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I'm back.

Getting on a yacht with five new crew members

is like getting in a car with a bunch of strangers.

You don't know who's going to lose their minds,

who's gonna be annoying.

There's no escape.

Bahamas is such a unique chain of islands.

We got a new crew, new boat that I had to learn.

I explained to him about this.

I need my crew to respect me.

Hey! Higher!

Crazy ideas, I know.

Gold chain swinging!

Whoo! Cook me!

I'm really excited to be back.

Espresso martini.

I'm definitely, like, completely single.

I really hope that Captain Lee's

brought in some, like, handsome men.

Thank you, Jesus!

- That is gorgeous. - You're gorgeous.

(woman) Oh.

I like American girls-- blonde, brunette, white, tan.

[laughs]

Wine and dine, 69.

I came here from South Africa

to work hard and meet beautiful women.

This is making me miss my dogs.

Being an engineer, when it comes down to it,

your body is the most incredible machine that you have--

so much science involved and so much work involved,

the way my body looks and how I present myself.

A normal meathead can't do something like this.

(Lee) Don, you got some work to do.

I've been an engineer for the last five years.

I am the second most important man here, after Captain Lee.

Bro, you're just not right for this, man.

- You know that, right? - [laughing]

Before I got into yachting,

I was a platform/springboard diver.

I became a ski instructor and then a surf guide.

I can fish. I'm a fisher woman.

[laughing]

I decided to go to culinary school

with the vision, "I'm gonna be a chef on a yacht."

♪ I'm ironing the captain's shorts.♪

[laughs] I'm a stew right now.

My passion is not folding toilet paper, but...

♪ Oh ♪

I'm gonna nail it.

Camo, red, white, and blue--

if I had a Budweiser, my life would be complete.

For how much of a tomboy I am,

being a deckhand is so perfect for me.

I don't have kids. I don't have a house.

My payments are my truck payment and my cell phone.

- [giggles] - But I'm not a lesbian.

[laughs]

It's not fáááing rocket science, is it?

Coming from Michelin-style restaurants,

coming from fine-dining restaurants,

I'm thinking, "Wow."

I'm the chef on this boat, not you.

This boat needs a good shake-up.

(Lee) I decided to go with an almost entirely new crew this season.

Get it out of the way, I can't fáááing see. Move it!

This happens again, you're gone.

I'm going crazy.

There's gonna be a lot of tough lessons learned.

Sháá. Oh, my God.

I'm surrounded by morons.

- Ow! - I just want to say

to your face, "I don't like it."

- I'm fáááing over it. - [yelling]

- God damn it! [loud beeping]

It'd be boring if everything went smoothly all the time.

[boat horn blows]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hello. - What's up, kiddo?

- Come on. - You sure?

Jesus Christ, Kate.

I know, I shouldn't have brought all those bricks.

New boat.

Here's the uniforms.

Okay, I like the name of the boat.

- I thought you might. - Do I know this name?

That is your Amy?

Really?

- Right. - Yeah.

Amy and I didn't have a great experience last time.

Amy... I would never work with her again.

Likewise. I don't understand your management style.

I can tell that you don't understand it.

I know she's a good stewardess, and I also know

that I can't always trust her, so I'm going into this

with a little extra knowledge,

and I'm going to try to use that to my advantage.

Hey, Cap. [chuckles]

This charter season, I'm really excited

to start working my way off the deck

and start making my career as a captain.

We're gonna be doing a lot of outdoor stuff this year.

Good.

We'll be going out for lobster. We'll be going out for conch.

You're probably going to bunk with the second engineer.

He's gonna be a deck/second engineer.

- Two-striper, like you. - Okay.

But when he's on deck, you're the guy.

Okay. His main priority will be up on deck.

His main priority is going to be on deck.

Oh, sure, on the deck.

Charter is coming tomorrow.

Well, we better get to it, then.

My main goal right now is to figure out the abilities

of the new crew that I have

and how best to put them in positions that they need to be

in order to get the job done.

- Lee. - How you doing, Cap?

- Hi. - Hello.

- Leon. - Kate.

- Kate, pleased to meat you. - You as well.

- You're the chef? - Yes.

I've worked all over the world.

I've lived in four continents of the world.

Coming into private yachting was a little bit different,

but I got to play around with billionaire's

and millionaire's money.

Who doesn't like spending money? Come on.

- So you're the chief stew? - I am.

Right, okay, so me and you are gonna be, uh...

- Best friends? - Working together.

We're roommates, by the way.

- Clean and tidy? - Yeah.

- No makeup all over the place? - Nope. Well...

I've shared rooms before with women.

You know how yous hog the bathroom a little bit too much?

Do you need time to do your hair?

This is kind of like

when somebody asks you on the first date

how many people you've slept with.

Do you want the truth, or do you want to be friends?

Not too shabby, right?

- No. Ouch. I like this. - Yeah.

The only thing I've got-- I mean, I know you're busy.

I know you haven't even got time.

No casual "getting to know you."

He's just asking for things.

I don't have a good feeling about it.

I hope I'm wrong. I don't think I am.

Oh, look at that.

- Amy! - Hello!

Last time I saw Eddie, I awkwardly told him, like,

"Hey, I really admire you,"

aka, I have a little crush on you.

Like, I've had, like, a boat crush on you since day two.

Oh!

It was so embarrassing.

- All right, take it easy. - Bye.

Gosh.

I know that he is happily in a relationship.

Whoa. I like it.

In fact, I'm good friends with his girlfriend,

who also is named Amy.

Crew quarters and your chief stew.

- Hi. - Hi.

Work is way more fun with less animosity and tension,

so that's really something

I'm striving for this time around.

I thought I heard that familiar Texas accent.

Last year I did like her at the beginning,

so maybe that can happen again.

Maybe.

I think I'm gonna take portside.

Uh-oh. Is that Kate? Hey, how you doing?

- Good. - Long time no see.

- You look great. - Thanks, you too.

Me and Kate met about a year ago,

worked on the same boat together.

- When did you get here? - Like, ten minutes ago.

- Awesome. - Changed and ready to rock.

Kate knows my skill set.

She knows what I'm capable of.

She knows what I can do. She's seen it.

Having Kate on the boat with me, oh, that makes life

so much easier.

I'm so excited.

I'm so excited!

- Hi! - Hi.

(both) Hi!

I'm so excited. Hi. I'm Connie.

I, unfortunately, know this girl from home.

Yeah, we're from the same hometown.

I love having Connie on the boat.

I've been trying to get her into yachting for five years.

I feel like I'm her yachting godmother,

and I'm so excited for the adventure

she's about to have.

We're both kind of wild sometimes.

I mean, she's way more wild than I am.

I'm used to working on smelly, fishy, nasty boats.

So, to finally be on a yacht like this...

Blue Polo. Khakis. See you soon.

It's a dream.

Post the chairs and clean the sides.

- Yeah. - Clean those windows.

- Sweet. - Real badass, like, with a mop.

- The real yachtie, yeah. - Yeah.

I do take a lot of pride in what I do,

and I do enjoy producing a good job.

Growing up in South Africa, my house was really

a toxic environment,

so that made me decide to go out and see the world.

And found out about super yachts,

got really excited about it,

and wanted to go be a yachtie, and I love it.

Gorgeous.

Skirt's a little big!

Raquel said that her dress is way too big.

Rocky, Raquel.

Hey, what to you prefer? Rocky or Raquel?

- Either way? - Yeah.

I've come from a very eclectic,

theatrical family.

I have three younger sisters.

We were all named after Raquel Welch,

Sophia Loren, Brigitte Bardot, and Ava Gardener.

- Rocky's so cute. - Thank you.

The female cooks, cleans...

Okay, and what does the male do--fish?

No.

- Well, a female gets the food. - Okay.

The males just fight. Who gets the females?

I'm gonna be scared now when I have food around me.

Emile is so cute, but he's got no game.

Don't lions mate like dogs?

Imagine having a lion behind me.

It'd be like having a linebacker.

Actually, that probably wouldn't be a bad idea.

If a guy wants to get my attention,

there's a couple lines that will get me.

"Get in my truck." "Do you want a beer?"

"Do you want to go fishing?"

"Let's go kill a gator."

Say that, and, whoop, there goes Connie's clothes.

Any kind of football player that just wants

to grab me from behind and throw me around.

[both laughing]

(Kate) Provisions are here. All crew, all crew.

(woman) Copy.

- Buddy, how you doing? - You good with that?

If you want to stay in here and unload...

Oh, look, here's muscles just in time.

Coming on to a boat, and less than 24 hours later,

we're bringing on charter guests.

It's very hard work, but I think it's going

to be a great test for how our crew runs as a team.

[moans]

First thing tomorrow morning,

we're gonna get those tender off, get the chocks off.

We also need to clean the head on the tender.

I really don't mind deckhand work at all,

but I came on this boat for my skill set

in the engine room, not my deckhand skills.

When there's no guests and we're, like, washing the boat down.

I'll wear, like, my bathing suit

and then an Eros T-shirt.

So I can't clean in my tutu?

You can clean in a tutu. That's fine.

You can do it in a bikini, yeah.

Probably not a good idea.

How long have you been cooking on yachts?

I'm back in the yachting industry

I have two amazing daughters who are my world.

So the whole idea of getting back into yachting

is to try and provide for them and give them an amazing life,

but, in the same breath, feeds me,

as in what I want to be

and where I want to put myself later on in life as well.

So what are you doing? Are you gonna be...?

I am, like, your helper/the girls' helper.

Right.

Yeah, and then I'll help you out.

How long have you been working on yachts?

Six months.

I mean, if you want something to do,

I'm just going to find some soap.

[coughs] I'm gonna check in with the girls...

- Okay, check in with the girls. - And see what's up.

(Kate) We're gonna have an interior meeting down here, guys.

I'm sorry. Go, like, tie knots or something.

[laughter]

That was kind of funny.

I was gonna, like, offer to help, like, cook

for crew and stuff, you know.

Yeah, you can do that when we don't have guests on board,

but I just can't lose...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - A stew, yeah.

- Cool. - I hope you don't mind.

- No.

What exactly is your experience?

I've never just been just a stew.

Mainly is, like, cooking, and so--

And then it's like, "Oh, clean up after everyone."

I'm like, "Okay," and so, like, I've done it,

but I haven't, like, done it to the extent of, like...

"Yo, this is your job."

Okay, great.

I'm gonna do stewardess-ing 100%.

I'm not gonna, like, kind of do it.

I'm gonna do it.

So there's an opportunity here for me to learn new skills,

but, no, this is not what I want to be

when I grow up.

Anything that we're doing, like, Kate and I can show you.

It's not rocket science.

Well...

So I have checklists for everything.

Beauty of the list is there's no confusion--

like, "I didn't know I had to do it."

I'll be like, "Well, it was on the list."

Yeah, what's your favorite department?

- Service. - Okay.

What's your least favorite?

I don't have a ton of experience, like, ironing

and doing laundry.

This is a giant red flag for me,

because every stewardess loves the laundry room.

- It's good. It's good. - It is good.

You're not waiting on guests--

just you and the machines and peace and quiet.

What's not to love?

I like outside. [giggles]

So now you're a stew, cook, deckhand?

You're like a Swiss Army Knife.

Thank you, I feel like you care.

- Aw, it worked. [laughter]

Mr. Bradley wants a foam party.

[screaming]

[men shouting indistinctly]

When you're working the deck, I am your boss.

I need everybody in the Sky Lounge in two minutes.

Yeah.

(Lee) Okay, let's get started.

I'm generally not difficult to get along with,

as long as everybody does their job.

It's our new incentive program.

It's called, "Work hard or get fired."

Some of the other crew may tell you that I walk around

with a pocket full of plane tickets...

There's a little something extra in that pay envelope,

and it's a one-way ticket.

Which brings us to tips.

Everybody gets an equal share of the tips.

If you don't deserve an equal share of the tip,

you still get an equal share,

but you also get the plane ticket.

Our first officer, Dan. chief engineer, Richard.

If they ask you to do something, just do it.

Drinking on charter. We don't.

Three rules-- Work hard.

Don't embarrass yourself. Don't embarrass the boat.

Being on this boat, it's gonna be tough,

but, you know, I kind of knew

what I was getting myself into a little bit,

and I'm super excited

to be working under Captain Lee,

because there's not gonna be any, like, sexual tension there

and I can just do my job and have fun.

(Lee) Let's make this a really, really, really great season,

all right?

- Yeah. - Sounds good.

- Okay, thank you. - Thank you.

(Kate) Time to rock and roll.

This is all we have to eat right now?

So hungry.

How old are you guys?

27.

I'm 30 years old.

Liar. You're 20.

- 22, 23. - 23, 23.

- 23. - I'm, like, the youngest here.

- I realize that. - That's good!

Emile's beautiful.

His eyes are just like, "Hey, baby,

you want to come to my cabin."

And I'm like, "Yes, I want to come to your cabin."

- How old are you? - How old do you think I am?

Ugh, ugh.

After that.

- [laughs] 10. - Definitely.

- 13, 14... - You are definitely 20...

15, 16, 17, 18, 19...

23, 24. Yeah, 24, come on.

I think the coffee just hit me!

By the way, I like my coffee like I like my women.

- Black? - Black?

No, blonde with low self-esteem.

[laughs]

(Don) Stupid.

I need Eddie, Kate...

and Chef up in the bridge.

- Hey. - Hi, sweetie.

So let's start with Mr. Bradley

and look at the rest of his guests.

Steve owns a lot of luxury properties in Mexico.

Relationship-- he's the boss.

So I don't know if these are, like, their friends,

but it sounds like they may be employees as well.

I don't know.

We got a Mexican-themed dinner.

La vida loca.

Heavy on the champagne on this guy.

That's easy, right?

- It is easy. - No mojitos.

I don't think so, although I'm open.

I ordered mint. You have any basil?

No basil. Can you believe it?

I'll do a Mexican with coriander.

Exactly.

"Improvisation"--that's the word we're looking for.

I agree.

A white-robe dinner party.

And then they want a foam party

with blinky-light props.

Oh, it's a rave, I guess.

How many raves have you been to?

This could be your first?

I've never heard of any yacht ever having a foam party.

Foam parties should probably just stay where they belong--

in 1997.

- Let's have some fun. - Okay?

- I'm excited. - Thank you.

(Lee) All right, thank you, guys.

Oh, by the way, I just don't want

you or Raquel to be under the impression

that she is the stew cook on this boat.

She might try to help you out

more than I can afford to let her help you out.

We'll see. I mean, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.

Kate--she speaks her mind. She doesn't hold anything back.

At the same time, Kate doesn't really know me.

I run my galley. She runs the pantry.

[sighs]

I didn't realize that we were jumping straight, straight,

straight into it, you know?

(Amy) Right.

Like, it starts tomorrow.

You know what I'm not used to, to be honest with you?

When I'm engineering a boat, I do my thing.

I fix myself. I work my ass off.

I don't have to deal with being on the deck and--

And I like it. I'll help you guys no matter what.

I'll do the best I can, but I'm kind of dabbling

into a forte that I'm not really--

I haven't been into that long, you know?

Before I actually came on this boat,

I had the whole diagram for the boat,

and I studied it for a month,

to know where the breakers are, to know where the trips are,

to know exactly where every single system is,

even how the plumbing is rooted.

So, for me, everything was passion-based.

If I'm not 100% passionate about it, I don't do it.

I'm gonna go to bed. [giggles]

- Are you ready for me? - No.

Through my wisdom and experience,

it's not the best thing to hook up with your bunkmate.

I won't do it again. I won't jeopardize--

I mean, yeah, it depends if I'm drunk.

[laughing]

I'm so happy everyone is so cool.

I thought everyone was gonna be, like, crazy.

[laughing]

- Oh, fááá. - [laughing]

Oh, fááá. She's fáááing nuts.

We are in fáááing trouble, aren't we?

I just feel like, for crew, this kind of bed-setting

is almost a little more awkward.

(Kate) Usually you have a top bunk and a bottom bunk,

and I like the separation of space--

up and down, own worlds.

Eh...

It's just too close.

I don't think there's anybody that I would like to fall asleep

this close to every night.

It's like I'm in an ashram on a cot.

Yes, hello.

I was wondering if I could rent a foam machine.

All right, Chef, it's all set.

The guys have the most fun job.

There, like, hanging off the side of the boat.

(Kate) I don't think it's as fun as it looks.

I want to be outside. I would love to be Eddie.

But then again, I wouldn't want to be Eddie.

It's like, where does Raquel fit on the boat?

I really hate that I'm saying this right now,

but you definitely missed a spot.

Okay.

(Amy) Look at this. I mean, this is huge.

I've never seen, like, a split-level master.

If you want to go around and just mark down

if you see anything broken, weird, cool...

Okay.

Because, Rocky-- you're the more experienced,

obviously, so I need to count on you.

- Yeah. - I know you can do it.

I know that we both have the same end goal--

to have a good time and to have good charters.

- Right. - Happy charter guests.

I know things ended a little bit awkward.

I just want to be a really good second stew for you.

I know you will, and I'm so thankful to have you here.

Are we really going to be on the same page?

Is she really meaning this,

or is she saying this and not feeling it?

Not sure what I'm up against.

The art on this boat is weird.

Five minutes, people. Let's go.

Hey, are we supposed to be wearing ties with our whites?

Negative.

So the rooms look ready and good?

- Yeah. - Okay.

I need everybody on the aft deck now.

The guests are starting to get down the dock.

(man) Look at that beautiful ship.

It's all ours for fun in the sun!

Here we go.

- Crew on the mast? - Oh, my God.

I've never heard of anything like this ever,

'cause that's how stupid it is.

(Rocky) They look happy.

- How you doing? - Great!

Steve, come on up.

This is Jennifer, my girlfriend.

- Jennifer. Captain Lee. - Hi, nice to meet you.

- I'm Steven Bradley. - Steven, my pleasure.

Pleasure, Captain.

Amy! Nice to meet you.

Hey! Charter one, here we go.

Hi, there, Steve. Leon.

- Hey, Leon. Chef Leon? - Chef Leon.

I had a Chef Leon in the Bahamas

on a billionaire's island before.

- Right, right, right. - All right.

This is gonna make it real easy.

(Kate) When I'm meeting new guests, I want to assume the best.

Maybe they're high-maintenance,

but there's different levels of high-maintenance.

I mean, you can love champagne, but that's easy to pour.

(all) Hey!

Did you hear that Aerosmith might be around town?

I did hear that.

If there's any way we can put the radar up

and try to find 'em, that would be really good.

Now, I can pull off almost any guest request,

but Aerosmith...

It's, like, so vintage.

It's 1990s.

I don't get it.

Kate is gonna get you guys all settled in,

give you a tour of the boat, and then we'll get under way.

Let's rock and roll.

Right this way, guys.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Guys, let's go ahead and get the luggage--load 'em up.

- So this is the main salon. - Wow, beautiful.

Absolutely gorgeous.

(Kate) This is one state room, and we have three like this.

(Steve) Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.

(Steve) Honey, we're home! [laughing]

Steve looks wild. He looks crazy.

I hope I have that much energy when I'm 58.

[Steve laughs]

(Jennifer) This is gorgeous.

(Steve) Man!

So, if you want to watch a movie...

- Uh-huh. - You can close the blinds.

(Steve) Oh, yeah.

Bow man's gonna be up there, and we're gonna be, you know,

getting frisky. [chuckles]

We're gonna go up straight to the Sky Lounge,

where I think you'll spend more of your time.

- Wow. - Wow.

(woman) It's amazing.

So we'll be serving breakfast, lunch, and dinner

- here for the most part. - Ooh, wow!

(Kate) Now we're gonna go up this spiral staircase,

if you want to go ahead.

(Steve) Home, sweet home right here.

Wow, the Jacuzzi! The pot is hot!

- Beautiful. - Great.

(woman) Look at the view. It's amazing.

(man) Beautiful.

(Lee) Attention all crew. Attention all crew.

We're getting under way.

All right, Don, you're on the bow.

Emile, you're on the side.

Now, would you all like us to unpack you?

No, thank you.

Getting out of here once Captain orders it.

- Copy that. - From the bow.

(Lee) That stern line is the critical one.

It's got to come off as fast as it can.

(Steve) Well, we're moving. It's shallow.

- Look at this sand. - This is so awesome.

Would you like some more champagne?

- A little. - Okay.

Give me "gistics" off that starboard side.

(Eddie) 50 feet off the jetty.

(Steve) Aerosmith!

I'm sure Aerosmith would want to come.

- Absolutely. - Yeah.

- Why wouldn't he? - I have--

That's what I'm saying.

(Leon) Salads are good to go.

Oh, my God.

(Kate) We're gonna go and move on to lunch.

That looks so beautiful.

One of the major things on a charter is the food.

It's not the toys.

It's not where you're taking 'em.

It's the be-all and end-all.

You serve bad food,

I guarantee you're gonna get bad tips.

This chicken is phenomenal.

(Steve) You guys have all been to the mansion.

You know that we have a chef there,

but she's not as creative as Chef Leon is, for sure.

(Leon) Everything okay, Kate?

Everything's great. It looks so beautiful.

And if there's some left, I would love to try it.

(Steve) Fantastic.

I had, like, two bites.

I reckon, before you leave this place, right,

you'll put weight on.

Well, thanks. I'm just standing around all this food.

Well, you could get a dishcloth and dry some lids with me.

Oh, you want me to dry with you. I'll dry with you, then.

Okay.

- Give me 150 feet. - Copy, 1-5-0.

[grunting]

- All right, lock it down there. - Yeah, we're on the bottom.

(Lee) All the toys are gonna go in the water--

two jet skis and two Seabobs.

- You got both of 'em? - Perfect.

You're good.

- Sir? - Oh, yeah. Thank you.

- My pleasure. - Gracias.

I know we're having a party for you guys later.

That's gonna be crazy.

Oh, it's gonna be interesting.

It'll be the first time I went to a foam party.

- Yeah. - I got my swim tux on.

Oh, my God.

I have respect for Steve.

He loves champagne,

tuxedo jacket when he's jet skiing,

so he dresses well for casual occasions.

It doesn't fit like it used to, but...

[laughs]

Steve might be my spirit animal.

He's clearly an animal.

James Bond over here. Oh, that's incredible, man.

Don, Don, Eddie.

How long have you been in the yachting industry?

I've been working on boats for a long time,

and I'd always been the chief engineer,

so I guess this is me adapting to, you know, multitasking.

Donny, Donny, Eddie.

Okay, so, hey, I'm, like, stew chef

or, like, not even cheffing, so I'm just the stew.

It took a minute, and now I'm feeling really good about it.

I didn't go to culinary school

to make beds and, like, fluff pillows.

But if I can clean a little bit and help out in the kitchen here

and help me get to where I want to go,

I'm gonna give it some passion, and can I tell you something?

I've got passion.

- What's Don doing? - Where's Don?

- I don't know. I'll call Don. - Yeah, where's Don?

I think they're calling you right now.

Are they? Hey, go ahead.

Let's put the jet skis away.

Making everything look pretty.

- We're trying. - Almost as pretty as you.

Oh, listen to you. You're too sweet.

We get trash bags.

Something to contain the foam.

Oh, yeah, and it's a dance floor!

On the toggle switch, which one do you use--

free fall or the other one?

- Plug the red connectors in... - Yeah.

- And then just twist that. - Got ya.

Is the master drinking champagne still?

(Amy) Master is just floating.

Yeah, on a bubble, a champagne bubble.

I want to go--I want to go fáááing see

if we can go meet Aerosmith.

So do you have a girlfriend or what?

Well, uh, no. Yes.

Who says no and then yes?

Me because it doesn't matter.

I'm working.

I love having pretty girls around me.

And I love having the attention.

On this boat, we have a good selection.

[laughs]

It's either one or the other. So which one is it?

It's complicated.

- Is it a no? - And you? And you?

Do you have a boyfriend?

A simple no.

Okay.

No, I'm single. I'm free. I can do whatever I want.

(Eddie) All right, start taking it up slow.

(Don) Okay, come up slow.

Yeah? Fair enough.

(Eddie) Hold it there.

Hold!

He is a deckhand before he is a second engineer.

So, if I'm telling him to get off the controls,

get off the controls.

If I tell you, "Listen, I need to take it,"

don't tell me to go talk to somebody and tell you about it.

I might have worded it wrong, but you understand where I was coming from.

No, I understand.

If that same thing happened to you,

wouldn't you react the same way?

- Yeah. No. - Yeah.

I would've been like, "Okay, that's weird,"

but I wouldn't have questioned you.

I got hired on this boat for my engineering skills,

not to be bossed around by a guy on deck.

For me, it was just so out of left field.

What?

Like, "I'm your boss," 'cause I'm your deckhand.

But I am your boss.

When you're working the deck...

- I am your boss. - Mm.

It's that simple.

[screams]

- Foam party 2015! - Foam party!

And we've been pumping alcohol at him.

Let's get the foam going.

But now he just needs to go to bed.

Come on, make it happen. Neck deep, neck deep.

What do they really talk about? Mm-hmm.

- You're peeing? - Yeah.

(Steve) Pee! Pee!

- Hey! Fáááing-- - Pee! Shh, quiet.

They aren't having really deep, meaningful conversation.

(Steve) Pee!

[whispering] Rocky--

No, don't go in there.

Fáááing--Shh. Oh, she peed!

And your face, like... [laughs]

I literally almost peed myself.

Let's go eat dinner!

When you're working the deck, I am your boss.

He comes on to a brand-new boat as a brand-new crew,

and he expects to be able to come in

and say no to a direct order.

Not gonna happen at all.

- It wasn't the right control. - Yeah.

If it was out of left field, I'm sorry,

but sometimes you just got to say "okay" and deal with it.

I immediately kind of got a real look at who Don really is.

Anything I can help with? I don't really care.

He doesn't like, uh, me being his boss, obviously.

I know, but let him do an engineering job kind of,

you know?

Listen, hey, it wasn't my call taking him off there.

- I can see both your sides. - Yeah.

But I can see why he's also kind of annoyed.

Oh, I can see it too. I totally understand where he's annoyed.

Okay.

'Cause this is a good engineer's job,

but I don't appreciate him questioning me...

when I tell him to do something.

I kind of sometimes feel like I'm the mom of the boat,

and when I see some of the kids aren't getting along--

If I can be like, "You didn't really mean it that way.

Be nice to your brother."

I just feel bad for him because he's very sensitive.

I can tell.

What is a foam party? I'm dying to know.

Y'all, it's fantastic.

Y'all are gonna have so much fun tonight.

You're basically dancing in foam.

[laughter] - It'll be fun, I promise.

- We're here! - Well, welcome.

- Here for dinner. - Thank you.

- We're ready. - Great.

- What do you think of this? - This is amazing.

- Oh, yeah, it's a robe party. - Oh, it's nice and warm.

Let's go eat dinner.

Is there any way that we can turn vodka

into water for Steve...

Yes.

- Yes, there is. - During dinner?

Like a reverse Jesus.

Ditch the clothes. This is a robe party.

No, my clothes stay on.

Oh, God.

Can I get any of you guys a glass of wine.

- Ditch the clothes--Yeah! - Yeah.

- White, Red? - Champagne for me, please.

I would pour maybe a little bit just around it, like that.

- Okay. - A little in the middle...

and just put this in the middle, have your condiments

in the middle and say, "There you are, guys."

Oh, that'll be cool.

So, after I got off the first jet ski, I went up.

And I did the second one.

- Yeah. - Pissed him off.

- Yeah, he came and asked me. - All right, all right.

I just told him, "I want you to get confident with it first,

"and then once you are--

and then someone else can have a go at it."

Sounds good, yeah.

Can we get a couple of mojitos?

(Kate) Por supuesto.

- Is there any more food? - No, not right now.

Unless he wants us to come with the soup

that goes on top of 'em.

Pardon me.

So do not eat this yet. It's the beginning of a soup.

All right, well, bon appétit! Let's try it out!

Not yet, it's part of a soup.

What?

Oh, oh! Qué es esto?

It's actually Jamaican conch chowder.

Bon appétit! Jamaican conch chowder.

I'm, like, loving it. This is, like, great.

(Connie) Okay, I'm gonna set up the foam party.

No, I'm coming to assess the situation.

I want to take trash bags...

and cut them into sheets.

Fake walls.

(Steve) So, anyhow, what do we have for a drink

before we go up to the top deck?

- We're not done with dinner. - We're not?

- We need to eat dinner. [laughter]

(Amy) Cheers to you, Steve.

He don't care about everybody else's rules.

Like, he just says what he wants.

I love all of you guys.

The primary has had quite a bit, of champagne and mojitos,

and he thought that the first course

was the entire meal.

So just go at your own pace.

Surf and turf--

I wanted to put a bit of a twist on it.

He did request on his preference sheet

he wanted a red-wine sauce.

I did an amazing little sangria red-wine jus.

So it's got orange. It's go cinnamon.

It's got sour anise.

Oh, my God.

(woman) I told you dinner was yet to come.

It's actually Bahamian lobster tail, filet.

You have carrots, Brussels sprouts, zucchini,

and over top, you have a "sangri" jus.

(Steve) Fantastic!

Oh, my God.

This is unbelievable,

The quality of this meat is incredible.

Oh, my God.

Oh, this is really windy up here.

No wonder we're not gonna have a foam party up here.

(Steve) I love you guys. I love all of you guys.

- You're all my best friends. - Cheers.

Today.

I admit, at first, I wasn't so sure about Leon,

but all the guests love his food.

I'm impressed. I'm surprised. I'm thrilled. I'm relieved.

Would you like to come up and deliver these?

Yes.

Leon, Leon.

Nice light dessert there for you.

A nice little rum-- some people might like it.

A rum panna cotta.

It's just got fresh fruits, beautiful mango,

nice raspberries, strawberries.

- Enjoy. - You've done a fabulous job.

(Leon) Thank you. Team effort. Team effort.

(Steve) Yay!

You have exceeded our expectations.

We're just starting. We're just starting.

- Enjoy. Bon appétit. - Hey!

(Leon) Thank you.

What's going on with the foam party back there?

- You know anything about it? - It's ready to go.

(Connie) Everything's put up. He said the hard part's done.

Once it starts, it just goes and goes and goes.

- It's ready, okay. - Yep.

They've got the foam party ready!

- Whoo! - Let's head down below.

I haven't been to a foam party since college.

I'm kind of pumped.

The professional said

that's a little foam-party stage down there.

- Really? - Uh-huh.

I got some glow sticks for you. You want 'em?

(Steve) Are we ready?

Y'all want to you go to the foam party?

- I'll lead you down. - Whoo!

All right, all right.

Whoo!

Come on!

Come play.

Es mi sueño.

It's my dream. Come on.

This is not a foam party...

Neck deep! Come on, make it happen.

Here you go! Cheers!

Come on! Everybody get down here for the party!

Steve wanted foam up to his neck,

but the wind is blowing, like, 25 knots,

so it's just taking all the foam and blowing it away.

No foam party.

[yells]

Come on! All my guests, get down here!

Foam party 2015!

- Foam party! - Whoo!

Come on! Let's go! Get down here!

Last season, when I worked with Amy,

I thought her cheerfulness was kind of annoying.

It was like working with someone who's always on

The Price is Right, like, "Whoo!"

But this time, I love Amy's talent.

I could be blowing bubbles,

and that would be the most amazing foam party of 2015.

- Foam is coming! Oh, yeah! - Whoo!

[laughter] - [screaming]

[shouting indistinctly]

- Aah! - Whoo!

Music! Whoo!

I'm DJ--I can't. Hey, you guys go. I'm DJing.

I see him, and nobody really wants to dance with him,

and I'm like, "You know what? I'll go hit the foam."

Might as well give him 100%.

Come on, come on, baby.

- Oh, this guy's great. - Where's the champagne?

Hey! Hey! Quita las manos, papi!

Steve's gonna have fun. Guess what.

He has ton of money. He rented this yacht.

If he wants to get a little touchy-feely,

I can totally deal with that.

I'd be flirting with girls too.

Do you have a boyfriend?

- Nope, single. - All right, cool.

- Ah! [both laughing]

Foam party! Whoo!

So much foam!

Who the fááá are you? [laughs]

Oh, I'm the boatswain.

- The boatswain. - Yeah!

All right, we love the boatswain.

Join us! More foam!

More foam, boatswain!

- Get in on it! - Aah!

Steve is...

Wow.

[laughs]

He has taken having a good time

to a level I wasn't sure was attainable.

More foam!

All right, guys, I got to get out of here.

- Deuces. - No, get it going! The foam!

Let's get the foam going.

- I guess I'm the bad guy. [woman shouting]

- No! - I got to be the bad guy.

No, no, no, no. This is not even close.

Yes, I'm sorry.

He can make a neck-deep foam party.

Honey.

He can make it happen.

We've been pumping alcohol in him

since he's gotten here, because he's requested it,

but now he just needs to go to bed.

Come on, make it happen. Neck deep, neck deep.

We want to party on Eros!

[laughing]

This is sick!

Did he say "crew on the mast"?

Do, like, something gangster.

- "Crew on the mast"? - Oh, my God.

You doing okay in there, Rocky?

Yeah, but I want to be out here.

I don't want to be down there making a bed

when it's like this.

Just say this with me-- "the motion of the ocean."

Think of me as this, like, little dolphin, mermaid,

crazy energetic, crazy water person

and I'm stuck... [imitates whooshing]

below deck with no windows, no air.

I'm tripping.

I want to take a quick picture.

[camera shutter clicks]

It's kind of hard.

Can we get up? Just go, like, quick.

Rocky's a hot mess of fun, and I love adventure.

So, yeah, of course I'm gonna follow her.

What do you expect?

(Rocky) Oh, yeah. This is sick!

Emile! Emile! Come on. Get up here.

This is all right.

- Watch out for those things. - Yeah.

You want a photo?

- Look at it. - Here, here, here.

Watch--Don't-- That's where you're standing.

[Rocky giggles]

- Did he "say crew on the mast"? - Did you hear that?

- "Crew on the mast." - Oh, my God.

Who's up there?

God damn it.

Do, like, something gangster. Be, like...

(Kate) I've never heard of anything

like this in yachting happening ever,

'cause that's how stupid it is.

[laughs]

All right, you guys need to come down off of there.

We're in trouble. Sháá.

If the boat is rocking one foot,

on the top of the mast, it's gonna be rocking five feet.

It'd make it very easy to fall off the boat.

You'll probably die. We'll never find you.

Go down, just go. Fááá. I hate sháá like that.

(Rocky) We're in trouble.

(Eddie) This season on Below Deck...

I'm the king of the world!

Whoo!

Life doesn't get any better than this.

- All right, let's do this. - Copy that.

Here we are, living, working, and playing

amongst the richest people in America.

Hi, Mom!

This is like "Bathtub Confessions."

Anybody need a refill?

[laughter]

(Rocky) Money, money, money, money.

(Amy) We're getting to live in a palace,

but, um...

I'm maid.

(all) Hi!

(Connie) Who are they?

Cynthia Bailey is a Real Housewife from Atlanta.

From Tapout. Huge.

200 million. Sold.

Everybody gets an equal share of the tips.

- 25 large. - Yeah!

Oh.

You've got a girl back home?

Okay, good answer.

I'm an equal-opportunity dater.

I love having pretty girls around.

[laughing]

They're perfect for each other. They're both batsháá crazy.

Losing my frickin'-- I'm losing it.

[shouting wildly]

Cabin fever is real, and it makes you crazy.

[laughter]

I just want to say it to your face.

I don't like it. Is that okay?

Not like you say it to other people.

(Rocky) We're all supposed to get along with each other.

- Mm-mm. - You've come to save us?

I don't know what I'm here for.

(Kate) It's beautiful.

Chef Leon's got fáááing bull on that.

You're spreading these rumors.

You're saying that something happened between us?

You're really fáááing with me here.

I made a huge mistake, huge.

(Lee) We screwed the pooch so many times.

I think we should have

a fáááing litter of puppies running around.

I'm not gonna get fáááing fired. You will get fired first.

[grinding]

- Aah! - Whoa!

It fáááing stops here and now.

There's your ticket.

- Get the fááá off. - You got your--

Get your finger out of my face. Back off.

- Fire. That's fire. - Where?

- It's in there. - Oh, my God.

Rocky? Can you unlock the door?

You're just gonna walk away? Rocky.

- Yeah, she's jumping. - Rocky's in the water.

It's good times there, right, bro?

All right.

[laughing]

(Amy) For more Below Deck, go to bravotv.com.