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(whistling sprighfly tune)

Starring Andy Griffith...

with Ronny Howard.

Also sfam'ng Don Knalts.

Fine breakfast, Aunt Bee.

Mmm!
Don't that smell good?

| can’l hardly wait
to eat that 31 dinner.

Oh, that's not
for our dinner.

| baked that for the
social Saturday night.

Oh, well, I'll just eat
some batter.

Andy, would you hand
me that sponge?

Yes'm.

Did you arrange
to take Ellie?

Arrange to la...

oh. you mean to the social?

Well, sure.
What's to arrange?

Well, did you ask her?

Well, what‘s the need
of asking her?

She knows she's going,
and I know I'm going.

We both know we're
gonna be there together.

How do you know?

'Cause we always go together.

Still, a girl doesn't like
to be taken for granted.

She likes the courtesy
of being asked,

Well, there‘s no real need
in asking.

We got an understanding,
Ellie and me.

Well, |sti|| say
you should ask her.

What are you gonna
ask her, Paul?

To marry you?

Whatever give you
a wild idea like that?

Well, she likes you,
and you like her, don't you?

Sure.

Don't people that like
each other get married?

Well, it sometimes
works out that way.

Hope so.

You like Ellie, do you, Opie?

Sure would be nioe
to have a ma

that owns a drugstore
w'th a soda fountain.

Well, just don't be figuring on
any free ice cream cones yet.

(siren wails)

Oh, there's Barney,
making his usual quiet arrival.

I'll see Vail.

Don't be late
tor school, Opie.

—I won‘t.
-Now, remember, Andy.

Stop by and ask Ellie.

Aunt Bee, I'm
a great big growed-up boy now.

I think I can handle it
without a blueprint.

(siren wailing)

(engine rewing)

Do you have to keep
blowing that thing?

Well, no, but it sort of
lets folks know

we're open for business.

Well, you keep playing
with it like that

and I‘m going to
take it off the car.

BARNEY;
What's the matter?

Oh, I'mjust thinking
I might go see Ellie.

Got something
I want to ask her.

Oh, I'll go with you.
I can use a bottle of pop.

Unless its private.

Oh, no, ain't that private.

Come on.

Oh, yes, they‘re a very fine

pharmaceutical house,
good products.

Yes, we use
them a lot here.

We've never had
any oomplaints.

-(door bell jang ling)
-ANDY: Anybody home?

Oh, hi, Andy.
I'm glad you're here.

-Howdy, Ellie.
-Hi, Miss Ellie.

Hi, Barney. I‘d like you
to meet our new doctor.

Dr. Benson, this is Sheriff
Taylor and Deputy Fife.

-Sheriff.
-Oh, glad to see you, Doctor.

Glad you're here.
We certainly

can use some doctoring
around here.

Well, I sure hope
I can be of help.

Oh, you will.

You and your family
all fixed up

with a plaoe to stay?

Oh, I don't have any family.
I'm not married.

I don't believe
I ever heard

of a doctor
that wasn't married.

Well, you have now, Barney.

I was about to show Dr. Benson
our prescription department.

Was there anything
you wanted, Andy/.7

Oh, it'll keep.

Barney wanted a bottle of pop,
but I can get it for him,

You go ahead and show
the doctor around.

—|'|| see you later, Andy.
-0kay.

-Come along.
-Nice to have met you fellas.

Glad to see you.

Huh, seems like
a nice fella.

What kind you want?

Oh, itdon't matter.

Anything, just as long
as 't's cold.

Okay. Believe I'll
have me one, too.

That's a pretty
young doctor, Andy.

Yeah, I guess he is.

Yeah, we never had a doc
that young in Mayberry before.

I guess we ain‘t.

Want... want yours
in a glass?

Yeah.

Yeah, we've had
old Doc Carruthers

and old Doc Green
and old Doc MoKinsey.

Never seen a doc
that young before.

Well, he's just
a beginning doc.

You can't start out
being a old doc.

Got to be
a new doc first.

And new does
is young docs.

Yeah, I suppose so.

Okay.

You ain‘t worried,
why should I be?

Worried about what?

Nothing.

If you ain't wanted,
I ain't.

Well, I ain't worried.

Good.

Well, what's
to be worried about?

You are worried. aren't you?

Worried about what?

Two and two makes four.

What?

He's unmarried,
young, good-looking.

She's unmarried,
young, good-looking.

He's a doctor,
she's a druggist.

Two and two makes four.

(Ellie and Benson laughing
in distance)

Listen to that.

Two young people lost
in a world of pills.

Barney, you know
what I think?

I think you been blowing
that siren so much

you loosened your brains.

All right, all right,
go ahead and make jokes.

All I know is, if a chicken hawk
is hanging around

a wise rooster
don't bury his head.

Keeps an eye
on the chickens.

Will you stop?

Okay. Okay.

(Ellie laughing)

Two and two makes four.

All I know is, these unmarried
professional fellas

is the most dangerous kind.

Women just
throw themselves at them.

Forget their old boyfriends
like they's a puff of smoke.

Don't mean to nag, Andy.
I'm just saying what I figure

one friend ought to tell
another at a time like this.

That's all--
just trying to be a friend,

You know what they say

about people
who live in glass houses.

What's glass houses
got to do with anything?

Okay, okay.

But that don't
make any sense.

All right, all right.

Say, Andy. have you heard?

We have a new doctor in town.

ANDY:
I heard.

Nice-looking chap.

I saw him at
the drugstore.

He's still there?

(quietly):
He's still there.

You seen him, huh, Aunt Bee?

Yes.

She's seen him.

Well, like I said,
he's nicelooking

and he's young...

BARNEY:
And unmarried.

What?

Oh, Bamey‘s got hisself
worked up into a frazzle

over my future with Ellie.

Figures just 'cause
he's a doctor

why, she'll spark to him
and vice versa.

You don‘t think that could
happen, do you, Aunt Bee?

Well, I don't know.

It the nature of their work
happens to throw them together,

and he happens
to be unmarried...

And good-looking.

Wouldn't be so quick
to toss it aside.

Hey, come here. Come here.

Well, that, uh. .

that don't look
too good, does it, pal?

No, it doesn't, does it?

Idon‘t want to think
about it right now.

I got shen'ffing to do.

(door opens, closes)

What do you think?

That darn guy.

Somehow or another,

he just brings out
the big brother in me.

Well, I guess I‘ll just have
to try and help the kid.

Yeah , yeah .

That's two feet wide,
all right.

I seen him, Aunt Bee.

I seen the doctor go
in the drugstore again.

That‘s the 14th time
he's been in there

in the past two days.

I been counting.

Aunt Bee,
I think the time has come

for me to take
the bull by the horns.

No, no, no.

Don't you worry about that.

No, | knowjust what to do.

This sort of situation
ain‘t exactly new to me.

| play this real cagey.

Yeah, I'll see you, Aunt Bee.

Uh—huh.

And what made you decide
on a checkup

at this particular time?

Oh, nothing.

| just did, that's all.

Well, I mean,
any complaints, anything wrong?

With me?!

Oh, gosh, no.

I'm as strong as a bull.

A lawman has to check
hisself regular—

you know, keeping trim
like an athlete.

Oh, I can understand that.

Um, take a deep breath, please.

Go ahead. Take a deep breath.

Idid.

Well, uh, let it out, then.

You kind of like it here
in Mayberry, do you?

I like it fine.

Like the people?

Very much.

Yeah, we got a lot
of nice people here.

We got, uh...

well, there's
Floyd, the barber

and Mayor Pike and...

and the lady druggist.

Hmm?

Oh, Miss Walker?

A fine young woman.

Attractive, too.

Uh—huh.

What's the matter?

Oh, nothing, really.
I'vejust never been able

to wrap it around an arm
that many times before.

Well, you won't
find much flesh.

It's all muscle.
Us Fifes is wiry.

(chuckles)

Yeah.

-Say, Doc?
-Hmm?

When you fellas, uh,
give a prescription

to a druggist, don‘t you
usually phone it in?

Occasionally, yes.
It saves time.

But you go in the
drugstore a lot.

I don‘t have
a phone in here yet.

Oh.

Uh...

say, you know our
sheriff, Andy Taylor?

Mm-hmm,

A wonderful feller.

I sure am fond of him.

Yeah.

But. you know, it's
a funnything about him.

He, uh, he has this
one little quirk.

He's insanely jealous.

Yeah, you just so much
as look at his girtln'end,

and, uh, he just goes wild.

Oh, uh, did I mention

that his girl is Ellie Walker,
the lady druggist?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm,

He's insanely
jealous about her,

Fella like that
really oughtn't

be on the police force,
you know,

I mean, you put a loaded gun

in the hands of
a man like that,

and you‘rejust
asking for trouble.

(sighs)

What's the matter?

It‘s your blood pressure,
Mr. Fife.

My blood pressure?
Well, what‘s wrong with it?

Well, it's rather low.

Low? Lovf? Low?

Where does it say low? Where?

Mr. Fife, take my word
for it-- it's low.

Well, what do
we do about it?

I think if we institute
a series of shots...

Shots?

\fitamin shots—

supplemented
by a regular diet,

checkups,
and blood counts and such~

and this prescription
to get that pressure back up,

get a little iron into
our system, you'll be fine.

Now, then, I'm sorry.
I, uh... What were you saying

about the sheriff
and Miss Walker?

Forget about them.

Am I going to pull through?

(plucking folky tune)

Andy...

did you read this?

Thej/re going to have
a full four-piece orchestra

at the social Saturday night.

Oh, I hope it's Bobby Fleet
and his Band With a Beat.

They're good.

You going
to the dance, Paw?

Course he is.
He's taking Ellie.

You asked her, didn't you?

Huh?

Well, uh, sure...

Well, not exactly.

Oh, you didn't even bring it up.

Well, don't be frettin',
Aunt Bee.

I'll see her tomorrow.

Tomorrow, tomorrow...

Let me tell you something—

one of these tomorrows
is going to be too late.

Barney's right.

One day you'll go to call on
Ellie, and her husband'll

greet you at the door.

Husband?!

That‘s right, along with
their two children.

Well, golly, Aunt Bee,
what am I supposed to do?

You're supposed to get engaged.

You're supposed
to stake your claim.

Engaged?!

Yes. I think it’s a step
you ought to take.

Ellie's a wonderful girl,

and if she's gorng
to have a husband,

it ought to be you.

OPIE:
Yeah, Paw.

And if she's going to have kids,
it ought to be me,

Opie.. .

Come on, Paw, get mam'ed.

Be a good scout.

Opie, marriage
is a serious business~

something you got to give
a lot of thought to.

There‘s the thought
of the life

we have here together

and how that'd
be changed, and...

See, I got to think all these
things over in a serious,

level-headed, calm, slow way.

You see vmat I mean?

Uh—huh.

You're soared.

Now, Opie...

Come along, Opie.

Let‘s leave your Paw
to his slow thinking.

| only hope
you reach a decision

before EIIie becomes
Mrs. Dr. Robert Benson.

But he is scared,
ain't he, Aunt Bee?

Now, you hush.

(plucking folky tune)

(stops playing)

(knock on door)

Andy, “‘5 you!

Ellie, you're going to the
social with me Saturday night.

Well, sure.

Sure?

Sure.

You never thought
of going without me?

No.

Never thought of going
with anybody else?

(laughing):
No.

(sighs)

That Aunt Bee.

I beg your pardon?

(knock on door)

Oh, excuse me.

Bob, come on in.

Look who it is, Andy.

I know. It‘s Bob.

Evening, Sheriff.

Good evening.

Ellie and l are
glad to see you.

Of course.

Well, that's very kind.

| hesitated about coming
over here again tonight.

Again?

BOB:
I'm afraid

I've taken advantage
of Ellie's good nature.

You know how it is
being alone in a new town.

Yeah, well, there's a lot

of flu and colds
going around,

You'll be
making friends.

Come on and sit down, Bob.

Thank you, Ellie.

You‘re, uh, sure
I'm not intruding?

-We||,..
-Oh, of course not.

By the way, did you ever stop by
Harvey Willock's place?

Oh, yes, and what
a hypochondriac.

Nothing wrong with him?

Not a thing,
But he insisted

on medication,
so I obliged him.

I gave him
a saline solution injection—

two cc's right in
the gluteus maximus.

ELLIE (chuckling):
That's priceless

You have a wonderful
sense of humor, Bob.

We need more of that
around here, don't we, Andy?

Yeah, boy.

Uh, let's see.
what was we talking about

before the doctor come in?

Oh, yeah,
the Saturday night social.

It's all set, then--
you're going with me?

We're going together?

You and me?

It's a definite date?

Of course. I thought
we'd already settled that.

Did anyone mention the Saturday
night social to you, Bob?

Oh, why, no.

Everyone goes.

Say, why don't you go
with us, huh?

Andy, isn't that
a good idea?

Outstanding.

Hey, if I wouldn't be
putting you out...

We'll pick you up in Andy‘s car.

Oh, oh, about that—

I won‘t have the car that night.

Barney's on patrol,
so I won't, uh...

BOB:
That‘s no problem.

We can use mine.

I'll pick Ellie up first,

and then we'll hop on over
to your place,

Divine!

How does that sound
to you, Andy/.7

Like you said...

divine.

See that?

Going in the
drugstore again.

He's always going
in the drugstore.

He wasn't
going in there

with no prescription, neither.

Did you see the
look on his face?

He was grinnin' like
a mule eatin' briars.

But you won't listen.

Barney, will you stop?

Okay.

Well, don'tjust stand there.

Go on over there
and see what theyre doing.

Oh, and this one is of me
and my fiancee at Palm Beach.

That was right after I'd
finished my internship.

-Oh, she's lovely.
-I think so.

You two are going to
like each other, I know.

Then you‘ve really decided
to stay in Mayberry?

Yes, as a matter
of fact, I have.

-(be|| rings)
-Oh, excuse me.

ELLIE: I'll be
right out, Barney.

Oh, that's all right.

Don't-don't bother, Ellie.

Uh, | just come by
for a magazine.

I'll put the money here
on the counter.

All right, Barney.
Thanks.

Uh, you're welcome.

Bye!

(bell ringing)

(Bob and Ellie laughing)

ELLIE: Then you really like
Mayberry that much?

BOB: Uh, this is
the place for me.

This is where I want to
settle down and get mamed.

I knew that first day,

I'd found what I wanted
right here in Mayberry,

Say, where do we go in this town
to get married?

Well, Andy is
Justice of the Peace.

I think he‘d like
to perform the ceremony.

BOB:
Hey, that‘d be great.

(loud ringing)

(tires screeching)

Andy!

Hey“ . Andy!

Andy!

Andy! Andy!

Andy! An“ .

Barney, what?

Oh, Andy, Andy,
now, lwant you

to be a big boy about this.

A big boy about what?

Andy, now, you still got
lots of things in this life.

You got Aunt Bee,
and you got me...

Barney, what is it?

Andy, they're talking
marriage!

Marriage?! To each other?

Yeah! And that ain't all.
Wait'll you hear this!

They're gonna ask you
to perform the ceremony.

-Me?!
-Can you imagine?

Can you imagine the gall?
Can you imagine the nerve?

-Andy, what are you going to do?
-|‘m going to fight for what’s

-mine is what I‘m gonna do.
-Andy, there may be bloodshed...

Oh, my gun!
What'd I do with my gun?

(muttering):
Oh!

(yelling)

Hey! Hey!

(bell jangling)

Ellie Walker, we got
to have us a talk.

But, um. .

And we got to have
it right now, too.

Now, I've been knowing you
ever since

you come to Mayberry,
ain't that right?

Yes.

And that's a good,
long time, too, right?

And since then,

we've been going
to picnics together

and socials together
and preachin' together

and pretty near
everywhere together.

And people got to where

they're used to seeing
us together, right?

Maybe I'd better leave.

The long and short
of it is, Ellie,

me and you have had
an understanding... you and me.

I'm saying it.

Well, missy, when two people
have a understanding,

they stick together
for-for keeps.

Now, that‘s the understanding.
You understand?

Yes, I think
I'm beginning to,

but I'd like
to make sure.

Is, um. .

this by any chance
a proposal?

BOB: Well, say,
this is wonderful.

If you two are ready
to get married real soon,

we can make it
a double ceremony.

Would you mind
staying out of this?

Double oeremony?

Bob's fianoee is
arriving next week.

They're going to be married
right here in Mayberry.

Fiancee?

BOB:
Yeah.

You mean,
you already got a girl

that you're gonna... many?

That's right.

Well, looks like I‘ve done it.

Yes, it looks
like you have.

Seems to me you just
proposed marriage.

Yeah, that's... that‘s
what I've done, all right.

Well, Ellie,
it looks like

that we've embarked
on a engagement period...

which is a period
when two people get to...

where you. ,.

try to get to where
they know one another.

And-and-and
it ought to be

a good, long period, too,

so they get to know
one another real well.

Don't you think so,
Doctor?

Well, what would you say

a proper engagement period
was, Sheriff? Five years?

You're on the right track there.

The right track there.

I don't believe
in long engagements.

You don't?

Of course not.

Oh... well, all right.

Ellie, you just
go ahead on then

and name the date.

For what?

For our wedding.

I mean, after all,
I proposed.

Oh, but aren't you
forgetting something?

I never gave an answer.

That's right, you didn‘t.

And you don't
have to answer.

There is one thing
that I'm noted for saying:

It is not right to rush a girl.

Now, I am real noted
for saying that,

so you just think it
over all you want to.

Oh, but I don't
have to think it over.

I can give you an
answer right now.

It's no.

No?

You see, I don‘t like to
msh into things, either,

so let‘s just take our time.

There's-there's plenty of time.

That‘s right, there is.

There's plenty of time,
plenty of time.

And we can just wait.

Ellie, you're a fine,
sensible, level-headed girl,

and I think the world
and all of you.

Oh!

I guess Ellie's in the back.

ELLIE. Now, now, sweetheart,
you mustn't be upset.

I love you, and everything‘s
going to be all right.

BOB:
I'm sure it is.

ELLIE: Now, how about
a little smile, precious?

(both giggling)

That‘s better.

There, darling.

Now, do | get
a great big kiss?

Holy cow, Andy,
she's at it again!

Oh, hi, Paw.

I fell down
and skinned my elbow,

but Miss Ellie
and Dr. Benson

fixed it up
with a bandage.