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(ROCKETS OF THE BELL)

(CONFUSED VOICES)

- Congratulations! - Congratulations!

- It must be male! - God bless you! - Thank you!

- Hey! - Sons! - Thank you!

- What a lovely couple! - Thank you thank you.

(CONFUSED VOICES)

Man is not man ... if he is not a father!

(APPLAUSE AND CRY OF APPROVAL)

What have you got, Miuzza ?! Help me!

Miuzza! Give me a hand! My wife feels bad!

Miuzza! Help me! Miuzza! Miuzza!

Help me! Don't leave me alone!

Miuzza! Give me a hand! Don't leave me alone!

Call the doctor! (THE DOCTOR laughs)

Quick, a priest!

Miuzza! Up! (TOWARDS OF AMAZING)

(TOWARDS OF AMAZING) Madonna...

- Oh ... oh ... - Stop it, this belly!

No! Give me a hand! My wife breaks out!

(EXPLOSION)

(LOLLO CRIES)

Lollo, love, here's the coffee!

But what have you done? You're all wet.

I pissed on myself. Are you happy?

Who put this deal ?! Ah, good morning, Don Vincenzo!

You know that Sunday you have to bring the statue of the Virgin in procession?

- I'm sorry but I can not. - Are you crazy? How can you not ?!

I am a sinner. Last time you denied me absolution!

Of course, come and confess to me you don't want children!

What are you listening to ?! Move the cart!

You talk about '' coitus interruptus '', buy that rubber business ...

the secret of confession where does it go ?!

But if everyone knows! And you continue to be the '' mammone cat ''!

A sinner cannot lead that statue would defile it.

- Lollo! - Huh? - Wait up!

(in Latin) I absolve you in the name of the Father, the Son...

..and of the Holy Spirit, amen.

Here, so see you on Sunday. At 08:00 precisely!

(softly) What a 'whorehouse' priest.

You have to drink a spoonful of it in a cup hot water every night.

- I don't shit anyway. - This works. - Good evening. - Good evening.

- Good evening everyone. - One minute and I'm with her.

- I'm in no hurry, for what I owe take ... - No, help yourself.

- Thank you. The usual box. - Yet a? But what if he took it the day before yesterday?

- Won't you give it to me? - No, but also last week ...

Is there rationing? Everyone sucks his cock, are we kidding?

Until there is the pill for the children men ... Don't wrap, that's okay.

- This stuff you should use all! Take into account. - All right.

Nowadays it is from criminals to bring children into the world!

Do you know how many there will be in 1998? Six and a half billion!

And in 2070? We will be 27 billion!

What the fuck do I care? I don't shit anyway.

Have you heard? Nobody thinks about the future of humanity.

The situation is dramatic, but everyone thinks about the facts of him.

Selfishness! Here is the evil of humanity!

- That's your business. - Good evening, Don Lollo.

Look here, I'm forced to play the fool, ...

... to act, to buy condoms.

It makes me sick to even name them!

Because of you... I have to pretend I don't want children!

I am emptying myself for a son the soul, I who would give my blood!

If you mind, then don't buy them anymore.

You're right, that's enough! I throw it all away! That's enough!

What is this house? A deposit of condoms ?! All away! Street!

- Stop, love! What are you doing? - Shut up!

How disgusting! Enough with the antics! The comedy is over!

But I don't want to be impotent! I will tell everyone that you are sterile!

Look here, a sea of ​​bullshit!

(ROSALIA CRIES)

Miuzza! Rosalia, don't do that! Forgive me! Do not Cry!

- You know I don't want to see you to cry. - Don't leave me, love!

This is the tragedy. If you wanted to leave you, it would all be solved.

Without you, what do I live to do?

- I didn't want to come! - I tell him everything!

- Do what you want. - Do you want to decide? - Go, go.

We hope you don't have to regret it, my daughter.

Well, doctor, the fact is that Lollo wants a son.

Thing? Does your husband want a child ?! But this is great news!

Why all these mysteries? You could have said it before!

You finally made up your mind, huh?

I decided on a horn! Lollo has always been very decisive!

What do you say? Lollo always said that he did not want children!

He still says it, but because he is ashamed!

He doesn't want to make me look bad!

To you? But what have you got to do with it? Do you want to make me understand?

Lollo has always wanted children, right from the wedding night.

And five ...

These will be five twins. Now we need to find five names.

Five names five!

(Rosalia) (We found the five names, but we didn't know who to put them on.)

(Rosalia) (time passed and the children did not come.)

(Rosalia) (Lollo couldn't be right, ...)

(.. he always checked my belly, hips, breasts, everything.)

Not even an inch more. Always the same!

- What are you doing? - Turgid must be!

Take this off. Here, not even a little gland! Damn!

Negative.

Five days late! Maybe there we are!

(FLUSH NOISE)

- Don't tell me that ... - Eh ... they arrived.

And they fucked me!

Coward! Coward! Coward!

(Rosalia) (she never gave me respite, she always thought about that.)

- But, Lollo, still? - Let's start over.

- Lollo, still for so much? - Don't move, please!

I know, it's uncomfortable, but you don't have to waste not even a drop!

Up, up, up ... stop!

But why didn't you tell me before? You've been married for years!

- Seven! -She always made you do this life? - No, no, on the contrary.

He seemed to have resigned himself, until three months ago, ...

..when that terrible thing happened disgrace to Uncle Pietro.

(SIREN AND CONFUSED VOICE) Get away! You cannot pass!

- Yes, in the ravine! - Lady, where are you going ?!

You can't go! Back!

- What a disgrace! - The whole family Mascalucia finished like this, in one fell swoop!

Back! You can't get off!

With the dark and the rain, Marshal, we do what we can.

- There are four victims. - Anyone showing signs of life? - No.

Now that they are all dead, what will happen to the pasta factory?

It will end up with his nephew, in Lollo! Only he is left!

The uncle kept it in the pasta factory only out of pity!

- Now he becomes the master! -Here is Don Lollo, he is coming!

I'm sorry I made her come, but they tell me that she is the only relative.

- Yes, it's the only one! - How did this happen?

They slipped, they ended up in ravine and all four are dead.

Four? Five! To me It has been said `` the whole family ''.

- Yes, the father and the 3 children. - No! A father and 4 children, right? - Yes!

- They told me 3. Permission! There is another corpse in the ravine!

- Unfortunately she was right. Condolence. - Condolence.

- (crying) What a misfortune! I remained alone! - Courage.

And then it started again ... worse than before.

'' New wealth erase wisdom. ''

(crying) Now she doesn't give up anymore.

She wants the heir, and I have to absolutely give him this son!

Doctor, please help me! That's why I'm here!

Keep calm. Nowadays, sterility can be cured.

Have you heard?! I can heal! And you who didn't want to take me there!

- Here it is. This specialist it can solve everything for you. - Thank you.

He is in Catania. He is good gynecologist, he can give you the right treatment.

- You'll need to check first. - One moment!

What do you have to check on my daughter ?! Where should he check it ?!

Where is it? There! The ovaries, the uterus, the salpin ...

No, you can't touch that! No man she has to touch it, only her husband!

- But, mom! - It would be a disgrace! - What do you think ?! We are in 2000!

Man has set foot on the moon!

- A doctor cannot put his hand on what? - No! On what not!

If God willed it sterile, God's will be done!

Come! But what does this say ?! Now let's put the salpinge in the square!

- Now all your beliefs go fuck themselves, huh? - Which?

Those on overpopulation in 2000, about not having to have children.

Now ... have you read I�? A son You must do it. Indeed, at least two!

- Go to work, don't get involved. - I kiss your hands, master.

- Vanni, do not take it, come on! - Hi.

Dad!

He was born ... a king! (APPLAUSE)

- 250,000. - No.

- (Mother) 300,000. - No way.

- 350! - How can you offer us one figure like that! Don't you see how it suffers?

(THE WOMAN CRIES)

He is still in the belly and do you want to take it away?

400,000! Done deal! We don't talk about it anymore, okay ?!

Two Americans offered us half million for the last. We refused.

We kiss the hands. Carmela, let's go back to the house.

No, ma'am, wait a minute!

Why did you make me come here ?!

- Maybe I found the solution to all our problems. - What?

- There is a pregnant woman there, she is expecting a child! - So?

- He'd sell it to us, you know? - What should I understand?!

What's the harm? They are poor, they have so many!

Even the TV says that the Americans they buy many. I remain hidden.

- And then we say that he is our son? - Yes, love. - Get up! - Lollo!

- Lolluzzo! -You shut up! Not are you ashamed of what you do?

- We've been interviewed. - How many children have you already sold? - Four.

- Don't you suck? - Why? I'm unemployed, I can't keep them!

- If you can't keep them, why are you doing them ?! - To sell them!

- Get lost, otherwise I'll kill you. - UItimo price, 300,000!

- OUT OF HERE! STREET! - But, Lollo, we are in their house!

Ah, yeah. Then out of us. STREET! There is no justice in this world!

A '' half blowjob '' like him must all these children have ?!

They come to me.

Unfortunates! Cowards! You wanted to buy me a child!

You still don't understand that I want a child of mine ?!

Blood of my blood, blood of the my father's blood! Wretch!

I don't need to buy a child, I can do it when I want!

Be careful, don't provoke me. Even if I love you, don't.

We two are not even related, we are just husband and wife!

(SOUND OF THE BAND AND SONG OF THE FAITHFUL)

- Mom, then? - There is, I talked to her. Now it all depends on him.

(SOUND OF THE BAND AND SONG OF THE FAITHFUL)

- Lollo ... - Huh? - I have decided. - What?

I am ready to sacrifice myself for your happiness!

Do you think this is the moment ?! We'll talk about that later!

Do you see the one with the black veil? The one with the book in hand.

- And who is it? - She's a widow. Mom talked to her.

-She says she'd be there to do it a son with you. - You are crazy?

- But you really would be willing ... - Anything to make you happy.

Rosalia!

- Watch out, Lollo! - Madonna! - I'll help you! - Sorry.

(SOUND OF THE BAND AND SONG OF THE FAITHFUL)

(with out of tune voice) who is our Father!

(with out of tune voice) who is our King!

(SOUND OF THE BAND)

Here you are, I wrote you the address. Maria Cultrera, widow of Caruso.

Just give her the money. Only half, the other half after childbirth.

Miuzza, what you are doing I will never forget it, I swear.

- Go, that is waiting for you! - It goes'. But, I beg you, hurry up.

What can I do? You know me. I go, do and come back.

-But she is calm, my heart stay here with you. - Lollo ...

Lollo, go! Go first and come back first!

You have everything?

Dad!

Dad, help me! Tell me if it's right what I'm going to do!

Just a fuck!

- Excuse me, there was a mistake! - I made it under for fear!

AIt!

'' Corso Garibaldi 4 ''. It is here.

It is allowed? Is anyone there?

(THE DOG BAYS ANGRY)

- Are you Signor Mascalucia? - Yes. - Please, I've been waiting for you.

Please take a seat.

- Something wrong? - No, everything is fine!

- I saw her with the black shawl, all mysterious ... - So what?

Now the mystery is gone.

-Please, you get comfortable, I'll come right away. - Yes.

I'll make you some tea.

(THE CHILD DISRUPTED) Bravo, Calogero, you did!

Macch�! It's been three days that just makes me ariette!

Blame the stones you eat! He is a glutton!

(ROSARY CRIES) I didn't do anything to him!

- I'll come right away. - I did not see it.

Don't mind it when I'm there children, there is always a mess. You go.

You bring Rosario. (ROSARY CRIES)

Chained, come to get you Rosario, come on!

- I'll do it immediately. - Take it easy. - Put him to bed, otherwise he'll be pissed.

Nice of mom!

He has been sleeping for two years. Will he be sick? Rest in peace.

- This ... is the agreed sum. - Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!

When there was the good soul of mine husband, he fucked all the money.

Otherwise they were beaten! He was a real man! '' Masculo ''!

- You can get ready. - Calmly.

Fuck, what a piss! Wait for me to dry.

(Calogero) Mom, poop! Mom, poop!

Crucifix, put Calogero on on the jar, you take care of it!

Done. But are you still I�? Does she not go to bed?

- But, I say ... certain things up front to children not ... - And why?

In that bed, with the good soul of my husband, ...

... six children we had, not to mention the rest!

One thing I recommend, Don Lollo: hold me tight, tight!

I scream, I scream, I shake, I bite, and, sometimes, scratch.

Okay so? More intimate? My mustache!

Do I have to take it all off?

Or do you prefer me with culottes? I take it off, huh?

- I take it off ... I take it? - (in a choked voice) No!

- But how long does it take? How much?! - The time it takes, right?

- I can't resist it anymore! - Where are you going? - I'm going to meet him!

- I can't wait here! - It takes an hour just to go there!

I'm full of withdrawal bubbles.

What is it? Don't you like me?

Sure, I like it a lot, � my type.

So, forget it, don't let us dirty everything with material acts!

- But then ... - The money can keep them. - Oh, thank you, thank you!

- What are you doing? - Thank you very much!

(CALOGERO CRIES) Sorry.

Ah, Calogero did it!

- Thank you, Don Lollo! - At least he did it!

(Maria) But, what a pity ...

Lollo ... Lollo, what is it?

Lollo, what are you doing here?

What happened? Answer me, love.

Have you been to the widow's?

So?

But how? You?

With someone like that, not even him she would have made it. True, dad?

- Rosalia, go home. - All right.

- I'll fix dad, then you I reach. - All right. - Go. - Hi.

(LOLLO SIGHS)

(THE PRIEST READS OUR FATHER IN LATIN)

(PRAYERS AND PLANTS FROM THE FUNERAL COURT)

Ah! But you look where do they go to make holes!

(THE PRIEST PRAYS IN LATIN)

Porcaccia misery filthy ...

Ah, it is yours! I measured it!

Precise! Perfect! Congratulations! Congratulations!

What can you do?

(THE PRIEST CLEARS THE VOICE AND PRAY IN LATIN)

(THE PRIEST CRIES)

A generous kilo of escarole for the Lady.

- Put it here. How much do I pay? - Only 500.

- You don't fool me, do you? - Santa Rosalia is a witness!

- They're fake! Don't fuck me! - Oh God!

- How dare you? You want to do them lose the baby ?! - What a fright.

Sorry.

(CHILDREN'S PLAYING CRY AND REPRESENT A NUN)

- The mother superior is not in office. I'm going to look for her. - Thank you.

After all, we are doing good! These single mothers are ruined!

- Taking one to serve is an act of mercy! - Yes, of course!

Look. Would that, for example, suit you?

What questions you make? What do you mean if it's okay with me or not?

I am here just because I want a child!

It doesn't matter the woman herself, I do not care...

- That, for example, is fine! - But she's blonde!

Don't stare at the hair! If only a blond son would come!

- How, blond? - My grandfather he was blond! A beautiful man!

- We are of Norman descent, Did I never tell you? - No.

- Look how tall I am! - But you are all Black! - From mother's side!

- The Mascalucia gentlemen? - Yes.

Sister Pasqualina told me that you are here for a girl. Take a seat.

- You have a lot of children, right? - No, we don't have them yet. - Ah ...

But we would like so many. We're here for look for a girl to take care of it.

- You should think about the children the girl. That! - Which?

My wife would have chosen that. You seem right to me, as a nanny.

- I really don't think he'll accept. - Why? She-she is an orphan, poor thing.

You followed a Sicilian here who had promised to marry her.

- Then instead he seduced her and it is disappeared. - Well, I don't see the problem.

She's embittered, sour, she had to give up her son, ...

..that we did adopt to a couple.

He hates Sicily and is ashamed to return to his country.

Besides, he never worked as a waitress.

- So ... - '' So '' what ?! Who cares? He will learn.

We can not abandon her like this, poor thing!

- Here's a little gift for the convent. - Thank you! - Anything.

We need it so much!

You will see, it will convince her! Please make yourselves comfortable.

Everything will be fine. It is not difficult be a waitress. You are happy?

(in Veneto) I made 30, I make 31.

(MUGOLll OF PLEASURE) Good morning, Marietta.

(in veneto) Good morning. Excuse me if I'm still in bed.

- Imagine. If you want, sleep some more. - It's late. -There is no rush, she rests.

- Here I am! Permission? - Cover up. (LOLLO RIDE)

(in veneto) Did you sleep well? You like latte with biscuit?

- (in Venetian) Is it a joke? - No. Come on, eat it, which is good for you.

You've never been on duty, have you? So you are not practical.

You must be careful to everything we do.

For the first time, Better watch us to learn.

(in veneto) You are running in, Do you understand?

- What we do to you, you will do to us. - (in Veneto) As you wish.

- (in Veneto) How many spoons? - Seven, thank you!

- Seven? - Yes, seven! They are enough!

(LOLLO RIDE) Let's do it first!

(in Venetian, laughing) Here, take! And if it's bitter, call!

(in veneto) If it's bitter ... call.

(laughing) Take it easy!

- 7 tsp! At this rate ... - Shh! Do you want to screw it up?

We want to end this comedy? Who is this ?!

After all, she is just a woman of the street, without principles, without scruples!

- What are you saying?! - One that does a son with the first that happens, what ?!

We might as well tell her right away what do we want!

If there is one who wants this this is over soon, it's me.

But we must conquer her trust has already been burned.

We have to be careful if we want to that she is the mother of our son!

- Lollo! - Miuzza! - My love!

- For you I'm ready for anything sacrifice! - Holy you are! Santuzza!

Santa! Santa! Santuzza! Santa you are!

- Hi. - What a day. The accountant it almost made me lose the game!

- Carosello just finished. - Less bad, I thought I was late.

- Good evening, Marietta. - Good evening. - Have you eaten yet?

No, only she had dinner. She ate herself her, her, mine and your dinner too.

- He's insatiable. - Okay, make me a sandwich.

- (in Veneto) Brava, Marietta, I'm really happy! - And drink!

You ate it all, huh? Brava! My dinner too!

- (laughing) '' Your mortacci! '' - Now!

- (in Veneto) I had done 30, I have done 31. - Give it with these numbers!

(TV) Cordova, Santarini, Peccenini, Boni, Morini, Prati ...

- (in Veneto) Do you like the game? - (in Veneto) It's a beard ...

But the final of the Champions Cup!

(in veneto) I'd like to see the alpine choirs on the second channel!

- This is crazy. You tell him, � the grand final! - Shut up!

We decided to win his trust! You must feel at home!

- The Champions Cup! - The game is for men.

- It's the grand final! - If you want i Alpine choirs, let them hear them.

(TV) Meadows! Pilgrims! Network!

(THE ALPINE CHOIR SINGS '' LIKE YOU DANCE WELL, BEAUTIFUL GIRL '')

(MARIETTA SINGS '' LIKE YOU DANCE WELL, BEAUTIFUL GIRL '')

(MARIETTA SUSPIRES)

(LOLLO YAWNS)

(MARIETTA SINGS '' LIKE YOU DANCE WELL, BEAUTIFUL GIRL '')

- (in Venetian) I tell you! I can not no longer wait! - How do you talk?

- How do I speak? - Yes, how do you talk? - Ah, yes, sorry, have patience.

- I have to tell him now! - Did something happen with Marietta?

- Can't you hear? Sing! - So? - In the bathroom! - What's wrong with that?

And you ask me ?! Sing in the bathroom! It is serious!

You care about the sugar, my dinner, he doesn't show me the games on TV!

- Enough, he's pulling too much the rope! - So?

- So ... when he pulls, he pulls. I feel that. - Lollo, what are you feeling?

- I feel I have to tell him right away! - Lollo, wait! What if he gets offended?

We have to take the risk. Either it goes or I break it!

(MARIETTA CANTICCHIA)

- (in Venetian) Good morning, sir. - Good morning! Convenient, convenient.

(in veneto) At this time I feel peckish in my stomach.

Truly, you always have it. However he eats, it's good to eat.

Look, I should talk to you ... of a very important thing.

You know that I, that is we, my wife and I, we have no children.

- Lucky you. - Like? Ah, sorry, it's different for you.

But you will understand that, for a couple, not having it is a sad result.

Unhappy.

Sad.

(crying) The house ... remains empty. Life ... has no purpose anymore.

(crying) The house ... Without joy ... without ... without ...

(crying) The house is sad! Without joy! Without heat!

- Hey, are you listening to me ?! - Yes.

You know what we've decided, me and mine wife? Do you know what we said?

- (in Veneto) Done 30, let's do 31. - Here, let's do 31. Good.

Since children do not come and without it we don't want to stay ...

... for this ... we chose you.

To change our destiny and fill this void, this house.

Do you understand? (MARIETTA CRIES)

What the hell are you doing? You spit in my face!

But you must be crazy! Cry, spit, eat!

Look ... now don't do that. I see the surprise, you did not expect it.

But there is no need to cry!

- Among so many girls, why do you have chose me? - You seemed the most suitable.

As in photo novels, in comics, in TV dramas?

- But do you understand what it is? - Of course, for this I am happy!

- Are you happy? - Yes! Thank you! Thank you! Thanks, dad!

- Who? - Where's Mom? Mum! Mum! Mum!

Mom? This is stupid!

(HORN)

Lollo! Lollo!

What do you want?!

Are you still in your dressing gown? Hurry up, we have to go to Vengelli!

- Vengelli? - Yes, for the contract! - It's true. I get off right away!

- What happened? - I forgot that I have to go to Catania.

- No, with Marietta! What do you have said? - Shh. - Are you crazy?

She laughed and cried, she hugged me saying '' mom ''. What did you tell her?

I spoke to her with my heart in my hand!

I told her we want a child and she that she continued to eat!

She does not understand, on the contrary, she is equivocal! Yes she is convinced that we want to adopt it!

She who is already a mother! She is crazy! So I become a grandfather!

Then there was a misunderstanding, you explained yourself badly.

But how, do you defend it as well?

Now you are happy! You had it on stomach that I lay down with her!

- You've always been involved in it malice! - But what malice?

You always thought I was glad that I liked that I�!

And not that it was only a simple formality!

- You know what? Now you take it and explain everything. - it ?! - Exactly.

Just you. So when I come back you make me find it in bed ready.

- Because I want this son! - How can I do?

- I do not care! - (Vanni) No! - What happens?

- (in Venetian) Unfortunate! I'll cut it off! - Are you crazy?!

- What happens? - Stop! - Why do you have scissors ?!

- I'll cut it! - What did you do to her ?!

- I asked her for a coffee. - While I was preparing it, she touched my ass!

An affectionate gesture, to break the ice.

If someone touches me, I will cut! I did 30, I do 31!

- Brava! - What are you saying? For a touching now does a tragedy happen?

- A little moderation! - Like? Do you speak like that?

He told me about the family, about the empty house, which he had chosen me ...

That's enough! Take her away! (in veneto) I'll take care of him!

Did you touch her whole ass?

I swear, I just touched it!

And she just for this she wanted to cut you ... the '' woodpecker ''?!

She-she Could happen to you too! - What a great whore!

- Hello, darling, good job! - Come back soon! Hi, dad!

-She called you '' dad ''? - Hurry up, we're late!

- You may know why she called you ''pap�''? - Perch� � veneta!

- What does that have to do with anything?! - In the Veneto the '' master '' is called '' dad ''!

It is like the '' pater familia '', the boss. It's right. Is the Pope your father?

- No, God forbid! - Yet it is called '' Holy Father ''.

It's a way of saying. And then, don't break my balls and drive!

(Marietta) oil�!

(Marietta) oil�! Cowards and traitors!

My Madonna, I can't take it anymore! I have to be her mother too!

- And to me as a grandmother. - Please, mom, you talk to her.

Lollo wants me to take care of it, but I don't have the calm to convince her.

Do you think it's easy? If only he knows the truth, imagine!

(Marietta)

- Is he mad at me? - No, it's a Northern song.

You told me she's crazy too! These from the North are all mafia!

(BELL) Who will it be? Mom, stay here.

- Good morning, Don Lollo is here. - No, he's not there, he went to Catania.

Sin. I wanted to thank him, so I brought him this pecorino.

- It's fresh! Feel that it stinks! Homemade! - Actually I ...

- Heaven sends you! - Blessed be!

Rosalia, make her sit down! She can solve everything, don't you understand?

- What are you saying? - She found herself in the same situation as Marietta!

She was immediately disposed, therefore she is there she is more suited to convince that I�!

- What do I have to convince? - State quiet, I'll explain everything!

- Is it a long thing? - No!

(LAUGHS)

Stop!

Stop! I do a hundred of children! I do a hundred!

- One hundred ... one hundred! - Wake up, we are about to arrive in Catania!

I absolutely have to talk to him!

- Sure, you want me to talk with Vengelli? - You talk to him!

- So who do you want to talk to? - My own business. Stop, I have to go back!

- What are you doing? Push ?! - Get off! - What am I doing here, alone ?!

- Go to Vengelli! I'll give you paper white! - How do I get back ?!

- What are the trains doing there? Arrange! - Today there is a strike!

Pigs! Pigs! Killers! Me I'm going to this dirty house!

We must understand them, they are so unhappy!

They are hypocrites, false and liars! the I have children and they keep them!

He who comes to tell me that the house is empty, that he had chosen me to ...

And I thought I had found a dad and a mom!

The truth is that she just wanted me '' ciavar ''.

She wanted me too '' ciavar ''. '' All masculine erotic! ''

Aren't you ashamed of being a pimp? Damn!

Wait up! If not, they don't pay me!

- Min ... - Here are Mom and Grandma! Were you listening?

- Better, so I don't have to repeat myself! I'm leaving! - Marietta!

- I said I'm leaving! - Marietta! - Marietta!

- Mom, she ruined us! - To who you say that! I did 30 and even 31!

Dad!

Dad!

Thank you. It can transit.

Dad, now you really broke up!

(THE POLICEMAN CRIES)

What are you doing?! Let me down, I'm sending you to jail!

LET ME GET OFF! LET ME GET OFF!

Help! Police!

(THUNDER)

Who knows where it ended up the unfortunate one!

- And Rosalia went to look for her! - I don't understand why she ran away!

I told her that you would have given her so much money!

And that that money could help her to recover ... her creature!

So she would have been happy and you too! What more did she want ?!

(NOISE OF DOOR CLOSING) It's Rosalia. We hope he found it.

- Rosalia! - Disappeared. I looked for it everywhere, but she is not to be found.

- Let's hope he doesn't do nonsense. - What are you saying? You stay, right?

Sure, how could I leave you alone?

I also told her to stay. Is it true that she stays?

Certainly. Just eat it.

Not bad. Too bad I'm wasted here.

My poor Peppino, who left me in the midst of temptations!

Oh...

(NOISE OF GLASS FALLING)

(THUNDER)

(THUNDER)

(softly) The scissors ... This isn't joking.

Ah, there they are.

(NOISE OF BOTTLE FALLING)

She always eats!

- Pss, pss, Marietta! - Who is it?

Shut up, not a word more, she lets me do the talking.

I'm here to ask you a favor. Then ... act as you see fit.

I know what I am about to say it may hurt you, but it is necessary!

Between us there was a big misunderstanding!

You are young ... beautiful ... desirable ...

But I too am still young, strong, full of life, of ardor!

When I chose you, I wanted to fill a life without joy, that's true.

But above all because I liked you! And not as a daughter, but as a woman!

A true, complete, capable woman to give me what Rosalia cannot!

To give me this son, to give me back father like all men!

No! Stop! Stop... I'm afraid of your answer.

Before talking, think about it, I beg you.

(MARIA GEME)

What do these groans mean?

Don't tell me all my hopes, Are my wishes coming true?

(MARIA GEME)

Thank you! I knew you would understand!

I make you a monument! More in I�. Ah, the jacket.

Give me a son and I'll give you all that you want!

Ah!

Marietta, how dry you are! What are you doing? Do you eat, eat and lose weight?

- Don't you have the lone worm? - Don Lollo, take me!

- Who are you? - I am perdition! - Leave my hair!

I get up from myself. Where have you been Marietta? What are you doing here ?!

Calm down, Don Lollo, now I'll explain.

I had come to bring you a form pecorino cheese for gratitude ...

Thank you very much, but what does Marietta have to do with it?

As the weather was bad, his wife let me stay here.

- The bed was free. - And where is Marietta?

- Believing to be her daughter, that poor thing ... - I understand everything.

She doesn't want to sleep in the bed anymore servant, she wants to sleep with her mother!

She got her head! Now I'll show her!

- Wait, what are you doing? - Do i fuck her and go to bed. A kennel.

My wife ... she doesn't have to absolutely know that I am here!

- Keep her at any cost! - Why?

- Do her dicks! - Definitely!

Shh ...

Marietta! Marietta! Shut up, don't talk! I go under!

- Did you hear that noise too? - I heard nothing.

- I think it comes from there. - I have to keep it. - Why?

- We don't know. - (Mother) Help! Help!

Shut up, don't screw me up!

- Lollo, are you crazy? - I want a son!

- With mom? - With mom! My Madonna!

Where's Marietta? Where did you hide it ?!

- You told her to tell her the truth and she became a beast. - He left.

- He ran away. - And where did he go? - Dunno. (BELL)

(BELL)

- Marietta! - Heaven be praised, you're back! - Around at night!

I have thought about it, I accept. I'm doing for the money, to get my son back.

But ... are you really decided?

- Yes, by now I have done 30 ... - And now it's 31.

It always makes 31, after making 30.

(LOLLO CANTICCHES NERVOUSLY)

(LOLLO CANTICCHES NERVOUSLY) The handkerchief.

and I put it on ...

You made yourself beautiful.

Presentable. You know how strange it is that. For a matter of education.

- Even the perfume you wore. - Of course, that stinks!

- For me this is like an operation surgical! - Yes, dressed like that!

Did I have to wear a gown and a mask?

- You said it too: first it ends this story is better. - It's true.

- Go ahead ... - Miuzza! - Opera! - Miuz ...

A hair. Luckily I noticed.

(THE MOTHER AND THE WIDOW RECIT PRAYERS WITH FERVOR)

Forward.

(THE MOTHER AND THE WIDOW RECIT PRAYERS WITH FERVOR)

(LOLLO laughs nervously)

Here we are.

- Repent? - No. Rather, did he wash himself?

- Like? - I am a little squeamish. How should I wear?

These are not things that can be done program. They come spontaneously.

However, a minimum of heat would be needed.

Mind you, I don't want to have fun like crazy.

- But a minimum ... of collaboration! - He's right. Come on, take a seat.

So, what should I wear?

Downhill, possibly.

(LOLLO RIDE)

Marietta! Marietta! How long did it take!

(ROSALIA GEME) How hot you are!

Give me a son, finally make me a father!

(ROSALIA GEME) Good!

You see it? You feel pleasure too! I told you it comes spontaneously!

(ROSALIA GEME)

Yes! Groan, Marietta! Yell out! Do not be afraid!

(in veneto) I don't moan with pleasure and I don't scream. I just shut up.

- So who is it? - (in Veneto) It comes of I�. Perhaps it is the lady, poor thing.

Rosalia? Oh my God! (ROSALIA CRIES)

(THE MOTHER AND THE WIDOW RECIT PRAYERS WITH FERVOR)

(ROSALIA CRIES) It's nothing, we can start over.

- But doesn't the lady cry? - No, on the contrary, laughs! I destroy you!

(ROSALIA CRIES)

Don't hear, it's just the two of us!

(ROSALIA CRIES) Come on, what are you doing? Come away.

Let her work in peace, soon everything will be over.

Be quiet and come away. The more it concentrates, the sooner it ends.

(ROSALIA CRIES) Don't mind, we're alone!

Alone! It seems to be at a funeral!

Crap! You disgust me! You have a wife who adores you, a saint!

Now she suffers the pains of hell, and you are in bed with someone else ?!

(LOLLO SPITS) Carrion!

Just a bastard like you could have done so!

(crying) You make me sick! (LOLLO SPITS)

I came for a tranquilizer for Rosalia. She feels bad.

Leave it alone. I'll take care of Rosalia.

Boh ...

Lollo ...

Lollo?

- Have you seen Lollo? -He wasn't he in bed with you?

- When I woke up, the bed it was empty! - Oh, my Madonna!

(Maria) What was it?

- It's his! - Of him!

(Lollo) ('' Only love of my life,...'')

('' ... my hand is shaking while I have to say 'goodbye'. '')

- Rosalia! My baby! - Miserable! Horned �!

- Is it serious? - The shock was strong.

- Then, on a person so exhausted ... - Holy Virgin!

(Doctor) Now pray, but you had to think about it first, ...

.. maybe you could fix everything with a little gynecological therapy.

- So she lost her husband too! - Lollo didn't run away! - No?

Just the time is gone to have a child with Marietta!

- With Marietta? -Yes, then she comes back. - But he said 'goodbye forever'!

There was a misunderstanding, Lollo wrote: ...

.. '' I say 'goodbye', but only for a few days, ... ''

'' ... time to have a child and I'll be right back. ''

- What a gentleman! - And what nobility of soul!

'' I couldn't have had a child under the marital roof, ... ''

'' ... I would have been disgusted, I would have spat in my face. ''

- What an exaggeration! - No, no, that really spits!

Okay, but you think you are hiding all to the people? At all?

When the son arrives, we say that � of Rosalia and everything is back in place.

- Glad you ... I greet you. - Hello, doctor.

You will see that everything falls into place. She thinks about getting well, mother's beautiful.

- Don Lollo wrote! -What does he say? - Let's go hear!

'' Therefore, during my absence ... ''

'' ..I invite you to continue the work with confidence and serenity. ''

'' The purpose of my mission � the search for new markets ... ''

'' ... in the continent and abroad, ... ''

'' ... to ensure continuity and the development of our company. ''

(Vanni) '' Affectionately yours, Mascalucia Lollo. ''

(LOLLO ANSIMA) This too is done. How many are they?

- Five. - Enough for now. Better not to engulf.

I AM FATHER!

FATHER LIKE MY FATHER!

Go fuck yourself and that horny boy your father! You can no longer sleep!

- Maybe it is better to do another one. - Yet? - For safety.

Ugh ...

Don't move, stop! Should not be waste not even a drop!

as a feather in the wind...

(Lollo) ('' Don't worry if anyone is chatting in the village.)

('' Think about the day he will return victorious with a son, ... '')

(''..our son!'')

('' Yours is a great sacrifice, but I also sacrifice a lot. '')

('' Even five times a day. '')

Ah ... what a magnificence, huh? What silence, what solitude!

Yes, this peace moves me.

- Here it must look great! Come on, lie down! - Also here?

- Why not? Forward! - You got me for a token machine!

- One comes to get a little distracted ... - What do you care, lie down!

(in Venetian) Yes, yes, we did 30, we do 31.

Maybe you're right, a little distraction will do us good!

- (laughing) We did 68, let's do ... - What?

- No, I say: we did 68 ... - So? - How do you always say?

- (in Veneto) We did 30, let's do 31. - Yes.

Now I say: we did 68, let's ... - 31!

Okay, let's do 31, worse for you.

Macch�, nothing ... Nothing, do you understand ?! Anything!

You have lost weight too, fuck you!

- No improvement? - (crying) No, always like that.

(Lollo) ('' Dear Rosalia, nothing, still nothing. '')

('' I'm demoralized. '')

('' If Marietta hadn't already had a son, I would think she is sterile. '')

('' With your image always in mind, I continue in this effort. '')

('' Without it, I would have already planted everything. But we have to do it. '')

She does it on purpose, this great whore.

Rosalia, what are you saying? Doctor, have you heard?

Thank God! Start reacting!

Here it is, not a day late. Precise! Are you a Swiss watch ?!

It will not be that you are too impetuous, too fast and hasty?

The time you had the child, how many times have you made love?

- One. - Eh ... one ?! - Yes, one.

- (in Venetian) But it lasted nearly two hours. - Are you sure? - Yes.

- (Lollo) Porcaccia the misery dirty ... - (Marietta) What are you saying?

(Lollo) I always say prayers, before sleep.

(Coach) Get away with that ball! Pass it, don't get attached to it!

Give it to Parodi! Here it is! Come on, grit!

(SOUND OF WHISTLE)

(Coach) Thanks the goalkeeper that does not see us!

(Coach) You are really out of breath! Swim like umbrellas!

(Coach) You have the tar in the lungs?

(Coach) Come dry, otherwise you drown!

(SOUND OF WHISTLE)

(SOUND OF WHISTLE) Out, out!

(EXPRESSIONS OF ENTHUSIASM) Dry off, little girls!

You already have rheumatism! What kind of invertebrates!

Now silence and maximum concentration.

(recorder) Relax. You feel yourself tired, but you are calm, relaxed.

(recorder) Check your nerves gives you dominion over your body.

(recorder) You are conscious of your strength, of your skill.

(recorder) Relax, don't have you ever felt so efficient.

(recorder) You can't wait let the championship begin, ...

... to prove you are the strongest, the best.

(recorder) Nobody can you stop, you can't make mistakes.

(recorder) Don't be in a hurry, be quiet ... quiet ...

(recorder) Stop. Stay still. Don't move.

(recorder) Think about that you want to achieve by relaxing ...

(in veneto) Enough is enough! I already don't feel like it, so, then!

You did not understand anything! I have made myself explain everything to the sports doctor.

So I regain control of mine senses. It is called '' psychotherapy ''.

- Yes, but ... - You have to stay still, understand ?!

You didn't say you have your son done with a single two-hour hit?

With this system, I make it last 3, 4 hours!

Just don't interrupt me. Now the son we will definitely do it!

- (recorder) Don't be tense. - No.

- (recorder) Don't be in a hurry. - No.

(recorder) Be quiet ... plan ... relax ... relax ...

(recorder) What ... slowly ... slowly ...

(recorder) Stop! You don't have to move! You have to stay still!

(recorder) Think of the sea, one expanse of blue, infinite sea.

(recorder) There is a small island full of green ...

(recorder) Don't get distracted!

(recorder) Focus on this vision of peace, of stillness.

(recorder) Now you can start over.

(recorder) Easy ... sweet ... You have to master the will, the senses.

(recorder) Don't be impulsive, don't be hasty ...

(recorder) Piano ... relax ...

(recorder) Stop. Here it is.

(recorder) Now you can free all the accumulated energy!

(recorder) Yes, go! Go! (LOLLO RUSSA)

(in veneto) Go to that town, you and psychotherapy! I'm sick!

- How many have I done? - What do you want do you? You've been tormenting me for months!

I gave you a lot of money!

I cannot '' ciavar '' all my life because you gave me the money!

What do you think, that I am having a great time? I'm fed up too, understand ?!

But you look at this! You know what you are I say? I give you the last chance.

If you can't give me a child, don't we talk about it more, and friends as before.

But what proof! You can do a hundred or a thousand, nothing will happen!

What do you mean?!

You never thought I'm not sterile me, is it not your wife but you ?!

Did it ever occur to you ?! Then think about it!

Before moving on to the various exams, ...

..biopsy of the rete testis, of the Sertoli cells, ...

..of the cervical canal, and those to determine the Ph, ...

..I think it will be better examine her semen.

- The seed? - Yes.

(NOISE OF DOOR OPENING) Miss.

- Have the gentleman sit down. - This way. - Go.

He has to collect it in this test tube. Take your time.

- Miss? - Yes?

- Done. - As did''? - Done.

Mh ...

Mh ...

- I'm sorry to say, but ... - Sterile.

C'mon. I know the news is serious, sad.

But believe me, I don't tell him to console him, ...

..to give birth to a child today It is an equally serious problem.

With the future that prepares us ... But do you know how many there will be, in 2070 ?!

Try to say it, come on! How many will we be in 2070 ?!

27 billion, I know! Are you coming to say it to me ?!

Coward! Horned! SHE IS A HORN! CORNUTAZZO!

I had heard calls.

(CONFUSED SCREAM) I knew it! The fault is yours!

(CONFUSED SCREAM)

You close! ''Vade Retro''!

(THE PRIEST laughs)

- Street! - Street! - Go away!

(CONFUSED SCREAM)

Rosalia! Love!

(CONFUSED SCREAM)

Sterile! And cuckold!

(CONFUSED SCREAM)

(SOUND OF THOUGHTS)

(SOUND OF THOUGHTS)

Dad ...

(Rosalia) Lollo? Lolluzzo! How are you, honey?

Vanni is already there. You brought some papers to sign. Do I get it up? No.

Do not worry, you will then sign them at your convenience.

Now drink the milk, which, as the doctor told you, it's good for you.

Come on, love, take a sip. Come on, Lolluzzo!

You take it by yourself. All right. Hello sweetheart.

(TOWARDS SURPRISE) Hi!

(GEMITI)

(70's MUSIC)

But, Lollo, my love, don't do that.

Come on, react a little bit, right? We must not be disheartened like this.

Come on, come on! And then, in the village no one knows that you are sterile.

For people, you are the same as before. Everyone thinks I'm barren.

- Poor Rosalia ... - Don't you worry about me, I'm used to it.

Besides, it doesn't matter. But you can't reduce you like this, we solve nothing.

And what do you want to solve? By now ...

You have reduced yourself like this why do you want a child, right?

We can always have this son, just want it.

You sacrificed yourself so much to have a child of our own.

Even 5 times a day, remember?

After what you did, now It is right for me to sacrifice myself.

- Rosalia ... - Yes? - What the fuck are you saying ?!

I want to give you a son. To have it, there is only one chance left.

- But no! - Eh ... - Relax!

I will be just a tool. I will stay indifferent, without feeling.

It will be ... like a surgical operation.

- And who is this surgeon? - Any one.

One who will only know once and that then it will no longer have to exist.

- We kill him? - What are you saying, love? You will never know him!

Don't do that, love! Think about when there will be a baby at home!

A son of ours who will call you '' dad ''! Dad! Dad!

(TRAVEL A CHILD)

He is male!

(MANIFESTATIONS OF JOY)

Heartfelt congratulations!

What did I tell you, Lollo? You have to have faith!

Sooner or later, the Lord puts his hand in it!

Yes, yes, a hand ... a hand puts us.

(SOUND OF A BAND)

He was born ... The king was born!

(APPLAUSE AND THE SOUND OF A BAND)

(SOUND OF A THOUGHT EXCHANGER)

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