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HEY!
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I CHALLENGE YOU TO
A WATER-DRINKING DUEL.
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WHAT THE HECK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU HEARD ME...
A WATER-DRINKING DUEL,
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MANO A MANO, AGUA A AGUA.
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TO THE VICTOR GO THE SPOILS.
HA!
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[ Laughing ] AND WHY
ARE YOU DOING THIS?
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BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF YOU BEATING
ME IN EVERY CONTEST WE HAVE.
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YOU'RE TALLER THAN ME,
STRONGER, FASTER. BETTER-LOOKING.
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YEAH, YOU'RE SEXY WITH YOUR BROAD
SHOULDERS AND YOUR DEFINED PECS.
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BUT I MAY NOT BE ABLE
TO OUTFOOSBALL YOU.
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I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE
TO OUTBOX YOU.
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I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE
TO OUTRUN YOU.
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BUT I CAN DRINK A BOTTLE
OF WATER FASTER THAN YOU.
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I'VE BEEN PRACTICING.
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AND YOU REALLY WANT
TO DO THIS?
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I BELIEVE I MUST.
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OKAY. I MUST WARN YOU THAT
I'M GONNA BEAT YOU AGAIN.
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I LAUGH ON YOUR LAPEL.
HA HA!
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YOU MAY BE SUPERMAN,
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BUT THIS BOTTLE OF WATER
IS YOUR KRYPTONITE... READY?
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OKAY, HOLD ON A SECOND.
LET ME WARM UP MY THROAT.
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OH-OH-UG-UG-UG-UG-UG.
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OKAY.
ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO.
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GO! OH, MAN.
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OH, MAN,
I CAN'T... WHOA.
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LOOK AT... WHOO!
OH, MAN.
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I WIN! IN YOUR FACE, DADDY!
IN YOUR FACE!
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BOOYASHAKA!
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WOW.
I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE CAP OFF.
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YOU GOOD. ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO
THE BEST TWO OUT OF THREE.
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ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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EY-EY-EY-EY-EY.
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OKAY.
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HERE'S YOUR TWO
AND THEN THERE'S THE THREE.
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OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
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YOU GOT THE CAP
OFF THIS TIME?
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READY... SET... GO!
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GO!
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WOW.
HOW YOU... MMM.
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KEEP GOING,
'CAUSE YOU GOT TO DO THREE.
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I WIN AGAIN, DADDY!
IN YOUR FACE, DADDY!
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IN YOUR FACE!
YOU BEEN HYDROLATED.
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OH, MAN,
YOU BEAT ME AGAIN.
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I SURE DID.
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YOU'VE BEEN...
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I BEAT YOU.
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WOW. YOU GOT TO GIVE ME
ANOTHER SHOT, SON.
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LET'S DO THE BEST
52 OUT OF 165, OKAY?
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OKAY, OKAY.
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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING?
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YOU'RE JUST IN TIME FOR THE KYLE
WATER-DRINKING COMPETITION.
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JUNIOR IS LIKE A LITTLE CAMEL.
LOOK AT THIS.
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ALL OF THAT, AND STILL
AIN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM YET.
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YEAH, I DID.
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YOU DID? WHEN?
JUST NOW.
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OH.
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WELL,
FORGET ABOUT ALL THAT.
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I HAVE SOMETHING
MORE IMPORTANT TO DISCUSS.
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THIS SATURDAY
IS SWEETHEART'S DAY.
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SWEETHEART'S DAY?
I NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE.
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I JUST MADE IT UP.
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YOU WANT ME TO BUY YOU A CARD
FOR A DAY YOU JUST MADE UP?
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WHOA, BROTHER.
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I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT A CARD.
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I WANT DIAMONDS.
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DIAMONDS.
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I NEED TO COME UP WITH A HOLIDAY
THAT'S FAKE LIKE THIS.
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YOU DO,
BUT YOU DIDN'T... I DID.
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GOT IT.
HA HA HA!
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OH, YOU'RE IN
THIS LITTLE SCAM, TOO?
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YEAH, I WANT
SOME DIAMONDS, TOO.
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AFTER 16 HOURS
LAYING ON MY BACK,
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TRYING TO SQUEEZE
JUNIOR JUNIOR'S BIG HEAD OUT,
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I WANT A DIAMOND
FOR EVERY STITCH.
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DON'T FORGET ABOUT
THE STRETCH MARKS, GIRL.
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[ LAUGHING ]
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I DIDN'T GET
ANY OF THOSE.
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[ COUGHING ]
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I PROMISE
I'LL GET YOU SOMETHING.
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FOR WHAT?
SWEETHEART'S DAY.
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WHAT'S THAT? YOUR
MOTHER JUST MADE IT UP
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TO EXTORT PRESENTS OUT OF
ALL THE MEN IN THIS FAMILY.
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WELL, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
COUNT ME IN.
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OKAY, SO NOW THAT WE GOT
ALL THAT STRAIGHT,
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Y'ALL CAN GO BACK TO YOUR
STUPID LITTLE DRINKING CONTEST.
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BYE-BYE.
COME ON, LADIES.
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ALL RIGHT,
JUNIOR, LOOK.
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WE GOT TO MAKE THIS
INTERESTING, OKAY?
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WE GOT TO UP THE ANTE,
BECAUSE YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THIS IS WHAT
WE GONNA DO.
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OKAY.
[ GROANS ]
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NOW LET'S SEE HOW GOOD
YOU REALLY ARE.
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YOU DRINK THIS.
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GO AHEAD. COME ON.
YOU THE CHAMP.
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HERE.
TAKE THE TOP OFF FOR YOU.
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READY?
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ON THE COUNT OF 3... LET ME
GET THE TOP OFF FIRST,
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'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'LL JUST
GUZZLE THAT DOWN RIGHT AWAY.
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COME ON.
1... 2... 3... GO!
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MM-MMM.
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Michael: WOW, THAT CERTAINLY IS
IS BEAUTIFUL.
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HOW MUCH IS IT?
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MICHAEL JORDAN!
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EXCUSE ME?
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I DON'T USE
THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN.
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I SAY THE NEXT BEST THING.
THAT'S... THAT'S EXPENSIVE.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE MY WIFE
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ACTUALLY MADE UP A HOLIDAY
CALLED "SWEETHEART'S DAY"
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SO SHE CAN GET
SOME DIAMONDS OUT OF ME?
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OH, YOU GOT OFF EASY.
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I ONCE MADE UP A HOLIDAY
CALLED "HONEY'S WEEK."
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I GOT MYSELF A HOUSE.
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OH, WELL, THE DIAMONDS
ARE NOT THAT BAD, THEN.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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LET ME SEE THE CHEAPER ONE
I WAS LOOKING AT EARLIER.
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YEAH, THESE.
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THAT'S NOT THAT BAD, I MEAN,
FOR SWEETHEART'S DAY.
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IT'S JUST
A NONSENSE HOLIDAY, ANYWAY.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK IT LOOKS LIKE
WHAT IT IS...
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THE CHEAPER ONE.
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SO I SHOULD PROBABLY GO
WITH THAT?
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SHE WILL LOVE IT.
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DO YOU WANT IT IN THE GOLD
SETTING OR THE PLATINUM?
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GOLD OR PLATINUM...
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.
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LET ME CALL HER AND ASK HER...
SEE WHAT MY BABY THINK.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE WEARING MY SHIRT!
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IT'S TOO TIGHT ON YOU!
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IT FITS ME PERFECTLY,
YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!
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WHAT'S THE POINT OF WEARING
A SHIRT THAT'S NOT TIGHT?!
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I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU HAVE TO WEAR MY CLOTHES!
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BECAUSE IT WAS CLEAN!
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
IHEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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LOOK, MY HEAD IS POUNDING
FROM ALL OF THIS ARGUING, OKAY?!
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I AM TRYING
TO FEED THE BABY.
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[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] GET
THAT. I'M SURE IT'S FOR ONE OF YOU.
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ANYONE I WANT TO TALK
TO CALLS MY CELL. DITTO.
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I'LL GET IT.
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HELLO?
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Michael:
HEY, SCHNOOKUMS.
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IS THIS MY FAVORITE GIRL
IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD?
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WHO IS THIS?
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WHO IS... IT'S MICHAEL.
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MICHAEL?
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YEAH, MICHAEL,
YOUR HUSBAND.
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OKAY, MICHAEL,
CUT THE CUTE CRAP, OKAY?
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I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING.
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YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,
SAY IT.
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I'M... YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
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FINE.
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SHE IS GOING TO LOVE THIS.
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SHE SURE IS... I'M GONNA SEND
HER BY AND LET HER LOOK AT IT,
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BUT I'M GONNA GO
WITH THE CHEAPER ONE.
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DO YOU WANT ME TO WRAP IT?
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NO. I'LL JUST PUT IT
IN MY POCKET.
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I'M WITH THAT.
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OOH-HOO!
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ALL RIGHT.
I'M GONNA SEE YOUR TWO PRETZELS
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AND RAISE YOU FIVE
WITH THIS HAND.
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HAS ANYONE BOUGHT
THEIR GIFT YET?
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NO, NO.
I HAVE TO GO DO THAT.
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YEAH, ME TOO.
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I DISCOVERED
SOMETHING TODAY
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THAT WILL CHANGE
THE COURSE OF GIFT-GIVING
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FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
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WHAT DID YOU DISCOVER?
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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JUST BEFORE I SPENT
A BUNCH OF MONEY
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ON A GIFT
FOR YOUR MOTHER,
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I CALLED HER AT HOME, AND SHE
WAS SO MEAN AND NASTY TO ME,
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I ENDED UP BUYING
THE CHEAPER GIFT INSTEAD.
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WHOO.
THAT IS GOOD.
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL YOUR
SIGNIFICANT OTHER ON THE PHONE
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RIGHT BEFORE YOU'RE ABOUT
TO MAKE A PURCHASE,
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AND I GUARANTEE YOU, YOU WILL
SAVE YOURSELF A FORTUNE.
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THAT IS A GOOD IDEA, DAD.
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SEE, WHAT YOU DO
IS YOU CALL HER,
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AND THEN YOU RATE HER ATTITUDE
TOWARD YOU ON A 1-TO-10 SCALE.
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AND THEN,
WHATEVER THAT NUMBER IS,
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THAT'S HOW YOU DETERMINE HOW
MUCH YOU'RE GONNA SPEND ON HER.
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HUH? HUH?
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I THINK WHAT MR. KYLE
IS TRYING TO SAY IS,
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IF YOU CALL YOUR GIRL AND RATE
HER ATTITUDE TOWARD YOU AS 7,
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THEN THAT'S HOW MUCH MONEY
YOU'D SPEND ON HER... $70.
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EXACTLY,
AND IT'S GUILT-FREE SAVINGS.
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OOH. HEY, DAD.
WHAT DID YOU RATE MOM TODAY?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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A 3.
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OH, MAN.
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MAMA GOT A 3, Y'ALL.
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OH, THAT IS
A DARN GOOD SAVINGS.
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HERE'S THE GIFT.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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THIS IS HOW
I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HER...
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"HERE'S YOUR GIFT, BABY.
HAPPY SWEETHEART'S DAY."
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OH.
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SO, FRANKIE, BABY,
DID YOU TRY OUT MY PLAN?
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YES, AND, AS MUCH AS IT PAINS ME
TO TELL YOU, MR. KYLE,
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KADY WAS A TAD SHORT WITH ME
ON THE PHONE, AS WELL.
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ISN'T EVERYBODY SHORT
WITH YOU, FRANKLIN?
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[ LAUGHING ]
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SIT DOWN, BOY.
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DID YOU TRY OUT
THE SYSTEM?
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YEP,
AND IT SAVED ME $20.
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OH, SHE WAS MEAN TO YOU
ON THE PHONE?
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YEAH, I THINK SO. SHE CALLED ME
"THE THING STUCK TO THE RING."
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OH, THAT IS GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD.
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LOOK AT THOSE WOMEN
IN THERE.
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THEY HAVE NO IDEA THAT THEY HURT
THEMSELVES BY HURTING US.
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Tony: HEY, GUYS.
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OH, TONY'S HERE.
DID YOU TRY OUT THE SYSTEM?
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I'M ABOUT TO.
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THIS IS A PROMISE RING
I GOT FROM A JEWELRY STORE,
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AND THIS IS A PROMISE RING
I GOT FROM A GUMBALL MACHINE
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OUTSIDE
OF THE JEWELRY STORE.
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LET'S SEE WHICH ONE SHE GETS
AND WHICH ONE GETS RETURNED.
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HERE SHE COMES.
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HEY, SWEETHEART.
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DON'T "SWEETHEART" ME.
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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE
A HALF HOUR AGO.
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EVERYBODY ELSE IS HERE.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU LOSER?
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NO PROBLEM AT ALL.
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GUMBALL MACHINE?
GUMBALL MACHINE.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS,
AND I WANT TO GO FIRST
228
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TO SHOW YOU GUYS
HOW THE PRO GETS IT DONE.
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LADIES, LADIES, MAY WE HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
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YOU SURE MAY.
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IN HONOR
OF SWEETHEART'S DAY,
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CREATED BY
THE LOVELY SWEETHEART HERSELF,
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MS. JANET MARIE KYLE,
234
00:09:23,763 --> 00:09:26,498
WE THE MEN IN YOUR LIVES
HAVE GIFTS FOR YOU.
235
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OH!
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AND I, BEING
THE ELDER STATESMAN,
237
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WOULD LIKE TO GO FIRST.
238
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OH!
I'M FIRST.
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JAY KYLE,
OPEN YOUR GIFT, BABY.
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THANK YOU, BABY!
241
00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,310
THANK YOU FOR MY DIAMOND...
PEARLS.
242
00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:40,946
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL,
AREN'T THEY?
243
00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,013
UM...
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00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:45,750
YES,
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, MICHAEL.
245
00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,596
AND, YOU KNOW, MICHAEL,
IT'S NOT THE GIFT.
246
00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,231
IT'S THE THOUGHT,
IT'S THE ACKNOWLEDGMENT
247
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THAT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME,
SO THANK YOU.
248
00:09:52,124 --> 00:09:53,502
IF YOU LIKED THOSE,
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
249
00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:55,671
WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE GOT
IF YOU HADN'T BEEN... OH!
250
00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,228
YOU SEE THAT HORNET?
251
00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,308
THERE WAS A HORNET THAT LANDED
RIGHT THERE ON YOUR HEAD, MAN.
252
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,099
GOOD THING I CHASED IT AWAY.
253
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,611
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU
TO GET STUNG.
254
00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,346
WELL, THANK YOU FOR SAVING,
MR. KYLE.
255
00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:06,838
BUT AS I WAS SAYING
TO MRS. KYLE, YOU... OW!
256
00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:10,075
IT MUST HAVE COME BACK.
ARE YOU USING HONEY SHAMPOO?
257
00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:13,211
NO!
NO, LAVENDER.
258
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,347
OH, MAN.
BUT AS I WAS SAYING...
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00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:18,049
LISTEN, STUPID!
260
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,485
HE'S-KA TRYING-KA
261
00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:24,089
TO-KA TELL-KA YOU-KA
262
00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:28,660
NOT-KA TO-KA SAY ANYTHING-KA
263
00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:32,263
ABOUT THE WOMEN
RATING SYSTEM-KA.
264
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:38,303
IT'S A SECRET.
SHH-KA.
265
00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,972
WHAT THE KA IS GOING ON
AROUND HERE?
266
00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:44,209
OH, NO, NO.
SHE BROKE THE CODE, MAN.
267
00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,144
OHH. MNH-MNH-MNH.
268
00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,246
SOMEBODY BETTER
TELL ME SOMETHING.
269
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,648
IT'S A REALLY
FUNNY STORY.
270
00:10:49,715 --> 00:10:52,784
I WILL PROTECT YOU, TONY.
GO AHEAD. TALK TO ME.
271
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,953
MR. KYLE HAD THIS
INTERESTING NEW IDEA WHERE,
272
00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,621
BEFORE WE BOUGHT
YOU GUYS A GIFT,
273
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,957
WE CALLED YOU AND RATED
YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARD US
274
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ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10.
275
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:01,960
IT WAS A GAG.
276
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,261
YOU GOT A 3.
277
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,562
A 3?!
278
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:05,864
A 3?!
279
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:09,000
THE SCALE WAS ON
A SCALE OF 1 TO 3,
280
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:12,037
AND IT WAS BACKWARDS,
AND SO YOU CAME OUT ON TOP.
281
00:11:12,104 --> 00:11:14,372
NO, NO, NO, IT WASN'T.
282
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,776
BUT... BUT IT WASN'T
JUST ME, BABY.
283
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:19,611
WE ALL DID IT...
ALL THE GUYS.
284
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,280
WE ALL GOT YOU... YEAH, WE DID.
SHOW HER YOUR GIFT.
285
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,949
FOR YOU, MY LOVE.
286
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:27,652
[ GASPS ]
DIAMONDS, FRANKLIN.
287
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,388
HOW SWEET. SO CUTE.
288
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,792
WELL, I KNOW
TONY, TONY...
289
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,794
YOU KNOW, TONY'S
PROBABLY GOT SOMETHING.
290
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:36,761
WHAT ABOUT YOU,
TONY?
291
00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,730
GIVE HER
THE GUMBALL THING.
292
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:40,665
NO, I GOT THAT
FOR MY MOM.
293
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,802
ANYWAY,
THIS IS FOR YOU.
294
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,671
[ GASPS ]
OH, A DIAMOND.
295
00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:49,107
TONY, THANK YOU.
OH, I LOVE IT.
296
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:50,742
[ SMOOCHES ]
297
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,545
I KNOW JUNIOR DIDN'T GET
NO DIAMOND, RIGHT?
298
00:11:53,612 --> 00:11:55,346
YOU'RE TOO DUMB
TO GET HER DIAMONDS.
299
00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:57,382
NO, I'M NOT.
NO?
300
00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:00,285
BABY, I GOT YOU
THE DIAMOND YOU WANTED
301
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,087
WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING.
302
00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,789
I SAVED UP MONEY FOR IT
BY SKIPPING LUNCH, GIVING BLOOD,
303
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,459
AND SELLING MY HAIR
FOR HAIR TRANSPLANTS.
304
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,561
ANYWAY, HAPPY
SWEETHEART'S DAY, BABY.
305
00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:12,097
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THANK YOU, JU-JU!
306
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:13,998
YOU'RE WELCOME, BABY!
307
00:12:14,066 --> 00:12:15,143
MMM! MMM! MMM! MMM! MMM! MMM!
308
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,168
I LOVE YOU, TONY!
309
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:19,904
I LOVE YOU, FRANKLIN.
310
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:21,940
YOU A JERK.
311
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,309
OH, HE WAS GONNA THROW IT
ON YOUR HEAD LIKE THAT.
312
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,644
REMEMBER THAT?
OH!
313
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:31,182
Jay:
UNBELIEVABLE.
314
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:32,016
THE MAN RATES ME A 3...
A 3, LORD.
315
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,161
Jay:
UNBELIEVABLE.
316
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:34,329
THE MAN RATES ME A 3...
A 3, LORD.
317
00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:35,831
I SHOULD BE A 6
FOR JUST MARRYING HIM.
318
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,899
COME ON, JAY. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO TAKE IT TO THE LORD.
319
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,824
THIS IS NO BIG DEAL.
320
00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,360
MICHAEL, YOU SAID I WAS A 3...
A 3? A 3, MICHAEL?!
321
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,429
OKAY, BUT, LISTEN,
IN ALL FAIRNESS TO ME,
322
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,865
YOU WERE REALLY MEAN WHEN I
CALLED YOU FOR NO REASON AT ALL.
323
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,533
NO REASON?!
324
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,036
WHAT DO YOU THINK...
I'M JUST PSYCHOTIC?
325
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,038
THAT I JUST GO BERSERK
AT THE DROP OF A DIME?
326
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,641
WELL...
SHUT UP!
327
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,811
MICHAEL, THERE WAS A REASON
WHY I WAS SHORT WITH YOU.
328
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:01,279
THIS HOUSE WAS IN CHAOS.
329
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:02,824
THE KIDS WERE FIGHTING.
I WAS TRYING TO FEED THE BABY.
330
00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,282
I AM VERY SORRY
331
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,128
THAT I DIDN'T GIVE YOU
THE PROPER LOVE AND AFFECTION
332
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,696
YOU FELT YOU HAD COMING
AT THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT,
333
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,354
BUT I MISTAKENLY THOUGHT
334
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,923
THAT YOU WERE THE ONLY MAN ON
EARTH I COULD BE UNGUARDED WITH.
335
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,631
SEE, BUT,
AT THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT...
336
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:17,228
AND LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT
PARTICULAR MOMENT, SHALL WE?
337
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,898
YES, WE SHALL.
338
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:23,668
NOW, YOU ARE SAYING TO ME...
[ LAUGHING ]
339
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,639
...IN THIS BIG SCHEME
OF YOURS,
340
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:30,842
THAT ANY EXPRESSION OF LOVE
THAT YOU GIVE TO ME
341
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:33,511
IS SOLELY DEPENDENT
UPON HOW I ACT TOWARDS YOU
342
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,814
AT SOME PARTICULAR
RANDOM MOMENT OF YOUR CHOOSING.
343
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,882
WELL, THAT'S
THE INITIAL IDEA, BUT...
344
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:42,120
AND I GUESS I GET NO CREDIT
FOR RUINING MY BODY...
345
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:45,857
AND GIVING BIRTH TO YOUR
THREE BIG-HEADED KIDS.
346
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,092
WHAT WAS MY SCORE
ON THAT, MICHAEL?
347
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,495
AND WHAT WAS MY SCORE
348
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,844
WHEN I WAS WORKING THE NIGHT
SHIFT AT THE SUPERMARKET,
349
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,333
TRYING TO HELP YOU GET YOUR
TRUCKING COMPANY OFF THE GROUND,
350
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:58,336
AFTER WATCHING LITTLE JUNIOR
ALL DAY LONG?
351
00:13:58,404 --> 00:14:03,274
AND WHAT WAS MY SCORE
ON LOVING YOU
352
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,343
WHILE YOU WERE
LOSING YOUR HAIR?
353
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,022
"AM I LOSING MY HAIR?
AM I LOSING MY HAIR?
354
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:08,957
IS MY HAIR ON THE PILLOW?
IS IT THIN IN THE BACK?
355
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,692
IS IT THIN IN THE BACK?
IS IT THIN IN THE BACK?"
356
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:13,518
WHAT WAS MY SCORE
ON THAT, BALDY?!
357
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:18,556
10?
358
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,959
DAMN RIGHT IT WAS A 10!
359
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:24,262
MICHAEL, NOT ONLY DID YOU HURT
ME, BUT YOU DID IT PUBLICLY.
360
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,631
YOU MADE A JOKE OUT OF IT.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
361
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:33,972
IT DIDN'T GO
THAT FAR BACK.
362
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:39,143
OKAY, WHO WANTS
MORE BLUEBERRY WAFFLES?
363
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,111
ME, ME!
ME, ME! ME, ME!
364
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,546
ROUND TWO... COMING UP.
365
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,981
Michael:
HOLD UP.
366
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:47,552
ARE THOSE JAY'S FAMOUS
BLUEBERRY WAFFLES THAT I SMELL?
367
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,621
THEY SURE ARE.
368
00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:53,024
ONLY THING I LOVE MORE THAN
THOSE WAFFLES IS JAY HERSELF.
369
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,260
[ LAUGHS ]
4.
370
00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,595
YOU'RE RATING ME
ON WALKING INTO THE KITCHEN?
371
00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,497
I'M SORRY.
DOES THAT SEEM UNFAIR TO YOU?
372
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,933
DON'T YOU LIKE BEING JUDGED
AT MY WHIM?
373
00:15:02,001 --> 00:15:04,969
I DON'T MIND. I JUST THOUGHT
I DID BETTER THAN A 4.
374
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,772
THERE'S NO JURY HERE, MICHAEL.
THERE'S NO INSTANT REPLAY.
375
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,807
IT'S ALL UP TO ME,
AND I SAY 4!
376
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,109
4?
377
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:13,878
HERE.
ENJOY YOUR BREAKFAST.
378
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,114
WHAT'S THIS...
UNCOOKED BACON?
379
00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:17,916
WHAT I AM SUPPOSED
TO DO WITH THIS?
380
00:15:17,983 --> 00:15:19,550
WHAT ABOUT
THE BLUEBERRY WAFFLES?
381
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,386
NO, THE BLUEBERRY WAFFLES
ARE FOR MY 10s.
382
00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:22,820
EVERYBODY HERE GOT A 10?
383
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,455
10.
10.10.
384
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,424
10-KA.
385
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,826
ENJOY YOUR BACON.
386
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:40,371
HOW'S THAT LOOK, SON?
CAN YOU TELL THAT IT'S BACON?
387
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,673
THAT'S YOU.
388
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:46,044
OKAY.
389
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,645
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
390
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:49,257
CAN WE STOP THIS ALREADY?
2.
391
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:53,017
WHAT'S THAT? I GIVE
YOUR APOLOGY... A 2.
392
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:54,652
AND WHAT DO I GET FOR A 2?
393
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,022
OH, WELL, FOR A 10, YOU WOULD
HAVE GOTTEN ALL OF THIS,
394
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:01,326
MICHAEL, ALL NIGHT LONG,
IN THE OUTFIT OF YOUR CHOICE.
395
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:02,727
AND FOR THE 2?
396
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:07,065
FOR THE 2, YOU GET 5 MINUTES
ALONE IN THE BATHROOM
397
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,701
WITH A COPY OF "TROUT MONTHLY"
398
00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,636
AND NONE OF THIS...
399
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,938
NONE OF THIS,
MICHAEL.
400
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:16,074
NONE OF THIS.
401
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,876
NONE. NONE.
402
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,385
FRANKLIN,
I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
403
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:29,921
OHH, THAT'S
THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR.
404
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,656
YOU'VE GOT MANY PROBLEMS,
405
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,525
BUT WHICH PROBLEM IN PARTICULAR
DO YOU WANT ME TO FOCUS ON?
406
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:36,761
THE SWEETHEART'S DAY
PROBLEM.
407
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,698
OH, SO YOU MEAN
THE SWEETHEART'S DAY "DEBACLE"?
408
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:43,801
YOU MEAN
THE SWEETHEART'S DAY "MASSACRE"?
409
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:47,438
YOU MEAN THE NIGHTMARE
ON "SWEETHEART'S DAY"?
410
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,941
"YES,
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN."
411
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,542
LOOK, MR. KYLE,
412
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,278
AS SOON AS TONY OPENED
HIS BIG MOUTH, YOU WERE DOOMED.
413
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,814
NOW ALL YOU CAN DO IS ADMIT
YOU WERE WRONG, GROVEL,
414
00:16:56,882 --> 00:16:58,182
AND HOPE FOR THE BEST.
415
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,584
I'VE DONE ALL THAT,
416
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,396
AND IT'S STILL GOT ME
SLEEPING ON THE COUCH.
417
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,489
WELL, YOU HAVE TO MAKE MRS. KYLE
FEEL LIKE SHE'S A 10.
418
00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:05,990
AND HOW DO I DO THAT?
419
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:10,828
SIMPLE... LAVISH HER
WITH "AT-TEN-TION."
420
00:17:10,896 --> 00:17:12,330
[ CHUCKLES ]
421
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,009
AND WHAT IF THAT
DOESN'T WORK?
422
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:18,870
WELL, THEN, IT BECOMES
SWEETHEART'S DAY OF "THE CORN."
423
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:20,905
[ LAUGHING ]
424
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,345
[ LAUGHING ]
425
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:34,018
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
426
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,920
MMM.
SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD.
427
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:43,561
[ French accent ] THE SOMETHING
YOU SMELL IS A PORK ROAST,
428
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:47,799
BROWNING LOVINGLY
AND GLAZED TO PERFECTION
429
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,934
IN THE "HHH-OVEN."
430
00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,903
IN THE HHH-OVEN?
431
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,738
IN THE HHH-OVEN.
432
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,173
AND WHY ARE YOU IN A TUX?
433
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,708
BECAUSE I'M TRYING
TO LOOK GOOD FOR MY...
434
00:17:57,776 --> 00:18:00,812
HOW DO YOU SAY... BABY.
435
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:02,713
AND WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN?
436
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:05,950
WELL, SO THEY WOULD NOT
BOTHER US FOR THE EVENING,
437
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,752
I HAD THEM ALL KILLED.
438
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,120
OH.
439
00:18:09,188 --> 00:18:11,522
THAT'S ACTUALLY KADY IN THE OVEN
AND COOKING RIGHT NOW.
440
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,724
OH, HOW DELIGHTFUL.
441
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,693
OH, YES, PLEASE, HAVE
A SEAT, MADEMOISELLE.
442
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,361
THANK YOU.
443
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,189
MAY I POUR YOU
A GLASS OF VINO?
444
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,999
YOU MAY.
445
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:23,578
[ CHUCKLES ]
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
446
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,069
OH, OH.
447
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,212
I WILL JOIN YOU.
448
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:38,282
NOW, MAY I MASSAGE
YOUR FEET?
449
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,884
NO, MICHAEL,
THAT'S GOING TOO FAR.
450
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,186
Shh!
451
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:47,091
LET ME MASSAGE THE LOVELY FEET,
POUR A LITTLE WINE.
452
00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:49,760
NO, MICHAEL, THAT'S UNNECESSARY.
NO... AAH!
453
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,706
LUBRICANT AND TO KILL
THE GERMS.
454
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:55,333
WHOA-OH.
455
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,734
HOW DOES THAT FEEL?
456
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,236
OOH.
457
00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,605
IT FEELS GOOD, HUH, YES?
OOH.
458
00:19:00,672 --> 00:19:01,739
YES? NO?
459
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,674
YES.
I'LL TAKE THAT AS "YES."
460
00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,743
OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.
461
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,021
NO.
I LOVE THE FEET.
462
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:09,213
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
463
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:13,050
OKAY, LISTEN,
I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
464
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,253
I REALLY DO,
AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT,
465
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,722
BUT I'M NOT READY
TO NOT BE ANGRY AT YOU.
466
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,090
I'M SORRY.
467
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,827
[ Normal voice ] I KNOW.
AND I DON'T BLAME YOU.
468
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:27,265
HERE'S THE APOLOGY I SHOULD HAVE
GIVEN YOU EARLIER.
469
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,034
JAY, I WAS WRONG.
470
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,370
YOU AND I HAVE BEEN
THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER,
471
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,772
AND EVEN THOUGH WE HAD
UPS AND DOWNS,
472
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,241
YOU'VE ALWAYS
BEEN THERE FOR ME.
473
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,876
I LOST SIGHT OF THAT,
474
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,313
BUT I DO LOVE YOU.
475
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:46,717
I LOVE YOU FOR GIVING ME
THREE BIG-HEADED KIDS.
476
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,953
AND I LOVE YOU FOR BEING
THE BEST WOMAN
477
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,488
THAT A MAN COULD EVER HAVE.
478
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,991
AND AS FAR
AS I'M CONCERNED,
479
00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:56,394
WITH YOU, EVERY DAY
IS SWEETHEART'S DAY...
480
00:19:57,563 --> 00:19:59,274
...EVEN THOUGH
YOU MADE IT UP.
481
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:02,166
DO YOU REALLY MEAN THAT,
MICHAEL?
482
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,869
I REALLY DO.
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A 10 TO ME.
483
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:08,072
THANK YOU.
484
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:13,077
WELL?
485
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,749
UH, YEAH.
486
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:20,051
UM...
487
00:20:20,118 --> 00:20:21,185
9.
488
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,554
A 9?
I SEE 9.
489
00:20:23,622 --> 00:20:25,590
I'M SORRY. IT'S A 9.
9's GOOD.
490
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:27,769
OKAY, WELL, YOU'RE DEFINITELY
GONNA MAKE IT A 10
491
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,061
ONCE YOU SEE THE DIAMOND
I GOT YOU.
492
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:31,229
[ GASPS ]
WHERE IS IT?
493
00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,997
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
494
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:36,033
IT'S DEFINITELY A RING.
495
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:44,108
WHOO!
[ LAUGHING ]
496
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,444
COME ON, JAY.
I'M SORRY.
497
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:48,089
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS.
498
00:20:48,113 --> 00:20:49,447
CAN WE STOP THIS ALREADY?
499
00:20:49,514 --> 00:20:52,583
[ LAUGHING ]
500
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,813
IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF
LIKE A FUNNY...
501
00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,588
I WILL PROTECT YOU.
GO AHEAD...
502
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:58,756
THERE'S A BEE.
503
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:00,358
GO UPSTAIRS
AND GET SOMETHING...
504
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,437
YOU BETTER PUT SOMETHING
ON THAT... SOME OINTMENT.
505
00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:04,462
[ LAUGHTER ]
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