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[Music]

Three packages? They're supposed to be five. How old are these fucking idiots? Look, the boss is not gonna be happy about this.

Well, look, at the end of the day, this is gonna fall back on Freya. You know, she's not gonna want that.

[knocking] Freya! Look, you guys need to figure this shit out, and figure it out quick, alright? I gotta go. I gotta chat with somebody. Alright.

Who the fuck are you? Who are you, the new security guard? Does it look like I'm a fucking security guard? A little bit.

I'm Freya's step mom. I'm here to take her to lunch. I'm wondering why you're here in her office.

Step mom? Um, yeah, yeah. Uh, well no, I just had to finish up some paperwork. Make a couple phone calls.

That doesn't explain who you are. Oh, uh. You have to do whatever the fuck you say. I don't know who you are. Yeah, uh, I'm her co-worker.

She didn't tell me she was gonna be working with anybody close, so my stepdaughter tells me everything.

Well, I mean, we work in an office together. You know, there's plenty of co-workers. Yeah, but any time I've ever come in here, she's been in here by herself.

So it's weird for me that all of her shit's here and you're just some random that I'd never met and just going through her stuff.

Well, I wasn't going through anything necessarily. I was just making a phone call, doing a little paperwork. I'm heading out. She gave me the keys to do it.

Um, I don't really believe that. I'm gonna have to have you sit down right here because I have a couple more questions for you.

Sit down? Because as I look at it, this is trespassing already. It's crazy, don't you think?

Uh, no, I need to verify who you are. So what's your name? It's not really necessary. What is your name, sir?

My name is Jimmy. And how long have you been working here? I've probably been like roughly six months. Like that.

How long have you been working with my daughter for? Roughly six months.

Don't be a smart ass. I told you I was going to be asking questions. So what are you like a fucking temp?

What the hell? What is that supposed to mean? No, not a temp. I work here regularly for the last six months.

You keep saying that but I don't believe you. You're just walking around in my daughter's office and I know she locks this shit every day. She keeps her person here so I need to make sure that she's safe.

She gave me the keys to come in here and do some work for her. I made a phone call and then I was about to get to it and then you walked in.

Sir, I just don't believe that story. Why not? It's applicable. Let me see your back. Excuse me, keep your fucking hands to yourself. Shit.

And you know what, I need you to stand up. You didn't seem like you have anything under your shirt but I have to check your waistband. Why? I just really... I don't know who you are.

I don't think this is necessary. Stand up or I'm taking you in for trespassing. Taking me in. I don't know who you are. I have no way of verifying who you are. So please comply sir. Stand up.

Okay. I'm going to need you to undo your pants. Undo my pants? Unzip and unbutton so I can check your waistband sir. That's odd. Yeah, I'm done.

Sir, do you have any weapons on you? No. You know what? Sit down. I gotta check your legs. No. Well it doesn't seem like I found anything on you but I don't know. I still don't know who the fuck you are and you were acting super suspicious.

Look. Maybe we started off in the wrong foot here. I think that's a possibility. Oh my god. Hey mom. Hey. I wanted to know who the fuck is this guy? Can you help me out here? Yeah, this is my coworker, right? Yeah. Coworker. Coworker. At least that checks out. Do you like him so far? I don't think I like him. You don't like him? Don't like me. What did you do?

Is she coming here and just like kind of threatening me and shit? Threatening you? I mean kind of polite. He said that was the new security guard. But that's polite, right? How am I supposed to know? Oh my god, does this look like a security badge to you Jimmy? Come on. I mean let's flip around. Does she come in here all crazy talking shit? I didn't know what she was doing. It literally says police right here Jimmy. I'm sorry. He doesn't have 20 minutes. Your coworker's kind of an asshole.

- Well, I mean, he's also, oh shit,

he's also my boyfriend.

- Your boyfriend?

- Yeah, we just started dating, Mom.

I'm so sorry.

- Why didn't you tell me about this?

You always tell me everything.

- I was a little bit nervous.

I mean, we just started working together.

- We're so perfect for each other.

- Mm-hmm.

Aren't we kinda cute?

- Yeah.

- I don't fucking like this guy.

- You don't?

- No.

- Mom. - He's really rude.

- Mommy, I'm so sorry.

Why were you so rude to Mom?

- I didn't mean to be rude.

It's maybe come out though.

- I'm sorry.

- I don't think you should be around this guy.

I don't like him.

- You don't think so?

Come on, let's have a little talk about this.

Maybe I can change your mind a little bit.

He's so sweet.

- What is there to talk about?

He's a fucking asshole.

That's all plain and simple.

- Oh, he's a good guy.

Come on, just give him a two note.

- He's kinda two-dimensional to me.

He's fucking a dick.

- You think so?

- What part of him is a dick?

Is it like his glasses?

- I'd say it's more than that.

- What do you even see in this guy?

- I like writing his stash.

It's kinda cute.

- Stash.

- And he's got a lot of money.

His daddy owns his company, so.

- I don't know if it's worth it.

He just seems sketchy.

- Sketchy.

- Well, I mean, at first I wasn't too sure either, but.

- He really persuades me.

He's really sweet, Mom.

- I promise you.

He treats me nice.

- I don't think he's a trustworthy guy.

I think you need to watch out for him.

- Really?

- Don't talk with your mouth full.

I don't know what the fuck you just said.

- I'm sorry, Mom.

What did he do to make you feel like

a little bit suspicious about him?

- I don't know.

I feel like I heard something weird

on the phone before I came in.

- Weird?

How weird are we talking?

What the fuck were you talking about?

- I don't know what she's talking about.

- Are you talking about business or like?

I heard your name come up.

- My name?

- Well, you know, it was your paperwork.

You know, just trying to make sure

that everything's taken care of in a timely manner.

- I'm not.

- What paperwork?

- I'm not.

- What paperwork?

- I didn't even see paperwork on the table.

- You didn't?

- It's on the folder.

The red folder on the desk.

- The red folder.

I think that was empty.

It got cleared out.

- No.

Remember, that's why I got your keys here.

- He wasn't even touching the folder.

- 'Cause you walked in.

- I don't like this, Freya.

- You don't?

Was he going through my computer

or just touching my folders?

- He wasn't touching any paperwork.

- That's the problem.

He's saying he did paperwork, but there was no paperwork.

- You didn't read my paperwork?

- I was just helping you out a little bit, that's all.

- I don't know if you want his kind of help.

- You don't think so?

- No.

- Well, I can't really do too much.

I love this job and I love keeping it.

Like I said, his parents own this shit, so like.

- Oh, I don't know.

Fuck it, I'll open it.

- I don't know, I don't trust it.

- No.

- If I do something, make my mom trust you, Jimmy.

Stop being so weird.

You're suspicious.

- I mean, you know, it's just so work.

She comes in barging in and everything.

- I wouldn't believe a single thing he says.

- What is he talking about?

- I knocked on the fucking door.

- Oh, you came in at the end of it.

(both laugh)

Well, I mean everything.

- Really, he's trying to shut me up right now.

- Is he?

- No. - Are you trying to shut my mom?

- Not at all, not at all.

It's, you know.

- What were you talking about on the phone?

- I'm afraid you need to be careful.

- Well, you know, we had a couple packages

that were supposed to be coming in and you know,

the delivery people were kind of fucking it up.

That's all I was really talking about.

- So there's been a delay in delivery?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, we were supposed to have five packages.

Now we only have.

(coughs)

- But delivery's not your department, right?

- No, it's not at all.

- So why would it fall on you?

- Uh, it's just. - It's not on me.

- It's just. - That's all I heard.

- All the supplies, that's all it is.

- I don't know, it just sounded really weird at.

- Oh, it sounded weird.

(both laugh)

- What was he talking about?

- You want to know what he's talking about?

What deliveries could I even fall like under?

- It was the office. - It was not in my department.

- I don't know.

- It was the office stuff.

You know, the stuff that I was supposed to come this week.

- I don't know, so.

- It was 100%, 100% that.

I think you guys are just--

- Do you really believe that?

- I think you guys are just. - I don't really believe it,

'cause I don't really have anything to do with distribution.

- I'm thinking about it way too much.

- You say you love this job, but like, again,

it's gonna be on you. - Oh shit.

(sighs)

- What's gonna be on me?

(groans)

- So are you ready for lunch or are you like?

- I'm ready for lunch.

- Yeah?

Can Jimmy come right now?

- No. - No?

- No. - No, that's such a good--

- And I'm still gonna be fucking watching videos.

(laughs)

Let's get on.

Sheesh!

- Trustworthy my ass.

(suspenseful music)

- I fucking knew it.

I got this motherfucker.

- Come on, this is bullshit.

I didn't do anything.

- Tell her.

- Mommy, what the fuck?

Look, Freya, I'll explain everything.

Can you go sit your ass down over there?

We don't need you right now.

Thank you, sit down. - No, just sit down.

Baby, I'm sorry.

- Mom, come on. - Okay.

- Can you just let me sit here?

- No, I can't.

I went back to your office

and he was funneling money into your account.

- I mean, isn't that a good thing?

Thank you, baby.

Isn't that a good thing?

- No, Freya, it is not.

It's a felony, it's fraud.

You can't, it doesn't matter if you know about it or not.

You can get in trouble.

- How serious is that though?

- Felony, like you're going to prison.

- Federal, what?

- He, well, I don't know what accounts he was stealing from

but since it was from your business, I'm guessing yes.

It would be federal.

- Mommy, I'm not gonna make it, please.

It just, no, no.

Freya, you can't-- - I'm giving him some money.

- No, you can't let this go.

I don't know why you want to talk to him,

but you have a few minutes and then that's it.

- A few minutes.

- That's all I can do.

You got a few minutes and fucking get whatever closure

you need, but I'll be back.

Okay, fine. - All right.

- Gosh darn it.

Baby, what the fuck?

- I didn't think I would actually get caught.

- You didn't think that you would get caught.

- But it-- - It was on my fucking computer.

- Yeah, but it was all for you though.

- That's really romantic. (laughs)

- I know it was for me but my mom always finds everything out.

- Like how convenient was it for her to just come in

at the moment that I was talking about that?

- That is pretty convenient.

- It's like it was like she knew beforehand or something.

- But why didn't you tell me about it earlier?

We could definitely go like okay with it.

You know I love money.

- (laughs) I don't know, surprise.

- You're so good to me.

- I don't know, it's like the worst possible situation

right now.

- It is a pretty shitty situation right now.

- Oh my God, it's so fucking romantic

that you're willing to put it all on the line for us.

- I know, I just honestly can't believe we got caught.

- I can't either. - I got caught.

- Oh baby, you're so silly.

Sometimes you shouldn't use the passcode

on the fucking laptop, not the main computer.

What were you thinking?

- I mean shit, when was you gonna tell me

your mom was a cop?

- Um, probably whatever you actually met her

in different circumstances, not these.

- It would've been nice to know ahead of time,

considering what I was doing.

- I mean, why were you even doing it in my office?

Baby, come on, we talked about this.

Don't do bad shit in my office.

My God, well how many shipments are left?

- Well we got three of five.

- Three of five, how much money is that?

- A lot of it.

- Yeah, and you're first to just run away?

- I think I'm running away now.

- Maybe we could, maybe we could use some of that money

to bail you out.

- You're gonna last so long.

- Is it already in my account or?

- Should be, I mean she seen it, didn't she?

- You're so fucking hot.

Oh baby, I love you, you're so good to me.

God, I love this company, it's so fucking awesome.

So easy to steal from. (laughing)

- Yeah, my god, more dad, right?

- Oh yeah. (laughing)

Wait, were you gonna keep any of that money for yourself?

- Oh, you know, a little bit.

- A little bit?

Are you gonna use it for your runaway from me?

(laughing)

You never know.

Oh my god, well, we have to figure out

how to get out this sticky situation.

Fuck, what can we do?

Well, since I have most of the money in my account,

maybe I can pay some guys to break you out.

- Oh yeah, that would be crazy.

- Maybe some crooked cops.

- I don't know, maybe we can pay off your father.

- Maybe we could pay off my mom.

She does love your shoes.

- I'm sorry, that will be something.

- That will be something? (laughing)

Fuck, they don't have any air conditioning

in this fucking prison, do they?

- It's hot as fuck in here.

- It is hot as fuck in here.

Jesus, baby, I'm so sorry you got to sleep

under these conditions.

(laughing)

- I think it obviously is what it is.

- It is what it is?

Oh my god, you're so fucking sweet.

I love cute boy like you in here.

- Oh no. - Oh god.

Oh no, nope is right.

We can't leave you in here for too long.

Let's go. (laughing)

I'm sure you make friends fast, at least.

At least until I can bail you out.

Hopefully, we'll just for tonight.

This bed is so comfy too.

It doesn't really have much bounce to it, does it?

- Oh, it really does. (laughing)

- Well, hopefully you get straight back from it.

It's really fucking hot. - Yeah.

- Hard like it. - It's really hot in this place.

It's like fucking snow. - Yeah. (laughing)

Oh man. - Are you sure?

- Well, is anyone else included in this little thing

you have going on or is it just you and me?

- I don't know, so far I just feel like--

- Yeah, what about whoever you were talking to

on the phone and you was all for coming out of my account?

- I'm so fucking deep, shit's.

Yeah, I mean, we got to pay them.

Other people will transfer and everything, but.

- Okay. - Oh.

- All right, well I guess that seems fair. (laughing)

But will the transfer come out of my account

or your account? - Most of it will be

coming out of your account. - You bitch.

I thought you were going to treat me

like this bloody little princess and spoil me

with everything, not take it from me, aw.

- No, it's both of our money. - Sure, so wait,

are we going to have joint bank accounts now?

How the fuck is this going to happen?

- I don't know, the station has a few in the house.

- All right, I'm going to need a third account

for runaway money just in case.

- Because you leave too many loose ends, honey, I'm sorry.

Okay, time's up. - Oh, no.

- Time's up, we got to go. - No, we don't have to go

right now, we're not done, I haven't had my closure.

- This looks like enough closure to me, we got to go.

- No, come on. - Look, we already

established he's a fucking asshole,

you don't need him in your life.

What else is there to talk about? - Just get to know him.

- Get to know him, he's exactly who the fuck I thought he was.

- Plead your case, tell him what you told me.

Why'd you do it? - Plead your case.

Also, now it's confession time.

- Yeah, it is confession time.

- I mean, I did it for her.

- Freya, what do you not understand

that you can get in trouble too?

- That it's romantic.

Come on, you see the-- - What, you want to be

in the cell next to him?

That's really romantic. - That's not fair.

Why would I have to be in the cell next to him?

Like, why can't, like, you just let him go.

He's a great guy, he doesn't belong in here.

- A great guy that's gonna get you locked up.

Again, what the fuck is the conversation here?

- But, I mean, it was kind of your fault I'm fucked up.

- Look, he's about to go up the road to prison.

What are we doing, Freya?

- Can't you just try to get to know him a little bit?

- How would you like me to get to know him?

- Just talk to him.

Come on, get a little close with him.

- Can you do that for me, at least?

Come on, I love you more.

- I'm not getting close to him,

but what we can do is finish up play time.

Is that enough?

- Can you join the play time?

Are you working out with us at least?

- I can do that.

- You know I love my quality time with you.

- Okay. (laughs)

- What do you think, can she stay in here with us?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

- We'll see what's wrong with her.

- All right.

Okay, but after this, you're done with him.

- I'm done done?

Can I at least keep the money?

(laughs)

- It's like nothing gets through to you.

- I don't know.

- I can't.

Come on, I'm just like you.

You raised me.

- Freya, I'm not gonna even say shit to you.

You already know.

- Come on, Mommy.

He's a great guy.

- I said play time and then we're done.

Okay? - Fine, fine, fine, fine.

- Look, enjoy it while you still have it.

- Mm-hmm.

- 'Cause it's not gonna be long.

- Oh, no.

How long?

Like a long, long time?

Or like--

- Oh, he's going away.

Like you're, you seem to not understand

what the fuck is happening right now.

- That's not fair.

- Like he's in trouble.

- Like out of town away or like--

- Oh my God.

Jesus Christ.

I don't teach you shit.

- No.

Why don't you get a little bit more comfortable on the bed

so if you can hang out with us?

Yeah.

Here.

Why don't you just talk to him a little bit?

- Look, let him get all nice and ready, enjoy his fun.

And then he can talk to his cell mate about that later.

- What?

- Yeah.

- Oh, come on.

- He can't even do it like that, no?

- Yes.

- Come on, Jimmy, please your case.

- I'm trying, I'm trying.

I don't, I don't.

- What's the case, you're a shit guy

and trying to fuck over my daughter?

- Okay, touche. - Would.

- Touche, but I wasn't trying to fuck her over.

I was trying to help her get a hit.

- Sit, sit back, how about that?

- God, there's nothing to talk about for you.

He's an asshole.

- You pick the worst ones every time.

- But he meant well.

- Meant well?

- By getting you in trouble?

- I mean, technically I didn't get in trouble yet.

- Freak.

- So.

- You need to get it together.

- Oh fuck.

- Get it together.

What are you cussing at me for, saying fuck?

I didn't fuck up too bad this time.

- You didn't.

- I just don't want you getting in trouble.

- You've always been such a good moody, though.

(kissing)

- I know how you've always looked out for me

since I was a little one.

- I know, but you're not looking out for yourself.

- And you're grown, you're too fucking grown for this.

- Oh, come on.

- This is just like that innocent mistake.

He was trying to be good.

- Oh my god.

- I don't think it's a mistake.

- You don't think so?

- No.

- You've always been so good to me, Mommy.

(sighing)

- I know, but you need to be good to yourself,

and he is not a fucking guy.

- He's not?

Tell her you're a good guy, baby.

- Oh, a good guy.

I'm really.

- That you believe it.

- I do believe it.

I mean, isn't he so cute?

And his face got all flustered in there

when you were trying to like interrogate him.

- Why would he do that?

I guess he was scared.

- How can you always be right?

All the fucking times he's cursed.

- 'Cause I've been around enough of him.

- Yeah?

- Yeah, I know his type.

With the glasses and the cute little mustache and beard.

- See, that he let that shit fool you.

- He really did, baby.

I mean, you did a good job though.

I'm really proud of you.

- Yeah, good job.

I could tell he was doing sneaky shit as soon as I came in.

(laughing)

- What gave it away?

- Oh, just so, oh it's gonna be on Freya.

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, no.

- That wasn't very nice of you, baby.

- I don't think you should trust this guy at all.

- No?

- You believe that he really has your interests in mind?

He literally said that he was gonna put it on you.

- No, I didn't.

- Was it gonna be all of it on me, or no?

- He's gonna put it on you.

- Or is he gonna like put me under the fucking rug

like I'm gonna be fucked?

- He's gonna throw you under the bus

and then put you six feet under with this whole fucking thing.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, yes.

- How many judges, why are you gonna do that?

- I don't know what the... (laughing)

- Aw.

I mean, maybe you can just run away with it, honey.

(laughing)

Did you hear that?

She's already ready to run away without you.

You did all that for nothing.

Look at that.

- Yeah, you got some tough hair.

(laughing)

- Exactly, you can have some of it.

- Uh-huh.

- She's gonna go to jail too?

Is that what I heard?

- No, you both laughed at me.

I can't get my mind.

- You're gonna throw my mother under the bus?

- It's not like I don't have the evidence back

so I can make sure it's all on you.

- Oh, yes. - Oh, yes.

- That's actually a great idea.

(gasping)

- Oh, my God.

- Now we can just run away together with all of the...

- Oh, fuck.

(gasping)

(laughing)

- I mean, just think about it.

We could travel the world together.

We don't even have to be a cop anymore after that.

(gasping)

'Cause I'm assuming we stole so much fucking money.

(gasping)

- Freya, you're fucking up with this guy.

- I'm fucking up with this guy no one wants it.

- Yes, yes the fuck you are.

(laughing)

(grunting)

(grunting)

- Get up.

Do what my mommy says.

(grunting)

- Holy shit.

(sputtering)

(sputtering)

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

[Growling]

It's all ready for you.

[Groaning]

I am so glad I proved exactly who the fuck you were.

Yeah, but you know, I'm stuck.

Oh, fuck yes. And Freya's gonna be coming home with me.

Sadly.

Oh, you like that?

[Groaning]

You know you miss me, baby.

I know I do.

Yeah?

I guess you won't be included in any family functions.

[Groaning]

You know what? I'm done hearing from you. You're talking ridiculous.

[Groaning]

That's right, stroke that pussy. No letters, no calls, no sight of her.

[Laughing]

I hope you learned your fucking lesson, Freya.

That's it.

That's it. Get the time in that you can.

[Groaning]

When are you gonna read them? It's great.

They've already been read.

I don't think he wants to hear from me anymore today.

[Groaning]

Are you joking? Is he really gonna forget about me by the end of the week?

Yes, he's probably gonna be fucking a CEO by the end of the week.

CEO? Don't they wear like those sexy uniforms?

And they're usually thick as fuck.

Well, can I at least visit him a few times?

Freya, I can't promise anything. All I know is that you need to get your clothes and visitation time is over.

It's over already? It's over.

Come on, he's a little bit older.

No, get up, let's go.

See if you can talk to her for me.

I will. I'll do my best with the judge.

Fuck.

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