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I'm sorry.

Hey there. Hey. And

now we turn to the international news.

According to well-informed sources,

International drug traffickers have

recently hired the notorious Caro family

to mount a campaign of terror directed at

drug enforcement agents. In a bid to

avenge recent setbacks, sources at

Interpol admit the deaths in Paris,

Hamburg, and in London of police

officials concerned with drug enforcement

may be the work of the Caro family. The

ruthless assassins have so far eluded

police and all attempts to trace them.

Today, however, they met their first

setback in Hong Kong, apparently defeated

by Chinese kung fu, when the film star

Wong Lei came to the aid of an Interpol

agent who was attacked. Besides acting,

Wong is also an expert at kung fu.

Observers here say that the Karo family

is...

Tanny, why wasn't I informed of this?The

whole thing was just an accident. No!

There are no accidents in the Karofamily.

Our people in Hong Kong tell me he'll

never leave the hospital alive. Uh, what

about the Chinese guy?He's still in Hong

Kong.

Hello?Carl, Michael here.

Mr. Michael, I know what you're going to

say. Mr. Carl,

according to the terms of our contract,

you're supposed to send that bastard

straight to hell. Not to a hospital room

in Hong Kong, but treat for the bruises.

Don't worry, I'll pay you the money that

we agreed upon. It was worth it to

find out your men are not a match for a

lone Chinese. You've proved the

superiority of Chinese kung fu. No, No

no, thank you, thank you. You know my

rule. Whenever the customer is not

satisfied with a contract, then we refuse

to accept the payment. That's all right.

I wasn't the sin. Oh, Mr. Michael, for

the sake of our good relationship, as

well as for my family's reputation, when

we collect payment, you'll get that

Chinese punk's head on a plate.

Canny. Yeah?We'll ask him to come to Rome

and make a movie for us. It won't be

easy. He's called the little godfather of

Hong Kong. Ah

Then send someone a contact-based film

company. Tell them we want him for a

movie here, and we'll pay him top price

to star in our film. The title

is, uh, The Last of Kung Fu.

Hey, these Italian reporters know about

as much about you as the Chinese do.

Hey, Mr. Wong, you tell our

engine. If you're a Friday

family, we'll... I'm sorry, I'm

sorry. Mr. Wong is very tired now. He'll

answer all your questions. All right,

come on. Bye.

One leg! One leg! HuhOne leg! Hey! Iknow!

Brother! Uncle! Brother! I came as soon

as I got your camel. Well, I'm sorry, but

it was kind of sudden. I'm surprised that

you agreed to come here. Heh. They

offered me a good deal, but the truth is,

I wanted to see you. Get in

the car. I'll take you home. Right.

Mr. Hans, I will be staying with my

brother here. I will phone you tomorrow

morning. Okay, let's go. Yeah, ciao. Bye.

Bye-bye. Bye. Bye.

Rome is beautiful. There are many

interesting things to see. Every column,

every ruin wall has a history of its own.

HmmIt's

fantastic. Hey, Rome is so big!

Of course, because Rome was not built in

a day.

You'll stay at my house tonight, then

leave Rome tomorrow. HuhWhy's that?Of the

trouble you caused them in Hong Kong?

Don't you know your life's in danger here?

Hey, but I didn't even know who they

were. That won't make any difference to

the Caro family. You'll go home tomorrow.

Hold on.

Carl is a notorious professional killer,

and his three sons are even worse than he

is. Canny, the youngest

one's his real son, and the other two are

adopted. Now Duke is the

son of a top Nazi and Sakata's

Japanese and his father

was an army officer in the Pacific War.

He and Duke are orphans and Cairo

adopted them when they were still very

young boys. I didn't know that I had

crossed them. The papers ran your photo

the last couple of days. I've been

hoping you wouldn't come and now here you

are. Uncle, let it stay a while.

Hey,You can join the Colosseum. I'm

sure they can't be as bad as you say they

are. Hey, I don't want trouble, brother.

But I have signed a contract. If I quit,

they'll take me off to court. I'll handle

that for ya. No matter what,

you fly home tomorrow.

I'm sure that you're both tired. You'd

better go to bed. Hmm

You two can use my bedroom. You'll be

more comfortable. I'll sleep in the guest

room. Hey, Uncle, before we leave,

can we at least go see the Colosseum

first?Hmm, go to bed. We'll talk later.

Hmm Zone, get up. Get up.

Don't you want to see the Colosseum?Hurry

up! Go and wake Uncle up.

Father,

you have to go right back to Hong Kong.

No.

Father, I won't leave.

I'm staying. Kung fu

expert Mr. Wong Lei in a narrow escape.

Killers stab Wong's brother 18 times.

Wong turns down police protection,

himself facing death.

We lost you.

That company was very big. It's the only

company that will agree to insure me.

The others don't dare. Father, why

would you buy insurance?It may worry them

a little.

And if I'm killed, my family would get a

large sum of money. That mean you're

staying here?Stone, if somebody had

stabbed me 18 times, what would you be

doing?Find him and stab him 1800 times.

Well, someone stabbed my brother 18

times. Tell me, what should I do now?A

bent him. Right. Stone?

I'll take you back to Hong Kong first.

It's too dangerous here. Butter. Huh

Don't underestimate me. I am not soft

like mud. I'm hard as stone. With you

here, I'd be all alone. I'm not going

back. Hey, come on, get up. I'm not

going. I want me. Hey, come on, you'll

make the foreigners think you're all

frightened. Come on, get up.

Right, you can't stay here. Get up now.

We'll go to the Coliseum.

Thank you.

Hey Stone! This way! Uh

What's the

name of this place?This is the Roman

Colosseum. It's about 2,000 years

old. It's that old?Hey, look over there.

There's a cat. Hey, it's taking a

bath.

Usually, a crowded place is the safest

place to be. It's a good rule.

You'd do well to remember. Hey, mister,

you mind taking a picture of me and my

wife?Oh, a picture?Yeah.

Move a bit closer. Would you move closer,

please?Would you move further back,

please?I'd like the coliseum to show.

HuhOh.

Move further a little bit more.

HuhOkay?

That's all right.

Hold it.

Uh, uh, uh Wonderly's

going away! Going away quick! Quick!

Thanks for saving my life. What is your

name?All my friends call me Ivy.

I'm with the insurance company. I've

been assigned to protect you. It wouldn't

do for our most important client to get

blown to pieces now, would it?

We're going to the hospital for a medical

checkup. Oh.

I assure you, there's no need for that.

Even Ted Man can't beat me, you know?He's

famous in Hong Kong. People call him the

most godfather.

Mr. Wah. You'll have to depend on more

than your strength to survive here. Well,

you've passed almost all the physical

tests. Just one way to go. Telephone,

please. The electrocardiogram. Uh-huhThis

IV, telephone, please.

What?Oh, it's probably the office.

Wait for me here, will you?

Mmm. Hey, I'll have to leave you, too.

Gotta go to the job.

Mr. Wong.

Just lay down and take off your shirt.

Hey! Huh

HuhIt's my brother. Would you let him in,

please?Come in, Kate, come on, come onHmm

Wow, it's hot! Shut up for these windows!

Hey, kid, leave the windows alone. Come

and stand over here.

Hmm

Oh, Doctor, how come you're thinking this

is so dirty?HuhI'll find you a pair

of white gloves, huh

Hey, little boy, go upstairs to the top

floor and ask the nurse for, um, uh, some

cotton, huhUh, okay.

Oh

It's a cotton right here. HuhYou answer

minded. Thank you, son. You're

so clever. Now just go and stand over

there.

Hey, Stone, where's Ivy?I don't

know.

hmm Check-up time.

Over there. Please go out.

Uh.. Ward 15?

And Ward 16?

And, uh..

Brother! Here's a photo of you!

HmmThey sold something quick.

Please. Hmm

This doesn't look like a discotheque.

What's the idea?This isn't the time to be

making jokes. You're both taking the next

flight out of here for Hong Kong. You do

your dancing there. The company has

already sent your tickets and baggage to

the flight counter. HmmMr. Wong, this

way. Hmm

This is yours.

You are even worse than the Carrows.

Look, I know the Carrow family a lot

better than you do. What's happened so

far is only the beginning. You're both

very lucky you're still alive. But you

have made them lose face, and you could

be killed. I'm sorry, but it's

true. I am not used to taking orders from

anyone. HmmCan't frighten me away.

Mr. Wong, I'm not worried about losing my

job if you should get hurt. That's not

the reason I want you to leave. The

company would never fire me 'cause my

father's the owner. And I'm not afraid

of the cows either. If you must know

the truth, I happen to like you both very

much. Such nice people shouldn't be

killed. I only wanted to protect

you. Instead, I put you both in danger.

Attention sees, your attention sees. This

is the final call for... All right.

Thanks a lot. We'll go then.

I'll come to Hong Kong and visit Judy.

It's time now. Get on the plane. Well,

goodbye. Goodbye, Ivy.

Hey, baby. Hmm

What do you want from me?No!

You're no match for me.

I'm sure. You wouldn't dare shoot. Tell

me where you're hiding, that bastard

HmmWho?One way.

He's up there. Huh

oh

Come

on.

How come you're not on the plane?HuhOh.

The plane sort of took off.

You're the same kind of person that I am.

HmmCome.

Let's go. All right.

AhHello, Carol. How are you, Brad?How

are you?Uh, please.

Uh-huhUh, thank you.

Carol. HuhI'd like to talk to you in

private. Oh. Anything you

have to say can be said here.

Carol, my company assures a certain man.

Oh, I've heard about it. He's a Chinese

filster. Ah, let him leave Italy before

killing him.

He will be dead in two days.

Carol. You know how hard I've worked

to build up my position and gain

Michael's trust. I just recently gained

control of the 20th Century Insurance

Corporation. Now if I insure him, I'll be

stuck with a big claim. If I know, people

will say I'm afraid to insure him.

What's so bad about that?Insurance

companies shouldn't lose money. The

money's not important. It's my position

I'm worried about. You've put me in a

tough spot. I'm so sorry, but I cannot

help you.

I'd like to remind you that you are also

working for Michael. I've nothing to do

with insurance. But we're both being paid

by Michael. Ah, Michael and I have our

own business. Dirty business.

Hey, Joe. I'll try and forget that I

heard what you just said. Caro, you're

pushing me too far!

Heh. Watch out, young man.

Please, put your gun away. The guests of

Caro aren't permitted to carry guns with

them. Come on, put your gun away.

Otherwise, you might regret it.

ohh

You've got a nice missile there.

Let's go.

A giant hand upon China. How did it get

here?

It's me! Hey!

What a surprise! Come in! Please, come

in! Watch out,

Stone.

In here.

Stone, this is for you. For me?

Thank you! It's over just all isn't it?

One moment. Huhclose your eyes a second.

All right, you can open

your eyes now. Wow!

Hey!

Hey Oh, hey!

Tell me, what do you think of your new

home?It's been empty a long time. Very

nice. Thanks a lot. But it-- it

seems a little big just for us. He wants

a new movie with us. You shut up. Go and

play with your bear. I'll go

upstairs and play with it then.

What?

I won't be coming with you again, Wang

Lei. Why is that?

I'm sorry. The company decided to cancel

your insurance. Oh?And I'm sure you know

the reason why. HuhIvy, it

really doesn't matter. In the

beginning, I felt that I had no choice in

this affair. I wanted to insure

myself so that

I could avenge my brother and protect

Stone.

I asked my father to give me two days

off, but he won't allow it.

Why did you do that?I want to

protect

you. YouProtect me?

Stop laughing. Mungle, it's not

funny. Cara said that you'll be dead

within the next two days. And he always

does just what he says he will.

Stop laughing. Mungle. Huh

Over there, by the wall.

Wong Lei?You believe what I said now?That

Kara can kill you anytime he wants?

Heh. I can believe it now.

Just suppose that you had a gun now.

Would you kill me?I wouldn't. Why is

that?Because

you saved me.

I was only joking with you. I hope you'll

be careful from now on.

I'll leave the gun. Take care of

yourself. I'm leaving now.

I'll remember, Ivy.

You will need this more than I will.

there is a Chinese saying it

goes strong men don't fear

we also have a saying when

in Rome do as the Romans do

goodbye Wang Lei goodbye Ivy

goodbye goodbye

Yes?MrHandsOh, outdoor shooting

tomorrow. That's the way.

Okay, come on. All right, that's the way

it'll do it. Okay.

You want to pull out, huhI'll

pull closer. And we go

from closer. And

then we,

We'll do it. Nice, I figured.

Yeah, okay. OkayOne full wide. All right.

Hey, let's have some fun with the Chinese

kid. Ohh

Yeah, well, you know that. Again?

How about giving us a kung fu

demonstration?Hey, you use your kung fu

for beating up poor women and children?

Chinese look funny. They're like fish out

of water. Chinese kung fu. Looks

just like a balam rooster doing shadow

boxing.

Hey, kid, would you like to find a real

man?

Hey, boy! Say, you want me to find

a chair for you to stand on?

I'm sorry, gentlemen. Would you mind

waiting till I finish work, and then

we'll talk.

Oh, he's scared! The kid's

scared! Oh, let's

go! Those are Russians. They're good

fighters. Leave them alone.

Ah..

Hey, son! Did your mommy

teach you to do this kung fu?Hey! Hey Hey

Let

it go! Hey, you guys! Needle! Get alone,

huh

Come on, he's only a little boy. Hmm

All right, you can try me.

I'll take you both at one time.

The Russians' biting style is funny. They

look just like a couple of fish out of

water, wouldn't you say?

Brother, you should've let me fight them.

I would've broke both their legs and

knocked all their teeth down their

throat. You better be careful. Those are

tough customers.

Hey. Go and take a bath. Ah

I twist your big nose every day. One of

these days, I bet I twist it right off. Ah

I'll

hold you right after I'm cleaned up.

Oh!

Yes, who's there?

Father, for you. Oh.

This is Carol here. This is Michael. I'm

counting on you doing a quick and clean

job. Your payment is ready to be picked

up now. I told you that we don't expect

to be paid until the job is quite

completed. I will send someone round to

pick it up tomorrow. You'll read the

results in tonight's statement.

You should trust me. I'm sure I could

handle it. Father, how

about I take over?

I agree.

You'll be perfect for it, because you

understand Oriental's. But, son,

you should understand my thinking here. I

want Canny to prove himself.

Hello. I'd like to speak to Wong Lei. Oh,

Wong Lei. Wong Lei,

a phone call for you. Coming.

Thanks. It's for you. Hello?

Are you Wong Lei?Speaking. Wong

Lei, you want to find out who it was that

killed your brother?Of course.

Who are you?Never mind that.

What day of the week is it?It's

Sunday. So what?

Very good. If you want the

information, then you must come to St.

Peter's Square alone at 12 o'clock.

You'll be there?Okay.

Brother, you must not go there. It might

be a trap. I'm gonna go, even if

it is. There's always the chance that

he-- There's always the chance that he's

telling the truth.

Talk. Who is the man that killed my

brother?Tell me and I'll let you go.

It's me. It's you?

You can't even shoot straight. You are

nothing but a flunky. I want the big

man.

All right. Go back and tell him to meet

me here tomorrow.

The bullets are here.

Ah

Dinner's ready. HuhOh, dinner's

ready.

My children, let's go inside and have

dinner. Huh

Let's go eat now.

Come on, boys, let's sit down.

Please sit.

Mary. I'll take my food here. I'll sit

here from now on. Sir.

oh

My son, stop crying. Sit down.

Sit down and eat now.

He looked very much like his mother, and

his temper was like hers too.

I remember the time he strangled a black

cat. He was only four years old.

When he was ten years old, he killed two

Negro kids. When he came back home

again, he was as calm as if nothing had

happened. I knew

then that he'd be the kind of son I could

be proud of. If he had a

defect, it was that he was too reserved.

Once decided,

nothing changed him. I thought he would

end this way. Because that is the

nature of our profession.

My children, please forgive me if I was

partial to him. Because Canny

was my natural son.

Father, excuse me for a while. I will not

be long.

Long Lei. HmmI kept thinking you would

ask me for a day before, and I finally

had to ask you. We didn't

know each other. You always

take so long. A friend of mine told me

that Chinese men are cool outside

but hot inside.

Don't believe everything you hear. Uh

Excuse me. Um.. Oh, the washer

is right over there.

HmmCome in. Please.

Huh

Please

Come on, let's go.

ohh

Throw me down! If

you want your lady friend to lift, you

better put down the gut!I'll count to a

three. One leg! One

leg! One

leg! Ohh

ohh

Come! Get locked!

Ivy. Lucky you were here. Thanks a lot.

I've never been so scared in my life.

She's my co-star in the film, Lily.

This is Ivy.

How very convenient. You said you'd take

care of yourself. I see what you meant

now. Sorry if I interrupted your fight.

Ivy. You can save your breath. I have to

go.

Ivy! Ivy! Ivy!

Bonet!

Cut! Cut! We do another take,

huhAll right. RightAnd how many feet do

we shoot, huhFourteen's

a take, huhOh,

500 feet. All

right, all right Everybody stand by for

the shooting!

Come on. Ready. All right.

All right Camera!

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut! Why didn't you

pull down and let him shoot you?HuhIf I

went down and let him shoot me, I'd never

get up again. Speak up! Who told you

to put live shells in the gun?

Mr. Duke! Ah

yeah

Huh

oh

Who was it told you I was staying here?No

one told me. I found it all by myself.

You don't seem too glad to see me.

Don't tell me showering. He turned red

and ran out.

I don't think you will run out. Huh

Come out of there and put some clotheson.

Why don't you come here anyway?Does

there have to be a reason?

Lily, how about going out for a drive?

Come, Rio. I'll show you my favorite

place. It's beautiful there. I think it's

the best view in Rome. Whenever I'm here,

I can forget all my-- Yeah, look at that.

It's over there.

Wow. It just looks beautiful.

It's possible to see all of Rome from

here. Well, how do you like it?

Longley, I can tell that you've been

worried. That's why I brought

you here so you could talk if you want.

Didn't you sleep well last night?

Lily, do you know how much longer till

the shooting's finished?Oh, I have no

idea. The director says that we have at

least one more month to go. You're

starting to get homesick?Hmm

I'm ready to go home. I've

had my revenge.

I think you won't be leaving here even if

the shooting has finished. Why is

that?'Cause by that time...

I won't let you go without me.

Cigarette?Hey, you know that I don't

smoke. Well, you have to smoke this one.

Okay.

More for you?Uh, not just yet. I'll just

watch you.

Let's go, then. Uh-huh

What's wrong?I'm feeling dizzy. Oh,

perhaps you're just not used to smoking.

You'll be all right pretty soon.

Wong Lei! Wong Lei!

Wong Lei! What's the matter?Wong Lei,

speak to me! Help!

Somebody help! Somebody help, please!

Wong Lei! Wong Lei!Speak to me. Put the

man in. All

right, all right, everybody.

Move on, move back, come

on.

oh

Hey.

I don't want him to do it. This will only

knock him out for about eight hours.

Father wants to remove him personally

while he's still unconscious.

Ten. Nine.

Eight. Seven. Six.

Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Eight.

Three. No one

move. I'll cut his throat at the first

move you make.

Chinaman

Do you really think that you're

intelligent enough to outsmart Carol?

You've forgotten! You're on Carol's

territory!

Won't do you any good to kill him. He

is only an employee.

Huh

I want to give you a simple test.

Mr. Wong, you're much too young to die.

You shouldn't do anything rash.

What kind of test?A

screen test?Cut the

comedy. All I have to do is say the word

and you will be a dead man.

You would do well to hear me out. As you

can see, your life's completely in my

hands.

But I have to admit that this situation

embarrasses me.

Maybe I am finally

losing my touch.

To get the best of my opponent

took all of my resources

and resulted in heavy losses.

The loss of two sons.

My whole life was devoted to them.

They would have been sitting in these two

chairs. It has been

almost 20 years.

If I was to kill you and your brother

now, it would undoubtedly give me some

satisfaction. But

unfortunately, it would not bring me back

my dead children.

Mr. Wong, you seem to have a talent for

killing men. Imagine someone getting the

best of the carols. It's the first time

we've ever suffered such disproportionate

losses. Look at

me. Scott is the only son I

have left.

But then again, life has to go on,

doesn't it?I'm not about to try and learn

a new business at my age of life.

Besides, I have my reputation to think

of. I was thinking that you might

like to join forces. In

forces?

Of course, Mr. Wong, you're free to

refuse my offer. But then the

alternative's not too attractive.

Think it over carefully. I am

confident that you won't refuse. You are

much too smart for that.

Is this the way?You

welcome new partners?

I'm sorry, but until I've had your

answer, we will have to carry on as we

are.

Let's say I agree. You

still wouldn't believe me.

You're right again. That's why I've

arranged a test, to see if you will keep

your word. What is it?I've come

into possession of $2 million worth of

diamonds. Arrangements will be made to

sell them to the Hill Group. The Hill

Group has a bad reputation. They're

masters of the Doublecrofts. You'll have

to take precautions. Leave it to me.

I guarantee that I'll pull it off without

a hit.

I just pulled the old switch crick.

HmmMagnificent. That was done with real

class. You have the makings of a

professional criminal. Hmm

Where's Stone?Stone?Ah

He already returned home to wait for you.

Stone! Stone! Stone, I've

come back!

Hey, Stone. Huh

Don't.

Don't

Mr. Wong, you're a pretty clever guy.

But you've forgotten that you're dealing

with Carol.

Did you think he would forget... That you

have killed two of his sons.

My father thanks you for helping him with

the diamonds, but

he regrets very much that you

have to die.

What?

oh

One way! One way!

Quick, drive me into Carol.

Hey, Kate! Just come over here!

Come on. I'm

waiting. We can talk about old times

together. Don't be afraid. Carroll is

just an old man. He's lost his touch. He

can't keep up with a young man anymore.

You have nothing to fear. Don't be

afraid. All of Carroll's sons are dead.

Carroll's nothing but an old shell.

One way.

Ivy, the time has not come for you to

tell him.

Ohh

Ivy.

Irene, you have been treating me!

Ah

If you don't kill him, then you'll have

to die with him!

Monle, do you believe him?

Of course I don't.

I love you.

Ivy, Ivy, Ivy!

Ivy! Ivy, Ivy! Get

behind the car!