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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:41,604 CRIME IN PARADISE 2 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,242 Dry nuts. 3 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,242 Screw you. 4 00:01:56,549 --> 00:01:57,516 Here we go. 5 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:59,443 Easy does it, Marilyn. 6 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,552 Don't worry, sweetie. 7 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:03,783 Daddy's here. 8 00:02:10,897 --> 00:02:11,955 That bitch! 9 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:17,792 Holes in all my buckets! 10 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:19,896 What a bitch! 11 00:02:21,274 --> 00:02:22,605 It doesn't matter. 12 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:24,807 Daddy won't let you go like that. 13 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,410 Come on, girl. 14 00:02:29,616 --> 00:02:30,742 Evil bitch. 15 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:40,720 Where you going? 16 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:43,259 To see my mistress! 17 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:44,563 Point. 18 00:02:44,764 --> 00:02:45,890 Hi, Jojo! 19 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:52,338 How are you, Jojo? 20 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:53,570 Not any worse. 21 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,670 Coming to see your mistress? 22 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,806 Can't hide anything from you. 23 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,979 - She's not there. - Oh, really? 24 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,313 Duchemin got sick, she's substituting. 25 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:04,483 Or so she said. 26 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:07,547 Alright, alright. Thanks, Mrs. Bertrand. 27 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:09,654 Don't mention it, Jojo. 28 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,016 Good morning, Germaine. 29 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:12,915 Feels like summer today. 30 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:16,385 - Hello, Jojo. - How are you, Jojo? 31 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:17,563 Not any worse. 32 00:03:18,831 --> 00:03:20,822 April 1st, 1980 33 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,505 Good morning, Ma'am. 34 00:03:26,806 --> 00:03:29,536 - Am I disturbing you? - You never disturb me. 35 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:35,381 - You're substituting today? - Keeps me young. 36 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:37,683 Brings back the old days. 37 00:03:39,419 --> 00:03:43,378 You sat right there. You were my best pupil. I was proud of you. 38 00:03:48,661 --> 00:03:49,889 What did she do this time? 39 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:53,932 Made holes in my milk buckets. 40 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:55,332 How? 41 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:56,862 She used my drill. 42 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:00,829 You should've hidden it! 43 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,001 She went after my goats. 44 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:07,411 Your buckets, not your goats. 45 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,673 Buckets can be replaced. 46 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,381 I know Lulu better than you do. 47 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,486 Even as a child, she was a terror. 48 00:04:15,822 --> 00:04:18,518 She would destroy any human, 49 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:21,023 but she'd never touch an animal. 50 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,555 She lost her twin sister when they were 5. 51 00:04:23,896 --> 00:04:27,992 You know what that does to a person's mind and heart? 52 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,700 Going through life alone 53 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:33,565 when half of her is dead. 54 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,000 No one can imagine. 55 00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:38,942 Not even the finest doctors. 56 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:42,672 The doctors don't know Lulu. 57 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:46,452 Her voice, hands, everything she does. 58 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:49,645 Everything she says, even if she says nothing! 59 00:04:50,823 --> 00:04:52,415 I can't take it anymore. 60 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,926 Sometimes I want to blow my brains out. 61 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,453 That's a fine idea! 62 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,424 There's a dark thought. 63 00:05:01,734 --> 00:05:02,701 Really dark. 64 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,436 I'm scared. 65 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,106 Scared of Lulu? 66 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,370 Not of Lulu, of me. 67 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:14,442 I'm afraid I'll do something terrible. 68 00:05:15,715 --> 00:05:16,682 You remember 69 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:19,644 the accident she had last year. 70 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,078 Shit! 71 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:26,491 People said you sawed through the ladder. 72 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,421 Is that true? 73 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:31,961 No, she was drunk, like everyone said. 74 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,499 But the 2 months she was in the hospital 75 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:38,933 were the happiest months of my life. 76 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:40,406 Why not get a divorce? 77 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,472 And lose everything to her? Even my goats? 78 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,642 Better than losing your head out the window. 79 00:05:46,979 --> 00:05:48,105 Out the window? 80 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:49,038 Whack! 81 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,084 Got a fish on your back, Ma'am. 82 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:56,114 You too. 83 00:05:56,656 --> 00:05:58,146 I'm leaving it there. 84 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,626 Don't want to spoil the kids' fun. 85 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,949 Good thinking. 86 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,555 Listen to this one. 87 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,929 "Napoleon was short, so he wore a big hat. 88 00:06:10,136 --> 00:06:13,663 "He was a 'ditator' who burned up a lot of stuff. 89 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,773 "That's what my Grandad says." 90 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:17,836 There's a mistake 91 00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:19,201 in every word. 92 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,546 That must be 93 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,849 - the Ramirez kid, right? - I'm not telling. 94 00:06:26,986 --> 00:06:30,854 I have a town council meeting in 15 minutes. Should be fun. 95 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:33,954 I've got to go. 96 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,725 Don't think about what I said. 97 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:43,663 It sure felt good to say it, though. 98 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:46,461 That's what worries me. 99 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:49,140 Don't go saying things to everyone. 100 00:06:49,509 --> 00:06:52,501 It's ok if you tell me things. 101 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,441 But don't go broadcasting the fact 102 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:57,875 that you want to get rid of your wife. 103 00:06:58,217 --> 00:07:00,742 What if the next accident's fatal? 104 00:07:00,953 --> 00:07:02,580 What would happen? 105 00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:06,082 They'd think it was me. 106 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:07,088 And then? 107 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:08,924 Whack! 108 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,197 You're still sharp as a tack. 109 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:14,624 Good-bye, Ma'am. 110 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,240 Come back soon. 111 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:39,682 Mrs. Braconnier! 112 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:42,290 Feels like summer, doesn't it? 113 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:44,991 No, the ones that cost 6 francs! 114 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:46,758 We're all out. 115 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,261 But yesterday you had plenty! 116 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:50,934 April fool! 117 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:54,665 Fill 'er up? 118 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,304 Of course. 119 00:07:56,709 --> 00:07:59,303 Here's your friend. The dressmaker. 120 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:00,904 Hello, Lulu. 121 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:03,707 That's Lucienne, we didn't raise pigs together. 122 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,747 True, I never raised pigs. 123 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:06,919 Now, stop bickering. 124 00:08:07,253 --> 00:08:09,949 Fine weather, isn't it? Life is great. 125 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:12,717 36 francs. 126 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:14,620 3 bottles of mineral water for me. 127 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,818 We only drink mineral water. 128 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,087 I can tell. 129 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:21,623 Give me 3 bottles too! 130 00:08:21,968 --> 00:08:23,333 Of mineral water? 131 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:25,203 To rinse out the toilets. 132 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:27,937 I only rinse with mineral water. 133 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:29,573 Got a problem with that? 134 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:30,901 April fool! 135 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:43,549 Well, well, 6 o'clock! 136 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,755 I gotta go. 137 00:08:46,292 --> 00:08:47,316 Mr. Doucet! 138 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,021 I know 139 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,330 it's a great show, 140 00:08:51,831 --> 00:08:53,162 but we can't forget 141 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:54,724 the town council. 142 00:08:55,067 --> 00:08:57,695 Ready when you are, Mr. Giovanelli. 143 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,235 Magali, how do I look? 144 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,606 Good enough to eat. 145 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:03,909 You're so sweet. 146 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:05,134 Mr. Doucet, 147 00:09:05,645 --> 00:09:08,876 don't hurt yourself. It's too much for you. 148 00:09:10,983 --> 00:09:12,041 Hey, buddy! 149 00:09:12,318 --> 00:09:14,718 - What a long face! You ok? - Not any worse. 150 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:41,675 Ouch! Nasty bitch. 151 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:57,361 Why'd you turn off the light? I could've busted my foot. 152 00:09:57,863 --> 00:09:59,125 Would've been nice. 153 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:03,627 Who pays the power bill? 154 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:07,832 Who pays? 155 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,376 It's you, is it? 156 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,447 A tragic epilogue to the kidnapping 157 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,082 of Olivier Bréault in Papeete. 158 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,686 As tradition has it, on April Fools' Day... 159 00:10:28,894 --> 00:10:29,952 the jokes abound... 160 00:10:31,163 --> 00:10:32,858 ...and burned the body, 161 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:36,057 pushing sarcasm to the limit they called the girlfriend... 162 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:40,435 ...to confuse the opponent, the Lyons paper "Le Progres" 163 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:43,741 moved April 1st up a day. 164 00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,240 And yesterday morning 165 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:48,373 he announced a supposed fusion 166 00:10:48,748 --> 00:10:50,841 of the communities of Lyons and... 167 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:11,169 Lulu! 168 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:13,737 Lulu, go to bed. 169 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:17,205 Lucienne, go to bed. 170 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,841 Don't sleep here, go to bed. 171 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,013 Leave me alone. 172 00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:28,345 Dry nuts. 173 00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:29,980 Right. 174 00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:01,204 Ok. 175 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:13,291 Marlene! 176 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:14,891 Mistinguett! 177 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:18,830 Marilyn! 178 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,492 Come on. 179 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,463 There you go. 180 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,563 Easy, girls. 181 00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:32,473 Daddy's going in to town, he'll be right back. 182 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:34,111 See you in a bit. 183 00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:06,335 There! 184 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,505 Oh, shit. 185 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,110 Flat tire. 186 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,121 That bitch! 187 00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,657 What a bitch! 188 00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:23,452 I don't believe it. 189 00:14:23,662 --> 00:14:24,651 All four! 190 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:27,291 Get a load of that! 191 00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:34,264 Your number's up, Johnny! 192 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,575 Drop it, I got enough trouble. 193 00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:39,408 What's up now? 194 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,147 She slashed my tires. 195 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,316 It's not so bad, you can repair them. 196 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:48,313 What's bad is where you're headed. The end won't be pretty. 197 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,616 I don't know what to do. 198 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:55,558 How long since you screwed her? 199 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:58,555 There's your problem. 200 00:14:58,764 --> 00:15:01,392 You pick a flower, don't water it, 201 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,625 it fades, dries up. 202 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,661 Same with women, except they get mean, too. 203 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:08,165 It's "pychological." 204 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:10,168 Pychological. 205 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,344 Look at her! Would you screw her? 206 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,342 See? She can't even cheat on me! 207 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:20,040 I wouldn't mind if your "pychology" 208 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:24,621 worked, and someone watered her for me. 209 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:26,457 I wouldn't mind. 210 00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,384 Jacky, is Jojo ok? 211 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,458 He forgot to water the flowers. 212 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,526 So what? 213 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:36,194 So Lulu slashed his tires. 214 00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:37,331 Hey. 215 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,614 Where's she going? 216 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:54,150 To see her parents and sister. 217 00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:55,578 They've been dead for years. 218 00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:59,148 Like I said, she's going to the cemetery. 219 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:00,692 Oh, I see. 220 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:04,562 Tell me, Jacky. 221 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:07,260 - Know much about TV's? - Why? 222 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:11,194 I want mine to be stuck on one channel. 223 00:16:11,537 --> 00:16:13,698 Just set the channels. 224 00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:16,598 Right. Why, you want me to... 225 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:17,667 Just do it. 226 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,930 Hey, little sister! 227 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:56,837 I like to visit you when it's sunny out. 228 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:01,213 I'm sure you're happier when it's sunny. 229 00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:05,289 I'm happy too today. 230 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,922 I met him one year ago today. 231 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,769 Your physical therapist, Jacky Lévêque. 232 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,535 We just call him P.T. 233 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:23,875 Get acquainted. 234 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:26,739 Feeling better? 235 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,345 Are you? 236 00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,478 Coming closer. 237 00:17:33,852 --> 00:17:35,342 Let's have a look. 238 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:36,980 May I? 239 00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:44,462 Good. 240 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:45,764 Very good. 241 00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:51,461 We'll do a few exercises this week. 242 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:52,964 Nothing too tough. 243 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:56,567 Can you turn over? 244 00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:59,908 Nice and easy. 245 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:06,816 There. 246 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,355 Does it hurt? 247 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:15,951 No, it feels funny. 248 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,818 I'm not used to it. 249 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,891 He taught me to walk again. 250 00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:25,594 We talked, I told him about you. He made me laugh. 251 00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:28,871 I felt good. 252 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,308 Silly, isn't it? 253 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,079 When I'm sad, 254 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:38,439 I talk to him as if he were there. 255 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:43,821 If it weren't for that asshole... 256 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:44,856 Guess what? 257 00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,416 I slashed his tires this morning. 258 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,117 You should've seen his face. 259 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:53,829 His idiot friend Jacky did the repairs. 260 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:55,931 Can't believe that loser 261 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,128 shares a name with my gorgeous therapist. 262 00:19:03,108 --> 00:19:04,075 You see that? 263 00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:07,071 Daddy bought some brand new buckets. 264 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,038 It wasn't nice of you to run off. 265 00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,350 Let me tell you a story. 266 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:16,944 There once was a guy named Seguin. 267 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,456 He had a pretty white goat. 268 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,957 One day the goat ran away. 269 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,060 And after a while 270 00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,022 she turned around 271 00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,493 and in the dark she thought she saw 272 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,972 two short, straight little ears, 273 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,133 and two beady eyes that shone in the night. 274 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,909 It was a wolf. 275 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,136 And what happened? 276 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:43,640 The wolf 277 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:47,509 jumped on her and ate her up! 278 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,988 So don't ever run away! 279 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:51,579 You got that? 280 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,031 When I think of Stephie 281 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,434 I end up with a stiffy 282 00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:05,967 When I think of Vickie 283 00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:07,604 I get a crazy dickie 284 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,531 When I think of Clementine 285 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,669 She gets me going one more time 286 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,171 But when I think of Lulu 287 00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,511 I go all limp, boo-hoo! 288 00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:20,473 Can't control a stiffy, Daddy Gotta let it happen, Daddy 289 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,944 Stiffy... Stick to subjects you know. 290 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:25,180 Dumb ass! 291 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,514 What's that? 292 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,985 Some tasty pumpkin soup. 293 00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,614 You made it on purpose. 294 00:21:00,659 --> 00:21:03,025 You know I don't really like it. 295 00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,059 Precisely. 296 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:07,755 If you want to screw me over, 297 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,692 I screw you over. 298 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,230 If you don't, we're even. 299 00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,703 ...on the themes of power and happiness. 300 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,013 What's this crap? 301 00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:49,707 On my right is Maurizio Valenzi, 302 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,034 a former senator, mayor of Naples, 303 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,975 a communist mayor since 1975. 304 00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,039 What the hell is this? 305 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,085 I peed in it! 306 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,620 What! 307 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,747 I peed in the soup! 308 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:24,674 Ok, I'm coming! 309 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,110 Jojo, what's got into you? 310 00:22:29,781 --> 00:22:30,713 I need a drink! 311 00:22:30,782 --> 00:22:32,716 Sure, coming right up. 312 00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:35,048 My friend, have you seen your face? 313 00:22:35,253 --> 00:22:37,278 Like you had a run-in with death. 314 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:38,790 What's going on? 315 00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:40,723 Another. 316 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:43,226 - Tell me! - She pissed in my soup. 317 00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:45,763 She did what? 318 00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,963 She pissed in my soup. 319 00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:54,204 You think that's funny? 320 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:58,138 If you start believing all the crap 321 00:22:58,810 --> 00:23:02,007 she tells you, you'll end up as twisted as her. 322 00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:03,814 Think about it! 323 00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:09,180 Maybe she went heavy on the salt. 324 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,323 But otherwise it's a joke, my friend. 325 00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:15,349 Damn it, tell him it's a joke! 326 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,089 Of course! She ate it, didn't she? 327 00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:23,868 There you go. So you haven't eaten? 328 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,371 I've got something. 329 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:28,964 How about some soup? 330 00:23:29,307 --> 00:23:32,174 - What kind of soup? - Pumpkin. 331 00:23:46,992 --> 00:23:50,223 Alain Peyrefitte, advocate of the death penalty, 332 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:54,195 just adjourned the debate begun by Mr. Badinter 333 00:23:54,399 --> 00:23:55,889 in favor of its abolition. 334 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:59,093 Mr. Jacquard, did you think you'd win? 335 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:02,271 No, the jury was for the prosecution. 336 00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:04,272 And you turned them around. 337 00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:06,842 You think your client is innocent? 338 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:10,910 Who said that? He killed his brother-in-law. 339 00:24:10,982 --> 00:24:12,916 No, the jury realized 340 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:16,880 that there's a difference between an assassin and a murderer. 341 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,116 An assassin prepares his crime. 342 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:23,886 A murderer kills in a burst of anger. 343 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:27,164 - There goes my speech again. - Mr. Jacquard, 344 00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:29,865 isn't there some danger in that? 345 00:24:30,068 --> 00:24:31,035 What danger? 346 00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:33,428 You encourage people to go all the way. 347 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:34,904 I do? 348 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,840 If a criminal hires you, he'll go free. 349 00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:40,873 I never thought of that. 350 00:24:41,046 --> 00:24:42,070 Just doing my job. 351 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,807 Seems you're interested in assassins. 352 00:24:45,884 --> 00:24:46,908 Not like the public. 353 00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:48,813 Take out the short news items, 354 00:24:48,887 --> 00:24:50,946 and newspapers'll lose half their readers. 355 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:54,057 Dramatic trials always make the front page. 356 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:58,889 - Killing is disgusting. - For some of us, it's a living. 357 00:24:59,064 --> 00:25:03,194 Today marks your 25th acquittal. Why not celebrate? 358 00:25:03,468 --> 00:25:05,060 What will you do tonight? 359 00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:08,205 Take a bath and go to bed. 360 00:25:37,235 --> 00:25:39,499 Touch me. 361 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,372 Your hands do me good. 362 00:25:45,243 --> 00:25:47,074 Your long hands. 363 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:48,541 Touch me. 364 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:51,915 Big Jacky! 365 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,325 "Big Jacky." 366 00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:05,359 Well, what do you know? 367 00:26:06,531 --> 00:26:07,498 Hey, Jacky! 368 00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:10,160 Thanks a lot! 369 00:26:10,368 --> 00:26:11,426 What for? 370 00:26:12,103 --> 00:26:13,331 Watering the flower! 371 00:26:14,005 --> 00:26:14,494 Watering? 372 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:15,530 Come here. 373 00:26:18,276 --> 00:26:19,334 Show me your hands. 374 00:26:20,011 --> 00:26:21,069 My hands? 375 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:22,580 Strange. 376 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:24,946 They're not so long. 377 00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,950 Well, thanks again. 378 00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:55,269 Are you alright? 379 00:26:57,649 --> 00:27:00,982 Would you like some help? 380 00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:02,343 Did you lose someone? 381 00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:04,989 Who asked you? Take off, asshole! 382 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:12,163 Jacky! 383 00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:15,031 Hey, Jacky! 384 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:16,260 Is that you, Jojo? 385 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:18,398 Martine, is Jacky there? 386 00:27:19,070 --> 00:27:21,197 No, he's on a repairjob. 387 00:27:21,539 --> 00:27:23,063 Ok, never mind. 388 00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:25,035 Bye, then. 389 00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:26,270 Good-bye, Jojo. 390 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:29,408 Making repairs. 391 00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:31,239 Watering flowers. 392 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,477 Magali, get me a galopin, would you? 393 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:45,184 - Thanks. - There you go. 394 00:27:46,164 --> 00:27:48,029 Is your husband around? 395 00:27:48,199 --> 00:27:49,223 He's at the town council. 396 00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:50,397 That's great. 397 00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:54,299 You ok, Jojo? 398 00:27:54,606 --> 00:27:57,097 Just fine, thanks. Got any olives? 399 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,508 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks, Magali. 400 00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:08,077 Hey, Jojo! You still here? 401 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,650 That was a pretty long meeting! 402 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:12,956 - It's a lot of work. - Sure it is. 403 00:28:13,158 --> 00:28:15,649 Jojo, you ought to head home, or Lulu'll let you have it. 404 00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:17,651 I don't want to disturb them. 405 00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:19,187 What's that you say? 406 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,123 Nothing, don't worry. 407 00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:41,152 Well, look at that. 408 00:28:52,197 --> 00:28:53,562 To you, Jacky. 409 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:06,544 My album... 410 00:29:08,613 --> 00:29:09,944 Where's my album? 411 00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:13,075 Where is it? 412 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:15,184 For god's sake, my album! 413 00:29:18,523 --> 00:29:19,490 Is it there? 414 00:29:19,691 --> 00:29:20,988 It's not there. 415 00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:22,557 Where's my album? 416 00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:26,621 Where's my album? 417 00:29:26,998 --> 00:29:27,555 What? 418 00:29:28,032 --> 00:29:31,024 - Where's my album, for god's sake? - What album? 419 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:33,596 - Where'd you put it? - Oh, your album. 420 00:29:34,105 --> 00:29:35,970 Yeah, where'd you put it, 421 00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:37,274 you drunk?! 422 00:29:37,642 --> 00:29:39,542 I needed space for my jam. 423 00:29:39,711 --> 00:29:41,144 Where'd you put it? 424 00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,240 Where'd you put it? 425 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:48,543 What?! 426 00:29:50,088 --> 00:29:51,055 What?! 427 00:29:57,262 --> 00:29:58,627 You didn't! 428 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:02,099 My stamps! 429 00:30:07,572 --> 00:30:08,596 My stamps. 430 00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:13,310 You burned my stamps. 431 00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:16,580 You burned my stamps. 432 00:30:17,081 --> 00:30:19,675 Gonna start bawling? Go right ahead. 433 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:22,018 I bawled enough already. 434 00:30:30,061 --> 00:30:33,553 Well go on, hit me! Hit me! Kill me! 435 00:30:34,866 --> 00:30:37,130 They'll cut your head off! 436 00:30:37,635 --> 00:30:39,626 We'll be together for all time! 437 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,308 Can't do it, can you? 438 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,644 No balls in your pants, nothing. 439 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:51,111 Starting today, I'm gonna make things even worse. 440 00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:54,176 Because this is my place. 441 00:30:54,485 --> 00:30:57,818 You understand? All this is mine. 442 00:30:58,122 --> 00:31:00,716 The house, the land, the buildings! 443 00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:02,591 You've got zilch! 444 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:04,287 Even the goats are mine. 445 00:31:05,663 --> 00:31:08,564 I can slaughter them and have a barbecue! 446 00:31:10,902 --> 00:31:12,699 A big ol' barbecue! 447 00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:16,571 I'll invite the whole village! 448 00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:20,778 Even your shitty old schoolteacher! 449 00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:24,280 And we'll have a great time, asshole! 450 00:32:29,914 --> 00:32:31,643 Where're you going like that? 451 00:32:31,849 --> 00:32:33,646 None of your business. 452 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:47,264 Out of my way! 453 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:53,771 What d'you think you're doing? 454 00:32:58,409 --> 00:32:59,808 Hey, asshole! 455 00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:03,242 Where'd you learn to drive? 456 00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:05,746 Asshole wants to run me over! 457 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,717 What the hell is that? 458 00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:13,324 That's right! 459 00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:25,436 Ma'am? 460 00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:28,405 I need some mole-killer. 461 00:33:29,874 --> 00:33:31,603 Tutop 10, how many boxes? 462 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:33,376 Isn't one enough? 463 00:33:33,544 --> 00:33:35,478 Depends how much land you have. 464 00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:36,772 A vegetable garden. 465 00:33:37,448 --> 00:33:38,813 Start with one, you'll see. 466 00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:41,785 There you go. 467 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,785 One Tutop 10 mole trap. 468 00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:46,390 And a pair of gloves. 469 00:33:46,557 --> 00:33:47,751 I didn't ask for gloves. 470 00:33:48,426 --> 00:33:50,519 They come with it, I strongly recommend them. 471 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:52,730 Is it dangerous? 472 00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:53,861 Deadly. 473 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,694 - Is it fast? - Instantaneous. 474 00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:58,502 Strychnine. 475 00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:02,973 Your name is Mrs... 476 00:34:04,475 --> 00:34:05,442 Am I required 477 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:08,610 - to give my name? - Yes, or I wouldn't ask. 478 00:34:10,481 --> 00:34:11,675 Lucienne... BIondeau. 479 00:34:12,016 --> 00:34:13,643 Lucienne Blondeau. 480 00:34:13,985 --> 00:34:15,475 Address? 481 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,578 Liberation Street. 482 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:18,756 Number? 483 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:21,025 Ten. 484 00:34:25,463 --> 00:34:26,430 Will that be all? 485 00:34:26,497 --> 00:34:27,054 Of course. 486 00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:30,524 That'll be 29.90, Ma'am. 487 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:35,734 If you've never used the product 488 00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:38,976 I strongly recommend you read the instructions. 489 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:41,712 An accident 490 00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:43,570 could happen any time. 491 00:34:44,682 --> 00:34:45,876 Good-bye, Ma'am. 492 00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:47,711 It was a pleasure. 493 00:34:48,052 --> 00:34:49,679 Besides that? 494 00:34:50,021 --> 00:34:51,545 - The Brémond case. - No. 495 00:34:51,756 --> 00:34:54,418 - The president of the Bar insists. - I'll talk to him. 496 00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:56,892 I won't defend a child murderer! 497 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:59,029 - The Aix-en-Provence case. - No again. 498 00:34:59,564 --> 00:35:01,759 That bastard kills old ladies. 499 00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:04,501 When do I see the prosecutor? 500 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:06,434 You've got time. 501 00:35:06,504 --> 00:35:09,496 And a man is waiting outside. 502 00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:12,036 He came a long way to see you. 503 00:35:12,577 --> 00:35:13,544 Who is it? 504 00:35:17,014 --> 00:35:19,608 You're lucky, Mr. No-name, 505 00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:22,446 Mr. Jacquard has agreed to see you. 506 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,646 That's nice of him. 507 00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:24,947 Very nice. 508 00:35:25,156 --> 00:35:26,555 Come with me. 509 00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:35,623 Don't just stand there. 510 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:37,663 You wanted to talk to me? 511 00:35:39,604 --> 00:35:40,571 I'm in a hurry. 512 00:35:40,771 --> 00:35:43,569 I have a meeting in an hour. 513 00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:46,510 Go ahead! 514 00:35:48,679 --> 00:35:49,976 Ok, here goes... 515 00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:52,582 I killed my wife. 516 00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:54,518 Really? When? 517 00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:56,584 Last night, at dinnertime. 518 00:35:56,921 --> 00:35:58,582 And you're walking free? 519 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:01,951 No one knows it. 520 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,491 Except you. 521 00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:04,926 I didn't shout it from the rooftops. 522 00:36:06,597 --> 00:36:07,655 How did you kill her? 523 00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:14,836 Come on, you've got to know! 524 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,641 It's awful, horrible. 525 00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,778 - With a knife? - That's it, with a knife. 526 00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:25,879 If you poison her, that's premeditation. 527 00:36:26,884 --> 00:36:30,149 A knife's better, I thought so. 528 00:36:30,655 --> 00:36:31,952 You thought so before or after she died? 529 00:36:32,623 --> 00:36:33,590 What? 530 00:36:33,758 --> 00:36:34,622 That the knife was better. 531 00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:36,756 That's what you said. 532 00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:38,762 Pardon me? 533 00:36:39,096 --> 00:36:41,826 The knife idea came from you. 534 00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:43,895 That's absurd. 535 00:36:44,235 --> 00:36:45,668 I should've killed her differently. 536 00:36:46,671 --> 00:36:48,639 I never said that. 537 00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:52,674 So it's good I did it that way. 538 00:36:52,843 --> 00:36:55,641 - I said yes. - That's a relief. 539 00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:58,577 You know a lot about this, but for me... 540 00:36:58,783 --> 00:37:00,216 it's my first killing. 541 00:37:00,685 --> 00:37:02,619 I didn't want to goof. 542 00:37:02,954 --> 00:37:05,081 You call that a goof? 543 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:08,749 Ok, what kind of knife: Kitchen, bread... 544 00:37:09,694 --> 00:37:10,956 That's it, a bread knife. 545 00:37:11,629 --> 00:37:12,755 With teeth? 546 00:37:13,831 --> 00:37:16,163 Yeah, just little tiny ones. 547 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,899 Where did you hit her? 548 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:20,070 In the kitchen. 549 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:23,172 No, I mean where on her body? 550 00:37:24,709 --> 00:37:25,676 I don't remember. 551 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:27,711 Is it important? 552 00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:29,706 Not in the back? 553 00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,077 No, not in the back, she was facing me. 554 00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:35,685 In the stomach, then? 555 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:37,715 In the chest? 556 00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:39,689 Between the two. 557 00:37:40,758 --> 00:37:42,055 About the knife, 558 00:37:42,727 --> 00:37:44,661 - where'd you get it? - On the table. 559 00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:47,863 You didn't go get it, it was there. 560 00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:49,666 Yeah, that's right. 561 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:51,664 Who set the table? 562 00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:54,736 Lulu... Lucienne. She always does. 563 00:37:54,905 --> 00:37:56,236 Until last night. 564 00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:59,675 So, you're having dinner, 565 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,836 an argument breaks out. 566 00:38:02,179 --> 00:38:02,941 It's terrible. 567 00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:08,048 We'll work out why later, but she's wrong. 568 00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:10,653 She knows it and insults you. 569 00:38:10,721 --> 00:38:12,882 You start losing patience. 570 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:15,192 You both stand up. 571 00:38:15,726 --> 00:38:18,024 She's like a wild beast. 572 00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:21,289 You pick up the knife to... 573 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:24,233 ...to cut some bread, let's say! 574 00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:25,759 Let's say! 575 00:38:26,103 --> 00:38:29,664 She gets carried away by anger and... 576 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:31,775 Did she drink? 577 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:32,909 I'll say! 578 00:38:33,110 --> 00:38:34,668 - A lot? - Worse than that. 579 00:38:34,845 --> 00:38:37,712 - Are there witnesses? - The whole village. 580 00:38:37,882 --> 00:38:40,908 I've got the jury in the bag! 581 00:38:41,252 --> 00:38:42,276 I've got it! 582 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,788 She's drunk, she hits you, 583 00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:48,789 she lunges at you, and by a twist of fate, 584 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:53,794 without you wanting it, or imagining it, 585 00:38:54,131 --> 00:38:56,691 she falls on the bread knife. 586 00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:58,860 I feel like I was there. 587 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:01,305 Is that how it happened? 588 00:39:01,806 --> 00:39:04,070 Just like that. 589 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:05,765 Sort of an accident. 590 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:07,737 Don't think too fast. 591 00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:10,778 Involuntary homicide is a good start. 592 00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:12,146 Sir? 593 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,079 I'm not to be disturbed! 594 00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,253 So, there was an argument. 595 00:39:16,787 --> 00:39:17,879 What about? 596 00:39:18,222 --> 00:39:20,019 It doesn't matter. 597 00:39:20,358 --> 00:39:23,088 - She was always picking a fight. - Tell me. 598 00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:24,955 She must've done something? 599 00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:27,093 She sure did: 600 00:39:27,298 --> 00:39:28,959 Made holes in my buckets, 601 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:32,863 slashed my tires, pissed in my soup. 602 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:36,139 She even burned my stamp collection. 603 00:39:36,340 --> 00:39:39,207 - I could say more. - That's why I'm here. 604 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:41,970 Did she try to poison you? 605 00:39:43,414 --> 00:39:44,881 Uh... 606 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:49,075 I wouldn't put it past her. 607 00:39:51,622 --> 00:39:53,590 Apologize to the prosecutor. 608 00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:57,189 Ask him to reschedule for tomorrow. 609 00:39:57,795 --> 00:39:58,762 Thank you, sir. 610 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:02,793 Let's get started: Name, profession. 611 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:05,102 Joseph Victor Poacher. 612 00:40:06,203 --> 00:40:08,865 Is your profession important to you? 613 00:40:09,206 --> 00:40:11,697 Poacher is my name. 614 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:13,638 My profession is breeder. 615 00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:15,077 I see. 616 00:40:15,146 --> 00:40:16,170 Address? 617 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:17,612 Paradise. 618 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,217 Pardon me? 619 00:40:20,284 --> 00:40:22,252 It's the name of the farm. 620 00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:23,420 Alright. 621 00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:24,914 Date of birth? 622 00:40:26,690 --> 00:40:27,816 Oh... 623 00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:30,160 Late May, early June, 1940. 624 00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:33,159 You don't know your birthday? 625 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:35,632 We never found out. 626 00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:38,893 I was found near a ditch during the war. 627 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,237 I was screaming 628 00:40:40,404 --> 00:40:43,202 - next to a dead woman. - Your mother? 629 00:40:43,374 --> 00:40:44,705 - No. - Yes, it was! 630 00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,870 Great scenario for the jury. 631 00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:48,872 Who took you in? 632 00:40:49,246 --> 00:40:50,406 Social services. 633 00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:54,146 A social service baby, even better! 634 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:56,153 What then? 635 00:40:57,254 --> 00:40:59,222 Well, then... 636 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,925 At age 10 I went to the Pécouts'. 637 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,155 To Paradise. The farm. 638 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,393 You worked hard, they beat you. 639 00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:12,428 They beat you. 640 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:15,863 At night, starving, exhausted, 641 00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:17,970 you slept on a bale of hay. 642 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:21,176 Yes, you slept in the hay, you were hungry. 643 00:41:21,345 --> 00:41:24,837 Well, I was thinner then. 644 00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:26,782 See what I mean? 645 00:41:26,984 --> 00:41:29,350 Such an unhappy childhood! 646 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,288 And after that? 647 00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:34,416 After that I gained some weight. 648 00:41:34,925 --> 00:41:37,257 No, then what happened? 649 00:41:37,761 --> 00:41:39,319 Then the story continued. 650 00:41:39,530 --> 00:41:41,896 But Mrs. Pécout died. 651 00:41:42,266 --> 00:41:45,827 I was alone with Mr. Pécout and his daughter, Lulu. 652 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,237 She became my wife. 653 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:50,339 All in the family, great! 654 00:41:50,541 --> 00:41:52,441 When'd you get married? 655 00:41:52,943 --> 00:41:55,343 When I got back from the service. 656 00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:57,473 After Algeria. 657 00:41:57,982 --> 00:42:00,780 - They sent me home. - You were in Algeria? 658 00:42:00,985 --> 00:42:01,952 How long? 659 00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:03,253 One day. 660 00:42:06,390 --> 00:42:08,324 I was injured on day one. 661 00:42:08,492 --> 00:42:10,221 You were wounded? 662 00:42:10,394 --> 00:42:12,259 You bet. Look at this. 663 00:42:14,298 --> 00:42:15,265 See that? 664 00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:19,368 It doesn't show much. I had a great doctor. 665 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,300 Yes, it shows! 666 00:42:21,805 --> 00:42:22,897 - Really? - Yes. 667 00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:26,038 So you were wounded in combat, great. 668 00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:28,241 Well, combat, uh... 669 00:42:29,980 --> 00:42:33,541 In Algiers, I got off the boat. 670 00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:37,418 There was a truck backing up. 671 00:42:37,922 --> 00:42:39,321 It sent me flying. 672 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:42,757 Both feet smashed up, I went to Marseille hospital, 673 00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,326 then back to Paradise. 674 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,364 That was it. 675 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,466 But I got a medal. 676 00:42:50,968 --> 00:42:53,334 - Like everyone else. - I should hope so. 677 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:54,368 And a tiny allowance. 678 00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:56,499 Better than nothing. 679 00:42:56,874 --> 00:43:00,935 So you got back from Algeria and married... 680 00:43:01,845 --> 00:43:05,337 Lulu... Lucienne. Not for a while. 681 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:07,484 You were lovers first? 682 00:43:07,851 --> 00:43:08,818 Sure. 683 00:43:09,019 --> 00:43:10,919 For a long time. 684 00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:13,521 How old was she, 685 00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:15,958 - the first time? - I don't know. 686 00:43:17,127 --> 00:43:18,094 13 or 14. 687 00:43:21,398 --> 00:43:23,423 Corrupting a minor. 688 00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:25,401 Also known as rape. 689 00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:27,596 Oh, rape... rape... 690 00:43:28,339 --> 00:43:31,331 We were the same age, and she's the one 691 00:43:31,842 --> 00:43:33,002 who raped me. 692 00:43:33,377 --> 00:43:35,345 Try telling that to a judge! 693 00:43:35,846 --> 00:43:38,610 She was always bugging me. 694 00:43:38,983 --> 00:43:40,883 "Wanna play doctor?" 695 00:43:41,385 --> 00:43:43,478 - "Mom and Dad?" - You didn't like it. 696 00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:45,421 I sure didn't. 697 00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:47,423 Never did. Even as a girl, 698 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,415 she was an evil witch. 699 00:43:49,493 --> 00:43:51,085 Why'd you marry her? 700 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:56,466 Because I'm an idiot. 701 00:43:57,868 --> 00:43:59,529 I'm an idiot, that's all. 702 00:44:01,872 --> 00:44:02,839 Excuse me. 703 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,871 No, I don't mind. 704 00:44:05,075 --> 00:44:08,476 I love the smell of smoke since I quit. 705 00:44:08,646 --> 00:44:09,613 - Here. - Thanks. 706 00:44:11,448 --> 00:44:14,849 Only one thing bothers me so far... 707 00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:18,478 Your unhappy childhood, 708 00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:21,385 your marital suffering, 709 00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:25,394 the buckets, tires, urine in the soup, 710 00:44:25,896 --> 00:44:28,126 I can't really use that. 711 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:32,367 Looking for excuses is like pleading guilty. 712 00:44:32,703 --> 00:44:34,500 What time is it? 713 00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,440 I never wear a watch. 714 00:44:37,641 --> 00:44:39,939 Gives me palpitations. 715 00:44:40,444 --> 00:44:42,378 Funny. If I had a watch, 716 00:44:42,446 --> 00:44:44,676 I'd check it all the time. Stress. 717 00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:51,178 But I can tell you the time within 3, 4 minutes. 718 00:44:51,555 --> 00:44:54,023 For example, now it's 4:15. 719 00:44:57,494 --> 00:44:58,620 What time is it? 720 00:44:59,129 --> 00:45:00,892 4:15, sir. 721 00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:03,392 How'd you know? 722 00:45:03,567 --> 00:45:07,401 The goats always let you know 723 00:45:07,738 --> 00:45:11,435 - when it's milking time. - Of course, I understand. 724 00:45:12,242 --> 00:45:13,607 Where were we? 725 00:45:13,977 --> 00:45:16,502 - Pleading guilty. - Precisely. 726 00:45:17,014 --> 00:45:19,448 We're not guilty. 727 00:45:19,516 --> 00:45:21,609 We were defending ourselves. 728 00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:24,451 - The act was involuntary. - That's right. 729 00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:26,148 The cause of the argument is unclear. 730 00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:30,583 She wasn't cheating? It was unimaginable? 731 00:45:32,029 --> 00:45:33,189 Well... 732 00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:35,964 I haven't said everything. 733 00:45:37,501 --> 00:45:38,968 You think 734 00:45:39,470 --> 00:45:40,459 I like it, 735 00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:43,162 the whole village laughing at me? 736 00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:45,508 I've got my pride too. 737 00:45:46,009 --> 00:45:47,101 She had a lover? 738 00:45:47,611 --> 00:45:50,102 - Sure? - Cross my heart, hope to die. 739 00:45:52,516 --> 00:45:54,416 Don't say that. 740 00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:55,577 Who is it? 741 00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:57,451 My best friend. 742 00:45:57,621 --> 00:45:59,088 Wow, that's... 743 00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:01,513 that happens a lot. 744 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:02,559 What does he do? 745 00:46:03,060 --> 00:46:04,220 He's a mechanic. 746 00:46:04,561 --> 00:46:06,188 Ok, it's all in place. 747 00:46:06,797 --> 00:46:11,496 You're hurt, broken, you criticize your wife. 748 00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:13,993 You mention divorce. 749 00:46:14,204 --> 00:46:15,694 She goes after you. 750 00:46:16,206 --> 00:46:18,197 Now it doesn't add up. 751 00:46:18,575 --> 00:46:21,043 She has to threaten you! 752 00:46:22,012 --> 00:46:25,470 She didn't have a gun or fire poker? 753 00:46:28,652 --> 00:46:31,086 The poker was too far away. 754 00:46:32,589 --> 00:46:34,716 But... wait. 755 00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:38,757 How about a soup tureen? 756 00:46:39,263 --> 00:46:42,061 - What tureen? - The one she threw. 757 00:46:42,566 --> 00:46:45,091 Now I remember. 758 00:46:45,536 --> 00:46:46,503 I've got it. 759 00:46:46,703 --> 00:46:48,534 Clear as holy water. 760 00:46:48,605 --> 00:46:51,301 I say divorce, and bam! 761 00:46:51,642 --> 00:46:52,540 Tureen! 762 00:46:53,043 --> 00:46:55,568 It just missed my head. 763 00:46:55,746 --> 00:46:57,680 Why didn't you say so? 764 00:46:58,048 --> 00:47:01,017 Original, better than a gun or poker! 765 00:47:01,218 --> 00:47:03,516 That's good, it sounds true! 766 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:05,085 Didn't touch it, 767 00:47:05,589 --> 00:47:06,521 - did you? - What? 768 00:47:06,590 --> 00:47:09,582 A tureen breaks, gets soup all over. 769 00:47:09,793 --> 00:47:12,159 - You didn't clean? - Heck no. 770 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:13,595 Alright... 771 00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:16,531 Now do as I say. 772 00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,227 Go back home, 773 00:47:18,602 --> 00:47:20,627 and turn yourself in. 774 00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:23,798 - Ok. - Tell them what happened. 775 00:47:24,308 --> 00:47:26,776 Argument, accident, nothing more. 776 00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:28,543 Then you demand 777 00:47:28,712 --> 00:47:30,577 - to see an attorney. - You! 778 00:47:30,747 --> 00:47:31,714 No! 779 00:47:32,082 --> 00:47:33,140 Don't designate 780 00:47:33,650 --> 00:47:36,551 the attorney until you're charged. 781 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:39,518 Around Monday, so I'll have time 782 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:43,526 to look up recent marital crime cases 783 00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:46,256 involving bread knives. 784 00:47:46,597 --> 00:47:49,088 You're great, let me kiss you! 785 00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:50,664 Not necessary. 786 00:47:50,834 --> 00:47:53,064 Don't miss your train. 787 00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:55,738 Follow my instructions. 788 00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:57,767 Thank you sir, thank you. 789 00:49:07,344 --> 00:49:08,811 Still mad at me? 790 00:49:09,313 --> 00:49:10,746 Gonna change clothes. 791 00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:17,313 Go on and change, asshole. 792 00:49:46,383 --> 00:49:48,783 To you, my Jojo. 793 00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:08,702 Come on, no grudges, ok? 794 00:50:08,772 --> 00:50:10,501 Let's make a toast! 795 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:13,742 Haven't you had enough already? 796 00:50:14,244 --> 00:50:15,802 To forget your ugly mug! 797 00:50:15,979 --> 00:50:19,506 You forget my mug pretty fast when I'm gone. 798 00:50:19,883 --> 00:50:20,907 You lose no time 799 00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:22,885 having your fun. 800 00:50:23,253 --> 00:50:24,345 Having my fun? 801 00:50:25,255 --> 00:50:26,847 Having my fun, who with? 802 00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:29,248 With Jacky. 803 00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:31,961 What the hell are you saying? 804 00:50:32,462 --> 00:50:34,692 You even dream about him at night. 805 00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:38,428 Don't know why you say he's got "long hands." 806 00:50:38,769 --> 00:50:41,761 But Jacky doesn't give a shit about you. 807 00:50:42,272 --> 00:50:43,830 Fat cow! 808 00:50:44,007 --> 00:50:44,769 Bastard! 809 00:50:45,275 --> 00:50:46,003 Bastard! 810 00:50:47,277 --> 00:50:48,869 How dare you! 811 00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:51,037 - How dare you! - Lulu, no! 812 00:50:51,548 --> 00:50:52,412 You ruined it! 813 00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:00,888 Shit, shit! 814 00:51:01,425 --> 00:51:03,416 Lulu, Lulu, Lulu! 815 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,524 Oh, no... 816 00:51:11,968 --> 00:51:13,765 I shouldn't be drinking. 817 00:51:13,970 --> 00:51:16,438 Gotta keep my cool. 818 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:17,864 The tureen. 819 00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:19,466 The tureen. 820 00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:20,942 What did I say? 821 00:51:21,478 --> 00:51:22,945 She threw it at my head. 822 00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:25,615 Yay! 823 00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:29,916 Happy birthday to you! 824 00:51:30,454 --> 00:51:33,685 Happy birthday to you! 825 00:51:33,890 --> 00:51:36,654 Happy birthday, dear Magali! 826 00:51:38,962 --> 00:51:42,762 Happy birthday to you! 827 00:51:42,966 --> 00:51:44,433 Yay! 828 00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:47,801 Jojo, right on cue! 829 00:51:48,472 --> 00:51:51,407 Have a drink, it's Magali's birthday. 830 00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:52,969 Happy birthday. 831 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:56,037 Look at you. What happened? 832 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:00,416 - Lulu tried to kill me. - That's terrible! 833 00:52:00,817 --> 00:52:03,047 That bitch, I told you so. 834 00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:06,553 - At least you're alive. - Thank you, Mary. 835 00:52:07,657 --> 00:52:08,783 Yes, but... 836 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,450 She's dead. 837 00:52:12,729 --> 00:52:13,957 What're you saying? 838 00:52:14,464 --> 00:52:16,489 Don't tell me you did it? 839 00:52:17,501 --> 00:52:19,901 Not on purpose, it was an accident. 840 00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:24,531 Why are you staring? 841 00:52:24,741 --> 00:52:26,538 Don't you believe me? 842 00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:28,544 Sure I do. 843 00:52:29,112 --> 00:52:30,010 It's fate. 844 00:52:31,047 --> 00:52:32,947 Yeah, a cruel fate! 845 00:52:33,550 --> 00:52:35,484 I'm turning myself in. 846 00:52:35,886 --> 00:52:37,513 Good for you, Jojo. 847 00:52:38,522 --> 00:52:41,821 Go back to Paradise, I'll call the cops. 848 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:50,526 What's going on? 849 00:52:51,535 --> 00:52:53,503 A tragedy at your place? 850 00:52:53,703 --> 00:52:55,068 My wife is dead. 851 00:52:55,739 --> 00:52:56,706 Don't be silly. 852 00:52:56,907 --> 00:52:57,839 Tell me where Lulu is. 853 00:52:58,675 --> 00:52:59,801 In the kitchen. 854 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:02,638 - Nothing was touched? - No one went in. 855 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:03,813 Let's go. 856 00:53:05,081 --> 00:53:06,639 Call the prosecutor. 857 00:53:07,517 --> 00:53:08,484 Ok. 858 00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:10,653 Let's see. 859 00:53:10,987 --> 00:53:13,581 She died about 1-1/2 hours ago. 860 00:53:13,790 --> 00:53:14,882 Around 9 p.m. 861 00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:16,992 We were having soup. 862 00:53:17,661 --> 00:53:19,128 Ok, how many wounds? 863 00:53:19,629 --> 00:53:21,529 One. Remove the knife? 864 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:23,560 No, after the pictures. 865 00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:28,564 - Briscot! - Here, Mr. Prosecutor. 866 00:53:28,738 --> 00:53:30,638 Drink that, it'll help. 867 00:53:37,614 --> 00:53:38,911 What's wrong with him? 868 00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:40,015 On the floor! 869 00:53:40,684 --> 00:53:41,116 Hurry! 870 00:53:41,618 --> 00:53:42,710 A vomitory! 871 00:53:43,053 --> 00:53:43,849 Briscot! 872 00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:44,916 Leave the glass. 873 00:53:45,589 --> 00:53:46,521 Yes, boss. 874 00:53:46,590 --> 00:53:48,615 It's strychnine. 875 00:53:48,825 --> 00:53:50,656 Call an ambulance! 876 00:53:56,199 --> 00:53:57,962 No pictures! 877 00:53:59,803 --> 00:54:00,770 Clear the way. 878 00:54:04,608 --> 00:54:06,098 - Is he dead? - Almost. 879 00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:09,872 I didn't mean to, Ma'am. I promise. 880 00:54:12,215 --> 00:54:13,739 We're with you, Jojo. 881 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:16,609 It was either her or you. 882 00:54:16,953 --> 00:54:19,080 She got what she deserved. 883 00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:20,715 We'll all testify for you. 884 00:54:22,726 --> 00:54:24,990 Who'll take care of my goats? 885 00:54:46,683 --> 00:54:48,116 Happy to see you, sir. 886 00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:50,916 You won't be in a minute. 887 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:52,088 The deputy died? 888 00:54:52,756 --> 00:54:54,747 No, he'll pull through. 889 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,118 Sit down! 890 00:54:58,728 --> 00:55:01,925 Officer Fortin's report. 891 00:55:02,265 --> 00:55:06,599 It confirms the crime occurred on April 4 at 9 p.m. 892 00:55:06,670 --> 00:55:09,730 But the same day, you came to tell me 893 00:55:09,906 --> 00:55:14,707 you killed your wife the day before: Thursday! 894 00:55:16,646 --> 00:55:19,706 Thursday, Friday... all the same to her. 895 00:55:20,050 --> 00:55:21,608 Not for me! 896 00:55:21,818 --> 00:55:23,149 Why did you come? 897 00:55:23,653 --> 00:55:25,951 To find out how to go about it. 898 00:55:26,156 --> 00:55:28,624 I followed your instructions. 899 00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:31,188 - Instructions? - That's right. 900 00:55:31,695 --> 00:55:33,720 The knife, the tureen, 901 00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:36,660 the jealousy. You can be proud. 902 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:38,797 But that's murder! 903 00:55:39,135 --> 00:55:41,729 No, it's an accident. 904 00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:46,008 Who'll believe it when they hear you came to see me? 905 00:55:46,209 --> 00:55:48,973 It makes me your accomplice! 906 00:55:50,313 --> 00:55:51,280 That's right. 907 00:55:51,781 --> 00:55:52,679 What?! 908 00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:55,143 As soon as I saw you on TV, 909 00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:58,654 I knew you'd get me off. 910 00:55:58,855 --> 00:56:00,686 I had it made. 911 00:56:00,757 --> 00:56:03,726 You can't say no to another acquittal. 912 00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:08,059 Yes I can, it's too immoral! 913 00:56:08,264 --> 00:56:10,129 You got me to kill my wife, 914 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:11,767 after all. 915 00:56:11,935 --> 00:56:13,800 I did not! 916 00:56:14,270 --> 00:56:17,728 Well, you told me how. 917 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,176 Same thing. Or worse. 918 00:56:21,311 --> 00:56:22,278 That's insane. 919 00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:26,739 Anyway, I didn't kill my wife. 920 00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:30,044 She tried to stab me. 921 00:56:30,253 --> 00:56:31,777 It wasn't me, ok?! 922 00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:32,822 Wait, come back! 923 00:56:33,156 --> 00:56:34,248 Come back! 924 00:56:40,029 --> 00:56:42,327 Let's talk about the poison. 925 00:56:42,832 --> 00:56:44,800 It was strychnine, 926 00:56:45,001 --> 00:56:47,731 a mole-killer called Tutop 10. 927 00:56:48,071 --> 00:56:50,301 - Did you buy it? - No. 928 00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:52,774 Never saw a mole in Paradise. 929 00:56:52,976 --> 00:56:54,307 So it was your wife. 930 00:56:54,811 --> 00:56:57,006 It'll take time to prove it. 931 00:56:58,815 --> 00:57:01,750 It was in my glass. That's not enough? 932 00:57:02,786 --> 00:57:03,753 That doesn't prove anything. 933 00:57:03,953 --> 00:57:06,183 You could've planted it there 934 00:57:06,856 --> 00:57:08,756 to frame her. 935 00:57:08,958 --> 00:57:12,257 Good idea. I never thought of that. 936 00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:15,788 Maybe next time. 937 00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:20,031 You're appearing in court today, 938 00:57:20,236 --> 00:57:22,329 before the magistrate. 939 00:57:22,839 --> 00:57:25,831 Keep your answers simple. 940 00:57:25,909 --> 00:57:29,345 He'll only state the charges against you. 941 00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:33,782 Then confirm to him that I will defend you. 942 00:57:33,950 --> 00:57:36,111 Everyone knows that. 943 00:57:36,786 --> 00:57:38,117 That's the way it is. 944 00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:41,185 The wonderful ways of the system. 945 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:46,185 So I have to stay in jail? 946 00:57:46,863 --> 00:57:48,296 It can't be helped. 947 00:57:49,199 --> 00:57:51,759 - How long? - Until the investigation's over. 948 00:57:52,101 --> 00:57:54,069 They're treating you well? 949 00:57:55,205 --> 00:57:58,174 What I'll really miss are Marilyn, Marlene, 950 00:57:58,374 --> 00:57:59,898 and Mistinguett. 951 00:58:00,810 --> 00:58:01,777 Pardon me? 952 00:58:01,945 --> 00:58:03,071 They're my... 953 00:58:04,848 --> 00:58:05,815 my goats. 954 00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:10,119 Can I see my mistress? 955 00:58:10,453 --> 00:58:12,216 You have a mistress? 956 00:58:12,889 --> 00:58:13,947 Doesn't everyone? 957 00:58:14,290 --> 00:58:16,815 That's terrible for us! 958 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,822 I mean my school-mistress. 959 00:58:20,029 --> 00:58:21,223 Mrs. Blondeau. 960 00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:28,433 With you, it's one surprise after the other. 961 00:58:33,276 --> 00:58:35,244 I'll see you tomorrow. 962 00:58:35,445 --> 00:58:37,879 After I see Judge Frégard. 963 00:58:37,947 --> 00:58:39,847 - Sir, I... - No, no. 964 00:58:41,985 --> 00:58:43,350 Good-bye, sir. 965 00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:10,475 Don't worry. 966 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:13,505 - Everything'll work out. - Come on. 967 00:59:13,850 --> 00:59:15,909 And then she threw the tureen. 968 00:59:16,252 --> 00:59:17,879 - Is that right? - Yes. 969 00:59:18,087 --> 00:59:19,054 Alright. 970 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,820 Briscot, throw the tureen. 971 00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,084 The tureen! 972 00:59:25,595 --> 00:59:27,790 I don't have a tureen. 973 00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:30,531 Oh. Then improvise, man! 974 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:32,565 Use your hat. 975 00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:37,769 Ow! What's the big idea? 976 00:59:37,941 --> 00:59:39,932 You never threw a tureen? 977 00:59:40,276 --> 00:59:41,265 No, your Honor. 978 00:59:41,611 --> 00:59:43,841 You use both hands. 979 00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:47,149 Officer, give him that tureen... hat. 980 00:59:48,217 --> 00:59:49,445 Both hands! 981 00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:51,544 - Ready? - Yes, your Honor. 982 00:59:52,522 --> 00:59:54,149 - You too? - Yes. 983 00:59:54,824 --> 00:59:55,518 Go. 984 00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:58,788 Was that it? 985 00:59:58,962 --> 01:00:00,190 Yes, but... 986 01:00:02,031 --> 01:00:04,795 Then she took the knife. 987 01:00:05,568 --> 01:00:08,036 Not that one, a knife... 988 01:00:09,339 --> 01:00:10,306 Use this. 989 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:14,071 She said: "Oh, you bastard! You bastard!" 990 01:00:14,577 --> 01:00:17,239 Then she tried to stab you, right? 991 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:19,104 Yes, that's right. 992 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:21,243 So you grabbed her... 993 01:00:21,651 --> 01:00:24,586 you grabbed her arm... 994 01:00:24,954 --> 01:00:28,082 "Lulu was big, it wasn't easy." 995 01:00:29,058 --> 01:00:30,082 Then what? 996 01:00:30,593 --> 01:00:33,255 I was afraid of the knife. 997 01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:36,895 So I struggled to move her arm away. 998 01:00:37,233 --> 01:00:39,531 - One way, then the other. - And then? 999 01:00:40,036 --> 01:00:42,197 Then, during the struggle, 1000 01:00:42,572 --> 01:00:44,631 she screamed. 1001 01:00:44,874 --> 01:00:46,535 "Ah! Aaaahhh..." 1002 01:00:46,876 --> 01:00:47,638 Like that. 1003 01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:49,911 Then she collapsed. 1004 01:00:50,246 --> 01:00:53,010 Then I saw she had the knife 1005 01:00:53,349 --> 01:00:54,611 in her belly. 1006 01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:57,086 Moving right along. Officer? 1007 01:00:59,622 --> 01:01:00,554 Act it out. 1008 01:01:02,692 --> 01:01:03,989 Oh, you bastard! 1009 01:01:05,128 --> 01:01:06,322 Oh, you bastard! 1010 01:01:13,903 --> 01:01:14,562 Briscot. 1011 01:01:15,071 --> 01:01:16,095 That'll be all. 1012 01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:19,097 Martin Gaillard, Gustave Brincourt, 1013 01:01:20,109 --> 01:01:22,100 Jacques Ramirez, 1014 01:01:22,612 --> 01:01:24,011 Martine Ramirez. 1015 01:01:24,213 --> 01:01:26,613 Roger Giannelli, Mr. Doucet. 1016 01:01:26,949 --> 01:01:28,974 Go ahead, be my guest. 1017 01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:31,380 Get an eyeful. 1018 01:01:31,721 --> 01:01:34,087 I can't complain. 1019 01:01:34,957 --> 01:01:37,187 I've only got 3 goats, 1020 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,685 but the cheese sells. 1021 01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:41,291 You can live on that? 1022 01:01:41,631 --> 01:01:44,930 I have vegetables too, plus my allowance. 1023 01:01:45,268 --> 01:01:48,635 His veteran's allowance, serving the nation. 1024 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:52,004 "Serving the nation," let's talk! 1025 01:01:52,341 --> 01:01:53,205 I am talking! 1026 01:01:53,409 --> 01:01:55,070 He stayed one day! 1027 01:01:55,311 --> 01:01:56,278 So what? 1028 01:01:56,946 --> 01:01:58,345 Gentlemen! 1029 01:01:59,215 --> 01:02:01,183 Don't start. 1030 01:02:02,218 --> 01:02:04,709 Poacher, please explain. 1031 01:02:05,354 --> 01:02:08,289 When I was 20, they sent me to Algeria. 1032 01:02:08,658 --> 01:02:11,991 The jurors his age know what that means. 1033 01:02:12,328 --> 01:02:14,023 Let the suspect speak. 1034 01:02:16,999 --> 01:02:19,968 You came home, married Lucienne Pécout. 1035 01:02:20,303 --> 01:02:22,669 Your boss's daughter. 1036 01:02:23,973 --> 01:02:24,940 I had to. 1037 01:02:25,108 --> 01:02:26,234 You had to? 1038 01:02:27,710 --> 01:02:29,678 - She said she was pregnant. - By you? 1039 01:02:30,179 --> 01:02:31,646 So she said. 1040 01:02:32,148 --> 01:02:33,308 Objection! 1041 01:02:33,683 --> 01:02:37,016 It's too easy to soil the victim's name. 1042 01:02:37,453 --> 01:02:38,283 There's no proof 1043 01:02:38,688 --> 01:02:40,451 that it was a lie. 1044 01:02:40,790 --> 01:02:42,690 Yes, no child was born. 1045 01:02:43,126 --> 01:02:44,753 Objection! 1046 01:02:44,994 --> 01:02:46,325 Can you produce 1047 01:02:46,996 --> 01:02:50,159 - a single witness? - We have several. 1048 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,467 We'll see! 1049 01:02:51,801 --> 01:02:53,166 We're ready! 1050 01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,761 - What witnesses? - The whole village. 1051 01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:57,261 Let's proceed. 1052 01:02:57,774 --> 01:02:58,741 Poacher. 1053 01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:02,371 You said that since your marriage began, 1054 01:03:02,712 --> 01:03:05,704 you didn't get along with your spouse. 1055 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:08,979 At first it was awful, and then it got worse. 1056 01:03:09,318 --> 01:03:10,717 Excuse me. 1057 01:03:11,454 --> 01:03:16,983 The seventh juror has requested me to ask this question. 1058 01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:20,755 Who got the most out of the marriage? 1059 01:03:20,830 --> 01:03:23,663 If you mean money, it was her. 1060 01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:26,361 She rented her land to Mr. Laroche. 1061 01:03:26,736 --> 01:03:29,466 And I was working for free on her farm. 1062 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,774 She helped with the work. 1063 01:03:32,275 --> 01:03:36,803 No one ever saw her do anything but make soup 1064 01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:38,477 and get drunk. 1065 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:43,013 Unbelievable, we're trying the victim! 1066 01:03:43,352 --> 01:03:46,014 The victim was a twisted individual: 1067 01:03:46,222 --> 01:03:49,419 Greedy, mean, drunk, revolting. 1068 01:03:49,792 --> 01:03:51,453 You're in the wrong place. 1069 01:03:51,794 --> 01:03:55,321 Rather than trying this poor man, 1070 01:03:55,531 --> 01:03:58,022 we should convict an evil woman 1071 01:03:58,534 --> 01:04:03,301 who planned murder by poison for a long time. 1072 01:04:03,806 --> 01:04:06,240 It's true, she wanted me dead. 1073 01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:08,510 Pardon, pardon, pardon! 1074 01:04:08,878 --> 01:04:10,812 When the suspect killed her, 1075 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:14,714 he knew nothing of her criminal intentions. 1076 01:04:14,784 --> 01:04:16,251 "Intentions"... 1077 01:04:16,586 --> 01:04:18,816 She laced his drink with poison! 1078 01:04:19,322 --> 01:04:21,256 The suspect didn't know! 1079 01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:23,559 I figured it out. 1080 01:04:24,093 --> 01:04:27,529 I saw in her eyes that she wanted me dead. 1081 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:30,230 But you killed her! 1082 01:04:30,566 --> 01:04:31,533 No. 1083 01:04:31,901 --> 01:04:33,869 I defended myself. 1084 01:04:34,370 --> 01:04:36,361 For once the punishment came first. 1085 01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:39,302 That's totally unacceptable. 1086 01:04:39,809 --> 01:04:42,141 You said you were jealous. 1087 01:04:42,345 --> 01:04:43,437 I said that? 1088 01:04:44,113 --> 01:04:44,772 Yes, you did. 1089 01:04:45,114 --> 01:04:46,877 Mr. Jacquard thought 1090 01:04:47,216 --> 01:04:49,377 it was a good idea to say that. 1091 01:04:51,821 --> 01:04:53,220 Impossible, with her looks. 1092 01:04:54,924 --> 01:04:56,186 She was unfaithful. 1093 01:04:56,492 --> 01:04:58,551 Yes... with Jacky. 1094 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:00,260 - Huh?! - What?! 1095 01:05:00,596 --> 01:05:01,824 To help me. 1096 01:05:02,164 --> 01:05:03,859 - That's a lie! - What? 1097 01:05:04,233 --> 01:05:05,393 You slept with her? 1098 01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:08,097 Bastard! Bastard! 1099 01:05:08,304 --> 01:05:10,101 Old pervert! 1100 01:05:10,273 --> 01:05:12,332 Throw those maniacs out! 1101 01:05:12,842 --> 01:05:15,834 - Bastard! - I swear it's not true. 1102 01:05:16,345 --> 01:05:17,312 Order! 1103 01:05:19,148 --> 01:05:21,116 Order, I said! 1104 01:05:21,317 --> 01:05:23,148 Show them Lulu's picture. 1105 01:05:23,352 --> 01:05:25,912 They'll see Jacky was a hero. 1106 01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:27,415 Sir... 1107 01:05:27,623 --> 01:05:31,354 Bailiff, pass around the picture of Lucienne Pécout. 1108 01:05:33,963 --> 01:05:36,431 I'm just showing you, 1109 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:37,831 with Lulu 1110 01:05:38,334 --> 01:05:40,359 it could never work. 1111 01:05:40,569 --> 01:05:43,197 But a man has to get by. 1112 01:05:43,539 --> 01:05:46,508 He can't close his eyes his whole life! 1113 01:05:47,176 --> 01:05:48,268 This is shameful! 1114 01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,841 Poacher, control yourself. 1115 01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:52,442 You're out of line. 1116 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:54,940 I'm sorry, Mr. President. 1117 01:05:55,184 --> 01:05:56,310 But you city folks, 1118 01:05:56,519 --> 01:05:59,852 when you've had it, you get a divorce. 1119 01:06:00,189 --> 01:06:01,952 We country people can't. 1120 01:06:02,191 --> 01:06:04,489 You can't share animals. 1121 01:06:04,994 --> 01:06:07,622 We have to finish our lives together. 1122 01:06:08,397 --> 01:06:09,455 We have to. 1123 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:12,189 Ma'am. 1124 01:06:12,401 --> 01:06:14,631 For many years, 1125 01:06:14,837 --> 01:06:16,828 you were the suspect's teacher. 1126 01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:19,274 You knew him as a child. 1127 01:06:20,209 --> 01:06:22,268 As a child and a man. 1128 01:06:22,745 --> 01:06:25,680 My affection for him is unchanged. 1129 01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:28,783 I told that to the magistrate. 1130 01:06:29,285 --> 01:06:30,411 I know. 1131 01:06:31,287 --> 01:06:34,688 Let's skip right to the wedding. 1132 01:06:36,258 --> 01:06:37,452 - Did you go? - Of course. 1133 01:06:37,793 --> 01:06:40,785 - What did you think? - He was making a mistake. 1134 01:06:41,297 --> 01:06:43,424 Did the suspect know that? 1135 01:06:43,866 --> 01:06:45,697 Oh, yes. 1136 01:06:45,768 --> 01:06:46,757 But still, 1137 01:06:47,269 --> 01:06:47,997 he did it. 1138 01:06:48,504 --> 01:06:51,667 Jojo had been Lulu's lover for a long time. 1139 01:06:51,741 --> 01:06:54,266 It was no secret. 1140 01:06:54,477 --> 01:06:56,672 Maybe he felt he had to marry her. 1141 01:06:56,879 --> 01:06:58,938 Please explain your thought. 1142 01:06:59,448 --> 01:07:00,847 Jojo is very honest. 1143 01:07:01,350 --> 01:07:03,318 Some say he's naive. 1144 01:07:05,321 --> 01:07:08,313 Lulu was capable of anything to get her way. 1145 01:07:08,824 --> 01:07:12,225 - She found a way. - Such as a pregnancy? 1146 01:07:12,728 --> 01:07:15,754 If that was the only way to convince him, 1147 01:07:15,831 --> 01:07:17,731 why not? 1148 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:19,891 You should ask Jojo. 1149 01:07:20,403 --> 01:07:21,734 We already did. 1150 01:07:21,804 --> 01:07:23,499 The witness 1151 01:07:23,839 --> 01:07:25,898 - may be cross-examined. - Thank you. 1152 01:07:26,275 --> 01:07:28,243 The suspect claims 1153 01:07:28,744 --> 01:07:31,736 he had total trust in you. 1154 01:07:31,914 --> 01:07:34,906 Did he tell you he married Miss Pécout because she was pregnant? 1155 01:07:35,751 --> 01:07:37,810 No. 1156 01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:39,854 Did you hear him say it? 1157 01:07:40,022 --> 01:07:41,819 I don't listen to gossip. 1158 01:07:44,460 --> 01:07:47,759 So when you mention a pregnancy, 1159 01:07:47,963 --> 01:07:50,295 it's an imaginary supposition. 1160 01:07:51,434 --> 01:07:53,959 Let me say two things. 1161 01:07:54,537 --> 01:07:56,004 One: It wasn't I 1162 01:07:56,505 --> 01:07:59,497 who mentioned the pregnancy, but Mr. President. 1163 01:08:00,876 --> 01:08:02,935 Two: With all due respect, 1164 01:08:03,312 --> 01:08:05,780 the term "imaginary supposition" 1165 01:08:05,981 --> 01:08:08,040 is not only discourteous, 1166 01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:12,820 but even worse, it sounds like a pleonasm. 1167 01:08:13,589 --> 01:08:15,022 Order! 1168 01:08:16,992 --> 01:08:18,425 Proceed. 1169 01:08:19,562 --> 01:08:21,826 Excuse me if I was discourteous. 1170 01:08:21,997 --> 01:08:24,056 I appreciate the grammar lesson. 1171 01:08:24,567 --> 01:08:25,534 Clerk! 1172 01:08:25,868 --> 01:08:27,995 Strike "imaginary" from the register. 1173 01:08:28,504 --> 01:08:30,472 - If it's allowed. - Done. 1174 01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,364 Does the prosecution 1175 01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:35,070 have any further questions? 1176 01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:36,877 No, Mr. President. 1177 01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:39,347 Alright. 1178 01:08:40,149 --> 01:08:42,344 Thank you, you may go. 1179 01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:47,582 You swear to tell the truth? 1180 01:08:47,923 --> 01:08:50,414 That goes without saying! 1181 01:08:50,926 --> 01:08:51,858 But we have to say it. 1182 01:08:52,361 --> 01:08:53,851 Alright, I swear. 1183 01:08:53,929 --> 01:08:56,796 Like all the liars that came here. 1184 01:08:56,966 --> 01:08:58,900 Spare us your comments. 1185 01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:01,336 Lousy welcome here. 1186 01:09:01,537 --> 01:09:03,801 If I did that, I'd have to fold. 1187 01:09:03,973 --> 01:09:05,838 So, it's correct 1188 01:09:06,008 --> 01:09:07,873 that you own a café? 1189 01:09:07,943 --> 01:09:10,002 I can swear to that too. 1190 01:09:10,513 --> 01:09:12,879 No, once is enough. 1191 01:09:14,884 --> 01:09:16,943 Jojo Poacher 1192 01:09:17,887 --> 01:09:19,821 was a customer of yours? 1193 01:09:19,989 --> 01:09:23,823 I'll say, every day he came by for a galopin. 1194 01:09:23,993 --> 01:09:25,961 - Right, Jojo? - Galopin? 1195 01:09:26,462 --> 01:09:29,829 Galopin. Beer and lemonade in a bock glass. 1196 01:09:29,999 --> 01:09:31,398 Bock glass. 1197 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,568 A little glass. A galopin, ok?! 1198 01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:34,870 Never heard of it. 1199 01:09:35,204 --> 01:09:36,865 You heard of it? 1200 01:09:38,641 --> 01:09:40,871 Were you aware of his differences 1201 01:09:41,210 --> 01:09:43,405 - with his spouse? - Differences? 1202 01:09:43,612 --> 01:09:46,604 You call them differences? Nightmares! 1203 01:09:46,949 --> 01:09:48,917 You know the last one? 1204 01:09:49,084 --> 01:09:52,986 She burned up his stamp collection! 1205 01:09:54,223 --> 01:09:55,485 You collect stamps? 1206 01:09:58,027 --> 01:09:58,857 Yes. 1207 01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:01,096 Since when? 1208 01:10:02,231 --> 01:10:04,028 I started as a kid, 1209 01:10:04,233 --> 01:10:07,669 when my mistress gave me a notebook. 1210 01:10:08,003 --> 01:10:11,029 - I started saving used stamps. - And then? 1211 01:10:11,974 --> 01:10:13,999 When I saved some money, 1212 01:10:14,210 --> 01:10:16,906 I bought some new stamps. 1213 01:10:16,979 --> 01:10:19,504 Beautiful stamps that take you away. 1214 01:10:21,917 --> 01:10:24,215 Then I went out and got a real album. 1215 01:10:24,587 --> 01:10:25,986 Green and gold. 1216 01:10:26,488 --> 01:10:30,424 With rings or an adjustable bar in the middle? 1217 01:10:30,926 --> 01:10:32,052 An adjustable bar. 1218 01:10:32,261 --> 01:10:33,888 It holds more pages. 1219 01:10:34,230 --> 01:10:36,892 - With pockets? - Yes, of course. 1220 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:40,896 Say, you know a lot about it, don't you? 1221 01:10:41,670 --> 01:10:42,637 A little. 1222 01:10:43,105 --> 01:10:44,231 What do you collect? 1223 01:10:45,608 --> 01:10:48,168 At first I tried everything. 1224 01:10:50,045 --> 01:10:53,071 The ex-colonies, I liked Polynesia, 1225 01:10:53,582 --> 01:10:55,914 Saint-Pierre-and-Miquelon 1226 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,677 was good too. 1227 01:10:58,053 --> 01:11:00,647 Stamps take you places. 1228 01:11:01,023 --> 01:11:02,888 But you have to choose. 1229 01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:06,223 I stopped at the Wallis-and-Futuna Islands. 1230 01:11:06,729 --> 01:11:09,129 No, the Wallis-and-Futuna Islands? 1231 01:11:11,033 --> 01:11:12,728 Yeah. Not counting 1232 01:11:13,068 --> 01:11:16,162 the "France libre 1941" extras, 1233 01:11:16,672 --> 01:11:19,163 I had every single stamp 1234 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:22,237 from 1920 until today, except one. 1235 01:11:22,745 --> 01:11:24,474 The 157 by Yvert and Tellier. 1236 01:11:25,514 --> 01:11:28,005 How did you know? 1237 01:11:28,183 --> 01:11:30,708 You can imagine the trouble I had getting it. 1238 01:11:31,086 --> 01:11:32,246 It's not so well-rated. 1239 01:11:32,755 --> 01:11:34,950 But it's part of a series. 1240 01:11:35,157 --> 01:11:38,058 You want it, you buy the series. 1241 01:11:38,227 --> 01:11:39,194 That's right. 1242 01:11:39,561 --> 01:11:43,122 But if you want to buy the whole series, 1243 01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:44,993 they tell you: 1244 01:11:45,067 --> 01:11:47,501 "There's no 157, ha!" 1245 01:11:48,003 --> 01:11:49,061 Now, that's really... 1246 01:11:49,238 --> 01:11:53,106 Sir, this philatelist banter is beyond me. 1247 01:11:53,309 --> 01:11:55,937 Sorry, but the clock's ticking. 1248 01:11:56,011 --> 01:11:57,535 Let's consider the facts. 1249 01:11:58,047 --> 01:12:00,242 Let the prosecution take note: 1250 01:12:00,616 --> 01:12:02,049 These are the facts! 1251 01:12:02,217 --> 01:12:05,653 I let the discussion continue 1252 01:12:06,155 --> 01:12:09,056 in order to be impartial. 1253 01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:13,094 I want the ladies and gentlemen of the jury 1254 01:12:13,295 --> 01:12:16,321 to understand the stamps' importance. 1255 01:12:17,266 --> 01:12:20,201 Vital importance. I doubt the prosecution 1256 01:12:20,703 --> 01:12:21,795 will contredict me. 1257 01:12:22,137 --> 01:12:23,229 Poacher. 1258 01:12:23,605 --> 01:12:26,039 What exactly happened 1259 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:29,974 the night of Thursday, April 3 of last year, 1260 01:12:30,045 --> 01:12:31,239 just before the drama? 1261 01:12:33,182 --> 01:12:35,241 Uh, well, I... 1262 01:12:38,087 --> 01:12:39,884 I went home for supper. 1263 01:12:39,955 --> 01:12:43,857 Lulu was at the table, drunk as usual. 1264 01:12:44,927 --> 01:12:45,894 And... 1265 01:12:46,095 --> 01:12:47,062 So. 1266 01:12:47,396 --> 01:12:51,264 I went to look at my album until she woke up. 1267 01:12:52,968 --> 01:12:54,265 I can't find it! 1268 01:12:54,837 --> 01:12:56,896 So I ask her 1269 01:12:56,972 --> 01:12:58,769 where she put it. 1270 01:12:58,841 --> 01:13:00,832 And she waved her arm. 1271 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:02,010 Like that. 1272 01:13:02,344 --> 01:13:03,174 Why? 1273 01:13:03,846 --> 01:13:06,576 She was pointing to the stove. 1274 01:13:07,916 --> 01:13:09,907 My stamps, my album! 1275 01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:11,984 She burned it all! 1276 01:13:13,889 --> 01:13:17,188 It's true, I could've killed her that night. 1277 01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:20,986 I even picked up the poker! 1278 01:13:21,630 --> 01:13:22,824 And then... 1279 01:13:23,165 --> 01:13:24,632 I couldn't do it. 1280 01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:26,991 Because I'm not a killer. 1281 01:13:27,202 --> 01:13:29,067 I'm not a killer. 1282 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,265 I know no one cares a whit about stamps. 1283 01:13:33,876 --> 01:13:35,400 Unless they're valuable. 1284 01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:40,208 But mine had the value I gave them. 1285 01:13:41,283 --> 01:13:44,013 They, and my goats, are all I have. 1286 01:13:44,353 --> 01:13:45,320 That's all. 1287 01:13:45,687 --> 01:13:47,848 No one can understand that. 1288 01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:48,890 No one. 1289 01:13:52,461 --> 01:13:54,395 Commediante! Tragediante! 1290 01:13:54,930 --> 01:13:56,625 Give him a job at the theater! 1291 01:13:56,965 --> 01:13:59,661 Anywhere but a court of law. 1292 01:14:00,002 --> 01:14:02,630 Gentlemen, please control yourselves. 1293 01:14:03,005 --> 01:14:04,267 I fail to see 1294 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:07,841 what justice can win from such exchanges. 1295 01:14:07,910 --> 01:14:09,207 It's getting late. 1296 01:14:09,411 --> 01:14:11,879 We've had a long day. 1297 01:14:13,015 --> 01:14:15,279 The meeting is adjourned, 1298 01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:18,351 until 10 a.m. Tomorrow. 1299 01:14:20,022 --> 01:14:22,650 - Mrs. Grudilleux, is that right? - No. 1300 01:14:22,991 --> 01:14:25,118 Goudilleux, Miss Goudilleux. 1301 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:27,929 - Not Mrs. - Excuse me. 1302 01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:30,030 It seems it was you 1303 01:14:30,365 --> 01:14:32,663 who sold the mole-killer. 1304 01:14:33,035 --> 01:14:35,469 It doesn't seem. I sold it to her. 1305 01:14:37,072 --> 01:14:39,700 Was the client someone you'd met? 1306 01:14:40,008 --> 01:14:41,134 Never. 1307 01:14:42,077 --> 01:14:42,941 Maybe you did. 1308 01:14:43,111 --> 01:14:45,079 That face is unforgettable. 1309 01:14:45,414 --> 01:14:46,972 You only saw her once? 1310 01:14:47,115 --> 01:14:48,139 That's what I just said. 1311 01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:52,954 So... what brand of mole-killer was it? 1312 01:14:53,021 --> 01:14:54,113 Tutop 10. 1313 01:14:54,456 --> 01:14:56,481 "Tutop won't stop 'till moles drop." 1314 01:14:58,193 --> 01:15:00,218 - That's the commercial. - Does it work? 1315 01:15:01,129 --> 01:15:03,359 Of course, it's strychnine. 1316 01:15:03,732 --> 01:15:06,496 Very effective against moles. 1317 01:15:07,035 --> 01:15:08,002 And humans too? 1318 01:15:08,270 --> 01:15:09,032 Ditto. 1319 01:15:09,371 --> 01:15:13,239 If the deputy hadn't been treated by an expert, 1320 01:15:13,442 --> 01:15:16,377 the poor man wouldn't have pulled through. 1321 01:15:17,045 --> 01:15:20,037 - Miss Gaudilleux... - Goudilleux! 1322 01:15:20,215 --> 01:15:22,206 I'm sorry, Goudilleux. 1323 01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:26,415 What impression did you have on April 4 1324 01:15:26,788 --> 01:15:29,348 when you sold the mole-killer 1325 01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:31,049 to Mrs. Poacher? 1326 01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:35,060 It was the first time she bought it. 1327 01:15:35,130 --> 01:15:37,997 I suggested she read the instructions. 1328 01:15:39,067 --> 01:15:43,026 When she stated her identity for your records, 1329 01:15:43,205 --> 01:15:45,002 did you believe her? 1330 01:15:45,807 --> 01:15:48,332 No, she was a bad liar, 1331 01:15:49,011 --> 01:15:49,943 I wasn't fooled. 1332 01:15:50,012 --> 01:15:53,038 So it was fair for you to suppose 1333 01:15:53,248 --> 01:15:57,344 she was planning something reprehensible. 1334 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,316 Such as poisoning her husband. 1335 01:15:59,821 --> 01:16:01,118 Objection! 1336 01:16:01,323 --> 01:16:04,258 The defense is influencing the witness! 1337 01:16:04,593 --> 01:16:06,458 You've done the same 1338 01:16:07,129 --> 01:16:10,121 throughout this trial! 1339 01:16:10,332 --> 01:16:13,062 The question may be asked. 1340 01:16:13,135 --> 01:16:14,124 Miss Gaudillaux... 1341 01:16:14,469 --> 01:16:15,231 Goudilleux! 1342 01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:18,268 I'm terribly sorry. 1343 01:16:18,473 --> 01:16:20,464 Uh, Miss Goudilleux, 1344 01:16:20,842 --> 01:16:22,366 please answer the question. 1345 01:16:23,478 --> 01:16:25,412 Did you imagine 1346 01:16:25,614 --> 01:16:28,276 she wanted to poison her husband? 1347 01:16:28,483 --> 01:16:30,280 I didn't imagine. 1348 01:16:30,619 --> 01:16:32,086 - I was sure. - Why? 1349 01:16:33,121 --> 01:16:36,352 Hasn't every woman wanted to do the same? 1350 01:16:36,558 --> 01:16:39,493 That's why I never married. 1351 01:16:39,861 --> 01:16:42,227 I'm an old m... single woman. 1352 01:16:43,198 --> 01:16:44,597 So, convinced 1353 01:16:45,133 --> 01:16:47,226 of her bad intentions, 1354 01:16:47,569 --> 01:16:50,402 you sold her the poison anyway? 1355 01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:53,302 I'm not allowed to refuse to sell 1356 01:16:53,642 --> 01:16:55,405 authorized products. 1357 01:16:55,611 --> 01:17:02,380 The jury has been informed of Mrs. Poacher's intentions. 1358 01:17:02,584 --> 01:17:04,074 Without the accident, 1359 01:17:04,419 --> 01:17:07,081 my client wouldn't be here today. 1360 01:17:07,155 --> 01:17:10,090 She would be in the suspect's chair! 1361 01:17:10,258 --> 01:17:12,385 Accident! Now I've heared everything! 1362 01:17:12,594 --> 01:17:15,586 When a woman is stabbed to death, 1363 01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:17,530 it's called murder. 1364 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,098 When a madwoman 1365 01:17:19,434 --> 01:17:22,369 stabs herself, 1366 01:17:22,571 --> 01:17:24,869 it's called an accident! 1367 01:17:25,207 --> 01:17:26,435 Gentlemen! 1368 01:17:26,642 --> 01:17:28,109 Please! 1369 01:17:29,144 --> 01:17:30,236 Poacher. 1370 01:17:30,545 --> 01:17:33,605 Do you regret causing this fatal incident? 1371 01:17:35,217 --> 01:17:36,241 Uh... yes. 1372 01:17:37,119 --> 01:17:38,086 And no. 1373 01:17:39,154 --> 01:17:40,121 How's that? 1374 01:17:40,689 --> 01:17:43,089 If she weren't dead, 1375 01:17:43,258 --> 01:17:47,627 I'd rather be locked up than live with her. 1376 01:17:48,130 --> 01:17:50,894 But if... if you acquit me, 1377 01:17:51,266 --> 01:17:54,099 maybe I can live a little. 1378 01:17:54,302 --> 01:17:55,462 That's all. 1379 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:01,635 Verdict tonight! Get "Le Progres!" 1380 01:18:01,710 --> 01:18:04,873 Verdict tonight! "Crime in Paradise!" 1381 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:07,444 "Le Progres," get "Le Progres!" 1382 01:18:07,983 --> 01:18:10,884 "Crime in Paradise," verdict tonight! 1383 01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,312 Look at the suspect. 1384 01:18:13,989 --> 01:18:16,150 Look at his baby face. 1385 01:18:16,491 --> 01:18:18,254 But don't be fooled! 1386 01:18:18,927 --> 01:18:21,020 We have before us an assassin 1387 01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:22,990 of the most sinister kind. 1388 01:18:23,165 --> 01:18:26,965 On the surface, he looks human. 1389 01:18:27,302 --> 01:18:29,463 But underneath lies a predator. 1390 01:18:29,971 --> 01:18:34,101 Throughout the trial, not once did he express regret. 1391 01:18:34,309 --> 01:18:36,709 Not a shred of pity for his victim. 1392 01:18:37,145 --> 01:18:40,444 So why should we show any pity? 1393 01:18:40,949 --> 01:18:42,416 This man is an animal. 1394 01:18:42,751 --> 01:18:46,016 Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, 1395 01:18:46,188 --> 01:18:49,157 I urge you without hate, but without weakness, 1396 01:18:49,357 --> 01:18:52,292 to choose a punishment that reflects his crime: 1397 01:18:53,995 --> 01:18:55,223 The death penalty. 1398 01:18:58,066 --> 01:18:59,431 Well, I'll be damned. 1399 01:19:06,441 --> 01:19:07,499 Joseph Poacher. Chin up. 1400 01:19:08,043 --> 01:19:09,977 Your plea for clemency was rejected. 1401 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:16,073 Head out the window... 1402 01:19:17,252 --> 01:19:18,947 Wake up! 1403 01:19:19,154 --> 01:19:21,645 Poacher, please approach the bench. 1404 01:19:23,525 --> 01:19:25,254 Joseph Poacher. 1405 01:19:25,994 --> 01:19:27,086 After deliberating, 1406 01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:31,191 the court finds you guilty of voluntary homicide, 1407 01:19:31,566 --> 01:19:34,501 in extenuating circumstances. 1408 01:19:34,669 --> 01:19:35,966 In punishment, 1409 01:19:36,171 --> 01:19:38,765 the court sentences you 1410 01:19:39,274 --> 01:19:43,142 to 4 years in prison, with 1 year deferred. 1411 01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:48,208 The hearing of this court is hereby adjourned. 1412 01:19:49,317 --> 01:19:51,547 - No guillotine! - Of course not. 1413 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:54,621 4 years is a lot, I expected less. 1414 01:19:54,823 --> 01:19:55,790 But it's nothing! 1415 01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:59,556 Minus a year in custody, 1416 01:20:00,061 --> 01:20:03,053 a year deferred, you'll do 18 months, tops. 1417 01:20:03,565 --> 01:20:05,658 Well, ok, thanks. 1418 01:20:05,834 --> 01:20:08,064 We'll take care of everything, Jojo. 1419 01:20:08,570 --> 01:20:09,559 It'll go fast. 1420 01:20:09,738 --> 01:20:10,796 She's right. 1421 01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:12,637 It'll go fast. 1422 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,105 Thank you. 1423 01:20:14,309 --> 01:20:15,537 Thank you, th... 1424 01:20:27,823 --> 01:20:29,688 Lestrade, Poacher, you've got visitors. 1425 01:20:37,732 --> 01:20:39,063 Hey, Jacky! 1426 01:20:39,701 --> 01:20:40,668 Wow. 1427 01:20:40,869 --> 01:20:43,064 I'm happy to see you. 1428 01:20:43,271 --> 01:20:45,205 I thought you hated me. 1429 01:20:45,407 --> 01:20:48,570 I was mad. What was that about? 1430 01:20:48,743 --> 01:20:51,610 Clean slate, like the mistress would say. 1431 01:20:53,248 --> 01:20:55,682 - Is she ok? - Yeah. 1432 01:20:56,184 --> 01:20:57,617 Seems like it. 1433 01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:00,211 - Tell her I said hello. - Ok. 1434 01:21:01,089 --> 01:21:02,249 And the village? 1435 01:21:02,757 --> 01:21:04,588 - How is it? - Good. 1436 01:21:04,659 --> 01:21:09,119 You're a big hit. This was good for everyone. 1437 01:21:09,631 --> 01:21:11,258 "Good" for everyone? 1438 01:21:11,633 --> 01:21:15,194 It was in the papers, so people started coming. 1439 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:17,695 Business is picking up. 1440 01:21:17,906 --> 01:21:21,842 The café owner added 8 tables outside. 1441 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,175 Wow, so many! 1442 01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:25,744 You bet, 8 tables. 1443 01:21:26,381 --> 01:21:28,645 I left a package at the door. 1444 01:21:29,150 --> 01:21:30,845 We all chipped in. 1445 01:21:31,453 --> 01:21:34,684 We got you some goodies and a new album, 1446 01:21:34,756 --> 01:21:36,747 for a new collection. 1447 01:21:43,698 --> 01:21:45,222 Stamps again? 1448 01:21:45,433 --> 01:21:46,832 Don't forget, you go tomorrow. 1449 01:21:47,202 --> 01:21:48,169 Pack your things. 1450 01:21:48,803 --> 01:21:50,293 Ok. 1451 01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:53,640 Here they come! 1452 01:21:56,778 --> 01:21:57,745 One, two! 1453 01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:24,432 Go on, start reading. 1454 01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:26,741 "Dear Mr. Poacher, 1455 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:28,739 "the village ist proud 1456 01:22:29,244 --> 01:22:30,677 to hellcome..." 1457 01:22:31,179 --> 01:22:33,670 - Welcome. - "To welcome you. 1458 01:22:33,748 --> 01:22:35,773 "The powet said..." 1459 01:22:36,284 --> 01:22:37,751 The writing's bad! 1460 01:22:38,253 --> 01:22:40,278 The poet didn't say that. 1461 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:42,916 He said: "After rain comes good weather." 1462 01:22:44,426 --> 01:22:45,791 "After rain comes sun. 1463 01:22:46,294 --> 01:22:48,854 "From us to you, Mr. Poacher, 1464 01:22:49,364 --> 01:22:50,353 "we want to say..." 1465 01:22:50,865 --> 01:22:53,857 I'll say what she's trying to say. 1466 01:22:54,369 --> 01:22:56,769 We're glad you're back, 1467 01:22:56,938 --> 01:23:00,203 because we're glad. Give him the flowers. 1468 01:23:14,956 --> 01:23:16,480 No grudges, Jojo. 1469 01:23:17,759 --> 01:23:19,454 No false moves, Jojo. 1470 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,989 Good thing there were tourists. 1471 01:23:22,364 --> 01:23:24,832 I lost my best client. 1472 01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:28,427 Don't worry, it'll be fine. 1473 01:23:28,803 --> 01:23:29,895 Here you go. 1474 01:23:31,573 --> 01:23:33,006 You do the honors. 1475 01:23:35,410 --> 01:23:37,878 Never mind, I'll do it. 1476 01:23:38,380 --> 01:23:40,780 How many pieces? 1477 01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:43,511 Isn't the mistress here? 1478 01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:46,287 True, I haven't seen her. 1479 01:24:11,379 --> 01:24:12,403 Here you go. 1480 01:24:13,982 --> 01:24:14,971 I can stay. 1481 01:24:15,483 --> 01:24:17,474 No, I'd rather be alone. 1482 01:24:18,086 --> 01:24:19,383 See you tomorrow. 1483 01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:20,855 See you. 1484 01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:27,792 - Wait, my keys. - Oh, right. 1485 01:24:27,962 --> 01:24:29,259 Stupid of me. 1486 01:24:29,864 --> 01:24:30,831 Thanks. 1487 01:26:32,420 --> 01:26:35,947 I didn't want to throw out Lulu's things until you said so. 1488 01:26:39,727 --> 01:26:41,058 I'll do it tomorrow. 1489 01:26:42,897 --> 01:26:45,457 See, we wouldn't let Paradise go to the devil. 1490 01:26:46,734 --> 01:26:47,792 Thank you, Ma'am. 1491 01:26:48,136 --> 01:26:50,730 The whole village pitched in. 1492 01:26:51,706 --> 01:26:53,674 You can thank them all. 1493 01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:57,072 Magali broke your faux-Chinese vase. 1494 01:26:57,445 --> 01:26:58,070 Really? 1495 01:26:58,746 --> 01:27:01,943 Good, I never liked that vase. 1496 01:27:05,720 --> 01:27:06,687 Give me one. 1497 01:27:06,854 --> 01:27:07,878 A cigarette? 1498 01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:11,715 I always wondered what they taste like. 1499 01:27:12,760 --> 01:27:14,125 Were you angry? 1500 01:27:14,796 --> 01:27:15,763 Yes. 1501 01:27:16,130 --> 01:27:17,825 I told you, 1502 01:27:18,166 --> 01:27:19,133 but you didn't listen. 1503 01:27:19,500 --> 01:27:22,060 Water under the bridge. 1504 01:27:28,176 --> 01:27:30,235 Just like I imagined. 1505 01:27:31,145 --> 01:27:33,875 Mind if I invite myself to dinner? 1506 01:27:34,215 --> 01:27:35,807 No, just the opposite. 1507 01:27:36,150 --> 01:27:38,778 - I'd love it. - Set the table. 1508 01:27:42,190 --> 01:27:44,124 I made some nice pumpkin soup. 1509 01:27:45,827 --> 01:27:47,192 - You like that? - Yes. 1510 01:27:48,296 --> 01:27:51,265 - I'm glad. - It's my favorite soup. 1511 01:27:56,170 --> 01:27:57,797 Marilyn had a kid. 1512 01:27:57,939 --> 01:27:58,906 Really? 1513 01:27:59,807 --> 01:28:02,071 It's not a male, I hope? 1514 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:04,837 No, a female. 1515 01:28:05,246 --> 01:28:07,874 A pretty, wild brown one. 1516 01:28:08,783 --> 01:28:09,807 That makes 4. 1517 01:28:11,853 --> 01:28:12,911 What will you name her? 1518 01:28:15,089 --> 01:28:17,819 It has to start with an M. 1519 01:28:17,892 --> 01:28:20,861 I've got Marilyn, Marlene, Mistinguett... 1520 01:28:21,195 --> 01:28:22,492 What about Mireille? 1521 01:28:22,830 --> 01:28:23,956 Mireille? 1522 01:28:24,565 --> 01:28:25,827 Who was that? 1523 01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:27,092 Mireille... 1524 01:28:27,302 --> 01:28:29,930 The Song Conservatory, remember? 1525 01:28:30,838 --> 01:28:34,569 As we lie on the hay The sun shines down its rays 1526 01:28:34,742 --> 01:28:37,768 And a little bird Sings from far away 1527 01:28:37,945 --> 01:28:39,913 You have a nice voice. 1528 01:28:40,148 --> 01:28:42,673 It's ok. I'm no Callas, though. 1529 01:28:43,751 --> 01:28:45,685 - No, no thanks. - Really? 1530 01:28:46,387 --> 01:28:47,479 So, 1531 01:28:47,689 --> 01:28:50,089 - Mireille it is? - Yes. 1532 01:28:50,458 --> 01:28:51,720 Mireille it is. 1533 01:28:57,332 --> 01:28:59,266 How does the song go? 1534 01:28:59,667 --> 01:29:03,398 As we lie on the hay The sun shines down its rays 1535 01:29:03,604 --> 01:29:05,538 And a little bird Sings from far away... 92298

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