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Wow, today was so busy
it wasn't even funny.
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Ms. Potter.
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[LAUGHS]
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Sorry, I, uh-- Excuse me.
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[POTTER LAUGHING]
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Ms. Potter?
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh! Ms. Potter.
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[LAUGHING]
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[ALARM RINGING]
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[LAUGHING]
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POTTER:
Huh?
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What's so funny?
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[LAUGHING]
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Going somewhere?
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I don't think so.
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[LAUGHING]
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Tortured smile,
uncontrollable laughing fits.
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Joker.
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Hardly seems like a simple bank scheme
is worth his time.
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[ALARM BLARING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[ALARMS RINGING]
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Who said it was simple?
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[LAUGHING]
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BATMAN: We did what we could,
but the outbreak was too scattered.
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- Too random to contain.
- Tell me about it.
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I had my people all over Gotham
trying chase down these giggle bandits.
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Fortunately,
the change was only temporary.
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The victims have no idea
what came over them or why.
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Clearly, Joker infected these people to do
his criminal bidding. But how?
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That's the million-dollar question.
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None of his victims
seem to have anything in common.
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ROBIN: What kind of person
lets himself go all giggly for that goon?
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Hey, it wasn't their fault.
Joker obviously got to them.
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Maybe he used a gas or powder...
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...or, ha, something. I don't know.
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You saw the tox screens.
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There was no trace of anything
in the victims.
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- Ha-ha-ha!
- Hey, I'm being serious here.
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So-- So am I.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, boy.
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[CRASH, ALARM RINGING]
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BATMAN:
The jewelry store.
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- But who are they chasing?
- Ha-ha-ha!
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Batman, we've got a situ--
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- Ha-ha-ha!
- Unh!
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Oh, no, you don't.
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Hey. Unh! Whoa!
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[LAUGHING]
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Come on, Batgirl, snap out of it.
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[LAUGHING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[LAUGHING]
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Okay, this time, I'm not fooling around.
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[BATGIRL LAUGHING]
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Unh! Aah!
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[GRUNTS]
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[LAUGHING]
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BATMAN: Batgirl.
- Huh?
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[LAUGHING]
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[GROANS]
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- Is it safe?
- Ugh.
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A brief time-out
should reset her personality.
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- Batman?
- How do you feel?
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Confused. What's going on?
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Someone got a case of the giggles.
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Who?
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Oh! No. Oh, I must've been really out of it.
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I hate pearls.
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Do you know where you were taking
the stolen jewels?
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BATGIRL:
No, but I've got an idea.
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[CROWD LAUGHING]
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Looks like the fish are biting tonight.
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Ahoy, landlubbers.
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Stop by to see me off?
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How thoughtful.
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Punch, gun it.
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Bon voyage, Bats.
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Great. Now what?
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We figure out how he got to you.
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[SLURPING]
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Cute jacket.
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This tanks.
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You got a better idea?
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No, but that doesn't make following
the shopping queen tank any less.
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Joker did something to Barbara
at some point during her day.
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Yeah, and by retracing her steps,
we're hoping to figure out when and where.
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But Bruce, we just spent the last two hours
watching her shop for handbags.
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Well, you're in luck.
I think she's moved on to the main event.
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Comic books?
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Shoes.
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[GROANS]
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BARBARA:
Ooh.
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BRUCE: After her morning shopping trip,
Barbara took the train to school.
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Let's just hope they don't have
a shoe store on campus.
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[SIGHS]
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[GROANS]
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[MAN CHUCKLING]
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[MAN LAUGHING]
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[ALARMS RINGING]
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[MAN LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHING]
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We could use some help here.
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We got our own problems.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHING]
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[LAUGHING]
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ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
This was the scene last evening.
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If this particular giggle bandit
looks familiar, he should.
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It's none other than billionaire
Bruce Wayne.
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Proving even Gotham's elite
can fall prey to Joker's schemes.
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Annoying, isn't it? Welcome to my world.
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Of course, all charges have been dropped
against Mr. Wayne and his companions...
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...despite a scuffle with the police.
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The authorities are lucky to have sustained
as few injuries as they did.
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This time, Joker's victims...
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...threw their stolen property
off the East Canal bridge.
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BATMAN:
Wait a minute.
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That woman looks familiar.
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She was on the train.
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Yeah, who could forget that hat?
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BATMAN:
The boy with the piercing, the old man.
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They were there too. They all were.
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The commuter train.
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Joker's using the train.
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How does he brainwash people
with a train?
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The lights.
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JOKER [OVER PA]:
Life getting you down, bubby?
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Feel like you're just along for the ride?
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Then relax. Clear your minds.
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And look into the lights.
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The peaceful lights.
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The soothing lights.
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[CROWD CHATTERING]
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Make sure everyone
stays out of the first car.
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[WHIMPERS]
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Blast. Public transportation.
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What's the matter with the lights?
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Your scheme has just been derailed.
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[GRUNTS]
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Excuse me.
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I'm the conductor here.
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And all passengers
must get their tickets punched.
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[GRUNTS]
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Boys?
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[GRUNTS]
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Well, isn't that hospitable?
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Judy wants you to have his seat.
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[CRASH]
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[CROWD GASP]
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Heeyah!
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Whoa!
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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[GRUNTS]
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If you'll excuse me,
I've got business to conduct.
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[GRUNTING]
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Runaway train, anyone?
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[LAUGHING]
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We're heading for a dead end.
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But we've got
all those passengers back there.
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And no air bags.
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Grab my arm.
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[GRUNTS]
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[ALL GASP]
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[GRUNTING]
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Come on.
We make the rest of this trip on foot.
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BATGIRL:
It's all caves and tunnels down here.
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Like a giant hunk of Swiss cheese.
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In the late 1800s
Gotham was a thriving coal-mining town.
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Who knows how many tunnels
riddle the city's foundation?
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JOKER [OVER SPEAKER]: Ooh, crime fighter
and history professor all in one.
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I'm so glad you decided to drop in.
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[ALL GRUNT]
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JOKER:
It must have been exciting in those days.
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Such dangerous work down in the mines.
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What with all the accidents,
cave-ins and poison gas.
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[ALL GRUNT]
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Ahh. Mm, mm, mm.
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End of the line.
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Rise and shine, bat gang.
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[ALL GROANING]
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Look, you have your very own cage.
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Just like Ralph here.
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[LAUGHING]
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It's a pretty good haul, don't you think?
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Just imagine what I'll get for these
on the Internet.
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Let me guess. You're going to run us over
with your train.
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Real original.
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I assure you,
that joke is too obvious, even for me.
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No, I've cooked up a far more crushing
defeat for my little cave bats. Ha, ha.
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You see, you were right
about all the tunnels under Gotham.
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The place is lousy with them.
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So I thought I'd spruce them up a bit.
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Dynamite.
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Miles of it.
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Just imagine,
all these tunnels blowing at once.
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The entire city swallowed
into a great big sinkhole.
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Ah. Ashes to ashes, and all that rot.
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Ooh, love to chat,
but I've got a schedule to keep.
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Ta-ta.
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This is the Cuckoo Choo-Choo,
now leaving on Track 9.
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Next stop, city limits,
and the end of Gotham as we know it.
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Mwah!
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All aboard!
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[HORN BLARING]
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[LAUGHING]
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- GPS?
- It can tell us where we are.
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I can tell you where we are.
Stuck in a cave, miles below the surface.
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I hate to say it, Batman, but he's right.
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There's no way we can catch Joker now.
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We've got nothing.
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Not so.
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We've got explosives.
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Good heavens.
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Sorry about the mess, Alfred.
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The front door
too conventional for you, sir?
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[BATMOBILE APPROACHING]
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You hear that?
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Get in.
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You gotta be kidding.
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[LAUGHING]
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WOMAN [OVER PA]:
Train approaching.
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[LAUGHING]
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[HORN BLARING]
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That's it. We're moving.
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JOKER:
Only three more miles to the city limits.
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I'll miss you, Gotham,
and the swell times we had together.
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But most of all,
I'll miss the good old Battyman.
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I mean-- Huh?
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[BEEPING]
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Oh. I was so close.
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It seems like
we're always saying goodbye.
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Huh?
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Cover me.
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Oh, hoo-hoo-hoo! Circus time.
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[JOKER LAUGHING]
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[JOKER GRUNTS]
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[CLANK]
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[JOKER GRUNTS]
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[LAUGHS]
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Say goodbye, Gotham. Ha-ha-ha!
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Uh?
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- Grr....
BATMAN: Sorry, Joker.
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You can't send a signal
without a battery.
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Aah! I've been railroaded?
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[GROWLING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[SIGHS]
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- Oh.
- Last stop, Joker.
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You know,
it's really a shame to seal it up.
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Maybe you should expand.
Add a Batgirl cave.
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Batgirl cave?
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I'm old enough to have my own cave.
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I can park my cycle there...
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...bring in some exercise equipment,
a couple of beanbags.
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How come she gets her own cave?
I want my own cave.
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Nobody's getting their own cave.
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Well, gotta go.
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- And where are you off to in such a hurry?
- Late for a train?
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Midnight madness sale at Gotham Shoes.
You coming with me?
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She's a regular joker.
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