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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:11,701 DATELINE... HOLLYWOOD, 1930, 2 00:00:11,701 --> 00:00:13,133 THE WARNER BROS. STUDIO. 3 00:00:13,133 --> 00:00:15,501 HERE AT THE STUDIO'S NEW ANIMATION DEPARTMENT, 4 00:00:15,501 --> 00:00:17,100 THE ARTISTS TOIL ENDLESSLY 5 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,934 TO COME UP WITH CARTOON STARS, 6 00:00:18,934 --> 00:00:20,934 ULTIMATELY CREATING THREE NEW CHARACTERS, 7 00:00:20,934 --> 00:00:23,868 THE WARNER BROTHERS AND THEIR SISTER DOT. 8 00:00:23,868 --> 00:00:26,868 HELLO, NURSE! HELLO, NURSE! 9 00:00:26,868 --> 00:00:28,934 UNFORTUNATELY, THE WARNER KIDS 10 00:00:28,934 --> 00:00:30,300 WERE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL. 11 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:31,300 BOINGY! BOINGY! BOINGY! 12 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,300 BOINGY! BOINGY! BOINGY! 13 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:36,467 THE TRIO RAN AMUCK THROUGHOUT THE STUDIO. 14 00:00:37,734 --> 00:00:39,300 UNTIL THEIR CAPTURE. 15 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:40,667 THE WARNERS' FILMS, 16 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:42,734 WHICH MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, 17 00:00:42,734 --> 00:00:45,734 WERE LOCKED AWAY IN THE STUDIO VAULT 18 00:00:45,734 --> 00:00:47,000 NEVER TO BE RELEASED. 19 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,934 AS FOR THE WARNERS THEMSELVES, 20 00:00:48,934 --> 00:00:52,601 THEY WERE LOCKED AWAY IN THE STUDIO WATER TOWER 21 00:00:52,601 --> 00:00:54,300 ALSO NEVER TO BE RELEASED. 22 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:57,367 PUBLICLY, THE STUDIO HAS DISAVOWED ANY KNOWLEDGE 23 00:00:57,367 --> 00:00:58,801 OF THE WARNERS' EXISTENCE 24 00:00:58,801 --> 00:01:00,300 TO THIS VERY DAY 25 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,367 WHEN THE WARNERS ESCAPED. 26 00:01:05,801 --> 00:01:09,567 * IT'S TIME FOR ANIMANIACS * 27 00:01:09,567 --> 00:01:12,133 * AND WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX * 28 00:01:12,133 --> 00:01:13,767 * SO JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX * 29 00:01:13,767 --> 00:01:15,601 * YOU'LL LAUGH TILL YOU COLLAPSE * 30 00:01:15,601 --> 00:01:17,968 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 31 00:01:17,968 --> 00:01:19,767 * COME JOIN THE WARNER BROTHERS * 32 00:01:19,767 --> 00:01:21,100 * AND THE WARNER SISTER DOT * 33 00:01:21,100 --> 00:01:22,634 * JUST FOR FUN WE RUN AROUND * 34 00:01:22,634 --> 00:01:24,400 * THE WARNER MOVIE LOT 35 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,501 * THEY LOCK US IN THE TOWER * 36 00:01:25,501 --> 00:01:27,067 * WHENEVER WE GET CAUGHT 37 00:01:27,067 --> 00:01:28,567 * BUT WE BREAK LOOSE AND THEN VAMOOSE * 38 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:29,968 * AND NOW YOU KNOW THE PLOT * 39 00:01:29,968 --> 00:01:32,300 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 40 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,367 * DOT IS CUTE 41 00:01:33,367 --> 00:01:35,434 * AND YAKKO YAKS 42 00:01:35,434 --> 00:01:36,801 * WAKKO PACKS AWAY THE SNACKS * 43 00:01:36,801 --> 00:01:38,701 * WHILE BILL CLINTON PLAYS THE SAX * 44 00:01:38,701 --> 00:01:41,634 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 45 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:42,767 * MEET PINKY AND THE BRAIN 46 00:01:42,767 --> 00:01:44,400 * WHO WANT TO RULE THE UNIVERSE * 47 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:45,634 * GOODFEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER * 48 00:01:45,634 --> 00:01:47,267 * SLAPPY WHACKS 'EM WITH HER PURSE * 49 00:01:47,267 --> 00:01:48,734 * BUTTONS CHASES MINDY 50 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:50,167 * WHILE RITA SINGS A VERSE 51 00:01:50,167 --> 00:01:51,801 * THE WRITERS FLIPPED, WE HAVE NO SCRIPT * 52 00:01:51,801 --> 00:01:53,200 * WHY BOTHER TO REHEARSE? 53 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,501 * WE'RE ANIMANIACS * 54 00:01:55,501 --> 00:01:58,767 * WE HAVE PAY-OR-PLAY CONTRACTS * 55 00:01:58,767 --> 00:02:00,200 * WE'RE ZANY TO THE MAX * 56 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,834 * THERE'S BALONEY IN OUR SLACKS * 57 00:02:01,834 --> 00:02:03,234 * WE'RE ANIMANEE * 58 00:02:03,234 --> 00:02:04,801 * TOTALLY INSANE-Y 59 00:02:04,801 --> 00:02:06,234 * HERE'S A SHOW THAT'S MAINLY * 60 00:02:06,234 --> 00:02:08,467 * ANIMANIACS 61 00:02:08,467 --> 00:02:10,000 * THOSE ARE THE FACTS * 62 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:18,267 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 63 00:02:28,033 --> 00:02:29,400 I SUPPOSE IT'S WISE 64 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,501 TO START AT THE VERY BEGINNING. 65 00:02:31,501 --> 00:02:32,834 PROCEED. 66 00:02:32,834 --> 00:02:37,267 I WAS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PSYCHOANALYSTS 67 00:02:37,267 --> 00:02:38,767 IN ALL OF HOLLYWOOD. 68 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:43,234 50 YEARS AGO, I STARTED WORK AT WARNER BROTHERS. 69 00:02:43,234 --> 00:02:44,801 AHH, WARNER BROTHERS. 70 00:02:44,801 --> 00:02:49,734 HOME TO SOME OF THE BIGGEST STARS IN HOLLYWOOD. 71 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:52,734 UH, GOOD MORNING, MR. BIGGEST STAR IN HOLLYWOOD. 72 00:02:52,734 --> 00:02:54,701 MORNING, SWEETHEART. 73 00:02:57,267 --> 00:02:59,767 UH, MORNING, PORKY. 74 00:02:59,767 --> 00:03:01,701 G-G-G-GOO-- 75 00:03:01,701 --> 00:03:03,701 MOR-M-M-M-M-M-- 76 00:03:03,701 --> 00:03:04,734 [HORN HONKS] 77 00:03:04,734 --> 00:03:06,234 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! 78 00:03:06,234 --> 00:03:08,434 HELLO. 79 00:03:08,434 --> 00:03:10,901 WHEN THE STARS HAD A PROBLEM, 80 00:03:10,901 --> 00:03:12,234 THEY CAME TO ME. 81 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,801 SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE DREAMS 82 00:03:14,801 --> 00:03:16,133 YOU'VE HAD, MR. REAGAN. 83 00:03:16,133 --> 00:03:20,067 IN MY DREAMS, I'M PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 84 00:03:27,100 --> 00:03:31,100 FOR YEARS, THE BIGGEST ACTORS TOLD ME THEIR PROBLEMS, 85 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:33,567 THEIR SECRETS, THEIR PAIN. 86 00:03:33,567 --> 00:03:36,067 OOH! IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. 87 00:03:36,067 --> 00:03:39,634 AND THEN, JUST RECENTLY, 88 00:03:39,634 --> 00:03:43,033 I HAD JUST COMPLETED A DELIGHTFULLY INTENSE SESSION 89 00:03:43,033 --> 00:03:44,901 WITH CLINT EASTWOOD. 90 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:49,634 THEN IT HAPPENED. 91 00:03:49,634 --> 00:03:50,968 [CROWD SCREAMS] 92 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,000 [WOMAN SHRIEKS] 93 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,734 WHAT IS THAT? 94 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,334 WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? 95 00:03:57,334 --> 00:03:58,834 IT WAS THEM. 96 00:03:58,834 --> 00:04:00,334 THE WARNER BROTHERS. 97 00:04:00,334 --> 00:04:02,767 AFTER YEARS OF BEING LOCKED AWAY 98 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:04,300 IN THE WATER TOWER, 99 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:05,968 THEY MANAGED TO ESCAPE. 100 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,501 DID YOU MISS US? 101 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:13,567 I HARDLY EVEN KNOW YOU. 102 00:04:13,567 --> 00:04:15,000 WE'RE THE WARNER BROTHERS. 103 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,133 AND THE WARNER SISTER. 104 00:04:19,667 --> 00:04:20,601 UGH! 105 00:04:20,601 --> 00:04:21,667 PTOOEY! PTOOEY! 106 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:22,734 PTOOEY! 107 00:04:22,734 --> 00:04:23,767 BLECCHH! 108 00:04:24,968 --> 00:04:26,467 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 109 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:28,534 WE ASKED YOU FIRST. 110 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:30,100 WELL, I WANT... 111 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,734 NO, YOU DIDN'T. 112 00:04:31,734 --> 00:04:33,267 WELL, WE MEANT TO. 113 00:04:33,267 --> 00:04:36,434 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 114 00:04:36,434 --> 00:04:37,934 [DING] 115 00:04:37,934 --> 00:04:39,434 DR. OTTO SCRATCHANSNIFF, 116 00:04:39,434 --> 00:04:41,334 WORLD-FAMOUS PSYCHOANALYST TO THE STARS? 117 00:04:41,334 --> 00:04:42,334 CORRECT. 118 00:04:42,334 --> 00:04:43,567 I WON! I WON! 119 00:04:43,567 --> 00:04:45,100 WHAT DID I WIN? 120 00:04:45,100 --> 00:04:46,100 NOTHING. 121 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:49,200 SAY, WHAT KIND OF GAME SHOW IS THIS? 122 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,234 THIS ISN'T A GAME SHOW. 123 00:04:51,234 --> 00:04:52,601 I'LL SAY IT ISN'T. 124 00:04:52,601 --> 00:04:54,167 NOBODY WINS ANYTHING. 125 00:04:54,167 --> 00:04:57,100 YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO BE ON ONE WEEK. 126 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,067 NURSE! NURSE! 127 00:04:58,067 --> 00:05:00,968 YES, DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF? 128 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,200 [PANTING] 129 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,200 GET THESE KIDS OUT. 130 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,701 [PANTING] 131 00:05:05,701 --> 00:05:08,267 HELLO, NURSE! 132 00:05:12,234 --> 00:05:13,667 AHH. 133 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,934 AHH. 134 00:05:26,734 --> 00:05:30,234 DISGUSTING! 135 00:05:30,234 --> 00:05:33,234 WHY DON'T YOU CUTE LITTLE KIDS FOLLOW ME? 136 00:05:41,667 --> 00:05:43,534 AFTER THE WARNER BROTHERS ESCAPED, 137 00:05:43,534 --> 00:05:47,667 I WAS ASKED TO SEE THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD 138 00:05:47,667 --> 00:05:49,567 OF THE STUDIO. 139 00:05:58,267 --> 00:06:00,767 THE WARNER BROTHERS ARE WREAKING HAVOC 140 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:03,634 THROUGHOUT THIS STUDIO, SCRATCHANSNIFF, 141 00:06:03,634 --> 00:06:05,701 AND I WON'T HAVE IT! 142 00:06:05,701 --> 00:06:08,701 IN ORDER FOR A STUDIO TO RUN EFFICIENTLY, 143 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:11,701 THERE MUST BE ORDER, CALMNESS, 144 00:06:11,701 --> 00:06:12,868 CONTROL. 145 00:06:12,868 --> 00:06:15,701 THE WARNER BROTHERS HAVE TAKEN THE CALMNESS 146 00:06:15,701 --> 00:06:17,767 AND REPLACED IT WITH CHAOS. 147 00:06:17,767 --> 00:06:19,267 THEY'RE TOO ZANY, SCRATCHANSNIFF. 148 00:06:19,267 --> 00:06:21,200 I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS UPSET 149 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,868 SINCE WE MADE 150 00:06:22,868 --> 00:06:25,300 DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD. 151 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:28,234 I'VE CHOSEN YOU TO GET THE WARNER BROTHERS 152 00:06:28,234 --> 00:06:29,868 UNDER CONTROL. 153 00:06:29,868 --> 00:06:30,934 WHY ME? 154 00:06:30,934 --> 00:06:34,901 BECAUSE YOU'RE A PSYCHIATRIST, DUMMY. 155 00:06:36,033 --> 00:06:37,133 OH. 156 00:06:37,133 --> 00:06:39,534 AND SO, I SCHEDULED AN APPOINTMENT 157 00:06:39,534 --> 00:06:41,100 WITH THE WARNER BROTHERS. 158 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,601 I'LL NEVER FORGET OUR FIRST SESSION. 159 00:06:43,601 --> 00:06:44,667 [SNARE DRUM] 160 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:58,267 THE WARNER BROTHERS ARE HERE 161 00:06:58,267 --> 00:06:59,767 FOR THEIR 3:00 APPOINTMENT. 162 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:02,701 YOU BE GOOD LITTLE BOYS. 163 00:07:02,701 --> 00:07:03,834 MMM. 164 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,200 BOYS. 165 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,267 HOW YOU DOING, SCRATCHY? 166 00:07:20,267 --> 00:07:22,267 I TAKE UMBRAGE AT THAT. 167 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:24,267 SURE. TAKE ALL THE UMBRAGE. 168 00:07:24,267 --> 00:07:25,801 DON'T LEAVE US ANY. 169 00:07:25,801 --> 00:07:28,100 I MEAN I TAKE OFFENSE. 170 00:07:28,100 --> 00:07:30,801 YOU WANT OUR FENCE, TOO? 171 00:07:30,801 --> 00:07:32,467 ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT, 172 00:07:32,467 --> 00:07:34,868 BUT THAT'S ALL. WE'RE TAPPED OUT. 173 00:07:38,701 --> 00:07:41,601 IT'S TIME WE GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS. 174 00:07:41,601 --> 00:07:43,100 * OUR FIRST QUARTER FIGURES * 175 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,634 * ARE REALLY LOW 176 00:07:44,634 --> 00:07:47,667 * AS THIS BUSINESS GRAPH WILL HOPEFULLY SHOW ** 177 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:48,934 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 178 00:07:48,934 --> 00:07:51,300 WE'RE GETTING DOWN. THE BUSINESS. 179 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:54,734 YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE JOKES. 180 00:07:54,734 --> 00:07:56,767 THIS IS NOT GOOD. 181 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:58,367 NO MORE JOKES. 182 00:08:00,701 --> 00:08:02,300 YAH. GOOD. 183 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:05,167 NOW PLANT YOURSELVES ON THE COUCH THERE. 184 00:08:08,734 --> 00:08:11,767 I SAID NO MORE JOKES. 185 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:13,267 THIS ISN'T A JOKE. 186 00:08:13,267 --> 00:08:14,834 IT'S A VISUAL GAG. 187 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:18,133 NO MORE GAGS, JOKES, OR MONKEY STUFF. 188 00:08:18,133 --> 00:08:19,834 DEFINE MONKEY STUFF. 189 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,701 THE MONKEY STUFF! YOU KNOW. 190 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:24,701 YOU WALKS AROUND LIKE A SILLY MONKEY. 191 00:08:24,701 --> 00:08:25,701 OOH! OOH! 192 00:08:25,701 --> 00:08:26,834 AAH! AAH! 193 00:08:26,834 --> 00:08:30,234 AND YOU BE GOOFY. THAT IS THE MONKEY STUFF. 194 00:08:31,701 --> 00:08:35,334 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE A P-SYCHIATRIST. 195 00:08:35,334 --> 00:08:39,801 I AM A P-SYCH-- I MEAN, A PSYCHIATRIST. 196 00:08:39,801 --> 00:08:40,901 UH! 197 00:08:51,734 --> 00:08:54,067 AH... 198 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,734 I KNOW WHAT YOU KIDS WANT. 199 00:08:56,734 --> 00:09:00,601 YOU WANT TO TALK TO MR. PUPPETHEAD. 200 00:09:03,133 --> 00:09:05,300 [HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] I'M MR. PUPPETHEAD. 201 00:09:05,300 --> 00:09:10,234 TELL ME WHY YOU ALWAYS MAKE THE JOKES. 202 00:09:10,234 --> 00:09:13,300 WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING WITH MR. PUPPETHEAD? 203 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:15,234 IT'S VERY EASY. WATCH ME. 204 00:09:15,234 --> 00:09:16,234 AHEM. 205 00:09:16,234 --> 00:09:18,734 HELLO, MR. PUPPETHEAD. HOW ARE YOU? 206 00:09:18,734 --> 00:09:22,534 I AM FINE, DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF. HOW ARE YOU? 207 00:09:22,534 --> 00:09:23,968 I'M FINE, MR. PUPPETHEAD. 208 00:09:23,968 --> 00:09:26,567 DID YOU HAVE A YUMMY BREAKFAST? 209 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:29,067 OH, YES, VERY YUMMY. THANK YOU. 210 00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:30,567 HOW WAS YOUR BREAKFAST? 211 00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:33,133 MY BREAKFAST WAS YUMMY AS WELL. 212 00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:34,834 SEE, ISN'T THAT EASY? 213 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:38,300 YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE A P-SYCHIATRIST? 214 00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:40,300 I AM A P-SYCHI-- 215 00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,734 I MEAN, PSYCHIATRIST! 216 00:09:41,734 --> 00:09:43,567 I AM, I AM! 217 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:45,734 MR. PUPPETHEAD'S HUNGRY. 218 00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:47,734 AFTER MUCH RESEARCH, 219 00:09:47,734 --> 00:09:51,667 I DECIDED TO MEET WITH EACH WARNER BROTHER INDIVIDUALLY, 220 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:55,601 STARTING WITH THE WARNER BROTHER SISTER, DOT. 221 00:09:55,601 --> 00:09:58,267 DOT--MAY I CALL YOU DOT? 222 00:09:58,267 --> 00:10:01,167 YEAH, BUT CALL ME DOTTIE, AND YOU DIE. 223 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,734 DOT IT IS. 224 00:10:02,734 --> 00:10:05,667 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME PICTURES. 225 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:08,033 TELL ME WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE. 226 00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:10,267 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THIS? 227 00:10:10,267 --> 00:10:12,868 YOU'RE NOT A VERY GOOD ARTIST. 228 00:10:12,868 --> 00:10:14,067 I DIDN'T DRAW THAT. 229 00:10:14,067 --> 00:10:16,767 WHOEVER DID NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 230 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:18,234 IT'S AN INK BLOT. 231 00:10:18,234 --> 00:10:19,534 I'LL SAY. 232 00:10:19,534 --> 00:10:22,234 IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE ANYTHING. 233 00:10:22,234 --> 00:10:24,801 YOU DID A VERY GOOD JOB. 234 00:10:24,801 --> 00:10:26,300 I DIDN'T DRAW IT! 235 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:29,234 DOESN'T IT LOOK LIKE A LITTLE KITTY CAT 236 00:10:29,234 --> 00:10:30,434 OR A BUTTERFLY? 237 00:10:30,434 --> 00:10:31,534 NO. 238 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:37,501 THAT'S A BUTTERFLY. 239 00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:51,234 NOW, THEN, WAKKO. LET'S YOU AND I TALK. 240 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,300 O.K. 241 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,400 GOOD. 242 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,767 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 243 00:10:54,767 --> 00:10:56,267 MY HAT. 244 00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:59,367 NO, NO, YOUR HAT IS ON YOUR HEAD. 245 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,767 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 246 00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:02,534 MY SKIN? 247 00:11:02,534 --> 00:11:04,834 NO, THAT'S ON YOUR HEAD. 248 00:11:04,834 --> 00:11:07,100 WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? 249 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,934 OH, I GOT IT. MY HAIR. 250 00:11:09,934 --> 00:11:11,968 YOUR HAIR'S ON YOUR HEAD. 251 00:11:11,968 --> 00:11:14,968 THIS IS HAIR! IT'S NOT ON MY MIND! 252 00:11:14,968 --> 00:11:16,634 IT'S ON MY HEAD! 253 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:19,000 NO, IT'S IN YOUR HAND. 254 00:11:21,801 --> 00:11:24,200 LET'S TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT, O.K.? 255 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:28,234 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE FEELING? 256 00:11:28,234 --> 00:11:29,534 MY SHIRT. 257 00:11:29,534 --> 00:11:31,467 NO, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TOUCHING. 258 00:11:31,467 --> 00:11:33,234 WHAT ARE YOU FEELING? 259 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,601 MY NOSE? 260 00:11:34,601 --> 00:11:35,968 THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TOUCHING! 261 00:11:35,968 --> 00:11:37,934 WHAT ARE YOU FEELING? 262 00:11:39,267 --> 00:11:42,567 JUST TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL. 263 00:11:42,567 --> 00:11:45,767 I FEEL FINE. 264 00:11:45,767 --> 00:11:48,000 GOOD. NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE. 265 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,934 WOULD YOU CARE TO EXPAND ON THAT? 266 00:11:50,934 --> 00:11:52,234 O.K. 267 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:57,100 UH, NO! NOT THAT TYPE OF EXPANDING! 268 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,834 STOP IT! 269 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,467 EXCUSE ME. 270 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,300 NOW, THEN, YAKKO, 271 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,801 LET'S DO A LITTLE WORD ASSOCIATION. 272 00:12:16,801 --> 00:12:18,234 I'LL SAY A WORD, 273 00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:21,734 AND YOU SAY ANY WORD THAT YOU THINK OF, 274 00:12:21,734 --> 00:12:23,734 ANY WORD THAT COMES TO MIND. 275 00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:25,701 BRAIN. 276 00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:28,100 NO, WE HAVEN'T STARTED. BEGUN. 277 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:29,601 WAIT. YIELD. 278 00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:31,567 NO, STOP! CEASE. 279 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,400 SILENCE! QUIET. 280 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,133 ENOUGH! PLENTY. 281 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:38,167 WOULD YOU PLEASE LISTEN? HEAR. 282 00:12:38,167 --> 00:12:39,734 NO, YOU STUPID KID! 283 00:12:39,734 --> 00:12:41,434 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 284 00:12:41,434 --> 00:12:42,667 COMPREHEND. 285 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,033 AAH! 286 00:12:45,267 --> 00:12:48,267 GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT! 287 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:50,033 LEAVE, LEAVE, LEAVE. 288 00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:55,267 OOH! THOSE KIDS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! 289 00:12:55,267 --> 00:12:57,868 INSANE, UNHINGED, DEMENTED. 290 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:02,300 [CRYING] 291 00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,701 AND THIS IS HOW IT'S BEEN. 292 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:08,300 THEY IS ALWAYS DRIVING ME KOOKY IN THE KOPF, 293 00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:10,133 AND THEY'RE STILL NOT DEZANITIZED. 294 00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:12,868 AM I CRAZY, DOCTOR? 295 00:13:12,868 --> 00:13:16,734 YOU ARE SUFFERING FROM ACUTE WARNERITIS. 296 00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:18,634 AAH! 297 00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:32,067 WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID? 298 00:13:36,901 --> 00:13:39,801 [PLAYING FLUTE] 299 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,767 THAT'S IT! 300 00:13:48,767 --> 00:13:51,934 HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU POINT THAT SISSY FLUTE! 301 00:13:51,934 --> 00:13:54,434 YOU WANT TO PLAY THE FLUTE? 302 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,033 I GOT YOUR FLUTE! 303 00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:57,467 HERE'S YOUR FLUTE! 304 00:14:04,901 --> 00:14:06,934 [PLAYING JAMAICAN MUSIC] 305 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:23,701 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP WITH THAT FLUTE? 306 00:14:23,701 --> 00:14:24,934 TAKE THAT! 307 00:14:25,901 --> 00:14:28,167 [CAR CRASHES] 308 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,534 * ONE MONDAY MORNING, I GOT UP LATE * 309 00:14:30,534 --> 00:14:32,934 * AND THERE WERE THESE MONKEYS OUTSIDE THE GATE * 310 00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:35,400 * THE GUARD TRIED TO STOP THEM, BUT HE HAD NO LUCK * 311 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,033 * THE MONKEYS GOT FREE, AND THEY RAN AMOK * 312 00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:40,501 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 313 00:14:40,501 --> 00:14:42,901 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 314 00:14:42,901 --> 00:14:45,434 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 315 00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:47,767 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 316 00:14:47,767 --> 00:14:49,801 * MY OFFICE WAS RUN BY THE STUDIO NURSE * 317 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,400 * I CAME DOWNSTAIRS, AND WHAT COULD BE WORSE? * 318 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,200 * THE MONKEYS WAS DOING A CRAZY DANCE * 319 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,400 * THEY POURED BUGGIES IN MY UNDERPANTS * 320 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,901 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 321 00:14:59,901 --> 00:15:02,200 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 322 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,834 * MONKEYS DANCE, THEN I DANCE, TOO * 323 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,901 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 324 00:15:06,901 --> 00:15:09,300 * I RAN OUTSIDE TO GET A STICK * 325 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:11,868 * BUT I'M TELLING YOU, FRIENDS, THOSE MONKEYS WAS QUICK * 326 00:15:11,868 --> 00:15:14,234 * 'CAUSE WHEN I RETURNED, MUCH TO MY DISGRACE * 327 00:15:14,234 --> 00:15:16,767 * THOSE MONKEYS HAD THE NURSE IN A MAD EMBRACE * 328 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:19,300 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 329 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,634 * FOR A NICKEL, I'LL GIVE YOU A CLUE * 330 00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:24,133 * I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR EYES WERE BLUE * 331 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,400 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 332 00:15:27,367 --> 00:15:29,334 YES, SIR! WHOOP! 333 00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:34,000 AH, PLAY THAT THING. 334 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:53,133 * I WENT TO ME BATH FOR A SHOWER AND SHAVE * 335 00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,400 * THE MONKEYS GONNA PUT ME INTO MY GRAVE * 336 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,767 * THE ENTIRE BATHROOM WAS LAID TO WASTE * 337 00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:00,868 * THEN THEY SHAVED MY HEAD WITH MINTY TOOTHPASTE * 338 00:16:00,868 --> 00:16:02,767 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 339 00:16:02,767 --> 00:16:04,934 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 340 00:16:04,934 --> 00:16:07,634 * THEY IS CRAZY, NUTSO, I'M TELLING YOU * 341 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,834 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 342 00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:12,200 * WELL, BY THIS TIME, I WAS FEELING DREAD * 343 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:14,601 * THEY WAS USING A SHOE BRUSH TO SHINE ME HEAD * 344 00:16:14,601 --> 00:16:17,033 * I ASKED THEM TO LEAVE, BUT THEY STAYED AROUND * 345 00:16:17,033 --> 00:16:19,701 * THEY PULLED THE CHAIN, AND, YIE, I WENT DOWN * 346 00:16:19,701 --> 00:16:22,234 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 347 00:16:22,234 --> 00:16:24,601 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 348 00:16:24,601 --> 00:16:27,100 * CALL MY LAWYER, I'M READY TO SUE * 349 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,100 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 350 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,868 AAH! 351 00:16:30,868 --> 00:16:32,834 YES, SIR, BROTHER! 352 00:16:34,834 --> 00:16:36,834 HEY! THAT'S IT! 353 00:16:36,834 --> 00:16:39,634 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WHACKING WITH THAT? 354 00:16:39,634 --> 00:16:43,267 YOU WANT WHACKING? I'LL GIVE YOU WHACKING! 355 00:16:43,267 --> 00:16:46,367 THOSE ARE MY TAIL FEATHERS. I NEED THOSE. 356 00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:10,734 GRRR! 357 00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:15,901 * WELL, ME PATIENCE RAN OUT, AND I'M TELLING YOU SURE * 358 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,400 * TOMORROW I SHOW THOSE MONKEYS THE DOOR * 359 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,634 * AND IF THEY DON'T LEAVE, I'M INVITING YOU * 360 00:17:20,634 --> 00:17:23,267 * TO MY HOUSE FOR DUMPLINGS AND MONKEY STEW * 361 00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:25,868 * I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 362 00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,701 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 363 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,200 * NOW I'M IN THE STEW * 364 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,868 * OH, POOH 365 00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:33,000 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 366 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,501 * WATCH OUT FOR MONKEYS, I'M TELLING YOU * 367 00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:38,000 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE MONKEYS WON'T DO * 368 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,501 * WE'RE NOT MONKEYS, WE'RE JUST CUCKOO * 369 00:17:40,501 --> 00:17:46,033 * DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, THE WARNERS WON'T DO ** 370 00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:00,734 INSIDE THE WATER TOWER ROOM, 371 00:18:00,734 --> 00:18:02,734 THERE WAS A LOG FLUME... 372 00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:08,033 AND A PICTURE OF A BIG BABOON... 373 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:09,400 HI. 374 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,601 AND THREE LITTLE TOONS ACTING LIKE GOONS... 375 00:18:12,601 --> 00:18:13,601 I'M YAKKO... 376 00:18:13,601 --> 00:18:14,601 I'M WAKKO... 377 00:18:14,601 --> 00:18:15,968 AND I'M CUTE. 378 00:18:15,968 --> 00:18:18,033 A DOG AND A CAT... 379 00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,467 CAT? WHERE'S A CAT? 380 00:18:19,467 --> 00:18:21,100 AND A BIG-HEADED RAT... 381 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,734 I'M A MOUSE, NOT A RAT. 382 00:18:23,734 --> 00:18:26,868 AND TWO HIPPOS WHO ARE INCREDIBLY FAT... 383 00:18:26,868 --> 00:18:29,200 FLAVIO, ARE WE ACTUALLY FAT? 384 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,200 NO, MY DELECTABLE. 385 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,868 WE ARE SIMPLY BIGGER THAN LIFE ITSELF. 386 00:18:36,067 --> 00:18:39,033 AND IN THIS ROOM AND IN THIS VERSE 387 00:18:39,033 --> 00:18:40,667 ARE DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF AND... 388 00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,000 HELLO, NURSE. 389 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:46,000 AND THREE GOODFEATHERS WHO... 390 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,067 STICK TOGETHER. 391 00:18:47,067 --> 00:18:50,100 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU THINK I'M STICKY? 392 00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:53,501 YOU SAYING I'M SOME KIND OF GOOEY, STICKY BUN 393 00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,067 FOR YOUR BREAKFAST ENJOYMENT? 394 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,601 NO, I'M JUST SAYING-- 395 00:18:56,601 --> 00:18:57,567 THAT'S IT! 396 00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,667 HERE'S YOUR STICKY BUN! 397 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:02,767 AND MINDY AND BUTTONS ARE SNUGGLED IN BED 398 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,834 ALONG WITH A FELLA NAMED MR. SKULLHEAD... 399 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:08,000 [YELPING] 400 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,434 AND AN OLD SQUIRREL LADY IN CAP AND NIGHTGOWN 401 00:19:11,434 --> 00:19:14,033 SITS IN HER ROCKER AND SAYS... 402 00:19:14,033 --> 00:19:15,534 HEY, PAL, PIPE DOWN! 403 00:19:15,534 --> 00:19:17,534 OH, RIGHT. WELL, THEN... 404 00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:20,701 NIGHTY-NIGHT, ROOM. 405 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,701 NIGHTY-NIGHT, TOONS. 406 00:19:22,701 --> 00:19:26,601 NIGHTY-NIGHT, LOG FLUME WITH THE BIG BABOON. 407 00:19:26,601 --> 00:19:29,100 NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOG. NIGHTY-NIGHT, CAT. 408 00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:33,200 I DO SMELL A CAT, BUT WHERE'S IT AT? 409 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,100 THAT RHYMES, THAT DEFINITELY RHYMES. 410 00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:36,701 NIGHTY-NIGHT, HIPPOS. 411 00:19:36,701 --> 00:19:38,868 WE'RE BIG-BONED, NOT FAT. 412 00:19:38,868 --> 00:19:41,501 NIGHTY-NIGHT, BIG-HEADED LABORATORY RAT. 413 00:19:41,501 --> 00:19:43,501 I AM NOT A RAT. 414 00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:45,234 I'M A MOUSE. 415 00:19:45,234 --> 00:19:47,167 OH, DRAT. 416 00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:50,234 OH, THAT RHYMES, TOO, BRAIN. 417 00:19:50,234 --> 00:19:53,300 NIGHTY-NIGHT, DOCTOR, AND... 418 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,133 GOODNIGHT, NURSE. 419 00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:59,033 NIGHTY-NIGHT, PIGEONS, WHO CONSTANTLY CURSE. 420 00:19:59,033 --> 00:20:01,534 COME ON, WHAT DID I DO? 421 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,534 FETTUCCINI ALFREDO! 422 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,734 I GOT YOUR STICKY BUN! 423 00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:07,234 NIGHTY-NIGHT, BUTTONS UNDER THE BED 424 00:20:07,234 --> 00:20:10,234 ALONG WITH HIS FRIEND MR. SKULLHEAD. 425 00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:12,567 [YELPS] 426 00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:15,567 NIGHTY-NIGHT, SQUIRREL LADY, IN NIGHTGOWN AND CAP. 427 00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:18,868 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WILL YOU BUTTON YOUR YAP? 428 00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:21,267 NIGHTY-NIGHT, WATER TOWER. 429 00:20:21,267 --> 00:20:22,701 NIGHTY-NIGHT, LOT. 430 00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:26,267 NIGHTY-NIGHT, YAKKO, WAKKO, AND DOT. 431 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,334 NIGHTY-NIGHT, PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. 432 00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:32,901 AND NIGHTY-NIGHT WAKKO'S UNDERWEAR. 433 00:20:39,267 --> 00:20:42,501 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 434 00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:06,234 GOODBYE, NURSE. 435 00:21:06,234 --> 00:21:09,100 CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1993 WARNER BROS. ANIMATION, A DIVISION OF TIME-WARNER ENTERTAINMENT CO., L.P. 436 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:12,267 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE 29825

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