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Previously, on "The Magicians"...
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To go back to 40, you're
gonna want to turn this dial
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three clicks to the right.
Tell Kady I love her.
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Pete? You're Lovelady?
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This is the Black Market?
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You'd be surprised what
you can find in here.
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- Josh, I didn't...
- Didn't mean to hurt me?
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Yes, you did.
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Believe it or not, I know
exactly who you are, Margo.
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- Who's she?
- That's Carol.
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That's Carol?
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Poppy Kline. Draconologist,
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post-graduate fellow,
and fuel researcher.
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Hey, who are you?
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Why am I having these stupid dreams?
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Harriet?
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Sheila Cozener?
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You've been a busy girl.
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They have my friend Sheila.
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I know.
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I need your help.
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Jesus-based-on-the-novel-
Christ-by-Sapphire.
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What... what are you doing here?
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I thought you needed some help.
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You're welcome, by the way,
for risking regicide.
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"Help"? But you just wished me well
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on my... my "solo op" not a day ago.
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I had a good think about that, Fen.
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And, uh, these dreams
you've been having...
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who are they really about?
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Well, I dreamed of a bunny
with its throat all...
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Me, Fen.
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Talking animals are my constituency,
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and your next dream was about
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my birthright lizard.
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I... I also dreamt about Josh.
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Fucking up some shit he was
supposed to be cooking for me.
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Sorry, it's...
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I just thought that it was, you know...
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my quest.
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Okay.
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On the off chance,
then I'm your wingwoman.
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Right.
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I don't mean to pry
but, uh, speaking of Josh...
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- Are you and he...
- We're fine.
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Not fighting?
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Fen, Josh is a guy I banged,
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and when a woman of a certain caliber
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in a certain skill set
bangs a guy like Josh...
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or basically anyone who isn't
a complete sociopath...
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they get a little weird.
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It'll pass.
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Okay, so it's not about...
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Fen, don't accuse me
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of catching feelings, all right?
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It's insulting.
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Okay, sorry.
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Well, if we're both here,
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who'll run the kingdom?
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Josh.
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Don't forget your little knife.
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So all of a sudden you need my help?
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Yes, it really must be you.
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As long as this doesn't end
with you arresting me.
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It won't. And does end with you
letting my friend Sheila Cozener go.
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She hasn't done anything wrong.
Just the opposite.
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You should get Zelda to promise to bury
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the woman's book, as well.
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Otherwise they can always
find her again.
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And you.
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Zelda needs your knowledge
of the Mirror World.
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Your experience is, well,
exceedingly rare.
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Who's in the Mirror World?
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Harriet.
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The Fuzzbeater...
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who undermined everything
that you believe in.
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She's always had a strong spirit.
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Like her mother.
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I didn't know.
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She didn't want you to.
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Look, those who go into the Mirror World
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rarely find their way out, but you did.
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- I hoped you could...
- Recap my time as a monster?
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Funny, when I offered you
my notes before,
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you said you had everything.
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I didn't know then...
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how much I didn't know.
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I went in to find her.
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I found something else.
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Like reflections, but incomplete.
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Wrong, warped.
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I called them shards.
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When you're in there
long enough, it refracts you.
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Those weren't her, they were echoes.
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You need to track down the real her,
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but that'll be a problem.
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Why?
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Doing magic in there
is insanely dangerous.
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When I was a niffin I...
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I experimented.
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It's easy for a spell to go haywire.
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Bounce around, kill everything
in its path.
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Pretty gruesomely.
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What you need to do is pull her out.
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Good. How?
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I might have something.
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If Zelda has agreed
to your terms, of course.
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Free Sheila, then bury her book.
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Yes.
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And an extra month's supply
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of campus-wide rations every semester.
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A month? That's...
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Fine. Agreed.
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The spell?
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It turns an ordinary object
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into, well, sort of a beacon.
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Relies on very specific connections
between people. In fact...
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the only person in this room with
any shot of pulling this off
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is you, Alice.
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What does that mean?
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Well, something I suspect you're
not going to enjoy in the least.
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- Synced and corrected by Shazi89 -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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It is not a good morning, America.
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Because of you, I stopped
doing anything fun
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to this body, so why is my inside
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full of angry ants?
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Well, you're probably
going through withdrawal
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from drinking, drugs...
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More drugs would help.
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No.
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No drugs. We have a deal.
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That you would help me find a god
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and that I wouldn't hurt
this body anymore,
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but your eyes were closed,
so... not helpful.
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No deal.
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Yes, drugs.
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No. Look, I found some leads.
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Okay?
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Charlemagne's globus cruciger.
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You know, it...
that could have been a...
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I give you a mummy
and you give me guesses.
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The mandrake god is dead.
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Finding his piece should be easy.
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I just need another day.
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Please.
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There's a man in the TV
who deserves my wrath.
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I'll be back when I'm done with him.
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That was not super dignified.
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If you have any ideas,
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we're looking for an ancient artifact
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that was lost to the Black
Market a few hundred years ago.
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Actually, I...
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I do know a guy.
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But...
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Julia's not gonna like it.
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Pete?
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He's...
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untrustworthy and a creep.
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- No.
- Actually...
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I go by Lovelady now.
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It's just, we're not really
in a position
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to refuse help right now.
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Fine.
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You guys can deal with Lovelady.
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I'm getting a drink.
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She made Lovelady sound lame.
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What'd you find?
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Okay...
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we have this rock.
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Petrifies anything it touches.
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And I know you said "stone organ."
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This is a pipe organ...
extremely cursed.
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- No.
- Okay, this doesn't
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look like much, but legend has it
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there's a lot of power trapped inside.
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But, uh, no one knows...
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- How to crack it open.
- Yes, Pete, this is it.
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Well, you're not gonna believe this,
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but it's actually
in the hoard of a dragon.
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Which are real.
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- Oh, yeah, we know.
- Yeah, I've met three.
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Oh, you...
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okay, uh, this dragon, though,
is in New York.
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The Hudson tunnels. Yeah, I've met her.
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No, East River.
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Garbage dragon, got it.
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So how do we get an audience?
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You talk to her herald.
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The dragon has an assistant?
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9:00 a.m. Bring something to trade.
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Great, so we have a few hours to
find something to impress a dragon.
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There's... gotta be something
around here.
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Your friends are lovely.
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Well, after this we're even.
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You saved my life, so... no.
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Not quite.
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What, you're surprised?
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You thought I was
a complete selfish prick?
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What do you really know about me?
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Oh, right... that I was
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a fucking great lieutenant to Marina.
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What I am is loyal.
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To the right person.
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- And that's me?
- Could be.
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You ready to graduate
from helping your college buds
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to solving a real crisis?
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Like what's happening with the hedges.
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When one hedge blows up
a Library branch, it gets bad.
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Who knew?
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- Does the Library know who did it?
- No.
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So we're all terrorists.
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They're making Library cards
mandatory, outlawing spells...
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You're right.
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We gotta do something.
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Turn Whitley in. She did it.
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She stood here and said
she would make them pay
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for killing her boyfriend.
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They did kill her boyfriend.
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They almost killed me.
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They deserve to pay. She did us a favor.
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She made life harder for all of us.
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Look, I'm on the Library's list.
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I can't turn her in.
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But you can.
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Take the heat off of everyone
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until we figure out what to do next.
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23.
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Thought you bailed.
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Just, you know...
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figuring some shit out.
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So Shoshana, she...
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she get you solved?
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Mm, she's dead.
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I'm sorry. That's heavy.
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Yeah, it is.
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Still no answers.
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No closer to what I am.
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And Eliot's still alive,
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but that means we have
to help The Monster.
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Which is why I'm drinking.
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I could use a drink, too.
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I have a real fun message to deliver.
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Hey.
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Where've you been?
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Timeline jumping.
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I actually met your Penny.
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He's... he's, well, dead,
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but good.
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And he asked me to tell you
that he's sorry.
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And he loves you.
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In other words, not coming back, right?
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That's...
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What am I supposed to do with that?
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Truth is, he...
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was pretty broken up about it.
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He asked that you let him go.
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He's proud of you.
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He knows you're moving on,
taking charge.
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You're gonna find your way and...
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Be happy.
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God, what the fuck does he know?
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Well, this is just what I needed today.
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Hi, Mom.
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I went to get a Library card
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and they treated me like
the mother of a criminal...
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which... I guess I am now.
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- What did you tell them?
- What is there to tell?
268
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,561
I never see you
unless you need something.
269
00:12:39,694 --> 00:12:41,696
It's just a simple cooperative spell.
270
00:12:43,176 --> 00:12:45,255
And yet you came all this way.
271
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,398
Okay, it requires
a mother and a daughter.
272
00:12:49,834 --> 00:12:52,740
Well, you could say "please."
273
00:12:52,750 --> 00:12:53,828
Fine.
274
00:12:53,838 --> 00:12:55,656
Please.
275
00:12:55,666 --> 00:12:59,225
I'm afraid we have to make it quick.
I have plans.
276
00:13:07,565 --> 00:13:09,774
Wow, you've really done
a lot with this place.
277
00:13:09,785 --> 00:13:13,518
Well, the Library helped me redo
Daniel's architectural spells
278
00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:15,433
and his protection wards.
279
00:13:15,443 --> 00:13:17,653
You mean that crazy
lock-down spell Dad installed
280
00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:19,742
after he saw "The Purge"?
281
00:13:19,752 --> 00:13:21,874
I'm alone now, Alice.
282
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,191
A defenseless widow.
283
00:13:25,496 --> 00:13:27,619
What's that?
284
00:13:27,629 --> 00:13:30,666
The Library put that in after
the Modesto Act of Terror.
285
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,842
Keeps track of magic use.
286
00:13:32,852 --> 00:13:34,800
So you take their handouts,
and in exchange
287
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,497
you let them spy on you?
288
00:13:36,507 --> 00:13:38,499
The gas company keeps a meter
behind the garage.
289
00:13:38,509 --> 00:13:40,763
Are they spying on me?
290
00:13:40,773 --> 00:13:43,548
The Library saved magic, Alice.
291
00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:45,463
They provide a resource.
292
00:13:45,473 --> 00:13:47,813
Who cares if they keep track
of who uses it?
293
00:13:47,823 --> 00:13:50,250
They gave you extra magic for that?
294
00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,513
You always resented my flowers.
295
00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:54,515
You're both pretty.
296
00:13:54,525 --> 00:13:56,430
You both deserve my attention.
297
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:57,910
Jesus Christ, Stephanie.
298
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,903
I don't give a shit about
your stupid ditch weeds.
299
00:13:59,914 --> 00:14:02,700
Lives are at stake. Let's get started.
300
00:14:05,972 --> 00:14:07,877
I mean, sure it's enchanted,
301
00:14:07,887 --> 00:14:10,401
but what's a dragon gonna do
with a human-sized telescope?
302
00:14:10,411 --> 00:14:12,533
I don't know. I'm all out of baby teeth.
303
00:14:12,543 --> 00:14:14,579
Hello? Yes, we are going to be
304
00:14:14,589 --> 00:14:17,277
delayed indefinitely. Please hold.
305
00:14:17,287 --> 00:14:19,497
No, no, not until
we've located the item.
306
00:14:19,507 --> 00:14:21,847
I'm gonna have to call you back.
Please hold.
307
00:14:21,857 --> 00:14:24,633
Please hold, I...
This is not a good time.
308
00:14:24,643 --> 00:14:26,983
It has to be now. You the herald?
309
00:14:26,993 --> 00:14:30,639
I'm Harold, the Herald of
the East River Dragon.
310
00:14:30,649 --> 00:14:33,380
I responded to a confusingly
worded help-wanted ad.
311
00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:35,382
Can we just talk to your boss?
312
00:14:35,392 --> 00:14:36,470
We're closed, sir.
313
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,646
I... Just come on.
314
00:14:37,656 --> 00:14:39,560
We have an emergency.
315
00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:41,824
Regarding an item
that perhaps you've lost,
316
00:14:41,834 --> 00:14:43,869
or someone may have stolen?
317
00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:45,610
Yeah, we could help. We could find it.
318
00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,568
Nice offer, but I doubt you can.
319
00:14:47,578 --> 00:14:49,875
Just tell us what got stolen.
320
00:14:49,885 --> 00:14:51,703
Yeah, come on. We're professionals.
321
00:14:55,369 --> 00:14:58,579
This elixir is worth more
than both of you.
322
00:14:58,589 --> 00:15:00,059
The Great Lady of the East River
323
00:15:00,069 --> 00:15:01,582
will give you whatever you choose
324
00:15:01,592 --> 00:15:03,584
if you recover it.
325
00:15:03,594 --> 00:15:05,064
But you won't.
326
00:15:05,074 --> 00:15:08,502
The thief used this.
327
00:15:08,512 --> 00:15:09,895
It's untrackable.
328
00:15:09,905 --> 00:15:12,603
Can I see that?
329
00:15:15,606 --> 00:15:17,012
We can do this.
330
00:15:17,023 --> 00:15:18,164
You seem confident.
331
00:15:18,175 --> 00:15:21,037
Yeah, his tracking spell failed
because he used the wrong circumstances.
332
00:15:21,047 --> 00:15:22,649
He didn't know where the thief got this.
333
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,780
- Which is?
- Fillory.
334
00:15:24,790 --> 00:15:26,956
Hello? Yes. Right away.
335
00:15:34,974 --> 00:15:37,657
- Are you the lady from...
- Your dreams?
336
00:15:41,894 --> 00:15:43,624
So you're a prophet?
337
00:15:43,634 --> 00:15:47,106
And a, uh, cat-type person?
338
00:15:47,116 --> 00:15:49,021
Did I appear in your dreams as well?
339
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,589
Wait, you don't know
340
00:15:51,599 --> 00:15:53,547
if you were in my dreams?
341
00:15:53,557 --> 00:15:55,734
It was rhetorical.
342
00:15:57,561 --> 00:15:59,815
You desire your future.
343
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:02,818
See you're just stating the obvious.
344
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:05,821
A vision.
345
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,823
You are leaving.
346
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:10,434
You did not earn
what you're here to seek.
347
00:16:10,444 --> 00:16:12,436
No, no, no, ignore her.
348
00:16:12,446 --> 00:16:14,665
I will do anything.
349
00:16:16,493 --> 00:16:18,834
The vision changes.
350
00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:20,139
You're celebrating.
351
00:16:20,149 --> 00:16:22,794
You stand on a stone path
352
00:16:22,804 --> 00:16:25,449
that you will lay.
353
00:16:25,459 --> 00:16:28,669
Next to a roof you re-thatch
354
00:16:28,679 --> 00:16:31,150
near a garden you will plant.
355
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:35,154
So to get a prophecy we have
to landscape your yard, huh?
356
00:16:35,164 --> 00:16:36,503
Your wish is...
357
00:16:36,513 --> 00:16:38,493
My command.
358
00:16:39,473 --> 00:16:40,635
Small note?
359
00:16:40,646 --> 00:16:43,946
Your whole predicting-what-
we're-gonna-say thing is a tad...
360
00:16:43,956 --> 00:16:45,121
Annoying.
361
00:16:45,131 --> 00:16:47,514
Oh, you're good.
362
00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:57,931
Poppy.
363
00:16:58,187 --> 00:17:00,614
What are you doing in
the Physical Kids' Cottage?
364
00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:03,530
I've been meaning to reach out.
365
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,706
Notice you got magic back. Amazing.
366
00:17:05,716 --> 00:17:08,840
They didn't have an appropriate
thank-you card at Target.
367
00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:12,452
So you got this in Fillory
and used it to rob a dragon?
368
00:17:12,462 --> 00:17:14,890
Uh, no. Why would I?
369
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,759
Because you're a
dragon-obsessed crazy person
370
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,253
who does selfish things
for personal gain.
371
00:17:18,264 --> 00:17:22,898
Oh, please. Name one
example of... wait, don't.
372
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:25,030
I remember.
373
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,685
You're literally dripping
with sweat, which is a...
374
00:17:27,695 --> 00:17:30,122
usually a pretty good sign that
somebody's hiding something.
375
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,788
Okay, fine. You caught me.
376
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:38,401
Happy?
377
00:17:40,882 --> 00:17:42,743
Hello?
378
00:17:42,753 --> 00:17:44,920
Q?
379
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,922
- Anyone?
- Hey.
380
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,837
What are... what are you doing here?
381
00:17:48,847 --> 00:17:51,752
What are you? You were
supposed to be back hours ago.
382
00:17:51,762 --> 00:17:53,145
Kady had to cast a locator.
383
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,756
Somebody moved this entire cottage.
384
00:17:55,766 --> 00:17:56,975
Right, uh, sorry.
385
00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:59,848
Things just got, um, so complicated.
386
00:17:59,858 --> 00:18:01,937
- Is that chili?
- Yeah.
387
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,677
Will you just give me a...
388
00:18:03,687 --> 00:18:05,864
will you just excuse me
for a second, um...
389
00:18:10,259 --> 00:18:12,730
- Oh, hey, there.
- Oh, hello.
390
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:13,774
Belly.
391
00:18:13,784 --> 00:18:15,515
Okay, before you ask:
392
00:18:15,525 --> 00:18:17,126
Yes, it was my tranquilizer dart.
393
00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:19,084
But some douchewad stole it from me.
394
00:18:19,094 --> 00:18:20,781
I would never cross a dragon.
395
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:23,262
I'm not an idiot.
396
00:18:23,272 --> 00:18:25,090
Um, but what are you doing here?
397
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,136
I needed a place to gestate,
398
00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:30,835
and I'm, mm, technically
still enrolled, so...
399
00:18:35,719 --> 00:18:38,189
Julia, we have some news.
400
00:18:39,245 --> 00:18:41,628
I'm going to be a dad.
401
00:18:50,732 --> 00:18:54,073
Well, this is some serious
Mr. Miyagi bullshit.
402
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:56,815
But wasn't Mr. Miyagi
403
00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:58,556
actually training Daniel-san
404
00:18:58,566 --> 00:19:00,601
for his big fight against Cobra Kai?
405
00:19:00,611 --> 00:19:02,995
Do you think we're learning
secret fighting skills?
406
00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:06,172
When did you watch "The Karate Kid"?
407
00:19:06,182 --> 00:19:08,087
Over there, the garden is overgrown
408
00:19:08,097 --> 00:19:09,697
with Strangler Vines.
409
00:19:09,707 --> 00:19:11,787
Why do you think
we're avoiding that part?
410
00:19:11,797 --> 00:19:13,179
I have seen a vision.
411
00:19:13,189 --> 00:19:15,181
All vines trimmed by your hand.
412
00:19:15,191 --> 00:19:17,193
Weeds, gone.
413
00:19:21,241 --> 00:19:22,710
Where you going?
414
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,539
I'm gonna go take care of a weed.
415
00:19:25,549 --> 00:19:27,106
It's an act, right?
416
00:19:27,116 --> 00:19:29,935
She's gotta be the one
that stole from the dragon.
417
00:19:29,945 --> 00:19:32,590
I don't know, Q's acting like it's real.
418
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,680
He's taking this whole "father"
thing pretty seriously.
419
00:19:35,690 --> 00:19:37,813
He's talking about what kind
of dad he wants to be.
420
00:19:37,823 --> 00:19:39,640
I mean, look at her.
421
00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:42,600
She's sketchy on a good day.
422
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:44,820
Definitely hiding something.
423
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:47,866
I can feel it through every mental ward.
424
00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:50,826
Bet she cast some shit on him.
425
00:19:52,185 --> 00:19:54,917
Dragon erotica?
426
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,745
"The Dragon Riders of Porn."
427
00:19:57,755 --> 00:20:00,096
By Poppy Kline.
428
00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:04,317
Oh, number-one best seller
in its category.
429
00:20:04,327 --> 00:20:06,667
Oh, wow.
430
00:20:06,677 --> 00:20:09,061
It's detailed.
431
00:20:09,071 --> 00:20:10,681
The elixir?
432
00:20:12,727 --> 00:20:15,154
I thought Q said
he didn't find anything.
433
00:20:15,164 --> 00:20:18,080
Why is it empty?
434
00:20:22,998 --> 00:20:24,772
It's not glowing, Alice.
435
00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:26,600
I can see that, Stephanie.
436
00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:27,993
Well, that's five tries,
437
00:20:28,003 --> 00:20:29,995
and I am not having my magic suspended
438
00:20:30,005 --> 00:20:31,605
because of your thumb-heavy casting.
439
00:20:31,615 --> 00:20:33,216
I'm not thumb-heavy!
440
00:20:33,226 --> 00:20:36,175
It's not your fault that
you inherited Daniel's fingers.
441
00:20:36,185 --> 00:20:37,960
The problem is casting a spell
442
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,700
that requires a connection with a mother
443
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:41,267
who refuses to be called "Mom."
444
00:20:41,277 --> 00:20:43,879
Connections take two people, Alice.
445
00:20:45,368 --> 00:20:46,969
I don't mean to be rude,
446
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,884
but I did tell you
that I had previous plans.
447
00:20:48,894 --> 00:20:51,060
Now you act like I can
just drop everything
448
00:20:51,070 --> 00:20:53,018
for your thick-fingered spells.
449
00:20:53,028 --> 00:20:55,728
The reason it's not working is because
you would rather go on a date
450
00:20:55,739 --> 00:20:56,979
than help your own daughter.
451
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,284
It's not a date.
452
00:20:58,294 --> 00:20:59,895
It's Carol.
453
00:20:59,905 --> 00:21:02,985
The last time you saw her
you electrocuted her,
454
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,248
so best not test her loyalty.
455
00:21:05,258 --> 00:21:07,990
The Library offers rewards
for fugitives.
456
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,165
Out the back.
457
00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:17,042
I'm not leaving without my spell.
458
00:21:17,052 --> 00:21:19,044
Nice illusion work, Carol.
459
00:21:19,054 --> 00:21:20,393
You look great.
460
00:21:20,403 --> 00:21:22,308
I mean, you always look great, I just...
461
00:21:22,318 --> 00:21:24,658
I'm... I'm really sorry about last time.
462
00:21:24,668 --> 00:21:26,747
Let's just leave it
in the past, shall we?
463
00:21:26,757 --> 00:21:28,227
For what it's worth,
464
00:21:28,237 --> 00:21:30,360
the Library doesn't like me
very much, either.
465
00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:31,463
Why is that?
466
00:21:31,474 --> 00:21:33,954
My new business.
467
00:21:40,423 --> 00:21:42,372
Marital aids.
468
00:21:42,382 --> 00:21:45,766
Your partner feels everything,
even long-distance.
469
00:21:45,776 --> 00:21:47,768
Especially long-distance.
470
00:21:47,778 --> 00:21:50,336
Oh. Wow.
471
00:21:50,346 --> 00:21:52,773
Now, who is that?
472
00:21:52,783 --> 00:21:53,964
They work for the Library.
473
00:21:53,975 --> 00:21:55,428
Well, I'll just send them away.
474
00:21:55,438 --> 00:21:57,082
What are they doing here
in the first place?
475
00:21:57,092 --> 00:21:58,214
I don't know what...
476
00:21:58,224 --> 00:22:00,259
You called them on me.
477
00:22:00,269 --> 00:22:01,826
I would never!
478
00:22:01,836 --> 00:22:03,620
Oh, would you just stop
for once, Mother?
479
00:22:11,977 --> 00:22:13,185
Bollocks.
480
00:22:13,195 --> 00:22:14,505
No, wh... what did you do?
481
00:22:14,516 --> 00:22:16,448
My dad's Purge protocol.
I locked them out.
482
00:22:16,459 --> 00:22:18,766
And us in.
483
00:22:20,724 --> 00:22:24,109
Aah! Fen! Fen!
484
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,459
Umber's Balls! What did you do?
485
00:22:26,469 --> 00:22:29,810
I shoved this bullshit artist
right in the briar patch.
486
00:22:29,820 --> 00:22:32,291
Thought she'd see it coming. Guess not.
487
00:22:32,301 --> 00:22:34,424
Margo, don't do this.
I'll never get my prophecy.
488
00:22:34,434 --> 00:22:36,339
Yes, free me or no prophecy!
489
00:22:36,349 --> 00:22:39,951
Oh, shut your lie-gina,
you cat-dressing con artist.
490
00:22:39,961 --> 00:22:41,474
How can I save you?
491
00:22:41,484 --> 00:22:43,955
I see some shears
492
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,478
in the shed!
493
00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,090
What?
494
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,961
You didn't predict this?
495
00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:51,963
It's all a lie, Fen.
496
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:55,063
She's been using us to do her shit work.
497
00:22:56,846 --> 00:22:59,752
Oh, my gods.
498
00:22:59,763 --> 00:23:02,060
I deloused this wench's goat.
499
00:23:02,070 --> 00:23:05,063
Okay, I confess! I lied!
500
00:23:05,073 --> 00:23:07,500
No shit, Benedict Cumber-douche.
501
00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:08,936
But why?
502
00:23:08,946 --> 00:23:11,504
Because you people keep coming.
503
00:23:11,514 --> 00:23:14,072
Eating my food and...
504
00:23:14,082 --> 00:23:15,769
and ruining my yard.
505
00:23:15,779 --> 00:23:17,162
We do?
506
00:23:17,172 --> 00:23:19,077
In dreams she appears near here,
507
00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:20,513
so you all come to find her.
508
00:23:20,523 --> 00:23:22,515
And then you force them to work for you.
509
00:23:22,525 --> 00:23:24,822
I only wanted to repair
what was destroyed
510
00:23:24,832 --> 00:23:26,128
by pilgrims like you.
511
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:29,522
So the real Green Hood, what's her deal?
512
00:23:29,532 --> 00:23:31,959
A Questing Creature.
513
00:23:31,969 --> 00:23:33,396
She can only be caught in dreams.
514
00:23:33,406 --> 00:23:34,919
It's tricky.
515
00:23:34,929 --> 00:23:36,834
She is called The Napster.
516
00:23:36,844 --> 00:23:39,924
- "Napster"?
- Like the music-sharing site?
517
00:23:39,934 --> 00:23:42,405
I met Sean Parker at an Arby's.
518
00:23:42,415 --> 00:23:46,061
I seriously underestimate you
sometimes, you know that?
519
00:23:46,071 --> 00:23:47,801
Yeah, no, I know that.
520
00:23:47,811 --> 00:23:49,151
Well, not anymore.
521
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:51,153
I hate Fillory for making me say this,
522
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:54,731
but we have to shut down The Napster.
523
00:24:04,036 --> 00:24:06,899
- Hey, what are you doing?
- Uh...
524
00:24:06,909 --> 00:24:09,902
Poppy wanted to feel like
she was on a beach,
525
00:24:09,912 --> 00:24:13,132
so just... I'm helping her out.
526
00:24:15,265 --> 00:24:18,137
Definitely acting normal.
527
00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:25,918
Holy shit.
528
00:24:25,928 --> 00:24:28,485
Guys, I think I've got it.
529
00:24:28,495 --> 00:24:31,358
Yeah, I mean, that's one way
of putting it...
530
00:24:31,368 --> 00:24:32,663
the way the lava's erupting.
531
00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:34,187
Don't... don't you get it?
532
00:24:34,197 --> 00:24:36,852
It's the elixir.
533
00:24:38,897 --> 00:24:40,323
- Oh, God.
- Ah!
534
00:24:41,639 --> 00:24:43,500
The elixir is dragon spooge.
535
00:24:43,510 --> 00:24:45,502
Why? Why would she steal that?
536
00:24:45,512 --> 00:24:48,157
Holy fuck.
537
00:24:48,167 --> 00:24:51,465
So, remember how we said
Quentin was the father?
538
00:24:51,475 --> 00:24:52,596
We lied.
539
00:24:52,606 --> 00:24:54,163
So you're saying you...
540
00:24:54,173 --> 00:24:55,991
Turkey-bastered myself
with dragon semen.
541
00:24:56,001 --> 00:24:57,384
No big.
542
00:24:57,394 --> 00:24:59,690
I have a few... thousand questions.
543
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:02,302
Think of dragons
as universal sperm donors.
544
00:25:02,312 --> 00:25:04,608
Makes for some really cool hybrids.
545
00:25:04,618 --> 00:25:06,306
My kid's gonna be epic.
546
00:25:06,316 --> 00:25:08,699
It sounds kind of dangerous.
547
00:25:08,709 --> 00:25:10,527
Do you have any idea
how big it's gonna...
548
00:25:10,537 --> 00:25:12,355
Oh, nope. This is a first.
549
00:25:12,365 --> 00:25:14,009
Historic.
550
00:25:14,019 --> 00:25:16,272
I suggest you back the fuck up.
551
00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:18,709
No one is taking my baby.
552
00:25:18,719 --> 00:25:21,582
Said the world's first
true mama of dragons.
553
00:25:21,592 --> 00:25:23,062
Look, Poppy, I don't know you,
554
00:25:23,072 --> 00:25:25,064
but you're acting kind of...
555
00:25:25,074 --> 00:25:27,370
just trust me when I say
magical pregnancies
556
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:29,372
can mess with your head.
557
00:25:29,382 --> 00:25:32,385
Especially the people around you.
558
00:25:34,387 --> 00:25:37,380
Oh, crap.
559
00:25:37,390 --> 00:25:41,167
You know what, hold that...
two... thought two seconds.
560
00:25:41,177 --> 00:25:42,569
Guys, sidebar?
561
00:25:46,225 --> 00:25:48,217
Dragon fetus.
562
00:25:48,227 --> 00:25:50,045
That's why Q's acting crazy.
563
00:25:50,055 --> 00:25:52,482
Must have some sort
of built-in protection.
564
00:25:52,492 --> 00:25:55,147
It's touch.
565
00:25:59,238 --> 00:26:02,101
So that's dragon pregnancy porn?
566
00:26:02,111 --> 00:26:04,016
Don't kink shame.
567
00:26:04,026 --> 00:26:07,236
No, it says here that
dragon babies have a pheromone.
568
00:26:07,246 --> 00:26:10,631
Anything touches them, it takes over.
569
00:26:10,641 --> 00:26:13,329
Forces them to nurture
so the baby's safe.
570
00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:15,679
So Q touched Poppy's belly,
571
00:26:15,689 --> 00:26:17,464
and now they're nesting.
572
00:26:17,474 --> 00:26:19,258
The hell are we gonna do?
573
00:26:21,217 --> 00:26:22,773
Traveler-proof wards.
574
00:26:22,783 --> 00:26:24,210
Balls.
575
00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,125
I'm supposed to be on easy duty.
576
00:26:26,135 --> 00:26:29,063
"Tag 'em and bag 'em," not
"manage 'a hostage situation,"
577
00:26:29,074 --> 00:26:30,520
for shit's sake.
578
00:26:30,531 --> 00:26:32,815
- We know it's a hostage situation?
- Don't be daft.
579
00:26:32,826 --> 00:26:34,508
When people turn in friends and family,
580
00:26:34,519 --> 00:26:36,183
sometimes they take it a touch personal.
581
00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:38,137
You think she realized
that Stephanie called us?
582
00:26:38,147 --> 00:26:40,400
Muhammed, I have no idea.
583
00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:42,066
I also don't really give a fuck.
584
00:26:42,085 --> 00:26:45,677
I do. Protocol dictates
that we break in there.
585
00:26:46,329 --> 00:26:48,321
Arrest the fugitive
before anything happens.
586
00:26:48,331 --> 00:26:50,671
Let me know
when you get through the wards.
587
00:26:50,681 --> 00:26:52,194
I'll just be over here.
588
00:26:52,204 --> 00:26:53,511
Wanking.
589
00:26:54,772 --> 00:26:57,644
We can deploy the screamers.
590
00:26:59,516 --> 00:27:02,248
You're doing the paperwork.
591
00:27:02,258 --> 00:27:04,641
Alice, I don't know
592
00:27:04,651 --> 00:27:06,730
why they're here, okay?
593
00:27:06,740 --> 00:27:09,733
It's probably just a...
a friendly, routine visit.
594
00:27:09,743 --> 00:27:10,970
Just admit it, Stephanie.
595
00:27:10,981 --> 00:27:13,260
- You blame me for all your problems.
- That is not true.
596
00:27:13,271 --> 00:27:15,057
You barely think of me as a daughter.
597
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:16,820
The second you had a chance
to turn me in
598
00:27:16,831 --> 00:27:19,526
- for your own benefit, you took it.
- No, I didn't!
599
00:27:19,536 --> 00:27:23,356
I... turned in Carol.
600
00:27:23,366 --> 00:27:25,112
What?
601
00:27:25,123 --> 00:27:27,273
Hi, Carol.
602
00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:36,108
We came for the elixir.
The elixir's definitely gone.
603
00:27:36,118 --> 00:27:38,327
We're not getting it back, so now what?
604
00:27:38,337 --> 00:27:39,676
I don't know.
605
00:27:39,686 --> 00:27:42,689
I guess we gotta find something
else to give the dragon.
606
00:27:43,821 --> 00:27:47,119
It says here that dragon eggs
take three years to gestate.
607
00:27:47,129 --> 00:27:49,164
So this is informative
608
00:27:49,174 --> 00:27:51,340
dragon pregnancy porn.
609
00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:53,864
Poppy stole the elixir last week.
610
00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:55,779
Would she be this pregnant already?
611
00:27:55,789 --> 00:27:56,867
You think she's lying.
612
00:27:56,877 --> 00:27:58,869
Well, it's Poppy.
613
00:27:58,879 --> 00:28:00,697
I mean, what... what sounds real?
614
00:28:00,707 --> 00:28:03,831
A reptile-redhead hybrid
or a lying thief
615
00:28:03,841 --> 00:28:06,138
stashing actual fertilized
dragon eggs somewhere?
616
00:28:06,148 --> 00:28:08,183
I'll beat it out of him.
617
00:28:08,193 --> 00:28:09,880
So you're...
618
00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:12,883
- Normal human pregnant.
- Seriously?
619
00:28:12,893 --> 00:28:14,711
How do we ever believe anything you say?
620
00:28:14,721 --> 00:28:17,497
- It's called a misdirect.
- Yeah, so that you didn't find Falcor.
621
00:28:17,507 --> 00:28:18,759
We're not calling it "Falcor."
622
00:28:18,769 --> 00:28:20,326
Would you please let me have...
623
00:28:20,336 --> 00:28:21,805
Okay, well, how is it even possible
624
00:28:21,815 --> 00:28:23,416
you used the elixir to fertilize that?
625
00:28:23,426 --> 00:28:25,418
Duh. Dragons are just fancy fish.
626
00:28:25,428 --> 00:28:27,550
Spray a load on the egg, and voila.
627
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,204
Okay, you two have got
the pheromone crazies.
628
00:28:29,214 --> 00:28:33,469
You've touched the egg and now
it's making you do stupid things.
629
00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:35,010
You let go of Falcor!
630
00:28:35,021 --> 00:28:38,344
I will murder you if you hurt my baby!
Do you understand?
631
00:28:38,354 --> 00:28:40,911
Uh, guys?
632
00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:43,479
Why do I want to lick this egg?
I want to lick this egg.
633
00:28:43,489 --> 00:28:45,568
Oh, that goes away in a few minutes.
634
00:28:47,189 --> 00:28:49,658
- Oh, boy.
- Egg beats oven mitts, bitch.
635
00:28:49,669 --> 00:28:51,115
Now you're my sister-wife.
636
00:28:51,126 --> 00:28:52,749
Yo, Julia, you want to
get a lick off this egg?
637
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,059
Oh, four parents? I mean, I
guess it worked on "Big Love."
638
00:28:55,070 --> 00:28:57,764
Julia, do not lick that egg!
Don't... don't!
639
00:28:59,766 --> 00:29:02,759
The funny thing is,
magic doesn't work on me
640
00:29:02,769 --> 00:29:04,631
the way it does on you!
641
00:29:04,642 --> 00:29:07,601
Travel or follow us, and it's
eggs over easy, you hear me?
642
00:29:10,429 --> 00:29:12,552
It's Sam's gun. The cop.
643
00:29:12,562 --> 00:29:14,421
- I kept it.
- Smart.
644
00:29:14,432 --> 00:29:16,908
No, no...
645
00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,135
Falcor...
646
00:29:34,658 --> 00:29:36,476
The Library won't stop
at screaming books.
647
00:29:36,486 --> 00:29:37,912
We have to find a way out of here.
648
00:29:37,922 --> 00:29:40,785
Or Carol could do the right thing
649
00:29:40,795 --> 00:29:42,525
and turn herself in.
650
00:29:42,535 --> 00:29:44,789
All I'm doing is selling intimacy aids.
651
00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:46,486
Oh, please.
652
00:29:46,496 --> 00:29:49,794
Half your customers use them
to punish their enemies.
653
00:29:49,804 --> 00:29:52,274
Carol, voodoo dolls for fucking
654
00:29:52,284 --> 00:29:54,320
are still fucking voodoo dolls.
655
00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:56,322
They are.
656
00:29:56,332 --> 00:29:58,280
Could we use those
on the Librarians outside?
657
00:29:58,290 --> 00:30:00,805
They require DNA.
658
00:30:00,815 --> 00:30:02,894
Oh, I have that.
659
00:30:02,904 --> 00:30:05,548
Oh, Jesus Christ, Miss Judgey.
660
00:30:05,558 --> 00:30:07,333
I didn't.
661
00:30:07,343 --> 00:30:08,900
Not that I wouldn't,
662
00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:11,293
but they were here this morning,
663
00:30:11,303 --> 00:30:13,731
and their mugs are in the sink.
664
00:30:15,743 --> 00:30:17,343
And maybe next time...
665
00:30:17,353 --> 00:30:18,997
you will listen to me.
666
00:30:19,007 --> 00:30:20,738
I have been trying
667
00:30:20,748 --> 00:30:22,870
to get rid of you all day long.
668
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,829
The least you could do is acknowledge
669
00:30:24,839 --> 00:30:26,656
that I didn't turn you in.
670
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:28,833
You turned in your best friend.
671
00:30:28,843 --> 00:30:31,531
That spell just proves
that we are strangers.
672
00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:33,620
And I am fine with it,
because I wouldn't want
673
00:30:33,630 --> 00:30:35,622
to be related to somebody
who did what you did.
674
00:30:35,632 --> 00:30:37,329
You...
675
00:30:40,550 --> 00:30:43,727
Alice, you do not make this easy.
676
00:30:45,598 --> 00:30:47,852
I know what you're capable of.
677
00:30:47,862 --> 00:30:50,734
Good and bad.
678
00:30:52,562 --> 00:30:54,859
But there is nothing that you could say,
679
00:30:54,869 --> 00:30:57,383
there is nothing that you could do,
680
00:30:57,393 --> 00:31:00,962
that would make me turn you in.
681
00:31:04,966 --> 00:31:08,230
You are all I have.
682
00:31:14,889 --> 00:31:16,576
Could we try the mother-daughter spell
683
00:31:16,586 --> 00:31:17,761
one more time?
684
00:31:24,812 --> 00:31:26,770
Why did it work this time?
685
00:31:31,775 --> 00:31:33,985
You and I never liked each other,
686
00:31:33,995 --> 00:31:36,944
and when Dad died, I thought
that we'd finally be done
687
00:31:36,954 --> 00:31:39,435
and you'd wash your hands
as a mother, but you didn't.
688
00:31:41,611 --> 00:31:43,516
You still protect me.
689
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:45,866
In your own way.
690
00:31:45,876 --> 00:31:48,042
Which means I was the one
691
00:31:48,052 --> 00:31:50,794
choosing to not be your daughter.
692
00:31:53,797 --> 00:31:55,886
Oh, honey...
693
00:31:58,933 --> 00:32:01,326
So it was your fault?
694
00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,510
Are you bitches ready for a puppet show?
695
00:32:22,782 --> 00:32:25,036
- Are you okay?
- Uh-huh.
696
00:32:25,046 --> 00:32:27,647
Oh, my God.
697
00:32:31,835 --> 00:32:33,131
Do that one again.
698
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,682
It's over, Jules. Give us the egg.
699
00:33:02,692 --> 00:33:05,032
What part of "I have a gun"
did you forget about?
700
00:33:05,042 --> 00:33:08,166
Back off, or your baby gets it.
701
00:33:08,176 --> 00:33:09,907
Fine.
702
00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:11,778
You gonna hold your arms
out there all night?
703
00:33:17,620 --> 00:33:20,004
Holy fuck.
704
00:33:22,538 --> 00:33:24,573
Why the hell
705
00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:26,053
is everybody yelling?
706
00:33:26,063 --> 00:33:29,013
Oh, I... I sent them
to find your elixir.
707
00:33:29,023 --> 00:33:30,710
It is here, O Ancient One.
708
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,103
In this egg.
709
00:33:32,113 --> 00:33:33,887
It's, um... it's kind of fertilized.
710
00:33:33,897 --> 00:33:35,019
What?
711
00:33:35,029 --> 00:33:38,500
I'm only 12,422.
712
00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:41,025
Too young to be a mother.
713
00:33:41,035 --> 00:33:44,038
Wait, how can you hold it like that?
714
00:33:46,127 --> 00:33:48,510
- Here, if you'd just take it...
- It's mine!
715
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,556
I won it off the Seine River Dragon.
716
00:33:50,566 --> 00:33:53,994
This is Amelie's egg?
717
00:33:54,004 --> 00:33:55,909
Is... is that good?
718
00:33:55,919 --> 00:33:58,520
Well, not for Amelie.
719
00:33:58,530 --> 00:34:00,750
In the basket.
720
00:34:01,828 --> 00:34:05,048
- No, no, please! I need it! Please!
- Julie, let's talk about this.
721
00:34:05,059 --> 00:34:06,920
It's not too late
to do the right thing, Julia.
722
00:34:06,930 --> 00:34:09,531
No, no...
723
00:34:09,541 --> 00:34:11,055
- My baby!
- No, no, no!
724
00:34:11,065 --> 00:34:12,708
- No, my...
- No, no, no!
725
00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:15,494
- Falcor!
- My baby!
726
00:34:15,504 --> 00:34:17,288
Falcor!
727
00:34:21,075 --> 00:34:23,599
Baby...
728
00:34:32,351 --> 00:34:34,169
Thank you, Alice.
729
00:34:34,179 --> 00:34:35,922
Truly.
730
00:34:35,933 --> 00:34:37,925
I've arranged
for the increase in rations.
731
00:34:38,053 --> 00:34:39,870
Thank you, as well.
732
00:34:39,881 --> 00:34:42,395
Well, for once,
733
00:34:42,405 --> 00:34:45,311
everyone in this room
has done something good.
734
00:34:45,321 --> 00:34:49,020
Let's enjoy it
for the five seconds it lasts.
735
00:34:54,373 --> 00:34:55,887
Of course.
736
00:34:55,897 --> 00:34:57,236
Sheila.
737
00:34:57,246 --> 00:34:59,727
And, five seconds over.
738
00:35:03,774 --> 00:35:05,331
Alice.
739
00:35:05,341 --> 00:35:07,082
It's good to see you.
740
00:35:08,779 --> 00:35:10,728
Why are you wearing that?
741
00:35:10,738 --> 00:35:12,294
Well, um...
742
00:35:12,304 --> 00:35:13,948
it's because I joined the Order.
743
00:35:13,958 --> 00:35:16,255
And on that note...
744
00:35:16,265 --> 00:35:18,126
What the fuck did you do to her?
745
00:35:18,136 --> 00:35:20,660
Nothing, I promise.
746
00:35:20,671 --> 00:35:22,818
- They forced you!
- Alice, please just sit down.
747
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:23,842
No!
748
00:35:23,853 --> 00:35:25,926
It's everything I ever wanted.
749
00:35:25,937 --> 00:35:28,179
- Do you know what they do?
- No, nothing's perfect.
750
00:35:28,190 --> 00:35:30,777
- People have died!
- Alice...
751
00:35:31,366 --> 00:35:34,881
what you did for me,
I will always owe you.
752
00:35:34,892 --> 00:35:38,146
But now you should see
what I'm working on.
753
00:35:38,156 --> 00:35:41,454
Alice, I'm helping people.
754
00:35:41,464 --> 00:35:43,108
It's good.
755
00:35:43,118 --> 00:35:45,284
And now you're safe, too, Alice.
756
00:35:45,294 --> 00:35:47,112
As a Junior Librarian, Sheila's book
757
00:35:47,122 --> 00:35:48,722
has been placed in the Poison Room,
758
00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:50,811
where any inconsistencies with your book
759
00:35:50,821 --> 00:35:54,119
will remain undetected.
760
00:35:54,129 --> 00:35:56,131
The beacon, please.
761
00:35:57,741 --> 00:35:59,777
They're not good, okay?
762
00:35:59,787 --> 00:36:01,430
They're compromised. They are the enemy.
763
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,782
Everyone in this room is your ally.
764
00:36:04,792 --> 00:36:06,784
No.
765
00:36:06,794 --> 00:36:09,797
You have to let me go, hon.
766
00:36:30,426 --> 00:36:32,287
How are you?
767
00:36:32,297 --> 00:36:34,202
Well, I, uh...
768
00:36:34,212 --> 00:36:37,292
I didn't get egg fever, so...
769
00:36:37,302 --> 00:36:39,120
I mean, about that.
770
00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:43,004
The not knowing
what your deal really is.
771
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,867
Well, whatever it is,
it's useful, right?
772
00:36:46,877 --> 00:36:49,391
I didn't ask that.
773
00:36:49,401 --> 00:36:51,360
I don't know.
774
00:36:52,970 --> 00:36:55,876
Q and I, we...
775
00:36:55,886 --> 00:36:57,922
used to be the same.
776
00:36:57,932 --> 00:37:00,359
I mean, we were the same thing.
777
00:37:00,369 --> 00:37:02,448
Magicians?
778
00:37:02,458 --> 00:37:04,015
Human.
779
00:37:04,025 --> 00:37:07,105
And now I'm... I don't know what I am.
780
00:37:07,115 --> 00:37:09,977
Unless a god walks in,
I'm gonna outlive everyone.
781
00:37:09,987 --> 00:37:13,024
Hard to describe what that feels like.
782
00:37:13,034 --> 00:37:14,612
Except alone.
783
00:37:16,211 --> 00:37:18,072
Funny thing about Travelers?
784
00:37:18,082 --> 00:37:21,162
We're not exactly human either.
785
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:23,208
You're alone...
786
00:37:23,218 --> 00:37:25,394
and you're not.
787
00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:29,867
Oh, Jesus.
788
00:37:29,877 --> 00:37:32,391
Oh, please tell me
that Coldwater's egg hangover
789
00:37:32,401 --> 00:37:33,566
is worse than mine.
790
00:37:38,059 --> 00:37:40,573
It's just...
791
00:37:40,583 --> 00:37:43,445
I never even thought about
being a mom, you know?
792
00:37:43,455 --> 00:37:45,404
And then I found out and...
793
00:37:45,414 --> 00:37:47,188
You realized you wanted to.
794
00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:48,886
Oh, God, no.
795
00:37:48,896 --> 00:37:51,149
I was like, "Hi, field researcher."
796
00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:53,151
I let poison things bite me for fun.
797
00:37:53,161 --> 00:37:54,456
No baby.
798
00:37:54,466 --> 00:37:56,241
But I got invited to see
799
00:37:56,251 --> 00:37:58,199
a Haitian Spiketoe mating ritual,
800
00:37:58,209 --> 00:38:00,419
and I sorta forgot to,
801
00:38:00,429 --> 00:38:02,073
you know...
802
00:38:02,083 --> 00:38:05,119
ah, fuck euphemisms... abort it.
803
00:38:08,089 --> 00:38:09,558
I'm sorry to hear that.
804
00:38:09,568 --> 00:38:11,386
Thank you.
805
00:38:11,396 --> 00:38:13,606
So I was like, okay,
give it to a nice couple.
806
00:38:13,616 --> 00:38:16,087
Fine. But I am not letting it
cramp my style.
807
00:38:16,097 --> 00:38:17,610
And then the egg,
808
00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:19,003
and the chance to fertilize it...
809
00:38:19,013 --> 00:38:22,006
unprecedented... and...
810
00:38:22,016 --> 00:38:24,922
I basically begged the East River Dragon
811
00:38:24,932 --> 00:38:26,575
to revenge-eat me.
812
00:38:26,585 --> 00:38:30,275
I mean, zero mothering instincts.
813
00:38:30,285 --> 00:38:33,017
Well, maybe it's a...
814
00:38:33,027 --> 00:38:35,454
good thing that you're...
815
00:38:35,464 --> 00:38:36,934
you know, giving it to...
816
00:38:36,944 --> 00:38:38,109
No, no, that's the thing.
817
00:38:38,119 --> 00:38:39,937
I thought I had zero.
818
00:38:39,947 --> 00:38:43,114
But then I touched that egg and...
819
00:38:43,124 --> 00:38:45,638
I get it now.
820
00:38:45,648 --> 00:38:47,640
And now I feel it for this, too.
821
00:38:49,173 --> 00:38:51,480
Oh, wow.
822
00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:54,168
Are you sure?
823
00:38:54,178 --> 00:38:55,953
I mean...
824
00:38:55,963 --> 00:38:58,346
unconventional parents
can be awesome, right?
825
00:38:58,356 --> 00:39:00,087
Or shitty.
826
00:39:00,097 --> 00:39:02,263
Think about the weird places it'll...
827
00:39:02,273 --> 00:39:05,136
and... and the germs
it'll be exposed to.
828
00:39:05,146 --> 00:39:07,181
Its immune system will be amazing.
829
00:39:07,191 --> 00:39:10,315
And if Mom's a selfish brat, well..
830
00:39:10,325 --> 00:39:13,057
it's not like good parenting
makes great artists, right?
831
00:39:13,067 --> 00:39:14,972
I, um... I think that
832
00:39:14,982 --> 00:39:17,539
you should sleep this off
for just a couple of days.
833
00:39:17,549 --> 00:39:20,238
- Here.
- No, you convinced me.
834
00:39:20,248 --> 00:39:22,980
- Wait, I...
- I'm gonna crush this.
835
00:39:22,990 --> 00:39:25,591
Me and Dakota.
836
00:39:25,601 --> 00:39:27,027
Draco.
837
00:39:27,037 --> 00:39:29,213
Misti?
838
00:39:30,998 --> 00:39:34,165
Thank you, Quentin.
839
00:39:34,175 --> 00:39:37,004
Yeah, any time. Yeah.
840
00:39:40,355 --> 00:39:41,999
Is it mine?
841
00:39:43,445 --> 00:39:46,003
No.
842
00:39:46,013 --> 00:39:48,885
Why, did you want it to be?
843
00:39:52,019 --> 00:39:54,369
You think you'll ever be a dad?
844
00:39:55,979 --> 00:39:57,623
I hope so.
845
00:39:57,633 --> 00:40:01,235
Cool, 'cause I'm making you
the godfather.
846
00:40:01,245 --> 00:40:02,541
Wait, what?
847
00:40:02,551 --> 00:40:04,282
Okay, I can't drink,
so I need to go make
848
00:40:04,292 --> 00:40:06,719
a 6,000 egg omelet immediately.
849
00:40:20,699 --> 00:40:24,128
At the behest of my mistress.
850
00:40:24,138 --> 00:40:27,218
Thank you. Uh, tell her we all said so.
851
00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:30,395
I also have a message
for the former goddess.
852
00:40:30,405 --> 00:40:32,571
My mistress wishes you good fortune
853
00:40:32,581 --> 00:40:34,268
in recovering your truth.
854
00:40:34,278 --> 00:40:37,315
She advises you not to accept
your current circumstance.
855
00:40:37,325 --> 00:40:40,100
It would we best for you,
and all of our kind,
856
00:40:40,110 --> 00:40:43,582
that you make this state
you find yourself in...
857
00:40:43,592 --> 00:40:46,019
temporary.
858
00:40:46,029 --> 00:40:47,542
Okay.
859
00:40:47,552 --> 00:40:50,154
Your mistress have any advice
on how I do that?
860
00:40:50,164 --> 00:40:53,070
You must seek The Binder.
861
00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:55,594
She then went on to explain
862
00:40:55,604 --> 00:40:57,465
what that means in elaborate detail?
863
00:41:09,661 --> 00:41:12,331
We're gonna nab this cat bitch
and get you that prophecy.
864
00:41:12,342 --> 00:41:13,304
Thanks, Margo.
865
00:41:13,315 --> 00:41:15,440
And then I'm gonna
slather myself in butter,
866
00:41:15,450 --> 00:41:18,443
throw myself at Josh's feet,
and beg for forgiveness.
867
00:41:18,453 --> 00:41:21,228
Um, I mean, I guess
that's one way of apologizing.
868
00:41:21,238 --> 00:41:23,274
I'm gonna marry that man, Fen.
869
00:41:23,284 --> 00:41:26,059
And I want you to give me away.
870
00:41:27,549 --> 00:41:30,107
But you and I aren't really...
871
00:41:30,117 --> 00:41:32,283
Oh, this is a dream.
872
00:41:35,296 --> 00:41:36,471
Hey!
873
00:41:37,820 --> 00:41:39,116
Oops.
874
00:41:39,126 --> 00:41:40,649
Guess I run fast in dreams.
875
00:41:42,129 --> 00:41:45,132
Finally caught you, Napster.
876
00:41:47,612 --> 00:41:49,300
Oh, wow, you're beautiful...
877
00:41:50,833 --> 00:41:53,608
- S-scary.
- Why aren't you waking up?
878
00:41:53,618 --> 00:41:56,133
Little trick from my friend Margo.
879
00:41:56,143 --> 00:41:58,570
Potion called Ambien.
880
00:41:58,580 --> 00:42:01,312
I may never wake up.
881
00:42:01,322 --> 00:42:03,401
You found a way so quickly.
882
00:42:03,411 --> 00:42:05,326
This bodes well for your future.
883
00:42:10,157 --> 00:42:11,713
I'm ready.
884
00:42:11,723 --> 00:42:14,248
Tell me.
885
00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:19,678
You're not gonna like it.
886
00:42:19,688 --> 00:42:21,810
Like... what?
887
00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:23,203
Your destiny.
888
00:42:23,213 --> 00:42:25,249
Very hard to change.
889
00:42:25,259 --> 00:42:27,860
Last chance to ask me
for someone else's instead.
890
00:42:27,870 --> 00:42:30,776
"Someone else's"?
891
00:42:30,786 --> 00:42:32,430
I can do that?
892
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,258
Of course.
893
00:42:34,268 --> 00:42:35,737
What'll it be?
894
00:42:35,747 --> 00:42:38,315
I'm...
895
00:42:39,490 --> 00:42:42,222
Margo might need this more than I do.
896
00:42:42,232 --> 00:42:43,876
She rules Fillory, so...
897
00:42:43,886 --> 00:42:45,834
Ah, yes.
898
00:42:45,844 --> 00:42:48,272
The girl raised to marry the king.
899
00:42:48,282 --> 00:42:50,883
Of course you're more worried
about her than yourself.
900
00:42:50,893 --> 00:42:52,885
Let me ask you a question:
901
00:42:52,895 --> 00:42:54,539
Do you value yourself, Fen?
902
00:42:54,549 --> 00:42:55,888
Of course I do.
903
00:42:55,898 --> 00:42:57,542
I...
904
00:42:57,552 --> 00:43:00,197
think I do.
905
00:43:00,207 --> 00:43:01,850
I'm not sure.
906
00:43:03,427 --> 00:43:05,898
I need to, don't I?
907
00:43:05,908 --> 00:43:09,467
What good am I to Fillory if I don't?
908
00:43:09,477 --> 00:43:11,425
Okay.
909
00:43:13,742 --> 00:43:16,517
I want mine.
910
00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:18,703
Tell me my destiny.
911
00:43:20,836 --> 00:43:24,177
Your destiny...
912
00:43:24,187 --> 00:43:26,397
concerns High King Margo.
913
00:43:26,407 --> 00:43:28,225
Seriously?
914
00:43:28,235 --> 00:43:29,748
After all that?
915
00:43:29,758 --> 00:43:32,272
A moment will come to protect
the future of Fillory.
916
00:43:32,282 --> 00:43:34,492
A moment to stand beside the High King
917
00:43:34,502 --> 00:43:36,581
before all the leaders of your world...
918
00:43:36,591 --> 00:43:37,843
I can do that.
919
00:43:37,853 --> 00:43:40,715
And then dethrone her.
920
00:43:40,725 --> 00:43:43,178
- Excuse me?
- Violently if necessary.
921
00:43:43,189 --> 00:43:44,963
Take her crown, Fen.
922
00:43:44,974 --> 00:43:47,010
Even if that means
923
00:43:47,021 --> 00:43:49,578
drenching it in her blood.
924
00:43:51,466 --> 00:43:54,511
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