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Previously on Below Deck...

What's up, kiddo?

I'm back.

- Amy! - Hello.

(Lee) I've decided to go with

an almost entirely new crew this season.

Are you the chef? We're roommates.

- Clean and tidy? - Yeah.

- No makeup all over the place? - Really?

Probably gonna bunk with the deck/second engineer.

When he's on deck, you're the guy.

So do you have a girlfriend or what?

- Uh, no. - Emile's beautiful.

His eyes are just like, "You want to come to my cabin?"

"Yes, I want to come to your cabin."

[laughs]

Oh, fááá. She's fáááing nuts.

[laughs]

- My pleasure. - A pleasure, Captain.

- And that's beach party? - Yeah. They want a foam party.

Ah!

- More foam, boatswain. - Ah!

I have checklists for everything.

I don't have a ton of experience, like,

ironing and doing laundry.

This is a giant red flag for me.

Did you hear that Aerosmith might be around town?

- I did hear that. - If there's any way

we can try to find them, that would be...

- I'll see what I can do. - Really good.

Okay, come up slow.

I got hired on this boat for my engineering skills,

not to be bossed around by a guy on deck.

- But I am your boss. - Can we get up?

Let's go in quick.

(Emile) Rocky's a hot mess of fun,

so yeah, of course I'm gonna follow.

(Rocky) Oh, yeah. This is sick!

Watch it. Don't--Ooh.

Did you hear that, "crew on the mast"?

Oh, my God.

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Does this look all right?

- Watch out for those things. - Yeah.

Did he say "crew on the mast"?

(Kate) I've never heard anything like this ever.

That's how stupid it is.

Rocky, Emile, get your asses off the mast.

We're in trouble. Sháá.

Go. Fááá. I hate sháá like that.

There's two huge radars that are spinning around,

putting out crazy, crazy frequencies.

That radar thing will fry your brain.

- Oh, really? - Oh, yeah.

- With us rocking like this... - No frying. Sorry.

We don't want you to, like, maybe stumbling,

getting hit by it.

It's just really, really stupid.

- They wanted to be sterile. - That's bad.

Emile, I'm surprised at you. Rocky, I'm not.

I am so--I am so angry.

You don't even have to say anything right now.

If I hear that this happens again, you're gone, okay?

Yep.

(Kate) Oh, is that why you went and sat on the radar?

- No, I... - To get more dizzy?

Okay, I don't feel bad for you right now.

Please make me a Bloody Mary.

I didn't know we weren't supposed to go up there,

so I went up there to go take a photo, and that was that,

and then we got called to come down.

So you were just doing photography?

I need Emile and Rocky up in the bridge.

This is really one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.

Captain, sorry, I didn't know we weren't supposed to...

(Emile) I-I know that I shouldn't do that.

(Rocky) That was my virgin error.

Don't be pulling that sháá again.

Yes, Captain.

I have medals in climbing up a ladder

and being at a high level over the water,

so I'm at home up there.

You are gonna be my little buddy from now on...

Cool.

So could you go get me some Bloody Mary mix from upstairs?

Clamato.

Yeah, or both.

Should we just take it upstairs?

I would like a Bloody Mary. Nope, I want you to bring it

- down here. - Bloody Mary mix upstairs.

Less questions, more walking.

Did we kill anyone? No. Did I learn my lesson?

Yes, so get over it.

Why am I the devil?

What's that thing, Adam and Eve?

Yeah. What, I took the bite of the apple?

Yeah.

(Emile) I'm not blaming Rocky,

but if she wasn't there, I would definitely have not gone up.

[snoring]

I don't know if he can get out of bed.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

[phone beeping]

(Connie) Last night I wake up to a text

from my little brother.

Dad had a heart attack and passed away.

My relationship with my dad ended years ago.

I'm literally numb and just can't fathom what happened,

but I'm sure eventually it's all gonna set in.

It's amazing what one text can do.

Is everything going okay outside?

- Yeah. - How're you feeling with me?

Um, it's too early to tell.

It's too early to tell?

It's too early to tell you how much you annoy me.

[upbeat music]

All right, let's do this.

I'm gonna go all-stop.

Copy, dropping.

[indistinct chatter]

How are you guys?

- Morning, Captain. - Good morning, sir.

Well, if you're gonna have a hangover,

you might as well have one on the yacht.

- That's what I always say. - And in paradise.

No?

Hey, Rocky, the master bathroom,

you could get in there and make sure it's spotless.

Climbing on the radar, I can't just let that slide.

I feel like she's a spoiled brat,

and she needs a little discipline.

And then also the toilet next to it is quite dirty.

She punished me. She punished me like I'm--

She punished me.

- You got a spicy Bloody Mary... - Oh, great. Thank you.

- Jalapeno-stuffed olives. - All right. Beautiful.

Hope it's not too spicy for you.

- No. Impossible. - Okay.

Everybody good? Okay.

- Hair of the dog. - Yep.

I need you to go around to the icemakers,

fill them up with ice, and bring them down here.

Kate's getting off on it.

She's totally getting off.

(Kate) Hey, Rocky, can you come back down to the food pantry?

I miss you.

I know.

What the fááá am I doing here?

(Lee) There's a spot over here called Tahiti beach,

and that's where I'm gonna try and set up your paella lunch.

- Great. Awesome. - What's the name of it?

- Tahiti Beach. - Oh.

Go in the bilge, but quickly,

and look around for anything plastic, plates, platters.

- Do we have charcoal yet? - Yeah, I got the charcoal.

I got the lighter fluid already.

The primary guest, interesting request,

like paella on the beach with a barbecue?

Hola, paella.

When you cook paella, you cook it there and then,

and it's to be served there and then, not three hours later.

One of those things, that's what the client wants.

Got it. This is what I call teamwork.

Man, is it me, or is something getting hot here?

Me.

Stop heating up the place so much.

I think we should eat dinner here tonight.

This is perfect.

Let's do fresh coconuts.

I don't want to tell anybody about my dad

because I'd rather avoid,

at all costs, any kind of drama.

Emile, that's so dangerous.

The last time I talked to my dad was about 12 years ago.

The things that I grew up with in life with my dad

were just ridiculous.

The pills, the drinking, the drugs, coming home,

falling asleep on the steering wheel, trying to, like,

break into our bedrooms 'cause he was drunk and do whatever,

and then my mom

would do everything she could to hide us from him.

Right now I just want to work and not think about anything.

(Emile) Hey, Connie, I got your nuts.

(Connie) Aw, you got coconuts.

(Lee) Here's where we're at right here.

- So we're dry until then? - You're not dry.

- Okay. - You're getting wet.

It looks like they may get some rain for that beach picnic,

but I'm hopeful it'll blow through.

I don't know how fast it comes in over there.

Okay, let's go.

- All right, guys. - Living the dream!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

(Emile) I'll take that to the grill.

So this'll be your cooking table.

Let's put all the food on that table.

You know we should do? We should lay me on the table,

take my shirt off, my trousers off,

and just put all the food on top of me.

Take it off.

We're gonna put you back on the boat,

so you don't do anything like that.

- There's spots. - Water spots.

Can't get too critical.

Oh, jeez.

A dump truck? Are you referring to how I used to work?

No. I don't know. I'm just saying.

Do the job right.

I'm getting ready, thinking about one

of those dirty Mexican martinis.

We work really hard on this boat...

Mm. Let's go get our drink.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Here's your extra spicy Bloody Mary.

But Steve's liver is earning overtime.

Mm. Great.

I'm gonna go back and...

Okay.

Not do the beach party.

Okay.

I'm so excited for this beach lunch

because finally I can put Rocky

to work on an island off the boat.

Whoo! I'm stoked.

We're free.

Kate's been a b-i-t-c-h all day.

Garfield, whatever his name is,

Emilio definitely doesn't like me.

- Garfield, what the-- - Who?

He just always makes comments like, "[mumbling] fááá."

Can I ask you a question?

You knew Kate.

You guys were friends?

We are from the same exact town.

That did not answer my question.

Yes, we are friends.

We go out for cocktails.

I would never go out with cocktails with her.

Oh, my God. [sighs]

This is like a strictly platonic, like, work environment

- with me and her right now. - Yeah.

A boss is a boss.

Kate is good at her job. Do it her way.

I thought she was cool, like, yesterday.

- She is. - [laughs]

I want her to drive the boat.

She's, like, cuter than you are.

(man) We are getting people on the tender right now.

We will be there soon.

Guys, they're about six minutes away. Let's get ready.

- Enjoy. Hang on. - Bye.

Uh, do you see the storm behind us?

- It's raining. - We've got to pack up.

Fááá.

This is not in the job description.

So I'd like to welcome out the king

of rock and roll, Aerosmith.

- Hey. - Oh, man!

No way!

(Kate) Are you all set to go over?

- We are. - Wonderful.

Guys, they're about six minutes away. Let's get ready.

- It's raining. - Are you kidding me?

We're gonna rain out.

Storm clouds are coming in.

Rain's coming down.

Wind's picking up.

Storms here move really fast.

You've just got to go with the punches.

Welcome to paradise. I smell the cooking food.

Chef's got it going.

(man) Look at that, grilled to perfection.

(Steve) Oh, wow. Paella's incredible.

- Have you tried it? - Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you very much. It's very good.

Now look at this.

(Steve) It's paradise. I love it.

Like, the shrimp are incredible.

This man is not gonna let a little rain ruin his parade.

What do you want?

I tried to kiss you last night.

- [laughs] - Oh, that was awkward.

Okay.

- Not awkward. - What would you like to drink?

- A kiss. I want a kiss. - What would he like to drink?

I want a kiss.

Steve's just had a couple drinks, maybe a couple too many.

Oh, my girl's getting jealous. Uh-oh.

Okay. Your girlfriend's right there.

Maybe you shouldn't do that.

I'm gonna have to go back to the boat 'cause I need to get on

- with this evening. - Oh, yeah?

But you enjoy the rest of the evening.

- All right. - Day, whatever.

- Okay, see you in there. - Thank you. Lunch was great.

- Lunch was great. - Not a problem.

I've not even started dinner.

I need to just hightail it back to the boat as fast as possible.

So Mexican theme party, what are you gonna make for that?

I think I've got angel hair pasta there, and...

- Angel hair pasta? Mexican? - Yes.

Why? I'm not sure there's anything less Mexican.

Can we at least call it "an-hel" hair pasta?

(Steve) I think we're ready to go back to the yacht.

Okay. Perfect. We'll radio them.

They'll send a tender, and we can ride on out.

Yeah, let's do it. Great.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- How was it? - Did you have fun?

- Great. - Good.

So glad to hear it.

It's a great day.

God is great.

(Rocky) I hope they leave us here for, like, a half hour with nobody.

Growing up surfing right on the water,

I want to be outside.

Kate, you think you're punishing me,

but I'm actually so stoked right now.

See that? That feels good right there.

Oh, yeah, real good.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Hi, Don.

♪ ♪

We're pretty much done for the night I think.

It's a margarita party.

[laughing] Yeah. Keep them coming.

Keep them coming, okay?

(Eddie) I want you on deck at 7:00.

- At 7:00 now? - Yep.

Did I say 7:30?

Yeah, what time do you want me at?

- Okay, 7:30, sure. - We were up before then.

We both--yeah.

- We were both up there. - No, no.

When I was on deck, and I hadn't seen you guys yet.

- I saw the two guests. - Yeah.

Really?

We saw them already. We saw them.

We were talking to George earlier,

and then we started cleaning, and he said

he was the only one up.

- Only one of the guests. - Huh?

- Only one of the guests up? - Yeah.

The way Don interacts with Eddie is completely wrong.

Dig your own grave

because that's not the way you have respect for your boss.

- Come on, guys. - No. We--

- You're wearing a mustache. - No.

You are wearing a mustache. Hey, Captain.

Don't laugh. Don't smile. Don't speak.

[laughter]

Steve is like a freight train.

He just doesn't slow down.

Captain's gonna try to make it happen with Aerosmith.

What's your problem?

Listen, I don't want to do this right now.

I'm starting to get angry at someone,

so now you're calling me out for something like that?

Yeah. Well, that is not normal.

How is that not normal?

I can't have my personality here?

- That's not normal yachting? - No.

Do you not see that I'm good with the guests?

So how you gonna sit here and call me out for something

like that? Now that makes me upset.

But you say-- how is that normal yachting?

Especially what happened today, the context you have

is so out far in left field.

Dude doesn't know sháá.

Do you know that 30 seconds in front of a radar has

enough potential to permanently zap any of our gonads?

You're so intense.

How much does he really know about boats?

It's a front.

The guests are seated at the table.

- Thank you. - Ay-yi-yi.

- Oh, yeah. [all cheering]

[chuckling]

[salsa music]

[speaks indistinctly]

I want them to walk away and think, "Wow,

that was different."

They're on vacation.

Try to impress them.

(Kate) So this is Mexican spaghetti.

- Spaghetti? - Um...

I'm a little freaked out by this whole angel hair

pasta Mexicano thing.

Kind of a chipotle red sauce,

tomatoes over angel hair pasta with a chili crème fraîche

and a little bit of cilantro coriander.

- This guy is good. - Amazing.

- Good. - Mmm, really good.

Angel hair pasta Mexican.

The guests love it.

This was not what I was expecting,

but I'm pleasantly surprised.

When there's a bone, it's, like, okay to go finger.

- Oh, yeah? - Right?

It's a new rule. That's an African thing, yeah.

We normally just eat with our hands, everything.

Because I like to eat my lamb chops with my fingers.

(Don) So, Rocky, you never told us where you live.

Long Beach, California.

- I love him. - I listen.

So what's your story? Do you have a girlfriend?

- I do. - You do?

Mm-hmm.

- Got it. - How is she?

She's great. Hates that I'm here.

It's not easy for a significant other back home letting

their others to go out and live on a yacht with other women

and be away for a long amount of time.

What does she do for a living?

She is a rock climbing instructor.

Mm. I like it.

- Spicy. - Badass.

You were at the gym. She was there.

She assisted you at the ropes, and you were like,

"Wait, I can tie that for you."

[laughs]

Eddie's so hot.

If he didn't have a girlfriend...

[whistles]

Yep. I said that. [clicks tongue]

I'm all about the bone. Mmm.

- [snickers] - [laughs]

- Yeah. Oh, yeah. - Bone's in.

[laughing]

This is like a boat just full of horny people

making jokes left and right.

Well, you just said it. [laughing]

Mm-hmm.

(Kate) So the guests, they love it.

They love the colors, the flavors,

and they were very surprised.

- Very surprised? - Pleasantly.

Not as surprised as I am.

Every meal is like a sculpture.

Very good.

It's not Mexican at all, but it's, like, great.

I love it.

Angel hair pasta, you know,

would it be a normal thing for Mexicans?

Maybe not. Maybe yes. I don't know.

Kate had some doubts, but Kate's not a chef.

I am.

I just do what I do best.

I cook, and I enjoy it,

and if people are enjoying it, I'm happy.

- Ah! - Whoo!

- ♪ Macho, macho man ♪ - Olé.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

[phone beeps]

I'm not stopping. [laughing]

I feel like every little boy should have their father

to look up to.

And because my father was not the greatest guy to look up to,

I feel like I've had to fill in that part

my whole life for my brother.

Like, keeping busy is a bonus for me right now.

Why is that?

God, it's so bad to say with a smile,

but I don't even know what else I'm supposed to do.

I got an awesome text this morning from my brother

when I woke up.

I don't have a relationship with him,

but my dad died last night.

- What? - Yeah.

- Your dad? - Oh, no.

So if I've been on my cell phone,

it's just kind of trying to keep in touch with my brother.

Of course.

Kind of tell my brother, I was like, "If you want me

to come home for you, I will come home for you."

I'm not gonna come home for him

'cause he was an alcoholic who was addicted to drugs.

I don't need to be a part of that.

Understandable.

There's absolutely nothing I can do.

So I told him that we'll either have beers one day down here.

He can fly down for the day or whatever he wants.

There is no question in my mind I would walk off this boat

faster than people could carry me to be there for my brother.

- Hey. Hey, hey. - Hey.

[overlapping chatter]

What would you like to drink?

We would love a Limoncello. Come on, baby.

(woman) I want to see you--

- No. - No, you don't. You'd get mad.

- You're gonna be jealous of me. - This is your Limoncello.

It can get dicey late night

with charter guests that like to drink a lot.

There you go. Here's your Limoncello.

- Kiss her. Kiss her. - You kiss her.

- You kiss her. - Limoncello.

- Here's your Limoncellos. - Kiss her. Kiss her.

It's like, "Uh-uh. We're not going there."

- Kiss her. - Here's your Limoncellos.

Cheers.

- Good night. Love you. - Good night.

- How are the guests? - They went to sleep.

(Amy) How's it going?

I don't know about how much experience Rocky

really has as a stew.

I-I don't want to be mad at her about the freaking radar.

I know.

And I was like, "Ugh, that's bad, really bad."

Chief stew, third stew, there's frustration there,

but I just don't want to see it get to the point where

it did with me last season, and I won't let that happen.

She's a quick learner...

- Yes. - When she wants to.

Yeah. There you go.

You just have to make her want to.

Donnie, you on the bow?

- Let go of that line! - Sháá.

Ease off on the bow line until I tell you to secure it.

We stand a good chance of ripping that piling clean off.

♪ ♪

- Are you early, late? - Everything.

I just stay around and see where I'm needed.

How are you feeling about this so far, charter one?

Good. Pretty good.

- Good. - Pretty good.

I mean, we're slowly but surely learning the boat.

Uh-huh.

I have a couple issues with the deck hands

that need to be resolved.

How about you?

You and Kate seem to be getting along better this year so far.

- Yeah. A lot. - Good. Right.

We have the same angle, like, happy charter guests,

and so we've been-- it's been great.

Like, she had a little moment

where she was getting frustrated with Raquel today.

Kate's vicious.

She's great, she's a good friend, but she's vicious.

She's never somebody you want to get on the bad side of.

I understood where she was coming from,

but then I had, like, flashbacks.

I'm like-- and I really like Raquel a lot.

- She's a character. - She is a character.

(Kate) It looks like you got settled a bit.

- Do we? - Yeah.

Yeah, I appreciate that sentiment.

If you don't mind...

I love that you are into doing it, but I'm telling you

- I'm probably not... - Not gonna do it.

No, I'm not because I clean other bathrooms all day.

It's a bit like a bombshell that hits in the bathroom.

Don't hate me for being organized.

So you heard today that your dad passed away?

- I did. - And it's just nothing?

It's not that it's nothing,

but I mean, if I haven't talked to him...

He gave birth to you. It's something.

I haven't talked to him in 12 years.

He was just a horrible alcoholic,

like someone you didn't want to be around.

So like I said, the only reason I feel bad is for my brother.

- So you grew up... - With just my mom and brother.

- Okay. - That's it.

For the reaction I have to my dad dying,

I think you have to be in my position

in order to understand it.

I think I came out pretty awesome for not having a dad.

Some people might argue, but fááá you.

I mean, I wouldn't go to his funeral anyways.

If you were in my situation, you would completely understand.

But from an outsider's point of view, I completely--

It probably looks really stupid.

I personally have some unresolved issues

with my own father.

It would be terrible for me to be in the position

of Connie's where those issues remain unresolved.

(Eddie) You want to get a fresh--

you want me to get a fresh glass?

She wants more champagne.

Can I open this one or something else?

- No. That's good. - This is okay?

- Yeah, that's good. - Okay, good.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

You want this in your room?

You want it? Sleep well.

Oh, here.

I can't blame them for trying with all of us,

but I really don't want to be a part of their ménage à trois--

tres, whatever they say in Spanish.

[laughs]

I just tried to-- She just tried to rape me

- I'm pretty sure. - No way. Thanks for your help.

She, like--She, like, really wanted me to come inside.

Well, thanks for your help.

Whoo. Man, no worries.

I think I'm sweating and blushing a little bit.

Let's be honest.

What female wouldn't try

and pull Eddie whisper-hair in their bedroom?

Hello?

Charter one is pretty much over as long

as we make it to the dock tomorrow in one piece.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[music winds down]

That is disgusting, dude.

Jeez, dude.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

How's Lucy and Desi last night?

This room ain't big enough for the two of us.

- How'd you sleep? - Pretty good. And you?

(Leon) I don't know, tossing and turning.

Living with the girls, hopefully gonna get my laundry done. No?

It's just the pre-sleep awkwardness.

Yeah.

Here's the thing with Leon.

I might have a bitchy resting face,

but I'd rather have that than

an annoying resting personality.

- Toilet cleaned? - Ooh, I don't know about that.

Can't see Kate doing my toilet.

Last night I spoke about squeegeeing the shower

when you finish. "Me squeegee?

Do you not think I clean enough?"

We're still trying to feel each other out I think.

She's a little bit sketchy, and I'm a little bit sketchy.

Hopefully I can win her over, I think,

but I don't know.

Yeah.

- I need to be around the crew. - Yeah.

(Eddie) You want to move out of there and into here?

I think maybe.

(Eddie) Kate wants to move,

and I want a bigger room, but I got to play it cool.

I can't be too ambitious about moving.

Otherwise Kate might be like, "Oh, wait,

maybe I need to rethink this."

If you wake up in,

like, the middle of the night, like, 3:00, 4:00 in the morning,

and you, like, look over, and he's awake, just,

like, reach your hand out.

It's so awkward!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, good morning. - Morning.

How are you?

(man) Oh, wow, you look great. Yeah.

(Rocky) Yeah. New day.

Which Kate am I gonna get?

Am I gonna get the good Kate?

Am I gonna get the gnarly Kate?

Am I gonna get the scary Kate?

Make two mimosas.

- You know how to make that? - Yes.

Oh, it's the torturing Kate.

We leaving in the next hour or two?

When are we gonna head back--

Yeah, and we're shipping you out of here.

(Lee) Did you want to talk, Kate?

Yes, please.

After two days,

and I've seen what the bed situation is like in my room--

You want to bail.

It's just awkward, a guy and a girl, right?

It's close, and also he's a very good chef,

but sometimes he annoys the sháá out of me,

and quite frankly, I'm taking a big downgrade in space

going from guest-ish--

I don't care.

- Okay, so that can happen? - Yes.

Thank God.

So the guests want Aerosmith on board.

- Mm-hmm. - They didn't say Steven Tyler.

They said Aerosmith.

- Are we gonna get-- - I happen to know--

Oh, you know of an islander named Aerosmith?

Better. Donnie.

- Do it. - Yeah?

Whatever the guests ask for, we try to accommodate,

and Don, he'll do whatever I say.

Okay, great.

Yeah, I like it.

Yay.

Can I get anyone a drink?

How about a round of mimosas?

- It's the last day. - Yeah.

- I think we should. - Let's do it.

Okay.

[upbeat music]

Oh, yeah.

This is your moment to shine.

What are you getting me into?

(Amy) This is great.

Kate and I are, like, transported to six years old,

and we're playing dress up with our life-sized doll

and putting the makeup and the eyeliner.

You're gonna make me look like a transsexual.

That's kind of the point.

Sorry you're our victim,

but deep down he really liked it.

Yeah, that's perfect.

I fáááing hate Aerosmith.

- This is happening. - Uh-huh.

[sighs]

[laughter]

How's everybody doing?

- Great. - Good.

Well, we had such a wonderful time with y'all,

so I'd like to welcome out the king of rock and roll,

Aerosmith.

[cheers and applause] - No way! No way!

- How y'all doing? - No way!

- Yeah! - How you doing, baby?

I just came by, hope you guys have a good trip.

I got to fly off.

Yee-hee, baby!

You know, the guests wanted Aerosmith, and I tried,

but I couldn't accommodate that, so I did the next best thing,

Eros Smith.

[cheers and applause]

Rock on, baby mama.

Let's get the anchor up and get out of here.

It's show time.

That's good right there. Good speed.

All right, anchor's home.

This is exceptionally hard

because this is our first time docking this boat.

This is a brand-new marina for us,

and it's a shallow marina with a difficult turn.

(Lee) I need everybody in position right now.

- Copy that. - All right.

- Donnie, you on the bow? - You got it, buddy.

- Ready? - Ready?

Yep.

Get these fins out of the way.

- Can you do that? - Yes, sir.

Get that one out of the way.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

(Rocky) So can I get you another drink?

- A mimosa would be great. - Okay.

Hey, what do you have to do today?

(woman) I know.

You have to leave the boat, and that's gonna be pretty hard.

We need about 20 feet forward to get that stern line, Captain.

15 feet forward.

♪ ♪

Sháá.

(Lee) Let go of that line!

Ease off on the bow line until I tell you to secure it.

If Don doesn't slack that bow line,

we stand a good chance of ripping that piling clean off.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

I need you to be thankful for this experience

and not frustrated.

[exhales sharply]

Oh.

What kind would you like?

- Okay. - Yeah.

We'll get that right to you.

Man, I want to see what's going on in the kitchen.

- Chef. - Yeah.

- What's happening, brother? - What's crack-a-lacking?

(Leon) Habaneros, yeah, that's for the--

They're hot.

- Ah. - Are you sure?

I'm nervous.

Oh, my God, that's really good.

(Leon) Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over there. Over there.

- Oh, no. - The exit's over there.

If you're gonna puke, straight out that door.

I'm not gonna puke. I'm like--I know--

I eat hot stuff all the time.

- Where's my champagne? - Right here.

(Steve) It's hot!

Sháá.

(Lee) Let go of that line!

I don't know what Don's doing,

but he's about to make a very expensive mistake.

Ease off on the bow line until I tell you to secure it.

It is not loose. It's tight. I'm looking at it.

(Eddie) Don, Captain Lee is giving you an order.

You don't argue with him about it.

Almost there. Almost there.

In position.

- You got it, Don? - There you go.

Yes, sir. We're docked.

All right, Captain, we're tied up.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you. - Attention all deck crew.

I need everybody up to the wheelhouse now.

See you, buddy.

So we got through this charter,

but it was not at all

up to the standards where it will be,

or people will be gone.

I want to ask you

what you were thinking when you went up the mast.

Uh, I wasn't thinking.

What?

- Watch out for those things. - Yeah.

I need you to get your head in the game.

The next time little Rocky decides to get your attention,

I don't know what you got to do,

but see that it gets done.

'Cause it's his ass if you don't.

All the things that have been going wrong,

even though I haven't had 100% control on it,

it's still my fault because I am not holding them by the hands

and walking them around the boat

like they're children, which I guess is what I need to do.

Don, when I ask you to give me some slack on the bow line,

and there's no slack in it--

I mean, it's tight as a banjo string--

sháá is gonna start popping and breaking.

I thought it was just gonna keep on feeding out,

but I had an extra wrap on it, so I should've just--

I understand your forte is in engineering,

but on this boat when you're on deck, you're a deckhand.

(Don) Why would you use me in such a small aspect?

Use me to my advantage. Put me here, maybe fix a tender.

Whatever you need me to fix, I'll do it.

Make me do something that's actually hard,

not sit there and wash the decks all day.

Connie, I think you're doing great.

Thanks.

You guys take a lesson out of that playbook.

- That's all. - Thanks, Cap.

(Lee) Attention all crew, I need you to muster on the aft deck

for guest departure.

Over and out, Captain.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

(man) Take care, miss.

(woman) Thank you so much for everything.

(Lee) Thank you.

(woman) Thank you.

[overlapping chatter]

Captain, it's been great.

It's been a real pleasure, sir.

- You just-- - Thank you.

You just made this charter the best experience

- of my life... - Thank you.

And I've done a lot of things.

I've had a lot of fun, and I want to show my appreciation.

- Thank you so much. - Nice fat envelope

- for you guys. - We appreciate it.

- Bye. - Love you guys.

- Bye. - Bye.

Hasta luego.

My God, I love it.

Bye. Bye.

Attention all crew. Attention all crew.

I need everybody in the crew mess in two minutes.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

We made it through the first charter,

and they were ecstatic.

Kudos to you guys, you pulled it off in spite of some hiccups

that we did have.

Everybody getting along?

Quiet. Okay. Whew.

Yeah, Captain Lee, everything's going great.

I've got an uncontrollable third stew and an annoying chef.

Smooth sailing, Captain Lee, smooth sailing.

We got a pretty good tip, over $12,000.

- Yeah. - Oh, wow.

It comes out to $1,100. Rocky.

- Thank you very much. - Amy.

- Thank you. - This guy's good.

Boom.

That's right.

I feel like everyone's on a, like,

first charter high right now.

- Thank you. - Kate. You're a sweetheart.

I actually think the tip from Steve is a little low.

Why don't you guys just go out, talk bullsháá,

tell lies, get together, have dinner, do something?

Don't abuse it. Tomorrow's a work day.

- Enjoy. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - Release the balloons.

- Good job, team. - Go team.

(woman) Whoo.

(Connie) It's like a roller coaster.

I finally have my dream job making amazing tips,

yet to not be there for my brother

who is also my best friend is really difficult.

It fáááing sucks.

[groaning]

I asked for men deck hands.

- The give me you. - Oh, really?

Look at that.

Dude, you want to arm wrestle?

I'll crush you right now.

Dude, I could take you down.

Am I allowed to take you down?

You can take me down any way you want.

No, I'll tell you what you want to do.

You want to take somebody down, take this food down.

(Rocky) Oh, and there's-- And there's chef.

And there's chef coming in hot.

How's it going in here?

- Getting there. - Yeah?

So do you mind if Eddie and I switch rooms?

Our beds are so close, and we work so close,

I'm afraid that after two weeks it's gonna be a lot of close.

So who's gonna move? I got to move to Eddie's room?

- No, no, no. I am. - Okay.

- Eddie's coming in. - Too easy.

I think she made a big mistake 'cause the room's amazing.

And maybe I'll see you at work sometimes.

- Maybe. One day. - Okay, great.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

I'm loving my new room.

I feel like I'm back in a boat.

Well, I got my shirts out.

I kind of want to wear this.

I'm, like, excited about my freedom.

It's like, "Oh, freedom."

Like, oh, I'm off.

Like, I don't have to do anything.

If I don't want to talk to Kate,

I don't have to talk to Kate.

Let's go have fun at the bar. Boom.

That's beautiful.

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- I'm not doing whiskey. - Holler.

- That is really nice. - Cheers, guys.

- Cheers. - Firefly.

Oh, man.

(Rocky) All right, you guys, there's an extra one here.

You got to take it.

No, I--no, oh.

You little sháá.

Yeah, my mom was the first woman's world champion surfer.

Cheers. Thank you, sir.

You want to see?

Go for it.

No.

I think it's good that the newbies are, like,

- bonding a little bit, right? - I know.

- I'm gonna need my drink. - Are you still--Johnnie Walker?

I've been without a drink for--look at this.

You are so cocky.

- Not really. - Yeah.

Come on.

- Hey. Hey, cheers, mate. - Cheers.

- Bro. - Cheers, guys.

(Amy) So this was the question with the girls.

If you had to make out with one of the guys--

Oh, you want to play "murder, fááá, marry?"

Yes! Yes.

- [blowing conch shell] - Whoo!

- Marry Eddie, F Emile... - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Kill Leon.

You know what, actually, Leon might be one of those guys,

like, throw you up against the wall.

[gags]

Doesn't even smell good.

Emile's being super sweet, but we are roommates,

so this could really go in any direction.

I've got a really sore back.

Are you gonna get me after I get you?

Yeah, definitely. Definitely.

This kid's been asking for a massage and his head scratched.

If I show you what I can do with these hands,

then it's over.

- Oh, really? - [laughs]

Rocky's being a complete tease with Emile.

It's not fair.

We could just be, like, back massaging partners.

Don't get me horny.

I had a really hard last three days.

Like, I need some love

and positive attention right now.

(Emile) I want to go back to the boat.

I want the massage.

You get enough attention.

Do you really need more attention?

Emile is very talented obviously.

You guys want to take some bets?

Dude, you better move in on that.

Oh, just rub my neck.

Oh.

I want to go back to the boat and chill

and hang out and if something else happens...

[laughing]

I'm gonna go in the Jacuzzi

because the Jacuzzi's on.

Rocky's bananas,

and sometimes I'm the gorilla.

Wait. Hey, hey. Come here.

(Rocky) Emile, guess what, I'm single.

Let's go have some fun.

The next time little Rocky decides to get your attention,

I don't know what you got to do, but...

[chuckles]

I'm not stupid. It's not a great idea to--

to, you know, sháá where you eat.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- How you feeling? - I'm doing great.

I know that you don't have a lot of stewardess experience.

I'd like to take this time to go through with you.

You clean out that juicer for me?

I get why that was there, I just didn't

want to get any water in it.

No, no, you can dump it and wash it by hand. Thanks.

Okay, that wasn't in there when I did this.

Okay. Carry these down and put them in the cooler.

Can you carry four? That's the exact way I learned.

Put the bottom fold

- so all they see is... - Yep.

The moment you stop hating what you're doing--

I love what I do. I'm actually really stoked,

but I just am the type of person that, like,

wants to have the list, so I can just be like,

"Bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam-bam- bam-bam."

You know what that really means?

"I don't like being told what to do."

I'm just, like--

I wish I could give you a list.

- Look at me. - Yes.

- You're not ready for the list. - Okay.

You're learning on a charter boat.

I've been on five or six yachts now,

but I don't know every aspect of the job.

I don't know how to make the perfect bed

and all the little details.

This is a whole new-- whole new thing for me,

and Kate's looking at me like,

"Oh, my God, you don't get it?"

I need you to be thankful

for this experience and not be frustrated.

[exhales sharply]

- and it will cleat itself... - Okay.

And then you can pull yourself up.

(Kate) If we're gonna have a successful charter season,

these are things I need to teach you.

So if you want to be done with work,

just let me teach you what I need to teach you.

I can't wait to be done teaching you too.

Okay. Heard. Understood.

I grew up in this surfing background,

and my whole life,

my mom has shared the word "aloha," which is love.

Here Kate is,

and I've never felt that word out of her anywhere.

And we still have to do this room as well.

I am so miserable.

I hate her.

I'm losing my mind, like, losing it.

Do I want to be on this yacht for five more weeks?

Can I do it? Can I do it?

[crying]

Next time on Below Deck...

- Mr. Slover. - Oh, he's just--

It's your charter guest soul mate.

Hi. How are you?

You are going to love this master.

(man) Rocket ships don't have nuts.

I've been just dying to lobster dive.

(Rocky) This is the conch

- that you guys caught. - Oh.

(Leon) Fortunately I have frozen conch that I can just pull

- out of the fridge. - Oh, the shell's still here.

Wait, when did you break open the conch shell they just ate?

(Leon) That's not your business.

(Kate) I don't love that he lies to me.

We should all be a team.

Emile, if we toss it over and not all the way down

where it should be, we'll keep it high?

Think about it. What am I doing right now?

Bro, you're just not right for this, man.

- You know that, right? - We'll just keep him on deck.

You keep walking around going through it the whole time.

Just...

- Whoo. - Whoo!

All I see is those pretty butt cheeks,

and I follow like a dog in heat.

Can you do me a favor

and hop out as quickly as you hopped in?

Donnie, Donnie. Lee. Come up to the bridge please.

Hello.

(Lee) I want to have a chat with you.

For more Below Deck, go to bravotv.com.

(man) Hmm.