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迪迪漢默股市新聞
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美股創新高但交易清淡
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指數不斷攀升
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但今天漲幅不大
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道瓊上漲0.09%，收在22662點
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那斯達克上漲0.04%…
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嚇我一跳，你為什麼坐著？
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助聽器！
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什麼？ - 助聽器又不同步了
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我聽得很清楚
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又不同步了
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你的助聽器
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薇歐蕾
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叫茱莉亞不要把她的文青包亂丟
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聽到沒？
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你今天好反常
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薇歐蕾！
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又不同步了，薇歐蕾！
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叫茱莉亞不要把她的文青包亂丟
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聽到沒？ - 你一如往常
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該死！
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我的老天啊
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先生！
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我沒事！
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你還好嗎？
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我說了我沒事！
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我沒事
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我妹婿說完這句話一小時就歸天了
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早安
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早安，瓦普勒先生
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早安，瓦普勒先生
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早安，弗蘿，妮可
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到目前為止你們都是追隨者
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你們找我來上課是為了成為…領導者
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怎樣才能成為領導者？
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把競爭對手降低到我們的位置
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也就是失敗者
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我真看不慣你的地毯
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兩個錯誤
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當我們談及
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「企圖心」這奇特的字
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腦海最先浮現的漫畫人物
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包括銀行家
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股票交易員、馬克宏總統…
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無可避免的裁員
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（獎金）
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這可不能兒戲
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我是今年演說比賽的評審之一
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幫我個忙
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沒幽默感？怕生？害羞？
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憂鬱？別報名，別浪費我們時間
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多謝大家
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給你15分鐘
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我想跟您共事，我追隨您的事業…
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很多年，您總是走在很前面
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給你15分鐘
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好
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謝謝，祝你今天愉快，資料夾別忘了
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LX2
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未來
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設計感、舒適、奢華
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百分之百電動車
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下個月日內瓦見
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回電給馬勒先生，這是號碼
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還有…
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我無法幫你
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不，老兄
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那就算了
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老闆
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有訪客在等你
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誰？
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你女兒
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她要幹嘛？
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我不知道
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你跑來這幹嘛？
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我有話跟你說
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不能在家說嗎？
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我們兩週沒見到面了
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好吧，來
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好，你說吧
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等等，抱歉
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是，歐荷？
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不，頂多半小時
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好，謝謝
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抱歉，你要說什麼？
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客座演講，還有演說比賽評審？
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我無法拒絕啊
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你明知道我會報名 - 那又怎樣？
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那又怎樣！
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爸爸是評審，我就不能參賽！
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你是跟你媽姓，沒錯吧？
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所以完全沒問題
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大家好
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你好，瑪汀
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各位好
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很好，流線感十足
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確定一下這曲線，尚皮耶
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是，歐荷？
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不，那些混蛋！
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這什麼？
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我再打給你
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（辭呈）
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等等
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等等！
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來
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來我辦公室談
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他們不看好電動車
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但你就是雇用我研發電動車
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你還記得吧？研發了三年！
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給我一點時間 - 現在不推就太遲了
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別又落後對手，現在就發新聞稿
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我不能自己一個人決定
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你是大股東，你能決定
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發正式新聞稿
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否則我在日內瓦發表的會是辭職新聞
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而不是你的車
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我要發新聞稿
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「百分之百高級電動車在日內瓦亮相」
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LX2，用原格式打好寄出
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立刻寄
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你從不說謝謝？
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從不！
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我們要遲到了
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還在睡 - 叫醒他，否則他會發火！
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先生？
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史林！
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先生？
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叫救護車 - 好
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先生！
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先生！
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有緊急狀況
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掛電話
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掛掉
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是我老闆！
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我只是暈倒
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掛斷，我沒事
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我扶你
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我沒事
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走吧
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快遲到了
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我取消，你需要休息
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等我死了再休息
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快來！
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停車
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停車！
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是，先生
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開吧！快開！
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你搞什麼…
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你還好嗎？
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不太好
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發生了什麼事？
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我父親中風
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也許沒你想的那麼糟
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別擔心
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他們不讓你見他？
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我能見他，可是…
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要我陪你去嗎？
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好嗎？
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來吧
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沒事的
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你父親叫什麼名字？
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亞蘭瓦普勒 - 亞蘭瓦普勒
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你先在這等一下
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我馬上回來，好嗎？
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謝謝
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文森
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你知道瓦普勒住哪一間病房？
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我知道
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告訴我啊
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誰在問？
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我啊
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她是誰？
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他女兒
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你確定？
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確定啊
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你怎麼回事？
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他們叫我來擋記者
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她年紀很小
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搞不好是部落客
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他住幾號房？
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總統套房
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真的？ - 真的
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他何方神聖？
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汽車公司的
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執行長！
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小姐 - 大人物喔
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別擔心 - 待會見
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甜心
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你還好嗎？
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進去看爸爸吧
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真高興你們倆能來
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放著，我來就好
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沒關係，我想洗
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你爸特地為你去貝德餐廳外帶
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他的燉小牛肉無人能敵
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謝謝，爸
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我在你冰箱放了三盒東西
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我在控制體重！
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今早才買的！
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我剛說的你當沒聽到
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吃這才不會胖
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是啊，這全是糖，OK的
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這巴黎買不到，對吧？
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你們想知道我打電話了沒？
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我還沒打
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慢慢來
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才過幾天而已
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對吧，克羅德？
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你好，瓦普勒先生
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我叫文森，我是你的護理師
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你人在醫院，感覺還好嗎？
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我來解釋一下
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你中風後昏迷了三天
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別擔心，聽起來很可怕
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但你恢復得很好
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你的司機火速載你過來
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否則會嚴重許多，中風是分秒必爭的
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恭喜你用了一個好司機
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你知道中風是什麼嗎？
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很好
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你已恢復一些力氣了
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我們將讓你留院觀察幾天
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然後你就能回家了，好嗎？
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你可能暫時不能玩滑板
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但過幾週就可以了，這樣行嗎？
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好，就當你同意
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我們完全聽不懂
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襪子
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頭髮高興
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吃音樂
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加報紙蛋
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加報紙蛋
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替鞋子裡的光拿橘子和沙發
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綠色夜晚的森巴舞
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綠夜森巴舞…
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他完全瘋了
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屋子裡沒有愛人聚集夜
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我們什麼都聽不懂
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山羊為何大聲將好酒裝桶？
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這屋頂跑得像蝨子
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圓頂紫丁香在動搖…
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我們聽不懂
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她為何喜悅？
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她為何喜悅？
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這屋頂跑得像蝨子
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圓頂紫丁香在動搖…
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我們聽不懂
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她為何喜悅？
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她為何喜悅？
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你明天不能回去上班
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無何？
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為何？因為你需要休息！
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他們枕天都這樣說
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你連話都說不好
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虎說
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胡說
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什麼？
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沒事
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00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:15,786
我要除院
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你必須休息
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我屎了再休息
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你去哪？
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找蟻生
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你搞
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我要箋出院書然後肥家
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可能不太行
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你以為泥速隨？蟻生判公室在哪？
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什麼？ - 蟻生判公室在哪？
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醫生辦公室在左手邊
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不，左邊
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他們沒你那麼幸運
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茱莉亞？
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我需要帶身分證件嗎？
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好
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謝謝
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週四見
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再見
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哈囉
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你好，瓦普勒先生
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我要肥家
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你好，瓦普勒先生
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我叫珍，我是你的語言治療師
283
00:21:14,786 --> 00:21:16,035
今天感覺如何？
284
00:21:16,036 --> 00:21:18,785
灰常好，我要泥開這
285
00:21:18,786 --> 00:21:20,160
跟你的醫生說
286
00:21:20,161 --> 00:21:23,868
在那之前我們先做能力評估測驗
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00:21:23,869 --> 00:21:24,786
好嗎？
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我有宣擇嗎？ - 沒有
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手錶
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00:21:30,619 --> 00:21:31,578
標面
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00:21:32,244 --> 00:21:33,453
喵針
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直升居
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卜萄
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「一閃一閃亮晶晶」
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週一
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週二
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週酸
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一
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屋
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手錶
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標面
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00:21:55,578 --> 00:21:56,911
喵針
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00:21:58,286 --> 00:22:01,203
「一閃一閃亮晶晶」
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00:22:03,161 --> 00:22:04,203
「滿…」
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00:22:05,703 --> 00:22:07,619
「天都是小心心」
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00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,953
「掛在田上晃光明」
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我不悔了
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00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:23,328
說實話我們有很多復健工作要做
309
00:22:23,619 --> 00:22:25,661
你喪失絕大部分的語言能力
310
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:29,618
只要你好好休息，保持耐性
311
00:22:29,619 --> 00:22:31,161
努力復健就能恢復到近百分之百
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00:22:31,578 --> 00:22:34,244
首先，你知道中風是什麼嗎？
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中風是腦部血管
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因血塊而堵塞
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造成腦出血並阻礙神經傳導
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00:22:44,328 --> 00:22:47,953
你的狀況是語言和記憶區受影響
317
00:22:47,994 --> 00:22:50,160
每天的症狀會不同
318
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,993
視你的疲勞程度與情緒而定
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00:22:52,994 --> 00:22:55,744
前一天可能好轉，隔天卻變糟
320
00:22:56,203 --> 00:23:00,161
唯有靠語言治療才能恢復說話能力
321
00:23:00,369 --> 00:23:04,369
治療目標是建立新連結，就像修馬路
322
00:23:05,161 --> 00:23:06,743
你需要繞道而行
323
00:23:06,744 --> 00:23:08,577
會到達目的地，只是要多花時間
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廠小星星什麼用也迷有！
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00:23:11,828 --> 00:23:13,535
你在郎費我的俗間
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我要肥房間
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那他嬤的白疵在哪？
328
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:17,828
白癡在這
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00:23:19,703 --> 00:23:20,703
我們找吧
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我們走
331
00:23:23,911 --> 00:23:25,286
明天見，瓦普勒先生
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還很遠嗎？ - 我想就在前面
333
00:23:37,536 --> 00:23:38,703
你不跟我去？
334
00:23:38,994 --> 00:23:41,036
你自己去比較好，親愛的
335
00:23:51,244 --> 00:23:54,786
（婦產科診所）
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00:24:11,411 --> 00:24:12,286
好
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00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,203
你預產期何時？
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00:24:15,911 --> 00:24:16,786
什麼？
339
00:24:17,953 --> 00:24:19,493
你沒…
340
00:24:19,494 --> 00:24:20,660
沒有
341
00:24:20,661 --> 00:24:22,202
是，因為我…
342
00:24:22,203 --> 00:24:23,036
沒關係
343
00:24:23,953 --> 00:24:27,161
好，這是你的領養文件
344
00:24:27,536 --> 00:24:28,994
你準備好了嗎？ - 是
345
00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:30,869
可能什麼都沒有 - 我知道
346
00:24:34,328 --> 00:24:35,953
讓你獨處吧
347
00:24:56,828 --> 00:25:00,078
（父母權利放棄聲明）
348
00:25:00,994 --> 00:25:03,536
（具結人娜西瑪德古恩小姐）
349
00:25:03,786 --> 00:25:05,786
（家庭服務）
350
00:25:05,953 --> 00:25:08,953
（我的孩子，6月27日出生）
351
00:25:18,828 --> 00:25:21,953
（電話號碼16160424325）
352
00:25:44,244 --> 00:25:45,285
你確定你能走路？
353
00:25:45,286 --> 00:25:45,953
可以！
354
00:25:45,954 --> 00:25:47,119
一切都混好
355
00:25:48,494 --> 00:25:50,703
別擔心，媒體完全沒報
356
00:25:51,328 --> 00:25:54,243
你為何子派伊格爾當副總菜？
357
00:25:54,244 --> 00:25:55,494
我不信扔他
358
00:25:56,286 --> 00:25:58,036
那傢伙很危嫌，相信我
359
00:25:59,203 --> 00:26:00,743
日內瓦車展你真應付得來？
360
00:26:00,744 --> 00:26:02,036
想信我
361
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:05,952
待會見，我得去見心理變態
362
00:26:05,953 --> 00:26:06,869
心理變態？
363
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,578
她很迷戀秒針
364
00:26:10,994 --> 00:26:12,119
秒針！
365
00:26:12,828 --> 00:26:14,869
我想起來了！那叫秒針！
366
00:26:15,453 --> 00:26:17,952
我絕對能狗自己走！ - 不
367
00:26:17,953 --> 00:26:20,410
你完全不能狗自己走，來吧
368
00:26:20,411 --> 00:26:22,869
他升氣是因為我叫他蠢蛋
369
00:26:23,369 --> 00:26:27,160
性慾過剩是卵弱的象徵
370
00:26:27,161 --> 00:26:28,328
好，來吧
371
00:26:28,911 --> 00:26:31,203
我帶了這給你 - 謝謝，你豪
372
00:26:33,411 --> 00:26:35,243
能推滿一點嗎？ - 不行
373
00:26:35,244 --> 00:26:36,536
推滿一點！
374
00:27:05,369 --> 00:27:10,578
您撥的電話是空號
375
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,453
今天真熱鬧啊
376
00:27:22,411 --> 00:27:23,536
很煩人吧？
377
00:27:26,036 --> 00:27:28,411
你是汽車專家，我們過得去嗎？
378
00:27:30,744 --> 00:27:34,453
假如你在正確時機夾速，應該能臣功
379
00:27:34,869 --> 00:27:36,286
那你當我的副駕駛
380
00:27:37,494 --> 00:27:38,953
聽你的號令
381
00:27:39,244 --> 00:27:40,328
預備北
382
00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:41,619
我準備好了
383
00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:42,828
衝吧！
384
00:27:45,203 --> 00:27:47,577
灰常好
385
00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:48,494
差點撞到
386
00:27:48,953 --> 00:27:50,661
行了！ - 灰常好！
387
00:27:55,494 --> 00:27:56,286
相信我！
388
00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:00,535
小心！
389
00:28:00,536 --> 00:28:01,411
沒問題啦
390
00:28:03,661 --> 00:28:04,369
沒問題啦！
391
00:28:04,578 --> 00:28:05,369
我會趴
392
00:28:06,578 --> 00:28:07,869
來吧！
393
00:28:09,328 --> 00:28:11,328
我會趴，我會趴
394
00:28:17,411 --> 00:28:18,869
門沒關上
395
00:28:20,828 --> 00:28:21,744
我走了
396
00:28:26,453 --> 00:28:27,411
關門
397
00:28:29,953 --> 00:28:31,661
等我一下
398
00:28:36,328 --> 00:28:37,453
要疵嗎？
399
00:28:37,619 --> 00:28:39,453
不，謝了，我不餓
400
00:28:40,494 --> 00:28:42,994
真妙，那我家鄉特產，我從小吃到大
401
00:28:43,453 --> 00:28:44,494
看不粗來
402
00:28:44,953 --> 00:28:46,161
因為…？
403
00:28:47,953 --> 00:28:49,786
我在貝桑松長大
404
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:51,244
我也是
405
00:28:51,661 --> 00:28:53,369
外表會騙人
406
00:28:54,411 --> 00:28:57,911
我得回去傷班，讓我粗院 - 不行
407
00:28:58,953 --> 00:29:01,035
行不通，院方有規定
408
00:29:01,036 --> 00:29:02,953
我們還有很多復健工作要做
409
00:29:03,119 --> 00:29:04,328
罷託啦
410
00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:07,703
手錶
411
00:29:08,536 --> 00:29:09,578
標面
412
00:29:10,161 --> 00:29:11,286
喵針
413
00:29:12,703 --> 00:29:14,203
我縮過了
414
00:29:14,369 --> 00:29:16,619
若你忘了某個字怎麼說就另外想辦法
415
00:29:17,161 --> 00:29:19,578
例如另一種語言，字彙聯想
416
00:29:19,828 --> 00:29:22,036
你可以聯想馬
417
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:24,369
奔跑的馬叫做…
418
00:29:26,036 --> 00:29:27,036
快馬？
419
00:29:27,619 --> 00:29:28,578
接近了
420
00:29:28,953 --> 00:29:30,119
跑稍微慢一點
421
00:29:32,328 --> 00:29:33,203
妙
422
00:29:36,744 --> 00:29:37,744
妙針！
423
00:29:39,036 --> 00:29:40,619
妙針
424
00:29:41,619 --> 00:29:42,869
快馬，妙針
425
00:29:43,578 --> 00:29:44,828
妙針
426
00:29:58,661 --> 00:29:59,953
哈囉 - 你好嗎？
427
00:30:03,036 --> 00:30:04,285
要吃嗎？巧克力
428
00:30:04,286 --> 00:30:05,994
我不吃甜食
429
00:30:07,744 --> 00:30:09,743
一切可好？
430
00:30:09,744 --> 00:30:10,578
很好
431
00:30:13,036 --> 00:30:13,869
你認識哈洛嗎？
432
00:30:14,536 --> 00:30:15,453
哈洛？
433
00:30:15,454 --> 00:30:16,494
我的滑板
434
00:30:18,036 --> 00:30:19,661
哈洛，她是珍
435
00:30:20,119 --> 00:30:21,119
幸會
436
00:30:21,661 --> 00:30:22,494
他很高興認識你
437
00:30:24,203 --> 00:30:26,536
你…閉嘴！
438
00:30:27,244 --> 00:30:28,953
好啦，我會問她
439
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,410
抱歉，他想問能不能載你兜風
440
00:30:31,411 --> 00:30:32,619
不了 - 不要？
441
00:30:32,786 --> 00:30:34,911
謝謝 - 好
442
00:30:36,744 --> 00:30:37,911
她拒絕了
443
00:30:51,953 --> 00:30:54,910
我說會到你家幫你治療是因為上頭吩咐
444
00:30:54,911 --> 00:30:57,160
我是語言治療師，不是居家護理師
445
00:30:57,161 --> 00:31:01,702
你有沒有替她想過！連續中風兩次
446
00:31:01,703 --> 00:31:05,036
全天候照顧你這種人，你真沒責任感！
447
00:31:11,619 --> 00:31:12,453
她是…
448
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:13,661
心理變態
449
00:31:13,953 --> 00:31:15,618
全天候照顧什麼意思？
450
00:31:15,619 --> 00:31:19,285
沒事，他們喜歡做很多預防措屎
451
00:31:19,286 --> 00:31:20,036
走吧
452
00:31:43,994 --> 00:31:45,285
這怎麼回事？
453
00:31:45,286 --> 00:31:47,369
我要在這辦公
454
00:31:47,703 --> 00:31:49,786
你是認真的？你完全沒提！
455
00:31:57,744 --> 00:31:59,118
誰的夠？
456
00:31:59,119 --> 00:32:02,327
牠叫山姆，牠是…
457
00:32:02,328 --> 00:32:03,828
牠的主人是…
458
00:32:05,203 --> 00:32:05,994
誰啊？
459
00:32:19,161 --> 00:32:20,243
你好，老闆
460
00:32:20,244 --> 00:32:21,410
你氣色真好
461
00:32:21,411 --> 00:32:22,828
再見，女士
462
00:32:23,911 --> 00:32:25,119
這些需要你的…
463
00:32:36,578 --> 00:32:38,161
再見，女士 - 你好，先生
464
00:33:04,661 --> 00:33:05,578
老闆？
465
00:33:05,579 --> 00:33:06,744
老闆，你能不能…
466
00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:16,161
能帶我慘觀一下這房子嗎？
467
00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:17,828
真的假的？
468
00:33:18,036 --> 00:33:19,786
我有點米路了
469
00:33:20,244 --> 00:33:22,994
好，快一點，我要上課
470
00:33:23,828 --> 00:33:24,953
這是你的房間
471
00:33:30,536 --> 00:33:32,119
我真有挑理
472
00:33:32,828 --> 00:33:34,286
其實是強迫症
473
00:33:41,328 --> 00:33:42,411
這是我的房間
474
00:34:01,411 --> 00:34:02,703
（政治哲學要素）
475
00:34:04,494 --> 00:34:06,203
（聖雅各朝聖之路）
476
00:34:11,244 --> 00:34:12,078
（比賽）
477
00:34:12,079 --> 00:34:13,703
我得走了
478
00:34:15,036 --> 00:34:15,994
來
479
00:34:25,203 --> 00:34:26,410
這間是什麼？
480
00:34:26,411 --> 00:34:28,828
沒人用的房間，來吧
481
00:35:01,953 --> 00:35:03,036
快來吧！
482
00:35:06,953 --> 00:35:07,911
來
483
00:35:32,328 --> 00:35:35,744
抱歉，我真的需要你簽這些…
484
00:35:44,036 --> 00:35:45,328
你需要什麼嗎，先生？
485
00:35:47,244 --> 00:35:48,911
你在這乾嘛？
486
00:35:50,203 --> 00:35:51,203
等你
487
00:35:51,703 --> 00:35:53,828
你不能在這呆等一枕天
488
00:35:54,244 --> 00:35:55,578
這就是我每天的工作
489
00:35:57,244 --> 00:35:58,286
肥家去
490
00:35:58,703 --> 00:35:59,619
什麼？
491
00:36:00,244 --> 00:36:01,494
肥家去
492
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:03,744
你確定？
493
00:36:04,369 --> 00:36:05,786
肥家！
494
00:36:06,911 --> 00:36:09,369
好，謝謝先生，明天見
495
00:36:15,119 --> 00:36:15,828
我去上課
496
00:36:16,286 --> 00:36:17,328
晚上現
497
00:36:17,953 --> 00:36:19,036
晚上見
498
00:36:39,661 --> 00:36:43,993
我先報告一下去年日內瓦車展的情形
499
00:36:43,994 --> 00:36:48,702
過去三年的參觀人數不斷減少
500
00:36:48,703 --> 00:36:50,036
有數個原因
501
00:36:50,619 --> 00:36:53,328
第一是我們未發表重要新車款
502
00:36:53,494 --> 00:36:56,035
且面對現實，我們媒體公關做很差
503
00:36:56,036 --> 00:36:59,618
其次是之前柴油引擎出問題
504
00:36:59,619 --> 00:37:03,119
導致消費者對我們的不信任和負面觀感
505
00:37:03,286 --> 00:37:05,286
好，我們今年必須…
506
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:29,911
圖尼耶小姐來了
507
00:37:31,411 --> 00:37:33,244
誰？ - 你的語言治療師
508
00:37:33,619 --> 00:37:34,744
圖尼耶小姐
509
00:37:35,036 --> 00:37:36,036
請她瞪一下
510
00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:48,744
（娜西瑪德古恩）
511
00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:52,660
他馬上來 - 我不能等了
512
00:37:52,661 --> 00:37:54,410
抱歉，他通常很準時
513
00:37:54,411 --> 00:37:55,828
我不等了
514
00:38:31,369 --> 00:38:32,411
怎麼了？
515
00:38:33,453 --> 00:38:34,369
沒事
516
00:38:34,619 --> 00:38:35,494
你還好嗎？
517
00:38:36,244 --> 00:38:37,369
很好
518
00:38:39,411 --> 00:38:40,536
那…
519
00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:42,536
晚安
520
00:39:01,953 --> 00:39:03,118
伊格爾
521
00:39:03,119 --> 00:39:05,786
在座的各位，今天先到這
522
00:39:07,203 --> 00:39:08,203
跟我來？
523
00:39:11,911 --> 00:39:14,369
哈囉，明天見
524
00:39:14,869 --> 00:39:16,036
我們能談談嗎？
525
00:39:17,869 --> 00:39:19,869
該死…
526
00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:31,661
你知道你都把「再見」說成「你好」？
527
00:39:32,744 --> 00:39:35,119
車展兩週後登場，你來得及嗎？
528
00:39:36,494 --> 00:39:38,411
你認識凱瑟琳？
529
00:39:41,369 --> 00:39:42,453
當然，我…
530
00:39:43,369 --> 00:39:44,578
我是你的伴郎
531
00:40:09,369 --> 00:40:11,285
他馬上來，明天見
532
00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:13,161
我不能再等了…
533
00:40:14,953 --> 00:40:16,244
好…
534
00:40:22,744 --> 00:40:25,328
他們把我當什麼…
535
00:40:26,536 --> 00:40:28,453
聽著，我可不是你的…
536
00:40:29,994 --> 00:40:30,911
先生？
537
00:40:31,744 --> 00:40:33,661
先生？
538
00:40:39,786 --> 00:40:40,786
我要叫救護車
539
00:40:42,036 --> 00:40:44,203
地址…
540
00:40:44,744 --> 00:40:47,161
掛短 - 我記不得了
541
00:40:47,369 --> 00:40:48,578
掛短
542
00:40:48,994 --> 00:40:50,619
我只是睡著了
543
00:40:51,036 --> 00:40:52,411
掛短
544
00:40:53,244 --> 00:40:55,411
我再去蟻院我就完蛋了
545
00:40:59,994 --> 00:41:01,036
掛短
546
00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:04,327
這樣行不通
547
00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:05,703
我睡著了
548
00:41:05,911 --> 00:41:08,118
我叫你好好休養，我有沒有說？
549
00:41:08,119 --> 00:41:09,869
我需要你
550
00:41:15,494 --> 00:41:19,286
我需要在兩週內毀復正常
551
00:41:20,578 --> 00:41:22,493
我必須為日內娃準備好
552
00:41:22,494 --> 00:41:23,578
什麼？
553
00:41:23,994 --> 00:41:26,161
日內娃起車展
554
00:41:26,911 --> 00:41:28,744
你不綁我我就亡蛋了
555
00:41:31,203 --> 00:41:34,619
別這樣，我不是魔術師而是語言治療師
556
00:41:37,494 --> 00:41:39,453
我需要你幫忙愛我
557
00:41:41,161 --> 00:41:42,494
秋秋你
558
00:41:57,494 --> 00:41:58,619
哈囉
559
00:41:59,203 --> 00:42:01,577
請跟你的語言治療師好好復健
560
00:42:01,578 --> 00:42:03,411
我今天不做治療
561
00:42:03,578 --> 00:42:06,036
剛認識有點冷漠但她其實人很好
562
00:42:07,036 --> 00:42:09,702
他剛失去他妻子 - 媽的
563
00:42:09,703 --> 00:42:12,577
在週六下午的百貨公司弄丟她
564
00:42:12,578 --> 00:42:16,202
服飾和電子產品大打折
565
00:42:16,203 --> 00:42:17,578
到處都是超值折扣品
566
00:42:18,328 --> 00:42:21,411
隱形人還挑人潮多時去真笨啊
567
00:42:22,286 --> 00:42:24,953
抱歉，先生，我今天不能幫你治療
568
00:42:25,953 --> 00:42:29,619
他請你不要吼，他只是隱形，沒聾
569
00:42:29,786 --> 00:42:32,952
請他幫我提這個 - 他說好
570
00:42:32,953 --> 00:42:34,328
多謝，先生
571
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:36,119
對，他沒聾
572
00:42:36,369 --> 00:42:37,411
好，我們走
573
00:42:38,036 --> 00:42:41,161
小心頭，他生病時喜歡頭上腳下地坐
574
00:42:42,244 --> 00:42:44,036
好，等一下，我來問
575
00:42:44,411 --> 00:42:47,244
抱歉，他一直催我要你的手機號碼
576
00:42:47,661 --> 00:42:48,578
要我號碼幹嘛？
577
00:42:49,453 --> 00:42:50,619
說得也是
578
00:42:50,828 --> 00:42:53,119
你要她的號碼幹嘛？
579
00:42:54,369 --> 00:42:57,743
對，要跟你約時間，因為你…
580
00:42:57,744 --> 00:42:59,119
對
581
00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:03,035
你讓他遺忘了隱形太太
582
00:43:03,036 --> 00:43:04,036
真的？ - 真的
583
00:43:06,994 --> 00:43:08,535
你好 - 你好，史林
584
00:43:08,536 --> 00:43:09,785
小夥子你好 - 你好
585
00:43:09,786 --> 00:43:10,369
幫你拿？
586
00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:11,786
謝謝 - 不客氣
587
00:43:13,036 --> 00:43:14,036
你要去哪？
588
00:43:15,161 --> 00:43:15,911
工作
589
00:43:15,912 --> 00:43:17,661
厲害了，搭優步上班
590
00:43:19,703 --> 00:43:20,578
明天見
591
00:43:21,036 --> 00:43:21,869
掰
592
00:43:23,161 --> 00:43:25,410
所以手機號碼…不行嗎？
593
00:43:25,411 --> 00:43:28,619
先生，0613281551！
594
00:43:30,036 --> 00:43:31,286
文森，兄弟
595
00:43:32,453 --> 00:43:33,453
要抽菸嗎？
596
00:43:33,453 --> 00:43:34,369
等等
597
00:43:34,370 --> 00:43:36,702
你好嗎？ - 等等，0637…
598
00:43:36,703 --> 00:43:38,243
抽一根？ - 等等啦！
599
00:43:38,244 --> 00:43:40,618
371528…
600
00:43:40,619 --> 00:43:41,953
36！
601
00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:43,410
她說36嗎？
602
00:43:43,411 --> 00:43:44,828
不，我的幸運號碼
603
00:43:45,036 --> 00:43:46,910
我才不鳥你的幸運號碼
604
00:43:46,911 --> 00:43:47,911
你不是要簽樂透？
605
00:43:52,369 --> 00:43:56,369
搞級電動車的失場佔有率…
606
00:43:56,953 --> 00:43:59,785
搞級電動車的失場佔有率…
607
00:43:59,786 --> 00:44:00,911
已從…
608
00:44:01,744 --> 00:44:03,869
百分之5.7上展…
609
00:44:05,244 --> 00:44:06,703
從頭再來
610
00:44:07,661 --> 00:44:11,660
搞級電動車的失場佔有率…
611
00:44:11,661 --> 00:44:14,993
在五年內已從…
612
00:44:14,994 --> 00:44:17,494
百分之5.7上展到6.2
613
00:44:18,536 --> 00:44:22,953
最搞展幅…
614
00:44:24,578 --> 00:44:26,660
我記不得了
615
00:44:26,661 --> 00:44:28,452
找另一個關聯字
616
00:44:28,453 --> 00:44:30,494
自由聯想或畫面
617
00:44:31,328 --> 00:44:33,994
舉例來說，面積很大的國家
618
00:44:37,203 --> 00:44:37,911
毛澤東？
619
00:44:40,536 --> 00:44:41,661
空手道？
620
00:44:43,536 --> 00:44:44,453
中國！
621
00:44:44,994 --> 00:44:45,911
中國！
622
00:44:45,912 --> 00:44:48,327
最搞展幅來自中國市場！
623
00:44:48,328 --> 00:44:51,910
但控手道源自日本，不是種國
624
00:44:51,911 --> 00:44:53,160
你能聯想到就好
625
00:44:53,161 --> 00:44:55,494
都在亞洲，都一樣
626
00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:57,619
噗一樣
627
00:44:58,578 --> 00:45:00,786
而且不是控手道，是空手道
628
00:45:01,453 --> 00:45:02,453
不一樣
629
00:45:03,828 --> 00:45:04,661
再來一次？
630
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:07,036
最搞展… - 從頭來
631
00:45:08,244 --> 00:45:12,619
搞級電動車的失場佔有率
632
00:45:12,786 --> 00:45:16,869
五年內已從百分之5.7
633
00:45:17,203 --> 00:45:18,786
上展到6.2
634
00:45:19,328 --> 00:45:22,743
搞級電動車的失場佔有率
635
00:45:22,744 --> 00:45:24,411
已從百分之5.7…
636
00:45:27,911 --> 00:45:33,036
最搞展幅來自…
637
00:45:34,203 --> 00:45:35,244
中國市場
638
00:45:35,703 --> 00:45:38,202
最搞展幅來自中國市場
639
00:45:38,203 --> 00:45:40,660
再來一次 - 搞級電動車…
640
00:45:40,661 --> 00:45:44,286
市場占有率已從百分之5.7
641
00:45:45,286 --> 00:45:47,161
上展到6.2
642
00:45:47,619 --> 00:45:51,036
最高漲幅來自…
643
00:45:51,328 --> 00:45:52,494
我忘了
644
00:45:52,619 --> 00:45:53,994
來自…
645
00:45:55,036 --> 00:45:55,786
中國市場！
646
00:45:55,786 --> 00:45:56,494
非常好
647
00:45:57,578 --> 00:46:01,493
高級電動車的市場佔有率
648
00:46:01,494 --> 00:46:05,702
在五年內已從百分之5.7
649
00:46:05,703 --> 00:46:06,619
上漲到6.2
650
00:46:06,620 --> 00:46:08,994
最高漲幅來自…
651
00:46:09,786 --> 00:46:12,869
最高漲幅來自…
652
00:46:13,953 --> 00:46:15,035
中國市場！
653
00:46:15,036 --> 00:46:17,368
中國市場…
654
00:46:17,369 --> 00:46:18,453
在中國市場
655
00:46:18,953 --> 00:46:21,243
進口數量上漲十倍
656
00:46:21,244 --> 00:46:23,827
鞭利貼太讚了！
657
00:46:23,828 --> 00:46:27,036
太讚了，立刻讓我順利縮下去！
658
00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:29,911
我快累死了
659
00:46:30,703 --> 00:46:31,536
很棒
660
00:46:32,244 --> 00:46:33,286
要不要吼一杯？
661
00:46:34,494 --> 00:46:35,744
要不要吼一杯？
662
00:46:36,286 --> 00:46:38,453
好啊，很樂意
663
00:46:40,578 --> 00:46:42,328
喝完要繼續工作喔
664
00:46:44,786 --> 00:46:47,994
你喜歡偏眼燻味還是妮炭味？
665
00:46:48,369 --> 00:46:49,619
什麼東西？
666
00:46:50,411 --> 00:46:51,661
忌士威啊！
667
00:46:52,828 --> 00:46:54,036
我都加可樂
668
00:46:55,911 --> 00:46:59,785
而且你的狀況不宜飲酒
669
00:46:59,786 --> 00:47:01,619
你們蟻生真不樂活
670
00:47:02,369 --> 00:47:04,160
不是蟻生是醫生
671
00:47:04,161 --> 00:47:06,493
而且我是語言治療師
672
00:47:06,494 --> 00:47:10,703
所以語言治療師比蟻生更樂活？
673
00:47:11,494 --> 00:47:13,828
像你的同事那麼樂活？
674
00:47:14,328 --> 00:47:15,785
別說樂活了
675
00:47:15,786 --> 00:47:17,536
那個詞已經過時
676
00:47:18,953 --> 00:47:22,203
跟我去日內娃，我會更樂活
677
00:47:24,953 --> 00:47:26,036
罷託？
678
00:47:28,036 --> 00:47:29,203
我…
679
00:48:16,036 --> 00:48:18,536
我以為你會高興看到我來車站接你
680
00:48:19,869 --> 00:48:21,160
你好，小姐 - 你好
681
00:48:21,161 --> 00:48:22,285
載你去飯店？
682
00:48:22,286 --> 00:48:23,911
不，直接去車產
683
00:48:24,411 --> 00:48:26,203
你不要休息一下？ - 不用
684
00:48:27,203 --> 00:48:28,203
好吧
685
00:48:28,204 --> 00:48:29,994
要幫你拿嗎？ - 不，謝了
686
00:49:13,411 --> 00:49:14,411
他在那邊乾嘛？
687
00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:16,827
我以為… - 你搞錯了
688
00:49:16,828 --> 00:49:17,619
哈囉
689
00:49:18,494 --> 00:49:19,578
你滿意嗎？
690
00:49:20,286 --> 00:49:21,703
這次我想坐著開記者會
691
00:49:21,953 --> 00:49:23,952
珍和艾瑞克各坐我左右邊
692
00:49:23,953 --> 00:49:26,411
既然你來了，記者會就由你主持
693
00:49:27,578 --> 00:49:28,618
記者會取消了
694
00:49:28,619 --> 00:49:30,661
今年你只要發表新車
695
00:49:31,494 --> 00:49:32,161
什麼？
696
00:49:32,411 --> 00:49:34,244
我想到… - 我們不能冒險
697
00:49:36,328 --> 00:49:38,119
我只是…
698
00:49:50,911 --> 00:49:51,661
你要點什麼？
699
00:49:51,953 --> 00:49:53,036
不，謝謝
700
00:49:55,619 --> 00:49:56,953
你在乾嘛？
701
00:49:58,203 --> 00:50:01,036
房內的wifi費用都能搭飛機到紐約了
702
00:50:01,453 --> 00:50:02,868
你呢？
703
00:50:02,869 --> 00:50:04,868
我香要使壞
704
00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:06,243
怎樣使壞？
705
00:50:06,244 --> 00:50:08,036
非常壞！
706
00:50:13,578 --> 00:50:16,161
別跟我聊那種事
707
00:50:16,911 --> 00:50:20,493
他名叫竹鶴，25歲
708
00:50:20,494 --> 00:50:21,578
要廠廠嗎？
709
00:50:22,828 --> 00:50:23,494
什麼？
710
00:50:24,703 --> 00:50:26,244
我最愛的忌士威
711
00:50:27,286 --> 00:50:28,286
麻煩你
712
00:50:41,203 --> 00:50:42,911
真有趣，你竟然穿牛仔褲
713
00:50:43,036 --> 00:50:43,994
為什麼？
714
00:50:44,286 --> 00:50:46,785
我只是很難想像你穿牛仔褲
715
00:50:46,786 --> 00:50:47,994
末週呢？
716
00:50:48,453 --> 00:50:50,910
你週末會穿牛仔褲去逛街？
717
00:50:50,911 --> 00:50:51,911
爾偶啊
718
00:50:52,536 --> 00:50:54,578
真出我意料
719
00:50:55,703 --> 00:50:57,203
外表會扁人
720
00:50:57,536 --> 00:50:59,118
忌士威是由…
721
00:50:59,119 --> 00:51:00,744
百分之58的水製成
722
00:51:02,328 --> 00:51:06,702
為了達成最想理的40%酒精濃度
723
00:51:06,703 --> 00:51:09,035
一定要加水
724
00:51:09,036 --> 00:51:12,703
而且最想理是加製造時使用的水
725
00:51:12,911 --> 00:51:16,161
只要加一滴水，忌士威就醒了
726
00:51:16,828 --> 00:51:17,911
我說這些很無聊？
727
00:51:18,161 --> 00:51:20,703
完全不會，我喜歡聽你聊這些
728
00:51:21,703 --> 00:51:22,828
敬日內娃
729
00:51:23,161 --> 00:51:24,286
敬日內娃
730
00:51:30,036 --> 00:51:32,243
娜西瑪德穆恩？
731
00:51:32,244 --> 00:51:34,036
德古恩！
732
00:51:34,828 --> 00:51:35,619
她是誰？
733
00:51:35,619 --> 00:51:36,453
誰也不是
734
00:51:43,369 --> 00:51:45,619
她是把我生下就拋棄我的女人
735
00:51:49,828 --> 00:51:50,411
但我…
736
00:51:51,244 --> 00:51:53,161
永遠不會認識她，她留的號碼是空號
737
00:51:54,036 --> 00:51:55,828
也許我能幫你 - 不用
738
00:51:56,203 --> 00:51:58,119
我認識一些人 - 我不需要幫忙
739
00:51:59,036 --> 00:52:01,327
我女兒也老是說這居話
740
00:52:01,328 --> 00:52:02,703
你們倆會說話？
741
00:52:06,578 --> 00:52:07,828
對不起
742
00:52:13,786 --> 00:52:15,453
這是他們狂野的一面？
743
00:52:15,828 --> 00:52:19,994
全球汽車業最大咖都聚集在這了
744
00:52:20,369 --> 00:52:22,244
媽的，你一定無聊斃了
745
00:52:22,953 --> 00:52:25,577
我從沒見過這麼愛飆髒話的…
746
00:52:25,578 --> 00:52:27,036
心理變態
747
00:52:27,578 --> 00:52:30,160
我是心理變態？
748
00:52:30,161 --> 00:52:31,828
對，你的職業啊
749
00:52:32,494 --> 00:52:33,827
我看過很多心理變態
750
00:52:33,828 --> 00:52:37,036
但沒有一個像你這麼愛說髒話
751
00:52:38,786 --> 00:52:39,578
好吧
752
00:52:56,994 --> 00:52:58,035
各位先生女士
753
00:52:58,036 --> 00:53:00,661
請掌聲歡迎亞蘭瓦普勒先生
754
00:53:23,578 --> 00:53:26,536
各位先生女士，歡迎
755
00:53:27,619 --> 00:53:29,036
對我們來說
756
00:53:30,578 --> 00:53:31,661
今天是種要的一天
757
00:53:31,994 --> 00:53:33,953
我們公司的大日子
758
00:53:36,286 --> 00:53:39,911
今天我們做了一個重大床新
759
00:53:44,369 --> 00:53:45,994
重大創新
760
00:53:47,286 --> 00:53:48,661
關於…
761
00:53:51,578 --> 00:53:52,869
關於…
762
00:53:53,161 --> 00:53:55,744
起車的概念
763
00:53:58,328 --> 00:54:00,161
我們注意到
764
00:54:00,578 --> 00:54:03,494
高檔…
765
00:54:04,161 --> 00:54:05,703
電動車的
766
00:54:06,578 --> 00:54:08,119
市場占有率
767
00:54:09,286 --> 00:54:12,202
在五年內已從百分之5.7
768
00:54:12,203 --> 00:54:14,368
上漲到6.2
769
00:54:14,369 --> 00:54:16,161
最大展幅…
770
00:54:18,744 --> 00:54:20,661
最大漲幅
771
00:54:21,369 --> 00:54:22,661
來自…
772
00:54:24,328 --> 00:54:25,953
開發中國家
773
00:54:28,536 --> 00:54:30,494
最佳例子
774
00:54:31,578 --> 00:54:33,244
就是中國
775
00:54:39,869 --> 00:54:41,536
坐著有點擠
776
00:54:42,369 --> 00:54:44,868
別管那些數字了
777
00:54:44,869 --> 00:54:46,453
大家即將看到的新車款
778
00:54:47,286 --> 00:54:50,118
為我們與碧為汽車充電公司合作的
779
00:54:50,119 --> 00:54:51,911
LX2！
780
00:54:54,911 --> 00:54:58,369
各位先生女士，LX2！
781
00:55:18,619 --> 00:55:19,619
太棒了！
782
00:55:21,036 --> 00:55:21,994
謝謝
783
00:55:22,328 --> 00:55:23,244
太棒了！
784
00:55:24,786 --> 00:55:25,619
謝謝
785
00:55:36,953 --> 00:55:37,869
謝謝
786
00:55:39,661 --> 00:55:40,411
謝謝
787
00:56:05,869 --> 00:56:07,452
恭喜，先生
788
00:56:07,453 --> 00:56:08,869
這全要歸功於珍
789
00:56:09,411 --> 00:56:11,577
少了她我只會成為笑餅
790
00:56:11,578 --> 00:56:13,161
我們還有很多復健工作要做
791
00:56:13,744 --> 00:56:15,535
下週打給你約時間？
792
00:56:15,536 --> 00:56:16,453
太好了
793
00:56:17,036 --> 00:56:18,785
你好，珍，謝謝
794
00:56:18,786 --> 00:56:19,994
再見 - 多謝
795
00:56:37,036 --> 00:56:38,952
再見，弗蘿，你好嗎？
796
00:56:38,953 --> 00:56:39,994
你好，先生
797
00:56:41,119 --> 00:56:42,119
你好嗎？孩子們都好？
798
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,703
很好，謝謝
799
00:56:46,203 --> 00:56:47,285
再見，歐荷
800
00:56:47,286 --> 00:56:47,911
有人找我嗎？
801
00:56:47,912 --> 00:56:50,493
你好，先生，大家都恭喜你
802
00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:51,619
太棒了
803
00:56:52,203 --> 00:56:53,452
艾瑞克在你辦公室等你
804
00:56:53,453 --> 00:56:55,702
好，我們要請祝，你好
805
00:56:55,703 --> 00:56:56,453
你好
806
00:57:04,453 --> 00:57:05,119
你好
807
00:57:05,119 --> 00:57:05,994
再見
808
00:57:09,036 --> 00:57:11,953
我們上漲兩個百分點！
809
00:57:18,203 --> 00:57:20,786
你們有看到包紙包導吧？
810
00:57:21,494 --> 00:57:23,785
亞蘭，我們一直信任你
811
00:57:23,786 --> 00:57:24,453
對
812
00:57:24,454 --> 00:57:25,660
我們讓你自由發揮
813
00:57:25,661 --> 00:57:26,702
對
814
00:57:26,703 --> 00:57:27,994
我們只上漲兩個百分點
815
00:57:29,578 --> 00:57:31,703
沒人看好LX2
816
00:57:33,536 --> 00:57:34,952
你是夢想家
817
00:57:34,953 --> 00:57:36,577
這是真實的產業
818
00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:37,953
沒時間作夢
819
00:57:39,411 --> 00:57:42,203
你以為能以單單一個曲線改變汽車業？
820
00:57:43,578 --> 00:57:45,785
誰在乎你的曲線？
821
00:57:45,786 --> 00:57:49,494
那是憑空幻想的計畫
822
00:57:49,953 --> 00:57:51,244
一個概念
823
00:57:51,536 --> 00:57:52,703
那是抽象的
824
00:57:53,244 --> 00:57:54,911
我們需要具體
825
00:57:55,661 --> 00:57:57,119
我們不賣夢想
826
00:57:57,578 --> 00:57:58,786
我們賣汽車
827
00:58:00,494 --> 00:58:01,369
識別證
828
00:58:03,953 --> 00:58:05,536
你在玩什麼把戲？
829
00:58:06,161 --> 00:58:07,661
你在扮演大人物？
830
00:58:09,203 --> 00:58:11,161
你爬不上我的位子，除非你…
831
00:58:11,744 --> 00:58:13,119
你爬不上我的位子…
832
00:58:14,119 --> 00:58:16,536
除非你像我這麼逆害
833
00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:19,494
鮮然你媚有
834
00:58:20,203 --> 00:58:22,328
鮮然你媚有？
835
00:58:22,953 --> 00:58:25,910
你的情況無法管理我們公司
836
00:58:25,911 --> 00:58:27,244
識別證
837
00:58:31,619 --> 00:58:33,369
你們算計得真豪
838
00:58:36,203 --> 00:58:39,411
你們這群…白吃
839
00:58:45,411 --> 00:58:47,494
給你十分鐘收拾東西
840
00:59:08,119 --> 00:59:09,619
我來搬
841
00:59:24,244 --> 00:59:25,411
你知情？
842
00:59:26,828 --> 00:59:27,911
是
843
00:59:29,286 --> 00:59:32,119
別攤心，我很快會挖你走
844
00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:34,328
我會留在這，先生
845
00:59:37,244 --> 00:59:39,119
你跟了我25聯
846
00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:42,286
我不能失業
847
00:59:46,286 --> 00:59:47,494
祝好運
848
00:59:48,036 --> 00:59:49,703
你認為我需要好運？
849
00:59:50,994 --> 00:59:52,953
我不知道，只是慣常說法
850
01:00:20,994 --> 01:00:22,536
我會想念你的
851
01:00:25,994 --> 01:00:29,119
希望那王趴蛋伊格爾會對你好
852
01:00:31,619 --> 01:00:33,161
我被裁掉了，先生
853
01:00:33,369 --> 01:00:34,286
什麼？
854
01:00:34,661 --> 01:00:36,119
我被裁掉了
855
01:00:36,411 --> 01:00:37,786
為什麼？
856
01:00:38,286 --> 01:00:39,953
他們不准我載你回來
857
01:00:40,244 --> 01:00:42,036
太歡謬了
858
01:00:43,869 --> 01:00:45,453
我不能讓你搭計程車
859
01:00:48,453 --> 01:00:50,743
我不知該梭什麼
860
01:00:50,744 --> 01:00:52,869
別擔心，我嫂嫂在就業處上班
861
01:00:55,744 --> 01:00:56,828
謝謝你，史林
862
01:01:00,661 --> 01:01:01,868
我很感動，先生
863
01:01:01,869 --> 01:01:03,161
你很少說謝謝
864
01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:06,036
多保重
865
01:01:13,036 --> 01:01:14,244
你很舒適的樣子
866
01:01:14,828 --> 01:01:17,869
這屋子的人都很愛護動物
867
01:01:35,036 --> 01:01:35,869
茱莉亞？
868
01:01:36,494 --> 01:01:37,453
茱莉亞
869
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:46,119
茱莉亞？
870
01:01:58,994 --> 01:02:00,369
回你的夠屋
871
01:02:07,494 --> 01:02:08,953
回你的夠屋！
872
01:02:25,203 --> 01:02:26,578
巴黎治政學院在哪？
873
01:02:27,036 --> 01:02:28,410
巴黎治政學院！
874
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:29,369
我哪知道
875
01:03:15,036 --> 01:03:16,411
我找你找了一小時！
876
01:03:21,036 --> 01:03:22,744
我米路米慘了
877
01:03:23,578 --> 01:03:25,203
你離家只有50公尺
878
01:03:25,953 --> 01:03:27,369
你不能一個人出門
879
01:03:28,244 --> 01:03:29,453
來吧
880
01:03:44,578 --> 01:03:45,578
你知道我被開除了嗎？
881
01:03:45,579 --> 01:03:46,703
我知道
882
01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:52,661
我甚至不知道如何抄工作
883
01:03:55,244 --> 01:03:56,828
別擔心，你會找到的
884
01:03:57,661 --> 01:03:58,786
你這麼認為？
885
01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:00,536
當然
886
01:04:02,869 --> 01:04:04,785
你從現在起隨身帶著筆記本
887
01:04:04,786 --> 01:04:08,036
我幫你寫了家裡地址和電話號碼
888
01:04:08,494 --> 01:04:10,036
這是我的手機號碼
889
01:04:10,911 --> 01:04:12,161
最後一頁
890
01:04:13,244 --> 01:04:14,453
有地圖
891
01:04:14,911 --> 01:04:16,452
這是我們家，這是你…
892
01:04:16,453 --> 01:04:17,286
恩…
893
01:04:17,578 --> 01:04:18,911
我不是很會畫畫
894
01:04:19,911 --> 01:04:20,911
這是我，我的學校
895
01:04:21,494 --> 01:04:22,328
這是醫院
896
01:04:22,329 --> 01:04:23,453
這樣你就不會迷路
897
01:04:24,411 --> 01:04:26,202
一定要隨身帶著
898
01:04:26,203 --> 01:04:27,702
重要資訊都寫下來
899
01:04:27,703 --> 01:04:28,494
斜斜
900
01:04:29,994 --> 01:04:31,203
很斜斜你
901
01:04:47,744 --> 01:04:49,411
（心理變態珍）
902
01:04:58,453 --> 01:05:00,078
（朋友）
903
01:05:00,744 --> 01:05:03,036
「請在嗶聲後留言」
904
01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:05,203
嗨，珍，偶是亞蘭
905
01:05:05,536 --> 01:05:07,786
我猜你看到包導了
906
01:05:08,703 --> 01:05:11,786
你一直說我們要一起努力建復
907
01:05:12,786 --> 01:05:14,828
現在是好時機
908
01:05:15,369 --> 01:05:17,828
肥電給我，我們再談，偶是亞蘭
909
01:05:36,661 --> 01:05:38,786
「您撥的電話…」
910
01:05:44,078 --> 01:05:46,244
（心理變態珍）
911
01:06:16,369 --> 01:06:19,119
（劇終）
912
01:06:31,953 --> 01:06:33,453
（伊格爾杜普雷取代亞蘭瓦普勒）
913
01:06:34,494 --> 01:06:36,536
（杜普雷接替瓦普勒）
914
01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:40,161
你好 - 你好，先生
915
01:06:42,786 --> 01:06:43,661
這個
916
01:06:44,036 --> 01:06:45,369
還有這個
917
01:06:46,203 --> 01:06:47,494
多少錢？
918
01:06:49,578 --> 01:06:51,828
18歐元
919
01:06:52,244 --> 01:06:54,785
謝謝，找你2歐元
920
01:06:54,786 --> 01:06:56,410
祝你今天淤快 - 你也是
921
01:06:56,411 --> 01:06:57,744
再見 - 再見
922
01:07:14,494 --> 01:07:15,494
請問要點什麼？
923
01:07:16,994 --> 01:07:18,369
一杯茶…
924
01:07:19,036 --> 01:07:19,953
和一杯啡咖
925
01:07:21,536 --> 01:07:23,494
好，兄弟，馬上來
926
01:07:31,994 --> 01:07:32,869
抱歉
927
01:07:33,369 --> 01:07:36,036
尺要茶就好，斜斜
928
01:07:36,869 --> 01:07:38,203
馬上來，兄弟
929
01:08:40,119 --> 01:08:42,118
等等，等等
930
01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:43,119
等等
931
01:08:44,036 --> 01:08:44,911
去吧！
932
01:08:56,036 --> 01:08:56,911
來吧，姆山！
933
01:09:03,036 --> 01:09:04,661
他讓你進屋啊
934
01:09:09,328 --> 01:09:10,203
你好嗎？
935
01:09:10,703 --> 01:09:11,994
今天做了什麼？
936
01:09:12,453 --> 01:09:13,786
我去街角喝了啡咖
937
01:09:14,369 --> 01:09:16,036
真是大冒險
938
01:09:16,703 --> 01:09:18,119
我得找新空作
939
01:09:19,286 --> 01:09:20,327
你一定會找到的
940
01:09:20,328 --> 01:09:23,327
出去！
941
01:09:23,328 --> 01:09:24,994
出去，髒狗！
942
01:09:38,494 --> 01:09:39,702
再見，女士
943
01:09:39,703 --> 01:09:40,578
是？
944
01:09:40,869 --> 01:09:42,536
我能跟就業胡導員談談嗎？
945
01:09:43,869 --> 01:09:44,911
輔導員？ - 對
946
01:09:45,244 --> 01:09:46,536
你從事哪一個領域？
947
01:09:46,786 --> 01:09:47,869
起車
948
01:09:50,661 --> 01:09:52,619
在那邊等一下 - 斜斜
949
01:09:59,411 --> 01:10:00,619
再見
950
01:10:02,453 --> 01:10:03,536
64號
951
01:10:05,036 --> 01:10:06,118
64號！
952
01:10:06,119 --> 01:10:07,328
叫你了，先生
953
01:10:08,119 --> 01:10:08,869
斜斜
954
01:10:09,578 --> 01:10:10,411
斜斜
955
01:10:15,786 --> 01:10:17,369
請說明你的完整經歷
956
01:10:17,744 --> 01:10:20,244
我名叫亞蘭瓦普勒
957
01:10:20,911 --> 01:10:24,743
我1954年出生
958
01:10:24,744 --> 01:10:26,036
在貝桑松
959
01:10:27,036 --> 01:10:29,410
我17歲考過高中會考
960
01:10:29,411 --> 01:10:33,203
我也在那認識我的妻子凱薩琳
961
01:10:34,036 --> 01:10:36,368
我在巴黎高等礦業學院
962
01:10:36,369 --> 01:10:37,786
以第一名畢業
963
01:10:38,036 --> 01:10:40,661
幾乎立刻在製造業找到工作
964
01:10:41,411 --> 01:10:43,369
凱薩琳和我結了婚
965
01:10:44,036 --> 01:10:46,118
我女兒茱莉亞出生
966
01:10:46,119 --> 01:10:48,869
我回到航空業工作
967
01:10:49,578 --> 01:10:52,160
我進入國家航空執委會
968
01:10:52,161 --> 01:10:53,786
成為會長
969
01:10:54,036 --> 01:10:56,035
但三個月後辭職
970
01:10:56,036 --> 01:10:57,661
因為我妻子過世了
971
01:10:58,203 --> 01:11:01,993
這時我老友艾瑞克來找我
972
01:11:01,994 --> 01:11:04,244
我進了汽車業
973
01:11:05,578 --> 01:11:07,036
就是此時
974
01:11:07,494 --> 01:11:10,702
這是東方之愛能走那麼遠的原因
975
01:11:10,703 --> 01:11:12,953
因為那些水管
976
01:11:13,328 --> 01:11:15,994
被冰刀弄髒了
977
01:11:16,328 --> 01:11:17,410
都是這樣
978
01:11:17,411 --> 01:11:19,910
但當心
979
01:11:19,911 --> 01:11:21,827
薄生肉片裡不能有雲
980
01:11:21,828 --> 01:11:22,953
絕對不行！
981
01:11:23,536 --> 01:11:25,744
你最近中風過嗎？
982
01:11:27,953 --> 01:11:29,619
我父親也遇過這種事
983
01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:32,869
在壓力之下，你會很難溝通
984
01:11:33,369 --> 01:11:35,286
我認為你不該工作
985
01:11:36,286 --> 01:11:37,868
我建議你休息
986
01:11:37,869 --> 01:11:41,285
並要非常認真看待語言治療
987
01:11:41,286 --> 01:11:42,911
只有這樣你才能度過難關
988
01:11:46,453 --> 01:11:47,369
好
989
01:11:50,911 --> 01:11:53,119
先生，你忘了東西
990
01:11:55,453 --> 01:11:56,453
斜斜
991
01:12:31,703 --> 01:12:32,703
等一下！
992
01:12:37,036 --> 01:12:37,828
是
993
01:12:39,453 --> 01:12:40,953
我有大好消息
994
01:12:41,828 --> 01:12:43,036
我找到隱形人了
995
01:12:43,703 --> 01:12:44,827
你沒新哏？
996
01:12:44,828 --> 01:12:47,161
真正的隱形人，沒人見過！
997
01:12:47,453 --> 01:12:48,827
你沒別的事好做？
998
01:12:48,828 --> 01:12:49,703
不相信我？
999
01:12:50,119 --> 01:12:50,828
你瞧！
1000
01:12:50,829 --> 01:12:52,743
快點，我跟病人有約
1001
01:12:52,744 --> 01:12:54,244
等一下啦
1002
01:12:57,619 --> 01:12:58,411
他來了
1003
01:13:00,578 --> 01:13:03,119
不好笑，你不覺得羞恥嗎？
1004
01:13:04,286 --> 01:13:05,868
我答應幫你
1005
01:13:05,869 --> 01:13:07,743
你任務完成後就消失？
1006
01:13:07,744 --> 01:13:08,993
我先閃
1007
01:13:08,994 --> 01:13:10,952
再說一次，我不是你的員工
1008
01:13:10,953 --> 01:13:13,411
你不能這樣利用人，這樣不對！
1009
01:13:24,036 --> 01:13:27,785
（瓦普勒崩潰，杜普雷接掌）
1010
01:13:27,786 --> 01:13:31,118
嚴苛的考驗結束後
1011
01:13:31,119 --> 01:13:34,161
我身邊只升下一個跟我不親的少女
1012
01:13:34,578 --> 01:13:36,869
她的成長過程我從未參與
1013
01:13:38,286 --> 01:13:41,368
我怎麼做？
1014
01:13:41,369 --> 01:13:43,368
我接受新的責任
1015
01:13:43,369 --> 01:13:45,160
以工作來躲避現實
1016
01:13:45,161 --> 01:13:45,828
逃避
1017
01:13:46,494 --> 01:13:47,453
什麼？
1018
01:13:47,454 --> 01:13:50,703
以工作來逃避現實，你說躲避
1019
01:13:52,203 --> 01:13:54,411
但其實兩種說法都行
1020
01:13:57,536 --> 01:13:59,286
開始復健吧
1021
01:14:00,286 --> 01:14:01,494
別又來了
1022
01:14:02,328 --> 01:14:05,411
我們換一種方法
1023
01:14:06,036 --> 01:14:06,869
好
1024
01:14:09,578 --> 01:14:10,869
兔子…
1025
01:14:12,703 --> 01:14:14,868
公雞是雄性的雞
1026
01:14:14,869 --> 01:14:16,911
牠是雞舍裡的老大
1027
01:14:18,703 --> 01:14:20,869
牠是雞舍裡的老大
1028
01:14:22,328 --> 01:14:23,994
紅毛猩猩
1029
01:14:24,786 --> 01:14:27,368
來自婆羅洲
1030
01:14:27,369 --> 01:14:30,035
紅毛猩猩
1031
01:14:30,036 --> 01:14:31,827
來自… - 抱歉，我遲到了
1032
01:14:31,828 --> 01:14:33,703
你好 - 你好
1033
01:14:34,161 --> 01:14:35,411
山姆，你好嗎？
1034
01:14:39,036 --> 01:14:41,243
他就這樣待在這？ - 是她
1035
01:14:41,244 --> 01:14:42,286
她是奴生
1036
01:14:42,661 --> 01:14:44,286
她是女生？ - 對
1037
01:14:44,536 --> 01:14:46,286
原來你生命中有女人
1038
01:14:50,953 --> 01:14:51,994
你喜歡這樣？
1039
01:14:52,828 --> 01:14:53,536
很喜歡
1040
01:14:53,537 --> 01:14:55,411
比這方式有趣？ - 對
1041
01:14:59,036 --> 01:15:01,619
紅鶴
1042
01:15:02,036 --> 01:15:04,160
轟厚
1043
01:15:04,161 --> 01:15:05,036
不對
1044
01:15:05,661 --> 01:15:09,036
紅鶴
1045
01:15:09,494 --> 01:15:12,410
紅鶴
1046
01:15:12,411 --> 01:15:13,619
我幫你拿
1047
01:15:16,119 --> 01:15:17,327
筆記本這點子很棒
1048
01:15:17,328 --> 01:15:18,744
我奴兒想到的
1049
01:15:19,119 --> 01:15:20,911
女兒 - 對啊
1050
01:15:21,494 --> 01:15:22,453
我奴兒
1051
01:15:24,828 --> 01:15:26,161
咕咕咕
1052
01:15:27,828 --> 01:15:28,744
什麼？
1053
01:15:28,745 --> 01:15:30,161
咕咕咕！
1054
01:15:31,411 --> 01:15:32,369
母雞
1055
01:15:32,369 --> 01:15:33,286
很好
1056
01:15:33,287 --> 01:15:35,119
但你剛學的是公雞叫
1057
01:15:36,036 --> 01:15:36,869
都一樣
1058
01:15:36,870 --> 01:15:38,161
噗一樣
1059
01:15:38,911 --> 01:15:40,453
「不」一樣
1060
01:15:40,911 --> 01:15:41,661
但…
1061
01:15:41,994 --> 01:15:42,744
走吧
1062
01:15:42,745 --> 01:15:44,327
你不會神氣了吧？
1063
01:15:44,328 --> 01:15:45,994
沒，完全沒有
1064
01:16:02,036 --> 01:16:03,036
白癡
1065
01:16:13,161 --> 01:16:16,119
（娜西瑪德古恩）
1066
01:16:16,911 --> 01:16:18,119
多謝
1067
01:16:20,036 --> 01:16:20,828
兄弟！
1068
01:16:20,829 --> 01:16:22,411
我們同一掛的，放心
1069
01:16:24,328 --> 01:16:25,578
很難說
1070
01:16:26,494 --> 01:16:27,619
事情就是如此
1071
01:16:28,828 --> 01:16:29,744
媽…
1072
01:16:31,703 --> 01:16:33,952
媽，我明天打給你，我得工作
1073
01:16:33,953 --> 01:16:34,703
好嗎？
1074
01:16:35,619 --> 01:16:36,411
掰掰
1075
01:16:39,994 --> 01:16:41,578
隱形人日漸憔悴
1076
01:16:43,453 --> 01:16:45,036
他說另一個人佔掉你所有時間
1077
01:16:46,244 --> 01:16:47,536
後面這句我自己加的
1078
01:16:49,369 --> 01:16:51,494
你想哈洛可以載我一程嗎？
1079
01:16:53,119 --> 01:16:54,494
當然行
1080
01:16:56,203 --> 01:16:57,161
走吧？ - 好
1081
01:17:04,328 --> 01:17:05,703
慢慢來
1082
01:17:33,703 --> 01:17:35,286
蟒蛇 - 蟒蛇
1083
01:17:35,953 --> 01:17:36,869
壁虎
1084
01:17:37,994 --> 01:17:39,161
壁虎
1085
01:17:41,328 --> 01:17:42,703
我喜歡這個
1086
01:17:43,244 --> 01:17:45,828
加彭膨
1087
01:17:49,578 --> 01:17:51,828
加彭…
1088
01:17:53,244 --> 01:17:54,660
膨
1089
01:17:54,661 --> 01:17:55,828
很好
1090
01:18:09,286 --> 01:18:10,203
什麼事？
1091
01:18:15,994 --> 01:18:16,953
你好嗎？
1092
01:18:16,953 --> 01:18:17,869
很好
1093
01:18:19,369 --> 01:18:20,411
我打擾你了嗎？
1094
01:18:20,911 --> 01:18:21,911
沒關係
1095
01:18:23,619 --> 01:18:24,869
我買了這個給你
1096
01:18:25,119 --> 01:18:26,243
（聖雅各朝聖之路）
1097
01:18:26,244 --> 01:18:27,036
謝謝
1098
01:18:30,203 --> 01:18:31,244
你何時要去？
1099
01:18:32,661 --> 01:18:34,243
比賽結束就走
1100
01:18:34,244 --> 01:18:35,119
就這樣？
1101
01:18:35,619 --> 01:18:36,453
就這樣
1102
01:18:39,286 --> 01:18:40,369
一個人去？
1103
01:18:40,953 --> 01:18:41,869
對
1104
01:18:42,369 --> 01:18:43,453
就這樣？
1105
01:18:43,869 --> 01:18:44,786
就這樣
1106
01:18:46,953 --> 01:18:48,953
沒跟…男友去？
1107
01:18:49,661 --> 01:18:50,785
沒有
1108
01:18:50,786 --> 01:18:52,036
有你會告訴我嗎？
1109
01:18:52,369 --> 01:18:53,453
我會告訴你
1110
01:18:53,786 --> 01:18:55,828
也沒女友？ - 沒有
1111
01:18:56,578 --> 01:18:59,369
我閃了，免得你不耐煩
1112
01:18:59,536 --> 01:19:00,703
我得準備比賽
1113
01:19:01,703 --> 01:19:02,661
但謝了
1114
01:19:04,869 --> 01:19:05,952
我把門關上
1115
01:19:05,953 --> 01:19:08,036
好，謝謝
1116
01:19:12,369 --> 01:19:13,036
抱歉
1117
01:19:13,453 --> 01:19:14,703
山姆，你好嗎？
1118
01:19:15,744 --> 01:19:18,786
我們今天要練繞口令，不容易喔
1119
01:19:19,161 --> 01:19:19,994
來吧
1120
01:19:20,494 --> 01:19:22,494
四十四隻石獅子
1121
01:19:22,703 --> 01:19:24,660
四十四隻石獅子
1122
01:19:24,661 --> 01:19:26,118
我有更好玩的，來吧
1123
01:19:26,119 --> 01:19:27,703
我需要女人的意現
1124
01:19:28,119 --> 01:19:30,243
什麼？ - 我需要女人的意現
1125
01:19:30,244 --> 01:19:31,286
我聽懂了但我們要去哪？
1126
01:19:32,828 --> 01:19:34,411
你真想聽我的意見？
1127
01:19:35,161 --> 01:19:36,453
不會吧？
1128
01:19:37,119 --> 01:19:38,036
那是橘色的
1129
01:19:38,328 --> 01:19:39,328
你在開我玩笑？
1130
01:19:39,536 --> 01:19:40,953
你像頂帳篷
1131
01:19:41,203 --> 01:19:42,953
我永遠搞不懂幹嘛要健行
1132
01:19:43,411 --> 01:19:44,953
撇開裝扮不講也一樣
1133
01:19:45,619 --> 01:19:46,785
等等我！
1134
01:19:46,786 --> 01:19:47,578
不要
1135
01:19:48,119 --> 01:19:50,786
西裝領帶加健行鞋？我無法
1136
01:19:50,953 --> 01:19:52,410
你的尊嚴呢？
1137
01:19:52,411 --> 01:19:54,119
我得先吸慣
1138
01:19:54,453 --> 01:19:56,535
穿羽絨衣的落水狗，有必要嗎？
1139
01:19:56,536 --> 01:19:59,911
她不是落水狗，就是狗
1140
01:20:02,703 --> 01:20:05,411
我得先吸慣 - 別走在我旁邊！
1141
01:20:05,994 --> 01:20:08,743
九趴氣十二
1142
01:20:08,744 --> 01:20:10,535
九求趴十一
1143
01:20:10,536 --> 01:20:11,827
可以停了嗎？
1144
01:20:11,828 --> 01:20:14,036
我一定要臣功
1145
01:20:14,453 --> 01:20:16,035
九十…
1146
01:20:16,036 --> 01:20:17,953
夠了，我暈船了
1147
01:20:18,244 --> 01:20:19,911
遵命，長船！
1148
01:20:21,453 --> 01:20:22,994
現在是水手笑話時間？
1149
01:20:23,619 --> 01:20:24,328
好吧
1150
01:20:26,536 --> 01:20:28,119
你有會約？
1151
01:20:29,536 --> 01:20:31,744
我就吃道！
1152
01:20:32,036 --> 01:20:34,368
是誰啊？
1153
01:20:34,369 --> 01:20:35,661
你來不來？
1154
01:20:38,994 --> 01:20:40,578
招人招得怎樣？
1155
01:20:41,494 --> 01:20:42,411
什麼？
1156
01:20:42,911 --> 01:20:44,286
招人啊
1157
01:20:44,578 --> 01:20:45,994
你是說我找人的事
1158
01:20:46,536 --> 01:20:48,453
碰壁了
1159
01:20:51,369 --> 01:20:53,203
其實我可能不想知道
1160
01:20:54,536 --> 01:20:55,536
你會怕害？
1161
01:20:58,036 --> 01:20:58,994
不是嗎？
1162
01:20:59,661 --> 01:21:00,411
對
1163
01:21:00,411 --> 01:21:01,369
你怕害了
1164
01:21:01,994 --> 01:21:02,869
對
1165
01:21:03,244 --> 01:21:06,744
但同時你心裡又想…
1166
01:21:07,244 --> 01:21:10,286
你還是有點想知道，對吧？
1167
01:21:16,828 --> 01:21:19,661
隱形人，你好嗎？
1168
01:21:22,911 --> 01:21:24,453
我們走？ - 好
1169
01:21:25,036 --> 01:21:26,036
掰掰
1170
01:21:26,037 --> 01:21:27,119
下週見
1171
01:21:33,494 --> 01:21:36,994
其實我覺得健行鞋配牛仔褲可能更糟
1172
01:21:40,161 --> 01:21:41,203
這是糖果
1173
01:21:41,911 --> 01:21:43,410
我說過不吃甜食
1174
01:21:43,411 --> 01:21:45,244
這種花就叫糖果
1175
01:21:48,536 --> 01:21:49,619
什麼事？
1176
01:21:54,203 --> 01:21:56,786
我們決定了，我們跟你一起去
1177
01:22:02,369 --> 01:22:03,369
你不意願？
1178
01:22:03,786 --> 01:22:05,828
你認真的？要健行兩個月耶
1179
01:22:06,161 --> 01:22:08,161
對，只要你答應就去
1180
01:22:11,244 --> 01:22:12,578
當然好
1181
01:22:13,119 --> 01:22:14,161
當然好？
1182
01:22:16,578 --> 01:22:17,619
擊掌
1183
01:22:18,953 --> 01:22:19,869
如何？
1184
01:22:20,161 --> 01:22:21,494
比賽準備好了嗎？
1185
01:22:21,869 --> 01:22:22,786
算是
1186
01:22:23,494 --> 01:22:24,369
你會緊張？
1187
01:22:25,661 --> 01:22:26,453
對
1188
01:22:26,828 --> 01:22:28,911
別擔心，會很順利的
1189
01:22:29,119 --> 01:22:30,994
不，我不像你
1190
01:22:31,369 --> 01:22:33,828
我不擅長在大家面前說話
1191
01:22:34,828 --> 01:22:37,119
對不認識的人說話很尷尬
1192
01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:40,369
大家都是競爭對手，沒人會支持你
1193
01:22:46,286 --> 01:22:47,328
事實上…
1194
01:22:48,911 --> 01:22:50,286
我希望你在場
1195
01:22:51,578 --> 01:22:52,411
我？
1196
01:22:53,578 --> 01:22:54,411
對
1197
01:22:57,953 --> 01:22:59,369
當然好
1198
01:23:02,161 --> 01:23:03,578
別穿這身衣服去
1199
01:23:32,953 --> 01:23:33,661
給你
1200
01:23:33,661 --> 01:23:34,578
斜斜
1201
01:23:36,119 --> 01:23:37,036
你要把妹？
1202
01:23:37,536 --> 01:23:40,993
不，是給我女兒的，她最矮的花
1203
01:23:40,994 --> 01:23:42,036
唬爛王
1204
01:23:42,244 --> 01:23:43,869
唬爛王
1205
01:23:46,369 --> 01:23:50,744
現在來抽2018年演說比賽題目
1206
01:23:52,036 --> 01:23:53,036
你抽到什麼題目？
1207
01:23:53,828 --> 01:23:57,869
「死神是否就在我們眼前？」
1208
01:23:58,786 --> 01:23:59,786
小姐呢？
1209
01:24:01,286 --> 01:24:02,244
你的題目？
1210
01:24:04,328 --> 01:24:05,953
「我們是否該回到未來？」
1211
01:24:23,203 --> 01:24:24,744
我的結論如下
1212
01:24:25,036 --> 01:24:28,203
與其一生都在抱怨死神就在眼前
1213
01:24:29,036 --> 01:24:31,619
不如在死前活得淋漓盡致
1214
01:24:35,119 --> 01:24:37,828
謝謝，現在讓我們歡迎…
1215
01:24:38,161 --> 01:24:39,453
茱莉亞巴斯齊耶
1216
01:24:51,328 --> 01:24:52,328
小姐？
1217
01:25:03,494 --> 01:25:05,535
抱歉 - 你有毛病嗎？
1218
01:25:05,536 --> 01:25:06,411
抱歉
1219
01:25:10,328 --> 01:25:11,369
抱歉！
1220
01:25:14,661 --> 01:25:15,703
小姐？
1221
01:25:17,203 --> 01:25:19,119
好…
1222
01:25:23,578 --> 01:25:24,619
計程車！
1223
01:25:25,328 --> 01:25:27,494
我不載狗，抱歉
1224
01:25:38,494 --> 01:25:39,494
小姐…
1225
01:25:44,494 --> 01:25:46,328
好吧
1226
01:26:09,286 --> 01:26:12,035
反正他也不值得你愛，甜心
1227
01:26:12,036 --> 01:26:14,869
天涯何處無芳草
1228
01:26:17,828 --> 01:26:19,203
你什麼都不在乎，對吧？
1229
01:26:19,411 --> 01:26:20,911
除了你自己，你還在乎什麼？
1230
01:26:21,619 --> 01:26:24,535
我苦讀了三年，好讓你以我為榮
1231
01:26:24,536 --> 01:26:26,618
好讓你對我有一丁點興趣！
1232
01:26:26,619 --> 01:26:30,160
就在我最需要你的時候你卻食言！
1233
01:26:30,161 --> 01:26:31,952
我… - 你從來不在我身邊！
1234
01:26:31,953 --> 01:26:34,368
你總是缺席！媽也是我在照顧
1235
01:26:34,369 --> 01:26:36,577
我每天待醫院，你都不在，她孤單死去
1236
01:26:36,578 --> 01:26:38,619
她一個人死去！
1237
01:26:38,953 --> 01:26:41,286
你今天也不在，從頭到尾都缺席！
1238
01:26:42,244 --> 01:26:43,036
事實上…
1239
01:26:43,828 --> 01:26:46,369
我怎會相信你今天會去？
1240
01:26:52,244 --> 01:26:53,369
男人都一樣
1241
01:27:52,119 --> 01:27:53,828
（聖雅各朝聖之路）
1242
01:30:12,286 --> 01:30:13,494
上面有你的手機號碼
1243
01:30:14,036 --> 01:30:16,203
我才會聯絡到你 - 太好了
1244
01:30:17,369 --> 01:30:18,952
非常感謝 - 回頭見
1245
01:30:18,953 --> 01:30:20,203
好，謝謝
1246
01:30:57,786 --> 01:31:02,161
（茱莉亞，吃素，演說比賽）
1247
01:31:06,203 --> 01:31:08,452
（花店，金鳳花）
1248
01:31:08,453 --> 01:31:12,618
（動物，雞，紅鶴，加彭）
1249
01:31:12,619 --> 01:31:16,036
（聖地牙哥朝聖之路）
1250
01:32:12,078 --> 01:32:14,369
（心理變態）
1251
01:32:17,744 --> 01:32:20,578
（娜西瑪德古恩）
1252
01:32:59,661 --> 01:33:00,828
要喝水嗎？
1253
01:33:06,244 --> 01:33:07,410
你真髒！
1254
01:33:07,411 --> 01:33:09,244
看來你不趕時間
1255
01:33:14,786 --> 01:33:16,119
我可以跟你一起走嗎？
1256
01:33:36,161 --> 01:33:37,785
你好臭啊！
1257
01:33:37,786 --> 01:33:40,619
三天後你也會一樣
1258
01:33:40,828 --> 01:33:42,036
我們走吧？
1259
01:33:49,328 --> 01:33:52,161
我之所以沒去演說比賽… - 我知道
1260
01:34:05,119 --> 01:34:06,036
（謝謝你幫忙）
1261
01:34:06,037 --> 01:34:07,369
你做了很棒的事
1262
01:34:23,119 --> 01:34:24,411
我走不下去了！
1263
01:34:25,161 --> 01:34:26,161
累死了！
1264
01:34:32,036 --> 01:34:33,036
我走不下去了！
1265
01:34:37,036 --> 01:34:38,994
你怎麼找到她的？
1266
01:34:40,161 --> 01:34:41,161
告訴我啦
1267
01:34:42,578 --> 01:34:45,369
快說，也許哪一天你遺棄我…
1268
01:34:47,619 --> 01:34:48,578
說啦！
1269
01:34:49,953 --> 01:34:51,036
你很煩耶！
1270
01:35:28,536 --> 01:35:30,036
該死 - 謝謝
1271
01:35:30,286 --> 01:35:31,494
抱歉
1272
01:35:31,744 --> 01:35:35,994
（茱莉亞瓦普勒）
1273
01:35:47,828 --> 01:35:48,868
幹嘛？
1274
01:35:48,869 --> 01:35:50,119
沒事
1275
01:35:57,703 --> 01:35:58,536
你好
1276
01:36:00,036 --> 01:36:00,786
你好
1277
01:36:00,787 --> 01:36:02,202
你是瓦普勒先生嗎？
1278
01:36:02,203 --> 01:36:03,036
是
1279
01:36:04,119 --> 01:36:05,661
真榮幸遇見你
1280
01:36:06,036 --> 01:36:08,244
我也畢業自巴黎高等礦業學院
1281
01:36:08,953 --> 01:36:10,493
我非常尊敬你的事業經歷
1282
01:36:10,494 --> 01:36:12,203
真高興聽你這麼說，謝謝
1283
01:36:13,036 --> 01:36:15,036
請問我能跟你聊聊嗎？
1284
01:36:15,911 --> 01:36:17,661
我想跟你談一個企劃書
1285
01:36:18,328 --> 01:36:19,244
好啊
1286
01:36:19,245 --> 01:36:20,328
把你自己交給我
1287
01:36:30,661 --> 01:36:32,660
（本片改編自真人真事）
1288
01:36:32,661 --> 01:36:34,702
（克里斯蒂安斯泰夫曾任標緻雪鐵龍首席執行長）
1289
01:36:34,703 --> 01:36:36,743
（歷經三年復健重回商場）
1290
01:36:36,744 --> 01:36:40,411
（目前在全球第二大航太企業–賽峰集團擔任監理會副主席）
1291
01:36:59,119 --> 01:37:03,911
（年度最佳汽車，LX2）
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