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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Oh, God.
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Did you send our turkey
to Jenny Craig?
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No. It's squab.
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It's a delicacy.
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I wanted to try something
different this Thanksgiving.
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Like make it suck?
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Coming.
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- Hey.
- Hi!
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Oh, make sure
you, uh, eat dinner
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before you come over
for dinner tonight.
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I was on my way
to get the pies,
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and I saw these
at your door for Val.
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They're marked
"personal and confidential."
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Oh, God! Shh!
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Oh, God!
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I hope those aren't
the annulment papers!
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They are.
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I'm guessing.
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Okay, Tina.
Well, you must go hide those!
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Isn't it weird how,
last Thanksgiving,
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Val was about to marry Rick
and that ended.
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Now this Thanksgiving
she's married to Vic,
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and that's about to end?
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No, no.
It is not ending.
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They're meant to be.
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There's no way I'm
letting her lose this one.
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Is that because
you feel guilty
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about ruining her wedding
last year?
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Shut up!
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It was a good thing!
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And if I didn't
"ruin her wedding,"
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She never would have
met Vic.
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The man she's about to
get an annulment from?
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Shut up again!
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Now, go to
the Little Pie Company
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and pick up Val her pies.
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Why do I have to be the one
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that waits
in that long line?
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I am not the one
who feels guilty
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about ruining her wedding.
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And I am not the one
who feels guilty
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about hiding
the annulment papers.
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Yeah, but who's the one
who feels guilty
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about sleeping with my boyfriend
last Thanksgiving?
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Off to the pie line.
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Mmm!
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This is gonna be
the best Thanksgiving ever.
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We got stuffing.
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We got Vic.
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We got yams.
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We got Vic.
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- We got --
- Holly!
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We got Vic.
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Hey.
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Whoa. Hey, didn't the pilgrims
used to hang these
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from their
rearview mirrors?
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Uh, yeah.
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You see,
it's a -- it's a joke
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'cause, uh, they didn't
have cars back in the day.
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Okay. Well, uh, I'm gonna
get going to the firehouse.
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You guys have
a happy Thanksgiving.
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What do you mean
you're going to the firehouse?
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I have a charity event
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for St. Jude
Children's Research Hospital.
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Every year,
they auction off dates
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with the bachelor firefighters
for Thanksgiving.
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You're not a bachelor.
You two are married.
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You shouldn't be allowed
in that thing.
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Well, technically,
we're --
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Yeah, we're kind of
neither here nor there.
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But, I mean,
if I had a good reason,
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I guess
I could get out of it.
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Vic?
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Yeah?
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I hope you go for a lot
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at the bachelor auction.
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Thanks.
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Uh, Val?
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- Yeah? - Yeah?
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Don't forget
to turn off your oven.
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Thanksgiving's the number-one
fire day of the year.
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What is the matter
with you?
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Why did you
let him leave?
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I don't know, Holly!
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I'm so confused.
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I made parakeet!
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Well, I am not confused.
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You and Vic
need to be together tonight.
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Well, it's a little late
for that.
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Oh, is it?
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Next up, a Thanksgiving date
with fireman Vic!
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Val?
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We're here for the kids.
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How much money you got?
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Uh, $100.
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I have $100.
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That makes...$200.
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Okay, let's
open our hearts...
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I'm not just another
pretty face.
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We'll start the bidding
for fireman Vic at $100.
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$100!
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$101!
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$150!
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151...dollars!
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$200!
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- Damn! - Damn!
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What else do you have?
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I've got...
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uh, $223...
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and a lip gloss
in the coral family!
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Okay, we have $223
for fireman Vic going once...
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going twice...
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You are so having
the best Thanksgiving!
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: $5,000.
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Sold...for $5,000.
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Bianca?
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Hey, baby.
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"Baby?"
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Who's calling your baby
"baby"?
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Well, Holly,
it looks like
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we have a new
Thanksgiving tradition.
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Every year
you make my life suck!
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Great.
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If you and I
pool our money together,
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we could get
the fat chief.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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What? What?
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What?
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Lauren?
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Gary?
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Were you online with
that married poker man again?
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He contacted me,
I swear.
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I told him three weeks ago
it was over.
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Oh, my God.
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Okay.
He wants to meet me.
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What should I wear?
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He wants to meet you
on a national holiday
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that he should be
spending with his wife?
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Mm-hmm.
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And do you see the part
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how he wants us both
to wear yellow carnations?
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It's like we're spies
or something.
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Girl, have you no
"morale" fiber?
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I know
that he is married.
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And I know that it is wrong,
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which is why
I have to meet him,
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to tell him that he's married
and that it's wrong.
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And I will do it
in a very classy way,
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with my cha chas like this.
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Lauren, I'm serious.
You're gonna get hurt.
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Now, promise me
you're not gonna go.
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Okay. I promise.
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Watching you.
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I saw that.
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I heard that.
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Yeah, yeah.
I know what you're thinking.
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Very rude, woman,
very rude.
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But then I thought, now Val
is gonna have this image
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of Vic
and his ex-girlfriend
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going 'round and 'round
in her brain all day.
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It's gonna make her more
miserable than last year!
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Come on, baby.
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Screwing up her wedding
to Rick was way worse.
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Aw, you're so sweet.
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But not to worry,
'cause I fixed everything.
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"How," you ask?
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With two phone calls --
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one to Bianca, who is now
picking up Vic at our place,
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and one to Vic, who's now
being picked up by...
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well, you two
are smart cookies.
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You can figure it out.
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Yo. Sorry I'm late.
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I was having
a confidential meeting
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with one of my employees.
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Yeah. And, uh, it seems
that she has been communicating
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with a married man online
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and is planning
to meet him today.
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Yeah, yeah -- today.
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Wait. Lauren is meeting
her married guy?
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I never said
it was Lauren.
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Excuse me.
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Poker man?
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Rick?!
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Lauren?!
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You're my poker man?
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And you're my --
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- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
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The woman I've been
chatting with for months
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who's so...
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thoughtful and deep
and sexy and romantic is you?!
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Could you lose
a little bit of the disgust?
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All right.
I mean it in a good way.
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My, God. Lauren, I knew you
for, what, two years?
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And all the things
we've been talking about,
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I never knew all
that stuff about you.
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Yeah. Well, you know,
you were a little preoccupied,
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sleeping with
my best friend and all.
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God, when you told me
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you were the fattest girl
at fat camp --
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Second fattest.
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It broke my heart.
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God, I don't think
I've ever told that
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to anybody but you.
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I can't believe it.
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'Cause I'm so skinny now?
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No, because
you're beautiful...
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and funny and...
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great.
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Finally, I can see
the front of the line.
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Oh, jeez.
At a pie place?
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Oh, my God.
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Guys?
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I...I have to get something
off my chest.
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I was talking
about Lauren.
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I can't believe I wasted my pearls of
wisdom on that woman, my pearls.
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All right.
Listen up.
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What we all saw,
we must forget, okay?
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If Val finds out that
Lauren's married guy is Rick,
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I swear it could send her
over the edge.
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But what if Lauren
says something?
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Oh, if only!
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Wait.
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You don't think Lauren's gonna
say anything to Val, do you?
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Who in the hell knows
what she's gonna do?
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She said she wasn't gonna
meet the dude,
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and she met the dude.
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She's a loose cannon,
I tell you!
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Here's the plan.
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I have to make sure
Vic and Bianca do not leave.
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So, Gary,
you stay on Lauren.
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Make sure she keeps
her mouth shut about Rick.
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And, Vince, you stay on Bianca
and keep her busy.
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Make sure
she stays away from Vic.
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And, Tina...
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try not to have sex
with anybody.
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- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Happy Thanksgiving!
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Ooh, Val, I got you your
favorite sour cream apple pie.
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Yum!
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Thank you, Holly.
Come here.
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Listen. I am sorry
about what I said earlier.
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It was mean.
You don't make my life suck.
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Thanks.
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Have you
started drinking yet?
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No.
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Hi.
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Start.
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Lauren's here! Yay!
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Let the games begin.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I was just
picking up some pie.
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It's just
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I woke up pretty fragile
this morning,
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today being the anniversary
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of one of the worst days
of my life.
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Then we went
to that auction.
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- We never should have gone to that auction.
- 'Cause you love Vic?
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No, because I am confused,
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which is why I am so glad
he is going out tonight.
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I just need some time
to think, you know?
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Some peace.
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You don't think
it would be easier
264
00:11:03,968 --> 00:11:06,003
to figure out
how you feel about him
265
00:11:06,037 --> 00:11:08,105
if him were here?
266
00:11:08,139 --> 00:11:09,440
No.
267
00:11:10,642 --> 00:11:12,709
That's too bad.
268
00:11:14,279 --> 00:11:15,779
I'll get it!
269
00:11:18,583 --> 00:11:20,951
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm here to pick up Vic.
270
00:11:20,985 --> 00:11:23,220
Um, you must be Bianca.
271
00:11:23,254 --> 00:11:24,788
Bianca's here!
272
00:11:24,823 --> 00:11:26,490
Oh, God,
this is gonna be good.
273
00:11:26,524 --> 00:11:29,293
Bianca? W-what is Bianca
doing here?
274
00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:31,695
She and Vic are going out
to eat around the corner,
275
00:11:31,729 --> 00:11:33,297
so I thought
it would be better
276
00:11:33,331 --> 00:11:34,832
if Bianca
picked Vic up here.
277
00:11:34,866 --> 00:11:36,600
You?
278
00:11:36,634 --> 00:11:38,235
You!
279
00:11:39,370 --> 00:11:40,938
Let me fill
that up for you.
280
00:11:42,474 --> 00:11:44,341
Ooh, yay! Vic's here!
281
00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,210
Um, listen.
We're gonna get going.
282
00:11:46,244 --> 00:11:48,846
We don't want to interrupt
your Thanksgiving.
283
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,948
"Interrupt"?
Are you kidding?
284
00:11:50,982 --> 00:11:53,150
You're not interrupting
at all!
285
00:11:53,184 --> 00:11:55,352
Why are you even
going out to dinner, anyway?
286
00:11:55,386 --> 00:11:57,387
Thanksgiving is about
being with friends,
287
00:11:57,422 --> 00:11:59,089
right...Vince?
288
00:12:01,793 --> 00:12:03,961
Bianca,
this is Vince.
289
00:12:03,995 --> 00:12:05,095
Hi.
290
00:12:05,129 --> 00:12:07,464
You're pretty.
291
00:12:07,499 --> 00:12:08,632
Thank you.
292
00:12:11,536 --> 00:12:13,170
Take her away.
293
00:12:16,975 --> 00:12:18,609
Um, look, Val,
I'm really sorry.
294
00:12:18,643 --> 00:12:20,077
Are you sure
this is okay?
295
00:12:20,111 --> 00:12:21,678
Oh, yeah.
I mean, you're here.
296
00:12:21,713 --> 00:12:22,980
You don't have your coat on.
297
00:12:23,014 --> 00:12:24,214
And it is cold outside.
298
00:12:24,249 --> 00:12:25,449
So it's decided!
299
00:12:27,252 --> 00:12:30,053
So, uh, the auction --
300
00:12:30,088 --> 00:12:31,922
I heard you went
for 5,000 big 'uns.
301
00:12:33,258 --> 00:12:35,692
Speaking of big 'uns,
Bianca's a big 'un.
302
00:12:37,428 --> 00:12:38,762
Uh-huh.
303
00:12:38,796 --> 00:12:41,231
So you went to
the Little Pie Company, huh?
304
00:12:41,266 --> 00:12:43,534
Did you find that place
on the internet?
305
00:12:43,568 --> 00:12:45,602
No. I always
get my pies there --
306
00:12:45,637 --> 00:12:47,638
you know, weddings,
bar mitzvahs.
307
00:12:47,672 --> 00:12:50,307
All kind of affairs.
308
00:12:59,350 --> 00:13:01,184
And then Vic hit the water,
309
00:13:01,219 --> 00:13:03,053
and his suit
came right off.
310
00:13:03,087 --> 00:13:05,622
I had to sit on his lap
the whole way home
311
00:13:05,657 --> 00:13:07,057
to keep him covered up.
312
00:13:10,194 --> 00:13:12,863
Wow. You two sure do have
a lot of naked stories,
313
00:13:12,897 --> 00:13:13,997
don't you?
314
00:13:15,199 --> 00:13:16,900
They're old naked stories.
315
00:13:16,935 --> 00:13:19,403
Well, remember the time
we went go-kart racing?
316
00:13:19,437 --> 00:13:21,672
They don't want to hear
that story, "B."
317
00:13:21,706 --> 00:13:24,207
The hell we don't!
Tell it, "B"!
318
00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:27,311
You were supposed to be
distracting her!
319
00:13:27,345 --> 00:13:28,445
Shh.
320
00:13:28,479 --> 00:13:30,447
Bianca's talking.
321
00:13:30,481 --> 00:13:32,282
So, it was
the first time
322
00:13:32,317 --> 00:13:34,184
I had been
go-kart racing.
323
00:13:34,218 --> 00:13:36,119
And, oh, my God,
the gas pedal gets stuck,
324
00:13:36,154 --> 00:13:37,654
the brakes
don't work, and --
325
00:13:37,689 --> 00:13:39,056
I will never forget
your face.
326
00:13:39,090 --> 00:13:41,091
What was the face?
327
00:13:43,127 --> 00:13:45,729
Yeah. She was just zooming
all around the track.
328
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:47,497
She looked like
a 5-year-old.
329
00:13:47,532 --> 00:13:49,299
So I had to
jump on behind her
330
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,534
and pull the gas line out.
331
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,036
Oh.
You were my hero.
332
00:13:53,071 --> 00:13:54,037
Aw!
333
00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,608
It's a good thing
you had those bumpers.
334
00:13:58,977 --> 00:14:01,311
Uh-oh.
335
00:14:03,247 --> 00:14:04,848
Lauren, you're not eating
nearly as much
336
00:14:04,882 --> 00:14:06,483
as you did last year.
337
00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:08,885
Now, is that because
you're saving room for pie?
338
00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:10,354
What is that
supposed to mean?
339
00:14:10,388 --> 00:14:12,789
Nothing.
It means nothing.
340
00:14:12,824 --> 00:14:14,057
Well, I'm just saying.
341
00:14:14,092 --> 00:14:15,659
I'm just saying,
you know,
342
00:14:15,693 --> 00:14:17,461
if a person gives
another person good advice,
343
00:14:17,495 --> 00:14:19,896
she should take it
instead of going out to buy pie!
344
00:14:21,099 --> 00:14:23,333
At the Little Pie Company.
345
00:14:23,368 --> 00:14:24,668
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
346
00:14:24,702 --> 00:14:26,403
Something wrong?
347
00:14:26,437 --> 00:14:27,638
No. No. Nothing.
348
00:14:27,672 --> 00:14:29,106
Maybe not here,
349
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:32,109
- but this afternoon at the Pie Line --
- Gary!
350
00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:33,610
What's going on?
351
00:14:33,645 --> 00:14:35,078
Ask the hussy!
352
00:14:35,113 --> 00:14:36,313
"Hussy"?
353
00:14:36,347 --> 00:14:38,582
No, you have no right
to judge me, okay?
354
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,350
You have no idea
what goes on
355
00:14:40,385 --> 00:14:43,020
within these walls
of guilty flesh.
356
00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:44,621
Say you're sorry.
357
00:14:44,656 --> 00:14:46,623
No. I have nothing
to be sorry about.
358
00:14:46,658 --> 00:14:49,393
What? How can you look
your best friend in the face
359
00:14:49,427 --> 00:14:51,328
and say that, huh?
360
00:14:51,362 --> 00:14:54,531
This is a good woman...
361
00:14:54,565 --> 00:14:58,001
with a kind face
and good character.
362
00:14:58,036 --> 00:14:59,670
You betrayed her.
363
00:14:59,704 --> 00:15:02,873
You ain't right.
You ain't right.
364
00:15:02,907 --> 00:15:05,742
I'm sorry, Val.
365
00:15:05,777 --> 00:15:09,513
I am so, so sorry!
366
00:15:10,448 --> 00:15:12,449
What? For what?
367
00:15:12,483 --> 00:15:16,119
My online poker guy is Rick!
368
00:15:16,154 --> 00:15:17,854
What did you say?
369
00:15:17,889 --> 00:15:19,956
I didn't want
to hurt you!
370
00:15:19,991 --> 00:15:22,359
It's just that
I love him!
371
00:15:22,393 --> 00:15:24,628
What? You love who?
372
00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:25,462
Rick!
373
00:15:25,496 --> 00:15:27,130
Who?
374
00:15:27,165 --> 00:15:28,965
Rick.
375
00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:36,206
"Rick"? Uh,
the Rick I almost married?
376
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,241
But h-he's
married to Julie.
377
00:15:38,276 --> 00:15:41,144
It's not going so well.
378
00:15:43,481 --> 00:15:45,315
I am so sorry, Val.
379
00:15:45,349 --> 00:15:48,985
I would never do anything
to hurt you.
380
00:15:50,855 --> 00:15:51,988
Excuse me.
381
00:15:54,358 --> 00:15:55,492
Holly, I got it.
382
00:15:55,526 --> 00:15:56,359
No. I have to --
383
00:15:56,394 --> 00:15:57,627
I'm her husband.
384
00:15:57,662 --> 00:15:59,129
"Her husband"?
385
00:16:00,498 --> 00:16:02,866
I am here for you, "B."
386
00:16:04,368 --> 00:16:05,535
Good night, everybody.
387
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:08,805
And you...drop dead.
388
00:16:10,341 --> 00:16:12,042
Bianca!
I-I'll get you a cab!
389
00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:13,810
No, I don't think so.
390
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:21,429
Okay. Honey, I think
you've done enough scrubbing.
391
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:22,831
Come on.
392
00:16:22,865 --> 00:16:24,699
Even your gloves are getting
all wrinkled and pruny.
393
00:16:26,535 --> 00:16:28,370
I'm not wearing gloves.
394
00:16:31,273 --> 00:16:32,807
Okay. Um, look.
395
00:16:32,842 --> 00:16:36,378
Baby, I-I get
what's going on, okay?
396
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,480
What happened tonight
must have killed you.
397
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,083
I mean, on Thanksgiving,
of all days,
398
00:16:42,118 --> 00:16:44,386
you know, the day
that your marriage broke up.
399
00:16:46,055 --> 00:16:47,922
Yeah, you're probably
feeling,
400
00:16:47,957 --> 00:16:50,659
I don't know, just angry
and betrayed and hurt.
401
00:16:53,295 --> 00:16:55,230
Val, come on.
Y-you can't hold this inside.
402
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,765
You got to let it out.
403
00:16:56,799 --> 00:16:58,566
Look, when you heard
about Lauren and Rick,
404
00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,901
that probably just sent
you all the way back --
405
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:00,802
Rick?
406
00:17:02,304 --> 00:17:03,938
This isn't about Rick.
407
00:17:03,973 --> 00:17:06,041
I can't believe that you
would think this is about Rick.
408
00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:09,077
For the first time
in god knows how long,
409
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:10,879
just hearing his name
made me realize
410
00:17:10,913 --> 00:17:12,514
that I have absolutely
no feelings --
411
00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:13,782
Do you like that girl?
412
00:17:15,151 --> 00:17:16,985
D-do I -- what?
413
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:18,987
Bianca?
414
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,522
You know -- "B."
415
00:17:25,594 --> 00:17:27,262
Do you?
Do you like her?
416
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,397
'Cause, you know,
she sure seemed to like you.
417
00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:32,033
W-what, with all
418
00:17:32,068 --> 00:17:33,902
the not being able
to take her eyes off of you
419
00:17:33,936 --> 00:17:36,237
and the nudie stories
420
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,972
and, you know,
the go-kart pedal sticking.
421
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:41,242
And the laughing --
you guys laughed all night.
422
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,078
Yeah, but I didn't --
a-and I'm not jealous!
423
00:17:43,112 --> 00:17:45,747
I'm really not,
'cause, you know --
424
00:17:45,781 --> 00:17:46,948
It's just --
425
00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:49,384
Why can't I
let myself be like that?
426
00:17:49,418 --> 00:17:51,753
I mean, have fun
and laugh with you
427
00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:53,888
and be comfortable and
have private jokes with you
428
00:17:53,923 --> 00:17:55,890
and share little looks
and stories.
429
00:17:55,925 --> 00:17:58,059
I mean, I hate it
that I'm so confused
430
00:17:58,094 --> 00:18:00,095
and so stuck
and so scared and I --
431
00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:13,908
Mmm.
432
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:20,749
Wow.
433
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,786
Yeah.
434
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,521
Um, Val...
435
00:18:26,555 --> 00:18:27,589
Mm-hmm?
436
00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:29,157
...Y-you
have just made this
437
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,925
the greatest Thanksgiving
of my life.
438
00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:34,129
You know, the way
the day started out,
439
00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:36,331
I never would have thought
that it would be anyth --
440
00:18:43,506 --> 00:18:45,340
I never thought
that would happen!
441
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,342
I mean, with the way
that the day started out...
442
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,043
Oh, God.
443
00:18:49,078 --> 00:18:51,079
I think I've been forgiven
for last year and this year.
444
00:18:51,113 --> 00:18:53,114
Do you realize if I didn't
break up that wedding,
445
00:18:53,149 --> 00:18:54,549
that never
would have happened!
446
00:18:57,419 --> 00:18:58,720
All right.
447
00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:03,258
- Val?
- Hmm?
448
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:05,794
I swear to God,
I'm gonna make you so happy.
449
00:19:06,962 --> 00:19:09,097
I am so very
convinced of that.
450
00:19:10,866 --> 00:19:12,667
You know,
I am gonna give you
451
00:19:12,701 --> 00:19:14,636
everything
you ever dreamed of.
452
00:19:15,805 --> 00:19:16,704
'Kay.
453
00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,072
Yeah.
454
00:19:18,107 --> 00:19:21,476
And that is why I'm gonna
go to the firehouse now.
455
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:23,878
Well, I did not
dream that.
456
00:19:25,047 --> 00:19:26,281
Okay, Val. Look.
457
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:27,849
From the second
we got married,
458
00:19:27,883 --> 00:19:29,951
you said this
relationship wouldn't work
459
00:19:29,985 --> 00:19:31,986
because we did everything
backwards.
460
00:19:32,021 --> 00:19:33,321
I said that?
461
00:19:33,355 --> 00:19:34,656
Yeah. A lot.
462
00:19:36,025 --> 00:19:38,359
But, look,
we've come so far.
463
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,662
And I want to
do this right, okay?
464
00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:42,597
I want to give you
everything
465
00:19:42,631 --> 00:19:44,265
that you have ever wanted --
466
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,836
the courting, the dating,
the wooing.
467
00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:51,005
Wow. I'm quite
the little chatterbox.
468
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:56,544
I never want you to have
any regrets about us, okay?
469
00:19:56,579 --> 00:19:57,846
So good night.
470
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,782
I'm gonna go sleep
at the firehouse.
471
00:20:00,816 --> 00:20:04,752
And then you get ready
for the date of a lifetime.
472
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,021
Okay, baby?
473
00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:10,592
Be prepared to be wooed
off of your feet,
474
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,759
okay?
475
00:20:23,505 --> 00:20:24,439
All right.
476
00:20:26,408 --> 00:20:27,642
What a night.
477
00:20:27,676 --> 00:20:28,743
Mm.
478
00:20:28,777 --> 00:20:29,878
Vic?
479
00:20:29,912 --> 00:20:31,045
Yeah?
480
00:20:32,848 --> 00:20:35,750
You just made this
my best Thanksgiving, too.
481
00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:43,258
Oh, my God!
482
00:20:43,259 --> 00:20:46,059
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