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A POP Original Series
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- It's the last day
of our auditions, Moira.
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We might have to lower
our standards
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if we're gonna find our lead.
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- Lowering your standards
is a slippery slope, Jocelyn.
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Next thing I know
you'll be telling me
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we'll be staging
this production
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at the school gymnasium.
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[Gasps] Very dapper, Mr. Rose!
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Like the maestro
of a Lebanese orchestra.
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- Congratulations Johnny,
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I never thought I'd see
this little motel
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recognized for anything,
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besides the occasional
cockroach!
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[Laughs] I made myself
laugh there.
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- Well, always nice to be
nominated, Jocelyn.
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but I'm not putting too much
stock in...
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regional hospitality awards.
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- The revisions for your
acceptance speech
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are on the vanity, dear.
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- Oh thank you, sweetheart.
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So how's the uh,
casting hunt going?
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- Oh, disconsolate, John.
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We may be looking at putting
an ad in broadwayworld.com.
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Perhaps there's a chorus girl
on holiday,
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looking for a leg up.
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- Okay, hi!
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First of all,
I'd like to remind you
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that this is a live-work space,
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and second, fine, I'll do it.
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- Do what, dear?
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- I'll step in as the star
of your musical.
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- No!
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No, with your responsibilities
as our in-house publicist,
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I couldn't ask you
to do that now.
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- Okay, well, you seem
pretty desperate,
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so I'm happy to help.
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Johnny: Well Moira,
I'd consider it.
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I mean, we did spend
all that money
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flying in Barbara Streisand's
vocal coach
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that summer Alexis wanted to be
the next Jessica Simpson.
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- Alexis, a brief stint
on a reality show,
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that's one thing, but...
acting, that's--
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- Um, the producers
of "A Little Bit Alexis"
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insisted that I take
acting classes
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after we started shooting, so.
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- Almost makes me want
to try out for it myself.
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- Okay, now we're all just
getting the sillies.
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Best we stick to our
award-nominated day jobs.
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- Well, I'm sure that Alexis
has a song
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that she could sing
for the audition.
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- Audition?
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Okay, do I have to remind you
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about the album
that I released?
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- Moira, what's the worst
that can happen?
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- Besides the inevitable
accusations of nepotism!
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- Well, for what it's worth,
Alexis,
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I always thought
"Hampton's Hoes"
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was quite catchy.
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- Boop! [Humming]
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♪♪♪
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[Door opens]
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Johnny: Oh, Stevie.
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You look very nice.
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- No, I don't.
- Uh, yes, you do!
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Very spiffy!
That's a lovely dress.
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- I literally pulled it out
of the laundry, Mr. Rose.
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I've had it forever.
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- You know it's not
a bad thing to admit
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you really care about
these awards, Stevie.
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You're bringing a bag?
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You know, I almost brought
a change of clothes myself.
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Moira told me to pack
a second suit
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for the afterparty, but uh,
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who am I, George Clooney?
[Chuckles]
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- No, Mr. Rose,
that's a weekend bag.
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I'm going away for the weekend.
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- Oh.
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- I told you I'm taking
Monday off!
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- Yeah, but I didn't know
you were going someplace.
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- Uh, Emir is presenting
at the awards,
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so I just thought I might
drive around with him
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for a few days after.
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- Oh... so it sounds like
you two are getting...
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pretty serious?
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- Uh, I guess we'll see
what happens this weekend.
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Roland: Hello, guys, uh...
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whoa! [Chuckles]
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Look at us! Who are we?
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Brad Pitt and his
handsome brother?
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And Johnny?
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- Why the jacket, Roland?
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You know you're not going
to the awards.
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- Johnny, you asked me
to manage the motel
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while you were away.
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I'm not gonna show up
just dressed
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like some schlub off the street!
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- Like you do every day?
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- Wow, okay.
This one puts on a dress
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and suddenly she's Rita Rudner.
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Guys, I am really gonna
miss this...
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workplace banter.
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- We are coming back, Roland.
- Oh.
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- At least I'm coming back,
I don't know about Stevie.
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- Oh my God,
we should really get going.
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- How about one picture
before we go?
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Roland: Great idea, okay.
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Stevie, do you mind?
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Here we go.
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- I meant a picture
of me and Stevie.
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- Absolutely, no,
that makes perfect sense.
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[Laughs] Okay.
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And everybody...
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- Put Mr. Rose in it.
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[Camera clicks]
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- I just don't get the big
reveal, it's a bathroom.
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- It's not just a bathroom,
David, it's a passion project.
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- I'd kill to be that
passionate about a bathroom
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that you've now decided
to open up
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to the entire town.
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- Yeah well, we can't afford
to keep a private bathroom,
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David, we're losing customers
to the cafe.
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Besides, you're the one
who started serving booze
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at those evening events.
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- Um, those evening events
are part of a summer series.
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- Oh...
- We sold 30 dreamcatchers
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at that Cosmic Meditation
Clinic.
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- Huh.
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[Bell on door jingles]
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- Yeah, you know what?
You were right.
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It does look beautiful.
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- What the f...
- So, I'm confused.
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Where does the bathroom start,
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and all this garbage end?
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- Ronnie swore this would
be done today.
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Ronnie: Yep, but you ran out
of tiles.
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It doesn't help that you picked
the most expensive ones.
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- Okay, you asked for
my opinion,
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I don't know how much
Romanian marble costs!
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- I was hoping to get
my hands on a few more
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in an hour or so, but that is
TBC at this point.
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- Okay, Ronnie, uh,
this installation
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was just supposed to last
two days.
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And now half of our store
is covered in tarps,
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and David's organized some
writers' retreat
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for tomorrow night.
- It's a calligraphy workshop.
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- We're working as fast
as we can,
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you have my cell!
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- Could you have not at least
asked her to finesse the tarps?
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I mean, there's green tape
everywhere!
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- The tarps aren't staying up,
David.
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This bathroom's getting
finished today,
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because that's what
we discussed,
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that's what's gonna happen.
- Okay,
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it's just that you waited
until after she left
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to put your lil' foot down,
so I'm just not sure
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if she's aware of that plan.
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- She obviously thinks
we're a couple of pushovers.
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- Okay, speak for yourself.
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All I did was pick out
some gorgeous tile.
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[Patrick laughs wryly]
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[Birds chirp]
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- I'm pregnant.
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That's it, that's the end
of my audition.
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- Indeed it is.
- I'm fine with nudity.
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- Not necessary.
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Thank you.
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- She looks like she may
have seen the inside
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of a smoky German bar or two.
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Who knows, a haircut,
some dance lessons...
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- Moira, I feel like
we're really scraping
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the bottom of the barrel here.
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I think that we should
bring Alexis in.
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- Jabberwocky! There are still
stones left unturned!
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- Okay, you're actively
trying to prevent
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Alexis from auditioning here,
and I don't want to get
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in the middle of some mother
daughter competition thing,
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- Competition!
Nothing of the sort.
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No, Alexis just doesn't
have the...
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life experience.
- Really?
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Because according
to her stories...
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- Well, she's had her fair
share of adventures, yes.
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But the role of Sally Bowles
requires an actress
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who can mine a deeper,
darker cave.
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A woman encumbered with secrets
she will...
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take with her to the tomb.
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Hence the high praise
Gina Gershon and I
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received for the role.
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- You know what, Moira?
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I'm gonna bring Alexis in.
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And don't worry,
I will handle the audition,
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so it is less of a struggle
for you.
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- Fine, you're on your own.
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[Truck horn blares, horns honk]
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- Boy, it looks like
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"Best Customer Service
in a Motel Under 20 Units"
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is up fifth,
that's the big one.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Stevie, if we win,
and I know that's a big "if,"
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do you think you'll be doing
any talking up there?
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- It's all you, Mr. Rose.
- Okay.
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- Excuse me, is this
the children's table?
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- [Laughs] Young at heart,
maybe.
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Johnny Rose, but I'm sure
you remember me, Emir,
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You declared our motel
a "must stay".
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- How could I forget, Mr. Rose,
good to see you.
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And you are?
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- Uh, I'm just waiting
for my date.
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So that seat's taken.
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- Oh, well, can I uh... buy you
a drink while you wait?
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- I guess, but he won't be
too happy about it.
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- From what I've heard,
he'll take what he can get.
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so you're probably safe.
- I should point out,
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they have been coming by
with drink trays.
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- Oh yeah, we'll just go
to the bar.
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- Okay, well, I'm sure you have
some catching up to do.
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[Laughs]
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♪♪♪
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[Dog barks]
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- David, look.
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Ronnie is sitting in that booth
with Roland,
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laughing about something.
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[Ronnie laughs loudly]
- Okay.
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- She says she's working
as fast as she can.
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We don't have a bathroom,
David!
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- I'm well aware of that.
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- You know, my uncle's
a contractor.
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I know how this works,
you've gotta stay on top of it,
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or they will find a million
reasons to just drag it out.
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- Mhmm, well, my ex-best friend
was a crisis manager,
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and she told me multiple times,
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not to talk to anyone.
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Especially while
they're eating.
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So I'm gonna just...
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[Patrick sighs]
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Roland: Oh hey, Pat.
What are you doing?
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Playing hooky,
or did the store finally close?
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- [Laughs]
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I don't laugh a lot,
but that was good.
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- That is funny, especially
considering we are open,
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but hey, who knows
for how long?
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Because right now,
it sorta looks like
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a quarantine station.
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- I'm sorry, are you
implying something?
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- You know, I'm just saying,
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uh, the bathroom's supposed
to be done today,
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and you say you're working
as fast as you can,
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but uh, here I find you
with Roland.
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- Okay, FYI.
250
00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:00,931
Roland is the hook-up
for your tiles.
251
00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,629
His cousin, Arnie,
gets them at cost.
252
00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:06,807
So I thought I would thank
Roland by buying him lunch.
253
00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,417
Because that's how
I do business.
254
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,901
- Makes sense.
I was just sort of uh...
255
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,729
checking in.
256
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,252
- I could always cancel
the order,
257
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,036
if that's how you wanna do
business.
258
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,472
Roland: Ooh! Ouch.
259
00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:22,431
I would run out and get
some aloe vera pal,
260
00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:24,781
'cause you just got burned.
261
00:09:24,825 --> 00:09:26,957
- Hi, is everything okay?
262
00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,916
- I don't know, you tell me.
263
00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,309
- Yeah, no, I was just uh,
telling Ronnie what a...
264
00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,834
what a great job she's doing
on the bathroom.
265
00:09:33,877 --> 00:09:35,705
And uh, we should get back
to the store.
266
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,533
- Okay, do you still need
to use the restroom?
267
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,622
- What? Nope!
Uh, came here for you.
268
00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,668
So... we should go.
269
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,933
- Thanks for checking in.
270
00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,718
- Is everything okay?
You look more pale than normal.
271
00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:50,546
[Birds chirp]
272
00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,026
- Okay.
273
00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:53,723
Hi, my name is Alexis Rose,
274
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represented by
Alexis Rose Talent.
275
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:59,555
- Okay, what are you gonna be
singing for us today, Alexis?
276
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- I have chosen to perform
the title track
277
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,865
off of my critically reviewed,
limited reality series,
278
00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,606
"A Little Bit Alexis."
- Ooh!
279
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,564
- Feel free to sing along
if you know the words.
280
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,827
- Okay.
281
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:12,481
- [Clears throat]
282
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,352
[Loud dance music plays]
283
00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:21,751
♪♪♪
284
00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,666
Are you ready?
285
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,537
Let's do it.
286
00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,322
♪ I'm a Lamborghini
287
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:29,193
♪ I'm a Hollywood star
288
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,978
♪ I'm a little bit tipsy
289
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,849
♪ When I drive my car
290
00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:34,634
♪ I'm expensive sushi
291
00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,548
♪ I'm a huge, huge yacht
292
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,420
♪ I'm a little bit single
293
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,291
♪ Even when I'm not
294
00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,076
♪ Ah! Ah!
295
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:44,078
♪ I'm little bit...
[Ah ah]
296
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:47,821
♪ I'm a little bit...
[Ah ah]
297
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,519
♪ I'm a little bit of
la la la-la-la-la-la ♪
298
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:52,129
♪ A little bit Alexis
299
00:10:52,173 --> 00:10:54,001
♪ La la la-la-la-la-la
A little bit Alexis... ♪
300
00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:55,916
- Oh wow, okay.
301
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,744
- ♪ La-la-la...
- Just wonderful.
302
00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:00,529
- Okay, yeah, I still actually
had a few more verses.
303
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:03,184
And in the last verse, I really
get to showcase my range.
304
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,533
- Oh no, you know what?
305
00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:07,318
I think that just that
30 seconds is...
306
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:10,234
more than enough
to go off of, yeah.
307
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,801
- Are you saying I booked it?
308
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,673
- Great question! Jocelyn?
309
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:18,547
- Well, we do have to see
all the other candidates.
310
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,855
But we will definitely
get back to you.
311
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,900
- Okay. Okay.
312
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,295
Oooh! [Giggles]
313
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:29,297
- Oh...
314
00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,213
[Sighs]
315
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,693
- So what do we think?
316
00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:36,957
- Well, there is a place
for her... somewhere.
317
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,482
- On stage?!
- No!
318
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:43,441
Moira, I saw your talent,
and I thought,
319
00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,922
well, the apple can't fall
far from the tree.
320
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,098
- Different orchard, Jocelyn.
321
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,057
Though I do admire
the confidence.
322
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,536
- What are we gonna do now?
323
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,278
- "We?" We are at the precise
intersection
324
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:57,586
of which I tried
to steer us clear.
325
00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,676
No, Babs Streisand's vocal
coach quit the business
326
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,549
after just two lessons
with our sweet Alexis.
327
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,551
He now lives in a monastery.
328
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:15,560
[Awards audience applauds]
329
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,214
[Muzak plays]
330
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,781
- Wow, it took a while
to get the drinks,
331
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:21,262
yet, I don't see any drinks.
332
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:24,482
- Oh uh, we just finished them
at the bar.
333
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:25,875
- Oh, I see.
334
00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:28,008
Well, you got back
at the perfect time.
335
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:31,402
Elmdale Moto Lodge just won
"Best Motel Suite."
336
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:33,709
Coincidentally,
the Hospies Committee
337
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,711
just had their retreat there
last fall.
338
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,496
I'm not saying something's up,
but uh...
339
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,324
- Okay...
Emcee: Our next award...
340
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,718
- So, what are you doing
after this?
341
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,112
- Oh, well, I happen
to have a king suite
342
00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,809
at the Elmdale Moto Lodge
343
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,116
in exchange for presenting
an award today, so...
344
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:50,857
- Well, I did pack a bag.
345
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,554
- Oh my.
346
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,469
- Just thought I'd tag along
with you for a few days,
347
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,211
you know, tour the best
and brightest
348
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,300
in dusty roadside
accommodations.
349
00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:00,997
- Oh!
350
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,912
- I will be traveling
with royalty, after all.
351
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:06,437
Johnny: Getting close, Stevie.
Stay calm!
352
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:07,787
- Wait, I'm sorry,
I-I'm not sure
353
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,397
if we're still joking around.
354
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,008
- Well, I took Monday off,
355
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,576
and I know you have a few more
motels to hit, so...
356
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,187
- Oh! Yeah...
357
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,711
no, that would be fine.
358
00:13:19,755 --> 00:13:21,235
- That would be fine?
359
00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,802
That's the kind of reaction
you want.
360
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,455
- No, I'm sorry, sorry,
I just, I...
361
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,805
you just caught me
a little off guard.
362
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,241
I just wanna make sure
that we're still
363
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:29,852
on the same page here.
- Yeah, totally.
364
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:32,159
- Yeah... good, good, okay.
365
00:13:32,202 --> 00:13:33,900
'cause you know, I thought this
was just something great
366
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,338
that happened when it happened.
367
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,079
- It is.
- Stevie!
368
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:40,471
- [Gasps]
369
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:42,125
- I mean, you know,
I'm on the road so much,
370
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,605
and you've got the motel
to run,
371
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,172
I don't see any of that
changing any time soon.
372
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,349
- Okay.
373
00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,612
But what if it could change?
374
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:55,486
- I'm sorry, I-I don't see that
happening for either of us.
375
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,184
- Oh.
376
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:59,142
Emcee: The winner is...
377
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,883
Rosebud Motel.
378
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,885
- Oh! Yessssss!
379
00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,931
Stevie, we did it!
380
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:06,671
[Laughs] Oh my God!
381
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,239
Ohhhh!
382
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,893
[Audience applauds]
383
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:12,721
Stevie!
384
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,549
Look at her, she's stunned!
385
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,552
[Birds chirp]
386
00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,076
[Box thumps]
387
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,036
- Um...
388
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,735
hey!
- Hey!
389
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,258
You're home.
390
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,956
I was just gonna leave you
that little note
391
00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:32,654
and a box of chocolates.
392
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,743
- I got the part, didn't I?
393
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,745
Come in, come in!
394
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:38,529
[Alexis squeals,
Jocelyn laughs nervously]
395
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,488
- Ohhh...
396
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,185
- Yay! Nom nom!
397
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,795
- I now see that there
are different ways
398
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,668
to interpret chocolates.
399
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,975
Alexis, I just wanted to say...
400
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,933
Moira: Am I hearing Jocelyn?
401
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,979
- Yeah, she's come to tell me
the good news!
402
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,937
- Oh, did she?
403
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,679
Chocolates?
Are we celebrating, Jocelyn?
404
00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:00,116
- The chocolates were a mistake.
405
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,945
Alexis, after very careful
consideration,
406
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:08,603
I've decided that you are
overqualified for the role.
407
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,648
- I know, but I'm totally
fine with that.
408
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,956
- And I really value you
as our in-house publicist.
409
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,438
- Jocelyn, no. Oh, we can see
where this is going.
410
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:19,788
- Part of me thinks that maybe
we should give the role
411
00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:22,269
to somebody who really
needs it.
412
00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:24,053
- Oh Alexis, I wanted
to fight for you,
413
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:27,013
but I had to recuse myself
as your Mummy!
414
00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,840
- Okay, um...
415
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,973
Who did you pick?
416
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,019
- We're still looking.
417
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,499
- So you picked no one
over me?
418
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,895
- That would be a Jocelyn
question.
419
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:44,247
- Maybe there's a better
role for you.
420
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,815
- What's better than the lead?
421
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:49,557
- Yes, I'm curious
about that as well.
422
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,168
- Kit Kat Club Dancer
Number Six!
423
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,301
Hah!
- Sorry?
424
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,042
- She doesn't have a lot
of lines,
425
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:57,913
but she has a very
sexy costume,
426
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,002
and a lot of face time
on stage,
427
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,091
which I know that you love...
- I love both of those things.
428
00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,919
Okay, um...
429
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,529
would that require like,
another audition?
430
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,140
- No, no!
431
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:08,793
No, the part is yours.
432
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,797
- Jocelyn, how wonderfully
generous of us.
433
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,538
- Okay.
434
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,671
Well, I'm guess I'll have to
put you in touch with my agent.
435
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,369
But I think you already
have her number.
436
00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:22,024
And we'll get going
on negotiations!
437
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,940
- I would have my agent
accept that offer, dear.
438
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,420
- Yes.
439
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,595
[Audience applauds, music plays]
440
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:28,988
- Thank you.
441
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,468
Woo! How 'bout that,
partner, huh?
442
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,688
Not bad for a couple
of years' work.
443
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,907
Hey trust me, I'm just
as shocked as you are.
444
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:39,476
But this is ours, and no one
can take it from us.
445
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,043
- Sorry, Sir, uh,
I'm gonna need to take that
446
00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:42,697
for the next category.
447
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,438
We'll be mailing yours in six
to eight weeks,
448
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,961
along with the bill.
Okay, great.
449
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,354
- Yeah, okay.
450
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,051
Well, that's probably
for the best,
451
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,140
I mean, I don't wanna be
lugging that thing around
452
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,055
to all the after-parties.
- Mhmm.
453
00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,666
- So, Stevie, I thought
we'd go for a...
454
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:56,754
celebratory dinner, huh?
455
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,887
- Yeah.
456
00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:01,455
- Unless that steps
on your plans with Emir?
457
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,065
- Nope, there's no more
plans anymore,
458
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,893
so, whatever you wanna do.
459
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,462
- Your weekend plans
got pushed, or...?
460
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:09,985
- Uh no, just cancelled.
461
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,769
It was a stupid idea anyways.
462
00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,902
I don't know what
I was thinking.
463
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,644
[Sobs quietly]
464
00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,994
- Okay, well, you know what,
465
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,865
if it's okay with you,
466
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:22,780
why don't we beat
the traffic, and just...
467
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:25,392
just head home, 'cause
I gotta be honest, I'm...
468
00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:28,090
I'm feeling awfully tired,
actually.
469
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,571
- Mr. Rose, I know how
important this is to you.
470
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:33,617
- Oh Stevie,
we got what we came for.
471
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,837
Well, we didn't actually
get it, they took it back.
472
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,491
I mean, what kind
of cheap-ass award show
473
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:38,970
takes back an award?!
474
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,190
- Mr. Rose, I don't think
I can go back out there.
475
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,366
- Well, tell you what,
you stay here,
476
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,542
I'll grab your bag, and maybe...
477
00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,109
a few shrimp for the road?
478
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,329
- Yeah, thanks.
479
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,157
[Choked sob]
480
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,117
[Sighs]
481
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,206
Patrick: I don't regret
what I did.
482
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,990
- Well, look who it is.
483
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:03,082
- Ronnie, we want to apologize
484
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,909
for the miscommunication
this afternoon.
485
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,215
- We?
486
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,956
- What's that?
487
00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:12,308
- This is just a, an expression
of our continued appreciation.
488
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:15,137
- I don't see any of that
blue cheese in here.
489
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,008
- David, did you put any
of the blue cheese
490
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:18,314
in there for Ronnie?
491
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,099
- That cheese was very
expensive.
492
00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:22,144
- We'd be happy to run
some over.
493
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:26,148
So what would be the update
on the tiles, then?
494
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,629
- Funny you should ask.
495
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,935
I was just heading out
to run them over.
496
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,328
- Ah!
- Hmm.
497
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:33,938
- So I wonder if you still
need the basket, then.
498
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,897
- Oh, I still need the basket.
499
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,420
- So uh, does this mean
that the whole project
500
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,074
could be wrapped up then,
by tonight?
501
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,946
- Did I just say that I was
heading out right now?
502
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,123
- Yes, she did!
- She did, great.
503
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,733
- Uh so, should we just
jump in with you?
504
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,561
- I don't think so.
505
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,476
- What about just me
then, Ronnie?
506
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,870
[Truck door opens
then slams shut]
507
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,829
- This went well...
508
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,135
I think.
- Yeah.
509
00:18:59,703 --> 00:19:00,965
[Clothes rustle]
510
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,534
[Sniffles]
511
00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,145
[Knocking]
512
00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:17,591
[Groans]
513
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,201
- Well, hello, you!
514
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,247
- Mrs. Rose,
what are you doing here?
515
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:24,424
- I thought you and I might
celebrate your big award!
516
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,773
- Come in.
517
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,690
- Oh, thank you.
518
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:34,695
- And I was made aware
there was a loss, as well.
519
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,132
- Yeah.
520
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,265
Turns out, someone who's been
working the front desk
521
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:41,876
of a motel her whole life
isn't exactly a turn-on.
522
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,880
- I was speaking of his loss.
523
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:48,535
Stevie, underneath the brambly
tartan blousant
524
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,493
is a chrysalis,
525
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:53,496
just bursting with potential.
526
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:57,283
- [Sighs] Well, I'm glad
somebody thinks so.
527
00:19:57,326 --> 00:20:00,199
- Yes, perhaps she just
needs a...
528
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:03,376
bit of a shock
to her daily routine.
529
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,595
- That's kind of what I was
going for, Mrs. Rose.
530
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,467
- Well, the kind of shock
I'm referring to, Stevie,
531
00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:09,730
will not come in the form
of a man.
532
00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:12,733
- What is this?
533
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:15,039
- Oh, just a gift that once
jolted me out
534
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,216
of my little podunk routine.
535
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:20,697
- Me, in front of people?
536
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:23,004
I am not an actor.
537
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,311
- And neither is the lead
in the play.
538
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:29,010
She's simply a headstrong
young woman,
539
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,142
who's been knocked about
a few times,
540
00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:35,190
and... looking to make
the most of herself.
541
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,323
- [Sighs] Did Mr. Rose
put you up to this?
542
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,847
- No, this inspired piece
of stunt-casting
543
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:41,675
was an idea all my own.
544
00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:45,461
And we can't find anyone else.
545
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:49,117
- Thank you...
- You're welcome.
546
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,727
I should've led with this.
547
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,686
Please tell me you can sing.
548
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,470
- I sing in the car.
549
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:55,950
- Good enough.
550
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,257
Okay. Peruse.
551
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,519
At your leisure.
552
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:01,999
- Okay.
553
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,958
Oh, I see you've opened
a bottle of wine already,
554
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:05,960
I won't burden you with another.
555
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,310
Bye.
556
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,616
- Bye.
557
00:21:12,662 --> 00:21:15,056
[Sniffles]
558
00:21:15,099 --> 00:21:17,101
[Papers rustle]
559
00:21:20,453 --> 00:21:22,106
[Wineglass rasps]
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