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No.

You shouldn't give up here.

What are you waiting for? Just get it over with.

Tip-toeing doesn't even work anymore.

Look at her. Yay, she wants you now.

Don't listen to that ass. He's one sick bastard.

Okay, I'm one sick bastard, so what?

Come up here!

You must have a death wish you weakling.

- Mom. - Here... here you go.

Jae-Seong, this isn't love.

Schmuck, you're talking nonsense.

Don't listen to that idiot, and just do it.

Do it first, and think afterwards.

Fine do it. You sick king of masturbation.

- Fine do it. - king of masturbation.

king of masturbation.

That's right love is like glass.

- Do you have the French textbook? - Yes,

Why?

I just need it.

Thank you.

Give it.

Will Tae-Yo be able to get her today?

Well, she doesn't seem like she's easy either.

You think Tae-Yo will let it go?

You know him. He must have some way.

Shit...

- Su-Cheol - Uh?

Have you seen Tae-Yo?

- He went up to the library. - Really?

No!

- I'm pissed off. - I shouldn't have eaten so much.

Next

- You should lose some pounds. - Yes.

Well, T...

Huh? 100?

Wow you're quite built.

Wow... It's all muscles.

You must've worked out a lot? Whoa...

Teacher, this keeps getting big... er... oh...

You sick pervert!

Teacher... Teacher...

Jae-Seong.

It's OK, stay down.

Why did you drink so much? It's not like you.

Do you know how worried I was?

Are you OK?

Yes, teacher... umm...

I'm sorry about this afternoon.

I was quite shocked but I'm okay now.

Here, put on some medicine.

You're the one who put roses on my desk, right?

How do you know?

Who else would give me roses but you, Jae-Seong?

Oh, you've known all along...

Jae-Seong, I don't know who'll be your girlfriend in the future

but she'll be one lucky lady to have a sweet and romantic boyfriend.

Are you trying to make me feel better?

You don't have to do that.

No, I'm telling you the truth.

Girls like good looking guys like Tae-Yo.

Good looking guys? Of course it's a plus.

But that's not all.

Jae-Seong, women like someone who's sweet

and who surprises them like you do.

You too?

Of course, understanding one's heart is the most important thing in men.

Turn around this way.

Yeah.

Why? Does it hurt?

No, it doesn't hurt.

Teacher...

- Jae-Seong. - Yes.

What's wrong with you again?

You're not okay yet?

Oh... Teacher.

That bastard...

She was all wrapped around me.

I told you before to try it.

This drug is different from those sold on the street.

We did clinical testing on 70 menopausal women

and 69 of them got their womanhood back.

Myong-Sub and 69 of them got their womanhood back.

and 69 of them got their womanhood back.

Geez... Teacher, teacher, teacher...

Teacher, teacher, teeeeee-cher...

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll be there.

Wait wait, sir, sir, please open the door.

Open the door. Hurry, hurry, I have to get off now.

Hurry hurry hurry...

Hurry hurry hurry... shit...

I like the smell of your hair.

Really?

What's that?

This is a gift from my heart.

Here.

Ta-da.

Seeing you this early in the morning, I know it's going to be a good day.

Oh yeah?

You have a pretty face but I think your legs are even prettier.

I should say 'thanks', right?

I am more thankful.

You like sports?

Of course, I do.

What do you like? Soccer? Baseball?

I like them but they're too boring.

I like indoor sports.

Indoor sports. Are...

Do you like playing pool?

Yes, of course. I'm good at putting things in.

You want to play pool during lunch?

OK. You must be good, yeah?

You're good!

Ah OK...

Hitting it straight is too easy. Should try to do Urai?

You little bastards.

Why use a Japanese word when we have our own.

Let's play one game.

We'll just play on our own.

Give it.

Your eyes are the treasure.

This is so-called Nijuma... I mean two-push hit.

Teacher.

I will put it in the hole.

It's not going to be easy.

I told you I'm good at putting things in.

Have you tried it on?

What?

Come on... that thing...

Of course, I have.

Re... really?

Yes I'm wearing it now.

Sorry I can't show it to you.

Teacher.

It makes me nervous to be alone with you.

I love you teacher.

- Myong-Sub. - I love you, I love you.

- What's wrong with you? - I love you teacher.

Okay, I love me too. So please let go.

Okay I got it. I see what you're saying.

So let go of me and let's talk.

You said it just now... you did...

Darling darling

Don't go darling. Please...

Alright.

A condition

I love smart guys.

So get over 90 points on the French mid-term test.

then I will think about going on a date with you.

Ms. Uhm,

I know you're my teacher, but you have to be reasonable.

90 points? You gotta be kidding me?

You don't like it?

Fine. You said 90 points, for sure.

Bon jour, madame.

One, two, three, four, Turn leg and

Two, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight.

Mr. Cha, what are you doing?

It's nothing.

I think something is up.

Something's fishy.

What's fishy? Why don't you report it then?

Are you interested in Ms. Uhm?

What? Geez.

All the idiots are all going after her.

Son of a bitch.

Father, I've committed a grave sin today.

I called some guy a son of a bitch.

That's no biggie.

Huh?

Oh, man... you've sinned.

You shouldn't call somebody a son of a bitch, of course not.

All this is because of her.

Since she came to the school,

everything has gone wrong.

I have no appetite, and I'm nervous for no reason.

You're talking about Ji-Young Uhm, the student teacher right?

With a full bust, a slender waist, and long legs.

How did you know, father?

I have eyes too.

You like her.

Like her? No way.

Mr. Cha

Whenever you see her doesn't your face turn red

and your heart pounds like crazy?

Yes, that's true but...

You've finally fallen in love.

Love? I'm serious.

Your face turns red and your heart beats when you see someone.

That's not a symptom of constipation, is it?

You're listening to Hong-Cheol's Happy Day.

Please introduce yourself, our 3rd caller.

Hello. I'm a 37-year-old man living in the NakSeong Univ. area.

Oh, it's really nice to talk to you.

Please be comfortable

and ask me anything.

Well, there is this student-teacher I like... no I mean, a woman.

Hey you got caught. It's really funny.

You like a trainee teacher? You're a teacher, right?

Yes.

That's OK. Who says you can't like a trainee teacher?

She's also a woman. Hey, this is fun.

Anyways does she know that you like her?

About your passionate heart?

No, not yet.

One-sided love must be in fashion these days.

Teacher, brother... There's only one way to love a woman.

You need to act rough and tough, and pursue her like a gangsta.

Watch some TV.

Those tough men, brothers, they take all the beauties and cuties.

I mean they take them all which is unfair.

So you too should have the confidence,

and just go for her.

That's right. I should act tough like a gangster before her.

Ms. Uhm can I see you for a minute?

Chang-Hyok Park, 23

Byong-Hun Choi, 84, Dong-Ho Sohn, 40.

Tae-Yo Kim, 100.

Myong-Sub Ahn, 88.

Wow...

Myong-Sub? 88 points?

Ooh la la, that's a miracle.

Let's give Myong-Sub a big hand.

Teacher, aren't there two answers for number 19?

What?

No way. Let's see.

Oh gosh... that's right... What to do... hmm...

There are two answers to question 19.

The answer is both 1 and 3.

If you put either, add two points to your score.

We should go together.

We agreed to start going out.

Of course.

Sorry, but can you get out and see the back for me?

Hey, OK buddy, my dear...

Alright

Teacher, teacher.

I'm going to have you, no matter what.

You think I'm a freaking moron...

Fine. I got it...

- Hey, it's Myong-Sub. - It's Myong-Sub...

Hello? Hello?

- What's up with you, ma'am? - What?

Geez... you're driving me nuts.

You said you'd go out with me if I got over 90 points on the exam.

When did I say that? I just said I'd think about having a date with you.

Wow... You're taking back your word.

This is so unfair.

Myong-Sub, it isn't love if you don't consider the other person's feelings.

I have feelings for you, and who cares about how you feel?

I'm the one in love with you.

Let's stop this, and just prepare hard for the festival. OK?

I hope you understand. I must go now.

You're remarkable, Sister Josephina.

Even with a tight budget, you've done a wonderful job.

It's all because of God's grace.

Where did Mr. Cha go at such an important time.

Be tough like a gangsta.

OK, like a gangsta. I'm a gangsta. I am...

Ms. Uhm. I love you.

Geez, Mr. Cha. What's wrong with you?

Isn't this what you wanted? Ah, Ji-Young...

Oh my gosh... what the heck...

Ms. Uhm... it's just...

Ms. Uhm. Stay still.

- Stop now. - Get away from me.

- What is wrong with you? - Let go.

Let go of my foot...

- Why are you doing this? - Let me take out my foot.

Sister headmistress.

Sister...

It's a misunderstanding. I'm serious.

I was just trying to look tough. Please let go.

- Oh my goodness. - Mr. Cha.

Are you crazy?

Sister, there has been a misunderstanding

I was just trying to look like a gangster...

it's a misunderstanding. A tough gangster... me...

What? A gangster?

Gangster my ass.

I'm fucked because of you motherfucker.

Is this for sure?

Have some faith, young boy. Just count on me.

Make her drink this and Tickle her.

She'll be wrapped around you. Clinical testing proves it.

69 out of 70 menopausal women

got back their womanhood.

What happened to the one?

I believe she was a monk.

OK boss.

You guys rocked!

Really? Really?

You guys were good. Good job.

- Let's go eat something. - What do you want?

My heart is pounding.

You guys were really funny.

- Thanks, Myong-Sub. - I know.

This is the last chance. Let's kick ass.

- Let's kick ass. - Yes.

One, two, three

Let's go.

Next we'll see a fantastic, dynamic performance prepared by Ms. Uhm.

It has three sophomore students including Tae-Yo Kim.

The Musical, In The Mood~

X-file #1,

one shot one kid. Master of women, Tae-Yo Kim.

X-file #2,

with the innocence that does not become him

Silao's sickest pervert Jae-Seong Bae

X-file #3,

Troublemaker Myong-Sub Ahn, always causing problems.

You're so dead, Ji-Young.

Yo, this is top secret,

- but I'm telling you because you're a friend - It really top secret.

- Don't tell anyone, OK? - What is it? What? What?

- Has anyone seen it? Did you hear? - Mr. Cha says he has.

- I can keep a secret. What is it? - So indecent

- So happened at the library? - that I can't say it with my own mouth.

I've been with the archbishop for 20 years

But I've never seen him this happy before.

He said for the parish to plan a budget for the festival on its own.

I'm just thankful that he adores my students so much.

Jae-Seong, keep your posture.

Myong-Sub, you bastard...

Mr. Cha...

Mr. Cha, what are you doing?

Sister, one of these kids

did that... with her yesterday.

What are you talking about?

I'm serious. I saw it with my own eyes.

Don't you move.

I'm going to find him right before your eyes.

Down on your hands.

Who is it?

You're not gonna say?

Fine, you're not going to say?

Stop it now.

Who is this? Isn't this Mr. Ahn?

I'm going to repeat myself. Stop it now.

If you don't want to get hurt, just sit and watch it.

The word, justice, doesn't let me just watch this madness.

Shit...

Keep down, you little bastards.

Mr. Ahn, come here.

What are you looking at? Shut up, you bastards.

You bastard.

die die!

Die.

So you're not gonna say anything, huh?

Fine, let's start it all over again.

Where's the club?

It's right here.

Is there anyone who saw what happened last night?

If there is, please step forward.

Look how silly this is.

Is it that much fun to gossip

when it's just a rumor?

Have you ever considered how much it'd hurt those involved?

Cheer up. It's OK. You did well.

It's OK. You've learned a lesson and you've matured.

- You must have grown a lot today. - Mr. Ahn.

You've grown a lot. Good...

- Mr. Ahn - It's OK, really.

Go get some rest.

Don't study. You can go home early.

I'm proud of you guys. You did good.

What happened?

I've resolved it.

I've become stronger and I'm proud of myself.

We're saved...

Bottoms up.

- Thanks. - I know.

- Get ready team 12. - You have to go out now.

Teacher, sis... Shit...

Ji-Young...

I thought you were OK, no?

Oh my... teacher...

Yes, Jae-Seong.

It's OK.

Are you OK?

Ms. Uhm... I will do it now.

- No, no, it's alright. - No, no.

- It's fine. Rest up, Jae-Seong. - Please sit down.

- Alright. - I should do it now...

- It's no big deal - It's all over your leg.

Jae-Seong, you're nice.

Are you going to drink it all by yourself?

Gosh, I will wipe it for you.

Close the door, close it.

We didn't make love, did we?

We did it right.

My heart is still pounding.

I hope we don't see each other ever again.

Then what you said the other night was not true love?

That was wrong, thoughtless,

spur of the moment, and shameful.

Professor, do you know why the Korean War happened?

The reason why the Korean War happened is... um...

Because we were careless just like you...

Why... should we go on?

No, no. I know why.

- Why? - The Korean War...

Just remember my room number.

Why... what's wrong, So-Yeon?

You must've overworked yesterday.

OK?

You must've been really tired.

Yeah? OK, So-Yeon.

I'll make you a star.

Hey, there's Tom Cruise.

Uh, there's Jennifer Lopez.

Where?

Let's drink it.

Bottoms up.

It's tasty...

I feel so hot. Ye-Rim, Look.

Touch me here.

It feels good.

Uh huh, Ye-Rim, Ye-Rim.

What a pervert. Go to hell.

Ye-Rim, it feels so good.

So good.

He's here. He's here.

There's Jason.

Steve, why do you have my sunglasses on?

How many times have I told you not to do that.

Go, go away.

Baby, I love Korea. Hey~

Jae-Seong, Jae-Seong...