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(TROUBLES OF THE BELL)

(CONFUSED ITEMS)

- Congratulations! - Congratulations!

- Must be male! - God bless you! - Thank you!

- Hey! - Sons! - Thank you!

- What a lovely couple! - Thank you thank you.

(CONFUSED ITEMS)

Man is not man ... if he is not a father!

(APPLAUSE AND CRITICAL APPROVAL)

What have you got, Miuzza ?! Help me!

Miuzza! Give me a hand! My wife feels sick!

Miuzza! Help me! Miuzza! Miuzza!

Help me! Don't leave me alone!

Miuzza! Give me a hand! Don't leave me alone!

Call the doctor! (THE DOCTOR RIDE)

Soon, a priest!

Miuzza! On! (TOWARDS AMAZING)

(TOWARDS AMAZING) Madonna...

- Oh ... oh ... - Stop it, this belly!

No! Give me a hand! My wife breaks out!

(EXPLOSION)

(LOLLO GRIDA)

Lollo, love, here is the coffee!

But what did you do? You're all wet.

I pissed myself. Happy?

Who put this deal ?! Ah, good morning, Don Vincenzo!

You know that on Sunday you have to bring the statue of the Virgin in procession?

- I'm sorry but I can not. - Are you crazy? How, can't you ?!

I am a sinner. Last time you denied me absolution!

Of course, you come to confess me that you don't want children!

What are you listening to ?! Move the cart!

You speak of '' coitus interruptus '', buy those rubber business ...

the secret of confession where does it go ?!

But if everyone knows it! And you continue to make the '' mammon cat ''!

A sinner cannot carry that statue would contaminate it.

- Lollo! - Eh? - Wait up!

(in Latin) I absolve you in the name of the Father, the Son...

..and of the Holy Spirit, amen.

Here, see you on Sunday. Accurate 08:00!

(softly) What a 'puttaniero' priest.

You have to drink a spoon in a cup hot water every night.

- Not so cago. - This works. - Good evening. - Good evening.

- Good evening to all. - One minute and I'm with her.

- I'm not in a hurry, for what I have to take ... - No, use yourself.

- Thank you. The usual box. - Yet a? But if he took it the other day?

- Don't you want to give it to me? - No, but last week too ...

Is there rationing? Everyone makes their cocks, are we kidding?

Until there's the pill for the men ... Do not wrap, that's okay.

- You should use this stuff all! Account. - All right.

Nowadays it is criminal bring children into the world!

Do you know how many we will be in 1998? Six and a half billion!

And in 2070? We will be 27 billion!

What the fuck you give me? Not so cago.

Did you hear that? No one thinks about the future of humanity.

The situation is dramatic, but everyone thinks of his own business.

Selfishness! Here is the evil of humanity!

- They're your dicks. - Good evening, Don Lollo.

Look here, I'm forced to play the fool ...

..to act, to buy condoms.

It just sucks to name them!

Because of you... I have to pretend I don't want children!

which for a son I am emptying the soul, I who would give my blood!

If you mind, then don't buy them anymore.

You're right, that's enough! I throw everything away! That's enough!

What is this house? A deposit of condoms ?! Take it all away! Street!

- Stop, love! What are you doing? - Shut up!

How disgusting! No more antics! The comedy is ended!

But I don't want to pass for powerless! I will tell everyone that you are sterile!

Look here, a sea of ​​bullshit!

(ROSALIA PIANGE)

Miuzza! Rosalia, don't do that! Forgive me! Do not Cry!

- You know I don't want to see you to cry. - Don't leave me, love!

This is the tragedy. If I wanted to leave you, everything would be solved.

Without you, what do I live to do?

- I didn't want to come! - I tell him everything!

- Do what you like. - Do you want to decide? - Go, go.

We hope you will not regret it, my daughter.

I mean, doctor, the fact is that Lollo wants a child.

Thing? Does your husband want a child ?! But it's great news!

Why all these mysteries? You could have said it before!

You finally decided, eh?

I decided a horn! Lollo has always been very important!

What are you saying? Lollo has always said that he didn't want any children!

He says it again, but because he is ashamed!

He doesn't want to make me look bad!

To you? But what do you have to do with it? Do you want me to understand?

Lollo has always wanted children, since the wedding night.

And five ...

These will be five twins. Now we have to find five names.

Five names five!

(Rosalia) (We found the five names, but we didn't know who to put them on.)

(Rosalia) (time passed and the children did not come.)

(Rosalia) (Lollo didn't know how to be right, ...)

(... he always checked my belly, hips, breasts, everything.)

Not even an inch more. Always the same!

- What are you doing? - Turgid must be!

Take this off. Here, not even a gland! Damn!

Negative.

Five days late! Maybe we are!

(NOISE OF SCIACQUONE)

- Don't tell me ... - Eh ... they arrived.

And they fucked me!

Coward! Coward! Coward!

(Rosalia) (He never gave me respite, he always thought of that.)

- But, Lollo, yet? - Let's start again.

- Lollo, still for a long time? - Don't move, please!

I know, it's inconvenient, but you don't have to waste not even a drop!

Up, up, up ... stop!

But why didn't you tell me before? You've been married for years!

- Seven! - He always made you do it this life? - No, no, on the contrary.

He seemed to have resigned himself, until three months ago, ...

..when that terrible thing happened misfortune to uncle Pietro.

(SIREN AND VOUSER CONFUSED) Get away! You can't go!

- Down in the ravine! - Madam, where are you going ?!

You can't go! Back!

- What a disgrace! - The whole family Beating up like this, in one shot!

Back! You can't go down!

With the dark and the rain, Marshal, we do what we can.

- There are four victims. - Does anyone show signs of life? - No.

Now that they're all dead, what the pasta factory will do?

He will end up with his nephew, in Lollo! He's the only one left!

Uncle kept it in the pasta factory just for pity's sake!

- Now he becomes the master! - Here is Don Lollo, he is coming!

I'm sorry I made you come, but they tell me that she is the only relative.

- Yes, it's the only one! - How did it happen?

They skidded, ended up in the ravine and all four died.

Four? Five! To me he was said "the whole family".

- Yes, the father and 3 children. - No! A father and 4 children, right? - Yup!

- They told me 3. Permit! There's another body in the ravine!

- Unfortunately she was right. Condolence. - Condolence.

- (crying) What a disgrace! I remained alone! - Courage.

And then started again ... worse than before.

'' New wealth erase wisdom. "

(crying) Now he no longer resigns.

He wants lerede, and I have to absolutely give him this son!

Doctor, please help me! That's why I'm here!

Keep calm. Nowadays, from sterility one can heal.

Have you heard?! I can heal! And you who didn't want to take me there!

- Here it is. This specialist can solve everything for you. - Thank you.

He's in Catania. He's good gynecologist, can give you the right care.

- You'll have to check first. - One moment!

What should my daughter check ?! Where should he check it ?!

Where is it? There! The ovaries, the uterus, the salpinge ...

No, don't touch that! No man he must touch it, only her husband!

- But, Mom! - It would be a disgrace! - What are you saying ?! We are in 2000!

Man has set foot on the moon!

- A doctor can't put his hand on what? - No! On the thing no!

If God wanted it sterile, God's will be done!

Come! But what does this say ?! Now let's put the salpinge in the street!

- Now all your beliefs they go fuck themselves, eh? - Which?

Those on overpopulation in 2000, on not having to have children.

Now ... have you read I? A son You must do it. Indeed, at least two!

- Go to work, don't get involved. - I kiss your hands, sir.

- Vanni, don't take it, come on! - Hello.

Pope!

He was born ... a king! (APPLAUSE)

- 250,000. - No.

- (Mother) 300,000. - No way.

- 350! - How can you offer us one so figure! Don't you see how he suffers?

(THE WOMAN PIANGE)

He's still in the belly and do you want to take it away already?

400,000! Done deal! No more talk about it, okay ?!

Two Americans offered us half million for the last. We refused.

We kiss our hands. Carmela, we return home.

No, ma'am, wait a minute!

Why did you let me come here ?!

- Maybe I found the solution to all our problems. - I mean?

- There's a pregnant woman there, wait for a child! - So?

- We'd sell it, you know? - What should I understand?!

What's wrong? They are poor, they have so many!

TV also says that the Americans they buy so many. I remain hidden.

- And then let's say he's our son? - Yes my love. - Get out! - Lollo!

- Lolluzzo! - Shut up! Not are you ashamed of what you do?

- We have been questioned. - How many children have you already sold? - Four.

- Don't you suck? - Why? I'm unemployed, I can't keep them!

- If you can't keep them, why are you doing them ?! - To sell them!

- Get out of here if I don't kill you. - Best price, 300,000!

- OUTSIDE HERE! STREET! - But, Lollo, we're in their house!

Ah, yes. Then off with us. STREET! There is no justice in this world!

A "half-blowjob" like him must all these children do ?!

They come to me.

Wretches! Cowardly! You wanted to buy a child from me!

You have not yet understood that I want a child of mine ?!

Blood of my blood, blood of the my father's blood! Wretched!

I don't need to buy a child, I can do it whenever I want!

Be careful, don't provoke me. Even if I love you, don't do it.

We are not even relatives, we are only husband and wife!

(SOUND OF THE BAND AND SONG OF THE FAITHFUL)

- Mom, then? - There is, I spoke to her. Now everything depends on him.

(SOUND OF THE BAND AND SONG OF THE FAITHFUL)

- Lollo ... - Eh? - I have decided. - What?

I'm ready to sacrifice myself for your happiness!

Does this seem like the moment ?! We'll talk about that later!

Do you see the one with the black veil? The one with the book in hand.

- And who is it? - She's a widow. Mom talked to her.

- He says she's gonna do it a child with you. - You are crazy?

- But you really would be willing ... - Everything, just to make you happy.

Rosalia!

- Careful, Lollo! - Madonna! - I'll help you! - Sorry.

(SOUND OF THE BAND AND SONG OF THE FAITHFUL)

(out of tune) who is our Father!

(out of tune) who is our King!

(SOUND OF THE BAND)

Here, I wrote you the address. Maria Cultrera, vouse Caruso.

Just give her the money. Only half, the other half after delivery.

Miuzza, what you're doing I will never forget it, I swear.

- Go, that is waiting for you! - It goes'. But, I beg you, hurry up.

What's the matter? You know me. I go, do and come back.

- But be quiet, my heart stay here with you. - Lollo ...

Lollo, go! First go and get back first!

You have everything?

Pope!

Dad, help me! Tell me if it's right what I'm about to do!

Just a fuck!

- Excuse me, there was a mistake! - I did it for fear!

AIT!

'' Corso Garibaldi 4 ''. It's here.

It is allowed? Anybody in?

(THE ABBAY DOG RABBIOSOUSLY)

- Are you Mr. Mascalucia? - Yup. - Please, I've been waiting for you.

Please, please.

- Something wrong? - No, everything is fine!

- I saw her with a black shawl, all mysterious ... - So what?

Now the mystery is gone.

- Please, put yourself at ease, I come immediately. - Yup.

I'll make you some tea.

(THE CHILD SCOREGGIA) Bravo, Calogero, you did!

Of course not! It's three days that just makes me aries!

Fault of the stones you eat! It is a greedy!

(ROSARIO PIANGE) I didn't do anything to him!

- I'll come right away. - I did not see it.

Don't pay any attention to me when I'm there children, there is always mess. You go.

You take Rosario. (ROSARIO PIANGE)

Chained, come to get you Rosario, come on!

- I'll do it immediately. - Take it easy. - Put him to bed, otherwise he gets angry.

Nice mom!

He has been sleeping for two years. Will he be sick? Rest in peace.

- This ... is the agreed sum. - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

When there was my good soul husband, he fucked him all the money.

Things were bad! He was a real man! '' Masculo ''!

- You prepare yourself. - Calmly.

Shit, what a piss! Wait for me to dry.

(Calogero) Mama, poop! Mom, poop!

Crocifissa, put Calogero on the jar, think of it!

Done. But are you still there? Don't you lie down?

- But, I say ... certain things ahead children don't ... - And why?

In that bed, with my husband's soul, ...

.. we children did, not counting the rest!

One thing I recommend, Don Lollo: hold me tight, strong!

the shriek, scream, shake me, bite, and sometimes scratch.

Is that okay? More intimate? My mustache!

Do I have to take it all off?

Or do you prefer me with culottes? I raise it, eh?

- I take it ... Levo? - (in a choked voice) No!

- But how long does it take? How much?! - The time it takes, right?

- I can't stand it anymore! - Where are you going? - I'm going to meet him!

- I can't wait here! - It takes an hour just to go there!

I am full of bubbles for abstinence.

What's up? Don't like me?

No, I like it a lot, it's my type.

So forget it, not we dirty everything with material deeds!

- But then ... - Money can keep them. - Oh, thank you, thank you!

- What are you doing? - Thank you very much!

(CALOGERO PIANGE) Sorry.

Ah, Calogero made it!

- Thank you, Don Lollo! - At least he did it!

(Maria) But what a pity ...

Lollo ... Lollo, what is it?

Lollo, what are you doing here?

What happened? Answer me, love.

Have you been to the widow?

So?

But how? You?

With one like that, not even him he would have made it. True, Dad?

- Rosalia, come home. - All right.

- I'll give daddy a fix, then I'll I reach. - All right. - Go. - Hi.

(LOLLO SOSPIRA)

(THE PRIEST RECESSED THE '' OUR FATHER '' IN LATIN)

(PRAYERS AND PLANTS FROM THE CORTEO FUNEBRE)

Ah! But you look where they go to do the holes!

(THE PRIEST PLEASE LATIN)

Porcaccia miseria zozz ...

Ah, it's yours! I measured it!

Precise! Perfect! Congratulations! Congratulations!

What can you do?

(THE PRIEST LIES UP THE VOICE AND PLEASE LATIN)

(THE PRIEST GRIDA)

An abundant kilo of escarole for the Lady.

- Put it here. How much do I pay? - Only 500.

- You don't care, do you? - Santa Rosalia is a witness!

- They are fake! Don't fuck me! - Oh God!

- How do you allow yourself? You want to do it miss the baby ?! - What a fright.

Sorry.

(CALL FOR YOUNG CHILDREN AND YOU'LL READ A Sister)

- The mother superior is not in office. I'm going to look for it. - Thank you.

After all, we're doing good! These single mothers are ruined!

- Taking one into service is an act of mercy! - Yes sure!

Look. Would that, for example, suit you?

What questions you make? What does it mean if it's okay or not for me?

I'm here just because I want a child!

No matter the woman herself, I do not care...

- That, for example, is fine! - But it's blonde!

Don't look at the hair! Maybe a blond son would come!

- How, blond? - My grandfather he was blond! A beautiful man!

- We are of Norman descent, I never told you? - No.

- Look how tall I am! - But you are all Black! - From mother's side!

- Messrs. Mascalucia? - Yup.

Sister Pasqualina told me that you are here for a girl. Take a seat.

- You have many children, right? - No, we don't have them yet. - Ah ...

But we would like many. We are here for look for a girl to take care of it.

- Children should think about it the girl. That! - Which?

My wife would have chosen that. Sounds right to me, as a nanny.

- I really don't think he'll accept. - Why? - She's an orphan, poor thing.

He followed a Sicilian here that he had promised to marry her.

- Then instead he seduced her and she is disappeared. - Well, I don't see the problem.

It is embittered, soured, he had to give up his son, ...

..which we did adopt to a couple.

He hates Sicily and is ashamed to return to his country.

And she never worked as a waitress.

- So ... - '' Then '' what ?! Who gives a fuck? Will learn.

We can not abandon it like this, poor thing!

- Here is a small gift for the convent. - Thank you! - Anything.

We need it so much!

You will see, I will convince you! Please make yourselves comfortable.

Everything will be fine. It is not difficult do the maid. You are happy?

(in Veneto) I did 30, I do 31.

(MUGOLll OF PLEASURE) Good morning, Marietta.

(in Veneto) Good morning. Excuse me if I'm still in bed.

- Imagine. If you want, you still sleep. - It's late. - There is no hurry, rest.

- Here I am! May I? - Cover yourself. (LOLLO RIDE)

(in Veneto) Did you sleep well? Do you like the caffelatte with the biscuit?

- (in Veneto) Is it a joke? - No. Up, eat that is good for you.

You've never been in service, have you? Therefore you are not practical.

You must be careful to everything we do.

For the first time, it is better that we observe ourselves to learn.

(in Veneto) You are in break-in, Do you understand?

- What we do to you, you will do it to us. - (in Veneto) As you wish.

- (in Veneto) How many teaspoons? - Seven, thanks!

- Seven? - Yes, seven! It takes!

(LOLLO RIDE) It does so first!

(in Veneto, laughing) Here, take! And if it's bitter, call!

(in Veneto) If it is bitter ... call.

(laughing) Make yourself comfortable!

- 7 teaspoons! At this rate ... - Shh! Do you want to ruin everything?

We want to finish it with this one comedy? Who is this?!

After all, she's just a street woman, without principles, without scruples!

- What are you saying?! - One that makes a son with the first one that happens, what is it ?!

You might as well tell them right away what we want!

If there is one who wants this It ends soon, it's me.

But we must conquer his trust has already been burned.

We must be cautious if we want to let it be our son's mother!

- Lollo! - Miuzza! - My love!

- I'm ready for anything for you sacrifice! - Santa you are! Santuzza!

Santa! Santa! Santuzza! Santa you are!

- Hello. - What a day. The accountant it almost made me lose the game!

- Carosello has just finished. - Less bad, I thought I was late.

- Good evening, Marietta. - Good evening. - Have you eaten yet?

No, only she dined. It is eaten his, mine and even your dinner.

- It's insatiable. - Oh well, give me a sandwich.

- (in Veneto) Brava, Marietta, I'm really happy! - And drink!

You ate it all, eh? Brava! Even my dinner!

- (laughing) '' Your mortacci! '' - now!

- (in Veneto) I had done 30, I have done 31. - Give it with these numbers!

(TV) Cordova, Santarini, Peccenini, Boni, Morini, Prati ...

- (in Veneto) Do you like the game? - (in Veneto) It's a beard ...

But it's the final of the Champions Cup!

(in Veneto) I'd like to see the alpine choirs on the second channel!

- This is crazy. You tell him, it's the final! - Shut up!

We decided to win his confidence! It must be like home!

- The Champions Cup! - The game is for men.

- It's the grand final! - If you want i Alpine choirs, let's hear them.

(TV) Prati! Pellegrini! Net!

(THE ALPINE CHORUS CANTA '' LIKE BALLI BENE, BELLA BIMBA '')

(MARIETTA CANTA '' LIKE BALLI BENE, BELLA BIMBA '')

(MARIETTA SOSPIRA)

(LOLLO SBADIGLIA)

(MARIETTA CANTA '' LIKE BALLI BENE, BELLA BIMBA '')

- (in Veneto) I tell you! I can not more wait! - But how do you talk?

- How do I talk? - Yes, how do you talk? - Ah, sorry already, have patience.

- I have to tell him right away! - Did something happen with Marietta?

- Can't you hear? Sing! - So? - In the bathroom! - What's wrong with that?

And you ask me ?! Sing in the bathroom! It is serious!

You give sugar, my dinner, it doesn't let me watch games on TV!

- Enough, it's pulling too much the rope! - So?

- Then ... when it pulls, pulls. I feel that. - Lollo, what are you feeling?

- I feel like I have to tell him right away! - Lollo, wait! And if it offends you?

We must take the risk. Either the gap or the gap!

(MARIETTA CANTICCHIA)

- (in Veneto) Good morning, sir. - Good morning! Convenient, comfortable.

(in Veneto) At this time I have a stomach pang.

You really always have it. However eat, it is good to eat.

Look, I should talk to you ... of a very important thing.

You know that I, that is us, my wife and I, we have no children.

- Lucky you. - Such as? Ah, sorry, it's different for you.

But you will understand that, for a couple, not having one is a sad result.

Unhappy.

Sad.

(crying) The house ... remains empty. Life ... has no purpose anymore.

(crying) The house ... it is without joy ... it is without ... without ...

(crying) The house is sad! Without joy! Without heat!

- Hey, are you listening ?! - Yup.

You know what we decided, me and mine wife? Do you know what we said?

- (in Veneto) Fact 30, let's do 31. - Here, let's do 31. Brava.

Since children do not come and without we don't want to stay ...

..for this ... we have chosen you.

To change our destiny and fill this void, this house.

Do you understand? (MARIETTA PIANGE)

What the hell are you doing? You spit in my face!

But you must be crazy! Cry, spit, eat!

Look ... don't do this now. I see the surprise, you didn't expect it.

But there is no need to cry!

- Among many girls, because you have chose me? - You seemed the most suitable.

Like in photo stories, in comics, in TV dramas?

- But did you understand what it is? - Sure, that's why I'm happy!

- Happy? - Yup! Thank you! Thank you! Thanks Dad!

- Who? - Where's mum? Mum! Mum! Mum!

Mom? This is stupid!

(HORN)

Lollo! Lollo!

What do you want?!

Are you still in your dressing gown? Hurry up, we have to go to Vengelli!

- Vengelli? - Yes, for the contract! - It's true. I'm going down right away!

- What happened? - I forgot that I have to go to Catania.

- No, with Marietta! What have you got? say? - Shh. - Has she gone crazy?

He laughed and cried, hugged me saying "mama". What did you tell her?

I spoke to her with my heart in my hand!

I told her we wanted a child and that kept eating!

He does not understand, indeed, equivocal! Yes is convinced that we want to adopt it!

She who is already a mother! Crazy stuff! So I become a grandfather!

Then there was a misunderstanding, you explained yourself wrongly.

But how, do you defend it as well?

Now you are happy! You had it on stomach that I lay with her!

- It always took you in the matter the malice! - What malice?

You always thought I was happy that I liked that one!

And not that it was only a simple formality!

- You know what? Now take it and explain everything. - it ?! - Exactly.

Just you. So when I come back, you let me find it ready in bed.

- Because I want this child! - How can I do?

- I do not care! - (Vanni) No! - What happens?

- (in Veneto) Wretch! I'll cut it! - Are you crazy?!

- What happens? - Stop! - Why do you have scissors ?!

- I'll cut it! - Can you tell what you did to her ?!

- I asked for coffee. - While I prepared it, it touched my ass!

An affectionate gesture, to break the ice.

If anyone touches me, I'll give it to him cut! I did 30, I do 31!

- Brava! - What are you saying? For a touch a tragedy now?

- A little moderation! - Such as? Do you talk like that?

He told me about the family, the empty house, which had chosen me ...

That's enough! Take it away! (in Veneto) I'll take care of him!

Did you touch her ass all over?

I swear, I just touched it!

And she just for that wanted to cut you ... the '' woodpecker '' ?!

- It could have happened to you too! - What a great whore!

- Hi, Tesoruzzo, good job! - Come back soon! Hi Dad!

- Did he call you "dad"? - Hurry up, we're late!

- You can know why he called you ''Pope''? - Because it's Venetian!

- What does that have to do with anything?! - In the Veneto region the '' master '' is called '' dad ''!

It is like the "pater familia", the chief. It's right. Is the Pope your father?

- No, God forbid! - And yet it is called '' Holy Father ''.

It's a way of saying. And then, don't break my balls and drive!

(Marietta) oil!

(Marietta) oilà! Cowards and traitors!

Madonna mia, I can't take it anymore! I have to do them even as a mother!

- And to me as a grandmother. - Please, mom, you talk to her.

Lollo wants me to take care of it, but I don't have the calm to convince her.

Do you think it's easy? If only you know the truth, imagine!

(Marietta)

- Do you have it with me? - No, it's a song from the North.

You told me she's crazy too! These from the North are all Mafia!

(BELL) Who will be? Mom, stay here.

- Good morning, there's Don Lollo. - No, there isn't, he went to Catania.

Sin. I wanted to thank him so I brought him this pecorino.

- It's fresh! Look how it stinks! Homemade! - Actually, I ...

- It's the sky that sends it! - Blessed be!

Rosalia, let her sit down! She can solve everything, don't you understand?

- What are you saying? - She found herself in the same situation as Marietta!

She was immediately disposed, therefore it is the more suitable to convince that Ia!

- What do I have to convince? - State quiet, I'll explain everything to you!

- Is it a long thing? - No!

(LAUGHS)

Stop!

Stop! A hundred I do it of children! A hundred I do!

- A hundred ... a hundred! - Wake up, we are coming to Catania!

I absolutely have to talk to it!

- Sure, you want me to talk with Vengelli? - You talk with him!

- So who do you want to talk to? - My own business. Stop, I have to come back!

- What are you doing? Push ?! - Get off! - What am I doing here, alone ?!

- Go to Vengelli! I give you paper White! - And how do I get back ?!

- What are the trains doing? ARRANGED! - Today there is a strike!

Pigs! Pigs! Assassins! Me I go to this dirty house!

We must understand them, they are so unhappy!

They are hypocrites, false and liars! the I have children and they keep them!

He who tells me that the house is empty, who had chosen me for ...

And I thought I had found a dad and a mom!

The truth is that just wanted me "ciavar".

"Ciavar" also wanted me. "All the masculine erotics!"

Aren't you ashamed to be a pander? Damn!

Wait up! If not, they don't pay me!

- Min ... - Here's mom and grandma! Were you listening?

- Better, so I don't have to repeat myself! I'm leaving! - Marietta!

- I said I'm leaving! - Marietta! - Marietta!

- Mom, he ruined us! - To who you say that! I did 30 and even 31!

Pope!

Pope!

Thank you. Can transit.

Dad, now you've really broken!

(THE GRIDA POLICE)

What are you doing?! Let me down, that I send you to jail!

LET ME GO DOWN! LET ME GO DOWN!

Help! Police!

(THUNDER)

Who knows where it ended up the unfortunate one!

- And Rosalia went to look for her! - I don't understand why she ran away!

I told her that you would have given her so much money!

And that money could serve them to recover ... his creature!

That would have made her happy and you too! What did he want more ?!

(DOOR NOISE CLOSING) It's Rosalia. We hope you found it.

- Rosalia! - Disappearance. I looked for it everywhere, but not found.

- Let's hope he doesn't do anything stupid. - What are you saying? You stay, don't you?

Sure, how could I leave you alone?

I also told her to stay. Is it true that she stays?

Definitely. Just eat it.

Not bad. Too bad I'm wasted here.

My poor Peppino, who left me in the midst of temptations!

Oh...

(GLASS NOISE WHICH FALLS)

(THUNDER)

(THUNDER)

(softly) The scissors ... This is no joke.

Ah, here they are.

(BOTTLE NOISE FALLING)

Always eat!

- Pss, pss, Marietta! - Who is it?

Shut up, not a word more, let me talk.

I'm here to ask you a favor. Then ... behave as you see fit.

I know what I'm about to say it may grieve you, but it is necessary!

Between us there was a big misunderstanding!

You are young ... beautiful ... desirable ...

But I'm still young too, strong, full of life, of ardor!

When I chose you, I wanted to fill up a life without joy, it's true.

But above all because I liked you! And not as a daughter, but as a woman!

A true woman, complete, capable to give me what Rosalia can't!

To give me this child, to make me father like all men!

No! Stop! Stop... I'm afraid of your answer.

Before talking, think about it, I beg you.

(MARIA GEME)

What do these groans mean?

Don't tell me all my hopes, are my wishes coming true?

(MARIA GEME)

Thank you! I knew you would understand!

A monument I make you! Get more done in Ià. Ah, the jacket.

Give me a child and I give you all that you want!

Ah!

Marietta, how dry you are! What are you doing? Do you eat, eat and lose weight?

- You ain't the lonely worm? - Don Lollo, take me!

- Who are you? - I'm perdition! - Leave my hair!

I get up from me. Where have you been Marietta? What are you doing here ?!

Calm down, Don Lollo, I'll explain to you now.

I came to bring you a form of pecorino for gratitude ...

Thank you very much, but what does Marietta have to do with it?

Since the weather was bad, his wife let me stay here.

- So the bed was free. - And where is Marietta?

- Believing you are his daughter, the poor thing ... - I understood everything.

He no longer wants to sleep in the bed of the servant, wants to sleep with her mother!

His head is mounted! Now I'll show you!

- Wait, what are you doing? - Do i his cocks and go to bed. A bed.

My wife ... mustn't absolutely know I'm here!

- Keep it at any cost! - Why?

- Take your cocks! - Definitely!

Shh ...

Marietta! Marietta! Shut up, don't talk! I thrust myself under!

- Did you hear that noise too? - I heard nothing.

- I think it comes from Ià. - I must keep it. - Why?

- No, if his. - (Mother) Help! Help!

Shut up, don't screw me up!

- Lollo, are you crazy? - I want a child!

- With mom? - With mom! My lady!

Where is Marietta? Where did you hide it ?!

- You told me to tell you the truth and she became a beast. - He left.

- He ran away. - And where did he go? - Boh. (BELL)

(BELL)

- Marietta! - Heaven be praised, you're back! - Around at night!

I thought it over, I accept. I'm doing for the money, to get my son back.

But ... are you really determined?

- Yes, I did 30 by now ... - And now it is 31.

It is always 31, after having done 30.

(LOLLO CANTICCHIA NERVOSAMENTE)

(LOLLO CANTICCHIA NERVOSAMENTE) The handkerchief.

and I put it on ...

You have made yourself beautiful.

Presentable. You know how strange it is that. For a matter of education.

- Even the perfume you put on. - Of course, that stinks!

- For me this is like an operation surgical! - Yes, dressed like that!

Should I wear a coat and mask?

- You said so too: first it ends this story is better. - It's true.

- Go ahead ... - Miuzza! - Opera! - Miuz ...

A hair. Luckily I noticed it.

(THE MOTHER AND THE WIDOW RECITANO PREGHIERE WITH FERVOR)

Forward.

(THE MOTHER AND THE WIDOW RECITANO PREGHIERE WITH FERVOR)

(LOLLO RIDE NERVOSELY)

Here we are.

- Repent? - No. Rather, have you washed?

- Such as? - I am a little squeamish. How should I put myself?

These are not things that can be done program. They come spontaneously.

But a minimum of heat would be needed.

Mind you, I don't want to have fun like a madman.

- But a minimum ... of collaboration! - He's right. Come on, sit down.

So how should I put myself?

Downhill, if possible.

(LOLLO RIDE)

Marietta! Marietta! How long it took!

(ROSALIA GEME) How good you are!

Give me a child, finally make me father!

(ROSALIA GEME) Well!

You see it? Try it too! I told you it comes naturally!

(ROSALIA GEME)

Yup! Gemi, Marietta! Yell out! Do not be afraid!

(in the Veneto region) I don't moan with pleasure and don't scream. I'm just shut up.

- Then who is he? - (in Veneto) Comes of Ià. Maybe it's the lady, poor thing.

Rosalia? Oh my God! (ROSALIA PIANGE)

(THE MOTHER AND THE WIDOW RECITANO PREGHIERE WITH FERVOR)

(ROSALIA PIANGE) It's nothing, we can start again.

- But the lady does not cry? - No, actually, laugh! I destroy you!

(ROSALIA PIANGE)

Don't hear, it's just us two!

(ROSALIA PIANGE) Come on, what are you doing? Come away.

Let her work in peace, soon it will be over.

Be good and come away. The more it concentrates and the sooner it ends.

(ROSALIA PIANGE) Don't mind, we're alone!

Not alone! It seems to be at a funeral!

Disgusting! You disgust me! You have a wife who adores you, a saint!

Now he suffers the pains of hell, and you're in bed with another one ?!

(LOLLO SPUTA) Carrion!

Just a carrion like you he could behave like that!

(crying) You disgust me! (LOLLO SPUTA)

I came to take a tranquilizer for Rosalia. He feels bad.

Leave it alone. I'll take care of Rosalia.

Boh ...

Lollo ...

Lollo?

- Have you seen Lollo? - Wasn't she sleeping with you?

- When I woke up, the bed it was empty! - Oh, my Madonna!

(Maria) What was it?

- It's his! - Of him!

(Lollo) ('' Unique love of my life,...'')

('' ..the hand shakes me while I have to say 'goodbye'. ")

- Rosalia! My baby! - Meschina! Cuckold is!

- Is it serious? - The shock was strong.

- Then, about a person so exhausted ... - Holy Virgin!

(Doctor) Now pray, but you had to think about it before, ...

..may you could fix everything with a small gynecological therapy.

- So she lost her husband too! - Lollo has not escaped! - No?

Time is gone to have a child with Marietta!

- With Marietta? - Yes, then come back. - But he said "goodbye forever"!

There was a misunderstanding, Lollo wrote: ...

.. "I tell you goodbye, but only for a few days, ... "

'' .. time to have a child and I'll be right back. "

- What a gentleman! - And what nobility of spirit!

"I couldn't have had a child under the conjugal roof, ... ''

"... I would have sucked, I would have spat in my face ".

- What an exaggeration! - No, no, that really spits!

Okay, but you think you hide everything to people? To everyone?

When the child arrives, we say that it is from Rosalia and everything is in place.

- Happy you ... I greet you. - Hi, doctor.

You'll see that everything settles down. Think of healing, mother's beautiful.

- Don Lollo wrote! - That says? - Let's listen!

"Therefore, during my absence ..."

'' .. I invite you to continue the work with confidence and serenity. "

'' The purpose of my mission is the search for new markets ... "

"... in the continent and abroad, ..."

'' .. to ensure continuity and the development of our company. "

(Vanni) '' Affectionately yours, Mascalucia Lollo. ''

(LOLLO ANSIMA) This is also done. How many are they?

- Five. - Enough for now. Better not to flood.

THEY ARE FATHER!

FATHER AS MY FATHER!

Go and shit yourself and that horny one your father! You can't sleep anymore!

- Maybe it's better to do another one. - Yet? - For safety.

Ugh ...

Don't move, stop! Should not be waste not even a drop!

as a feather in the wind...

(Lollo) ('' Don't worry if anyone is chatting in the village.)

("Think of the day I'll come back." victorious with a son, ... '')

(''..our son!'')

('' Yours is a great sacrifice, but I too sacrifice myself so much. "

("Even five times a day.")

Ah ... what a magnificence, eh? What silence, what solitude!

Yes, this peace moves me.

- Here must come very well! Come on lie down! - Also here?

- Why not? Forward! - You took me for a coin-operated machine!

- One comes to get distracted ... - What do you care, lie down!

(in Veneto) Yes, yes, we did 30, let's do 31.

Maybe you're right, a little distraction will do us good!

- (laughing) We did 68, let's do ... - what?

- No, I say: we did 68 ... - So? - How do you always say?

- (in Veneto) We did 30, let's do 31. - Yes.

Now I say: we did 68, let's do ... - 31!

Okay, let's do 31, worse for you.

Not at all, nothing ... Nothing, do you understand ?! Anything!

You too have lost weight, fuck you!

- No improvement? - (crying) No, always like that.

(Lollo) ('' Dear Rosalia, nothing, nothing yet. "

("I'm demoralized.")

('' If Marietta hadn't already had a son, I would think it's sterile. "

('' With your image always in mind, I continue in this effort. "

('' Without it, I would have already planted everything. But we have to do it. "")

He does it on purpose, this great whore.

Rosalia, what are you saying? Doctor, did you hear that?

Thank god! Start reacting!

Here, not even a day late. Precise! Are you a Swiss watch ?!

It will not be that you are too impetuous, too fast and hasty?

The time you had the son, how many times have you made love?

- One. - Eh ... one ?! - Yes, one.

- (in Veneto) But it lasted almost two hours. - Are you sure? - Yup.

- (Lollo) Porcaccia misery zozza ... - (Marietta) What do you say?

(Lollo) I always say the prayers, before sleep.

(Coach) Get away with that ball! Pass it, don't get attached to it!

From a Parodi! Here, so! Come on, grit!

(SOUND OF THE WHISTLE)

(Coach) Thank the goalkeeper who can't see us!

(Coach) You are really out of breath! Swim like umbrellas!

(Coach) You have tar in the lungs?

(Coach) Come dry, otherwise drown!

(SOUND OF THE WHISTLE)

(SOUND OF THE WHISTLE) Out, out!

(EXPRESSIONS OF ENTHUSIASM) Dry yourself, children!

You already have rheumatism! What kind of invertebrates!

Now silence and maximum concentration.

(recorder) Relax. You feel tired, but serene, relaxed.

(recorder) Check the nerves gives you the domain of your body.

(recorder) You are conscious of your strength, of your ability.

(recorder) Relax, not you ever felt so efficient.

(recorder) See the time to start the championship, ...

..to prove you are the strongest, the best.

(recorder) No one can you stop, you can't make mistakes.

(recorder) Don't be in a hurry, plan slowly ... plan ...

(recorder) Stop. Stay still. Don't move.

(recorder) Think of that you want to get, relaxing ...

(in Veneto) That's enough! I already don't feel like it, then!

You did not understand anything! I have made myself explain everything to the sports doctor.

So he regains control of mine senses. It's called '' pisicoterapia ''.

- Yes but... - You have to stand still, understand ?!

You didn't say your son got it done with a two-hour hit?

With this system, I'll let you last 3, 4 hours!

Just don't interrupt me. Now the son will certainly do it!

- (recorder) Don't be tense. - No.

- (recorder) Don't be in a hurry. - No.

(recorder) Plan ... ... plan ... relax ... relax ...

(recorder) So ... plan ... plan ...

(recorder) Stop! You don't owe yourself move! You must remain still!

(recorder) Think of the sea, one expanse of blue sea, infinite.

(recorder) There is a small island full of green ...

(recorder) Don't get distracted!

(recorder) Focus on this vision of peace, of quiet.

(recorder) Now you can start over.

(recorder) Piano ... sweet ... You must dominate the will, the senses.

(recorder) Don't be impulsive, don't be hasty ...

(recorder) Piano ... relax ...

(recorder) Stop. Here, so.

(recorder) Now you can free all the accumulated energy!

(recorder) Yes, go! Go! (LOLLO RUSSA)

(in Veneto) Go to that country, you and psychotherapy! I'm sick!

- How many have I done? - What do you want do you I've been tormenting you for months!

I gave you a lot of money!

I can't "ciavar" all my life because you gave me the money!

What do you think, I'm going to take it? I'm tired, too, got it ?!

But you look at this! You know what you I say? I give you the last chance.

If you can't give me a child, don't more is talked about, and friends as before.

But what a test! You can make a hundred or so a thousand, nothing will happen!

What do you mean?!

You never thought that I'm not sterile me, it's not your wife but you ?!

Has it never occurred to you ?! Then think about it!

Before moving on to the various exams, ...

..biopsy of the testis network, of Sertoli cells, ...

..of the cervical canal, and those to determine the Ph, ...

..I think it will be better examine the seed.

- The seed? - Yup.

(DOOR OPEN NOISE) Miss.

- Have the gentleman sit down. - This way. - Go.

Must collect it in this tube. Take your time.

- Miss? - Yup?

- Done. - As did''? - Done.

Mh ...

Mh ...

- I'm sorry to say, but ... - Sterile.

C'mon. I know the news is serious, sad.

But believe it, I don't tell him to comfort him, ...

.. today giving birth to a child it is an equally serious problem.

With the future that is being prepared ... But do you know how many we will be in 2070 ?!

Try saying it, come on! How many will we be in 2070 ?!

27 billion, I know! Does he come and tell it to me ?!

Coward! Horned! SHE IS A CORNUTO! CORNUTAZZO!

I had heard calls.

(GRIDA CONFUSE) I knew it! It's your fault!

(GRIDA CONFUSE)

You close! ''Vade Retro''!

(THE PRETE RIDE)

- Street! - Street! - Go away!

(GRIDA CONFUSE)

Rosalia! Love!

(GRIDA CONFUSE)

Sterile! And horned!

(GRIDA CONFUSE)

(SOUND OF SCACCIAPENSIERI)

(SOUND OF SCACCIAPENSIERI)

Pope...

(Rosalia) Lollo? Lolluzzo! How are you, honey?

Down there is Vanni. He brought some papers to sign. Will I pick it up? No.

Do not worry, you will then sign them with ease.

Now drink the milk, which, as the doctor told you, it is good for you.

Come on, love, drink a sip. Come on, Lolluzzo!

You take it alone. All right. Hello sweetheart.

(SURPRISE) Hello!

(Groans)

(MUSIC YEARS 70s)

But, Lollo, my love, do not do that.

Come on, react a little bit, don't you? We should not be so humiliated.

Come on, come on! And then, in the village no one knows that you are sterile.

You are like before for people. Everyone believes that I am the sterile.

- Poor Rosalia ... - Don't you worry about me, I'm used to it.

And it doesn't matter. But you can't reduce you like that, we don't solve anything.

And what do you want to solve? Now ...

You have reduced yourself like this why do you want a child, right?

We can always have this child, just want it.

You sacrificed yourself so much to have a child of ours.

Even 5 times a day, remember?

After what you've done, now it is right that I sacrifice myself.

- Rosalia ... - Yes? - What the hell do you say ?!

I want to give you a child. To have it, there is only one possibility left.

- But no! - Eh ... - Relax!

I'll be just a tool. I'll stay indifferent, without feeling.

Sara... as a surgical operation.

- And who is this surgeon? - Any one.

One that I will only know once and that then will no longer exist.

- Do we kill him? - What are you saying, love? You'll never know it!

Don't do that, love! Think about when there will be a baby at home!

A child of ours who will call you ''Pope''! Pope! Pope!

(VAGITI OF A CHILD)

It's a boy!

(DEMONSTRATIONS OF JOY)

Congratulations!

What did I tell you, Lollo? We must have faith!

Sooner or later, the Lord puts his hand in it!

Yes, yes, a hand ... a hand puts us.

(SOUND OF A BAND)

Is born... the king is born!

(APPLAUSE AND SOUND OF A BAND)

(SOUND OF A SCACCIAPENSIERI)