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[car honks]

[frogs croaking]

[birds chirping]

[mumbles]

[snoring]

-[Mrs. Boonchuy] Anne! -[gasps]

Breakfast!

I'll just hit send real--

[Mrs. Boonchuy] Now! Yep! Okay, okay!

Lord Frankerton, may I join you at the window?

[Lord Frankerton] Only if you wish to torment me.

[groans]

Whoa! Someone didn't sleep.

Nope. I spent all night researching ways to get you guys home.

And possibly the night before that.

You? Researching?

Who are you and what have you done with my daughter?

Har! Har! So, I was thinking,

what if there's a second calamity box here on Earth?

So I mapped out every thrift store in a 50-mile radius,

- and if we leave right now-- - Pass.

Primthistle Manor isn't gonna binge itself.

Everyone, quiet.

Lord Frankerton's confessing his love for Lady Franklin.

My dearest Lady Franklin,

I simply cannot contain my passion for you any longer.

Oh, Lord Frankerton.

-[Hop Pop] Amazing! -[Polly gasps] I'm shocked.

And it only took three seasons.

[sighs] Why does it feel like I'm the only one trying to find a way back to Amphibia?

Anne, we have been trying.

But it's okay to take a day off to recharge every now and then.

There's no time, you guys. Come on. Let's get back to research.

Since you seem to enjoy research so much now,

what if you four spend the day at the museum and wrote a report?

You have a lot of makeup schoolwork to do.

[all] Oh! Do we have to?

Yes. I'm also cleaning the house.

There's slime everywhere.

And I'm not pointing fingers,

but I need you all out of the way.

Gross, Anne.

[cooing]

Energy sensor unresponsive.

Will attempt to hack into the local frequencies.

I'll pick you up at 6:00. Have fun, but also learn.

[all groan]

[all] Ooh!

Whoa! Looks like you guys used to have a monster problem too.

[yawns] Ooh.

Wait. Your people think the world is round?

Wow!

I like these guys. They get it.

See? We can have a fun one-off just like we did in Amphibia.

Anne? Anne? What?

You gotta take a break from all of this research.

Don't worry, HP. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Burning yourself out isn't gonna help us get home to Amphibia.

Amphibia. Yeah, that's what I said.

No. Look!

Call me crazy, but that looks like--

[Polly] One of us! [Anne] I don't believe it.

Could this be the clue we've been looking for?

Didn't expect to see frogs in here, eh? [screams]

What? Frogs? Huh?

Oh. You're talking about the pod.

Sure. What'd you think I was talking about?

Name's Dr. Jan. I'm a curator here.

And an avid lover of all things ancient.

[whispering] Why did she wink at me?

So staring at this pod, eh? Interesting, isn't it?

The frog here was depicted in a very unconventional fashion.

Bipedal. Oh!

It must've been some kind of deity.

Huh. You don't say.

Maybe it's a frog-shaped alien, right? From another dimension.

[chuckles] What?

Frog-shaped?

[laughs] Sorry, sorry.

I'm really into kryptons. You know, UFOs and stuff.

Anyway, you got any other questions?

Do you know anything about portals to--

Nope, not at all. Actually, I hate history and museums. Yuck.

Oh, that's too bad. And kind of insulting.

Well, if you change your mind, just holler, "Dr. Jan!"

And I'll fly in like an information superhero.

Uh-- Dr. Jan away!

[imitating engine]

Hey! Why did you blow her off? Maybe she knows something.

What? Come on, dude. We don't know anything about that lady.

How do you know we can trust her? Paranoid much?

But that thing's our first real clue.

Agreed. We can't just drop it.

What if there's a map painted on the bottom?

Or a secret code that only shows up under black light?

Well, if you don't wanna ask that Dr. Jan for help, what are we gonna do?

Rob the museum?

I still can't believe we're robbing the museum.

Shh! [Mrs. Boonchuy] Anne?

You guys okay in here?

All good. Just finishing that report.

Don't believe you, but okay.

[snoring] Looks like she bought it.

Anne. Huh? Where was I?

Oh, yeah. We did way more dangerous stuff in Amphibia.

At least nothing here's gonna spit acid at us.

That you know of.

Come on, guys. If you don't break a few rules for this,

how are we ever gonna get back?

So, what's the plan?

[chuckles]

[clears throat]

Hmm.

Aha! Very into this.

[chattering]

First, we gotta distract the guards.

Hop Pop? On it.

So, my question is

how did those bones get underground in the first place?

Meow! I'm a cat!

[purrs]

[snarls, grunts]

Hey, my shoe! [meows]

After that fabulous cat.

Then, Polly, you get us inside.

[cackles]

[cat snarling] Sup, fools?

[Anne] Lastly, Sprig,

you take out all the cameras.

[grunting]

[grunts]

Target found.

[grunts]

Those guards got tired of chasing me

and stopped at a coffee shop.

We got a good 20 minutes.

Nicely done. Now, all we have to do is-- is--

[snoring]

Hey, Anne! Not a good time to nap!

Right! Sorry. Let's do this thing.

[sighs] That's a lot of lasers.

Don't worry. [bones cracking] I got this.

[grunts, screams]

Aha!

Wow! That was easy.

This isn't a movie, Sprig.

Not everything has a dramatic twist.

[laughs]

Not you again!

[screaming]

[all screaming]

[all scream]

-[screams] -[Polly] Hey!

Leave them alone!

[screams]

[pants]

[grunting]

Eat the rich!

[Frobo squealing]

How're we gonna stop this thing?

I think I just got an idea.

Hey, can opener, wanna fight?

I'm all yours!

Let's rumble, robot!

[screams]

[grunts]

Any last words?

You're history. [caws]

[coughs] Anne!

Don't worry, guys. We got him.

[grunts]

[screams]

No, you're history. [laughing]

Freeze! Put your hands in the...

air?

Alert, alert. Do not be seen.

No way. A robot?

I'm fine, HP.

Thank frog no one got hurt.

Oh, no. Guys, your disguises!

[all grunt]

[gasps] Frog aliens?

[both] What the--

I-I can't believe I forgot!

Mitchell, Rodney, this has been a terrible misunderstanding.

These are performers rehearsing an exciting historical reenactment of some kind.

We'll clean this mess up tomorrow.

You two can go home. I'll take it from here.

Whew! Thank goodness! I knew it.

[both] Night, Dr. Jan.

Oh, hey, Dr. Jan.

So, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this.

And I can't wait to hear it.

Frog aliens, robots. Spill it, kid!

This is a dream come true!

We can't do this on our own, Anne.

Maybe it's time we try trusting someone.

Wow! Sound like you've been through a lot.

I see why you're in such a rush for answers, but why the heist?

Why didn't you just ask me?

Uh, made sense earlier.

If I'm honest, I'm sort of running on empty right now.

She hasn't slept in days.

Well, that's no good. Here. Look at this.

Back when I was younger I would stay up for days on a dig.

I couldn't go home knowing we were so close.

One time I got sloppy with a dynamite charge

and, well, this was a triceratops. [chuckles]

[all groan]

What's a triceratops?

I get it. So what you're saying is

if I keep this up I may do more harm than good?

Here. I'll make you a deal.

I'll keep your secret and help you research this artifact

if you go home and get some sleep.

Deal. Thanks, Dr. Jan.

Real quick. Before we go, do you have a black light?

I wanna check and see if this baby has any secret codes on it?

Black light? Go sleep. Take a day off.

The world will still be spinning tomorrow.

[Hop Pop] Still not sold on this spinning globe theory.

[sighs] Oh, what the heck?

[sighs] No way.

You've got to be kidding me!