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I'm done with my dad.

I'm suddenly this complete disappointment because I failed the upset.

But we need your dad's help.

I'm thinking beyond some petty argument.

I'm thinking about our our future.

Do you guys know this girl?

She hooked up with my brother and then sent some

insane e-mail stating that he raped her.

It's impossible for you to know what actually happened.

You were not there.

I feel like everything is boring me.

Like even helping out with the team.

Hey, it's Drew.

Leave a message.

Hey, it's me, your older brother whose calls you won't

answer.

The earrings look dumb, don't they?

May I?

Are you seeing someone?

He's 45.

A normal 45 year old man does not want to

date a 19 year old.

Now I can't even have Thanksgiving with my boyfriend.

Boyfriend.

Totally.

You were with me.

Please don't be mad at me.

You know what a big risk I'm taking being here

with you.

This doesn't work if I can't trust you.

You think this guy who treated every other girl like

shit is going to treat you differently?

Some girls make it easy to treat them like shit.

This thing with you and Steven, it's sick.

I don't think I can do this anymore.

I loved you even though I knew all of the

worst things about you.

Why are you punishing me for that?

You're OK, Stephen.

Hello.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm just looking at these photos that got printed from

Thanksgiving.

Great.

The day went insane.

Don't worry, they're all fucked up anyway.

I thought it was just something wrong with the screen,

but it's on every single photo.

Well, maybe it's your artsy trademark.

Great.

So my artsy trademark is not being able to afford

a camera that isn't broken.

Pippa, look, have you still not talked to Leo?

No, no, but it's it's fine.

Honestly, it was all just too intense with him.

And I knew I shouldn't be in a relationship.

And I was right.

I mean, I fucking lost my mind and I, I

still can't believe I lost it in that way.

I'm, I'm sorry, guys.

Have you talked to Diana at all?

No, no, not since Thanksgiving.

It was just being nice.

No, it's it's fine.

Honestly, maybe you should just call Leo.

I don't know the the problem with Leo is he

just, I think he only wanted to see the good

stuff about me.

That was a problem.

I mean, if you feel like you're going to disappoint

someone with the truth.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That was the one good thing about Steven.

I don't know.

I basically just knew that there was nothing that I

could do that would turn him off.

Like I could ask him to do anything and I

just wouldn't freak him out.

What do you mean you could tell him to do

anything?

He was like a monster.

I think she means sexually.

No, I just mean, I don't know.

I guess he was the first person I slept with

that like I I can actually tell him what felt

good instead of just letting a guy guess.

So I'm not into casual hookups.

I don't think I could come with someone I wasn't

comfortable with anyway.

What are we doing tonight?

What?

No, no, no.

It's it's nothing exciting.

Our professor is having a Christmas party at her house.

Marianne, She she invited the whole class.

Are you going?

Well, the whole class is going.

So be kind of weird.

If I didn't go, what would the responsibilities be?

Well, it's an assistant coaching job, so everything from helping

run practice, maybe even recruitment.

I think it could make sense for me next year

and they just need a good recommendation.

So, you know, I was hoping you've known me since

freshman year.

Look, Wrigley, I actually know Jean Bruschette, the coach at

Eccleston.

That's great.

Perfect.

I can't, good faith put you up for this.

It would be disrespectful to a colleague I value.

At the start of the semester, you told me you

wanted to still be a part of the team to

help off the field, but you've been totally absent.

I I've been showing up mentally absent.

You've been hungover, half asleep.

You just stopped caring.

OK, OK.

Well, well, you know, the thing with my knee really

messed me up.

I've had guys with injuries before.

There's something else going on with you and I don't

quite know what it is, but you need to figure

it out.

Hey, it's true.

Leave a message one minute, sorry it's fine, take your

time.

Last week of term.

It's always a fucking nightmare.

We're in your office.

I am keenly aware.

Well, I had the whole afternoon free, but someone was

just too busy to meet up where there's a bed.

Someone still has to grade all his underclass from the

exams, finalize the syllabus for next term and call the

airline to change holiday flights.

Change them?

Yeah, we have to leave for London a day earlier.

It's nothing.

It's just a schedule issue.

And you're definitely staying there for New Year's.

Yeah, we do.

Every year.

Have you decided what you're doing for the holidays yet?

Not yet, no.

A few friends invited me to theirs for Christmas, but

we'll see.

I'm very popular.

Course you are.

So I'm kind of wondering about this Christmas party tonight.

You know, I'm not sure if I should go really,

but the whole class is going so well.

As long as it's not too uncomfortable for you.

Well, it's obviously a little uncomfortable.

It's a pretty dysfunctional Christmas party.

You'll be Co hosting with Marianne.

Pretty sure it's just hosting when it's your own home.

So you think I should go?

It's completely up to you.

Great, then I'll go.

OK, Speaking of dysfunctional Christmases, I would like to be

giving this to you under a dysfunctional Christmas tree, but

this will have to do.

I didn't get you anything.

Go on, open it.

I love it.

I know you can be a little hard to please

when it comes to gifts.

Thank you.

Should we go to the apartment?

I just can't today.

It's not really fair though.

You've been so sweet with this present and now I

guess you'll just have to suffer all night while we're

at this party together.

Any dessert?

We've eaten the entire menu.

I'll take the check.

Thanks.

Thank you for dinner.

I thought we deserved it.

It's been a weird semester.

How's your sister doing?

Well, she's still terrified of me.

I could talk to her if you want.

I know it's been weighing on you.

If you wanted to speak to someone for me, I'd

rather you talk to your dad.

I need that letter of recommendation from his farm because

right now it's like my entire summer job didn't happen.

Talking to him won't help.

He's punishing you to punish me.

How are you not more worried about everything?

Of course I'm worried but I've been thinking after everything

with the LSAT, maybe I just need to take some

time off.

I've always had my dad's voice in my head telling

me I need to be perfect.

Maybe I fucked up with the LSAT because I'm burnt

out.

OK and what do I do with no money and

no recommendation letters?

I don't know.

I'm sorry I I feel like my head's fucking mess.

I don't understand.

What?

What in your life is so stressful that you're falling

apart like this?

Sorry, Miss.

Your card was declined.

Really.

Can you Can you try it again?

I tried it three times.

Dad's card.

He must have cut it off.

I need a cigarette.

What are you even going to do if you see

him?

Just pretend I don't know him.

Hi.

Perfect timing.

I I need your help.

Could you, each of you grab one of these, please?

Oh, yeah, just.

Yeah.

We're here in the kitchen over here.

Thanks.

I'm sorry for the mess in here.

Oh, no, no.

Do you fancy a drink?

Sure.

We're pretend you're upperclassmen.

Thank you for for having us.

Of course.

Yeah, is my favorite tradition of the year.

You know, getting everyone over.

Reminds me of Graduate School.

Or who's afraid of Virginia Woolf.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, Chin.

Chin.

Cheers.

You OK, Bree?

Yeah, I'm great.

Good.

I saw your tree.

You saw my tree.

It's it's pretty.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It is a a very pretty Christmas tree.

Yeah.

We'll listen.

Just eat and enjoy.

See you around.

See you.

What happens when?

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?

I I don't remember.

I I think the main couple gets really drunk and

makes everyone uncomfortable.

I don't know.

Come on.

I don't really understand that.

Hey, thanks for letting me crash.

Diana asks.

You needed me.

Is this networking?

Bree's fucking a 45 year old.

Really.

Yeah, he's 45 years old, man.

He's a 45 year old man.

45 fucking years old.

So I'm just, you know, trying to figure out who

it is, right?

You think Bree is fucking this guy?

Fuck off.

OK?

I don't know.

Jesus Christ.

Thank God I'm here.

You are terrible at this.

OK, I can't tell if you want me to ask.

She's just not the same lately.

Feels like she's falling apart.

Diana.

Yeah.

It's like she's in a hole she's not even trying

to pull herself out of.

I know that shouldn't change how I feel about her.

I should have unconditional whatever, but I just keep coming

back to the same thing.

If it was me, if I was at rock bottom,

I don't know if she'd still want me.

You know, I never understood your relationships.

OK, let's see which one of these saggy Dick fathers

is fucking Bree making love to Bree.

Sorry, my favorite time of the year.

You want to go out, Don't trug at me.

I asked coach for that recommendation.

He said he couldn't write it for me in good

faith.

Guess I haven't really had my shit together.

I'm sorry.

I tried to blame it on my knee, but he

said he could tell something else was going on with

me.

He shouldn't psychoanalyze you.

No, he's right.

It's not my name.

It's the stuff with Drew.

I can't focus on anything else.

He won't talk to me.

He hates me.

This stuff with Drew wasn't your fault.

I don't know.

I don't even care whose fault it is.

He's my brother.

So, yeah, I miss him.

It's finally happened.

You broke me.

I will play Halo with you here.

Where?

Where's Where's the other one?

With Steve and stuff?

OK.

Hey.

Juries needs time.

Promise.

Oh, my God.

Well, what's wrong, Steven?

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh my God, This is special skills typing.

EW, we've hung out every day this week.

Yeah, but you're not just you're still not hooking up

with anyone.

Why not?

How come you're not?

I am, just not at this exact moment.

Just seems like a lot of effort to get to

know somebody new or like getting naked with someone new.

Even if I like someone.

So you, you do like someone, I don't know, maybe,

maybe, maybe I could maybe like someone, someone that I,

I barely know who doesn't think of me that way

at all.

So does he know that you like him?

He's it's a girl.

There's someone that I like.

Is a girl What?

You.

Are you hooking up with girls now?

No, I'm not hooking up with anyone.

I just maybe like a girl.

Do you still like guys?

Yeah, of course.

No.

OK.

Hey, don't tell anyone though, OK?

You're the only person I've told.

Really.

You're like my best friend.

Yeah, you're mine too, Katie.

Hey.

Hey.

I just wanted to say I loved everything you workshop

this semester.

Really.

Oh, thanks.

I I liked yours too.

I have.

I I also just want to apologize for the first

day when you read your story about your parakeet.

I it was it was a really good piece.

And I I thought about it a lot, actually.

Just metaphor of it.

No, there wasn't a metaphor.

It's just a Sorry about my parakeet.

Oh, no way.

Sorry.

It's OK.

Yeah.

I I can't wait for a semester to be over.

It's nice to see you.

Yeah.

Lucy.

I wanted to meet my husband.

Honey, this is Lucy.

She's being helping me with my work, transcribing it and

somehow deciphering my handwriting.

Hero.

Then Yeah.

It's nice to meet you, Lucy.

You too.

Would you excuse me?

You having fun, are you?

Oh, don't worry about me, honey.

Yeah, that's going to rub a bite.

Sure, I told him about you.

You have, of course, remember being in school and you

think of your professor is often a silo or you

think they can hardly tell you apart.

But it's not true.

I mean, I learned so much from my students each

year.

It's a little worrying.

No, not at all.

There's been a lot of changing here in this semester.

Thanks.

Merry Christmas.

Wow.

I know, right?

I was like, what do you think?

This is the Paris?

They seem like nice boys.

Wipe off your lipstick.

Meet me in the back room past the stairs.

Could you tell I was freaking out when I first

got you?

You have been painfully, painfully perfect.

Oh God, you want me to stop?

I'm so fucking desperate for you right now.