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[car honks]

[frogs croaking]

[dog barks]

And now the Internet.

The answers to the mysteries of the universe,

right at your fingertips.

It's an endless well of knowledge.

More like an endless well of cat videos.

[meowing]

[all] Aw.

Do you think he's self-taught?

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow♪

[all] Ooh!

[clattering] [all] Huh?

Guys, guys, guys! I did it!

I fixed Frobo!

Come on! Check it out!

Fixed him? [mumbling] Uh...

Okay, show us Frob--

What the hay? Uh...

So, what do you think?

Pretty impressive, right?

Ow!

Impressive's one way to put it.

You guys ready for this?

Polly, I don't think you should turn him on yet.

Yeah. Are you sure you even know what you're doing?

Of course I know what I'm doing, Anne.

Everything's gonna be just fine.

Something's supposed to happen, right? [all scream]

Finally, my new one-of-a-kind limited edition controller just came in.

Aw.

Meow! [hisses]

Polly, what were you thinking? You could've just killed us.

Sorry, sorry. I know he's got some kinks to work out but--

Nuh-uh. Enough of this.

I forbid you from working on this robot further.

I'm with Hop Pop, Polly.

I think we should wait till we get back to Amphibia.

Then maybe we can find someone who knows robots, you know?

I know you miss him. We do too.

But you just need to be patient.

Hey, how about a new robot friend to play with?

This is Teddy Lumpkins. He used to be my best friend.

I eat eyes...

[both gasp] What the--

...cream. I eat ice cream.

Oh. Well, that's fine.

Loggle would like this thing.

How dare you? Frobo can't be replaced!

I want to nibble your fingers.

[giggles]

[all shudder]

Okay, creepy bears aside,

don't work on Frobo.

[sighs] Maybe you guys are right.

Wow, that's surprisingly mature of you.

Mm-hmm. Hey, can I borrow your laptop?

I don't see why not.

[grunts]

"Eh, I forbid you. It's too dangerous."

[scoffs]

The look on their faces

was pretty funny, though, huh, Frobes?

Oh, right. You're still broken.

But don't worry. We can fix you.

I just need to educate myself.

Anne did say you can learn anything you want on the Internet.

I guess we should give it a try.

Fasten your seat belt, Frobes. We're going in.

[mechanical beeping]

[dog barking]

[frogs croaking]

[gunfire]

Well, that was two hours of my life I'll never get back.

Oh, hey, what's this?

"IT Gals. Just two girlfriends who really love robots."

Cool!

[Ally] Isn't he adorable?

[Jess] I just can't with that belly.

Just goes to show, anyone can make and maintain a robot

if you have the will, the know-how...

...and our step-by-step tutorials.

[both] And remember, if it doesn't compute, it's time to reboot.

[both scream]

Welp, that's all I needed to hear.

[Jess] Welcome to the IT Girls Self-Help Playlist.

First up, gearing up.

The keywords are safety...

[Ally] ...and style.

[Ally] If you find that you're having problems with the sockets...

[Jess] ...try finding any problematic lug nuts and tightening them up.

[Ally] Connect the red and blue wires.

[Jess] Don't forget to add cosmetics for flavor.

[Ally] You'll be surprised what tools you'll find just lying around the house.

[Jess] All right, it's time for today's topic.

Souls. Do robots have them?

[mechanical groaning]

It is our belief that anything with memories has a soul.

And boy, do robots have memory. Am I right?

[snorts] You've heard from us, now we wanna hear from you.

Chime in down below in the comments.

Interesting query, ladies. But I think I'm just about finished.

[groans] Why aren't you turning on?

Hmm...

It's time to call in the big guns.

[dialing]

Hello! How's it going?

Uh, hi. My name's Polly. Big fan.

Long story short, I have a bit of a robotics issue.

Oh, my gosh!

Is that a robot?

He's beautiful.

[mechanical groaning]

Out of my way, Pandatron.

Tell us everything.

Well, he had a bit of an accident.

I think I've done a pretty sweet job of putting him back together,

but he just isn't powering on.

Well, what are you using as a power source?

I just took some batteries out of the TV remote.

[chuckles] Oh, no. That will never be enough.

You could try a battery module with a compatible connector and corresponding voltage.

Like the kind they put in those creepy animatronic children's toys.

I think I've got just the thing.

Oh, but Polly, I definitely wouldn't turn him on in your garage.

Yeah, you'd need to be in a big space, like a warehouse,

and have tons of fire extinguishers.

That thing looks like it's capable of a lot of output.

I'll say it again. Do not do this at home.

Heck, we can actually help you rent a space.

It'll take a couple of weeks, but we-- Thanks, girls.

I'll take that into consideration. Bye!

Do you think she's gonna turn that thing on?

Oh, yeah.

Just a nibble. I swear.

This is it. When I hit this button, he'll be back.

[gasps] I should get the fam.

[man on TV] I hate gravel. It's bumpy and bothersome. And it gets everywhere.

[woman on TV] I love you.

[gunfire] [woman screams]

I still can't believe you guys like the prequels more.

Look, Anne, we just watched them in order with no context.

You can't blame us for not having nostalgia.

I did it! I fixed him!

[all] You what?

I thought you were looking at cat videos.

Gosh! Dang it, Polly! You outfoxed me again.

There was deception, yes.

But I got help on the Internet,

and now if I press this button, he'll be back.

Yay, right? Say it with me now.

Yay!

Didn't I forbid you from working on him?

It's way too dangerous for you to be messing around

with things you don't understand.

Yeah, my hair is still singed

from the last time you "knew what you were doing."

What if when you turn him on this time, he blows off your legs?

You just got your legs.

It's awesome that you fixed him,

but I think we should wait

till we get back to Amphibia to turn him on.

Just to be safe.

Seconded. Thirded.

I don't believe this!

After all of the work I've done,

after how much I've missed him, you three wanna leave him dead?

Well, who needs you guys?

Wait! Polly, get back here!

[Hop Pop] Polly, don't do it!

It could be dangerous!

I ain't waiting another second to see my best friend again.

Polly! [all gasp]

All right! One more hit,

and this ten-hour boss battle will finally be over.

[gasps]

[electrical whir]

Start up engage.

Model number F0-R1. Factory settings restored.

Frobo, is that you? It's me. Polly.

Username not recognized.

Will now attempt to make contact with headquarters.

A higher vantage point is necessary.

A higher vantage point?

Whoa!

[screams]

Hang on, Polly!

[pants]

Oh, no. Look!

-Booster malfunction detected. -[alarm beeping]

Oh! That can't be good.

[powers down]

[screams]

Hey, do you guys know Polly? Little kid, has a tail, built a crazy robot?

[Polly screaming]

[both] Oh, my gosh!

[alarm beeping] Frobo!

We're in big trouble!

Please, it's me! Polly. You've got to remember.

Oh, Frobo. I just missed you so much.

And now we're both gonna die.

I'm so sorry.

-[humming] -[heartbeat thumping]

I will call you Frobo.

Can we please keep him? I'll be his big sister.

Polly, I will save you.

Frobo! [echoing]

Po-- Polly.

Frobo, you're back!

Yay!

Quick, do something!

We're about to hit the ground!

[alarm beeping continues]

[groans]

She's okay!

Oh, thank frog! [sighs]

You guys were right.

I was so impatient with bringing him back to life

that I killed him all over again.

[sobbing]

[Frobo] Po-- Polly.

[gasps] Frobo!

You big, lovable lug.

I'll fix you right this time and be slow and careful.

No matter how much I miss ya.

[all] Aw!

Sturdy! Impressive!

Looks like his hard drive is still in one piece at least.

I think next time, we just need to tune the PID controllers.

Oh, yeah! Increase his lateral and longitudinal stability.

Totally. Hmm.

I'm just curious. What was the covariance of the pose estimate

coming out of the SLAM module?

Simultaneous Localization And Mapping? Well...

Wow, Polly really got into this computer stuff, huh?

Hmm. Maybe we shoulda used the interwebs to educate ourselves too,

instead of watching cat videos.

Did someone say cat videos?

♪ Meow, meow, meow, meow Meow, meow, meow, meow♪

[all laugh]

Ain't that cute?

[screams] The backyard!