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Huh! 16 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:46,403 Have you seen my latest piece? 17 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,604 It's called Bat Bits on Canvas. 18 00:00:48,781 --> 00:00:49,839 [JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 19 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:04,419 [BOTH GASP] [BUILDING RUMBLES] 20 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:06,080 [GRUNTS] 21 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,284 [BEEPING] 22 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:09,951 JOKER: Oops, gotta run. 23 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:13,189 [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 24 00:02:15,968 --> 00:02:18,129 Don't look at me like that. I'm going to be late. 25 00:02:18,304 --> 00:02:21,137 [BLASTS] 26 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:26,111 [JOKER LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 27 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:35,485 [MAN ON RADIO SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 28 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:39,751 [POLICE SIREN WAILING] 29 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,726 Looks like Joker's gonna need some new goons. 30 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:47,097 See if you two can pick up his trail. I'll join you shortly. 31 00:02:47,266 --> 00:02:48,392 Where are you going? 32 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:51,661 I have to deal with a whole other kind of craziness. 33 00:02:52,371 --> 00:02:55,238 [GRAPPLING GUN SHOTS] 34 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,746 Hurry, hurry. Can't miss it. 35 00:03:07,119 --> 00:03:08,108 Yes! 36 00:03:08,287 --> 00:03:10,585 MALE ANNOUNCER [ON TV] : Here's Harley! 37 00:03:10,756 --> 00:03:14,920 [AUDIENCE ON TV CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 38 00:03:15,928 --> 00:03:18,021 [KISS] Hiya, folks. 39 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:23,191 Time for an hour of love and laughter with me, Dr. Harlene Quinzelle. 40 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:28,306 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] [MUSIC PLAYING] 41 00:03:28,474 --> 00:03:30,499 With Valentine's Day right around the corner... 42 00:03:30,676 --> 00:03:32,644 ...Harley's here with helpful advice. 43 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:33,801 [PHONE BUTTON BEEPS] 44 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:36,039 -Talk to me. -Hi, Harley. 45 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:38,115 Uh, there's this girl I like-- 46 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:41,811 Three words Romeo, flowers, flowers, flowers. 47 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:45,651 And never take no for an answer. Have a good one, pudding. 48 00:03:46,025 --> 00:03:47,014 [PHONE BUTTON BEEPS] 49 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:48,820 What's your query, dearie? 50 00:03:48,995 --> 00:03:51,520 Dr. Quinzelle, last week, you told a girl named Monica... 51 00:03:51,697 --> 00:03:54,564 ...to ignore her parents ' wishes and go out with a guy named Stan? 52 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:59,103 I remember. Two sweet, crazy kids in love. 53 00:03:59,272 --> 00:04:02,400 I'm Monica 's mother. Where do you come off telling her--? 54 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:06,568 Uh, sorry, folks. Just some nutcase. 55 00:04:06,746 --> 00:04:09,237 I told you to screen those calls. 56 00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,178 We'll be right back. 57 00:04:11,350 --> 00:04:13,045 Think loving thoughts. 58 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:15,346 [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 59 00:04:16,455 --> 00:04:20,619 Pop psychology at its worst. That girl's theories are unfounded. 60 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:25,355 Her professional manner's a joke. And her training, if any, is shoddy at best. 61 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:27,726 I love this show! 62 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,994 The girl's more screw-loose than me. 63 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:39,339 Oh, Jimmy Herbert, network bigwig. What brings you to the set today? 64 00:04:39,512 --> 00:04:42,276 Let me guess, in search of fashion advice? 65 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaking of advice, what kind are you giving these people? 66 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:48,520 Are you questioning me? 67 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:53,921 Everyone who has an online degree in psychology, please raise your hand. 68 00:04:54,393 --> 00:04:55,655 Oh, okay. 69 00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:59,286 Then how about we let the professionals do their job, all right, hon? 70 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:03,060 This show is supposed to help people. You've turned it into a circus. 71 00:05:03,235 --> 00:05:06,261 I know. And you wanna talk circus. 72 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,964 Wait till you see my Valentine's Day special. 73 00:05:09,141 --> 00:05:13,009 Look, there won't be a Valentine's Day special if you keep this-- 74 00:05:13,179 --> 00:05:16,945 Oopsies, gotta get back. Latersville. 75 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:20,415 Welcome back. I've got a real treat for you. 76 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:23,612 HARLEY: An exclusive, very intimate one-on-one... 77 00:05:23,789 --> 00:05:29,022 ...with Gotham's most elusive bachelor, Bruce Wayne. 78 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:31,390 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] 79 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:34,055 Mmm. What's cooking, good-looking? 80 00:05:34,233 --> 00:05:35,564 Well, Dr. Quinzelle.... 81 00:05:35,735 --> 00:05:36,997 [HARLEY GIGLES] [BRUCE GRUNTS] 82 00:05:37,169 --> 00:05:39,501 Call me Harley. Everyone does. 83 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:40,661 Okay, Harley. 84 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,705 I'd like to talk about the Wayne Foundation's... 85 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:44,536 ...charity drive for crime victims. 86 00:05:44,710 --> 00:05:50,273 Oh, civic-minded too. But let's talk about your love life. 87 00:05:50,449 --> 00:05:53,885 Now, Harley, you promised I'd have a chance to promote the charity drive. 88 00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:57,147 [HARLEY SNORING] [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 89 00:05:57,323 --> 00:06:00,417 We want the juice, Bruce. 90 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:04,193 This is your secret life, Bruce Wayne. 91 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:07,992 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 92 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:11,034 [ALARM WAILING] 93 00:06:11,203 --> 00:06:13,467 [ROBIN GRUNTS] [MAN PANTS] 94 00:06:13,639 --> 00:06:15,004 -Uh-oh. -Bruce? 95 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:16,805 Oh, yeah. 96 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:19,638 You remember Kiki, don 't you, Brucie? 97 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:21,643 [AUDIENCE MUMBLES] 98 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:23,145 Oh.... 99 00:06:23,315 --> 00:06:26,978 Well, she remembers you. And she's dishing the dirt. 100 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,018 [AUDIENCE TEASING AND LAUGHING] 101 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:30,655 [BRUCE CHUCKLES] 102 00:06:31,123 --> 00:06:33,182 BATGIRL: He's faced some pretty nasty sneak attacks. 103 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:34,818 But nothing like this. 104 00:06:35,194 --> 00:06:36,456 We have to save him. 105 00:06:36,629 --> 00:06:39,462 It's too late, Robin. There's nothing we can do. 106 00:06:39,632 --> 00:06:41,827 So we're having a nice dinner, and suddenly he's all: 107 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:43,901 "l have to see to some important business." 108 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,164 Out Bruce Wayne runs, leaving me to pay the check. 109 00:06:47,339 --> 00:06:50,069 [AUDIENCE BOOING] [KIKI CRYING] 110 00:06:50,242 --> 00:06:53,473 Oh, terrible. Just terrible. 111 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:55,204 [JOKER LAUGHING] 112 00:06:55,381 --> 00:06:58,680 About time someone stuck it to that rich oaf. 113 00:06:58,851 --> 00:07:01,445 How about we take some calls now? 114 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:04,919 [DIALLING THEN PHONE RINGS] 115 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:07,651 Hi, hi. You're on Heart to Heart With Harley. 116 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:11,263 Evening, Harley. Mr. J. here. Frequent watcher, frequent caller. 117 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:12,863 Great show tonight. 118 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:17,162 Mr. J., my favorite caller. Nice to hear from you again. 119 00:07:17,336 --> 00:07:18,496 Well, I just wanted to say... 120 00:07:18,671 --> 00:07:21,367 ...men like Bruce Wayne deserve to be baked into a giant pie... 121 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,872 ...and then launched into the side of a building. 122 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:26,011 Figuratively speaking, of course. 123 00:07:26,178 --> 00:07:29,011 [HARLEY GIGGLING] [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] 124 00:07:29,181 --> 00:07:33,277 Gotta say, your mind works in interesting ways, Mr. J. 125 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:35,352 I've had enough of this. I'm out of here. 126 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:37,284 Uh-oh. Hey! 127 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:41,192 Hold your horses, Brucie. We're not done yet. 128 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,590 Oh, yes, you are. I'm sorry, Mr. Wayne. 129 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,732 Neither this woman nor this show will ever trouble you again. 130 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:49,367 You're no psychologist, you're a joke. 131 00:07:49,535 --> 00:07:50,968 -But-- - You 're off the air. 132 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,570 Wha--? No--! 133 00:07:52,772 --> 00:07:54,000 [ST ATIC HISSES] 134 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:56,436 [TEST TONE PLAYING] 135 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:57,803 Oh, the poor kid. 136 00:07:57,977 --> 00:08:01,140 Yanked in mid-show. She'll be an emotional wreck. 137 00:08:03,382 --> 00:08:07,751 Someone should take advantage of that. 138 00:08:16,428 --> 00:08:17,895 Face it, Harley. 139 00:08:18,063 --> 00:08:22,261 No one's ever gonna take you seriously as a psychologist. 140 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:26,564 They just can't see past my playful exterior. 141 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:29,597 Story of my life. 142 00:08:30,075 --> 00:08:31,906 [DOOR BELL RINGING] 143 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:35,402 Hello? 144 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:36,946 JOKER: Dr. Quinzelle? 145 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:40,142 Forgive the intrusion, but I just had to meet you. 146 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:43,686 I'm your number one fan. 147 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,355 [DOOR CLICKS] 148 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:53,526 I'm Mr. J. 149 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:56,497 Huh? 150 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:05,675 JOKER: Must admit, I'm surprised that you wanted to hang out. 151 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:11,078 Most ladies would find my lifestyle eccentric. 152 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,947 Oh, I may act goofy on TV, but I'm still a doctor. 153 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,520 Extreme personalities intrigue me. 154 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:22,218 And an extreme personality like yours might be the ticket to getting back my old show. 155 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:25,124 And maybe finally some respect. 156 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:26,957 Oh. 157 00:09:27,132 --> 00:09:30,533 So you're stringing old Mr. J. along just to write some tell-all book? 158 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:34,571 I'll split the profits with you 50-50. 159 00:09:35,341 --> 00:09:36,672 [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 160 00:09:36,842 --> 00:09:38,969 You've got moxie. 161 00:09:39,144 --> 00:09:41,840 I feed moxie to the hyenas. 162 00:09:42,014 --> 00:09:43,504 [WHISTLES] 163 00:09:43,682 --> 00:09:45,980 [HYENAS YELP] 164 00:09:48,420 --> 00:09:50,354 [GROWLING] 165 00:09:50,522 --> 00:09:52,752 [GASPS] 166 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,222 Sit! 167 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:57,191 [HYENAS WIMPER] 168 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,856 You're good. 169 00:10:00,032 --> 00:10:02,933 Now, what do you say we sit down and, you know... 170 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:05,832 ...have a heart to heart with Harley? 171 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,629 Hmm. 172 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:13,409 Oh, where do I begin? 173 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:20,714 I guess for as long as I remember, I always wanted to make people laugh. 174 00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:22,319 I see. 175 00:10:28,193 --> 00:10:31,560 The neighbors say they saw the doctor leave freely with Mr. J. 176 00:10:31,730 --> 00:10:33,425 Wonder what he could want with her. 177 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:36,067 He saw a vulnerable person he could manipulate. 178 00:10:36,235 --> 00:10:38,635 Someone good for a few laughs until he got bored. 179 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:41,238 And join us again next week when Batman analyzes... 180 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:44,069 ...the Freudian implications of Penguin's umbrella. 181 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:48,075 [HARLEY CRYING] 182 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:52,842 It's bad enough the network said I wasn't a real psychologist. 183 00:10:53,018 --> 00:10:55,179 They said I was a joke. 184 00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:58,219 I happen to like jokes. 185 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:05,796 Besides, there are worse names. I know, I've been called them. 186 00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:10,265 Guess we have a few things in common, huh? 187 00:11:13,405 --> 00:11:16,169 You know what two sad sacks like us need? 188 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:18,276 A night on the town. 189 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:22,005 I don't know. That seems awfully unprofessional. 190 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:25,344 -Consider it research for your book. -But what if--? 191 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:29,544 You're seen associating with a certified criminal whack-job? 192 00:11:29,722 --> 00:11:31,781 A costume. 193 00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:35,017 That way no one will know it's you. 194 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,324 Ha-ha! 195 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:56,548 JOKER: Harlene Quinzelle becomes Harley Quinn. 196 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:04,778 [WHISTLES THEN PANTS] 197 00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:12,156 [JOKER SINGING "SETTING THE WOODS ON FIRE"] 198 00:13:03,615 --> 00:13:05,480 [BOTH SINGING] 199 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:14,617 [JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 200 00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:15,919 No riders. 201 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,323 [TIRES SCREECHING] 202 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,826 Oh! 203 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,831 [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 204 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:26,561 [HARLEY SCREAMS] 205 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,909 [CRASHING] 206 00:13:32,744 --> 00:13:36,077 [JOKER LAUGHING MANICALLY] [HARLEY SCREAMING] 207 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:37,715 Huh? What was that? 208 00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:39,817 Hi, folks. Don't mind us. 209 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,646 [WOMAN SCREAMS] 210 00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:43,782 Some fun, eh, kid? 211 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,789 Has anyone ever survived a night out with you? 212 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,654 There's a first time for everything. 213 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,957 Leave him alone! 214 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:55,430 [SCREAMING] 215 00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:00,902 BATMAN: Dr. Quinzelle? 216 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,076 Call me Harley Quinn. 217 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,268 What are you doing? 218 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,276 BATMAN: Joker's a psychopath. -Huh? 219 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:11,848 Better than what you are. A third wheel! 220 00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:13,980 [HARLEY GRUNTS] 221 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:16,451 Hold this for me, will you? Thanks. 222 00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:18,351 [BOTH GASP] 223 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,082 Here's our floor. 224 00:14:20,792 --> 00:14:21,781 [HARLEY SCREAMS] 225 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:25,620 [HARLEY YELLING] 226 00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:28,789 Fear not. Salvation is at hand. 227 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:32,266 [HARLEY SCREAMING LOUDLY] 228 00:14:32,437 --> 00:14:37,773 A little trick I borrowed from Penguin. Remind me to send him a fish. 229 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:40,133 [EXPLODING] 230 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:44,646 [JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 231 00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:47,148 [BOTH GASPING] 232 00:14:54,326 --> 00:14:55,918 Authorities are at a loss to explain... 233 00:14:56,094 --> 00:14:58,654 ...how the diamond was stolen from the high-security vault. 234 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,957 And a police investigation is underway. 235 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,727 FEMALE REPORTER: In other news, there is still no official word... 236 00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:06,996 ...on the bizarre transformation of Dr. Harlene Quinzelle. 237 00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,264 Huh? 238 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,069 According to eyewitness accounts, the doctor has been sporting a new look... 239 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,304 ... while keeping time with Gotham 's most wanted wacko. 240 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:19,177 Noted TV psychologist Elliot Blaine offered this observation. 241 00:15:19,451 --> 00:15:23,182 It's no surprise that Dr. Quinzelle jumped the track. 242 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:27,917 She was a sad, needy person who tried to fill the void in her own soul... 243 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:31,995 ...by dispensing superficial relationship advice to others. 244 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,153 What? 245 00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:38,770 I'll have a full profile of Dr. Quinzelle tonight on my primetime special. 246 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:41,872 [GROANING] 247 00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:45,836 Ah, you big phony. 248 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:49,538 That was supposed to be my Valentine's special. 249 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,012 [CRACKS] 250 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:53,151 JOKER: Happy Valentine's Day, kid. 251 00:15:53,318 --> 00:15:54,945 I brought you something. 252 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,178 What? 253 00:16:03,328 --> 00:16:04,625 Pretty. 254 00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:05,820 Oh.... 255 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:09,058 I wanted to give you a present for all the fun we've been having. 256 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,668 What is it that you want? 257 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:16,206 Ah, that's what I want. To get even with those jerks. 258 00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,640 I was trying to help people and now I'm the bad guy? 259 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,405 More of an accomplice, actually. 260 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:25,814 [HARLEY GROANING] 261 00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:28,976 They should all suffer. 262 00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,989 Sounds like a hoot. 263 00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:38,919 What we have with Harlene Quinzelle is a textbook case of a woman... 264 00:16:39,097 --> 00:16:43,761 ...deluded by a fantasy image of herself as a healer and caregiver. 265 00:16:43,935 --> 00:16:47,302 HARLEY: Hey, doc. I got a text bookcase for you. 266 00:16:47,472 --> 00:16:49,872 [GASPS] [BOOKCASE CRASHING] 267 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,670 [GRUNTING] 268 00:16:55,547 --> 00:17:02,111 Hi, hi, Gotham. Harley's back for a special farewell show. 269 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,081 [CLICKS THEN HARLEY GRUNTS] 270 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,727 [AUDIENCE SCREAMING] 271 00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:14,527 [GROWLING] 272 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,965 [SCREAMING] 273 00:17:18,136 --> 00:17:19,603 JOKER: Woo-hoo. 274 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:26,034 Keep your seats, people. The little lady's just warming up. 275 00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:29,209 Oh, that's right, pudding. 276 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,206 I'm going to set the record straight. 277 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:37,879 Then finish my broadcasting career with a big bang! 278 00:17:38,523 --> 00:17:39,547 Let's go. 279 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,387 What? We can't wait for the commercial? 280 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:49,958 So you didn't like my show? 281 00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:52,731 Well, try this one. 282 00:17:52,904 --> 00:17:53,928 [WHISTLES] 283 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,432 [GROWLING] 284 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:59,771 When Animals Attack People I Hate! 285 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:01,606 It's a comedy. 286 00:18:02,447 --> 00:18:04,278 [HYENAS LAUGHING] 287 00:18:04,449 --> 00:18:06,781 [BATGIRL GRUNTING] 288 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,146 You're cancelled. Again. 289 00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:14,147 [GROWLING] 290 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:18,293 [GUN CLICKS THEN SPILLS] 291 00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:20,363 [SIZZLES THEN SNAPS] 292 00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:23,467 Huh? [RUMBLES] 293 00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:27,032 Oh, thanks, sweetie. 294 00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:30,663 Now, drag her outside and Joker-gas her or something. 295 00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:33,037 You, ordering me around? 296 00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,070 Don't go too far. 297 00:18:35,247 --> 00:18:38,045 I've indulged you only because it amused me. 298 00:18:38,483 --> 00:18:40,007 Yes, sir. 299 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:43,110 [LAUGHS] 300 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,280 You little imp. I can never stay mad at you. 301 00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:50,717 [GIGGLES] 302 00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:52,626 Uh-oh. 303 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:57,300 [BOTH GRUNT] 304 00:18:59,971 --> 00:19:00,960 [GROWLS] 305 00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:03,605 Don't move. 306 00:19:03,775 --> 00:19:04,833 Very funny. 307 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:07,638 [GRUNTING] 308 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,078 You bats won't pull the plug on my special. 309 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,810 [SCREAMING] 310 00:19:17,456 --> 00:19:18,684 What have you done? 311 00:19:19,090 --> 00:19:23,891 They sent me down in flames. So I'm returning the favor. 312 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,257 [LAUGHING MANIACALLY] 313 00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:30,791 There are three more bombs planted around this building. 314 00:19:30,969 --> 00:19:35,303 Once they go, all Gotham Broadcasting comes tumbling down. 315 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:37,339 Show the man, Harley. 316 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,500 Ha! 317 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,078 Not gonna happen. 318 00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:43,874 [GRUNTS] 319 00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,744 [BOMB CLICKS] 320 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:51,913 [SCREAMS THEN BOMB EXPLODES] 321 00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:55,717 I'm okay. Help the audience. 322 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,384 [SCREAMING] 323 00:19:57,562 --> 00:19:59,962 [AUDIENCE SCREAMING] 324 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,869 [ROBIN GRUNTS] 325 00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:08,599 This way, people. 326 00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:13,842 Time to make tracks, boys. 327 00:20:14,012 --> 00:20:16,572 [WHISTLES] [HYENAS WHIMPER] 328 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,721 So long, little Harley Quinn. It's been fun. 329 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,823 [METAL CREAKING] 330 00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:29,793 [JOKER LAUGHING] 331 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:41,562 [RUMBLES] 332 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:46,472 [SIREN WAILING] 333 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,937 The Joker doesn't care about anyone but himself. 334 00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:52,413 He never has and he never will. 335 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:56,543 You'd think a psychologist would know better. 336 00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:08,230 [SPLURTS] Huh? 337 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,096 Huh? 338 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,999 [LAUGHING] 339 00:21:24,749 --> 00:21:28,742 [JOKER AND HARLEY LAUGHING] 340 00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,277 [ENGLISH SDH] 341 00:22:03,327 --> 00:22:07,877 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24282

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