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Do you want to hear
a scary story?
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I'm dead.
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I was killed by a dog.
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Thankfully, today is Halloween.
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The one day a year
a spirit can cross back over
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into their body.
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Or so I hope.
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This spell's not working.
My body is still dead as hell.
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Though nice job on
your Latin, everyone.
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Not as easy to creepily chant
in unison as you might think.
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Ugh! I told you
the spells in this book
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wouldn't be strong enough, Mom.
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They can't even revive
the poached animals
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in Fred's walk-in freezer.
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I'm sorry,
but anything stronger
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would require my old
dark magic spell book.
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And I stopped messing
with that years ago.
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It's too dangerous.
The book will corrupt
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a user's soul
in its thirst for power.
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Even just discussing it
is affecting the lighting.
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But Velma has
to come back today.
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She's my date to
the Sexy Halloween party
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in the graveyard tonight.
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Wait, that's why
you want me to come back?
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The stupid party?
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Not just that, obviously.
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Though half of the pictures
in the yearbook
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are from this party.
We should go if possible.
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Girls, stop.
Thorn, Velma is all I have.
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And if she ascends
to the afterlife,
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my mother will just
turn her against me.
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Where is your evil spell book?
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The historical society.
If they still even have it.
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I donated it after
its evil demanded
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a blood sacrifice
on All Hallows' Eve.
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The same All Hallows' Eve
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the Black Knight
first appeared.
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-Um, who's the Black Knight?
-There's no time.
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We have to go
to the historical society.
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Fred, stay here and make sure
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your cleaning lady
doesn't throw away my body.
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Will not happen again. Promise.
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Okay, once inside,
we split up and find that book.
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It's 5:00 a.m.,
meaning we only have
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19 hours of Halloween left
to bring me back.
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Nothing can stop us.
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Oh, Norville,
how could this happen?
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Why would Dot wear
a sexy kitten costume?
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She was 91.
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She can't pull it off.
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Man, do I have an extra-creepy
feeling about this one.
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Like we're being watched.
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Huh, I don't feel that at all.
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Velma, get out of there.
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We're the only ones
who know you're a ghost.
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If anyone sees you,
they're gonna freak out.
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I know.
I'm just trying to figure out
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if Dot fell or... was murdered.
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Murdered? Who would--
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Wait, tell me
you're not thinking--
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She is wearing a sexy costume.
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She fell from a high place.
It is Halloween.
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Velma, you know
only idiots believe
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the legend of the Black Knight.
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Excuse me, everyone.
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It seems Dot was killed
by the Black Knight.
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What?
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Velma.
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Daphne?
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No.
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Who... Who said that?
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Up here.
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Okay, will someone please tell
me who the Black Knight is?
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And is it racist?
Because it sounds racist.
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It's not, amazingly.
It's just some stupid story
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parents made up to try and stop
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the Sexy Halloween party
in the graveyard.
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You only say that because
you weren't there, Red.
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I was.
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In fact, it was the very first
Sexy Halloween party.
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Like today, the popular kids
planned the whole thing.
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And as such,
only the sexiest got in.
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Losers did not.
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However, one particularly
huge loser
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in a black knight costume
was undeterred.
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He tried to sneak in
through the woods,
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but was caught,
and when he ran,
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the popular kids caught him
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and pushed him...
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...to his death.
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And now, every couple of years
on Halloween,
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someone in a sexy costume
dies in a falling accident.
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Or were they pushed
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by the ghost of
the Black Knight?
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Yeah, no, this sounds like
good old puritanical propaganda
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against sexual expression.
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Thank you.
Just admit you all hate
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your kids wearing sexy costumes
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and want us going to
the lame unsexy party
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you chaperone
at school instead.
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Daphne, a docent
in a sexy costume is dead,
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and she's not even hot.
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You could wear
a garbage bag tonight
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and we'd still want you
in the gym with the dorks.
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And the unsexy party
in the gym is fun...
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adjacent.
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-Tell her, Norville.
-Yup, it's fun-adjacent.
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What? I thought you were going
to the sexy party with Lola.
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What?
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What happened to the lights?
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Daphne.
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Chill, it's just me.
I found the evil spell book.
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What's happening?
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Father, I told you,
Velma's not trash.
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I know Velma's not trash.
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But seeing her, well, dead
next to my chicken nuggets
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makes me realize we need
to talk about something
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I've been putting off.
And it's serious.
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Oh, no. You're dying.
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But you haven't taught me
how to tie a neckerchief yet.
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No, Fred.
You're bad with money.
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What? How can you say that?
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I'm great with money.
I spend the crap out of it.
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Yes. And while it's admirable
you're preserving Velma here,
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we are losing
thousands of dollars a day
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in energy costs and ice cream.
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Father, I get it. But I have
a pretty good feeling
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doctors are this close
to bringing Velma back.
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Wait, that's the spell book?
Oh, no.
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Father, I need $5,000
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and for you to not be
a pill about it.
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Why?
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What does "not be a pill"
mean to you?
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Fine.
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What do you mean
the book spoke to you?
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Like The Fault in Our Stars?
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Nothing will speak to me
like The Fault in Our Stars.
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No, it literally spoke to me
with words,
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and it is definitely evil.
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Wait, what? What did it say?
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It was awful.
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Over here.
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No. On the left.
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Ugh, further left!
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Oh, my God, are you blind?
You moron.
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This is crazy.
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I know. But I'm also a ghost.
We're in uncharted territory.
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Everything I once believed
is kinda out the window.
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So is that why you suggested
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Dot might have actually been
killed by the Black Knight?
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Obviously. And if the Sexy
Halloween party was canceled,
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maybe I'd have
your full attention today.
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Full attention?
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You do have my full attention.
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Hold up. There's a problem
with the party set-up.
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-I have to run.
-You're leaving?
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Just for a second.
Grab the evil talking book
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and I will be right back.
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Ugh. Fine, but there's no way
we're doing sexy pottery later.
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Well, it looks like
it's just you and me, jerk.
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That won't
help you now, Velma.
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What?
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Norville, let me see.
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Is it sexy or sexy as hell?
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Well, yeah, "sexy"
is one way to describe it.
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Another might be "cold"?
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Cold? But you look so hot.
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We are going to be the sexiest
Pinky and The Brain ever.
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It's perfect.
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And really smart, because
I used to be a brain in a jar.
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Sure, but maybe
the truly smart play here
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is checking out that
unsexy party in the gym.
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I mean, just because of Dot's
murder and the legend and all.
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Oh, my God. You sound
just like my parents.
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Now, come on,
it's Sexy Halloween, baby.
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Crypts out, nips out.
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Huh?
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Oh, my God.
She's here. She's here.
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Whoa, that's a nice reception,
but I can only stay a minute.
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Now what's so urgent?
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I think she was talking
about me.
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Saweetie! I can't believe it.
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You actually came
to perform at our party.
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Or did your bus
just break down?
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That's usually how celebrities
end up in Crystal Cove.
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No, I came to perform.
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When you DM'd me 1,000 times
saying your girlfriend had died
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saving the town
from an evil talking dog
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and the only thing that could
cheer people up was me,
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I was like,
"This girl is crazy."
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But then, I had
my people look into it
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and, oh, my God.
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That actually happened.
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Girl, I am so sorry.
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-Thank you.
-Mmm-mmm. Let me finish.
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I'm so sorry because
I have to cancel.
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-What?
-Daphne, I'm very sexy,
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and I just heard
there's some knight
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killing people
in sexy costumes.
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I tried putting on
a turtleneck,
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but I was still too sexy.
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Turtlenecks are low-key hot.
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Shoot! Velma.
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Look, I have to run,
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but the Black Knight
isn't real.
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Please perform.
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I would, but my backup dancers
refused to come,
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even though I promised
to beef up my security.
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Oh. Well, I dunno
if this is crazy,
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but I know
all your dance moves.
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We all do. Not just Daphne.
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All of us. She's not special.
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Really? Let's go see.
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If you're good enough to go on,
I can still do the concert.
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Oh, my gosh.
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We're gonna perform
with Saweetie!
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Daphne. Where the hell are you?
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Velma, I can explain.
But not well.
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So I'm just gonna ask
what you're even doing here.
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Fred texted me to meet him
in the graveyard
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and while on the way, I saw
Velma on the side of the road.
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Running away from
the Black Knight. He's real!
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He attacked me
at the historical society
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and I couldn't get
the evil spell book.
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And let's all
be grateful for that.
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And the timing of my entrance.
How perfect was that?
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What are you
talking about, Fred?
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I arrived at the perfect moment
in the conversation.
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-Ah! Not that.
-Right.
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I know about
that evil spell book
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from my Spooky Stuff Hunting
research.
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It's nasty.
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It would have tried to
corrupt us to do its bidding.
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Fortunately, I was able
to buy another copy.
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Won't that also try
to corrupt us?
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No. The actual evil book
is the only one in existence.
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I just purchased a $5,000
audiobook version.
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Hello.
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This is A Witch's Guide
to Dark Magic,
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and I am your narrator,
Richard Kind.
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Now you may be asking yourself,
why is Drama Desk
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and Independent Spirit Award
winner, Richard Kind,
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narrating this audiobook?
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Well, it's because,
as an actor,
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it's not the size of the part
that counts,
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it's the size of the paycheck.
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Fred, I could listen
to this all day,
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but you have to skip forward.
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I only have until midnight
to come back.
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"Evil Spell One.
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How to smite your sister's
milking goat."
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00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:30,880
That's not it.
253
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,630
"Evil Spell 23.
254
00:10:32,670 --> 00:10:35,420
How to summon
an army of zombies."
255
00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:38,220
"Evil Spell 57.
256
00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:41,600
How to create
a large language model AI."
257
00:10:45,150 --> 00:10:47,150
"Evil spell 74.
258
00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:50,990
How to reunite a spirit
with its corporeal form."
259
00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:52,450
That's it. Norville, wake up.
260
00:10:52,530 --> 00:10:54,450
The spirit
must first summon
261
00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:55,700
their ascension light.
262
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:58,990
Easy. Take me away,
Angela Lansbury.
263
00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:01,410
Now, the spell
will use this light
264
00:11:01,490 --> 00:11:04,660
to transport the spirit
back to their body
265
00:11:04,710 --> 00:11:06,380
instead of the sweet hereafter.
266
00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:09,920
But first, a triangle
must be drawn around it.
267
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,550
Why? I don't know.
I didn't write this thing.
268
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,970
Now once that's done,
269
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,720
recite the following
incantation.
270
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,970
"Spirit world,
let 'insert name here'
271
00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:22,440
cross back over."
272
00:11:22,470 --> 00:11:27,100
Spirit world, let Velma
cross back over.
273
00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:30,950
Spirit world, let Velma
cross back over.
274
00:11:31,020 --> 00:11:32,610
It's working.
275
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,450
Spirit world,
let Velma...
276
00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:36,950
What? What happened?
277
00:11:36,990 --> 00:11:38,870
Oh, boy.
Ah.
278
00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:41,750
My thumb was covering
part of it. It says,
279
00:11:41,790 --> 00:11:44,960
"Before the spirit can cross
back over into their body,
280
00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,460
each person must first
281
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:49,540
successfully face
their greatest fear."
282
00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:51,120
Face our greatest fears?
283
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,920
I'm sorry.
You know what?
284
00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:55,050
I should have said that first.
That seems important.
285
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,840
Why do we have to face
our fears to bring me back?
286
00:11:57,930 --> 00:12:00,060
Can't I just sell my soul
to Satan or something?
287
00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:03,480
No, it makes sense.
See, dark magic runs on fear.
288
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,980
I think that's actually why
spirits can only cross over
289
00:12:06,020 --> 00:12:07,480
on Halloween
in the first place.
290
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,610
Because Halloween is
the scariest day of the year.
291
00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:11,820
After St. Patrick's Day,
of course.
292
00:12:11,900 --> 00:12:13,320
But how does it work?
293
00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,070
So by now,
you're wondering,
294
00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:17,860
"How does this work?"
Well, when you find your fear,
295
00:12:17,950 --> 00:12:20,540
a triangle will appear
on your wrist.
296
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:23,540
And once you've faced it,
the triangle will disappear
297
00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,790
and the light
will carry the spirit
298
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,960
back into their body.
Good luck!
299
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,500
Okay, what's everyone's
greatest fear?
300
00:12:29,580 --> 00:12:32,830
Mine is either global warming
or Taylor Swift retiring.
301
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,510
Let's pray it's global warming.
302
00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:37,140
Oh, God. Oh, God, no!
303
00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:38,800
Father, Father, pick up!
304
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,510
Guys, we cannot freak out.
305
00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:42,510
We have to face our fears
to bring you back.
306
00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:45,510
But what if mine is you dying?
Wouldn't that be ironical?
307
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,810
You mean "ironic."
308
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,310
Oh, no! I'm stupid!
Kill me. Kill me!
309
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:51,980
Norville, stop.
Your triangle didn't appear.
310
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,110
Being stupid is not
your biggest fear.
311
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,280
Oh. Huh.
312
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,990
Well, I'll keep looking.
Stay brave, y'all.
313
00:12:58,030 --> 00:13:00,200
Okay, while we figure out
what our fears are,
314
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,950
you need to warn
the popular girls
315
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:04,120
about the Black Knight
and stop the party.
316
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,950
Yes. You're right. Absolutely.
317
00:13:05,990 --> 00:13:08,910
It's just, you're sure
you saw him?
318
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,590
Yes, I saw him.
Why would I lie about that?
319
00:13:11,670 --> 00:13:13,340
He's a random ghost, not Tupac.
320
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,800
No, I just wanna be sure.
321
00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,340
A lot of work
went into the party.
322
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:18,340
And it would be a shame
for everyone to miss it
323
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:19,840
if not necessary.
324
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,340
Daphne, your triangle.
325
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:23,420
It appeared when you mentioned
missing the party.
326
00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,310
Hold up.
Is your biggest fear...
327
00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:27,770
FOMO!
328
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,440
I guess that makes sense.
329
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,860
I've been through a lot
in my life.
330
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,390
Abandoned by my parents,
331
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:35,190
almost killed on multiple
occasions, dated Fred.
332
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:37,690
FOMO just must be
my biggest remaining fear.
333
00:13:37,730 --> 00:13:38,980
Wait.
334
00:13:39,030 --> 00:13:41,160
-Now your triangle's appeared.
-What?
335
00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:44,540
Wait, the party's not also
a jazz festival, is it?
336
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,210
You're coming
with me, hot stuff.
337
00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:53,380
What do you mean
my costume's not sexy enough?
338
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:56,590
Sexy Isaac Newton
is practically redundant.
339
00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:57,840
Ow!
340
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,250
Father, please don't be dead.
341
00:13:59,340 --> 00:14:01,590
Who will pay
my cell phone bill?
342
00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,130
Fred?
343
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,970
Oh, Father, I thought you died.
What are you doing here?
344
00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:07,930
And why are you wearing
a suit and sunglasses
345
00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,100
like you're at the ESPYS?
346
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:10,520
Because I just got a job
347
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,440
as one of Saweetie's
extra security guards.
348
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,940
It was BYO gun.
349
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,320
What are you talking about?
350
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:19,070
Fred, given all the mishaps
of our family,
351
00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:20,860
your mother being
a serial killer,
352
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,360
a dog attacking my wedding,
353
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,990
the Jones Gentlemen's
Accessories stock crashed.
354
00:14:26,070 --> 00:14:28,280
-We're poor.
-What? No!
355
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:31,080
Yes, but I might be able
to also get you a job
356
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,330
on Saweetie's security team.
357
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:34,340
A job?
358
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:39,130
No! Kill me! Kill me!
359
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,140
-Hey.
-Hey.
360
00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:49,890
Hmm, no triangle.
361
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,680
Okay, well, if my greatest fear
362
00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:53,360
isn't awkward silences,
what is?
363
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,530
You're here.
And you look so sexy.
364
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,770
I know I pushed you
out of your comfort zone,
365
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:00,320
but so worth it.
366
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,320
Uh, pretty sure
my midriff is frozen
367
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,820
but I'm genuinely glad
you like it.
368
00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:08,610
Wait. Could that
be my biggest fear?
369
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:12,000
Your midriff freezing? Me too.
370
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:14,370
No, Lola, look.
I have to tell you something
371
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,170
that I think
I've been afraid to say
372
00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:17,960
because I was worried
you were trying to change me.
373
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,000
But now I realize
I have to say it,
374
00:15:21,090 --> 00:15:22,430
because you are changing me...
375
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:25,500
for the better, I think.
I love you.
376
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:29,510
What? Oh, Norville,
I love you too.
377
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,020
Mmm. Mmm.
378
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,060
Huh? But I thought my fear
was saying "I love you."
379
00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:38,020
Which I faced.
Why didn't it go away?
380
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,690
Hmm? Sorry,
381
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:40,940
I'm too shocked to focus.
382
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,520
The way you acted
in the costume shop
383
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:44,570
made me think you were
gonna break up with me.
384
00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:45,530
Break up with you?
385
00:15:45,610 --> 00:15:47,240
But that would hurt you
386
00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,650
and I'm far too thoughtful to
ever purposefully hurt anyone.
387
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,500
Oh, no.
388
00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,960
No! Let me go!
389
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,710
Velma, help!
390
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,590
No! Please don't kill her.
391
00:15:59,670 --> 00:16:01,880
Take literally anyone else
at the party.
392
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,340
Hell, I'll shortlist it
for you.
393
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,470
I don't wanna
kill her, Velma.
394
00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:08,720
I only grabbed her
to get your attention.
395
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,720
Very delicately, I might add.
396
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,930
I respect sexiness.
397
00:16:14,020 --> 00:16:15,480
What? What are you
talking about?
398
00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:18,150
Your whole deal is pushing
sexiness to its death.
399
00:16:18,190 --> 00:16:20,480
No. That's what I was trying
to tell you earlier,
400
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,690
but you ran away.
401
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,400
I'm being framed.
402
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:26,070
Framed? So you weren't
pushed to your death
403
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,070
by popular kids in
sexy costumes?
404
00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:31,200
No. I was.
Which, yes, looks bad.
405
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,120
But since that night,
I think one of my killers
406
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,660
has continued to murder people
407
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:38,160
and use the legend
of the Black Knight as a cover.
408
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:41,960
Does this look like
the face of a murderer?
409
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,960
Oh, my God. Daphne,
he's just a dork.
410
00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:47,140
Maybe even a twerp.
411
00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,640
Uh,
I don't know about that.
412
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,640
Uh, my mom's friend, Liz,
called me a cutie pie.
413
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,010
And my brother used to give me
all his skin mags
414
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:56,100
so...
I know what's up.
415
00:16:56,180 --> 00:16:57,430
Okay, but you also died
416
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:59,610
back when people
still said "skin mags."
417
00:16:59,690 --> 00:17:02,150
How am I the first person
you're telling this to?
418
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,820
Because if ghosts talk
to living people,
419
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:07,450
they might die from fear.
Also, you solve mysteries.
420
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:10,240
And you want to know who killed
you and everyone else
421
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,780
before you pass on,
so you can rest in peace.
422
00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:17,040
Yes. But also, if I just let
my killers get away with it,
423
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,540
I'll look like a total goober
424
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,960
in front of the angels
when I do pass on.
425
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,170
You're not wrong about that.
426
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,540
Velma, you can't
be considering this.
427
00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:26,090
It's nine o'clock.
You only have three hours
428
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:27,970
to face your fear
and come back.
429
00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:29,760
Two if we want
to hit the party.
430
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,760
That's just it, Daphne.
He made my triangle appear.
431
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,220
I think solving his murder
will lead me
432
00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:37,010
to whatever fear
I have to face.
433
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,890
I know can do this
before midnight.
434
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:41,770
Okay, what do you know about
the people who killed you?
435
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,360
Uh... nothing.
436
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,860
Aw, crap.
437
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,320
Now, since you know nothing
about who killed you,
438
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,820
let's start at the beginning.
439
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,360
According to the legend,
you didn't get into the party
440
00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:55,120
because you were,
quote, a loser.
441
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,040
And I told you
that wasn't true.
442
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,500
You're wearing
a knight costume.
443
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,960
-Knights are sexy.
-I actually agree.
444
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,710
You do? 'Sup.
445
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,080
Knights are sexy.
446
00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:05,880
Knight costumes
are dorky and tryhard.
447
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:06,960
I don't make the rules.
448
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:07,920
And what's the rule
449
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,340
on dismissive glibness?
450
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,470
Always rude or
always extremely rude?
451
00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:14,180
-Sorry, I'm watching something.
-Yeah, now is when people
452
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:15,890
usually start making out
at this thing.
453
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,560
-No. Gross.
-Ugh!
454
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,520
Gigi just took the big party
group photo for the yearbook.
455
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,230
I thought if I missed that,
I would have faced my FOMO.
456
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,480
But no, my hell continues.
457
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,610
Wait, a group photo
for the yearbook.
458
00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:29,190
Do the popular girls
take one every year?
459
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:30,730
Yes, but I can't
photoshop myself
460
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,860
from last year's picture
into this year's. They'll know.
461
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,240
No. If there's a group photo
from the year
462
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,320
this guy was killed,
463
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:37,790
maybe his killers are in it.
464
00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:40,670
We have to get
to the yearbook office.
465
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,950
Hey, so we need to talk.
466
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,170
If you need time to think about
your "Lola Forever" tattoo,
467
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,380
there's no rush.
468
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:50,670
No. Okay,
this isn't easy for me.
469
00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:52,710
I've just realized
my biggest fear in the world
470
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,390
is hurting someone
I care about.
471
00:18:54,470 --> 00:18:57,100
Still, I think
we should break up.
472
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,100
What? Oh.
473
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:02,230
Well, that really sucks
as you just said you love me.
474
00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:03,940
But if that's how you feel,
475
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:05,400
I don't wanna be with someone
who doesn't wanna be with me.
476
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,400
Wait, so you're not hurt?
477
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,440
Uh, I really thought
you'd be hurt.
478
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,610
Hurt? No. I may love you
but I love myself more,
479
00:19:12,690 --> 00:19:14,190
and I refuse to give you
that power.
480
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,240
Oh, uh, well, in that case,
481
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,660
I guess we don't have
to break up.
482
00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,240
You wanna go dance
or something?
483
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,620
What? So you wanted to hurt me?
484
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,330
No. Not at all.
485
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,580
But are you hurt now?
486
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:27,660
No! I'm just pissed,
you sociopath!
487
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:28,840
Are you hurt?
488
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,340
Why would I be-- Ah!
489
00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:34,220
These old yearbooks
are insane.
490
00:19:34,260 --> 00:19:36,430
Were white guys required
to wear afro wigs
491
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:37,720
to costume parties?
492
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,340
Wait,
this might be the one.
493
00:19:39,390 --> 00:19:41,980
That's you, right?
Geoff "PT" Wickles?
494
00:19:42,060 --> 00:19:43,390
Why was your nickname "PT"?
495
00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:45,060
You also
a Probability Theory fan?
496
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,270
What? No. I think
it was for "Party Time."
497
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,730
Yeah. Geoff "Party Time"
Wickles feels right.
498
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:52,280
It was, uh, it was crazy.
499
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,950
If your nickname
was Party Time,
500
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:56,620
why'd you have to sneak
into the Sexy Halloween party?
501
00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:59,360
Right? The mystery deepens
with every step.
502
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:02,080
Anyway, this yearbook
isn't the right year.
503
00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:04,660
Okay, but you need someone
to give you a nickname.
504
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,290
Like, without my eye doctor,
I'm not "The Freak."
505
00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:09,120
Didn't anyone look
into your death?
506
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:12,050
At first. But my body
was never found.
507
00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,340
And life goes on.
508
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,130
So, as the legend
of the Black Knight grew,
509
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:18,760
Geoff "Party Time Keg Slayer
510
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:21,430
King of the Ladies" Wickles
was just...
511
00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:23,810
Totally forgotten.
512
00:20:25,270 --> 00:20:27,480
Hey, where's Daphne?
513
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,440
"Gigi, can you edit me
into group pic?"
514
00:20:37,530 --> 00:20:38,570
Yes!
515
00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,250
- Daphne.
- Velma.
516
00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:45,630
What are you doing in here?
517
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:47,450
I was trying to do
that cool ghost thing
518
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,340
where I appear behind you
in a mirror.
519
00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,460
But you were too focused
on the party to notice.
520
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,840
Velma, I can explain.
But again, not well.
521
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,590
This is unbelievable.
Do you wanna know
522
00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:58,260
the real reason Geoff
made my triangle appear?
523
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,630
I realized it's because
my biggest fear
524
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,680
is being forgotten,
just like he was.
525
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:05,140
What? How can anyone
forget you?
526
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,770
You saved this town twice.
527
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,940
And every stall
in this bathroom
528
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:10,110
has one of your limericks.
529
00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:11,780
And yet, a week after I died,
530
00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:14,310
everyone in town is just
going about Halloween
531
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,820
as if I never existed.
532
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:17,360
My parents, Norville.
533
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,820
I mean, my own girlfriend
won't even miss a party
534
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:22,110
to bring me back.
So you know what? Forget it.
535
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,500
Why even bother coming back?
Beam me up, Angela.
536
00:21:26,830 --> 00:21:28,170
No. Stop!
537
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:31,410
The reason I'm so focused
on the party is because of you.
538
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:34,420
Me? I don't even
like Sexy Halloween, Daphne.
539
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:35,710
We already have candy.
540
00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,710
Adding boobs and abs
is overkill.
541
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,050
I know.
542
00:21:39,130 --> 00:21:41,470
But I knew everyone would be
there when you came back.
543
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:44,180
And I thought we'd say
you made a miraculous recovery
544
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:47,560
and then turn it into a huge
welcome back party for you.
545
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,270
I even got Saweetie to perform.
546
00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,190
What? I love Saweetie.
547
00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:52,570
Why wouldn't you
just tell me that?
548
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,390
I almost ascended--
549
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,270
Oh, God, no!
Angela, turn it off.
550
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:59,240
-Velma, grab my hand!
-No, stay away!
551
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,160
Ah!
552
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,410
Oh, no!
553
00:22:02,490 --> 00:22:04,910
Velma, I'm not ready to go.
554
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,910
I never made any of the recipes
in my saved folder.
555
00:22:07,950 --> 00:22:10,290
How? You send me
three a day and say,
556
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:11,500
"I'm totally gonna make this."
557
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,830
I know. But I don't.
558
00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:16,370
And now, I'll never eat
a pesto feta egg.
559
00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:18,050
Oh, yes,
you will.
560
00:22:18,090 --> 00:22:19,800
Hold on!
561
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:29,180
Geoff, thank God
you had Daphne's camera.
562
00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:32,930
But why is this zoomed in on
a picture of Kimmy's cleavage?
563
00:22:32,980 --> 00:22:34,270
Oh, I don't know.
564
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:37,060
Probably just friggin' happened
while rescuing you.
565
00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:39,280
Velma, your triangle is gone.
566
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,320
I must have
faced my fear
567
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,070
of being forgotten
by almost ascending.
568
00:22:43,110 --> 00:22:45,570
Even better, you were right
about the group photo
569
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:48,460
in the yearbook.
I found my killers, guys.
570
00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:50,790
Daphne,
it's our parents.
571
00:22:52,710 --> 00:22:54,460
What the hell
is going on in here?
572
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,130
Oh, God! The Black Knight!
573
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,630
All right, Fred. Let's see
if you have what it takes
574
00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,720
to protect me.
We'll start easy.
575
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,800
These days, artists
have to deal with idiots
576
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,630
-throwing stuff at their heads.
-On it.
577
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,680
-♪ Yeah, we can do it ♪
-♪ Do it now ♪
578
00:23:11,770 --> 00:23:14,770
♪ Yeah, we can get it ♪
579
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:15,890
Ow!
580
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:17,360
Do better, guys.
581
00:23:19,270 --> 00:23:20,730
♪ Do it now ♪
582
00:23:20,780 --> 00:23:23,580
Okay, let's see if you can
handle crowd control.
583
00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,780
Saweetie, let me get a picture.
584
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:27,950
No way, guy. Let me take it.
585
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,240
And I'll even put
Saweetie's number in there
586
00:23:30,290 --> 00:23:31,330
so you can send it to her.
587
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,410
Okay, personal umbrella holder.
588
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,380
There's literally no way
to mess this job up.
589
00:23:37,460 --> 00:23:39,340
Thank you.
590
00:23:39,420 --> 00:23:41,420
♪ Ha! ♪
591
00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:43,340
And can we get one
for Saweetie?
592
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:46,340
Oh, my gosh. Get away from me.
593
00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:48,800
Great. Now what?
594
00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:54,810
Geoff, stop.
There must be some mistake.
595
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,600
There's no way
our parents killed you.
596
00:23:56,690 --> 00:23:58,400
Run! Or he's gonna kill us
597
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,270
just as brutally
as we killed him.
598
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,360
What?
599
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:03,940
No! Please!
600
00:24:03,990 --> 00:24:06,160
Spare me and I'll help you
kill the others.
601
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,700
Wait, what are you doing?
602
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,120
I'm gonna throw you against
the wall so hard, you die.
603
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,410
Ghosts do that a lot
in movies.
604
00:24:13,500 --> 00:24:15,500
Ghost strength!
605
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,960
Guys, stop hiding.
I think we're gonna be okay.
606
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,710
No, you're not.
You're gonna pay.
607
00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:25,680
Great. I've waited
over 30 years
608
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,560
to get my badass revenge,
and all the hot angels
609
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,520
will still just think
I'm a goober.
610
00:24:30,550 --> 00:24:31,890
You were serious about that?
611
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:35,020
What is going on?
And is Velma also a ghost?
612
00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:37,850
Because that will affect what
I say about her at her funeral.
613
00:24:37,890 --> 00:24:40,600
Yes, I'm a ghost.
But the real question is,
614
00:24:40,690 --> 00:24:42,230
why did you guys
do a straight-up
615
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,740
I Know What You Did
35 Halloweens Ago
616
00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:47,450
-to Geoff Wickles?
-Your name is Geoff Wickles?
617
00:24:47,530 --> 00:24:49,240
Sorry, we only ever
knew you as PT.
618
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,410
And we didn't murder you.
It was an accident.
619
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,950
An accident?
620
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,880
Yes. We caught you watching us
make out in the woods
621
00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:57,790
like a perv,
and chased you off.
622
00:24:57,870 --> 00:25:00,080
Oh. Ah!
623
00:25:00,130 --> 00:25:02,090
But as we got close
to the cliff's edge,
624
00:25:02,130 --> 00:25:04,550
we tripped.
625
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:08,380
And accidentally
pushed you off.
626
00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:11,270
Wait, you were watching them
in the woods like a perv?
627
00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:13,010
What? No.
628
00:25:13,100 --> 00:25:15,850
I mean, I saw stuff,
but not on purpose.
629
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:18,690
I was sneaking in,
like the legend says.
630
00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:21,440
Geoff, come on.
Everyone called you "PT"
631
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,810
because you're a Peeping Tom.
632
00:25:22,900 --> 00:25:24,650
Okay, fine. But in the '80s,
633
00:25:24,730 --> 00:25:26,860
that was considered funny,
not pervy.
634
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,150
And it's certainly
not a reason to murder me.
635
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,950
We didn't murder you.
It was an accident.
636
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,910
That's why we all host this
lame unsexy Halloween party.
637
00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:37,950
You think we wanna be here? No.
638
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,920
But it's all we can do
to keep people in sexy costumes
639
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,630
from paying for our mistake.
640
00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:45,630
But it wasn't a mistake.
At the cliff's edge,
641
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,920
I heard one of you whisper,
"Push him."
642
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,670
Wait, hold on.
You heard a whisper?
643
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:52,970
Velma.
644
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:57,220
Its evil demanded a blood
sacrifice on All Hallows' Eve.
645
00:25:57,270 --> 00:26:00,190
Velma, are you gonna
finish your point or what?
646
00:26:00,270 --> 00:26:01,900
Yes. Geoff was murdered.
647
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:04,610
And not only did his killer
kill all those other people
648
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:06,030
in sexy costumes,
649
00:26:06,110 --> 00:26:07,450
I think they're gonna
strike again tonight.
650
00:26:09,490 --> 00:26:11,830
Saweetie, please. I need a job.
651
00:26:11,910 --> 00:26:13,910
I brought my friend, Norville,
to vouch for me.
652
00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:16,990
Saweetie, don't hire Fred.
He's useless.
653
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,330
Dude, I told you,
she already knows that.
654
00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:21,410
I know. I was trying
to hurt your feelings
655
00:26:21,460 --> 00:26:22,500
to make my triangle disappear.
656
00:26:25,290 --> 00:26:29,540
Hello, Crystal Cove.
Who's ready to get crazy?
657
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,420
And also, remember Velma,
your dead friend.
658
00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:35,180
Aw.
659
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:36,640
Anyway, hit it.
660
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:41,390
Okay, spread out.
We're looking for someone
661
00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:44,070
in a black knight costume.
Daphne, you're with me.
662
00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:45,940
I can't. I have to miss
this concert
663
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,270
or you won't come back.
664
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,570
Oh, shoot. Is that Daphne
way back there?
665
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,650
Daphne, get your ass up here.
666
00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:53,200
-Coming.
-Daphne.
667
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,620
Sorry. I'll be in the car.
668
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,410
It worked!
669
00:26:58,790 --> 00:27:00,540
What the hell?
This cheap-ass stage.
670
00:27:00,580 --> 00:27:01,540
The lighting rig.
671
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,000
We're too late. Look!
672
00:27:07,170 --> 00:27:08,550
Oh, no. Saweetie!
673
00:27:15,970 --> 00:27:17,970
Fred?
674
00:27:18,010 --> 00:27:21,390
That's right. I did a job.
It was awful, but I did it.
675
00:27:21,430 --> 00:27:24,390
Stop congratulating yourself.
We have to go.
676
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,110
Ah!
677
00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:34,240
Guys, the killer
is still getting away.
678
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:35,700
Oh, no, he's not.
679
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:37,320
Come here, you!
680
00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:42,910
Oh, no! I tripped again!
681
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,670
No!
682
00:27:49,590 --> 00:27:51,430
Geoff, you saved them!
683
00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:54,920
Yeah, but does it look cool
for the angels?
684
00:27:58,930 --> 00:28:01,140
Okay, so, hold on,
let me get this straight.
685
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:03,010
-You're both ghosts?
-Yes.
686
00:28:03,100 --> 00:28:06,060
And let me say, you seem
to be handling it very well.
687
00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:07,980
Yeah, well,
if Fred can save me,
688
00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:09,730
I guess anything is possible.
689
00:28:09,770 --> 00:28:12,270
But if Geoff didn't try
to kill me, who did?
690
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,990
Oh, that's easy. It's...
691
00:28:14,070 --> 00:28:16,280
Evelyn?
692
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:18,610
Yes. I figured it out
when Geoff said
693
00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:20,620
he heard someone whisper,
"Push him."
694
00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:23,830
Thorn had mentioned the book
demanded a blood sacrifice,
695
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:26,290
so I realized the book
must've corrupted Evelyn
696
00:28:26,370 --> 00:28:28,910
after Thorn donated it
to the historical society.
697
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:30,750
Okay. But why kill Geoff,
698
00:28:30,790 --> 00:28:32,920
and then pretend
to be his ghost to kill others?
699
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,590
Because dark magic
needs fear to work.
700
00:28:36,630 --> 00:28:40,130
And Halloween
was its most powerful day.
701
00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:43,140
But when Sexy Halloween
became popular,
702
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:46,310
sexy costumes replaced
the scary ones
703
00:28:46,390 --> 00:28:48,770
and the book became powerless.
704
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,350
Help me.
705
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,150
So I decided
to create a scary legend
706
00:28:54,230 --> 00:28:58,480
that would discourage teens
from wearing sexy costumes.
707
00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,910
Push him.
708
00:28:59,950 --> 00:29:01,620
But it didn't work.
709
00:29:01,660 --> 00:29:06,370
Even I after continued to kill
people in sexy costumes,
710
00:29:06,450 --> 00:29:10,910
people would not stop
slutting it up on Halloween.
711
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,880
Which is why
you came here tonight,
712
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,210
to try and generate
your biggest scare yet
713
00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:17,720
by killing Saweetie
in front of everyone.
714
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,220
Case closed.
715
00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,140
And that's why we had
to face our biggest fears.
716
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:23,930
To generate the power the spell
needed to bring Velma back.
717
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,680
But it didn't work.
718
00:29:25,770 --> 00:29:26,810
I'm still here.
719
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,480
Unless...
Norville, what the hell?
720
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:29,900
Yeah, sorry, it's me.
721
00:29:29,980 --> 00:29:31,730
I still need to hurt someone
I care about.
722
00:29:31,810 --> 00:29:33,350
But don't worry, I got this.
723
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,280
Evelyn, I will not
be writing you in prison.
724
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,200
You monster.
725
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:43,830
It worked. I'm coming back!
726
00:29:43,910 --> 00:29:46,870
- Now.
- Oh!
727
00:29:46,950 --> 00:29:48,580
Oh, my God.
728
00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:51,120
What's happening?
729
00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:57,210
That's bad, right?
It seems bad.
730
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,340
Yes, that's bad.
731
00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,760
Not only am I not going
back in my body,
732
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,340
Geoff is going back in his.
733
00:30:02,390 --> 00:30:04,680
Well, that's nice
for Geoff at least, right?
734
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,350
Well, Geoff's body has been
underwater for 35 years.
735
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,410
Geoff, no!
736
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:36,380
Lots of people leaving.
Think there's room for us now?
737
00:30:39,510 --> 00:30:40,720
Geoff, I know this is bad,
738
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,510
but you have to stop
scaring everyone.
739
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,180
Ew!
740
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,600
It's too late, Velma!
741
00:30:56,190 --> 00:31:00,440
I have the power I need
to raise an army of zombies.
742
00:31:00,490 --> 00:31:03,620
And then I'll have
the power I need
743
00:31:03,660 --> 00:31:06,450
to rule the world!
744
00:31:06,530 --> 00:31:07,820
No!
745
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,790
Velma, what do we do?
746
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,300
Hey, what gives, Daph?
747
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:23,380
How are these zombie costumes
sexier than ours?
748
00:31:23,470 --> 00:31:24,430
Let us in.
749
00:31:24,470 --> 00:31:26,810
Wait. Sexy Halloween.
That's it.
750
00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:28,730
We can combat the fear
with sexiness.
751
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,050
But, Velma, our sexiest people,
the hot girls,
752
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:32,600
are all banged up.
753
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,600
Uh, that's a very narrow view
of sexiness, Daphne.
754
00:31:36,650 --> 00:31:38,320
There's no one way to be sexy,
755
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,820
because everyone finds
different things sexy.
756
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:44,320
Sure, we all love us some
glistening, sweat-covered abs
757
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,360
plunging seductively
into a loose pair of jeans,
758
00:31:47,450 --> 00:31:49,540
but hidden talents
can also be sexy.
759
00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:52,210
Mmm.
760
00:31:52,290 --> 00:31:54,170
-Or being a good listener.
-What?
761
00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:55,840
Kidding. I learned my lesson.
762
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,090
Oh, hold on.
763
00:31:57,130 --> 00:31:58,880
Or guys who are good
with babies.
764
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,920
Which, yes,
is rooted in sexism.
765
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,090
But you still can't deny
the sexy-ism.
766
00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,130
Where's she been?
767
00:32:04,170 --> 00:32:05,050
Trunk.
768
00:32:05,130 --> 00:32:06,590
Thank you, Saweetie.
769
00:32:06,630 --> 00:32:09,010
That's always been my problem
with Sexy Halloween too.
770
00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:11,730
I actually think,
of all the sexy things you do,
771
00:32:11,810 --> 00:32:14,360
the sexiest are your hustle
and business acumen.
772
00:32:14,430 --> 00:32:17,520
Wow, that's so nice. Thank you.
Now come on, everybody.
773
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,850
Whatever's sexiest
about you, do it.
774
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,480
Though, Velma,
while I appreciate
775
00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:24,160
you liking my hustle,
I'm gonna dance. Hit it!
776
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:30,370
Oh, snap.
777
00:32:30,410 --> 00:32:32,200
♪ Presidential Rolly on me
like I'm votin' ♪
778
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,370
♪ Smellin' like a rich...
I'm too potent ♪
779
00:32:34,450 --> 00:32:36,200
♪ I don't do the nosebleeds ♪
780
00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:38,460
Elf ears?
781
00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:40,750
♪ The Baccarat too trendy
so I'm off it ♪
782
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,720
♪ I hit the club and get
some ones and then I toss it ♪
783
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,720
♪ See, every problem ♪
784
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,390
Whoa, momma.
785
00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:49,420
Velma. Your plan's working!
I have never found you sexier.
786
00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:54,470
No! Stop that!
787
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:58,320
Especially you,
sexy young Santa Claus.
788
00:33:00,150 --> 00:33:01,530
Father, what's going on?
789
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,440
Our sexiness has only
ever come from wealth.
790
00:33:03,530 --> 00:33:06,990
Yes! Jones Gentlemen's
Accessories is back.
791
00:33:07,030 --> 00:33:09,280
Because you saved her,
Saweetie wants to do
792
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,950
-a Saweetie for JGA line.
-All nails, baby.
793
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,080
♪ You don't hate me, sis ♪
794
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,830
Hey, stop watching us
make out, you pervo.
795
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,420
Oh, God.
Our parents were right.
796
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,340
You are a Peeping Tom, Geoff.
797
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:30,180
Velma, the sexiness
is wearing off.
798
00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:31,470
We all have to start
making out again.
799
00:33:31,550 --> 00:33:33,680
We can't with Geoff
watching us.
800
00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:42,900
Oh, stop groaning.
801
00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:45,230
You'll be kissing soon enough.
802
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,910
Kissing your sweet asses
goodbye.
803
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,130
Velma, what are we gonna do?
804
00:34:06,630 --> 00:34:08,470
You're gonna promise
you'll always remember me.
805
00:34:08,510 --> 00:34:11,010
What? How are you still
hung up on that?
806
00:34:11,090 --> 00:34:12,680
Selfishness is the opposite
of sexy.
807
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,510
I know. So, brace yourself,
because I'm about to make this
808
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,730
the sexiest damn
Halloween ever.
809
00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:25,940
Angela Lansbury, now!
810
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,070
- What's happening? No!
- Velma!
811
00:34:31,150 --> 00:34:32,490
Oh, no!
812
00:34:32,530 --> 00:34:34,530
What have you done, you fool?
813
00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:36,960
I just saved Crystal Cove
again, lady.
814
00:34:36,990 --> 00:34:39,030
And it cost you
your soul, dummy.
815
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,000
My light is going
straight to hell.
816
00:34:45,670 --> 00:34:48,720
Damn it. I better get a statue
in the middle of town.
817
00:34:56,470 --> 00:34:58,430
Velma!
818
00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:04,350
Where is she?
819
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:07,310
She's gone.
820
00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:23,670
And while I know
Velma is in a better place,
821
00:35:23,710 --> 00:35:27,210
I also know part of her
will always be in our hearts.
822
00:35:29,550 --> 00:35:33,390
Reminding us to think deeper,
act smarter,
823
00:35:33,470 --> 00:35:36,180
and never sneeze when your mom
is cutting your hair.
824
00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:42,890
Daphne?
825
00:35:42,930 --> 00:35:44,270
Sorry.
826
00:35:44,350 --> 00:35:46,560
I feel like I can hear her now.
827
00:35:46,650 --> 00:35:47,690
Daphne!
828
00:35:47,730 --> 00:35:50,690
Wait.
I can hear her. Velma!
829
00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:59,250
Oh, my God, I'm alive. But how?
830
00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:12,180
Oh, God. I'm so happy.
831
00:36:12,260 --> 00:36:14,510
Wait. You're still here?
832
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,430
Congratulations, Fred.
833
00:36:17,470 --> 00:36:20,560
You've now taken the first step
towards raising hell.
834
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:23,310
You'll make a wonderful
disciple of evil.
835
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:25,600
Thank you, Richard Kind.
836
00:36:25,690 --> 00:36:28,940
Again, this
is not actually Richard Kind.
837
00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:31,940
This is the evil spell book
speaking to you
838
00:36:32,030 --> 00:36:34,070
with Richard Kind's voice.
839
00:36:34,110 --> 00:36:37,030
I understand, Richard Kind.
840
00:36:37,110 --> 00:36:38,950
Oh, boy.
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