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Jody, Time To Go.

Oh, Aren't You Excited?

Get His Bag.

Thanks For Your Help, Sister.

There You Go, Son.

See You.

Bye.

Good-Bye, Dear.

Say Thank You To Sister.

Thank You, Sister.

Let Me Get One More Shot.

Ok.

Bye-Bye.

Good-Bye, Dear.

One Day, The Great King Of The Silver Baboons

Came Down From A Peak

High On A Mountaintop In Kilimanjaro

And Caught Your Father Stealing His Treasure

From A Deep, Dark Cave

From Which Enchanted Rubies

Spilled Out Down The Mountainside.

After A Great Battle With The Baboon King,

Your Father Was Badly Wounded And Left To Die.

But When The Baboon King Found Out

That Your Father Wanted The Enchanted Rubies

To Cure His Son...

Sister, Adam's Not Breathing!

Children, Children, Move To The Side.

Adam!

Is He Dead?

Did He Hurt His Head?

I Don't Know.

They Just Said He Wasn't Breathing.

Well, He's Breathing Now.

Call Sister Kathryn.

I Will.

Adam...

Adam.

Don't Give Up On Us.

Don't You Give Up, Child.

Don't You Break Our Hearts.

Oh, Adam...

I've Tried So Hard With You.

That Poor Little Heart Of Yours...

I Don't Know What Else To Do.

Oh, Adam.

Caroline...

Caroline?

Um... Yeah.

I Can't Do Anything Right Now.

What Do You Need?

Aren't You Going To Get Something To Eat?

Um, Later.

## I Am Sitting In The Morning##

## At The Diner On The Corner##

## I Am Waiting At The Counter##

## For The Man To Pour The Coffee##

## And He Fills It Only Halfway##

## And Before I Even Argue##

## He Is Looking Out The Window##

## At Somebody Coming In##

Mmm!

## It Is Always Nice To See You##

## Says The Man Behind The Counter##

## To The Woman Who Has Come In##

## She Is Shaking Her Umbrella##

## And I Look The Other Way##

## As They Are Kissing Their Hellos##

## And I'm Pretending Not To See Them##

## And Instead...##

Hi.

Hi.

I Missed You.

You Missed Me?

Mm-Hmm.

Since What, Yesterday?

Yeah. Why Not?

Aren't We Going?

Yeah.

Is Anything Wrong?

No.

What Do You Want To Do?

I Thought We Were Going To The Game.

What's The Matter?

Steven?

You Want To Just...

Go Some Other Time?

You Don't Want To See Me Anymore.

No. I Didn't Say That.

I- It's Just...

I Don't Know.

Maybe We Should Just Start Seeing Other People.

This Always Happens To Me.

Why Does This Always Happen?

I Let Myself Get Involved,

I Wind Up Getting Hurt.

Caroline...

What Did I Do That Was So Wrong?

Don't Say That.

You Didn't Do Anything.

It's Me. I Just...

I Don't Know. It's...

Uh...

E...

Come Here.

No.

Caroline...

Come Here.

Come On.

Oh...

Don't Cry.

Don't Leave Me.

Oh...

Ah...

I'm Going Inside.

Why Don't I Call You Later?

No. Don't. Just Leave Me Alone.

Caroline...

I Didn't Mean To Hurt You.

Yeah.

Well, You Did.

Did He Tell You Why?

No.

He Just Said We Should Start Seeing Other People.

He's A Jerk.

He Could've At Least Told You Why.

Forget It.

I Don't Feel Like Talking About It Anymore.

Talk About What?

Steven Broke Up With Caroline Today.

Steve...

The One With The Fig Tree?

No. That Was Jackie.

Steven Had The Sick Mother.

No. That Was Bob.

His Mother Got Better.

That's When He Dumped Me.

So Jackie Had The Fig Tree?

No. That Was Mike.

Mike.

I'm Going To Call Him.

Caroline, Don't You Dare.

My God, The Guy Broke Up With You.

You've Got To Let Them Call You.

Anyway, This Guy Is A Jerk, Ok?

You Watch.

I Bet He's Going To Come Crawling Back

On His Knees Saying,

"Oh, Caroline, I Miss You. I Want You Back."

Yeah. Like They All Do.

You're Too Good To These Jerks.

Put Your Foot Down.

You Got Too Good A Heart.

If You Let Them Walk All Over You...

Ha. What Scares Me

Is When Someone So Screwed Up

Doesn't Want Me.

Ladies, We're Getting Busy.

You're Taking Too Many Breaks.

Come On.

He Whistles At Us Like We're Dogs.

Does He Ever Go Home?

All Right.

I'm Going.

I'm Going!

I'll See You Tomorrow Night.

Working Tomorrow Night, Hon?

Yep.

I'll Be Here.

Ok.

Know What?

Walk Safely Home, Ok?

There's A Lot Of Crazies Out There.

I'll See You Later.

Caroline?

He's A Jerk.

## Right From The Start##

## The Start##

Adam, Clean Up On Table 7.

Adam...

Adam!

## Something That's Inside##

## Just A Little Girl##

## A Little Girl##

## Who Still Loves You...##

And Held Off The Hard-Charging Redwings...

Uh...

Ohh...

Here They Come, You Guys.

Hey, Chip, Congratulations.

Thanks, Buddy.

Hi, Jody. How's Your Dad?

Come On In.

There's Cake, Ice Cream, Champagne.

Make Yourselves At Home.

John, Where The Hell's My Tuna Melt?

I'm Working On It.

Well, Work Harder.

This Guy's Having A Heart Attack Over Here.

Can You Send Adam Over To Table 5?

Thank You.

Ok.

Oh, Great.

No, Wait. That's Cindy's Tuna Melt.

It's All Right.

Here You Go.

Finally.

Here You Are.

Caroline?

Here You Are.

Yes?

Where's Adam?

I Don't Know.

Tell Him To Get Out Here.

Wait. Let Me Get A Picture.

Hey, Caroline.

Not Now.

Oh.

Adam, You Cut Yourself.

Let Me See.

Oh, My God, This Is Pretty Deep.

You Might Need Stitches.

Hold It Like This.

I'll Put A Bandage On It.

You...

Oh, Keep It Up Because...

You Know What? Let Me Wash It Off First.

I Want To Rinse It Off.

If It Doesn't Stop Bleeding...

Well, Maybe Jim Can Take You Over To The Hospital.

Ohh.

Oh...

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry.

Ohh...

What Do You Have All Over Your Hands?

Is It...

Syrup Or...

Sap.

You Work At That Christmas Tree Lot

During The Day, Don't You?

Yeah, Yeah, I've Seen You There...

Hauling Trees Once Or Twice.

You Smell Like A Pine Tree...

Like A Christmas Tree.

Maybe I'll Stick A Star On Your Head, Huh?

Just Kidding.

I Used To Love How Our Christmas Tree Smelled

When We Were Little.

Ahh, Brings Back Memories, You Know,

When Life Was Simple.

Now My Parents Put Up This Stupid Artificial Tree.

It's All Fake.

Just... Not The Same, You Know?

You Just Don't Talk Much, Do You?

Don't Worry. I'm Not Going To Make You Talk To Me.

Could I Have A Waitress, Please?

Whoo.

Ahem.

You'll Live.

I Got To Get Back To Work.

Thanks.

Come On...

Why Don't You Go Over There And Handle It?

You Can Do It.

Hey.

How'd You Like To Pay For That Machine?

It Just Stole My Damn Quarter, Sweetheart.

'Cause Guys Like You Always Pound On It.

What's With You? It Ain't Your Machine.

Actually, It Is, So Don't Hit It Anymore.

Thank You.

This Your Diner?

No. Just My Machine. Just Wait.

It Happens To Be A Very Good Investment

Once It's All Paid Off.

Now, What Brand?

Marlboro.

Lights.

Uh, 100S, Please.

Heh Heh Heh.

Here.

That's Great.

Come To Me Next Time.

We Will.

How'd You Like To Feel That, Huh?

Heh Heh.

She'd Make A Meal Out Of Ya.

You Know Her?

Don't You Remember Who That Is?

No. Who Is She?

Ah, Well, Just Wait.

You'll See.

Hello. Do You Fellows Know What You Want?

Yes.

We'd Like To Have Caroline Wait On Us...

If You Don't Mind, Because...

We're Going To Tip You Both.

Yeah.

Thank You.

Switch With Me.

Those 2 Guys In There...

They're Asking For Caroline.

Great.

That's For Bill.

Ready To Order?

Yeah. Hi.

So, Have You Been To Any Parties Lately, Caroline?

Do I Know You?

Well, I Tell You, I Know You.

Dean Alabanasi's 4Th Of July Party...

In The Basement...

Sloe Gin Fizzes?

Ohh.

Yeah. How's It Going?

Well, You Know.

It's Going.

Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

Now I Remember.

God, That Was Embarrassing.

Ah. Ha Ha.

Good Memory.

It's My Pleasure.

Must Have Been Barfing Up Stuff

Your Grandmother Ate That Night.

I'm Not An Ogre

That Lives Under The Cigarette Machine.

Forget It, All Right?

Because We All Are Just People Here.

Hmm? You Know?

Ok.

We're Not So Bad.

My Name's Howard...

In Case You've Forgotten.

This Here's Patsy.

Hi.

Cigarette?

No.

Oh, Yeah. Ok.

Um...

I Tell You What,

I'm Going To Have A Cheeseburger Deluxe,

And Make That Medium Rare.

And She's Yelling At The Top Of Her Lungs,

"You Motherfucking, Lousy, Filthy Pig.

"Your Mother's A Slut,

And Your Father's A Ho'."

All Of This

Right In Front Of The Sons Of Italy Hall.

This Girl...

No Class.

You Got A Light?

Mmm!

I Mean,

He Met Her At A Stop Light.

You Know?

She Looks Like Pete Rose.

You Going To Commiserate All Night Again, Ladies?

You Are Like Wet Sand...

In My Underwear.

Ouch.

Anyways...

Did You Call Him?

No.

Really?

That's Good.

That's Real Good.

Here.

Finish My Cig For Me.

I Got To Grab This Guy Before He Stiffs Me.

Talk To You Later.

Why Not Pay Me Now

So We Don't Have To Worry About It Later?

## Blue Moon##

## You Saw Me Standing Alone##

## Without A Dream In My Heart##

## Without A Love Of My Own...##

Whoo! Hey, Honey!

Hey, Caroline!

God, You Scared The Shit Out Of Me.

Sorry.

You Always Drive Like That?

I'm Really Sorry.

No More Tables?

Hmm?

Got Any Burgers?

This What You Guys Do At 4:00 In The Morning?

Here. Warm You Up.

Come On, Caroline. Get Inside.

No, Thanks.

Come On. Hang Out.

We've Been Kicked Out Of Every Bar In Minneapolis.

Nah. I'm Going Home.

Home?

Yep. Going Home. It's Late.

Late? This Is Early For Us.

Be Careful!

Wahoo!

Hey, Caroline, Hang On A Second.

Mind If We Walk With You?

I'm All Right.

It's Late Out. Pretty Girl Like You?

No. Really. I'm All Right.

Good Night.

Hey, Uh, Listen.

I Got A Question I Want To Ask You.

How Much Can We Get One Of Those Cigarette Machines For?

Patsy And Me, We Was Thinking Of Getting One.

Yeah.

Uh, I Think About 1,500 Used.

That's What We Paid.

Yeah, Really?

1,500, Huh?

Huh.

Come On. Take A Shot.

No. I'm Really Tired.

I Worked All Night. I Got To Get Home.

Come On. We Ain't Going To Bite You.

Hey, Um,

You Ain't Scared Of Us, Are You?

No. I'm Just Tired.

Oh, Yeah. That's Right, Because...

You Worked All Night, Right?

Hey, Caroline.

Do You Like To Fuck?

Is This Yours?

Just Leave Me Alone.

Here.

Take It.

Go On, Take It.

No?

You Forgot Something.

Caroline, Where'd You Go Off To, Honey?

I Got Your Hat. It's Right Here!

Hey, Maybe She Wants The Cherry Brandy.

Yeah, Yeah.

Caroline!

Here. Go Up That Way.

Go That Way. Go Find Her.

Caroline, Honey.

Hey, Come On. It's Ok.

It's Ok. Calm Down.

No!

Come On. It's Ok.

Come On. Here.

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, God!

Jesus!

My Nose...

Aah!

Oh.

Jesus!

God!

Aah.

Where You Going?

Trying To Get Away From Howard?

Ohh...

Oh!

How-Man, Look Who I Found.

Aah...

I Think You Broke My Nose.

Gmmb!

I'm Sorry. What? I...

Uh...

Good.

Good?

Huh?

I'll Show You Good.

Hey...

Caroline,

Tell Me Something.

Did You Really Think That You Were Better Than Me?

Did You?

Huh? Shh.

You Ok?

How-Man, What Are You Doing?

Patsy, I'm Quieting Her Down.

Shh.

Here, Give Me Your Hand.

Ohh.

See, Caroline. See That?

I Hurt.

Quiet. Patsy, Get Her To Be Quiet.

Shh.

Aah!

She Bit Me!

Aah!

Ah, Damn!

Aah!

Shut Up.

No!

Come On. Yeah.

Baby... Yeah.

Aah!

Shut Up!

Take It Easy, Howard.

Shut Up.

Aah!

Shut Up!

Jesus, Howard.

What The Hell Are We Doing?

Oh!

Aah!

Oh!

What I Like To Do

Is Take A Little Pork Rind

And Smear That On My Lure.

You Know, I'd Recommend The Rat-Lipped Jig.

The Problem With A Rat-Lipped Jig

Is That It Sometimes Catches

On, You Know, Underwater Growth And Stuff.

Well, I Know, But...

Oh, Come On. Try It.

Cindy, Where's Caroline Again Today?

Uh, She Called In Sick.

Called In Sick?

That's Every Day This Week.

She Ok?

She Called In Sick.

If She's Sick, She's Sick.

What Can I Tell You?

Anything Serious?

Yeah. She's Sick Of Work.

Wasn't This A Private Conversation

Between You And Me, Bill?

Don't Worry About It.

I Think She Got The Flu Or Something.

She'll Be In Tomorrow.

Hey. Here You Go. Merry Christmas.

What Would You Like

For Christmas?

A Doll House.

Ok. Good.

Huh? We'll See You Christmas Morning, Huh?

Merry Christmas.

Hi There. What Would You Like?

Ok. I'll See You Later.

Michael, Don't Forget. Pick Me Up At 2:00.

2 A.M.?

Yeah.

I Have To Get Up For School.

You Wanted The Car Tonight.

Don't Make Me Wake Up Daddy,

Because I'll Kill You.

Hey, Caroline.

Welcome Back.

Thanks.

Hey, Caroline. Where You Been?

Just Been Out.

You Missed All The Action Here Last Night.

Oh, Yeah? What Did I Miss?

You Remember Bobby Las Vegas, Don't You?

With The Motorcycle?

Yeah, Except He Don't Ride The Motorcycle No More.

Yeah? What Happened?

Slid On A Dead Squirrel

Going Around A Turn. Demolished The Bike.

Jesus.

He Was In Here Last Night.

He Got Drunk As A Dog Down The Street.

He Tried To Run Through Lowry Hill Tunnel,

Except He Passed Out Halfway Through.

They Brought Him In Here.

He Was In The Bathroom Throwing Up All Night.

Yeah. I'm Really Sorry I Missed That.

Yeah, Only Bobby, Huh?

So, Caroline,

Those 2 Guys, You Know?

That Were Bothering With The Machine

The Other Night Last Week.

Yeah.

Jim Seen One Of Them Over At St. Vincent's.

I Went Down There To See My Cousin Lucy.

Remember, She Had That Thing With Her Wrist?

Anyway, I See Him Out In The Hallway.

Man, Was He Worked.

His Face Was A Mess...

Black Eyes, Bumps, Bruises.

Looked Like He Was Hit By A Dump Truck.

I Got To Pick Up Lucy On Tuesday.

Come Here.

You've Been Following Me Home?

How Do You Know Where I Live?

Huh?

Have You?

Well? Have You?

How's Your Hand?

Thank You.

I Know.

That's As Scared As I've Ever Been In My Whole Life.

I Get Squirrels In My Stomach

Thinking About It.

Guess I Don't Have To Worry

About You Telling Anybody, Huh?

It's Kind Of A Real Awkward Thing For A Girl.

Well...

Don't Take This The Wrong Way...

But Thank You.

I Follow You Home.

You Follow Me Home?

I...

What?

I Wasn't Finished.

Finish.

I Follow You Home And...

Walked...

Make Sure You're...

Safe.

I've Never Seen You.

I Stay Pretty Far Behind.

I'm Sorry.

Well...

I Mean, Don't Be Sorry. I Just...

I Wasn't Finished.

Finish.

I'm Sorry That...

I Was Late...

That Night.

I Don't Think I Ever Heard You Speak,

And When You Do,

You Apologize To Me For Saving Me Against...

Oh, God Knows What Could Have Happened.

Why Should I Be Surprised, Right?

My Life Is Like Watching The Three Stooges

In Spanish.

I'm Either Being Dumped Or Being Attacked.

Don't Hit The Machine.

I'm Sorry.

I Don't Even Know What I'm Saying Anymore.

I'll Talk To You About This Later.

And I Brought Your Coat Back.

## Bad, Bad Boy##

## Uh-Huh##

## Yeah, Uh-Huh##

## Yeah, Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh##

## Yeah, Uh-Huh##

## Yeah, Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh##

## Bad, Bad Boy##

## Come With Me, Come With Me##

## Bad, Bad Boys##

## Come With Me, Come With Me##

## And Feel Protected##

## This Time I Want To Go Away##

## Uh-Huh##

You Sure You're All Right

To Come Back To Work, Hon?

Been Looking A Little Puffy These Days.

You Sure It Was The Flu

And Not Something Else?

I'm All Right.

Just Checking.

What Do You Think About Adam?

I Think He's Very Weird.

Wonder What He Thinks About.

I Don't Think Adam Actually Thinks.

I Mean, We're Talking

About A Man Who Hasn't Spoken.

So?

So...

You Don't Find That A Little Weird?

Look At Him.

He Looks Like A Tumor Sitting Over There.

And His Hair. Oh, God.

It Just Bothers Me So Much.

You Know, Lottie Says

That He Has Ape Parts In Him

Or Something Like That. I Don't Know.

My God. Lottie?

What A Story.

Well, Whatever.

Too Bad, Though.

He Is Kind Of Cute.

I'd Do Him,

If He Just Wasn't So Dumb.

## Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh##

## Yeah, Uh-Huh##

## Yeah, Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh##

So What Are You Doing For Christmas?

Uh...

The Usual.

Grandparents Coming Over,

Sitting In Front Of The TV,

Looking At The Stupid Tree,

Giving Me $10,

Asking Me Where My Boyfriend Is.

Oh, Hon.

It's All Right To Feel Shitty This Time Of Year.

You Know, Everybody Does.

It's Like, This Is Life.

And When You Go Through It Long Enough,

You Know What The Flavor Is,

And It Sure Ain't Vanilla.

## Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh##

## Yeah, Uh-Huh##

## Yeah, Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh##

## Bad, Bad Boys##

Why Don't You Come Over For Christmas?

My Daddy's Always Saying, "What's Wrong With Caroline?

"She Misses Us Or What,

Or She Hates Us?"

We'll See.

We'll See, Huh? We'll See.

You Know, I Knew You Were Going To Say That.

Just Forget The Whole Thing.

You Know, Just Forget It.

You Got A Problem.

You Really Got To Learn

To Follow Through With Things.

I Mean, You Never Finish Anything You Start.

I Finish.

Oh, Yeah?

Did You Finish Beauty School?

I Got A Practical Exam In 2 Weeks.

Yeah? What About The Flower Shop?

What Happened To The Opening?

Mm-Hmm. Mm-Hmm.

You Know What, Caroline?

Let Me Give You Your First Lesson.

Why Don't You Finish This, Cousin?

Bitch.

Wench.

Slut.

Douche Bag.

You Better Do Your Sugars

Before I Sic Jim On You.

Jim!

Jim! Caroline's Screwing Off Again!

Jim!

Hi.

Can Always Measure Your Tips

By Your Sugar Jars.

Come 3 A.M., I See Empty Sugar Jars,

I Know I've Got Good Tips.

You Like Hockey?

Hmm?

Ever Been To A Game?

No.

Maybe We Could Go To A Game Sometime.

You Took My Bandage Off.

It's Ok.

It's Ok. It's Ok.

Bye.

31/2.

I Thought The Food Was Creative.

I Liked Their Roast Dishes.

Yeah. Me, Too. Yeah.

If My Brother Ever Shows Up,

Tell Him I'm Going To Kill Him.

If You Look Up Long Enough,

You'll See A Shooting Star.

Oh.

They're Not Really Stars.

They're Meteors, Actually.

Really?

Falling To The Earth.

You Can See Them Good From This Bridge.

Huh.

There's The Big Dipper.

There's The North Star And Venus.

Come On. I Want To Show You Something.

All Right.

Uh, What's This?

It's Ok.

This... This Is Where I Live.

Oh.

Oh.

This Is My Dog.

Hi. Hi.

Good Dog.

What's Her Name?

I Don't Know. He Never Told Me.

I Don't Mean To Be Rude To You

In Your Own Place,

But You Are A Little Strange Sometimes.

Would You Like Some Ice Cream?

Ice Cream?

No, I... No.

You Read All These Books?

I Don't Sleep Very Well.

Got A...

Cosy Little Apartment.

You...

This Is From Last New Year's Eve.

Did You Take This

From Behind The Counter At Work?

I Better Get Going Home.

Oh...

Thanks For Everything.

Uh...

Well, Tomorrow's Christmas Eve,

And I Don't Work The Day After That, So...

Merry Christmas.

Ow!

What?

## Christmas Always Comes##

## This Time Of The Year##

## Little Girls##

## And Little Boys##

## Dream Of Worlds Full Of Toys##

## This Time Of The Year##

## When Christmas Is Near##

## Evergreens##

## Are Snowy White##

## Sleigh Bells Ring##

What The Hell Happened To My Tree?

## Through The Night##

Michael! Caroline!

## This Time Of The Year##

Caroline!

## When Christmas Is Near##

Oh!

## And Somewhere##

## Near A Steeple##

## People Kneel And Pray##

## And Choirs Sing##

## Carols Of Christmas Day?

## Santa Claus##

## Is On His Way##

## Loads Of Joy##

Adam!

## On His Sleigh##

It's Caroline!

## This Time Of Year##

## When Christmas##

I Brought You Some Cookies.

I Made Them.

## Is Near##

Did You Have A Nice Christmas Yesterday?

Can I Come In?

Great Weather. What Do You Think?

Would You Like Some Ice Cream?

You're On The Ice Cream, Aren't You?

No, Thanks.

Well, I Guess

The Cookies Are A Little On The Sugary Side.

So, Uh...

You Were All Alone For Christmas.

I Should Have Stopped Over Yesterday.

I Should Have Invited You Over.

But, Uh...

Guess You Were Already There.

Thank You For The Tree.

It's So Beautiful.

It Really Made My Day That You Remembered.

Is This A Bad Time?

Do You Want Me To Go?

No.

Ok. Then I'll Stay.

I'm Not Even Going To Ask

How You Got Into Our House.

Do You Like Music, Caroline?

Mm-Hmm.

I Never Heard You Say My Name Before.

It Sounded Nice.

Would You Like To See My Records, Caroline?

Caroline?

Sure.

Wow.

They Look Really Old.

They're Magic.

Yeah, Magic.

What Kind Of Magic Do They Do?

In The Orphanage,

Mother Camilla Used To Play Them For Me.

I Used To Sit In The Sunlight

Near The Window In Her Office,

And I'd Fall Asleep To Them.

She... She Gave Them To Me When I Left.

Whenever My Life Doesn't Agree With Me,

I Lie Down, And I Play These Records, And...

The Rain Stops Falling.

Would You Like To Hear One?

Mm-Hmm.

You Must Have... Loved Her A Lot...

Mother Camilla.

She...

She's The One That Told Me About My Heart.

What About Your Heart?

I Was... I Was A Very Sick Baby.

My Heart Was Very Weak.

My Mother, She Died When I Was Born.

She Died In The Jungle

Where She And My Father Were Living.

In The Jungle?

My Father Was A Great Adventurer.

Mmm.

One Day...

The Great King Of The Silver Baboons

Came Down From His Peak

High In The Mountaintops Of Kilimanjaro.

He Caught My Father Stealing His Treasure

Out Of A Deep, Dark Cave At The Very Bottom,

Where Magic Rubies Trickled Down

From The Top Of The Mountain.

After A Terrible Battle With The Baboon King,

My Father Was Wounded And Left To Die.

And The Great King Later Learned

That My Father Needed The Enchanted Rubies

To Heal His Son With A Dying Heart.

He Was So Overwhelmed With...

Guilt And Shame At What He Had Done,

He Took His Own Beating Heart

Right From His Mighty Baboon Chest,

And He Placed It In Mine.

Mother Camilla Told You All This?

And You Believe Her?

And You Tell This To People?

Oh, No.

It's A Nice Story.

It Stopped Raining.

Magic Records And A Baboon Heart.

You Almost Got Me Believing In It.

How'd You Like Me To Cut Your Hair?

It's Ok. No One's Home.

Mind If I Ask Who Cuts This Thing?

I Do.

I See.

Mind If I Ask Something Else?

Ouch.

Sorry.

Did You Ever Think Of Doing Anything Else

With Your Life Besides Busboy?

I Mean, You Must Have Had An Education At The Orphanage.

I'm... Not Very Good With People.

Oh, Don't Let People Stand In Your Way.

The Only People Are Just Like You And Me.

Well... Maybe Not Like You.

I Don't Know If I've Ever Met Anyone Like You.

Mmm.

The First I Can Remember, I Was 4 Years Old...

And?

I Wasn't Allowed Any Physical Contact Or...

Even Allowed To Go Out In Public.

Why?

My Health Was Still Poor.

Just The Risk Of Infection...

People Were So Used To Staying Away From Me

That They Always Stayed Away.

I Never Got Close To People.

Jeez, That's Got To Be Hard On A Kid...

Not Being Held

Or Being Allowed To Hold Anyone.

Well, What Does Your Father Do?

Uh...

Uh, Actually, My Step-Dad.

"Step To The Rear."

He's A Bus Driver.

Mtc Between Minneapolis And St. Paul.

A Really Good Guy.

You Should Meet Him Sometime.

He Was On Candid Camera once.

They Locked Him In A Closet.

He Was Really Great About It.

My Real Dad Is Like Oil And Vinegar With Everybody.

He Just Don't Mix.

Cindy Says Screw Him.

Well, First Guy To Walk Out Of My Life.

Certainly Not The Last.

Weird, Huh?

You're Always Staying Away From Love,

I'm Always Chasing Love.

Weird.

Come On.

Come On.

Here.

Are You Crying?

Oh. Ok.

It's Ok.

I'm Going To Fall In Love With You.

You Don't Have To Love Me Back.

I'm Going To Give You My Heart.

Ok?

Ok.

Um, My Parents Are Having A New Year's Eve Party.

Uh...

My Brother Will Be There

With Whoever Might Be His Girlfriend At That Moment.

Do You Want To Come?

You Don't Have To Come As My Boyfriend

Or Anything Like That.

Uh...

Though I'd Like You To.

Is That A Yes?

Mmm. Yes.

Yes?

Say Yes Again.

Yes.

Yes?

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.

Nice Kitty.

Nice Kitty.

Bye.

Adam...

What Are You Doing Out Here?

When Did You Get Here?

10:00.

10:00?

That Was Almost 2 Hours Ago.

You'd Rather Be Out Here With My Cat

Than Inside With...

With A Roomful Of Strangers And Relatives?

Adam.

Ohh, Ohh...

"Star Light, Star Bright,

"First Star I See Tonight,

"I Wish I May, I Wish I Might

Have This Wish I Wish Tonight."

That's Mars.

What?

That's Mars.

You Just Wished On A Planet.

Partygoers: 5... 4... 3...

2... 1...

Happy New Year!

## Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot...##

You Can Kiss Me.

Oh, Adam.

Girl: I'm Going To Get A Soda!

You Know Nick's Friend Ronnie, He's A Cop?

No.

Yes, You Do.

His Sister Bought The House Down By North Shore?

I Never Met Him, Though.

Anyway, Look.

I Want You To Double With Us.

We're Going To The Fountain.

You Know... Go Dancing, Have Some Fun.

Mmm...

I Don't Think I Can.

Why Not?

Well, I'm Sort Of Seeing Somebody.

Yeah?

You Are?

Who?

Come On, You Little Shit,

Tell Me Who!

Oh, Forget It.

It's Adam.

Adam Who?

Adam From Work.

Adam Adam?

And You're Just Telling Me This Shit Now?

You Freakin' Liar.

I'm Not Lying. It's Adam.

Uh-Uh.

Why?

'Cause... I Got To Know Him.

And We Make Sense.

What Do You Mean, "We Make Sense"?

He Doesn't Make Sense, I Don't Make Sense.

Together, We Make Sense.

So...

Tell Me What He's Like.

I Mean, Does He Actually Speak?

Did You Meet His Family Yet?

I Mean, What's Up With This?

Yeah, He Speaks.

No, I Haven't Met His Family.

He's An Orphan.

Really?

No Shit?

I Never Met A Real Orphan Before.

Yeah.

He's A Lot Smarter Than People Think.

He Reads A Lot, Got A Lot Of Books.

He's Really Into His Music.

Really?

He's Really Sweet.

He's Like A Kid, But It's Nice.

He's Got...

He Thinks He's Got...

He Thinks He's Got A Baboon's Heart.

You See, Caroline? You See?

I Told You This Man Had Ape Parts In Him.

I Told You!

He Doesn't Have Ape Parts In Him.

It's Just A Story One Of Those Nuns At That Orphanage

Told A Scared Little Boy.

He's Got Some Kind Of Heart Problem.

But Adam?

You Don't Have To Sell Yourself Short, Either.

Well, There's Something You Don't Know.

What?

You Know When I Was Out Sick?

Yeah.

On The Way Home In The Park One Night,

2 Guys Tried To Rape Me.

Oh, My God.

Oh, My God.

Caroline, Are You Ok?

Yeah. Someone Stopped Them.

It Was Adam.

He Saved Me.

Why Didn't You Tell Me This, Huh?

Why... Why Didn't You Come To Me?

I Didn't Tell Anybody.

Jesus, You Poor Thing.

Are You All Right?

I Mean Seriously, Are You Ok?

Yeah?

God, I Don't Believe This.

Oh, Shit.

Shit, Shit, Shit!

What?

What?

You're Going To Be So Mad At Me.

Why?

Well, I Kind Of Told Nick

That You Would Double With Ronnie.

I... Great. Thanks A Lot.

Ohh...

Look, You Don't Have To Go, Ok?

I Mean, You Can Just Forget The Whole Thing.

Just Forget It, Ok?

Well...

Well, Go Anyway, Ok?

Just Go, Caroline.

I Mean, You'll Have A Good Time.

His Father Owns A Hardware Store Downtown, You Know?

And When Was The Last Time You Went Dancing, Huh?

And Look, If You Don't Like Him,

If He Doesn't Turn Out To Be The Glass Slipper Man,

You Don't Have To See Him Anymore.

I Don't Know.

My Dad Owns A Hardware Store.

What?

My Dad... He Owns A Hardware Store.

If You Ever Need Anything...

What?

If You Ever Need Anything, Just Let Me Know.

I'll Take Care Of It.

Looks Like We Don't Have To Wait For A Seat.

Cindy.

What?

Can I Talk To You?

Nick, Go Find Us A Table.

Ok.

What Is Wrong With You?

Cindy, I Didn't Want To Go Out With Him.

I Didn't Know We Were Coming Here.

This Is Terrible.

Let's Just Go.

Let's Just Go.

Why?

Why Don't You Just Go Tell Adam

That You're With Friends?

You And Me Went Out Dancing,

And That's All.

What, He's Got That Much Hold On You Already?

No, That Isn't It.

He's Very Sensitive,

And I Don't Know How He's Going To React

To See Me With This Guy.

Why Don't You Just Go Find Adam

And Tell Him That You And Ronnie Are Just Friends?

All Right?

Well, Go Ahead.

Jim, Where's Adam?

I Don't Know, Look In Back.

John, Is Adam Back Here?

No. I Haven't Seen Him.

Adam?

Adam?

Just Coffee.

Are You Sure? Ok. Have Fun.

There's Caroline.

Here. Sit.

I Ain't Going To Bite Ya.

Man.

Come On, Get Up.

Get Off Me!

Take This, Tough Guy.

All Right!

Loser.

Ohh.

Uhh!

Whoo-Hoo!

Oh, My God.

Jim!

Jim!

Woman: What's Going On?

Oh, My God. Adam...

Cindy!

I'm Right Here. I'm Right Here.

Call An Ambulance.

Call An Ambulance!

Is He Breathing?

What Happened?

Has He Been Shot?

I Don't Know.

Somebody Check The Parking Lot.

Man: I Got It.

Nobody There.

I'm Right Here.

Right Here.

You're Going To Be Ok.

It's Not The Knife Wound That We're Worried About.

It's His Heart That We're Concerned With.

His Heart?

Yes. It's Not The Normal Heart Of A 26-Year-Old Man.

Excuse Me. What Did You Say?

We Know He Has A Congenital Defect,

And We Do Favor, At Some Point,

A Transplant.

It's Been Left Untreated For Far Too Long.

He Should Remain Stable

Until A Proper Donor Is Available.

How Long Can That Take?

That We Don't Know.

He's Sedated Now,

But He Became Very Upset Before

When We Were Talking About

Going In To Relieve The Pressure On His Heart.

It Took 2 Orderlies, 2 Nurses, And Myself

To Hold Him Down.

Frankly, We Were Surprised

That Didn't Kill Him Right There,

What With All The Trauma This Evening.

However, That's A Very Good Sign Of Hope...

That's He's More Than Strong Enough,

And He Can Go On Living For Quite Some Time

With Treatment For What He's Got.

Good Evening.

Are You With The Lady In There?

Oh, Yes. She's My Best Friend.

Ok.

Number 5 And Number 7.

You Positive?

Number 5 And Number 7.

Thank You, Miss.

Step Over Here And We'll Get The Paperwork Out Of The Way.

Uhh.

Uhh.

You're Not Taking Off Too Much, Are You?

Nope.

I Only Wanted A Trim.

Did You Hear Me, Young Lady?

Yep. I Heard You. You Told Me.

I Can't Believe I Got To Do This Today.

I Got Too Much On My Mind.

I Can't Take This Friggin' Lady.

I Know. Just... Just Try To Calm Down.

You Can't Work Miracles,

So Just Do What You Can.

Hang Tough.

I Know You're Being Tested Today.

I Hope You're Not Trying To Impress Anybody.

A- All I Want Is A Trim.

It's Too Cold Out Yet For Short Hair.

Mm-Hmm. Just Keep Your Head Still.

Should We Maybe

Involve Your Instructor In This,

And She Could Make Sure

You Don't Make A Disaster Area

Out Of My Hair, Hmm?

Uh, Why Did You Stop?

Y- You're Not Butchering It, Are You?

I... I Wouldn't Like To Have You Butcher My Hair.

Lady, I'm Not Butchering Your Hair.

It's A Free Hair Cut, All Right?

Stop Bitching Before I Cut It All Off,

You Fat Cow!

Oh, Thanks!

What?

Cindy, Can You Drive Me Over To The Hospital?

I Don't Have A Car, Nobody's Home,

And I Really Want To See Adam.

When Do They Open?

Oh, I... I Don't Know.

Never Mind. He's Here.

Adam!

Oh! Oh... Oh...

What Are You Doing Here?

I'm Sorry.

I Didn't Mean To Upset You, Caroline.

Ohh... Oh, I Was So Scared.

You Ok? Are You Ok?

Come Inside.

You Want Me To Get You Something To Eat?

You Want Some Breakfast?

Your Stitches, Your Stitches.

Uhh.

Oh, I Bet You're Sore.

Wait. I'm Supposed To Be Giving You Flowers.

They're Beautiful.

Ohh...

What Did The Doctor Say?

I'm Not Allowed To Stick Knives In My Stomach.

Very Funny.

You Could Have Been Killed.

They Caught The Guys Who Did It To You.

Do The Police Know What They Did To You?

Yeah. I Told Them.

We'll Probably Both Have To Go To Court.

Did You, Uh, Have Your Beauty Exam Today?

Yeah, But...

It Just...

F- Forget It.

It Was Just A Stupid License.

I Was No Good At It, Anyway.

Don't Say That.

So...

The Doctor Told You

You're Going To Have To Have A Transplant?

Adam.

No. They're Wrong.

The Heart You Have Is Diseased.

No One Is Taking Away My Heart.

You Were Just A Kid. It Was Just A Story.

You're Going To Die Someday

If You Don't Do Something About It.

This... This Is My Heart.

I Don't Want You To Die.

I Love You.

I Was...

I Was Wondering If You Think About Me...

Of Course I Think About You.

I Wasn't Finished.

Finish.

I Was Wondering If You Think About Me...

Half As Much As I Think About You.

I, Uh...

Have To Tell You Something.

It Might Make You Angry.

Look At Me.

I Watch You Sleep Sometimes.

The Tree, It Wasn't The First Time

I Was In Your Room...

Or The Last.

You Come Into My Room?

From The Basement Under The Porch.

To Watch Me Sleep?

Why?

'Cause You Have Peace.

I Don't.

My Sleep, It's Always The Same Dream.

A Jungle...

Dreary, Twisted Limbs...

Strangling Vines...

And Rain.

Always The Rain.

I Feel Suffocated...

Despair.

Despair Just Trying To Survive.

Despair And No Peace.

I'm...

Afraid If They Take Away My Heart, I...

I Won't Be Able To Love You The Same.

You Are My Peace.

Oh, My God.

You Love With Your Mind And Your Soul,

Not Actually With Your Heart.

It's Just A Saying.

Why Does It Hurt So Much Here

When You're Not With Me?

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Happy...

Happy Birthday!

Come Here.

You Look Beautiful.

You Get This.

You Get This.

And You Get This.

Go Get Your Coat.

Where Are We Going?

It's A Surprise.

What's That?

What?

It's A Present For You.

For Me?

Yeah. Don't... Don't... Don't Open It.

It's A Surprise.

We Can Open It Later Together.

You Got... You Got Me A Present On Your Birthday?

Oh!

Come Here.

I Have Fallen...

Did You Hurt Yourself?

I Wasn't Finished.

I Have Fallen So In Love With You,

So Much More Than I Told You I Would.

All Right.

We're Here.

Ok.

Come On.

Take It Out!

Come On, Take It Out!

Clear It Out! Clear It Out!

Clear It Out!

Yeah! Oh!

Come On!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

He Caught The Puck! I Don't Believe It!

Oh!

He Did It!

Whoo!

Hey!

North Stars!

North Stars!

Yay!

Yay!

I Can't Believe You Caught A Puck.

That's, Like...

It's, Like, Never Happens.

That's, Like, Amazing.

You're Amazing.

Thank You For Taking Me, Caroline.

I Didn't Know If You'd Like It.

You Know What I Like.

I'm Glad You Like It As Much As Me.

I Love Hockey.

Ha Ha Ha!

You Didn't Even Know What A Power Play Was.

I Know, But The Next Time We Go, You Can Tell Me.

I'll Catch Another One Of These For You.

It Was A Good Game, Huh?

Yeah.

Good Game.

Mmm...

Hey.

Baby...

Wake Up.

We're Home.

Hey.

Wake Up.

Wake Up.

Sweetie.

We're Home.

Hey!

Hey!

Oh!

"If I Give Away All My Possessions,

"If I Hand Over My Body So I May Boast

"And Do Not Have Love,

"I Gain Nothing.

"Love Is Patient, Love Is Kind.

"Love Is Not Envious Or Boastful

"Or Arrogant Or Rude.

"It Does Not Insist On Its Own Way.

"It Is Not Irritable Or Resentful.

"It Does Not Rejoice For Wrongdoing.

"It Rejoices In The Truth.

"It Bears All Pains, Believes All Things,

"And Hopes All Things.

"It Endures All Things. Love Never Ends.

"Whereas For Prophecies, They Will Come To An End.

"As For Tongues, They Will Cease.

"As For Knowledge, It Will Come To An End,

"For We Only Know In Part,

"And We Prophecy Only In Part.

"When The Complete Comes,

The Partial Will Come To An End."

I Love You.

You're Family.

I Know.

You're Lucky I Love You, Too.

Luck Has Nothing To Do With It.

Hmm.

He Was Like An Angel, You Know?

I Never Knew Life Could Be Like That.

He Was The One Thing

I Followed Through With In My Life.

The One Thing I Didn't Give Up On.

I Was Good At Loving Him.

Ha...

Oh.

Adam: "Dear Caroline,

"I Don't Need These Anymore

"Because All My Wishes Came True.

"I Found You.

"So Play Them And Think Of Me.

"I'll Wish On Mars And Think Of You.

"I Carry Your Heart With Me.

"I'm Not Finished.

I Carry It In My Heart."

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