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KEEP OR TOSS?
TOSS.
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I AIN'T LISTENING TO YOU.
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YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT.
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OUT.
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KEEP OR TOSS?
TOSS AND BURN.
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YOU TRIPPIN'.
I AIN'T LISTENING TO YOU.
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WHY ASK MY OPINION IF YOU'RE
GONNA KEEP EVERYTHING ANYWAY?
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I'M NOT KEEPING EVERYTHING.
THERE'S STUFF IN THIS TOSS BOX.
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TWO PAIR OF 20-YEAR-OLD
PANTIE DRAWERS
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THAT ARE THIS BIG.
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BABY, YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON
IN THE WORLD FOR THIS JOB.
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YOU'RE ATTACHED
TO ALL YOUR OLD CLOTHES.
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YOU NEED TO STOP CLINGING
TO THE PAST.
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JUST LET GO.
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OKAY.
WAIT!
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NOT MY JEANS.
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WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO ALL THE STUFF
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ABOUT CLINGING TO THE PAST?
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I KNOW, BUT THESE ARE
MY OOH WOW WOW JEANS.
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♪ OOH, WOW, WOW ♪
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♪ OOH, WOW, WOW, WOW ♪
JEANS!
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♪ OOH, WOW, WOW ♪
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♪ HE'S GOT SOME STYLE ♪
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JEANS!
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REMEMBER THAT? I DON'T
REMEMBER THAT, I'M SORRY.
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YOU REMEMBER
HOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS...
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ALL THEM GIRLS
USED TO CALL ME "PEACHES."
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I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
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THAT'S BECAUSE MY BUTT USED
TO LOOK LIKE A PEACH IN THIS.
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REMEMBER? LOOK.
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THAT WAS ME. LOOK.
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THAT WAS YOU?
MM-HMM.
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I'M-A SHOW YOU.
I'M-A TRY 'EM ON.
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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I GOTTA GO IN THE BATHROOM
AND PUT 'EM ON.
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WHY YOU GOTTA
GO IN THE BATHROOM?
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BECAUSE IT'S THE ELEMENT
OF SURPRISE.
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WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU GO...
♪ OOH, WOW, WOW ♪
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[ THUDS ]
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[ MICHAEL GRUNTING ]
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MICHAEL, YOU HAVING
TROUBLE IN THERE?
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NO, I-I GOT IT.
I GOT ONE LEG IN ALREADY.
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[ THUDS CONTINUING ]
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MICHAEL!
IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES.
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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU
TO PUT ON ONE PAIR OF JEANS?
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LOOK, DID YOU GET
THE BUTTER OR WHAT?
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HAND ME THE BUTTER.
I GOT THE BUTTER.
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GIVE ME THE BUTTER.
WHAT YOU NEED IT FOR?
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STOP PLAYIN'.
GIMME THE BUTTER
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OR THE TALCUM POWDER
GON' DRY UP.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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WILL YOU JUST HURRY UP?
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OKAY, HERE I COME.
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COURSE THEY FIT.
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THIS HOW THE KIDS...
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THE KIDS ARE WEARING 'EM
LIKE THIS NOWADAYS.
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YOU AIN'T BEEN WATCHING
YOUR VIDEO CHANNEL.
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SEE, THIS IS
CALLED "SAGGIN'."
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I CAN GET IN MY POCKET
LIKE THAT.
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GET MY KEYS, MY WALLET
BACK THERE LIKE THAT.
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ALL I NEED IS A SHIRT
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THAT COMES DOWN TO HERE,
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AND PEACHES
IS BACK IN SEASON.
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YEAH, PEACHES
IS BACK IN SEASON,
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BUT I SEE YOUR PLUMS.
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BABE, YOU GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT
OVER THE YEARS,
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IT'S OKAY.
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YOUR PEACHES HAVE
TURNED INTO PUMPKINS.
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WOW,
THIS SELECTION IS HUGE.
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IT SURE IS.
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NOW, LOOK,
THERE'S THE SALESMAN.
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THIS IS ALL
ABOUT NEGOTIATIONS, JAY,
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SO I NEED YOU TO BE QUIET,
LET ME HANDLE IT
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BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS LOOK
AT WOMEN AS THE WEAK LINK,
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THEN THEY TRY TO SELL EVERYTHING
TO YOU. ALL RIGHT?
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JUST LET ME DO THIS.
WE STICK TO THE PLAN.
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WATCH THE PROFESSIONAL.
AHEM.
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HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
YOU NEED SOME HELP?
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YES, SIR.
HA HA HA.
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I'D LIKE TO BUY
THIS DVD PLAYER
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FOR $100,
AND $100 ONLY.
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FOR $350, YOU CAN GET THIS ONE
WITH ALL THE FUNCTIONS.
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I'LL TAKE IT.
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HERE, JUST PUT IT
ON MY CREDIT CARD.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
HEY, NO TAX ON THAT.
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WE DON'T DO THAT.
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YOU SEE,
IT'S ALL IN THE GAME, JAY.
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WOW, YOU'RE GOOD.
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YEAH, YOU SEE,
I ALMOST GOT NO TAX...
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BABY,
IS THAT DARYL SCOTT?
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NAH.
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NO, THAT'S DARYL SCOTT
FROM HIGH SCHOOL.
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HE'S TOO BUFF
TO BE DARYL.
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NO, BABY, I THINK
THAT'S DARYL SCOTT.
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DARYL?
JAY?
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HEY! OH, MY GOD!
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WHEE! HA HA HA!
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ONE, TWO,
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THREE.
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OH, MY GOSH,
YOU'RE SO STRONG.
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DARYL, YOU KNOW,
YOU ARE LOOKING SO GOOD.
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YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED
SINCE HIGH SCHOOL.
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WELL, THANK YOU, AND YOU ARE
LOOKING PRETTY GOOD YOURSELF.
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WHOO!
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[ COUGHING ]
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I'M SORRY.
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I'M DARYL SCOTT.
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HOW YOU DOING?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
MEET ME?
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IT'S ME... MICHAEL KYLE.
EXCUSE ME?
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WE WERE ON THE SAME BASKETBALL
TEAM TOGETHER, REMEMBER?
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I WAS THE GUY
THAT SET ALL THE PICKS.
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YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME
'CAUSE I'M STANDING UP.
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LOOK.
SEE?
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MICHAEL KYLE!
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YEAH, MAN.
OH, MAN, NO WAY.
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YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT.
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
I LOST MY HAIR.
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NO, YOU THICKENED UP, MAN.
THICKENED?
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YOU TURNED INTO
A FAT, FAT FATTY.
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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WELL, MAYBE I PUT ON
A POUND OR TWO,
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BUT YOU LOOK
LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN
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SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME
IN THE GYM.
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OH, MAN, I AIN'T WORKED OUT
IN AN HOUR OR SO.
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HEY, UM,
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YOU KNOW,
I OWN A GYM, THOUGH.
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REALLY?
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YEAH, YEAH, WE SPECIALIZE
IN EURO TRAINING.
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I'M HERE GETTING
SOME NEW PLASMA TVs
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FOR THE EUROBICS ROOM,
YOU KNOW.
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WELL, YOU CERTAINLY LOOK
LIKE YOU ARE IN SHAPE.
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EUROBICS
IS WORKING.
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MICHAEL, DOESN'T HE LOOK
LIKE HE'S IN SHAPE?
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HE LOOKS...
YEAH, HE'S ALL RIGHT.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
LOOK AT HIS CHEST.
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LOOK AT HIS CHEST.
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OOH, HA HA!
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ALMOST POKED MY EYE OUT.
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UH, UH, UH, UH, UH.
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LOOK, LOOK.
UH, UH, UH, UH.
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THAT AIN'T NOTHING
BUT THE "THRILLER" VIDEO.
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YEAH, IT'S A THRILLER,
ALL RIGHT.
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IT'S A THRILLER.
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ARE THOSE GUNS
FULLY LOADED?
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BAM!
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MICHAEL,
FEEL HIS GUNS.
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LOOK AT IT,
IT'S LIKE, OH, MY GOSH.
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YOU NEED TWO HANDS
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WITH THOSE
LITTLE PUNY FINGERS.
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OW, THE GRIP.
THE GRIP.
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I'M KIDDING.
THERE'S NO GRIP, REALLY.
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HEY, LOOK, LOOK,
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IT WAS SO GOOD TO... I GOTTA BE
GETTING OUT OF HERE,
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BUT IT WAS SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU GUYS.
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WAIT,
ONE MORE SECOND.
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MICHAEL,
TOUCH HIS CHEST.
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I DON'T WANNA
TOUCH HIS CHEST.
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I MEAN, THIS IS
A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME CHANCE.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW
YOU LIKE THAT.
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LOOK, LOOK,
LOOK, LOOK,
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HEY, UM, NOW,
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YOU KNOW,
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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BUT, UM, HERE'S MY CARD.
GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME.
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I'LL HELP YOU GET RID
OF YOUR FRIEND HERE.
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I WASN'T FLEXING.
NOW DO IT.
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OH, THAT'S LIKE
"ALIEN" OR SOMETHING.
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HEY,
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BYE-BYE.
TAKE IT EASY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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HE IS CRAZY, BOY.
THAT DARYL IS SOMETHING ELSE.
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WHOO.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
WHAT WAS WHAT?
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YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH HIM.
FLIRTING, MICHAEL?
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[ IMITATES HER LAUGH ]
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I DON'T LAUGH LIKE
THAT. YES, YOU DO.
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WHEN YOU'RE FLIRTING,
AND NOT ONLY
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DID YOU FLIRT WITH HIM,
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BUT YOU MADE
ME FLIRT WITH HIM.
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WHAT?
DON'T EVER PUT MY HAND
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ON ANOTHER MAN'S MUSCLE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I CAN LOOK JUST LIKE THAT,
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BUT I GOT A FAMILY
I TAKE CARE OF.
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AND A BABY ON THE WAY.
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PSYCH.
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WHAT SMELLS SO GOOD
IN HERE?
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DAD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE REALLY
HAPPY. HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
NO, THANK YOU.
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I'M EATING OUT TONIGHT.
OUT?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
OUTTA THIS BAG RIGHT HERE.
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WHAT IS THAT?
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I'M ON AN 800-CALORIE-A-DAY
DIET, JAY...
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NO FAT, NO CARBS,
NO SUGAR.
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MICHAEL, IS THIS ABOUT
THE TIGHT JEANS SITUATION
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OR THE DARYL SCOTT SITUATION?
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IT'S ABOUT BOTH.
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I AM DETERMINED TO LOSE
15 POUNDS
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BY THE END OF THE MONTH.
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SO YOU GUYS SIT HERE AND EAT
THIS DEAD ANIMAL CARCASS.
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YEP, RIGHT THERE...
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THAT'S THE STUFF
THAT CLOGS UP YOUR ARTERIES.
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ALL THESE
SODIUM-BASED GRAVIES
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THAT RAISE
YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE UP.
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YEP, RIGHT THERE.
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I JUST FELT IT ELEVATE
RIGHT THERE.
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AND ALL THEM SWEET SAUCES
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THAT YOU PUT
IN THESE TATERS...
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THESE SUGARY SAUCES...
THEY GET YOUR BLOOD SUGAR LEVEL
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OVER 600.
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NOT ME,
I'M NOT GONNA EAT THAT.
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I'LL BE SITTING HERE
EATING MY CELERY STICKS,
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FOLLOWED BY SOME
SEAWEED TOFU CROQUETTES.
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EW.
IT'S ACTUALLY VERY GOOD.
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JUST LIKE THAT,
I JUST USE THIS FOR SOME FLAVOR.
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MICHAEL, YOU LOOK GREAT
FOR A MAN YOUR AGE.
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MY AGE?
YEAH.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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YOU LOOK GREAT
FOR A MAN YOUR AGE, MICHAEL.
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YOU'RE JUST ACTING
SILLY RIGHT NOW.
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YOU'RE JUST ACTING
PLAIN OLD SILLY.
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THAT'S ME...
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THE SILLY, SILLY,
FAT, FAT FATTY.
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AND THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WANNA
KEEP ME THAT WAY, JAY.
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BECAUSE OF THIS STUFF HERE
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THAT YOU BE MAKING.
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THIS HERE GOT ME
OVERWEIGHT
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AND UNATTRACTIVE
TO OTHER WOMEN.
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'CAUSE THAT'S THE PLOT.
OH, COME ON.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? AS LONG AS I GOT
THESE CELERY STICKS...
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PUT THAT RIGHT THERE,
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GIVE IT SOME FLAVOR.
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I JOINED DARYL'S GYM,
233
00:09:09,248 --> 00:09:11,082
AND HE TOLD ME
IN THREE WEEKS' TIME,
234
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I'M GONNA HAVE
A CHEST JUST LIKE HIS.
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HERE WE GO.
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ANOTHER MANIC-COMPULSIVE QUEST
BY MICHAEL RICHARD KYLE.
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YEAH, YOU WON'T BE SAYING THAT
WHEN I GOT THE PERCOLATING PECS.
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WATCH THIS.
WATCH WHAT?
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THE PECS.
WATCH THE PECS PERCOLATE.
240
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YOU SEE THAT?
IT MOVED.
241
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TOUCH IT.
TOUCH IT.
242
00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:31,202
THAT'S ASTHMA.
243
00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,605
YOU KNOW YOU GOT ASTHMA.
244
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I'M NOT EATING
WITH YOU GUYS.
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00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,742
OH, MICHAEL, COME ON.
246
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I'M NOT TRYING
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS, BABE.
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A LITTLE BUTTER
FOR MY, UH, CELERY...
248
00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:44,082
FOR YOUR JEANS?
249
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I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
250
00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:53,558
THAT'S IT!
HERE WE GO!
251
00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,170
ONE MORE, ONE MORE.
LAST ONE.
252
00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:56,962
YEAH, THERE WE GO.
253
00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:58,530
YEAH, GET UP HERE.
254
00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,532
OH, MAN.
255
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THANKS FOR THE WORKOUT.
256
00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:03,902
HEY, YO, YO, YO, YO.
257
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,538
THAT WASN'T
THE WORKOUT.
258
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,607
THAT WAS THE PRE-WARM-UP
TO GET YOU READY
259
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FOR THE WARM-UP
TO GET YOU READY
260
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FOR THE PRE-WORKOUT
FOLLOWED BY THE WORKOUT
261
00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:15,113
WHICH PRECEDES
THE POST-WORKOUT.
262
00:10:15,181 --> 00:10:18,249
THEN WE'RE GOING INTO A LITTLE
60-MINUTE WARM-DOWN.
263
00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:20,418
60-MINUTE WARM-DOWN?
WHAT DOES THAT CONSIST OF?
264
00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,821
MOSTLY RUNNING UPHILL,
BUT YOU GET TO WALK BACK DOWN...
265
00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,090
OH, GOOD.
BACKWARDS...
266
00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:27,859
ON YOUR HANDS
WITH ANKLE WEIGHTS.
267
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,328
WE'RE DOING
ALL THAT TODAY?
268
00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:32,030
DO YOU WANT THESE...
269
00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,766
THE PERCOLATING
PECTORALS, HUH?
270
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,102
DON'T YOU WANT 'EM?
YES, THAT'S WHAT I WANT.
271
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IF YOU WANT 'EM,
TOUCH 'EM.
272
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,772
I DON'T WANNA.
TOUCH 'EM.
273
00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,807
THERE'RE PEOPLE AROUND.
TOUCH 'EM!
274
00:10:44,844 --> 00:10:46,455
I WAS CHECKING
HIS HEART RATE
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00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,613
'CAUSE WE JUST
DID THE, UM...
276
00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,649
OKAY, LET'S GET TO WORK.
277
00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:52,517
COME ON OVER HERE.
278
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,529
WE'RE GONNA KICK THINGS OFF
WITH SOME BICEP CURLS.
279
00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:56,254
BICEP CURLS.
GOT 'EM.
280
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,623
NOW, I USUALLY
DO MY PRE-WARM-UP WITH 50s,
281
00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,558
BUT WE GON' START YOU OFF
WITH SOME 10s
282
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:02,327
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T ME.
283
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:04,763
HEY, HEY, HOLD UP.
DON'T PATRONIZE ME.
284
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:07,632
IF YOU DO 50,
I'M DOING 50.
285
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,401
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAKE IT 60.
286
00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,268
YOU WANT 60s?
THAT'S RIGHT.
287
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:12,937
OKAY, YOU GOT IT.
288
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,449
I DON'T WANT 60s, I NEED 60s.
289
00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:16,307
ALL RIGHT.
290
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:17,876
WELL, UH,
291
00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:19,644
WE GON' GET 15 REPS
OF THESE, ALL RIGHT?
292
00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,680
MY CHEST GON' LOOK
LIKE YOURS?
293
00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:23,548
IN-DEED.
294
00:11:25,384 --> 00:11:27,218
LET ME DEMONSTRATE.
295
00:11:27,286 --> 00:11:29,554
NOW, YOU MIGHT
WANNA STEP BACK.
296
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,423
FURTHER.
297
00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:33,058
YEAH?
YEAH.
298
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,726
NO, NO,
A LITTLE FURTHER.
299
00:11:34,794 --> 00:11:36,728
THERE YOU GO.
ALL RIGHT.
300
00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,730
[ GRUNTING LOUDLY ]
301
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EURO!
TRAINING!
302
00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,019
EURO!
TRAINING!
303
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,124
THAT'S ONE.
304
00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:07,792
THAT'S ONE?
305
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:09,761
OKAY, IT'S HEAVY.
306
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,763
IT'S HEAVY, NOW. HOLD ON.
307
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:15,567
HEY, I'M LETTIN'
THESE BABIES GO.
308
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:17,769
HELP ME UP.
HELP ME UP.
309
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,738
THERE YOU GO.
310
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:22,540
ALL RIGHT, LET ME GET THIS.
THAT WAS A HALF.
311
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:25,143
YEAH, NOW YOU GOT
14 1/2 LEFT TO GO.
312
00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,879
YOU AIN'T SAID NOTHING.
1, 2, 3.
313
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,614
THRUST!
COME ON, GIVE IT UP NOW.
314
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,249
1, 2, 3!
315
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,118
WE NEED SOME EFFORT,
COME ON.
316
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,586
OKAY,
317
00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:36,187
HERE IT GOES.
318
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,288
COME ON.
319
00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:38,996
COME ON, JUST LIKE
I DID IT, MAN.
320
00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:40,792
SHAKE IT.
GET LOOSE WITH IT.
321
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,193
COME ON.
322
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,828
MAKING LOVE
TO THE WEIGHT NOW.
323
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:46,164
COME ON.
324
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:49,634
YEAH, ALL DAY LONG,
THERE WE GO.
325
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,337
[ GRUNTING ]
326
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,372
LET ME DO
SOME EURO TRAINING.
327
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,474
Both: EURO!
328
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,612
WE'RE MOVING ON.
329
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,680
ALL RIGHT,
WE'RE GONNA START THIS OFF
330
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:03,982
NICE AND EASY.
ONE.
331
00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,518
THERE WE GO.
TWO.
332
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,453
OH, YEAH,
FEEL THE BURN. THREE.
333
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,054
NOW, EURO TRAINING.
334
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,523
[ GRUNTING ]
335
00:13:11,590 --> 00:13:12,924
EURO! TRAINING!
336
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:14,292
EURO! TRAINING!
337
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,629
[ GRUNTING ]
338
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:21,266
YOUR TURN.
339
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,735
OKAY, THIS IS
A PRETTY GOOD PACE,
340
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,805
BUT WE'RE GONNA KICK THINGS
UP A NOTCH, OKAY?
341
00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,507
ALL RIGHT, YOU MIGHT
WANNA STEP BACK.
342
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:32,944
STEP BACK?
OKAY.
343
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:35,180
[ GRUNTING ]
344
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,956
EURO! TRAINING!
EURO! TRAINING!
345
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,458
[ GRUNTING ]
346
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:51,095
YOUR TURN.
347
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,498
IS MY CHEST GON'
LOOK LIKE YOURS?
348
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,166
IN-DEED.
349
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:57,869
TOUCH IT.
350
00:14:00,806 --> 00:14:02,774
I WAS...
I WAS JUST MAKING SURE
351
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,742
HIS CHAKRA DIDN'T FALL
FROM...
352
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:06,377
OKAY...
353
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,379
I'LL JUST
DO THIS HERE.
354
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,181
RIGHT HERE, LIKE THAT.
355
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:13,918
AND THEN I'M JUST
GON' STRETCH A LITTLE BIT.
356
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,020
GOTTA GET MY THING
LOOSENED UP.
357
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:18,823
JUST A LITTLE BACK...
FOR THE BACK HERE.
358
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,959
AAH!
359
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,528
OH!
360
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,264
THAT'S A GOOD STRETCH.
YEAH, YEAH.
361
00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,333
EURO HAMS.
362
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,868
OKAY. EURO HAMS.
363
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:31,603
LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
364
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:35,440
OKAY, THIS IS COOL.
I GOT THIS.
365
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,408
ALL RIGHT,
THERE YOU GO.
366
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,043
AAH! EURO!
367
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:40,812
COME ON.
COME ON!
368
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,281
COME ON!
369
00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:45,416
COME ON.
370
00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,520
THIS AIN'T BAD.
371
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:51,789
I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.
372
00:14:51,857 --> 00:14:53,358
WHOA.
373
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:56,027
OKAY, LET'S TAKE THIS
UP A NOTCH.
374
00:14:56,095 --> 00:14:57,328
[ GRUNTS ]
375
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,942
[ MICHAEL WHIMPERING ]
376
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,988
MICHAEL, WHAT HAPPENED?!
DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?
377
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,956
NO, NO, IT'S JUST A LITTLE
LACTIC ACID BUILDUP.
378
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,925
HE'S HAVING A HARD TIME
MOVING RIGHT NOW.
379
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,850
HE'LL BE FINE
IN THE MORNING.
380
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,718
IS MY CHEST
GONNA LOOK LIKE YOURS?
381
00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:24,022
IN-DEED.
382
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,657
HEY, UM,
383
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,592
CAN I USE
YOUR FACILITIES, PLEASE?
384
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:30,461
YEAH, IT'S THAT WAY.
IT'S THAT WAY.
385
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,532
I'M GONNA HAVE
THAT WALK, TOO.
386
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,534
DAD, YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU HURT ALL OVER.
387
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,236
I DO, SON.
388
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,048
OH, DOES THAT HURT?
DOES THAT HURT?
389
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,940
DOES THAT HURT?
DOES THAT HURT?
390
00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:43,875
LISTEN, DOES THAT HURT?
DOES THAT HURT?
391
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,411
MICHAEL,
392
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,780
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO YOURSELF?
393
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:52,417
WELL, TODAY, HE HAD ME WORK
CHEST, ABS, LEGS, CHEST.
394
00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:54,752
AND THEN I WORKED
THE UPPER CLEAVAGE,
395
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,989
LOWER CLEAVAGE,
AND THE NECK AREA.
396
00:15:58,057 --> 00:15:59,958
MICHAEL, THIS IS
RIDICULOUS.
397
00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:01,993
YOU CAN'T STICK
TO THIS SILLY WORKOUT
398
00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:04,421
TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH DARYL.
YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF.
399
00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,064
YEAH, BUT WHEN THEY
PUT ME IN THE COFFIN,
400
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,765
AND THEY CROSS MY ARMS,
401
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,001
IT'S GONNA BE
ON A CHEST LIKE THAT, JAY.
402
00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:13,471
GO AHEAD, TOUCH IT.
TOUCH IT.
403
00:16:13,539 --> 00:16:14,906
AAH!
SORRY!
404
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,108
I SAID TOUCH IT,
NOT SMACK IT.
405
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,910
SORRY!
MICHAEL, THIS CAN'T CONTINUE.
406
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,056
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO NEGATIVE
COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, HUH?
407
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,647
"CAN'T, CAN'T,
CAN'T, CAN'T, CAN'T."
408
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,116
WELL, LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING,
409
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,219
"CAN'T" IS NOT A WORD
IN MY VOCABULARY.
410
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,321
GOODBYE.
411
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:41,966
I CAN'T MOVE.
412
00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,935
LET'S GET YOU UPSTAIRS.
413
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,237
YOU'RE GONNA NEED
YOUR REST
414
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:50,108
'CAUSE TOMORROW
WE GONNA GO HARD.
415
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,312
[ WHIMPERING ]
416
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,815
EASY.
417
00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,061
YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING, MOM.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
418
00:17:00,085 --> 00:17:02,420
MY FAULT?
HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?
419
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,489
WEREN'T YOU FLIRTING
WITH MUSCLE BOY?
420
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,901
YEAH, WEREN'T YOU TEASING DAD
ABOUT HIS OOH, WOW, WOW JEANS?
421
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,470
I SUPPOSE...
WELL, YOU STARTED IT,
422
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:12,530
SO YOU NEED TO FIX IT
BEFORE DAD KILLS HIMSELF.
423
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:15,433
IN-DEED.
424
00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:23,274
OOH, BABY,
YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
425
00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,009
YOU THINK?
426
00:17:25,077 --> 00:17:27,578
YES, YOU LOOKIN'
ALL TIGHT AND RIPPED AND STUFF.
427
00:17:27,646 --> 00:17:29,447
LOOK AT YOU.
428
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,983
ARE THOSE WASHBOARD ABS?
IS THAT A 6-PACK I SEE?
429
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,684
OH, BABY.
430
00:17:33,752 --> 00:17:35,520
IT'S A 6-PACK
MINUS 5.
431
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:37,455
NUH-UNH, MICHAEL,
432
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,190
YOU'RE BEING MODEST.
433
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,803
NO, I ONLY LOST 3
1/2 POUNDS. THAT'S IT?
434
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,495
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT,
THOUGH?
435
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,799
DARYL SAID THAT MUSCLE WEIGHS
MORE THAN FAT
436
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,700
SO I PROBABLY LOST
A LOT OF FAT,
437
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,736
AND PUT ON A LOT
OF MUSCLE.
438
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,504
RIGHT, RIGHT,
'CAUSE, SEE, YOU LOST,
439
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,506
WHAT, 3 POUNDS?
3 1/2.
440
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,341
AND THAT'S EQUIVALENT TO,
WHAT, 20?
441
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,876
REALLY?
442
00:17:58,944 --> 00:18:00,578
NO, 30,
443
00:18:00,646 --> 00:18:02,424
'CAUSE YOU ADD THAT
WITH THE DOG YEARS,
444
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:04,182
THAT'S 10 TIMES...
445
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,850
WOW.
446
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,219
YEAH, SO, LIKE, 30 POUNDS,
AND BABY...
447
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:11,589
BRING IT BACK UP.
LOOK AT YOUR CHEST.
448
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,458
YOUR CHEST IS
SO...
449
00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,560
OOH, BOY,
450
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:18,529
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
451
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:21,499
I'M GONNA HAVE TO START
CALLING YOU "CHESTER."
452
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:25,203
IN-DEED.
AAH!
453
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:28,406
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY
THESE JEANS ON RIGHT NOW.
454
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,141
NO.
YES.
455
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,143
NO.
BABY, YES.
456
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,612
NO, THE WAY YOU ARE...
BRING IT BACK UP.
457
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,914
THE WAY YOU ARE LOOKING.
458
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,883
IT'S TOO SOON.
459
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,885
NO, IT'S NOT.
NOT WHAT I SEE.
460
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,520
GO BACK IN THERE.
461
00:18:42,588 --> 00:18:44,355
GO ON, NOW, PEACHES,
462
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,991
'CAUSE THOSE PEACHES
ARE RIPE, BABY.
463
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:48,926
COULDN'T GET
THE CHEST IN THERE.
464
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,828
OH, YEAH, I KNOW,
THE PEACHES ARE RIPE.
465
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,797
GO ON IN THERE.
466
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,665
COME ON, SWEETIE.
467
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:57,435
OOH, LOOK AT THIS.
I'M PAST THIGH LAND.
468
00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,637
OW!
I JUST ZIPPED THE PLUMS.
469
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:03,007
CAREFUL, NOW.
470
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:06,410
WELL, LOOKY THERE.
PEACHES IS BACK.
471
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,613
AAH!
LOOK AT YOU!
472
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,425
♪ OOH, WOW, WOW
LOOK AT ME NOW ♪
473
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,916
JEANS.
474
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:14,385
♪ OOH, WOW, WOW
WATCH THE BOOTY GO POW ♪
475
00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,420
WHOO! LOVE IT!
476
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,624
POW! JEANS.
477
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:23,928
BABY,
YOU LOOK AMAZING
478
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,430
IN THOSE JEANS.
I TOLD YOU.
479
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,633
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU,
480
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,935
AND I JUST WANNA APOLOGIZE
TO YOU, MICHAEL.
481
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,104
IF I HURT YOUR FEELINGS
WHEN I TEASED YOU
482
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,806
ABOUT THE JEANS NOT FITTING,
I'M REALLY SORRY.
483
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,942
IT'S OKAY, BABY.
484
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,311
I JUST ALWAYS WANNA LOOK
GOOD AND SEXY FOR YOU.
485
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:44,282
AND YOU DO, CHESTER.
486
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,317
IN-DEED.
487
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,286
HA HA HA HA. COME ON.
488
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:50,254
HEY, JUST OUT
OF CURIOSITY,
489
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,267
WAS IT HARD TO FIND A PAIR
OF VINTAGE OOH, WOW, WOW JEANS
490
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,158
IN A LARGER SIZE?
491
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,394
YOU'RE ONTO ME?
492
00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,963
SOON AS I TAKE THESE JEANS OFF,
I'M GON' BE ON YOU.
493
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,831
SO YOU'RE NOT MAD
AT ME?
494
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,134
NO, I'M JUST HAPPY
THAT I HAVE A WIFE
495
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,136
WHO ACCEPTS ME
FOR WHO I AM.
496
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,071
OH, AND I DO.
497
00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,806
AND, MICHAEL,
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
498
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,775
REALLY?
YES.
499
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,777
I WAS A SIZE 4
WHEN YOU MARRIED ME,
500
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:14,779
AND NOW I'M A SIZE 6.
501
00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:16,747
OH.
502
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,250
THAT'S SO OPEN
AND HONEST.
503
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,319
I HAVE
A CONFESSION, TOO.
504
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,321
YOU DO?
MM-HMM.
505
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:27,558
WHAT?
YOU'RE A SIZE 8.
506
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,460
STOP LOOKING
AT MY TAGS.
507
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,395
NOW, TOUCH IT.
508
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,231
MM.
509
00:20:33,298 --> 00:20:35,533
IN-DEED.
510
00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,005
THIS AIN'T BAD.
511
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,174
I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.
512
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,875
[ GRUNTS ]
513
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,410
WHOA!
514
00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:48,679
LET'S TAKE IT UP A NOTCH.
515
00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,351
COME ON, COME ON.
516
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:55,820
COME ON!
517
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:57,722
COME ON.
518
00:20:57,789 --> 00:20:59,890
COME ON!
519
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,892
NO MORE FATTY FATTY.
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