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[ Val ]: That's everything.
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All right.
Here's your crap.
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Get out.
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Honey, your dad is coming
all the way from Japan.
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Why can't I meet
my father-in-law?
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Your father-in-law doesn't know
he's a father-in-law,
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and he ain't gonna find out
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'cause you're not coming back
till he's gone.
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Okay, so what you're saying is,
you want me back.
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No.
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What I'm saying is,
my father cannot know anything
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about what happened
in Atlantic City
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or my unfortunate
lapse of judgment.
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Oh, come on!
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Baby, you were blitzed.
He'll understand.
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Okay. So, bye, Vic.
Go ahead.
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No! Why does Vic
have to leave?
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So you had
a drunken marriage.
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Big deal.
You're an adult.
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How much longer are you
gonna need Daddy's approval?
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I don't know.
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You know what?
What is wrong with me?
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Why am I always so worried
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that my Dad's
not gonna approve of me?
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You're right --
I am an adult.
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I am gonna be
totally honest with Dad.
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Aw!
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There you go,
little one.
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Right after you tell him
you quit college.
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You know...
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what Pop don't know
won't hurt him.
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Out you go, fireman.
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⪠What I like about you âª
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⪠You really know how to dance âª
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⪠When you go up, down,
jump around âª
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⪠Talk about true romance âª
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⪠Yeah âª
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⪠Keep on whisperin'
in my ear âª
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⪠Tell me all the things
that I wanna hear âª
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⪠'Cause it's true âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you, you, you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like
about you âª
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⪠That's what I like about âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠Uh-huh âª
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⪠It's what I like about you âª
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I'm sorry, but I want
my Dad to like you.
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So when you meet him,
I want you to shake his hand,
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look him in the eye,
and laugh at his jokes.
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Holly. I got it.
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I've met tons of girls' dads,
and they always --
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Maybe I should just
look pretty.
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[ sighs ]
What am I worried about?
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He's gonna love you.
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Even if your pants
have holes and...
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cheese!
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Crap. I'm wearing
my cheese pants.
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Yeah, on the day
you're meeting my Dad.
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I should
go wash them, huh?
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Huh!
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Hey, baby.
Is the coast clear?
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What are you
doing here?
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My Dad's gonna
be here any minute.
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Well, I would have,
but you took my wallet
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and packed your phone
in my pillowcase.
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I probably put it in my bag,
thinking it was my phone.
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Go get it! Hurry!
Go, go, go!
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Honey,
would you just relax?
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Okay?
Your Dad loves you.
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How could he not?
You're an amazing woman.
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That's so sweet of you.
Thank you.
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Val!
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Ohh! Beat it!
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Daddy!
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Hi!
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Oh, we missed you!
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Oh, my God.
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Do you like the place?
We just had it redone.
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Your hair
looks so good.
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Are you hungry?
I can make you a panini!
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I missed you, too.
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Oh, my God,
look at you.
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You're all grown up.
You look so beautiful!
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Aw, thanks, Dad.
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Yeah,
isn't she pretty?
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Daddy, hi.
Yoo-hoo.
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Hi. Oh, God,
you look great.
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It's been so long.
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I can't wait to show you
my profit-loss statements.
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Stay right there.
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Dad...
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I want you
to meet my boyfriend.
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Uh, this isn't pee.
I was just wiping off cheese.
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You'll forgive me.
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Pleasure to meet you, Henry.
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Ben.
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A-actually, it's Vince.
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I'm making a joke.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Laugh at his jokes,
and look him in the eye!
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Ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha!
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Oh. Okay.
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Daddy, here are my books.
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My accounts payable and
receivable are so to the penny.
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Dad...
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Vince and I really want
to take you for a bike ride
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in Central Park.
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Unless you want
to do math with Val.
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Excuse me.
I was talking to Daddy.
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You were boring Daddy.
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I may be boring,
but you --
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V-Vic!
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Hey, have you met
Val's...
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Personal trainer.
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Yeah, uh, what are you
doing here, personal trainer?
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Um, well, we have
an appointment
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for the personal training.
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Yes.
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I'm gonna have to cancel that,
seeing as my Dad's here.
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I'm not gonna
be able to see you all week.
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You have
a personal trainer?
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What a great idea.
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Why? Do you think
I'm fat?
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Dad...
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Why don't you
sit down and relax,
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and I'll make you
a delicious cup of coffee.
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Well, I'll make you
a deliciouser one.
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- What is wrong with you?
- Me?
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What is wrong with you?!
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I just want five minutes
alone with Dad
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to show him what a success
I've become.
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Well, I really want him
to like Vince.
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And Vince has already made
a horrible impression!
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Okay, you're not
whispering.
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Girls, girls,
get over here.
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Right here, Daddy.
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This is Toshi Yamamora,
my girlfriend's brother.
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Hello.
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Toshi is a chef in Japan.
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His food is so amazing,
I'm setting him up
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in his own restaurant
here in the city.
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Oh.
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I get a free e-card
for my birthday.
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This one gets
a restaurant.
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I'd be honored if you would all
be my guests for dinner tonight.
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All?
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But you.
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Don't you have a client
tonight, there, trainer?
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Yes, but you just canceled.
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Well, perfect.
Then you'll all come.
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Oh, well, hi, Daddy!
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Pardonez moi!
Excuse me.
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Hi.
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Well, the girls
did not tell me
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that you were tall,
silver, and handsome.
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Call me Mommy. Just let me
feel the beat of that.
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Come on -- faster.
Dinner's at 8:00.
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But it's only 7:00.
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I know, but I need to spend
alone time with Daddy
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without that Holly.
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All right, now, come on.
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I got 3-inch heels,
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and I'm still moving
faster than you.
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Is this how you run into
a burning building?
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Hey, I'm doing it on purpose,
watching you from behind.
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Very sexy.
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Oh, too sexy?
Oh, great.
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Now Daddy's gonna think
I'm a whore.
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Earlier today,
he told me I was fat.
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Now I'm a fat whore.
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Come on! We only have an hour
of alone time with Daddy
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for you to make a better
second first impression.
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Uh-oh.
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What? Oh, no,
you found more cheese.
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Unbelievable!
Oh, my God!
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You came early so you could
spend time with Daddy,
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you little sneak!
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Well, where do you think
I learned it?
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Hmm...
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um, not in college!
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Why are you always trying
to steal my thunder?
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You know I need this time
with Daddy
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so he can learn all about my
achievements and applaud them.
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Did you see the impression
that Vince left?
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Dad is only here two days,
and every second is crucial.
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Again -- in earshot.
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God!
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Come on, what kind of family
did I marry into?
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My father-in-law
is only in town for two days.
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Is this the way you want
to spend it? Fighting?
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Yeah!
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Come on.
Come on.
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Aw!
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Okay, how immature
are we?
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So.
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I'm sorry.
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Me too.
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Love you!
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I love you.
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You ever wish
we could be sisters?
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No.
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You know what,
Val?
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When we get to our table,
I want you to sit next to Dad.
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I know how much this time
with him means to you.
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And tonight
can be your night.
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I'll find time with him
tomorrow.
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Oh, you are so sweet!
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Where do you think
I learned it?
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- Aw! - Aw!
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Okay. I'm gonna
go get us a drink.
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Okay.
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But I'm gonna
find Daddy first!
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Jeez!
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Think I was born yesterday,
dropout?
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[ sighs ]
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Well, let me tell you something,
drunken married lady.
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Dad is gonna freak out
so much more from what you did
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than from what I did.
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- We'll see about that, won't we?
- Indeed we will.
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[ gasps ]
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- Oh...my...God!
- Oh...my...God!
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What?
What happened?
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Our...our...
our...our...
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Okay,
Val, Val, Val!
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Relax, honey.
Use your words.
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[ exhales ]
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Our father...
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was just in there,
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making out with
his girlfriend's brother Toshi!
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- What? - What?
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Kissing...
necking...
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man-on-man action!
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Okay, uh, well...
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well,
the good news is,
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this is way bigger
than both of your secrets.
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[ Vince ]: Oh ho ho ho!
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My cheese pants
pale by comparison!
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I can't believe
my father
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was just getting down
with another man.
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Does this come
in a large?
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So...
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if you're a guy, and you make
out with another guy once,
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does that mean
you're gay?
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- Yes.
- No.
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Hi. Sorry I'm late.
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I wanted to make my grand
entrance for the silver fox.
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- Knock yourself out.
- Good luck with that.
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Gay.
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Hey, guys!
This place is awesome.
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Your dad and Toshi
did a great job decorating.
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Yeah.
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- Surprise, surprise.
- Gay.
257
00:10:06,738 --> 00:10:08,338
He's coming over!
He's coming over!
258
00:10:08,373 --> 00:10:10,240
- What do we do?
- Okay, act natural.
259
00:10:11,776 --> 00:10:14,078
- Hello, father.
- Lovely weather.
260
00:10:15,613 --> 00:10:17,614
Girls, you look so...
261
00:10:17,649 --> 00:10:19,483
so amazing tonight!
262
00:10:19,517 --> 00:10:21,785
Toshi wanted me
to bring this over just for you.
263
00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:22,953
Oh!
264
00:10:22,987 --> 00:10:25,856
Well, everything
looks so great, Daddy.
265
00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:27,825
Anything else...
coming out?
266
00:10:30,261 --> 00:10:33,030
Because whatever does
come out,
267
00:10:33,064 --> 00:10:35,032
we will love.
268
00:10:35,066 --> 00:10:38,168
No, I think
everything's out.
269
00:10:38,203 --> 00:10:42,673
Oh, wait. Toshi just gave me
a special hand roll.
270
00:10:42,707 --> 00:10:44,575
[ coughs ]
271
00:10:44,609 --> 00:10:46,543
[ laughs ]
272
00:10:50,248 --> 00:10:51,482
Wasabi.
273
00:10:51,516 --> 00:10:53,350
Spicy. Spicy.
274
00:10:55,086 --> 00:10:57,588
I am just so happy
that you're all here.
275
00:10:57,622 --> 00:11:00,591
It's a very special night
for Toshi and me and...
276
00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,259
I want to say a few words.
277
00:11:02,293 --> 00:11:04,361
Toshi! Would you
come in here, please?
278
00:11:04,395 --> 00:11:06,897
He's coming out! He's coming out!
He's coming out!
279
00:11:06,931 --> 00:11:08,465
A little louder,
and he won't have to.
280
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,300
I...
281
00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:12,636
after spending a long time
thinking about this,
282
00:11:12,670 --> 00:11:15,772
I am 100% sure that this is
the right thing to do.
283
00:11:17,308 --> 00:11:19,443
Toshi is incredible.
284
00:11:19,477 --> 00:11:21,111
So, tonight...
285
00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:24,915
I'm proud to announce
he's not only my chef.
286
00:11:24,949 --> 00:11:26,383
He's my partner.
287
00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:35,726
Say something!
288
00:11:37,729 --> 00:11:39,696
Uh, uh...
289
00:11:39,731 --> 00:11:42,366
Daddy,
I'd just like to say
290
00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:44,835
Toshi seems
like a wonderful man.
291
00:11:44,869 --> 00:11:47,838
Yeah, you guys
are so cute together...
292
00:11:47,872 --> 00:11:49,673
all tall and short.
293
00:11:49,707 --> 00:11:50,874
[ laughs ]
294
00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:54,478
And, um, well,
we're just so glad
295
00:11:54,512 --> 00:11:57,481
that you chose tonight
to share with us something
296
00:11:57,515 --> 00:11:59,816
that I'm sure was very difficult
for you because, you know...
297
00:11:59,851 --> 00:12:02,419
y-y-you've never
been gay before.
298
00:12:05,490 --> 00:12:07,124
What?
299
00:12:07,158 --> 00:12:08,325
You know.
300
00:12:08,359 --> 00:12:11,328
You and Toshi --
partners.
301
00:12:13,164 --> 00:12:14,865
I meant business partners.
302
00:12:14,899 --> 00:12:16,266
[ laughs nervously ]
303
00:12:16,301 --> 00:12:18,502
We're now business partners.
304
00:12:18,536 --> 00:12:20,337
Ha...ha.
305
00:12:20,371 --> 00:12:23,607
Tell him about
what we saw in the kitchen.
306
00:12:25,610 --> 00:12:27,344
We -- we --
we -- we -- we --
307
00:12:27,378 --> 00:12:29,646
we saw the two of you
in the kitchen
308
00:12:29,681 --> 00:12:32,149
not being
business partners...
309
00:12:33,618 --> 00:12:36,253
Well, um...
310
00:12:36,287 --> 00:12:38,956
this isn't the time or place
to discuss this.
311
00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:45,128
Excuse us.
312
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,434
You know...
313
00:12:50,468 --> 00:12:52,636
I think that's
why I'm the favorite.
314
00:13:02,086 --> 00:13:03,686
It's like
all of a sudden,
315
00:13:03,721 --> 00:13:06,089
our whole life
has changed, y'know?
316
00:13:06,123 --> 00:13:08,791
I mean, everything we knew
about Dad's different.
317
00:13:08,826 --> 00:13:11,427
He's the same, but he has
this whole other life.
318
00:13:11,462 --> 00:13:15,331
Do you think Dad ever calls
Toshi "Tushy"?
319
00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:22,605
You know, uh...
320
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:25,341
in Japan, families
often drink tea together
321
00:13:25,376 --> 00:13:27,610
to celebrate
a successful harvest.
322
00:13:27,645 --> 00:13:30,780
Or when the Dad
tells his kids he's gay.
323
00:13:35,686 --> 00:13:38,187
So, what should
we toast to?
324
00:13:38,222 --> 00:13:41,124
The blue states.
325
00:13:41,158 --> 00:13:43,960
How about...
326
00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:48,164
to my girls who I love more than
anything in this whole world?
327
00:13:57,207 --> 00:13:59,475
So, how about that?
328
00:14:01,478 --> 00:14:03,646
Your Dad's gay.
329
00:14:05,349 --> 00:14:08,151
I think it's great.
330
00:14:08,185 --> 00:14:10,486
It's a little shocking.
331
00:14:10,521 --> 00:14:13,056
All these years, I really
thought Mom was a woman.
332
00:14:13,090 --> 00:14:14,324
Holly!
333
00:14:14,358 --> 00:14:17,894
Your mother --
she was an incredible woman.
334
00:14:17,928 --> 00:14:19,929
She was my soul mate.
335
00:14:19,964 --> 00:14:21,464
Okay, so,
how did it happen?
336
00:14:21,498 --> 00:14:23,032
What happened?
337
00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:24,968
You just said that mom was
your soul mate. Did she know?
338
00:14:25,002 --> 00:14:28,738
When did you make
the old...switcharooney?
339
00:14:28,772 --> 00:14:31,607
No, she didn't know.
I didn't know.
340
00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:35,812
Well, at least not for sure
until about three years ago.
341
00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:39,716
Okay, so, he turned gay
three years ago.
342
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:42,719
The wife -- may she rest
in peace -- had no clue.
343
00:14:42,753 --> 00:14:45,188
But he loved her.
They were soul mates.
344
00:14:45,222 --> 00:14:47,657
Lauren, do you really think
you should be listening?
345
00:14:47,691 --> 00:14:49,459
No.
346
00:14:49,493 --> 00:14:50,994
No, I should
be watching, too.
347
00:14:53,263 --> 00:14:54,831
When I met your m --
348
00:15:00,204 --> 00:15:02,472
when I first met your mother,
349
00:15:02,506 --> 00:15:06,342
we were both 18
and I didn't know who I was.
350
00:15:06,377 --> 00:15:09,112
I just knew that I was
in love with this girl.
351
00:15:09,146 --> 00:15:11,247
And I thank God every day
that I was
352
00:15:11,281 --> 00:15:13,916
'cause she gave me
the greatest gift of my life.
353
00:15:13,951 --> 00:15:15,451
Me.
354
00:15:17,788 --> 00:15:20,690
The greatest two gifts
of my life.
355
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:26,396
And you know what --
this is why...
356
00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:30,066
I-I haven't come home
the last couple of years.
357
00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:32,135
I was afraid
that you'd hate me.
358
00:15:32,169 --> 00:15:33,503
Hate you?
359
00:15:33,537 --> 00:15:36,839
How could we hate you?
You're everything to us.
360
00:15:36,874 --> 00:15:40,476
Daddy, we don't care
who you're in love with.
361
00:15:40,511 --> 00:15:43,046
Just as long
as you're happy.
362
00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,382
You have no idea
how much that means to me.
363
00:15:46,417 --> 00:15:49,685
[ voice breaking ]:
Why can't my daddy be gay?
364
00:15:51,789 --> 00:15:52,922
[ sighs ]
365
00:15:52,956 --> 00:15:54,057
Ha!
366
00:15:54,091 --> 00:15:56,592
I got to tell you
what a relief it is
367
00:15:56,627 --> 00:15:58,528
to finally be honest with you.
368
00:15:58,562 --> 00:16:01,497
And I promise I will never
keep anything from you again.
369
00:16:01,532 --> 00:16:04,500
This is so nice.
370
00:16:04,535 --> 00:16:07,236
We all love each other,
no matter what.
371
00:16:07,271 --> 00:16:10,173
Like if Val did something
drunk and stupid.
372
00:16:12,443 --> 00:16:15,912
And I did something
that many, many, many...
373
00:16:15,946 --> 00:16:18,781
other kids my age do.
374
00:16:18,816 --> 00:16:21,317
We'd all still love
each other, right?
375
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:24,987
Is there something
that you two want to tell me?
376
00:16:25,022 --> 00:16:27,356
Yes.
377
00:16:27,391 --> 00:16:29,025
Daddy, uh...
378
00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:31,027
There's something
I really have been wanting
379
00:16:31,061 --> 00:16:32,762
to get off my chest.
380
00:16:32,796 --> 00:16:35,598
[ sighs ]
381
00:16:35,632 --> 00:16:37,200
Holly quit college!
382
00:16:39,269 --> 00:16:41,604
Val got drunk
and got married!
383
00:16:41,638 --> 00:16:44,107
You're married?
384
00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:45,475
You got married?!
385
00:16:45,509 --> 00:16:47,143
It was a huge mistake!
386
00:16:47,177 --> 00:16:48,711
I'm getting it annulled!
Don't be disappointed in me.
387
00:16:48,745 --> 00:16:51,013
And again,
Holly quit college!
388
00:16:51,048 --> 00:16:53,516
How could you keep something
like this from me?
389
00:16:53,550 --> 00:16:56,085
Marrying Vic --
that's huge!
390
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,855
Whoa, wait a minute.
How'd you know it was Vic?
391
00:16:58,889 --> 00:17:01,524
Honey, I'm gay,
not blind.
392
00:17:01,558 --> 00:17:03,359
And as for you,
young lady --
393
00:17:03,393 --> 00:17:05,094
we'll talk
about this later.
394
00:17:05,129 --> 00:17:06,329
Girls...
395
00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:09,132
Your new mommy and I
have a great idea.
396
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:15,938
We have so much to celebrate.
Let's go out and party!
397
00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:18,107
[ gasps ] Oh, yes,
I love that idea.
398
00:17:18,142 --> 00:17:20,209
I work so hard
every day.
399
00:17:20,244 --> 00:17:22,211
Unlike the rest
of my generation,
400
00:17:22,246 --> 00:17:25,381
who are partying away
their Dad's money at college.
401
00:17:25,415 --> 00:17:28,117
Not me, Daddy.
402
00:17:31,622 --> 00:17:34,123
[ lively piano music ]
403
00:17:38,462 --> 00:17:40,496
[ music stops,
cheers and applause ]
404
00:17:40,531 --> 00:17:41,764
Hey, you know what?
405
00:17:41,798 --> 00:17:43,666
It's kind of fun
being gay.
406
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:46,068
Oh, come on. You're not
cute enough to be a gay guy.
407
00:17:46,103 --> 00:17:47,370
You are.
408
00:17:47,404 --> 00:17:49,338
[ music resumes ]
409
00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:51,541
Oh, no, no, no, no.
You know what?
410
00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:54,177
Let's do "Maybe This Time"
from "Cabaret."
411
00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:59,148
Oh, come on. Like you
don't all know the words.
412
00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:00,816
And you gave me
such a look
413
00:18:00,851 --> 00:18:02,685
when I asked you
to be my sister.
414
00:18:04,688 --> 00:18:07,323
Look at your husband.
How cute is that?
415
00:18:07,357 --> 00:18:09,392
He's such
a show-tune queen.
416
00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:11,394
Who knew?
417
00:18:11,428 --> 00:18:13,396
I guess
that's what you get
418
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,498
when you marry a guy
after two hours.
419
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:19,402
Okay, I know it was
a horrible mistake.
420
00:18:19,436 --> 00:18:22,004
I-I mean, how could
I have screwed up so badly?
421
00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:26,175
Don't you
ever give yourself a break?
422
00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:30,513
Well, I like to criticize myself
before other people do.
423
00:18:30,547 --> 00:18:34,016
Maybe if you'd stop,
you'd see that no one else is.
424
00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:35,351
Honey...
425
00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:37,587
don't get out of this.
426
00:18:37,621 --> 00:18:39,222
What?
427
00:18:39,256 --> 00:18:40,890
Don't end this marriage.
428
00:18:40,924 --> 00:18:42,558
You're in love with him.
429
00:18:42,593 --> 00:18:44,360
Oh, my God!
430
00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:45,761
So not.
431
00:18:45,796 --> 00:18:48,664
Honey...honey!
Look at me.
432
00:18:48,699 --> 00:18:50,299
Look at me.
Look, look, look.
433
00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:51,867
What?
434
00:18:51,902 --> 00:18:54,136
You're in love with him,
and he's in love with you.
435
00:18:54,171 --> 00:18:56,239
I have been watching
the two of you all night.
436
00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:57,773
Oh, please.
437
00:18:57,808 --> 00:18:59,976
Just 'cause you're gay,
you're suddenly all intuitive?
438
00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:03,246
We're a very sensitive
people.
439
00:19:04,748 --> 00:19:06,916
It also helps
that I'm your father,
440
00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:09,085
and I know you
better than anyone.
441
00:19:10,787 --> 00:19:12,288
Now, tell me...
442
00:19:12,322 --> 00:19:14,590
what are you afraid of?
443
00:19:16,627 --> 00:19:18,094
Sharks, bears,
444
00:19:18,128 --> 00:19:19,996
leaving the house
with the flatiron on.
445
00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:21,564
Getting your heart broken?
446
00:19:21,598 --> 00:19:23,599
No.
447
00:19:27,871 --> 00:19:29,338
Yes.
448
00:19:29,373 --> 00:19:32,008
I'll tell you what, sweetie.
Get over it.
449
00:19:32,042 --> 00:19:34,810
To be in love
with someone who loves you
450
00:19:34,845 --> 00:19:38,047
and not go for it
just because you're scared...
451
00:19:38,081 --> 00:19:40,082
oh, trust me --
452
00:19:40,117 --> 00:19:42,852
you're gonna miss out
on an awful lot.
453
00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:49,492
But you haven't had
every guy walk out on you.
454
00:19:49,526 --> 00:19:51,994
Well, did you ever think
that if they didn't,
455
00:19:52,029 --> 00:19:53,929
you wouldn't
have ended up with Vic?
456
00:19:53,964 --> 00:19:56,599
When it's the right guy...
457
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:59,201
he won't leave.
458
00:19:59,236 --> 00:20:01,237
[ introduction to "Summer
Nights" from "Grease" plays ]
459
00:20:05,909 --> 00:20:07,743
All I'm asking you,
honey,
460
00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:09,912
is to think about it,
because...
461
00:20:09,946 --> 00:20:11,947
I love this song,
and I've got to go sing.
462
00:20:13,317 --> 00:20:17,386
⪠Summer lovin'
had me a blast âª
463
00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:20,623
⪠Summer lovin'
happened so fast âª
464
00:20:20,657 --> 00:20:25,194
⪠Met a boy
crazy for me âª
465
00:20:25,228 --> 00:20:28,631
⪠Met a guy
cute as can be âª
466
00:20:28,665 --> 00:20:32,635
[ Together ]:
⪠Summer days drifting away to âª
467
00:20:32,669 --> 00:20:34,670
⪠Uh-oh,
those summer nights âª
468
00:20:34,705 --> 00:20:37,573
⪠Oh, well-a, well-a,
well-a, uh! âª
469
00:20:37,607 --> 00:20:39,241
[ Together ]:
⪠Tell me more, tell me more âª
470
00:20:39,276 --> 00:20:40,910
⪠Did you get very far? âª
471
00:20:40,944 --> 00:20:42,712
⪠Tell me more, tell me more âª
472
00:20:42,746 --> 00:20:44,547
⪠Like does he have a car? âª
473
00:20:44,581 --> 00:20:46,515
⪠Uh-huh, uh-huh âª
474
00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,517
⪠Uh-huh, uh-huh âª
475
00:20:48,552 --> 00:20:50,286
⪠She swam by me âª
476
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,588
⪠She got a cramp âª
477
00:20:52,622 --> 00:20:53,923
⪠He went by me âª
478
00:20:53,957 --> 00:20:55,224
⪠Got my suit damp âª
479
00:20:55,262 --> 00:21:35,264
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