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Hey, baby.
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Vic. Oh, my God.
You don't have your crutches.
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What? Oh.
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Oh, God. Ohh!
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Mmm.
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See what I did there?
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Why are you looking
all gorgeous?
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I am going to meet my mother,
so I'll catch you later.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait!
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What, you want
some more lovin'?
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No! Your mom?
You know what?
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I think it's time.
I think I'm ready to meet her.
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Uh, no, maybe not.
Hunh-unh.
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No, no, come on.
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Listen, I know all this time
I've been saying
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that I'm not ready
because I wasn't sure about us,
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but now, you and me,
me and you,
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together and happy -- I mean,
she's got to be wondering
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why we've been together
all this time
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and I've never asked
to meet her.
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No, no, she's cool with it.
Okay. Bye-bye.
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But -- but -- but --
but I'm ready to meet her.
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B-b-b-but she's not,
you see?
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That's kind of why
you haven't met her.
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She doesn't want to meet me? Why
wouldn't she want to meet me?
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Well,
my mom is kind of, uh --
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she has this idea that, uh
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well, she thinks
you're a tramp.
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Excuse me?
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Yeah, yeah, a big ho,
actually.
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Um, seems to have a little
problem with the fact
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that you went and got drunk and
married me on the first date.
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Me?! You did that,
too, okay?
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So that makes you a man ho.
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Honey,
maybe in time, okay?
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No, no, no.
Not in time.
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Okay, Val,
please, trust me.
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I know my mom, okay,
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And we should really wait
until she's ready.
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No, you trust me, okay?
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You bring her here.
I need to meet her.
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She needs to see that I am not
the harlot that she thinks I am.
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Harlot?
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- Harlot.
- Okay.
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Quit it! Now, come on.
Just bring her here.
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Okay, except,
honey, she won't come.
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Yes, she will, if you don't
tell her that this is my bakery.
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Okay, look --
here's what you're gonna do.
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Bring her here, and then I'm
gonna charm the crap out of her.
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I'm gonna force that old broad
to love with me, damn it.
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That's not
the charming part.
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- See you later.
- Bye.
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Are you done? Are you full?
That's a lot of bacon.
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You've been chewing
for a while.
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What is the big rush?
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You said you didn't have to meet
Robyn for another half-hour.
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Come on, baby.
I haven't seen you all week.
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Well, you're about to see
a whole lot more of me. Come on.
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What?
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Oh, my gosh!
You're on a bus bench?!
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Vince, look how big
your head is!
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I have a big head!
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People trust people
with big heads.
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Yes! You know what?
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You're right! Who wouldn't buy
an apartment from that big head?
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What is her head
doing next to your head?
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Well, I didn't want to tell you
until it was final,
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but Robyn thought
it would be a good idea
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if we became partners.
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Oh. Partners.
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Super! Super partners!
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Holly, I know you're a little
worried about Robyn,
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but it's so all about business
with us, and I'm so excited.
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She's teaching me so much,
and this is so good.
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Oh, you know what?
Who isn't excited?
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It's the coolest thing ever,
Vince.
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Now, go have fun at work and say
hello to your partner, Robyn.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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But you -- hmm.
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Sync by chocomoon
www.addic7ed.com
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Oh. Oh, God.
There's the mother.
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Oh, yeah.
She's had work.
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She looks mean. Maybe I --
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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Okay. Okay, fine.
You don't have to meet her.
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What can I do you for?
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Uh, you know what?
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We decided we're not gonna stay,
but thank you anyway.
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Why don't we ask her?
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Ma, no.
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Miss,
what if your baby went off
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to some godforsaken place
like Atlantic City,
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met a floozy, and an hour later
married her?
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Wouldn't you want
to kill yourself?
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Well, uh, gosh.
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I'd want
to meet the girl first,
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'cause I'm sure the son,
if he were yours,
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would pick a sweet, poised,
conservative, classy gal --
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one who's just
going through a rough patch.
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Oh, God, you're her.
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Hi.
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Yeah. Uh, Ma,
this is...Val, my wife.
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And, um, Val,
this is my mom --
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don't say anything mean --
Eileen.
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Vic, it's okay. Your mother has
every right to feel angry.
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She missed one of the biggest
moments of your life.
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I'm sure
you're very disappointed,
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and I am very much
partly to blame for that.
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The good news is I'm sure
he's going to marry again.
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Mom, why don't you and I go?
I'll take you for a nice lunch.
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No, no, no.
You go.
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Leave your mother with me.
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She and I need to spend some
time getting to know each other.
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Oh, God.
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See? She wants to, too.
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Uh, Val, are you sure
that you --
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Yeah, yeah,
I got it, baby. Go.
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Um, Mom, you know,
I would really love it
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if you two would
get to know each other.
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For you, baby, anything.
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Okay. Thanks, Mom.
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Oh, we're going to get
to know each other.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Mrs. Meladeo, the owner sent
this over for you,
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and, may I say,
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she's a generous, thoughtful,
considerate, untrampy --
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Okay, thanks
for the wine, Gary.
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Mm-hmm.
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All righty.
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Uh, to new beginnings.
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No, thank you.
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Come on.
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I find that when people drink,
they like me so much more.
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Okay, look, I get it.
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I understand
why you don't like me,
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why you wouldn't want to open up
and have a toast with me,
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because when people
share a toast,
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that means they like each other
and they're friends.
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Or sometimes it's just because
it's too painful and hopeless.
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So, once Vince's head
gets big
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from seeing his big old head
on that bench,
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you think they're gonna have to
make a bigger bench
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to fit his bigger head?
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Is someone
a little jealous?
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No, I think you got it
the other way around.
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Bam!
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It's hot chocolate,
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served by hot chocolate.
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Ugh! Ugh!
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Did you see the atrocity?
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How could you miss it?
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Vince and that Robyn are
plastered all over the city.
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Okay. So, we got to get us
some giant sharpies.
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I'm thinking black teeth
and her original nose.
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Oh, come on, Holly.
You're better than that.
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You're right.
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How about Dumbo ears
and a Hitler moustache?
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No, I mean you need to come up
with a smarter plan
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to deal with
the whole Robyn situation.
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Wait, wait -- you don't think
I have a plan?
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Oh, I have a plan.
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Hey, Holly. I think the mom's
starting to dig me.
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Good!
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See? That is my plan --
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you keep your friends close
and your enemies closer.
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Exactly.
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Feeling a little less pain,
mama?
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So I invited Robyn to lunch
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because the more time
that she spends with me...
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The less time she spends
with Vince. Genius.
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Oh, I know.
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Oh, my God, biatch is coming.
Biatch is coming!
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Shh!
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You got to act all -- hi!
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Hi, Holly.
Hey...
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Tina.
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Nice to meet you.
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We've met like six times,
but...
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So, congratulations on the whole
bus bench and partnership.
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Oh, I haven't seen
my partner all day.
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Why is that, hon?
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Well, we were supposed to have
a business lunch,
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but then you called me,
and, well, here I am.
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Nice.
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Listen, before we order,
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I really have to go
to the little girls' room.
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Would you mind
watching my stuff?
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Not a problem, girlfriend,
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and you take as long
as you need in there!
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Like slutty putty
in my hands.
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Okay.
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Tina,
what are you doing?
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Now that we're all friends,
I'm going through her stuff.
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We cannot look
at her pictures...
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unless the pictures
fall on the floor,
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and, you know, girlfriend would
have to pick them up.
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It looks like it was
her birthday or something.
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Well, I guess that is proof
that she was born
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and not sent here from hell.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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Oh, my God. Vince.
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Wait. When were
these pictures taken?
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Well, it looks like
they were at a Chili's
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and there's a platter of ribs,
so it could be rib Wednesday.
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Wait. Look at the date
in the corner.
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Or there's that.
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That was yesterday.
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But Vince said that he was
working late at the office.
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Liar!
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It is gonna be awkward getting
through the rest of lunch
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knowing that she went out
with your boyfriend last night.
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Oh, there will be
no rest of the lunch.
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Well...
what are you gonna do?
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Ho-ho! Ho-ho!
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Hah.
You have no idea.
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No-ho.
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Oh, here.
You want some more?
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Oh, well, you're doing it
yourself. All right.
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Ooh-wee,
it's been a long time
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since I've downed a bottle
of wine with a girlfriend.
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Oh, I'm your girlfriend?
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Yeah, why not?
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The rest of mine
are dead.
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Oh, God,
you're serious.
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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It's just the booze talking.
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Oh, speaking of which,
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I don't think we should mention
our little happy hour to Vic.
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Oh, why not?
He'll be so happy we bonded.
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Yeah. Maybe if I wasn't
an alcoholic.
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Say what, mama?
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My name is Eileen.
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I'm an alcoholic.
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Four years, three months,
two weeks -- totally blown.
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Ohh. Ahh.
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Oh, my God, why didn't you tell
me? I never would have --
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Oh, honey, it's all right.
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You know what they say --
one day at a time.
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Boy, this day is shot.
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Well, I'm just gonna go in
and powder my nose,
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and then we'll go
to a real bar.
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Oh, my God, Lauren.
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All I wanted was to get her to
like me, and look what happened?
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Yeah, I know!
You guys are besties!
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That is because
she is an alcoholic
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00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:05,920
and I just pushed her
off the wagon!
248
00:11:05,955 --> 00:11:08,255
Oh, God, everything
is such a mess.
249
00:11:08,289 --> 00:11:10,657
I was gonna charm her,
you know -- take her uptown,
250
00:11:10,691 --> 00:11:13,191
buy her a scarf, a brooch,
maybe some Jean Nate splash --
251
00:11:13,226 --> 00:11:14,259
you know, mom stuff.
252
00:11:14,293 --> 00:11:16,561
Honey, believe me,
things could be worse.
253
00:11:16,595 --> 00:11:18,163
How could things be worse,
Lauren?
254
00:11:18,197 --> 00:11:20,231
- Hey, baby.
- That would be your example.
255
00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:22,566
I came to rescue you.
256
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,236
Now, admit it -- my mom is
a piece of work, huh?
257
00:11:24,271 --> 00:11:27,406
More like a piece
of delightful.
258
00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,407
- Where you going?
- I'm going to the bathroom.
259
00:11:29,441 --> 00:11:30,641
No, you can't do that.
260
00:11:30,676 --> 00:11:32,676
Yeah, I can.
I've had a lot to drink today.
261
00:11:32,710 --> 00:11:35,512
Apple, far, tree.
262
00:11:35,546 --> 00:11:38,615
Uh, Lauren, when the plumber
finishes in the bathroom,
263
00:11:38,649 --> 00:11:40,950
I need you
to take him directly outside
264
00:11:40,984 --> 00:11:43,919
so as not to allow
any of our customers to see him,
265
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,287
for he's very schmutzy.
266
00:11:45,321 --> 00:11:48,123
Hmm.
Our plumber, meaning...?
267
00:11:48,158 --> 00:11:50,125
That's the one. Good.
268
00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,159
Hi.
269
00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:52,627
So, where is she?
270
00:11:52,661 --> 00:11:53,995
Who's that, hon?
271
00:11:54,029 --> 00:11:54,996
My mother.
272
00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:56,464
Oh, she's a doll.
273
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,532
- Yeah. So, where is she?
- Where is she?
274
00:11:58,567 --> 00:11:59,967
Where would she be?
275
00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:01,368
Uh, she's shopping.
276
00:12:01,402 --> 00:12:04,469
Yes, and I am gonna meet her
in 15 minutes.
277
00:12:04,504 --> 00:12:05,737
Wow! That is amazing!
278
00:12:05,771 --> 00:12:07,638
You did it!
How did you do it?
279
00:12:07,673 --> 00:12:08,973
Well,
let's just say I...
280
00:12:10,208 --> 00:12:11,375
Oh!
281
00:12:11,409 --> 00:12:13,243
...missed you
so much today!
282
00:12:16,881 --> 00:12:20,183
Uh...well, I'm good.
283
00:12:22,252 --> 00:12:25,554
This is not the time
or place for that.
284
00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:33,327
All right,
285
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:37,197
but they're already faxing
in offers on that property.
286
00:12:37,232 --> 00:12:38,999
Okay.
287
00:12:39,033 --> 00:12:41,434
There are no offers.
288
00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:44,036
See how I did that?
289
00:12:44,071 --> 00:12:46,305
Oh, baby, I miss you.
290
00:12:46,339 --> 00:12:47,339
Mm-hmm.
291
00:12:47,373 --> 00:12:48,673
Of course you do.
292
00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:52,342
Because you are
always working.
293
00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:55,478
Like last night, when you were
working late at the office.
294
00:12:55,513 --> 00:12:56,813
Yeah.
295
00:12:56,847 --> 00:13:00,582
Huh. What is it exactly
that you do at the office?
296
00:13:00,616 --> 00:13:03,486
I just want to get
a mental picture.
297
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,989
You know, uh, filing, escrow
stuff, check mortgage rates.
298
00:13:07,024 --> 00:13:08,991
Oh, interesting.
299
00:13:09,025 --> 00:13:12,661
Do you ever check mortgage rates
in a Chili's?
300
00:13:12,696 --> 00:13:14,563
What?
301
00:13:14,597 --> 00:13:16,798
I saw a picture
of you and Robyn,
302
00:13:16,833 --> 00:13:19,034
but not on a bench,
at a Chili's,
303
00:13:19,068 --> 00:13:22,769
dated last night while you were
supposed to be at the office.
304
00:13:22,804 --> 00:13:24,004
Holly, it was --
305
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:25,272
Nuh-unh-ugh!
306
00:13:25,306 --> 00:13:28,908
You were having a beer,
she a margarita!
307
00:13:28,943 --> 00:13:31,511
Look,
it was a work thing.
308
00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,579
It wasn't just me and Robyn.
Everyone was there.
309
00:13:33,614 --> 00:13:35,981
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
So, everyone was there?
310
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,683
Hmm, wait. Uh, I didn't see me
in the pictures!
311
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,483
Why did you lie to me?
312
00:13:40,518 --> 00:13:41,884
Because of this.
313
00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:45,952
Every time I even mention
Robyn's name, you do this.
314
00:13:45,986 --> 00:13:47,954
I'm trying to avoid this!
315
00:13:47,989 --> 00:13:50,458
I have every reason
to do this!
316
00:13:50,492 --> 00:13:53,694
Don't you see?
She is trying to seduce you.
317
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:55,196
- Come on, Holly.
- She is!
318
00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,197
I am telling you,
she wants you.
319
00:13:57,232 --> 00:13:59,165
She was even looking at you
in the pictures
320
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:02,668
with the tilted head --
total come-on head!
321
00:14:04,937 --> 00:14:08,405
You know what? I can't even be
around you right now.
322
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,373
Oh, I can't be around you
even more!
323
00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:13,208
Too bad for me, your freakin'
giant head is everywhere!
324
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:14,777
Ooh!
325
00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:18,614
- Hey, Vin.
- Hey.
326
00:14:18,648 --> 00:14:20,248
Is everything okay?
327
00:14:20,283 --> 00:14:22,517
Yeah, everything's cool.
You know what? No, it's not.
328
00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:24,452
Holly and I just got
into this stupid fight.
329
00:14:24,486 --> 00:14:25,986
Oh, no. What happened?
330
00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:29,489
She thinks there's something
going on between us.
331
00:14:29,523 --> 00:14:32,091
- Us?
- I know.
332
00:14:32,126 --> 00:14:35,160
I am so sorry she thinks that.
You guys will work it out.
333
00:14:35,195 --> 00:14:37,996
Let's go to the office. We need
to run through the contracts.
334
00:14:38,030 --> 00:14:39,230
Oh, I'll grab us a cab.
335
00:14:39,265 --> 00:14:40,565
Oh, God. It's rush hour.
336
00:14:40,599 --> 00:14:43,234
It's gonna take us forever
to get to the office.
337
00:14:43,268 --> 00:14:46,437
Well, I live right upstairs.
We could finish them there.
338
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:47,805
Oh, yeah, whatever.
That's cool.
339
00:14:56,848 --> 00:14:59,582
Lauren, how are we gonna get her
to stay here
340
00:14:59,617 --> 00:15:01,584
once she realizes
that the bar we brought her to
341
00:15:01,618 --> 00:15:02,685
is really an A.A. meeting?
342
00:15:02,719 --> 00:15:04,953
You give her another drink.
343
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,521
No, this is serious, okay?
344
00:15:06,555 --> 00:15:09,090
I have got to put her
back on that wagon.
345
00:15:09,124 --> 00:15:11,792
All right.
I put my face on.
346
00:15:11,826 --> 00:15:14,094
So, are you girls
ready to party?
347
00:15:14,128 --> 00:15:16,396
Okay, Eileen,
I just want you to know
348
00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:19,332
that I brought you here
because I care about you.
349
00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:20,466
Right.
350
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:24,436
Okay.
First round on me.
351
00:15:28,474 --> 00:15:31,375
What the hell
is wrong with you?!
352
00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:32,976
I...I...I'm so sorry,
Eileen.
353
00:15:33,010 --> 00:15:35,044
I just felt so horrible
about what happened earlier,
354
00:15:35,079 --> 00:15:36,846
I just wanted to help you get
back on track.
355
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,114
Oh, my God.
That guy is cute!
356
00:15:39,148 --> 00:15:42,283
I should ask him out
for a drink -- I mean pie.
357
00:15:42,318 --> 00:15:44,852
How 'bout you just stay
out of my business?
358
00:15:44,887 --> 00:15:46,187
No, no. Okay?
359
00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:47,354
Now, look.
360
00:15:47,389 --> 00:15:49,923
You are Vic's mother,
and he is my husband,
361
00:15:49,957 --> 00:15:53,860
and that makes this my business,
so you -- get in there, lady.
362
00:15:53,894 --> 00:15:57,629
You know what?
I don't like you anymore.
363
00:15:57,663 --> 00:16:01,332
You know what? I don't care
anymore, all right?
364
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:02,667
But we are family.
365
00:16:02,701 --> 00:16:05,536
Like it or not, I am gonna be
in your life for a long time.
366
00:16:05,571 --> 00:16:06,871
That's right --
367
00:16:06,905 --> 00:16:09,374
I'm talking Thanksgiving,
Christmas, New Year's Eve.
368
00:16:09,408 --> 00:16:10,708
We'll skip New Year's Eve,
369
00:16:10,743 --> 00:16:12,644
'cause that's a big
boozing holiday.
370
00:16:12,678 --> 00:16:16,781
But if you need somebody
to hold your drinking hand
371
00:16:16,815 --> 00:16:19,917
to keep it busy, I will sit
with you all night long
372
00:16:19,951 --> 00:16:22,718
if that's what it takes,
'cause we're family.
373
00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:26,187
You don't sound like
a tramp.
374
00:16:26,221 --> 00:16:28,454
I'm not a tramp.
375
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:30,689
I'm a nice girl.
376
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,391
And I love your son.
377
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,394
I'm starting to see that.
378
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,329
But not double, right?
379
00:16:39,764 --> 00:16:43,099
So, you want to go in there
or what?
380
00:16:43,134 --> 00:16:45,802
Val, now that
we're so close,
381
00:16:45,836 --> 00:16:49,738
maybe we could keep
my little slip between us?
382
00:16:49,772 --> 00:16:51,406
What slip?
383
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,941
Ohh.
384
00:16:52,975 --> 00:16:55,276
Are you coming in,
Mrs. Meladeo?
385
00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:57,244
Uh, hello. It's anonymous.
386
00:16:57,279 --> 00:17:00,414
I'm sorry -- Eileen.
387
00:17:09,514 --> 00:17:11,247
Hot chocolate break.
388
00:17:11,282 --> 00:17:14,750
Special recipe passed down
by my grandma.
389
00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:18,220
But I'll tell you
the secret.
390
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,088
Two packets.
391
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:23,090
Listen, I felt really bad
about causing a fight
392
00:17:23,124 --> 00:17:24,557
between you and Holly.
393
00:17:24,592 --> 00:17:27,226
I sent her some flowers
and an apology note.
394
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,426
Hope it helps.
395
00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:31,595
You sent Holly flowers?
That was really cool of you.
396
00:17:31,629 --> 00:17:32,995
Ohh!
397
00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:34,864
I am such a klutz --
398
00:17:34,898 --> 00:17:37,432
just arms and legs,
like Daddy always says.
399
00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:39,200
You can rinse that off
in the bathroom.
400
00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:42,136
Do you have a robe or something
I could put on?
401
00:17:42,170 --> 00:17:44,705
No, I usually
just air-dry.
402
00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:47,908
But you can borrow a pair
of sweatpants and a shirt.
403
00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:50,579
Thanks.
404
00:17:52,648 --> 00:17:58,019
Gardenias? "I'm so sorry."
405
00:17:58,053 --> 00:18:00,888
Vince. No, I'm sorry.
406
00:18:02,390 --> 00:18:04,658
I love him.
407
00:18:08,863 --> 00:18:10,163
I hope you don't mind.
408
00:18:10,197 --> 00:18:12,832
I used your toothbrush
to scrub out the stain
409
00:18:12,866 --> 00:18:13,999
so it wouldn't set.
410
00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:16,201
- Which toothbrush?
- Purple.
411
00:18:16,235 --> 00:18:18,468
Gary's.
412
00:18:18,503 --> 00:18:22,238
Hey, this escrow period
is a joke.
413
00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:25,008
We need to get this down
to 45 days or this deal is off.
414
00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:27,309
Wow! Listen to you.
415
00:18:27,344 --> 00:18:29,877
You've turned
into such a mogul.
416
00:18:29,912 --> 00:18:32,012
Today I was so impressed.
417
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,247
You were amazing.
418
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:39,483
Boy, you don't take no
for an answer, do you?
419
00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:42,918
Oh, my God.
420
00:18:42,952 --> 00:18:46,288
Holly.
421
00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:49,424
Holly, wait.
422
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:50,658
Robyn and I were working,
423
00:18:50,692 --> 00:18:52,660
and she spilled something
on her dress.
424
00:18:52,694 --> 00:18:54,829
Okay. So she had to change
into something dry?
425
00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:57,264
Ha! The "spill"!
426
00:18:57,298 --> 00:18:59,999
It is a classic
right out of the ho handbook.
427
00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:02,068
Will you just admit
that she's after you?
428
00:19:02,102 --> 00:19:04,704
- She's not.
- She is!
429
00:19:04,738 --> 00:19:07,207
Are you and I gonna have this
argument every time?
430
00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:09,576
Just when she's
in your pants!
431
00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:12,178
I'm at a loss, then, because
Robyn and I are partners,
432
00:19:12,213 --> 00:19:14,347
and that's not gonna change,
so you tell me,
433
00:19:14,381 --> 00:19:15,681
what are we supposed to do?
434
00:19:15,715 --> 00:19:17,082
Okay. Well, you know what?
435
00:19:17,116 --> 00:19:19,684
If your situation with Robyn
is not gonna change,
436
00:19:19,719 --> 00:19:22,286
then, obviously,
something else is gonna have to.
437
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:28,491
Vince...I think
that you and I should...
438
00:19:28,526 --> 00:19:30,460
think about
what we're gonna do.
439
00:19:30,494 --> 00:19:32,461
Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
440
00:19:32,496 --> 00:19:34,463
What do you think
I'm saying?
441
00:19:34,497 --> 00:19:37,866
I think you're saying
we should take some time
442
00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,802
to think about
what we're going to do.
443
00:19:40,836 --> 00:19:42,670
Why are we beating
around the bush?
444
00:19:42,704 --> 00:19:45,872
Obviously,
what we need to do is...
445
00:19:45,907 --> 00:19:47,807
think.
446
00:19:47,842 --> 00:19:50,876
About what
we're going to do.
447
00:19:50,911 --> 00:19:53,412
Okay.
448
00:19:53,446 --> 00:19:54,979
So, it's decided, then?
449
00:19:55,014 --> 00:19:56,781
You and I are officially...
450
00:19:56,815 --> 00:19:58,315
thinking.
451
00:19:58,349 --> 00:20:02,951
I guess I shouldn't
wear this while we're thinking.
452
00:20:02,985 --> 00:20:05,119
Val gave you that.
453
00:20:05,153 --> 00:20:08,555
Oh. Then we're good.
454
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:16,263
Oh, I am so glad
Eileen is back on track.
455
00:20:16,297 --> 00:20:17,731
- To Eileen.
- Yeah.
456
00:20:17,765 --> 00:20:20,867
Wow. The guys are
so much hotter at A.A.
457
00:20:20,901 --> 00:20:23,903
than they are
at Overeaters Anonymous.
458
00:20:23,937 --> 00:20:25,570
Well, well, well.
459
00:20:25,605 --> 00:20:27,072
You were right.
460
00:20:27,106 --> 00:20:29,041
My mother is in love
with you.
461
00:20:29,075 --> 00:20:30,410
What did you give her?
462
00:20:30,444 --> 00:20:32,413
- Nothing!
- Nothing!
463
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,349
Come on, baby.
I want to know.
464
00:20:34,384 --> 00:20:37,050
Oh, well, why are you asking me
so many questions?
465
00:20:37,085 --> 00:20:39,685
We had fun. We laughed.
I was charming. The end.
466
00:20:39,719 --> 00:20:41,920
No, baby, come on.
I want to know.
467
00:20:41,954 --> 00:20:44,422
Because, I mean, this morning
she hated you. What happened?
468
00:20:44,456 --> 00:20:45,990
Why are you so up
in my grille?
469
00:20:46,024 --> 00:20:48,425
I just wanted to know
what you did, okay?
470
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,394
Just -- ohh!
471
00:20:50,429 --> 00:20:52,063
Ohh! Ohh!
472
00:20:52,064 --> 00:20:53,064
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