Original subtitles

- Previously on "Below Deck"...

- I just feel like Rocky's here more for fun than for career.

- Yeah. Yes. - Maybe if you could help her...

- We can teach this girl.

- You want to pay attention to this corner, like--

And then this need to be, like-- This whole thing tucks in there.

So you kind of just give it a fluff and a chop.

- It's so much work.

- You're quite the talented chef.

Tell me how you started.

- I started working on cruise ships.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Cruise ships are the Walmart,

and yachts are the Neiman Marcus.

This guys is clearly not a yachtie.

- Emile just asked me out on a date!

- Ah!

- Who's the last girl you dated?

- I don't date. I mate. Wine and dine, 69.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That date was like nails on a chalkboard,

like-- [imitates scratching]

- Let me just give you a kiss good-bye.

- No, no, I don't want to be touched. I'm good.

- In the case of Eddie and his girlfriend,

it doesn't seem like absence makes the heart grow fonder.

- I think at this point, I wanted to give you my notice.

- Did you just actually quit?

- Considering we're down-- What's your consensus on that?

- Great.

- I don't think it really makes a difference.

- Sháá.

Damn it.

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[upbeat music]

- God, is it gonna get cold?

Has anybody seen the actual weather?

- It feels really cold.

- Yeah. - Let's see here.

High of 64, low of 50. - Ohh.

- Of course, the one day we have off, it's horrible.

- Yeah.

- Mm, fresh sheets.

[playful music]

♪♪ ♪♪

Oh, I want alone time.

- Alone time with me? - No.

- Oh, wrong answer.

I had a great time with Rocky.

She's a girl that you'll have to work for,

so it will be fun to see if I can score.

- What do I want in a dude? - Old.

- In a man? - Age.

- Emile's just definitely too young.

I want a man that sweeps me off my feet,

can hold his own liquor,

and these little, like, pickup lines

are not really doing it for me.

I need charming.

Experienced. - Experienced.

I'm very experienced.

[snorts]

- Could there be a second date?

No, I'm-- No. No.

Give me double high five.

Unh!

- Got a new deckhand coming in tomorrow.

- Well, before the new deckhand comes,

if you want to move into my room,

now would be the only time.

- I need a slight break from Emile right now.

Kate? - I would love it.

I encourage Connie

to move into my room for purely selfish reasons.

I know that I would get along with Connie,

but I'm not so sure about Don's replacement.

- It'll be good for Emile and I,

because he's just a little young right now.

- He's so young and dumb.

Like, he's intelligent,

but he's not, like, world-experience smart.

- But one day he will, and he'll be a really nice person.

- Yachting will probably do it to him.

[upbeat music]

- Do you want this last piece? - No, go for it, bro.

I've got to eat that and finish this.

Where's Rocky? - I don't know.

- She seems okay. - Yeah.

I think I'm gonna go to California.

- What's in California? - [chuckles] Rocky's family.

- Emile is in way over his head.

Heart of gold but clueless about women.

- She's interesting. - Yeah.

- She's the most interesting woman.

- How was your date with Emile?

- He got super hammered. - [laughs]

- I do have to nip it in the bud.

Emile's so cute, and he's got all these amazing things,

but, like, almost, and then you open your mouth,

and I'm like...

You know what, though? He's really nice to me.

- No, he's super nice. Y'all were cute last night.

Like, y'all were at this little picnic table by yourself.

- Yeah, uh-huh. Can you stop it?

- Hey. - Oh, Eddie-boy.

- I'd rather do Eddie than Emile.

I want a man. I need a man.

I wants a man.

- It's so windy. - It's howling.

It's actually really stupid to clean a boat in this wind.

- Okay. Well...

[upbeat music]

- Oh!

♪♪ ♪♪

- Eddie, Kate, and Chef,

I need you three up in the wheelhouse.

- Thank you, sir.

- Thank you.

- Uh, we have Kevin Johnson.

He owns several restaurants in Tahoe and Reno.

Tim's his good friend.

He works with him. Butterfly-cut filet.

Why do I see a "well-done" coming?

- Do you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna do beef cheeks.

- This is the second charter in a row

that Leon wants to serve beef cheeks.

Maybe he should start thinking outside the box,

Kobe beef, filet, anything else but beef cheeks.

- Wife's named Brittani.

You don't see too many ladies drinking Johnnie Walker

and 1942 tequila.

That's impressive.

Water activities-- the weather may not cooperate.

- If the wind is whipping, it's gonna be tough

pulling the Jet Skis off the top.

- Yeah, it's gonna be iffy.

- When you have bad weather,

you've got to come up with a lot of activities

to entertain the guests,

because deckhands don't have to do anything

because they can't take out the water toys.

But for the interior, that means the guests

are inside all the time,

which only means more work for me and Amy.

- Done. - Thanks.

- Thanks, guys, appreciate it.

[playful music]

- Kate, I'm gonna move stuff. - Go for it.

- Are you taking the top or bottom, or what--

- I'm bottom. - Yeah.

[grunts]

I'm super excited I have Kate as a roommate.

It's a girl.

I can sleep comfortably naked,

and I don't have to wake up any longer

to Emile's little tiny morning wood in my face.

I've got a lot of things I need to deal with

when I get back home.

My girlfriend cheated on me last charter season.

It's a fáááed-up relationship,

but that doesn't mean I want to give up on her.

But right now it's all I can think about.

Go, do what you want.

Do whatever you want, sweetie.

- You okay, roomie?

- I'm good.

- Connie left me for another woman.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- We're riding some serious laundry waves.

When I'm in the laundry closet,

I feel like I'm stuck in this prison.

[sighs]

But I am not going to be miserable

for the rest of the season.

I just have to keep trying.

♪♪ I'm in the laundry room getting weird ♪♪

[laughs]

[playful music]

- Lelani, I'm good, baby girl. I'm good.

Daddy's a little bit busy at work, that's all,

but I miss you.

I miss my girls like crazy.

Hi, Kasha, how are you?

I love you. You're gonna go to a show?

What type of show are you gonna see?

Is your bedroom all neat and tidy?

Getting ready to go?

I can't even put in words how much I love them.

They're my inspiration in life to go on and push forward.

Bye-bye, love you. Kiss, kiss.

Ciao, bye. Bye.

They're my world, without a doubt.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, guys. We have less than an hour.

- Hey, Eddie, one of the carts just blew off the dock.

- Fááá, five knots. - It's howling.

- I need everybody on deck in their whites in ten.

- Copy.

♪♪ ♪♪

- Okay, I'm going.

- Put on that stew face.

It's time to earn that tip.

- Five minutes, everybody. Five minutes.

[cork pops] - Opa!

- Oh, it's pretty windy, and it's pretty cold.

- All right, they're on their way.

- Look at that. That is sick.

- As soon as they get on, fly down there.

Get that fáááing luggage on board.

Everything's got to move really fast.

- I cannot wait to get on this boat and have a good time.

- We're not cold.

- Okay.

- Good morning. - How you doing?

- Come on on.

- Hi, nice to meet you. - How are you? Captain Lee.

- Hi, nice to meet you. - How you doing? Kevin.

Nice meeting you. - Hi.

- Captain Lee. - How you doing?

- Welcome aboard "Eros." - Yes.

- It's a little breezy, but we'll get through it.

Kate is your chief stew.

She'll show you around the boat,

and we're gonna get under way shortly.

So you guys ready to have a good time?

- Yeah, let's do this. [all cheering]

all: Cheers. - Okay, go ahead, Kate.

- All right, right this way. It's a beautiful boat.

- Emile, Connie, Eddie, get the luggage.

- This is the main salon. - Wow.

- If the weather gets any more inclement,

you can always dine right here.

- Up. Fááá.

- This master is a split level. - Wow.

- Oh, my God. - Beautiful panoramic view.

- Wow, I'm home. I'm home.

- Make yourself comfortable.

We'll see how they feel after being stuck inside

for a few days.

What kind of shots do you guys want to do?

- I'll do a shot of Don Julio.

- I don't think they were able to source that out.

- Oh, you're killing me.

I put it on my preference sheet.

- Everybody put it on their preference sheet, I think.

- I guess they didn't take that seriously.

- Um, this is not good.

- I was having a nice time here,

and you got to go screw everything up.

Thanks a lot.

- We have Patrón, lots of Patrón.

No? - Eh.

- Let me go check the upstairs bar.

- Have you seen another tequila besides Patrón and that?

- Tequila? - Yeah.

- Herradura?

- No, I have it down in the bar,

but he wanted 1942, but I couldn't get it.

I've noticed guests put a lot of things

on their preference sheets that they never ask for.

So if something's difficult to get,

I'm not gonna bend over backwards

with our short amount of time.

But now that Kevin's here and asking for it,

I realize it's important.

Yes, hello, I was wondering if you have Don Julio 1942?

It's kind of an emergency.

- We're gonna do both bowlines first.

As soon as they're clear, I'm moving.

Where it's gonna get tricky is, I'm gonna have

to angle past that sign a little bit

before I kick it over, because once we get broadside,

we get a 25- or 30-knot gust--

- We're gonna be in trouble. - It could be, yeah.

- Hey, I ever show you this trick before?

- Oh, here. all: Oh!

- Your frickin' thumb came off.

- Let me know when the deck crew's in position.

- We're ready to go.

- All right, let's go. - All right, Emile.

- Ugh.

- Emile, you got both bowlines clear?

- I'm working on it. - What's taking so long?

- 40, 50 feet off the starboard,

we have a rock jetty,

and if the wind's blowing the wrong direction,

it'll carry us onto that jetty if we don't clear in time.

- Lee, is everything okay up there?

Does he need a hand?

- He's fáááing killing me.

- Strawberry daiquiri. - Thank you so much.

- Oh, you're so welcome.

- Sucks there's no '42, though.

- We're try-- Like...

[inhales] Should've rechecked that provision order.

Sorry we couldn't get that out here.

There are certain things that are kind of standard.

- Right. - And then when there's

really unique items, it's harder to get it.

Ooh, my goodness. Wow.

[laughter]

- Both bowlines off.

- Let's hustle.

That wind's got us already off the dock.

- Starboard side 45 foot off jetty.

- 35 feet starboard.

- Stand clear, jetty. - All right.

- Deck crew, let's get these fenders in.

♪♪ ♪♪

- Get it out of the way. I can't fáááing see.

I can't see. Move it.

- Coming up... - We have a new deckhand coming.

- I'm really excited.

- It'll be nice to have extra hands on deck,

hopefully really big hands.

- Do you see him?

- Deck crew, let's get these fenders in.

- Get it out of the way. I can't fáááing see.

I can't see. Move it.

Somebody come up and give Emile a hand

with that fender, please. - On my way.

- Fááá.

- Being shorthanded on deck has really fáááed us.

Fortunately, we've got somebody showing up today,

so some relief is on the way.

- Get it yet? - I just started deflating it.

- What the fááá? How did you start deflating it?

- Pulled it up like a dumbass that was in a hurry.

- Well, you're gonna have to do better.

- We're still getting strong gusts of wind,

so the Jet Skis-- we can't take them down.

But we are quite close to Hope Town.

- He wants 1942 more than he wants to be on this yacht.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Hey, Rocky, do you mind hitting the laundry room

for a little bit?

- Rocky's on the way.

- ♪♪ I want to be on Broadway ♪♪

♪♪ Ahh ♪♪

- Okay, Eddie. All stop.

♪♪ ♪♪

Lock it in.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Hello, do you have 1942 Don Julio tequila?

Yes, hello, I was wondering if you have 1942 Don Julio tequila.

I have a guest who really wants it.

Yes, hello, I was wondering if you have 1942 tequila.

$350?

I'm gonna get Don Julio.

I don't care if I have to charter a plane

to fly one over from the United States.

That's what we will have to do.

Fááá.

- The remote for the curtains is here.

So, close.

"All."

- Then all we need is somebody to figure out the TV for us.

- Oh, I can show you that.

- We can get it up, but we just can't get it on.

That sounded wrong.

[laughter]

- Coming in hot. - Coming in hot.

- Are you our ding-a-ling-a-ling?

- Boat's ready for Hope Town.

- Okay, let's roll.

- Hop on board. Mind your head.

- Thank you. - My pleasure.

Here you go, big guy. Here you go.

- Whoo, little splish-splash. - Guests are off the boat.

- Thank goodness the guests go to Hope Town,

because if they get bored, then they get unhappy.

So it's our job to just keep them busy.

- Hey, we got a new deckhand coming in about an hour.

- Yay, have you seen a photo of him?

- No, I have not.

- Do you know his name?

- Hans. - Shut up.

- [laughs]

- We have a new deckhand coming.

- I'm really excited.

Let's be honest--a hot deckhand makes the days go by faster

and the work a little easier.

- It'll be nice

to have extra hands on deck, hopefully really big hands.

- Did you hear his name?

- Well, Eddie said Hans, but I don't believe him.

- [laughs]

- His name is Fabio.

He'll be on the back of the boat coming in just like hair...

[imitates whooshing]

[laughter]

Hello, Connie. - Mm-hmm.

- I need help oiling first.

- You ready, big boy? [laughs]

- I know nothing about him.

- So who should be more nervous?

This is your new roommate.

What if he snores? - This is your new roommate.

I hope this deckhand comes with experience

but not so much that he thinks that he's above everyone else.

- We're rolling one fender over. It takes two seconds.

You put it right back.

You're just not right for this, man, you know that, right?

- When you're working the deck, I am your boss.

Emile, be ready to show him around the boat and to his room.

- Yes.

- Let's try to be as hospitable as possible.

- Exactly.

- And then we'll make his life hell.

Okay? - Okay.

[upbeat music]

[indistinct chatter]

- We could, like, hit a bar and then go shopping.

- Shopping? I got to get a little buzz going,

so I don't have to worry

about all the stuff that she's getting.

- You found your sunnies.

- Oh, jeez. - Oh, bam.

That's what I'm talking about. - Round of shots.

- Line 'em up. - Shots, shots, shots, shots.

[all cheering]

- Sucks there's no '42 out here.

- Don't you know you're supposed to be in the laundry room?

- I'm going now, but I just thought of a great idea.

I'm gonna show you outside.

Basically, I'm writing a musical.

- Wow.

- Ironing clothes, you kind of get in a zone.

It's like a tedious task, so I've come up with this musical

to help me stay positive.

It's like, ha ha ha ha.

♪♪ His shirt's off, he's cleaning ♪♪

♪♪ His shirt's off, he's cleaning ♪♪

♪♪ I'm stuck in laundry ♪♪ [laughs]

- Rocky's bat-sháá.

I have no idea what goes through that chick's head.

She's nuts.

- I think we're writing a musical.

- Write your musical in the laundry room.

- [laughs]

- One minute she's crying and then this.

But she's in better spirits today,

and I much prefer the "crazy, singing Broadway" Rocky

to the "bawling in a fetal position" Rocky.

- ♪♪ I'm writing a musical in laundry ♪♪

- Raquel, you took my water.

- Oh, I'm sorry. Hey. - Ho bag.

- Hey, I'm totally serious about this.

I'm gonna make millions.

This is a great idea.

Boom. Musical.

We'll have a diving acrobat, swings.

We're gonna have silks on the ship, off the ship.

Oh, my God, I look like a psycho.

[laughter]

Dude, I need to focus.

- Yeah, get back to ♪♪ ironing ♪♪

- I'm gonna take a closer look.

[dramatic music]

- Is that really him? - Will you call Kate up here?

- Kate, can you please come to the main deck aft?

- Do you see him? - Cute.

- Oh, yeah.

- I'll get it.

I got it. You're good. You're good.

- Oh, gosh. Totally caught us.

- This guy is pale.

- Emile. - Dane.

- Good to meet you. - Good to meet you.

- But he's a very cute boy,

and in seven to ten days, he'll be a very tan cute boy.

- I think you'll be bunking with me.

- Nice, nice. Are you the other deck?

- Yeah, and we've got Connie as well.

- I think we should go make sure he's settled.

- This is Connie. - Hi.

- How you doing? Dane. - Dane, nice to meet you.

I'm Connie. - Nice to meet you.

- I just hope he has a good personality

and he wants to have fun and not be a little bitch

and eat raw eggs every morning.

- Chef Leon, Dane. - How you doing?

I'm Dane. - Where you from?

- North Carolina. - Right, okay.

I'm Leon. Nice to meet you.

- Eddie, he's the bosun. - How you doing? Dane.

- How you doing? - Doing good.

This weather is a little-- - Little chilly, right?

- Yeah, just came out of Puerto Rico.

- Coming off a different boat?

- Yeah, actually, I was there on a catamaran.

- Nice, is that the first boat you've worked on, that cat?

- Oh, no, no, no, no.

I've been working on boats for-- I grew up on boats.

I had a easy childhood.

My parents luckily, you know, came from a little bit of money.

We grew up sailing.

I never got a degree,

so I feel yachting is a, you know,

a kind of bypass to get somewhere pretty quick.

Other than that, I'm really the--

you know, the beach surfer kind of laid-back chill guy.

- All right, I'm gonna take him up to see the captain.

- Hello. - Hello. Dane.

- Kate. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Kate.

- Hi, I'm Amy. - How you doing? Dane.

- Good. Good to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Oh, my goodness.

Like, Southern accent, nice smile.

He's a handsome man.

- Captain, Dane. Captain Lee Rosbach.

- Hey. Dane, how you doing? - Captain Lee.

Nice to meet you. - My pleasure. Welcome aboard.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Thanks for coming out on short notice.

Appreciate that. - Yeah, yeah.

- Eddie will tell you all the information you need to know.

So you might want to get a little closer to that razor.

- Okay. I'm ready to work hard.

- Take him down and get him settled in.

- Sounds good.

- He does have dimples.

- He's got very cute eyes. - Good smile.

- And once he gets a tan, he's gonna be so hot.

- He's gonna be cute with a little makeover.

[laughter]

- Get Cubans and some Funyuns.

- Oh, Funyuns too.

- Yeah, two Funyuns.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Hi. - This is Rocky.

- How you doing? Dane. both: Nice to meet you.

- Hello!

He's cute.

[hissing]

- Ready to go? - Let's do it.

- Cheers, man. - Let's go.

- Cheers, man. Cheers, bro.

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Leon, the guests will be back in 20 minutes.

- Too easy.

Preparing dinner is time. Time is of the essence.

'Cause...

- This is basically where the anchoring is done,

and there's the strainer pump.

- When I was young, I did a lot of climbing.

I loved to climb trees.

To really be able to get on a mega yacht,

I feel is almost like a big jungle gym.

- If this is not enough, just ask Eddie or ask Connie.

We're here to help you. We're here to be a team.

- Get this fáááing ponytail tight.

- You should cut your hair off.

- Ladies love the long hair, man.

- Yeah? - Oh, they love it.

- ♪♪ Looks beautiful, Leon ♪♪

- Sorry.

The guests are still on land,

so I'm not really sure why you're making dinner.

- Fáááing hell. Everything's cooked.

- We're gonna have to throw it in the oven.

It's gonna be dry, but I can't really do much about that.

It's not fáááing rocket science

to communicate with me and say,

"Stop, don't put anything in the oven."

- Somehow it's my fault that he cooked without me telling him.

- It's bullsháá.

- Coming up... - Leon is a great guy.

- He worked on the "Queen Elizabeth 2,"

which is not actually a yacht.

- If you've got something to say, say it to my face.

Fááá that.

- I'm not really sure why you're making dinner.

- It's not fáááing rocket science to communicate

with me and say, "Stop, don't put anything in the oven."

- Leon's an idiot.

The guests aren't even on the boat, and he's making dinner.

I'm positive I never said to make dinner.

- Not once did she say to me,

"Oh, do you mind waiting ten minutes?"

This is a communication disaster.

- I just don't want to be in there with attitude.

A yacht charter chef would never just do that.

He's used to cruise ships where you have a schedule.

He should know the difference.

What if they said they ate off the boat?

- Yeah.

- What if they said "We're not hungry"?

- I just think he was a little too fire happy.

- Yeah, trigger happy. - Yeah, trigger happy.

Thank you. - You're so cute.

The hand movements help.

[cell phone bloops]

- Eddie, are you all right?

- So I saw some yoga mats down there.

- You're a yoga boy? - Oh, yeah.

- We got yoga mats up on the sky deck too.

- Nice, nice. - Dane, what's up?

- What's up? - So you like yoga, huh?

- I like yoga, yeah. - We'll get a little flow in.

- Yeah.

- After this, I'm going to get

my 200-hour teacher certification.

- Oh. - Dane's got a good smile.

Bing. [clicks tongue]

He's taller than everyone else.

Win!

He's got hair.

He's got three things going for him right now.

Guess what.

Guess what. He's winning.

Dude, you can be, like,

the yoga-instructor deckhand on boats.

- No way that I'd be jealous.

When other guys give females attention, I just back off,

and the girl always comes back to me.

- So... - [chuckles]

- Could you get on the regulator?

- Yeah, I'll get it right now. Sorry.

- We'll talk later. - Yeah, you're distracting me.

- Don't worry. I'm good at that.

- All crew, all crew.

- Okay, guests are back. - Copy.

- Back to serious life.

- Are you ready? - I was born ready, girl.

- We made it.

- How was it in town? - It was cool.

There was, like, little houses. - Oh, cute.

- Let's go meet our new deckhand.

- Hi, everybody. - Oh, we got a new one?

- We have-- - Yeah, I'm Dane.

- High five. - High five? Nice.

- How was your day? - It was good.

- Good. [laughter]

Did you guys eat onshore?

Okay, so you guys are hungry?

- I'm down, for, like, cheese plates.

- Yeah.

They had food onshore,

so they are open to, like, a cheese plate.

- There could be a little bit more communication.

- We'll work on our communication to each other.

- Okay, beautiful. - That's a great idea.

[upbeat music]

- Cannonball! Oh, snap!

- Yeah, watch the current.

It's gonna take you, like, an hour

to get all that salt off of you.

- If you want, I'll rinse you off quickly.

As a deckhand, you've got to be a team player

and help out where it's necessary.

- We can offer this, but I feel like--

Or do you want to use it for crew?

- [sighs]

- Okay.

- Hey, do you think you can catch it?

- Ready? - Yeah.

- This is going in. - Okay.

- There. [all cheering]

- So it's 10:10.

You can go ahead and go to sleep,

but be on deck at 6:30.

- Okay, sounds great.

- [yawning] I need to go to bed.

- Kevin's done. - He's out?

- Yeah. - He's sleeping?

- Yeah. - Good night, guys.

Let me get these lights turned off for you.

- Thank you.

- As much as I love having to do less work,

guests going to bed early is not a good sign.

It means that they'd rather sleep than hang out on the boat.

- We might have a hot tub night.

- We only have so many nights to show these guests a good time.

- I'm gonna go to bed. - Good night.

- Join us? - No, no, no way.

I am not allowed to go in the hot tub.

- [shushing]

- I'm getting pretty excited because I'm a water baby.

I'm cancer. I'm a big fan of my baggies.

And now when I have women

wanting me to get in the hot tub, yeah, sure.

I'd love to get in the hot tub with y'all.

- Oh, buddy.

- [gasps] Oh, my God.

[overlapping chatter]

- You got hors d'oeuvres coming.

- Dude... [laughs]

Really?

- We're not allowed.

I'm sorry about that. - No.

- No. - I'm so sorry.

- I would have loved to get in the hot tub,

but it's crossing the line of my profession,

and how does this guy not know that?

- I just don't know what to do.

Everyone's telling me-- I don't know.

I got to put my stuff back on.

- Probably the best move.

Yeah, buddy, get back down there and put your uniform on.

What were you thinking?

- Yeah, I'll give you a warning.

If the captain finds out, you get a plane ticket home.

- Okay. All right.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- It's fáááing windy.

- Last night, man,

I kept dozing off, and I'm like, "I can't do this.

I got to go to sleep."

[laughter]

- Good morning.

- Morning, Captain. - Good morning.

- How we doing?

- Good. - Good.

We've still got a good deal of wind, as you can tell.

- Right.

- Unfortunately, you guys are probably

gonna have to stay in today.

- Oh, you're killing me.

- But I'm gonna make sure that Kate has an incredible evening

planned for you guys.

Great. - Excellent.

- Thank you. - All right.

- ♪♪ Starch and steam ♪♪

I'm digging laundry.

You get in a little zone,

and you're just, like, hitting it, bam.

♪♪ I'm trapped inside ♪♪

And now I'm gonna make a musical.

Broadway, L.A., hit it hard.

So thank you, Kate. I found my center.

- Did you really do all these sheets?

- Uh-huh. - [gasps]

I couldn't even tell that was a fitted sheet!

- Stop it, I'm blushing. - [gasps]

This is like...

It's amazing.

Wow, I am so proud of you. - Aw.

- Eddie, Eddie, can you meet me in the crew mess?

- What's good, y'all? - Ooh.

- Hey. - What's good?

- Dane... - Yeah?

- Right.

This is like a wild-- - Puppy, puppy.

- Like a puppy, yes.

- Where is he now? - He's with Connie.

- Connie's taking the dog for a walk.

- I'll have a talk to him.

I'd rather him not talk to the captain.

Dane, you didn't get Captain's speech kind of in the beginning,

so I don't blame you not for knowing, of course.

- Yeah. - His two rules are

don't embarrass yourself and don't embarrass the boat.

The guests are not your friends.

It's fine to make their night and have fun with them

and have a good time,

but just remember when to separate yourself

and when to do why you're really here, which is the job.

- On any boat, everybody does stuff a little differently,

but you show me how you want it done,

and then I will do it that way every time consistently.

- Don't drink on charter. - Don't drink on charter.

- Bam.

- We want a group photo in front of this.

- Hey, get in here, girlfriend.

[laughter]

- Champagne went all down her bra.

- Ew.

Thank you. - My pleasure.

- Have you ever been in love, Emile?

- Never.

But do you love Leon?

- I love, love, capital L-O-V-E.

- Oh, wow. - I know.

So who's a better kisser-- Rocky or Leon?

- [laughs] I don't know.

- Hard question?

- I did not make out with Rocky, and Leon is a great guy.

He's been on 12 yachts before.

- He worked on the "Queen Elizabeth 2,"

which is not actually a yacht.

It's actually a very small cruise ship.

- But he's worked on 12 different yachts.

- Okay, that makes-- that makes sense.

- No, I'm getting-- I'm standing up for him.

- Oh, really?

- I think he's good at what he does.

- I'm glad that you guys have a friendship.

- You need to find that friendship as well.

- Why? - Because.

- I find it bizarre that Kate's going around

talking sháá about me, when at the end of the day,

if you've got something to say, say it to my face.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- I'm gonna have you decorate the main salon.

It's the last night of charter,

and I'm pulling out all the stops

and, hopefully, a bottle of tequila,

but the clock is ticking.

♪♪ ♪♪

- Oh, Amy. - Hello.

- Man, it's gonna look sick.

We could put them, like, everywhere, right?

- There you go. Get into it.

- Connie, I need you to do something for me.

- Okay, what do you need?

- Use different shapes, like brown starfish.

I put Connie in charge of game night

because she's hilarious,

and the deckhands don't have a lot to do.

- We got to dim the lights and turn this area into a party.

- Ugh, how old is this guy?

- [laughing] - I need to grab a knife.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- What's the smear?

Hey, Leon. - Give me a second.

- It's not my fault

that you messed up dinner the night before,

so don't hold it against me now.

- Brown apple and truffle puree.

- So here we have some pan-seared scallops

over golden apple truffle puree.

- Good. - Those are so good.

- Thank you.

- Do a little switcheroo.

- Oh, nice.

- Oh, here, I got you.

- This is beef cheeks with roasted cinnamon pear.

It's a very popular dish of his, and it's a cute name.

- So good. - Thank you.

- How's everybody else doing? All right?

- I ate, like-- I ate both plates.

- Oh. So that means you liked it?

- Yeah. - He'll love it.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Okay, guys. - Okay!

- We got a little-- little celebration downstairs.

- Just follow the music.

- What, what? - Ooh!

[noise maker blowing]

- This is awesome.

♪♪ ♪♪

- So who's ready to play?

You look very bendy.

Bender is the motor yacht "Eros" version of an old classic game.

Left hand on brown starfish.

This game is hilarious, a little edgy.

- We need to get him on the big black conch.

[laughter]

- Thank you! - Winner!

- I need your right hand on a pink snapper.

Considering all of our hard work,

these guests really get into Bender.

The primary stayed awake the whole time, so that's a win.

- Okay, I give up. - Bender winner!

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- Hey, Kate, there's a boat

that's pulling up that has a special delivery for you.

- Copy. Thank you.

- Shotty time. Yeah. - Whoo!

[laughter] - Uh-oh.

[suspenseful music]

- Thank God.

- Guys.

Are you guys not seeing this right now?

Are we night fishing or what? Who--who does that?

- Coming up...

- Oh, you're not allowed to stop.

- [laughs]

- Okay, so what's up? You have a girlfriend or what?

- Uh...

- Cameron.

all: Oh!

- That's awesome!

all: Ohh!

- Money. Money, money, money.

♪♪ Money on my mind ♪♪

Get on your knees, though.

I want you to look me in the eyes.

- I'm getting out of here.

- [with accent] Why should I not kill you right now?

[laughter]

I'm sick of ironing.

No more drink. Too much Red Bull.

[imitates machine gun firing]

- Oh, get him! - Jam!

Jam, jam, hurry, fix it!

- You guys-- - That got really weird.

- Are you guys not seeing this right now?

- Thank you very much. - My gosh.

- I mean, are you seriously-- - Yeah.

Are you ready for that shot? - Are you serious?

You just--

- It was actually perfect.

The Don Julio had such a dramatic entrance.

- Hey, you guys.

- A boat arrived from a horizon of darkness,

and a mystery man handed off this precious bottle.

- '42!

A boat just dropped it off. - I did not know.

- That's awesome. You guys are the best.

I got to give you guys a group hug.

I appreciate that so much.

Seriously, that's awesome.

Honestly, you guys just blew my mind right now.

You guys are, like, the best crew.

- There you go. - I'm gonna go until it's empty.

- Okay. - Hey, hey, hey.

- Hallelujah. Finally we're getting somewhere.

all: Two, three.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- I left you a note. - You left me a note?

- I've arranged it in textures,

'cause if it's the same texture...

- Oh, my gosh, Rocky.

- You wouldn't be able to pull it out.

- [gasps] This is amazing.

It's so exciting to see Rocky's transformation

and the steps that she's made.

I feel like a mama bear.

I'm really proud of her.

- I'm feeling good.

- I mean, you turned over the stew leaf,

and it's a blooming flower.

- I just want to stew. I'm gonna be a stew.

- Okay, let's get everybody in position. Let's do this.

- All right, we're ready to go.

- Bring it up.

- Chain is leading out, 10:00.

- And we're out of here.

[upbeat music]

- Is there any more Don Julio left?

- Um, three shots of Don Julio?

- Uh, yes, please. - Might as well.

- Yeah, I'm so glad we still have some left for you guys.

- I want to get that forward-facing spring line first

and get ready to lock her off, okay?

- Okay. - All right, we're headed in.

I want to make one pass at this. I don't want any mess-ups.

- I'm definitely a little nervous in front of new crew,

with this first docking and trying to impress everyone.

- Moving to portside station. - Copy.

[speaks indistinctly over radio]

[intense music]

- Slack. - Got it.

- Got the tide pushing us forward, so...

You have two forward spring lines, Emile.

Something's not happening up here,

and I need it to happen now.

Eddie, Eddie. - Sháá.

- Get that spring line on.

Dan, can you go midship?

I need that spring line tightened up.

- Copy that. I'm here now.

- Fááá.

- Okay, that should be good.

- Dock it off. We're good right here.

- You gonna miss us? - I'm gonna miss all you guys.

- Now we're friends forever. - Yeah, right.

- Eddie. - Yes, sir.

- Come here.

This is the spring line I'm talking about.

Why can't you get the fáááing slack out of that?

- I don't know. - [sighs]

It disappoints me that Eddie doesn't seem to be very focused.

It's up to him to make sure his crew is spot-on

and doing what they're supposed to do.

- Could've been better on that one.

- You got to pay attention.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

All crew to the aft deck, please.

♪♪ ♪♪

[cell phone bloops]

♪♪ ♪♪

You keep this on you all the time.

- Yeah, I know. - All the time.

Sleep with it if you need to.

- Yeah.

♪♪ ♪♪

- I feel sad.

- I know. - Aw.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you, thank you.

- I appreciate everything.

[overlapping chatter]

- I want to stay. I want to stay.

- Thank you.

So nice to meet you. - Thank you so much.

- Hey. Hey, the cap.

- How you doing, brother? - The cap.

[laughter]

- Thank you.

- How you doing, Kevin? - It was awesome.

One thing I loved is,

I was always pushing for the '42.

You guys just didn't have it.

All of a sudden, I look out the back,

and there's a boat showing up... - That shows up.

- With a bottle of '42.

And I loved it. You guys are awesome.

So therefore, I'm gonna give you this.

- Yeah, we had such a wonderful trip.

- We're gonna come back. - Yeah.

- We're gonna try to come back. - This was great. We will.

- Thank you. Thank you, guys. - All right.

We'll see you later. all: Bye.

- Appreciate it. Thank you. - Dollar, dollar bills, y'all.

- Attention, all crew. Attention, all crew.

I need everybody in the crew mess.

We had a couple of missteps...

but nothing to get excited about.

You guys did a really good job.

We did really good.

- Ooh! - Oh.

- So...25 large.

- Yeah! - Oh!

- Oh...my God. - 25.

- Unh! Unh!

25, baby.

That's why I'm suffering. So guess what.

We just made that money, and it's my time.

It's my time to enjoy myself. I want to dance.

- This might be the largest tip of the season, I think.

- $2,500 each, so... - Whoo-whee!

- Who's your daddy?

- Kevin's our daddy of this charter.

- Kevin, yeah.

- We weren't able to put any toys in the water.

- Yeah.

- This tip is solely on interior crew.

- The crew may thank me and the interior team for this tip,

but I think we all know who's the one to thank...

good old Don Julio.

- Okay, you can have the night off.

[all cheering]

- Thank you, capitán! - Nicely done.

I'm headed for the hot tub.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- What are you gonna wear, Kate?

- This. - Really cute.

- But I feel like it might be too cold.

- I'm gonna have a whiskey before I go.

- Cheers.

- Hello, we just got $25,000.

Time to celebrate.

Like, I'm so excited to get off the boat,

let my hair down, tease it up a little bit,

and have a good time.

- This is gorgeous.

You're totally bangable now.

- [laughing]

- This feels good. - Mm-hmm.

- No stars tonight. That front came through.

- That wind was howling.

- Ah. - Mommy.

[both laughing]

Ah, you're not allowed to stop.

- [laughs]

Okay, so what's up? You have a girlfriend or what?

- Uh... - [laughs]

No or yes?

- Complicated.

- Well, I'm gonna take that as a no

since you're rubbing my feet.

Everyone gives me the "It's complicated."

It's like a yes or no.

Are you fair game? Are you not fair game?

You want to play, or you not want to play?

I want to play.

- Has your girlfriend settled down yet?

- Oh, man, we got into it last night.

- It's a perpetual thing with you guys.

- I told her-- I'm like, "Listen, you got

to stop adding extra anxiety in my life."

Like, I can't be dealing with this.

- Relationships are supposed to be happy.

- Yeah.

Dealing with the stresses of a relationship

while out here working-- we can't communicate well,

and I can't get that physical attention.

And it's not easy.

- My wife applies no undue pressure of any kind.

She just deals with it

because she knows what it's like out here.

Seriously, I need your head in the game.

- I know. - I don't need you worrying

about what's happening back there.

- I know. - You need to tighten it up.

I am very serious.

- Coming up...

- If you could give me a book,

what went on in women's minds, please do.

I want to...

- You need to tighten it up.

- Captain Lee is a mentor for me.

He always gives me good advice,

so I take everything he says very seriously.

Okay, I got to go.

- Dude, what do you want in return?

This is amazing. - We'll figure something out.

- [laughs]

- If you could give me a book, what went on in women's minds,

please do, 'cause I don't know what the fááá is going on.

- How are you?

- Good, and you? - Great.

- Let's get some more drinks. Let's get some shots.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[overlapping chatter]

- Come on, come on.

- Ah, they're, like, dancing.

We see some people dancing.

I see this man has

a saw underneath his arm with a screwdriver,

and I'm like, "Oh, my gosh.

"Am I back in Texas on, like, a farm?"

Like, this is amazing.

- Hey, look at Emile. He's like a little puppy.

- Emile, that boy--

I will give you-- - Look at him, dude.

- I'll give you an hour, and he's just gonna go...

[imitates slow creaking] Watch.

- I want to go to California. - Okay, yeah, so sweet.

- No, oh, don't do it like that.

You're patronizing me. That's fáááed up.

- Hey, Emile. Emile. - Rocky.

- You're my new buddy.

- I want to...

- Emile doesn't get I'm not into him.

He had his chance.

He could've stolen third, but he missed it.

Hey, buddy, I care about you. I love you.

- Fááá you. - No, I'm just being honest.

- At times, she does want me, and then at times, she doesn't.

She's definitely leading me on.

- Next time on "Below Deck"...

- Rumor has it I'm not a charter chef.

That's what you said to my little South African friend.

I think you should just worry about talking to your guests,

or I'll step in and start talking to them.

- Oh, my God. - Connie?

[laughter]

- I got my whipped-cream bikini. I got my buzz on.

I think it's a good night for Connie.

- What the fááá happened back here?

We need to tighten things up,

and we need to start working together as a better team,

because I'm not gonna get fáááing fired.

Heads are gonna get in the fáááing game,

or people are going home.

So you can start working or pack.

I don't give a fááá.

- It fáááing stops here and now.

Pack your sháá. We're done.

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