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I need a friend. Okay. I'll ask

him to leave.

It's like this void,

this unfillable

hole. And the worst of it is,

I've only got myself to blame all

the people back for the people I know.

I'm with him. That wanker. Oh, worse than

a wanker. For a situation like this, I'd

even allow the seaward. It's the

worst thing you can do to someone. A

fling. We could get past this.

It's unforgivable. But you're

Woody and Claire. You're like Charles and

Dye or Sonny and Cherniel.

Good comparison.

Alchem pex. But the point

is, it's a blip. You can't allow

it to destroy your lives. I think it

already has. Win him back. Apologise,

grovel. Tried all that. Well, try again.

Don't just sit there and accept defeat.

Do whatever it takes. Promise him the

world, but don't lose him. Claire.

Don't lose him.

All right. Chicken okay?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Better. Lucy,

there's a coffee there for you.

I'm sorry to land on you. Didn't know

where else to go.

How could they do this to you?

Will you leave her permanently? We're only

just married.

Some women don't know when they've got a

good one, do they?

Make us some food.

Sit down.

How bad is it? Yes, it is. Claim it

last, Mitch. The nationals are going to

have a field day.

Been stacking up. Do you know what they're

going on about, Mitch? The person your

sister had sex with. The child. He called

the show weeks back asking advice about

his teacher. And you suggested you should

try sleeping with her. I wouldn't do that.

Tell him. Let me

refresh your memory. Only problem

is, Mitch, when I said she was a teacher,

what I didn't tell you was she's my

teacher. So you're one of her pupils?

That's right. Teacher's pet.

Well, my advice would be the same. Go for

it, mate. Go for it. I urge you to say sex

education should have a practical element.

We can't be responsible for every idiot

that calls into the show. It's

entertainment. We don't expect them to go

and act on it. Especially with my sister.

The board think differently. As doubtless

will broadcasting standards. So what

happens next? We need to consider your

position. Meaning? Meaning the incident is

under internal investigation. Meaning if

this turns to shit, you and Woody carry

the can.

I'm your best presenter. This radio

station is absolutely nothing without me.

That's all. Thank you.

Anything else in my life you want to ruin.

What do you want?

Right, you've seen me, now piss off.

How's Jack? Fine.

Woody, there's things that I need to say.

Things we need to talk about. I'm about to

lose my job.

I'm gonna lose everything. Why? What's

happened?

All our lives have gone shit shaped.

What's the unifying factor? Mitch Moore.

I know you hate me. Would you? For the

affair, for Mitch, in the speech. Claire,

the only things I want to discuss are the

house and Jack. I'm going to instruct a

solicitor, but I don't want us tearing

strips off each other. Please don't want

your mum to suffer so she can see Jack.

Don't say it's over. We can make sole

custody. I'll say sorry for the rest of my

life, but you have to want to hear it.

This is all because you want your son

back. No.

I want you back.

Just say there's hope. As long as there's

hope, there's a chance. How can I do that,

Claire? How can I promise that? Because as

long as he's around, I'm always going to

be wondering, fearing the worst. Every

text message, every late night drink. And

I can't live like that, Claire. I can't

live like that.

Standard burger. Sex teacher

arrested, murdered.

Standard night edition. DJ tells cuko the

bed sister. Standard John

in Elephant and Castle. Talk to me, bro.

I'm 14. Mitch, can I shag your sister?

Funny guy, line three. Robin Queensway.

What's happening, my friend? Oh, yeah. I

want to talk to you about sex education.

Mitchell. Do you think the head should be

involved or is that going down?

Carl on line four. It's descending into

chaos. It's Carol. And I just like to say

that I think your sister. Disgust. Goes

trainers. What's going on? You're losing

control. I run this show. Correction, I

run it. Pet the call of any idiots, get

rid of them. You call some friends, have

them call in with questions. If you can't

find any, do it yourself. Where are you

going? Sit down.

Hey. How's my favourite man? The whole

world. Hey, baby. Just come on.

There's an expression in business, the

bridging format. It's usually applied when

you're moving from one system to another.

And this is the interim period. You

understand?

I think in life, sometimes people can

be like that. Bridging between the old and

the new. Right? And that's me. No, no,

no, it's me.

Ali. You're an amazing girl.

Woman. Sorry. And we have an amazing time

together. You're funny, attractive,

quirky, you know, at the sinks. You're

dumping me? No, I'm not dumping you. Oh,

don't dump me, Harry. Please don't dump

me. I am not. I'm not dumping you. Well,

then what? I'm 20 years older than you.

All the things that you want to do, I've

done them. What things? Weddings and

houses and babies. I just want you.

For now. But eventually you want more.

It's inevitable. What if I don't?

Andy? No. Okay. What if I just

want to be happy and

in love and feel sexy and confident for

the first time in my life? What if that is

enough? All I'm saying is don't make plans

because I've lived 2.4 children and now I

just want to be me again.

But I ordered. You should have

ordered a younger model,

Charlotte. That's good, guy.

You're on the front cover of the standard.

I've got press around here day and night,

bombarding us with questions, calling you

all sorts. Sex offender. May as

well call you paedophile. You screwed

your life. You've screwed my life.

Because I know what they're thinking.

What's up with him for his wife to go and

do that? What sort of a man must he be?

And I don't know the answer.

Why did you marry me, Scott?

Did you even love me? Of course I loved

you. Still do. We could have had kids.

We could have had a family.

That would have meant you growing up in

sort of idling through life, hoping

everything will just be all right. You

shagger schoolboy.

Yeah.

You know something? I'm gonna keep the

baby. Because let's face it, you're never

gonna give me one, are you?

It's right. Just turn away. Pretend it

isn't happening. Why don't you go back to

your squirrels where you're happiest?

Don't shit on my dreams. What dreams? You

just flow through life to avoid an Edin

that requires commitment. You know, you

got a daughter who loves you. What you do,

you just moan about her, resent her. She

was a mistake. Half the bloody world of

mistakes. You just gotta get on with it.

I'm a shit dad, girls. I can't do

it. Maybe I'm not programme right, but I'm

just not that sort of bloke.

You're gonna have to be.

It's gonna put me away.

I just wanted you.

5 seconds.

Mitch Moore after dark dj

told pupil to bed sister talk show host in

sex scandal. Lessons in love.

What the hell's he doing? They've all had

their pound of flesh, the red tops, the

holy than thou journalists who never do

anything wrong. Meanwhile,

the real crime, it gets unreported, it

gets undiscussed.

You see, they've actually got the whole

story wrong. I've done

something far worse.

Something unforgivable.

I've come between two people that really

love each other.

Somehow we never really learn our lessons.

We risk everything for that moment of

pleasure. It makes us crazy,

it makes us shine. It makes us do things

that we never thought we would. So when

people hear that this is going to be my

last ever show, I want

them to know it's not because of some sex.

Scandalous is because I really need

to give space to love.

Without me around, maybe.

Maybe in time the wound can heal.

So this is it, good people. No more calls,

no more chat. I'm taking my leave and I'm

hitting the road to start a brand new

journey. It's been a hell of a ride.

But the time has come to say adios amigos.

Thanks for everything.

You've been great and I'll

miss you.

I take full responsibility. It was my

decision. No one else is to blame for what

I said on there.

Here's one I took of my brother.

Here's one I took with my dad. Here's the

one I took of Elvis. Here's the one where

the dogs mad.

There's the one that got away. Here's

everything I longed for. Here's peace

nearest hate. And here's the one I was

looking for. And you hold light,

image, place on a king

for us to see. Turn it over

cause it's not a place, it's a change.

Here's Mary, here's Trevor,

here's Lucas, here is John. I don't

know why I show you who these people are.

Do you know why? And I'd like to tear them

up and chuck out all the pieces Hitler

in this box like over now wish

it can you hold again

away for us it's

not a be change.