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(BLUE MERLE PLAYING
LUCKY TO KNOW YOU)
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Three, two, one.
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-DYLAN: And the Sixers win.
-That was for you, Nikki.
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That was all for you, my baby.
Now let's go somewhere and celebrate.
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For a while, for a long while.
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You know what, dude? lf l had one last
wish, l wouldn't waste it on Jason O'Malley.
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l mean, he's a great football player
and everything but...
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You know what l'd say?
l'd say l want to nail Nikki. Right?
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Like right there,
like right in front of everybody.
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Ricky, man,
why didn't you think of that before?
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-Dude, he was kidding, man.
-Hell, why didn't l think of that before?
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You still got time, man.
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No, no, no, no. You cannot go on television
saying you want to bang a supermodel.
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Come on, Slap. Man's dyin'. What are they
gonna do? What is your problem?
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-l'm just saying...
-Dylan? Let's go, okay?
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-Mrs. J., lookin' hot.
-Easy.
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Dylan, what did l tell you
about sharing your medication?
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No, it's okay, Mrs. J., brought our own.
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Couldn't you at least have waited
until afterwards?
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-l was in a lot of pain.
-We all were.
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All right, come on, we're late.
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Where the hell's the kid?
Jason, l need a word.
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l don't care if traffic's bad,
you get a helicopter.
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We have 25 minutes to air.
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(EXCLAlMS)
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There you are. Phew, l was getting worried.
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Jason, l want you to meet your biggest fan,
Dylan Jameison.
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-Hey, Dylan. How's it going, man?
-lt's going.
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-So, ready to do some fishin'?
-Actually...
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You know, there'll be plenty of time
for chit-chat later.
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Right now l need to get you into makeup.
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Makeup, okay.
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l'm Jason.
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Yeah, l know. Thank you for doing this.
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l'm honored, l just...
l hope l don't disappoint him.
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Are you kidding?
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You've been his favorite player
since your rookie year.
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That was a long time ago.
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Yeah, well, his dad started taking him
to games before he could talk.
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Really?
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Anyway, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Dylan is 16
and hails from Marcus Hook, Pennsylvania.
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He first came to our atention
through the pediatric oncology unit
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at Children's Hospital in Philadelphia.
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The United Wish Givers' Foundation
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is happy to make
this fine young man's wish a reality.
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So, without any further ado,
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l'd like to ask Dylan
to come up here and state his wish.
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Dylan.
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How's it going?
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Go get 'em, Sugar D.
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When l first found out
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that l was geting this wish
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l thought one of my boys
was pulling a gag on me.
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But it wasn't a joke.
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l also want to thank everyone
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and all the trouble they've gone through.
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l know l'm supposed to get up here and say
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how l want to go fishing
with Jason O'Malley but
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it's not really what l want.
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Fishing will always remind me of my pops,
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and nobody, not even my favorite
football player, could ever replace him.
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And there is also something l realized
l want a whole lot more.
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So, for my last wish,
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l'd like to spend a weekend, alone,
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with Nikki Sinclair.
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(CROWD GASPlNG)
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Yes!
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(CROWD MURMURlNG EXClTEDLY)
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(DANCE MUSlC)
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Unbelievable bitch!
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-Nikki, come on, you're beautiful.
-Did you see what she did?
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Don't worry about her, it's all about you.
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She almost knocked me off the runway.
l'm never working with her again.
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l didn't book her, girl.
l don't know who did.
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l'm calling my publicist,
honey, let me tell you.
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You are the "it" girl, you are now,
you're the future, you're gorgeous.
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This was made just for you,
fits you like a glove.
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(RlCHlE CHATTERlNG)
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Book Sasha for the next show.
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Honestly, could it be a little smaller?
l mean, it could fit a 1 2-year-old boy.
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Honey, you should feel flattered.
You're like Kate Moss, you've got a look.
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(DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG)
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Well, you really know
how to shake up a place.
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Yep.
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You're honest, l'll give you that.
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Just like Daddy.
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You know, they gave the kid his wish
when he wanted to shoot a bear.
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-So they can't hook me up with Nikki?
-You got a point.
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Well, l guess...them
if they can't take a joke, huh?
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-What them?
-You know.
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-Do you mean, fuck them if they can't...
-Dylan.
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-Mom, just say it.
-l will not.
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Just say it once, please, before l go.
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Fuck!
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There you go, all right,
let's get this party rollin'.
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(MUSlC PLAYlNG ON CAR STEREO)
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Honey, don't light that up in here.
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-Come on.
-l'm serious. You can go to jail for that.
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Yeah, it really doesn't scare me anymore.
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-What am l gonna do with you?
-Bury me.
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Stop.
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-Actually, l want you to cremate me.
-Will you stop?
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What? We have to talk about this
sooner or later.
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Okay. Tell me what you want.
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You mean
besides knocking it out with Nikki?
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l'm gonna smack you.
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l want you to take my ashes
to Conquest beach
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where Pop and l used to fish.
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That's a beautiful idea.
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(TlRES SCREECHlNG)
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-Mom, easy.
-l'm sorry. l'm sorry.
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Calm down, keep your eye on the road.
You want some of this?
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(POLlCE SlREN WAlLlNG)
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Terrific. Oh, God.
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Get rid of that, get rid of that.
Get rid of it, get rid of it.
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Throw it out, out the window.
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We're going to jail, we're going to jail.
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-l'm going to jail.
-Let me handle it.
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-You be quiet, okay?
-Don't say anything about the weed.
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-Ma'am, you're all over the road.
-l'm sorry.
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All right, step out of the car, please.
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Officer, l know it doesn't look good but...
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Officer, Officer, the marijuana is mine.
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l am the sole offender here.
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So do what you want with me,
but just leave the lady alone.
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You're the wish kid.
We saw you on TV down at the station.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, you've got the whole 14th Precinct
pulling for you.
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Sweet.
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Okay, look, there's no trouble here, just...
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Just smoke that stuff at home
from now on, all right?
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-Got it?
-Aye-aye, Captain.
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-Drive safe.
-Thank you.
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Nice kid.
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He's a nice guy.
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Ritchie, l would not bullshit you,
it was an accident.
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No, it wasn't.
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ARLENE: l gotta tell you, it didn't look
that bad. l thought it was part of the show.
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Yeah, l thought
the ambulance was part of the show, too.
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You never know with this, sweetie.
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Ritchie, darling, listen,
l'll take you to lunch tomorrow, all right?
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You're a genius, l love you, okay, ciao.
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-Fuck!
-Am l in trouble?
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You passed trouble years ago.
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Now you just happen to have
the hottest New York designer
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organizing a boycott against you.
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Let me just ask you one question.
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What is so sexy about self-destruction?
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l mean, first you marry a no-talent musician
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who's been in Betty Ford
more times than Gerald.
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-So l made a mistake.
-A mistake.
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Getting arrested twice in a month
is a mistake?
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Which, by the way, cost you
over $6 million in endorsements.
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So l made an expensive mistake.
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And l suppose it was a mistake saying that
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Mother Teresa
and other women of the cloth
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are only nuns because they're ugly.
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Have you ever seen a beautiful nun?
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lt's one thing to think it,
it's another thing to say it.
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l've worked my ass off for you.
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Trying to get you
everything you've ever dreamed of.
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And now
you are flushing it down the toilet.
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You think l have everything
l've ever dreamed of?
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You don't know anything about me.
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All that you know is
that you make a shitload of money off me.
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Let me tell you something, Arlene,
money ain't it.
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Really, why don't we talk about that
when you don't have any money?
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Which, at the rate you're going,
is going to be really soon.
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l need a glass of wine.
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Do you want something to eat?
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Scrapple, or a sandwich,
or a cheese on toast or somethin'?
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Nah.
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KAREN: Hey!
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-Patti, l love you, too.
-l know, aren't they gorgeous?
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But they're not for you, they're for you.
You have a fan.
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-Me?
-You want some wine?
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Yes, please.
Her name's Marie, she's from England.
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-That is sweet.
-You read the card?
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Yeah, you know, they were sittin'
in my house for, like, over an hour.
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lt was just too long not to look.
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-How are you feelin'?
-Like l just struck out.
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Yeah, well, you know what?
Screw 'em if they can't take a joke.
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l wasn't joking.
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Wow. Twenty-eight new messages.
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(BEEPlNG)
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RlCKY: Dude!
SLAP: Dude!
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(BEEPlNG)
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GIRL: Make fun of United Wish Givers,
you deserve to die.
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What is wrong with those people?
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Well, l'm going to go take a siesta.
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lf Nikki stops by, send her right up.
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(MATT COSTA PLAYlNG BEHlND THE MOON)
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l would shine just like a million suns
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lf you'd just love me, baby
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All the stars point me to you
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And lately they just drive me crazy
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You did it, man.
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Our universe can be so cruel
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So baby, baby, be my lady
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Shit.
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l would shine just like a million suns
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lf you'd just love me, baby
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You did it.
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(SCHOOL BELL RlNGlNG)
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(STUDENTS CHATTERlNG)
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Dylan, dude, what's up?
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-Dude.
-Fellas.
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Yo, what's happening, D?
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-That was so awesome, man.
-How'd your mom take it?
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Well, when she realized strangling me
was kind of a waste, she cooled out.
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-That's cool, man.
-Jameison,
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l don't suppose you remembered to have
Jason O'Malley sign that football, did you?
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-Oops.
-Oops?
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You pass on Jason O'Malley
just to make a joke
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with the United Wish Givers' foundation?
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-l don't get you kids.
-No, l wasn't joking.
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Hey! Hey!
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Dylan, l'm praying for you.
We're all praying for you.
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You're praying so my boy gets laid?
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l thought you guys were against
that whole kind of thing.
223
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We're praying
that you shed the ways of the devil
224
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and come to God
through Jesus Christ, our savior.
225
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,231
l don't believe in the devil,
and l don't believe in God.
226
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,634
-Blasphemer!
-What did she just call you?
227
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,203
l will pray that you don't burn in hell.
228
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:14,139
Listen, there's no such thing as hell
or heaven or pearly gates, okay?
229
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,541
God is a rumor somebody made up
a long time ago.
230
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We will gather out of his kingdom
all the unbelievers,
231
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,580
and we'll cast them into the furnace of fire.
232
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,882
You know you're almost hot
when you're angry?
233
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Fish, Pop!
234
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,875
-You got one?
-Yep.
235
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:52,778
-All right, reel him in.
-Yeah, l think he's a striper.
236
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:55,347
All right, let him run a little bit.
237
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,816
-You got him?
-l got him. Yeah.
238
00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:01,353
All right, look at that. Look at that.
239
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,390
Pop!
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00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,194
Dad.
241
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,397
Dad?
242
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:21,239
Yo, Pop, where are you going? Come back.
243
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,813
Come back! Come back!
244
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:33,085
DOCTOR: Okay, okay.
KAREN: Breathe, it's all right.
245
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,621
DOCTOR: Take it easy, nice, deep breaths.
246
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,663
You're gonna be fine.
247
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,299
l don't care.
248
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,873
-Yowsa.
-You took quite a knock on the head.
249
00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,445
-Did that bible chick deck me?
-You passed out at school, honey.
250
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,315
Your tumors have enlarged.
251
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,518
And they cut off
the blood supply to your brain.
252
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,921
-That's not good, huh?
-No, l'm afraid not.
253
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,201
So what now, Doc, more chemo?
254
00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:27,739
At this point, l think that chemo
is gonna do more harm than good.
255
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,145
Radiation?
256
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:36,548
We can't give you any more radiation,
you know that.
257
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,952
So in medical terms l'm screwed, huh?
258
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:43,688
(SlGHlNG)
259
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:50,562
Dylan, we knew this point would come.
260
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lf there was anything in my power
l could do
261
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,570
to change it, l would.
262
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:05,544
Hey, Mom, can you let us alone for,
like, just a little bit?
263
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,916
Sure, sweetie.
264
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,253
l'm gonna be right outside, okay?
265
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:34,039
-How long do l have?
-That's hard to say.
266
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:37,976
Ballpark.
267
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,648
Well, the science isn't pretty,
268
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:48,053
but the human will
has overcome science for a while.
269
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,821
Many times.
270
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,592
This is bullshit.
271
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,863
l need more time.
272
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:02,167
l want to see Christmas,
l want to deck the halls.
273
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:06,738
-l want to chill with Nikki.
-Don't we all.
274
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:10,542
-l at least want to try.
-Try and save your energy.
275
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,916
This might be a good time
276
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,218
to think about the next life.
277
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,721
Next life.
278
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,391
Come on, man, you're a doctor.
You believe in that crap?
279
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:30,095
-Yeah, l do.
-l don't.
280
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,666
What do you have to lose?
281
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,738
Screw it, l'm gonna make it to Christmas.
282
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:45,443
-Bet you 1 00 bucks.
-l'm not gonna bet against you.
283
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:49,114
lf you're not gonna bet against me
can you spot me a C-note?
284
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:53,084
l'll pay you back. ln person, at Christmas.
285
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,354
-l bet you will.
-Yeah.
286
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:04,496
And do you know
a nice restaurant to take a special lady?
287
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:05,797
Ah!
288
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,433
Yes.
289
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:14,439
Try the Bouillabaisse, best in town.
290
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,442
Tell 'em l sent you.
291
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,512
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)
292
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Hello?
293
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:26,985
Okay.
294
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,754
Okay!
295
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:34,125
ANNOUNCER ON TV: The United Wish Givers'
foundation got quite a surprise today
296
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:37,829
from 16-year-old Dylan Jameison
of Marcus Hook, Pennsylvania.
297
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,065
lt seems he changed his final wish
298
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:43,768
from a fishing trip with
football star Jason O'Malley
299
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:46,171
to something a bit more controversial.
300
00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:49,975
There is also something
l realized l want a whole lot more.
301
00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:55,080
So, for my last wish,
l would like to spend a weekend
302
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,984
alone with Nikki Sinclair.
303
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:01,353
What?
304
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,788
According to her manager,
Miss Sinclair is on a shoot
305
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,691
and unavailable for comment. Bill?
306
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:08,927
Stop.
307
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:11,830
Get off me.
308
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,335
(CLASSlCAL MUSlC)
309
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,205
KAREN: Look at these prices.
310
00:22:20,439 --> 00:22:23,875
l haven't spent this much on a car.
Dylan, we can't eat here.
311
00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:24,943
Hey. Hey.
312
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,278
l'm taking you out to dinner.
313
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:29,914
Let's live it up some, huh? Come on.
314
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,953
-Okay, let's.
-Good.
315
00:22:39,925 --> 00:22:41,493
How's it goin'?
316
00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,396
Good evening.
317
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:46,931
May l get you something to drink
while you decide?
318
00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:53,872
-l'll have a frosty cold brew.
-l'm afraid l'll need some identification.
319
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:57,575
Well, you know,
l left my wallet at the office.
320
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:02,080
Screw it, l don't want beer anyway.
321
00:23:02,148 --> 00:23:04,249
Why don't you bring us
a bottle of red wine?
322
00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:05,450
Very good, madam.
323
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:08,620
And we want the good stuff,
nothing out of a box.
324
00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,489
Thank you.
325
00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,092
(SlGHlNG)
326
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,565
l feel like a bad mother
that you're not home resting.
327
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:24,402
l'm gonna have plenty of time for that.
And right now l want a feast.
328
00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:27,472
-How are you gonna pay for this?
-Don't worry about it.
329
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:28,706
Uh-huh.
330
00:23:28,774 --> 00:23:31,076
Check it out, we got cloth napkins.
331
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:34,079
When was the last time
we had cloth napkins?
332
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:37,282
Châteauneuf du Pape. 1 985.
333
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:40,718
-My personal favorite.
-Oh, he's in charge.
334
00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:45,890
Ah, Bueno. Pour, my good man.
335
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:50,395
Would you like to order your dinner,
or shall l come back?
336
00:23:50,463 --> 00:23:52,530
Nope, l know what we want.
337
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:58,103
We're going to have the shrimp cocktail,
the escargot.
338
00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:00,905
And l'm gonna have the lobster thermidor,
339
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:04,576
and the lady here
is going to have the bouillabaisse.
340
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,778
Very good, sir.
341
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:11,382
Dylan, we're over $200 and
we haven't even gotten to the entrées yet.
342
00:24:11,517 --> 00:24:15,720
-Maybe we should skip the appetizers.
-Your bill is being covered by Dr. Emerson.
343
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,989
-Really?
-Sweet.
344
00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:22,427
ln that case,
then take special care of my lady.
345
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:25,263
Thank you, sir. lt would be my pleasure.
346
00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:47,819
-Kickin'.
-Very good, sir.
347
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:57,962
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
348
00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:01,866
To wishes coming true.
349
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:08,406
Dylan, are you sure
there isn't something else that you want?
350
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,542
Something more accessible?
351
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:13,978
What's the point in wishing
if you don't wish for what you really want?
352
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,614
l just don't want you to be disappointed.
353
00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:19,083
Well, l will be if l don't try.
354
00:25:28,093 --> 00:25:29,093
Wow.
355
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:32,797
-The wine's amazing, right?
-lt's the best l've ever had.
356
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:38,303
Keisha, what would you say is the highlight
357
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,039
so far of your adult film career?
358
00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,041
Hmm.
359
00:25:43,742 --> 00:25:45,243
KElSHA: It's a hard one.
360
00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:46,811
MAN: Pun intended.
361
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:47,879
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
362
00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:56,254
-KAREN: You busy?
-Nope.
363
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,393
KAREN: Can l sit?
364
00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:11,536
(SlGHlNG)
365
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:14,339
l have a present for you.
366
00:26:18,744 --> 00:26:22,080
Daddy wanted me to give you this
on your 1 8th birthday.
367
00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:26,918
l don't think he'd mind
if l gave it to you now.
368
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,157
Thanks.
369
00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:54,712
(DYLAN'S DAD CLEARlNG THROAT)
370
00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:57,382
Yeah, all right.
371
00:27:06,091 --> 00:27:10,061
Happy birthday, Dylan.
l wish l could be there with you.
372
00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:13,197
Yeah, l guess God has other plans.
373
00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:16,868
l know you and l
have never talked much about God.
374
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,239
l probably should have taken you to church
a litle more.
375
00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,375
But l never really cared for it.
376
00:27:26,111 --> 00:27:28,780
l do believe in a life after this one.
377
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,582
That's where l am now.
378
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,551
lt's prety nice here.
379
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:38,423
Fishing's fantastic. l'll take you sometime.
380
00:27:39,525 --> 00:27:43,428
But don't hurry, all right,
don't you dare hurry.
381
00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:45,396
l'm not going anywhere.
382
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:46,998
(COUGHlNG)
383
00:27:54,573 --> 00:27:58,076
You know, l've had a good life.
Caught my striped bass.
384
00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,945
l had a hole in one.
385
00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:02,847
l saw the Phillies win the World Series.
386
00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,550
lt would have been nice to see
the Eagles win the Super Bowl,
387
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:08,386
but you probably live 100 years
and you're never gonna see that.
388
00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:09,987
Bunch of bums.
389
00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:13,524
Smartest thing l ever did
was marry your mother.
390
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:18,096
Litle piece of advice.
lf you really fall for a woman,
391
00:28:18,831 --> 00:28:21,933
even if you don't think you have
a chance in hell, just take a shot.
392
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,570
You know, marry the woman you love.
Love the woman you marry.
393
00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:28,573
Do something nice for her
when she least expects it.
394
00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:31,609
Life'll be good. Trust me.
395
00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:33,378
(DOOR OPENlNG)
396
00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:35,413
-D.
-And l don't...
397
00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:39,083
And l don't want your mother to be alone.
398
00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:42,253
lf she meets a good man,
give him your respect.
399
00:28:43,088 --> 00:28:45,323
lf he's a bum, put his ass on the curb.
400
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:49,761
Remember, even though l'm not there,
401
00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,397
l'm with you every step along the way.
402
00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,265
-Bullshit.
-That's not bullshit.
403
00:28:55,834 --> 00:28:57,668
And one last thing.
404
00:28:58,003 --> 00:29:02,607
lf you only remember one thing that l say,
remember this.
405
00:29:07,646 --> 00:29:09,380
Fuck. Shit.
406
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:11,182
Dude, it's gonna be all right.
407
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,584
Shut the fuck up, man,
it's not gonna be okay.
408
00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:15,920
-KAREN: What's the matter?
-lt ate the tape.
409
00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:18,489
This fucking piece of shit ate the tape.
410
00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:20,224
l'm sorry.
411
00:29:32,738 --> 00:29:34,605
(DYLAN SOBBlNG)
412
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,322
l can't do this. Let's just turn around.
413
00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:53,558
-ARLENE: You can do this.
-No, l can't.
414
00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:57,762
-You will do this.
-Arlene, come on, the kid is dying.
415
00:29:57,830 --> 00:30:01,098
Yeah, and you've been given
a golden opportunity to make him happy
416
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:04,135
and possibly save your career.
Don't blow it.
417
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,106
(MOTlON ClTY PLAYlNG
EVERYTHlNG lS ALL RlGHT)
418
00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,211
Well, this used to fit.
419
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:14,278
(DOORBELL RlNGlNG)
420
00:30:17,783 --> 00:30:19,617
-Hi.
-ARLENE: Hi, how are you?
421
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:20,885
l'm good, please come in.
422
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:25,022
l'm Arlene, and this is Nikki
and Alex, our photographer.
423
00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:27,425
l'm Karen Jameison,
and this is my friend, Patti Adams.
424
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,894
-Hi, nice to meet you.
-Hi, nice to meet you.
425
00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:31,996
lt's so nice of you to come.
426
00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:36,067
-lt's the least l could do.
-Could l get you something to drink?
427
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:38,236
Scotch, if you have it.
428
00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:41,539
How about a wine cooler?
429
00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:45,409
Never mind.
430
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,478
Yo, what up, baby? Oh, my God.
431
00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,413
(MUTTERlNG lNCOHERENTLY)
432
00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:52,750
No.
433
00:30:53,118 --> 00:30:55,953
Dude, it doesn't matter what you wear, man,
just be cool.
434
00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,890
You know, like, pretend
you don't even know that she's there.
435
00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:00,525
Dude, shut up.
436
00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:07,064
-KAREN: Here he is.
-Dylan, hi.
437
00:31:07,533 --> 00:31:08,833
Hi.
438
00:31:11,837 --> 00:31:13,738
-How's it goin'?
-Good.
439
00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:14,872
Uh...
440
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:19,710
-Thanks for coming by.
-l just happened to be in the neighborhood.
441
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,412
Good one.
442
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:25,716
Uh...
443
00:31:26,251 --> 00:31:27,251
(CLEARS THROAT)
444
00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:30,555
So you wanna go out to dinner?
445
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:35,560
There's a place close by
with really good bouillabaisse.
446
00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:39,830
-You don't waste any time, do you?
-Yeah, well...
447
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,135
You know, l would actually love to,
448
00:31:44,202 --> 00:31:47,004
but we really can't stay.
449
00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:49,774
We would have planned for more time,
450
00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:53,277
but your announcement
kind of caught us by surprise.
451
00:31:53,478 --> 00:31:55,846
Can't you just stay for a little longer?
452
00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:01,652
You know, Dylan,
they came all the way from New York.
453
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,821
KAREN: And that's nothing to sneeze at.
454
00:32:05,157 --> 00:32:08,593
Why don't we get a picture?
Let's get a picture of the two of you.
455
00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:11,128
That'd be great. Right over...
456
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:12,396
Okay.
457
00:32:16,201 --> 00:32:17,435
-ls this good?
-NlKKl: Yeah, yeah.
458
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:21,639
Can l have a card, please? Thanks.
459
00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:27,111
Anyway, this... This is my card,
and it's got my agency number on it.
460
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:31,849
So if you come to New York,
you can just call that number
461
00:32:31,917 --> 00:32:33,684
and we'll get together then, okay?
462
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:36,420
Well, it was really great meeting you.
463
00:32:39,858 --> 00:32:43,761
You take care.
Thank you, great meeting you.
464
00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,796
-Thank you for coming.
-Bye.
465
00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:51,102
l'm so sorry,
we're just in a bit of a time crunch, so...
466
00:32:51,436 --> 00:32:53,938
Yeah, l know what that's like.
467
00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:00,645
-l'll walk you out.
-Thanks.
468
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,146
See ya, bye.
469
00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:20,931
Forget her, man, really.
She was not as hot in person anyway.
470
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:24,068
That's the dumbest thing you've ever said.
471
00:33:24,136 --> 00:33:26,303
Yeah, seriously, dude,
saying stupid shit like that
472
00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:28,339
is not gonna make him feel any better.
473
00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:30,908
Honestly, D, she was amazing, man.
474
00:33:30,976 --> 00:33:33,110
l swear to God
l thought l was going to pass out.
475
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:37,481
She even smelled perfect.
l couldn't feel my legs.
476
00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,050
All right, just forget her, just forget her.
477
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:41,552
Listen, all right,
we did our research all right,
478
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:44,989
and we're pretty sure that
Danielle Figgis, Kathy Ryan
479
00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:46,290
and Michelle Flywater will do you.
480
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:47,458
All right, Kathy Ryan.
481
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,294
She has a nice rack,
and she wants to be a nurse.
482
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,897
l mean, come on, man,
she is my top draft pick.
483
00:33:52,964 --> 00:33:54,765
She's a lay-up, bro.
484
00:33:56,001 --> 00:33:59,036
l don't want a lay-up. l want Nikki.
485
00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:04,175
Okay, look, Alex is going to be there
with the photos in a couple of hours.
486
00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:07,111
The second they arrive
l want them all over the wires.
487
00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:08,946
All right, and l want you
all over the phones.
488
00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:11,882
l mean, this is front-page stuff, Laura,
all right?
489
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,719
Hook me up, don't let me down. Thanks.
490
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,054
(SlGHlNG)
491
00:34:22,194 --> 00:34:23,828
Have some water.
492
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:28,232
l know you're upset. l understand.
That poor kid.
493
00:34:28,633 --> 00:34:31,836
That poor dying kid who we just blew off.
494
00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:36,173
You know, you did a good thing.
Don't ruin it.
495
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,514
(CHATTERlNG ON TV
496
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:50,554
Dude, l don't give a shit if you're dying,
man, you're driving me nuts.
497
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:54,458
-l'm gonna haunt your ass.
-Dude, haunt me, too.
498
00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:57,027
Having a New York moment.
499
00:34:57,262 --> 00:35:00,164
-l gotta get to New York.
-All right, l'm down.
500
00:35:00,332 --> 00:35:03,534
-Let's do it.
-l'm broke.
501
00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:07,605
-Actually, l've got, like, 55 bucks.
-55 bucks won't get us to Trenton.
502
00:35:07,672 --> 00:35:09,440
And if we go to New York,
we gotta do it right.
503
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:11,609
We gotta live large.
504
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:14,912
l could probably scare up
a few shekels if we need 'em.
505
00:35:16,214 --> 00:35:17,815
l could get a cheaper funeral.
506
00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:20,317
-Dude...
-What, you got any better ideas?
507
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,288
l am really excited because l get to work
508
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:27,324
with Jane Fondle and Rock Studson.
509
00:35:27,392 --> 00:35:29,794
We've been practicing
really hard every day.
510
00:35:30,395 --> 00:35:32,229
Cable access rules.
511
00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:36,767
You know, 50 bucks and you get
a half hour to do whatever you want.
512
00:35:37,102 --> 00:35:41,405
50 bucks, a couple porn stars, man,
and bang...
513
00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:42,706
You're rich and you're famous.
514
00:35:42,774 --> 00:35:45,142
And you're getting more ass
than a toilet seat, right?
515
00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,112
Okay, so let's do it.
516
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,247
l don't know any porn stars, man, do you?
517
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:52,449
No, but if we buy a half-hour cable access,
518
00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:54,618
we could do one of those auctions
like they do on PBS.
519
00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:55,753
Dude, those things suck.
520
00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:57,755
They suck because they sell, like,
tote bags.
521
00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,890
But if we get some good stuff to sell,
who knows?
522
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,759
l mean, what do we got to sell, man?
523
00:36:01,827 --> 00:36:05,162
l have two autographed baseballs,
a signed Nikki picture
524
00:36:05,230 --> 00:36:09,133
and a lot of other stuff l won't need.
525
00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:12,937
We could wash cars, you know,
or do whatever bullshit work
526
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,138
someone needs done.
527
00:36:14,206 --> 00:36:17,474
Yeah, and maybe there would be, like,
this hot divorced chick, right,
528
00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:19,810
with, like, a nice rack,
want me to do stuff for her.
529
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:24,114
-l mean, could you imagine that?
-Will not be needing these.
530
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,151
And l have
that Eagles autographed football.
531
00:36:27,219 --> 00:36:29,987
l mean, that's gotta be worth something.
532
00:36:30,088 --> 00:36:33,157
-Are you serious?
-What the hell am l gonna do with it?
533
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:37,962
(SlGHlNG)
534
00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,798
Do you guys remember the time
when we were at the Eagles game
535
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:41,899
and they were getting crushed,
536
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:44,168
so everyone started to pelt
Santa with snowballs?
537
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,569
That was the bomb, man.
538
00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:48,672
Dude, don't say, "the bomb."
Man, that's over.
539
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:50,074
Sorry, homes.
540
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,112
Where do you want us to go,
over here by the picnic table?
541
00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:58,249
MAN: That's great, you guys look so cute.
542
00:36:58,316 --> 00:36:59,617
She looks fantastic.
543
00:37:00,418 --> 00:37:02,686
That is the most beautiful flower
l have ever seen.
544
00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:06,123
l ordered it special.
lt's called a Red Beauty.
545
00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:08,692
Just like you, baby.
546
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,628
Hold still, hold still,
l don't want to hurt you.
547
00:37:10,695 --> 00:37:12,263
WOMAN: You beter not hurt my baby.
548
00:37:12,330 --> 00:37:13,464
l'd rather die.
549
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:17,201
Let's just skip the prom.
Let's go get married.
550
00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:18,402
NlKKl: Okay.
551
00:37:21,673 --> 00:37:24,775
Ma'am, l promise l'll be real good
to your girl.
552
00:37:25,143 --> 00:37:26,343
Can l have her hand in marriage?
553
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,512
WOMAN: You gonna have my hand
upside your head in a minute.
554
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:32,082
NlKKl: Momma, don't you want us
to get married some day?
555
00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:34,385
BO: That's all right, baby.
l'll wait for you forever
556
00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:36,854
unless you go to New York,
leave me in the dust.
557
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:39,290
Bo, l would never do that.
558
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,360
BO: You ready?
559
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:47,164
NlKKl: Bye Momma, I Iove you.
WOMAN: l love you, have a good time.
560
00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:50,301
(GROANlNG) God.
561
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:54,104
Yo, J, l hear you're getting traded
to New York for a supermodel.
562
00:37:54,172 --> 00:37:55,472
(CHUCKLlNG)
563
00:37:56,975 --> 00:37:59,743
Guess that'll make this an all-girl team.
564
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:04,048
He's got jokes, the guy.
565
00:38:04,316 --> 00:38:08,319
Call right now and this autographed
Eagles football is yours
566
00:38:08,386 --> 00:38:10,087
for only 300 bucks.
567
00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:12,690
Now, this is a real collector's item.
568
00:38:12,924 --> 00:38:15,292
One of the meanest Eagles teams
of all time.
569
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:20,297
The 1 991 Eagles,
we're talking Reggie White, Jerome Brown,
570
00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:23,701
Seth Joyner, all hall-of-famers,
very nice ball.
571
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,140
Okay, $200,
572
00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:33,944
and that's less than my old man paid
for this thing, now, come on.
573
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,381
All right, maybe we should try
something else.
574
00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:40,918
lf l can't sell this, how the hell
are we gonna sell any of this other crap?
575
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,254
Shit, take over.
576
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:49,393
Hi. ls your remote control sticky?
577
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:51,929
Does it smell like feet? Look at it right now.
578
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:54,798
Rank, isn't it?
Well, with our new special offer
579
00:38:54,866 --> 00:38:58,202
we will clean
and sanitize your remote for only $50.
580
00:38:58,370 --> 00:39:00,304
Or if you call in the next 1 5 minutes,
581
00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:03,073
we will clean your remote
and we'll clean your bong
582
00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:04,708
for only $1 00.
583
00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:08,946
(TELEPHONE RlNGlNG)
584
00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:10,514
Weekend with Nikki.
585
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:13,250
That's what l'm talking about, what's next?
586
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:17,554
Here we go. Next, two quality adult videos.
587
00:39:17,756 --> 00:39:20,524
The first one, the classic,
Booty and the Beast.
588
00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:23,193
-SLAP: Are you serious?
-And my personal favorite, LaureI's Canyon.
589
00:39:23,261 --> 00:39:27,598
$25 each, or together in a box set for $50.
590
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:29,900
Hold on. Fellas?
591
00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:34,605
There's a guy here
who wants to buy the football
592
00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:36,874
for 1 0 grand,
593
00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:39,743
and he's serious.
594
00:39:50,455 --> 00:39:52,823
(DANCE MUSlC PLAYlNG )
595
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,261
MAN: Okay, that's good.
596
00:39:57,796 --> 00:40:00,164
Now let go with your right hand.
597
00:40:01,533 --> 00:40:05,002
Lean back. You're going to jump.
598
00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:08,138
You're going to make
the ultimate fashion statement.
599
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:10,007
Give me that look.
600
00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,477
Come on, look at me.
601
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,914
Give me defiance.
602
00:40:18,483 --> 00:40:20,317
Give me impertinence.
603
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,688
-Yes.
-Rocco.
604
00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:27,357
Take five, people.
605
00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:31,895
-How are we doin'?
-Come see for yourself.
606
00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:41,171
You gotta be kidding me,
this is all you've got?
607
00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,907
She was an hour-and-a-half late.
608
00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:50,314
Jesus, Rocco, she looks like shit.
l can't use these.
609
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,318
Come on, l thought we booked
the gorgeous Nikki for this shoot.
610
00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:56,086
She's dead.
611
00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:59,490
Where is she going?
Where the hell are you going?
612
00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:02,993
Rocco, somebody,
would you get me Arlene on the phone?
613
00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:09,800
What kind of a mother would l be
if l let you go to New York all by yourself?
614
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:12,669
l'm not going by myself.
Slap and Ricky are coming with me.
615
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:16,240
Now l feel much better.
Are you kidding me?
616
00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,242
No way, absolutely not.
617
00:41:18,743 --> 00:41:23,113
-Mom, l'm going to New York.
-What if no one shows up with the money?
618
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:25,382
Then l walk there.
619
00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:29,453
-Say grace.
-Thanks, amen.
620
00:41:35,059 --> 00:41:37,628
You really think
she's gonna go out on a date with you?
621
00:41:37,695 --> 00:41:40,330
lf you would have seen Dad's tape
you'd understand.
622
00:41:40,465 --> 00:41:41,932
What do you mean?
623
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,636
He said that when he wanted to ask you out
he didn't think he had a shot.
624
00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:50,140
But he did it anyway and it turned out to be
the best thing he ever did.
625
00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:52,976
-He said that?
-Yeah.
626
00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:56,647
(DOORBELL RlNGlNG)
627
00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:07,758
KAREN: Hi, come on in.
628
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:11,695
-What's the deal, little brother?
-How's it going?
629
00:42:11,763 --> 00:42:14,231
Good, came to pick up my football.
630
00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:16,867
l can't believe you have one of those, man.
Of all the dumb luck.
631
00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:18,735
-That was you?
-Yeah.
632
00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,973
This is the address of the Omni hotel.
633
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,342
Your room's on me.
634
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:29,246
And this is for everything else.
635
00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:37,354
-Sweet, man, thanks.
-Thank me by having a great time, all right?
636
00:42:38,957 --> 00:42:42,192
-We can't take your money.
-Sure you can, Karen, come on.
637
00:42:42,260 --> 00:42:46,196
-l really don't think so.
-Yeah, come on, Mom, you heard the man.
638
00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:49,032
Dylan, l don't like the idea
of you running around New York
639
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:52,569
with a bunch of money in your pocket.
Anything could happen.
640
00:42:52,637 --> 00:42:53,770
That's the idea.
641
00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:55,872
You know what l mean.
642
00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:59,543
Mom, worse-case scenario,
l get shot and have a quick, merciful death,
643
00:42:59,611 --> 00:43:01,945
and boy, that would suck, right?
644
00:43:03,881 --> 00:43:07,017
-ls there a hockey game on TV?
-No.
645
00:43:07,619 --> 00:43:10,420
Then why don't you take your dinner
and go find something else, okay?
646
00:43:10,488 --> 00:43:11,822
Such a killjoy.
647
00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:14,891
Mom.
648
00:43:19,564 --> 00:43:23,100
Thank you, you're trying to help,
and l appreciate it.
649
00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:25,302
But you can't just hand Dylan
a stack of money
650
00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:28,205
and tell him to skip off to New York
and find himself a supermodel
651
00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:30,707
and expect me to think it's okay.
652
00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:33,710
Please take this back.
653
00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:38,282
Can't. A deal's a deal, Karen.
654
00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:42,686
l'll come back later for the football. Bye.
655
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:49,493
He's at the 30. He's at the 20.
He's gonna go all the way.
656
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,228
No, no, no, no.
657
00:43:52,597 --> 00:43:53,597
(BO GRUNTlNG)
658
00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:58,001
Tolliver gets her from behind, at the five.
659
00:44:00,038 --> 00:44:04,041
-l love it when you do that.
-What, get you from behind?
660
00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:06,743
No, yeah.
661
00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:11,715
No, l just love it
when you hold me like this.
662
00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:13,950
lt makes me feel safe.
663
00:44:15,219 --> 00:44:18,322
-l'll never let you go, Nik.
-Promise?
664
00:44:18,723 --> 00:44:22,492
l promise, yeah, l promise.
You and me, we're gonna get married.
665
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:25,529
And we're gonna have a bunch of babies.
666
00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:27,464
Grow old and fat together.
667
00:44:32,337 --> 00:44:34,171
lt's amazing how time flies.
668
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,408
Seems like just yesterday you
were calling me from New York,
669
00:44:38,476 --> 00:44:40,777
telling me we had to see other people.
670
00:44:41,846 --> 00:44:44,715
l was getting hammered
and crashing Bobby's Bronco.
671
00:44:45,283 --> 00:44:47,884
Spilling my brains all over Route 40.
672
00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,459
(GASPlNG)
673
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:18,115
Seriously, l don't really
see the big deal, guys.
674
00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:21,151
-This ain't no different than Philly.
-That place smells better, man.
675
00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:23,954
That's because we don't have the Rangers
stinking up the joint.
676
00:45:24,021 --> 00:45:25,655
Look, dude, chill out, all right?
677
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:28,091
We'll get our asses kicked
the first 1 0 minutes we're here.
678
00:45:28,159 --> 00:45:31,628
-Let's go, Flyers, let's go!
-Come on, man.
679
00:45:32,463 --> 00:45:35,232
Damn, this is banging.
680
00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,702
She's here.
681
00:45:42,774 --> 00:45:43,774
Nice.
682
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:48,044
-Get lost.
-Easy, pal.
683
00:45:48,112 --> 00:45:49,780
Pops, that was ours.
684
00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:53,517
That guy just stole our cab.
685
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,153
All right, here we go.
686
00:45:57,021 --> 00:45:58,088
All right.
687
00:45:59,424 --> 00:46:00,490
Come on.
688
00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:07,364
-Where we going, fellas?
-The Omni motel, man.
689
00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:11,635
-The Omni's a hotel.
-Motel, hotel, what's the difference, right?
690
00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:15,739
-You'll see when you get there.
-l love this place.
691
00:46:15,807 --> 00:46:20,110
-Could you take us to a strip club?
-l can take you wherever you want to go.
692
00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:26,016
You boys look familiar.
Y'all part of a boy band or something?
693
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:29,352
-No, man.
-l seen you before, l know it.
694
00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:31,755
You know, we got a TV show in Philly.
695
00:46:33,324 --> 00:46:34,791
You're the wish kid.
696
00:46:37,195 --> 00:46:39,362
People in New York know you, D.
697
00:46:39,430 --> 00:46:42,098
You better believe it.
Your picture's on the cover of the Post.
698
00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:46,903
-Dude! Oh, my God.
-Dude, it's official, man, you're famous.
699
00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,972
-That's insane.
-RlCKY: That's awesome.
700
00:46:49,874 --> 00:46:52,442
SLAP: l want to be on the Post, man.
RlCKY: Yeah, right.
701
00:47:05,423 --> 00:47:08,725
-This'll work, man.
-l'll see you fellas later.
702
00:47:17,535 --> 00:47:18,535
Hey.
703
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:20,070
Hey!
704
00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:23,840
Hey, stop! Stop! God damn, stop!
705
00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:25,876
What's up, kid?
706
00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:29,246
What the hell's going on here?
707
00:47:29,313 --> 00:47:32,282
-Are you on something, boy?
-D, man, you okay?
708
00:47:33,951 --> 00:47:35,852
There's some bizarre shit
going on right now.
709
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,155
-Come on, man, let's just get inside.
-Good idea.
710
00:47:44,395 --> 00:47:47,364
Hello, Mr. Jameison. Welcome to the Omni.
711
00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:01,311
This is your bathroom. Your bar.
712
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:04,281
Your remote,
second bedroom is down that hall.
713
00:48:04,348 --> 00:48:06,716
Damn, a motel with two bedrooms.
714
00:48:06,784 --> 00:48:09,252
-This is a suite.
-l'll say.
715
00:48:10,021 --> 00:48:12,289
You guys haven't been to New York before,
have you?
716
00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:14,124
No, just in Jersey.
717
00:48:14,191 --> 00:48:17,894
Gentlemen,
you're in the greatest city in the world.
718
00:48:17,962 --> 00:48:21,131
lf you want or need anything, let me know.
719
00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:24,901
-How about a good strip club?
-Dude, we can't get into a strip club.
720
00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:29,306
Go to Skins. Tell them Edson sent you.
721
00:48:30,007 --> 00:48:31,308
Seriously?
722
00:48:31,375 --> 00:48:33,843
Like l said, whatever you need.
723
00:48:35,613 --> 00:48:38,715
So, thank you.
724
00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:41,251
Thanks, that's very kind.
725
00:48:42,019 --> 00:48:44,654
lf l were you, l wouldn't
walk around this city with that much cash.
726
00:48:44,722 --> 00:48:46,122
Let me show you how to use the safe.
727
00:48:46,190 --> 00:48:48,825
No, man, we have lockers,
we'll figure it out.
728
00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,196
Gentlemen.
729
00:48:55,199 --> 00:48:56,533
Have a good day.
730
00:49:07,912 --> 00:49:11,414
l love that guy, man.
All right, let's go, let's hit up the town.
731
00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,316
Dude, what is your hurry, man?
732
00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:15,885
The brotherjust hooked us up
with a strip club, man.
733
00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:20,156
-That's my hurry. Now let's go, let's hit it.
-Where's D, man?
734
00:49:20,524 --> 00:49:21,524
(DYLAN RETCHlNG)
735
00:49:51,622 --> 00:49:52,656
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
736
00:49:52,723 --> 00:49:54,557
-RlCKY: Yo, D?
-Yo.
737
00:49:57,561 --> 00:50:00,897
Not yet, not fucking yet.
738
00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:07,370
(SlGHlNG)
739
00:50:07,438 --> 00:50:09,005
What up? Come on, man, let's hit it.
740
00:50:09,073 --> 00:50:13,376
-No, no, l'm wiped. l gotta lay down.
-You okay, man?
741
00:50:14,078 --> 00:50:18,581
Yeah. No, you guys go, l gotta crash here.
742
00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:21,851
-All right.
-All right. Peace, man.
743
00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:28,024
ARLENE: She's right, you do look like shit.
744
00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,561
Nikki, you gotta lay off the booze.
745
00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:35,298
lt's the only way l can get to sleep.
746
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:38,201
Passing out isn't sleeping.
747
00:50:38,269 --> 00:50:40,804
Sweetheart, you need
some professional help.
748
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:43,573
lf you need any doctors' referrals, anything,
749
00:50:43,641 --> 00:50:47,043
just let me know,
but you gotta take some time off.
750
00:50:47,111 --> 00:50:51,081
-l don't want time off.
-Take it, no one's hiring you anyway.
751
00:50:51,148 --> 00:50:53,883
Why don't you do yourjob
and change their mind?
752
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:57,253
l do, do my job, very well, thank you.
753
00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:02,759
You know, Nikki, l have other clients.
754
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:07,063
Appreciative clients,
that l actually can book.
755
00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:12,368
So what are you saying?
Are you saying you're dropping me?
756
00:51:12,436 --> 00:51:16,973
lf you don't get your shit together l am.
Life's too short. l don't need this.
757
00:51:21,612 --> 00:51:26,116
You're right, l do need some time off.
758
00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:29,452
(ROCK MUSlC)
759
00:51:40,197 --> 00:51:41,197
(SCREAMlNG)
760
00:51:41,332 --> 00:51:42,966
-Sorry, l...
-Jesus Christ.
761
00:51:43,033 --> 00:51:46,503
l knocked, l figured you couldn't hear me.
l just thought...
762
00:51:46,570 --> 00:51:49,572
-You gave me a heart attack.
-l'm sorry.
763
00:51:51,709 --> 00:51:54,210
So you... You always read to heavy metal?
764
00:51:55,012 --> 00:51:56,746
l don't like the quiet.
765
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:02,752
You okay?
766
00:52:04,388 --> 00:52:06,189
l am far from okay.
767
00:52:08,526 --> 00:52:10,460
-He should have called by now.
-He will.
768
00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:13,530
lf anything happens to him
l will never forgive myself. l don't...
769
00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:18,034
Karen, Karen, listen to me.
Something is going to happen to him.
770
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:19,836
Very soon.
771
00:52:21,105 --> 00:52:23,807
Can't part of you wish
he's having a good time?
772
00:52:25,376 --> 00:52:28,411
-You don't have kids, do you?
-No.
773
00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:35,251
lt's so quiet when he's not here.
774
00:52:36,187 --> 00:52:37,387
(ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG)
775
00:53:12,756 --> 00:53:15,491
Let's go to Atlantic City.
776
00:53:15,559 --> 00:53:20,363
-lf you're buying, l'm flying.
-Dude, we cannot go to Atlantic City, man.
777
00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:24,234
All right, let's go to Mexico City.
778
00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:27,971
Where'd you boys get all your money from?
779
00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:32,208
We have a TV show in Philly that we do.
780
00:53:32,276 --> 00:53:35,111
A couple of celebrities, huh?
781
00:53:35,179 --> 00:53:38,481
Actually our boy Dylan
is kind of the celebrity.
782
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:39,549
He is the kid
783
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:42,886
who said he wanted to nail...
Spend a weekend with Nikki.
784
00:53:42,953 --> 00:53:45,955
-He's cute.
-Yeah, isn't he though?
785
00:53:46,023 --> 00:53:48,057
Shit, if Nikki won't do him l will.
786
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:50,960
l'll fuck him
till his eyes roll back in his head.
787
00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,463
And l'll join you.
788
00:53:56,467 --> 00:53:57,734
Oh, Mommy!
789
00:53:59,670 --> 00:54:01,571
-Call him.
-What?
790
00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:02,906
-Call him.
-Dude, call him.
791
00:54:02,973 --> 00:54:04,540
What's... What's the number?
792
00:54:04,608 --> 00:54:06,376
-l don't know.
-You're good at math, dude.
793
00:54:06,443 --> 00:54:08,444
Yo, call information.
794
00:54:08,512 --> 00:54:10,546
All right.
What's the name of that place again?
795
00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:13,549
-Omni hotel.
-All right, the Omni...
796
00:54:14,318 --> 00:54:15,685
l freelance there.
797
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,787
(TELEPHONE RlNGlNG)
798
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,200
-Hello?
-Dude!
799
00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,468
Hi, Dylan.
800
00:54:32,536 --> 00:54:36,205
Yo, D, dude, we are at Skins.
Come down here right now, man.
801
00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:38,341
Shit, l gotta go.
802
00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:40,176
Go where?
What are you talking about, man?
803
00:54:40,244 --> 00:54:42,111
No, no, no, give me that phone.
804
00:54:42,179 --> 00:54:43,179
No, no, no, D.
805
00:54:43,247 --> 00:54:46,182
D, listen, man, you beter
get your skinny ass down here, bro.
806
00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:48,618
l'm looking at two of the hottest chicks
l've ever seen, man.
807
00:54:48,686 --> 00:54:51,854
And they want to snap your bean, together!
808
00:54:51,922 --> 00:54:54,824
-Yeah, right.
-No, no, no, no. D, man, l'm serious.
809
00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:58,428
Listen, they saw you on TV, man.
They dig you. D, listen...
810
00:54:58,495 --> 00:55:00,964
-Put Slap on.
-You talk to him.
811
00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:02,565
Hi, Dylan.
812
00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:07,403
Hi, how's it going?
Can you put on Slap, please?
813
00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:12,241
Yo, what's up, man?
814
00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,177
Remember this address, 24th and Madison.
815
00:55:14,244 --> 00:55:18,081
-l'm gonna be there in, like, a half hour.
-Dude, shut up, man. Just come down here.
816
00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:21,150
l swear to God, man, we get all laid.
817
00:55:21,218 --> 00:55:24,320
Can't do it, Slap.
Do whatever you want, but l gotta jam.
818
00:55:24,388 --> 00:55:28,257
-Dude, come on, D...
-Dude, what's the deal, man?
819
00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:30,593
Fuck it, we gotta go. Okay.
820
00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,196
-Sorry. Please, l'm so sorry.
-No.
821
00:55:33,263 --> 00:55:34,497
We've been called to another meeting.
822
00:55:34,565 --> 00:55:35,932
l hate to do this, but l'm sorry.
823
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,001
-Thank you.
-No, no, no, no, no.
824
00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:41,270
-Amber, can we get one more table dance?
-No, man.
825
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,972
-ls there time for a...
-No, we just gotta go, man.
826
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:44,574
Take five minutes, all right?
827
00:55:44,641 --> 00:55:46,309
Can we just get one more...
828
00:55:47,144 --> 00:55:50,646
Slap, do you have any more money, man?
829
00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:51,781
l thought you had the rest, man.
830
00:55:51,849 --> 00:55:54,050
Are you telling me
we just blew through eight bills?
831
00:55:54,118 --> 00:55:55,284
Come on.
832
00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:57,520
-That's awesome.
-Come on, man.
833
00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:00,189
Amber, do you mind
if l just take one of these?
834
00:56:00,257 --> 00:56:01,691
-No.
-Amber.
835
00:56:01,759 --> 00:56:05,261
Come on. My friend and l just spent
many moneys on you this evening.
836
00:56:05,329 --> 00:56:07,764
lf we could just get a little bit back
for cab fare?
837
00:56:07,831 --> 00:56:12,201
-Fuck off.
-Amber, come on, you know, it's us.
838
00:56:12,603 --> 00:56:14,404
-Can we just get one...
-Arnie.
839
00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:16,272
Okay, all right. Now we gotta go, man.
840
00:56:17,408 --> 00:56:20,276
You son of a bitch! Arnie!
841
00:56:23,614 --> 00:56:27,417
-Shit, take that.
-l'm gonna get you, you little pricks!
842
00:56:28,752 --> 00:56:29,786
Two.
843
00:56:41,598 --> 00:56:43,132
That's you, ain't it?
844
00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,568
No.
845
00:56:46,370 --> 00:56:47,904
You want your change?
846
00:56:50,774 --> 00:56:53,142
(BADLY DRAWN BOY PLAYlNG SlLENT SlGH)
847
00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:06,549
Dad, Dad!
848
00:58:08,218 --> 00:58:11,287
Dad!
849
00:58:19,496 --> 00:58:20,830
(PANTlNG)
850
00:58:24,601 --> 00:58:26,269
(COUGHlNG)
851
00:58:54,298 --> 00:58:57,633
-You okay?
-l'm fine.
852
00:58:57,701 --> 00:59:00,102
You don't look fine, you look like shit.
853
00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:03,139
l gotta go.
854
00:59:04,308 --> 00:59:06,209
Wait, come on.
855
00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:09,879
Come on, come on.
856
00:59:14,785 --> 00:59:17,687
Relax, take deep breaths.
857
00:59:22,392 --> 00:59:23,426
Here.
858
00:59:38,742 --> 00:59:42,878
-lt's not coincidence, you know.
-What isn't?
859
00:59:42,946 --> 00:59:44,747
That you're here right now.
860
00:59:46,216 --> 00:59:48,451
-Oh, no.
-What?
861
00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:53,089
Ever since l came to this city,
weird shit has been happening to me.
862
00:59:53,724 --> 00:59:57,660
l saw a dead woman wink at me.
l see my dead father everywhere l go.
863
00:59:57,728 --> 01:00:01,631
And now some lunatic in a dress
is messing with me.
864
01:00:03,133 --> 01:00:05,101
Death is nothing to fear.
865
01:00:11,975 --> 01:00:15,378
-So did you see me on TV?
-l don't own a TV.
866
01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:20,716
-Did you see me in the Post?
-Does it look like l read the Post?
867
01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:22,318
Then how do you know?
868
01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:26,589
lt's obvious, you're in a rebirth.
869
01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:28,724
This is a very exciting time.
870
01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:32,828
Not for me it isn't. lt's a very sucky time.
871
01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:37,033
-l don't want to die.
-No one does.
872
01:00:38,368 --> 01:00:42,505
But everyone will.
And you'll be reborn, again and again.
873
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:46,108
That's bullshit.
l'm gonna die and shrivel up and...
874
01:00:49,379 --> 01:00:52,281
You're not one of those
Hare Krishna dudes, are you?
875
01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:55,084
l don't even own a tambourine.
876
01:01:11,535 --> 01:01:13,402
-Here.
-What is it?
877
01:01:13,970 --> 01:01:17,273
Shiva, the destroyer and giver of life.
878
01:01:18,241 --> 01:01:20,076
He's a scary-looking dude.
879
01:01:20,143 --> 01:01:22,845
That's the destroyer part of him.
Flip it over.
880
01:01:25,449 --> 01:01:28,484
-Who's the babe?
-Parvati, his wife.
881
01:01:28,552 --> 01:01:30,986
Shiva gets his power
from their lovemaking.
882
01:01:31,054 --> 01:01:34,190
-Sweet. So l can keep this?
-No.
883
01:01:34,257 --> 01:01:36,559
Your whole rap
was just to sell me something?
884
01:01:36,626 --> 01:01:40,863
-Aren't you a little young to be so jaded?
-Aren't you a little old not to be?
885
01:01:42,999 --> 01:01:44,367
You can have it.
886
01:01:44,434 --> 01:01:47,970
On the condition that you give it
to someone before you move on.
887
01:01:48,705 --> 01:01:52,041
lt's been passed on for 300 years,
so don't blow the streak.
888
01:01:55,278 --> 01:01:58,114
All are born with the weight of death
on our shoulders.
889
01:01:58,181 --> 01:02:01,650
But most people live
like death doesn't exist.
890
01:02:02,419 --> 01:02:04,053
And when it comes, they're unprepared.
891
01:02:04,121 --> 01:02:06,956
And like you, they fight it.
892
01:02:12,662 --> 01:02:15,831
When you're born,
you cry and the world is happy.
893
01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:20,803
When you die,
the world cries and you are happy.
894
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,373
l gotta go.
895
01:02:26,610 --> 01:02:28,711
Maybe he's getting ready for you.
896
01:02:29,379 --> 01:02:32,014
-Who?
-Your father.
897
01:02:33,150 --> 01:02:36,152
That wasn't my father,
and there is no afterlife, okay?
898
01:02:39,790 --> 01:02:43,359
Earl's sister and l worked together
as secretaries at the refinery.
899
01:02:43,427 --> 01:02:45,561
And she set us up on a blind date.
900
01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:50,833
And l walked into the bar
and l knew right away which one he was.
901
01:02:52,269 --> 01:02:53,803
He was very handsome.
902
01:02:54,538 --> 01:02:57,706
He had a smile that lit up the whole room.
903
01:02:58,575 --> 01:03:00,843
He used to light up this whole place.
904
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:03,813
We talked about moving,
905
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:07,316
but for Earl the most important thing
was to have enough for Dylan's college.
906
01:03:07,384 --> 01:03:09,051
So we just stayed put.
907
01:03:11,354 --> 01:03:13,756
My old man worked in
a steel mill in Youngstown.
908
01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:16,992
-Yeah?
-Yeah. l worked there a few summers.
909
01:03:18,061 --> 01:03:20,629
Man, it was the toughest job l've ever done.
910
01:03:21,231 --> 01:03:23,966
A lot tougher
than tackling people for a living.
911
01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:27,736
(KAREN SlGHlNG)
912
01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:33,676
Sometimes when l'm out here,
l swear l hear Earl's voice.
913
01:03:42,185 --> 01:03:43,419
-Boys.
-Yo.
914
01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:47,189
-Where you been, man?
-l don't know.
915
01:03:47,824 --> 01:03:49,592
-You all right?
-Yeah.
916
01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:51,894
l just want you guys to know,
917
01:03:51,962 --> 01:03:54,597
there's a very good chance
l might be losing my mind.
918
01:03:54,664 --> 01:03:58,634
Yeah, no shit, dude, you just passed up
two hot chicks to buy flowers.
919
01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:02,037
-Let it go.
--MAN: Hello, access. May l help you?
920
01:04:02,772 --> 01:04:04,874
Yeah, flower delivery.
921
01:04:06,510 --> 01:04:09,545
Dude, l'm telling you,
you don't know what you passed up.
922
01:04:09,613 --> 01:04:10,613
Let's go.
923
01:04:11,147 --> 01:04:12,515
l didn't come here to settle.
924
01:04:12,582 --> 01:04:15,918
Dude, how is a threesome
with two amazing chicks settling?
925
01:04:15,986 --> 01:04:17,720
RlCKY: You are out of your mind.
926
01:04:18,421 --> 01:04:19,421
Jesus.
927
01:04:20,390 --> 01:04:22,358
-What's up, ladies?
-DYLAN: Shut up.
928
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:26,028
-Just be cool, okay? Cool.
-All right.
929
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:33,502
How's it going? These are for Nikki.
930
01:04:34,404 --> 01:04:36,839
Great, just leave them on the table, okay?
931
01:04:36,907 --> 01:04:39,008
Actually, we need to
give them to her in person.
932
01:04:39,075 --> 01:04:40,976
Do you know how many times l hear that?
933
01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:42,845
No, he really does, though.
934
01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:46,782
Please leave your offering
over there on the table.
935
01:04:46,850 --> 01:04:49,919
And l'm sure she'll call you back real soon.
Have a nice day.
936
01:04:49,986 --> 01:04:52,521
Can we get her home address then?
937
01:04:52,589 --> 01:04:54,423
Okay. Brianna, Brianna?
938
01:04:54,491 --> 01:04:58,294
Yes, they all are ready for you now, okay.
Goodbye, ciao, good luck.
939
01:04:58,361 --> 01:05:01,530
-Dude, no, this is kind of important.
-l'm sure it is.
940
01:05:01,598 --> 01:05:04,233
But it's not as important
as me keeping my job.
941
01:05:04,301 --> 01:05:06,902
Okay, don't you know
who this guy is, man?
942
01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:08,070
(GASPS)
943
01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:12,041
(SQUEALlNG) The wish boy.
944
01:05:14,044 --> 01:05:16,645
Are you sure
you want to waste your last wish on her?
945
01:05:16,713 --> 01:05:19,682
-Man, easy.
-You don't know what l know, you know?
946
01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:22,117
Yeah, but l know what l know, you know?
947
01:05:22,385 --> 01:05:25,220
Ay, papito you have it bad, no?
948
01:05:25,288 --> 01:05:28,624
Come on, man,
please help us out, come on.
949
01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:33,028
Honey, honey, you are going to get hurt.
That's all l'm saying, okay?
950
01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,363
Please.
951
01:05:37,601 --> 01:05:41,837
l cannot tell you her address.
But you know the club Lot 61 ?
952
01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:46,175
lf you go there tonight, l have a feeling
you're going to see her there.
953
01:05:46,242 --> 01:05:50,879
But get there early, she's not happy drunk.
You follow me?
954
01:05:51,514 --> 01:05:52,548
Thanks.
955
01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:55,584
-Thank you.
-No, thank you.
956
01:05:55,652 --> 01:05:57,553
All right. Good luck.
957
01:05:59,155 --> 01:06:01,590
We named Dylan after Dylan Thomas.
958
01:06:02,859 --> 01:06:07,262
l was a little skittish about naming my son
after a notorious drunk, but...
959
01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:08,397
Yeah.
960
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,232
Earl liked it, so...
961
01:06:12,936 --> 01:06:16,739
lt makes me crazy when people think
we named him after a whiny singer.
962
01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:23,379
KAREN: lt's clear out tonight.
JASON: Yeah.
963
01:06:26,016 --> 01:06:28,584
Holy shit, man, l think that's Derek Jeter.
964
01:06:29,319 --> 01:06:31,186
You better find Nikki before he does, man.
965
01:06:31,254 --> 01:06:33,555
Forget him. You get in there,
and you knock her off her feet.
966
01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:35,357
lt's sweep her off her feet.
967
01:06:35,425 --> 01:06:37,660
-How's it going?
-Hit the road.
968
01:06:37,727 --> 01:06:40,863
-ls Nikki here tonight?
-l said hit the road.
969
01:06:40,930 --> 01:06:42,798
All right, okay,
there's gotta be something we can do.
970
01:06:42,866 --> 01:06:45,868
-Victor!
-What's up, man? Good?
971
01:06:46,002 --> 01:06:47,670
Nice. Ladies.
972
01:06:47,904 --> 01:06:51,373
-l'll give you twice what he just gave you.
-You're gonna give me two bills?
973
01:06:51,441 --> 01:06:52,474
Yeah.
974
01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:54,977
Yo, Chachi, be subtle.
975
01:06:56,146 --> 01:06:58,814
-How's it going?
-Good.
976
01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:02,618
-You got l.D.?
-l just gave you 200 bucks.
977
01:07:02,686 --> 01:07:05,487
-You got l.D. or not?
-Yes, l do.
978
01:07:06,656 --> 01:07:09,858
-What's this?
-See that guy standing with Nikki?
979
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:11,427
That's me.
980
01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:14,096
l'll be damned.
981
01:07:14,164 --> 01:07:17,733
-So l can get in there?
-Sure, put your head down and lay low.
982
01:07:17,801 --> 01:07:19,668
lf you cause any trouble you're a dead man.
983
01:07:19,736 --> 01:07:21,870
What is that, some kind of threat?
984
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:25,941
-Yo, my bad.
-So my boys can come, too?
985
01:07:26,009 --> 01:07:27,643
-That's not gonna happen.
-Come on.
986
01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:29,044
Are you dying?
987
01:07:30,246 --> 01:07:32,915
-No.
-You will be if you don't shut your mouth.
988
01:07:32,982 --> 01:07:36,685
Look, you don't want these clowns
hanging around you anyway. Get in there.
989
01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:38,087
Get in there, Sugar D.
990
01:07:38,154 --> 01:07:40,456
-Make Marcus Hook proud.
-For the Hook.
991
01:07:41,891 --> 01:07:43,859
(TECHNO MUSlC PLAYlNG)
992
01:07:58,808 --> 01:08:00,275
One night in Saint Tropez,
993
01:08:00,343 --> 01:08:04,413
l spent $20,000 just on champagne.
994
01:08:08,051 --> 01:08:12,287
When you have enough money
to spray cases of Cristal on your friends,
995
01:08:12,355 --> 01:08:13,822
that says something.
996
01:08:14,624 --> 01:08:15,858
lt sure does.
997
01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:23,365
-l made it to New York.
-l can see that.
998
01:08:24,334 --> 01:08:27,536
Take off, kid.
l hear your mommy calling you.
999
01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:31,607
Actually, that's your mommy calling me.
And the minx won't leave me alone.
1000
01:08:33,176 --> 01:08:34,443
Can we talk?
1001
01:08:36,913 --> 01:08:39,181
-Bye-bye.
-MAN: Are you serious?
1002
01:08:39,249 --> 01:08:43,485
Yeah, you're kind of boring me.
Why don't you go spray some champagne?
1003
01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:47,956
Yeah, you're not that hot in person.
1004
01:08:51,861 --> 01:08:55,564
-l love men.
-Do you want me to kick his ass?
1005
01:08:55,632 --> 01:08:58,500
What l want is for you to go home.
1006
01:09:00,503 --> 01:09:02,504
Not until you give me a chance.
1007
01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:06,008
Look, you're a really cute boy.
1008
01:09:06,075 --> 01:09:10,179
l'm sure there are tons of girls back home
who would love to go out with you.
1009
01:09:10,246 --> 01:09:12,447
l don't want to be with anyone else.
1010
01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:14,349
Dylan,
1011
01:09:16,419 --> 01:09:18,253
how long do you have to live?
1012
01:09:18,321 --> 01:09:19,655
What difference does that make?
1013
01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:23,559
Because whatever it is,
please, don't waste it on me.
1014
01:09:23,626 --> 01:09:25,027
lt's not a waste.
1015
01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:29,331
l'm in love with you.
1016
01:09:29,399 --> 01:09:33,135
You're obsessed
with a fantasy of me, okay?
1017
01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:36,872
-That's not love.
-lt could be, if you give me a chance.
1018
01:09:36,940 --> 01:09:40,242
-l am a total bitch, ask anybody.
-l don't believe that.
1019
01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:44,980
Look, l don't want to hurt you.
1020
01:09:45,048 --> 01:09:48,917
But you can't be in love with me.
1021
01:09:48,985 --> 01:09:50,519
lt's way too late for that.
1022
01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:53,355
-You don't know what being in love is.
-Do you?
1023
01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:59,027
l did, once.
1024
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:03,866
But l left him for this.
1025
01:10:07,103 --> 01:10:08,103
(SlGHlNG)
1026
01:10:17,881 --> 01:10:20,649
There's this beach
that my dad and l used to go to
1027
01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:25,587
that you can go for days and not hear
anything but the waves and the birds.
1028
01:10:27,624 --> 01:10:29,625
And l wanna go there once more.
1029
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:34,596
And l want you to come with me.
1030
01:10:36,633 --> 01:10:37,633
(SlGHlNG)
1031
01:10:38,601 --> 01:10:40,102
You're really sweet.
1032
01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:44,539
But you're really putting me in a bad spot.
1033
01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:48,410
And l just can't handle that right now.
1034
01:10:49,379 --> 01:10:53,015
So, just go home.
1035
01:11:00,223 --> 01:11:02,524
l thought l was the one who was dying.
1036
01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:08,664
Take good care of yourself.
1037
01:11:15,672 --> 01:11:19,741
-Dude, let's go back to Skins.
-Yeah, so we can get our asses kicked.
1038
01:11:19,809 --> 01:11:23,779
-Dude, it's probably a different shift.
-You know what? You're out of your mind.
1039
01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:27,416
Let's remember why we're here, all right.
How about living like we're gonna die.
1040
01:11:27,483 --> 01:11:29,217
How about not rushing it?
1041
01:11:31,654 --> 01:11:33,055
Yo, D!
1042
01:11:33,122 --> 01:11:34,957
Dude, did you see her?
1043
01:11:36,426 --> 01:11:37,459
Yeah.
1044
01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:38,760
And?
1045
01:11:40,530 --> 01:11:43,432
-D, where are you going, man?
-Home.
1046
01:11:43,499 --> 01:11:45,500
What? Dude, we're in New York, man.
1047
01:11:45,568 --> 01:11:48,103
-Let's hit the town.
-No.
1048
01:11:48,171 --> 01:11:51,139
Look, l'm sorry you struck out, man,
1049
01:11:51,207 --> 01:11:54,409
but, l mean,
you went for it with a supermodel.
1050
01:11:54,477 --> 01:11:57,479
You gotta be the only sophomore
in the world who can say that, man.
1051
01:11:57,547 --> 01:11:59,614
You told me l say stupid shit?
1052
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:06,154
-Dude, put your head back.
-Dude, sit down.
1053
01:12:09,258 --> 01:12:10,726
SLAP: You all right, man?
1054
01:12:13,763 --> 01:12:15,097
God damn it.
1055
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,368
That is the most beautiful flower
l have ever seen.
1056
01:12:19,435 --> 01:12:22,771
BO: l ordered it special.
lt's called a Red Beauty.
1057
01:12:22,839 --> 01:12:24,339
Just like you, baby.
1058
01:12:24,540 --> 01:12:26,108
Hold still, hold still.
1059
01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:27,509
WOMAN: You beter not hurt my baby.
1060
01:12:27,577 --> 01:12:28,944
BO: l'd rather die.
1061
01:12:30,546 --> 01:12:32,114
(BO AND NlKKl LAUGHlNG)
1062
01:12:32,782 --> 01:12:35,484
Let's just skip the prom.
Let's go get married.
1063
01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:37,019
Okay.
1064
01:12:39,288 --> 01:12:42,557
Ma'am, l promise l'll be real good
to your girl.
1065
01:12:42,625 --> 01:12:44,126
Can l have her hand in marriage?
1066
01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,561
WOMAN: You gonna have my hand
upside your head in a minute.
1067
01:12:46,729 --> 01:12:47,863
NlKKl: Momma.
1068
01:12:47,930 --> 01:12:49,197
BO: You ready?
NlKKl: Come on.
1069
01:12:49,265 --> 01:12:50,899
BO: l wanted the big flowers.
1070
01:12:51,234 --> 01:12:52,567
NlKKl: Bye Momma, I Iove you.
1071
01:12:52,635 --> 01:12:55,237
WOMAN: l love you, have a good time.
1072
01:12:55,304 --> 01:12:56,371
NlKKl: Thank you.
1073
01:12:57,573 --> 01:13:01,309
-You sure you don't want to get a cab, D?
-No, we're almost there.
1074
01:13:01,377 --> 01:13:05,447
You know, we could get a limo.
We still have beaucoup dinero left, guys.
1075
01:13:05,515 --> 01:13:08,083
Jesus, you're right. Let's go back to Skins.
1076
01:13:08,151 --> 01:13:10,052
l was talking to D, thank you.
1077
01:13:10,586 --> 01:13:14,156
Let's throw a massive party.
1078
01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:16,458
And rock the Hook to the ground
one more time.
1079
01:13:16,526 --> 01:13:19,161
Yeah, a party with strippers.
1080
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,363
No, dude, fuck that. Let's throw my funeral.
1081
01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:24,866
-A funeral with strippers, that's tight.
-That is sick.
1082
01:13:24,934 --> 01:13:27,502
No, dude, you should enjoy your funeral.
1083
01:13:27,570 --> 01:13:29,504
Because if people have nice
things to say about you,
1084
01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:31,640
then you should be there to hear them.
1085
01:13:31,707 --> 01:13:32,707
Shit.
1086
01:13:32,775 --> 01:13:36,611
-You little pricks, where's my money?
-Step off, ace, we ain't giving you shit.
1087
01:13:36,679 --> 01:13:37,679
No, D, chill, man.
1088
01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,347
Can you believe the balls
on this little prick?
1089
01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,016
MAN: Look at his face,
he wants to get his ass kicked.
1090
01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,717
No, he don't.
You want to kick some ass, kick mine.
1091
01:13:42,785 --> 01:13:44,286
Don't worry, we will.
1092
01:13:44,821 --> 01:13:47,422
-What, you want a piece of me?
-D, take it easy, all right?
1093
01:13:47,490 --> 01:13:50,058
-These guys mean business.
-So do l. Come on, bitch, let's go!
1094
01:13:50,126 --> 01:13:52,394
-Who you calling a bitch?
-You, bitch!
1095
01:13:53,029 --> 01:13:54,196
-What are you trying to pull?
-That's it.
1096
01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:56,431
Kick my ass. l'm crazy like a fox!
1097
01:13:56,499 --> 01:13:58,467
-Where's the money?
-Let him go, man.
1098
01:13:58,534 --> 01:14:00,902
Gimme the... Come here. Come on.
1099
01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:05,841
Gimme the goddamn money!
What the hell is the matter with you?
1100
01:14:05,908 --> 01:14:09,878
MAN 1 : Shit, he's a bleeder.
MAN 2: l didn't even touch him.
1101
01:14:10,279 --> 01:14:13,982
l'm not going out like a little bitch.
lf they want my money they have to kill me.
1102
01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:17,886
Actually, dude,
we kind of owe them some money, man.
1103
01:14:18,988 --> 01:14:20,021
What?
1104
01:14:20,089 --> 01:14:23,158
Yeah, we kind of ran out of money
at the strip club,
1105
01:14:23,226 --> 01:14:27,129
and we didn't have enough for cab fare,
so we had to take some back.
1106
01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:29,331
Shit.
1107
01:14:30,166 --> 01:14:31,867
-Let's go.
-Sorry.
1108
01:14:31,934 --> 01:14:34,803
Sorry don't clean this coat.
Let's go, cough it up.
1109
01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:38,406
-Here, get out of here.
-That's what l thought.
1110
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:40,775
l don't want to see you punks
no more at my club, all right?
1111
01:14:40,843 --> 01:14:42,210
Yeah, you won't.
1112
01:14:44,447 --> 01:14:45,714
You okay, man?
1113
01:14:48,951 --> 01:14:50,318
You all right, D?
1114
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:07,068
(ALL CHUCKLlNG)
1115
01:15:20,316 --> 01:15:23,051
-Let's get back to the Hook, man.
-l heard that.
1116
01:15:30,826 --> 01:15:33,662
Fellas, need a ride?
1117
01:15:34,764 --> 01:15:38,366
-Yeah, could you take us to Marcus Hook?
-Where?
1118
01:15:38,434 --> 01:15:41,002
lt's just outside of Philadelphia, man.
Can you take us?
1119
01:15:41,070 --> 01:15:43,638
You got the cheese, l got the speed.
Come on.
1120
01:15:44,407 --> 01:15:46,508
-Come on, Sugar D. Let's go home.
-Come on, man.
1121
01:15:58,354 --> 01:16:01,656
-You're being too hard on yourself, girl.
-What?
1122
01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:08,263
-lt isn't your time yet.
-What are you talking about?
1123
01:16:09,165 --> 01:16:11,600
You know
you're gonna be a grandma some day.
1124
01:16:11,667 --> 01:16:13,068
Are you 'shrooming?
1125
01:16:15,504 --> 01:16:18,607
Open your mouth, l have a surprise for you.
1126
01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:20,275
That's what l thought.
1127
01:16:25,881 --> 01:16:27,282
(GAGGlNG)
1128
01:16:30,820 --> 01:16:31,820
(VOMlTlNG)
1129
01:17:18,401 --> 01:17:19,634
DOCTOR: Good morning.
1130
01:17:21,437 --> 01:17:22,804
How you feeling?
1131
01:17:26,175 --> 01:17:27,175
Mmm.
1132
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:32,847
-How'd l get here?
-Got here by cab, man.
1133
01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:39,721
-You look awful.
-Thanks.
1134
01:17:40,589 --> 01:17:42,223
Go home and get sleep.
1135
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:45,927
Don't worry about me.
You're the one that needs to rest.
1136
01:17:45,995 --> 01:17:48,897
l just did. Now l gotta go.
1137
01:17:49,265 --> 01:17:51,833
DOCTOR: Dylan, you must rest.
1138
01:17:51,901 --> 01:17:54,135
l can't, l got a funeral to throw.
1139
01:17:54,203 --> 01:17:56,204
Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie.
1140
01:17:59,475 --> 01:18:01,443
Okay, resting's good.
1141
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:09,117
Hi, Shiva.
1142
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:12,454
Where'd you learn about Shiva?
1143
01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:15,123
You really believe that stuff?
1144
01:18:15,491 --> 01:18:16,491
Mmm-hmm.
1145
01:18:25,901 --> 01:18:29,371
What's up, Doc?
Am l getting pulled from the game?
1146
01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:32,207
Well, Dylan.
1147
01:18:34,577 --> 01:18:37,879
You're on the verge
of a total system breakdown.
1148
01:18:39,582 --> 01:18:41,950
Or cardiac arrest.
1149
01:18:43,319 --> 01:18:46,488
Depending on which tumor
decides to assert itself.
1150
01:19:05,474 --> 01:19:06,508
Hi.
1151
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:08,576
Hey.
1152
01:19:11,614 --> 01:19:13,014
Can l come in?
1153
01:19:14,550 --> 01:19:15,617
Sure.
1154
01:19:24,827 --> 01:19:27,295
Honey, we're gonna be in the lobby, okay?
1155
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:34,969
-Come on, boys. Come on. Hurry up.
-No, no, no.
1156
01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:50,118
l'm sorry. l hope you don't hate me.
1157
01:19:50,719 --> 01:19:54,589
Hate you? l could never hate you.
1158
01:19:56,926 --> 01:19:58,193
You're my girl.
1159
01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:02,163
l'm gonna love you for the rest of my life.
1160
01:20:06,335 --> 01:20:07,836
You're a sweet soul.
1161
01:20:09,638 --> 01:20:11,072
And cute, too.
1162
01:20:12,775 --> 01:20:16,644
-lf you were 1 0 years older...
-l'd be dead?
1163
01:20:17,746 --> 01:20:18,813
DYLAN: Sorry.
1164
01:20:23,319 --> 01:20:24,586
You got a car?
1165
01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:34,062
KAREN: Where are you going?
1166
01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:37,398
Going for a drive.
1167
01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:41,636
-Dylan...
-Mom.
1168
01:20:42,171 --> 01:20:46,007
Mom, let me go.
1169
01:20:47,910 --> 01:20:48,977
Please.
1170
01:20:54,717 --> 01:20:56,084
l love you, Mom.
1171
01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:08,930
l love you, too.
1172
01:21:25,381 --> 01:21:27,181
l'll take good care of him.
1173
01:21:29,485 --> 01:21:30,618
You better.
1174
01:21:34,123 --> 01:21:35,223
Yo, D.
1175
01:21:37,192 --> 01:21:39,027
Catch you on the flip-flop, fellas.
1176
01:21:39,094 --> 01:21:40,828
Where are you going, man?
1177
01:21:43,766 --> 01:21:44,899
Fishing.
1178
01:21:47,636 --> 01:21:49,470
Shit, man.
1179
01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:54,642
What?
1180
01:21:56,145 --> 01:21:57,178
Why?
1181
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,083
Somebody woke me up.
1182
01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:20,335
lf this isn't heaven l don't want to go.
1183
01:22:20,936 --> 01:22:22,303
lt's beautiful.
1184
01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:27,075
The tide is perfect.
1185
01:22:28,777 --> 01:22:30,812
l hope you like fish for dinner.
1186
01:22:35,818 --> 01:22:37,051
Are you okay?
1187
01:22:38,988 --> 01:22:40,388
Never been better.
1188
01:23:01,844 --> 01:23:04,145
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah!
1189
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,314
(COUGHlNG)
1190
01:23:17,726 --> 01:23:20,094
-Are you okay? No. What?
-Yeah, no, take it. Take it.
1191
01:23:20,162 --> 01:23:22,897
l can't. Oh, shit.
1192
01:23:24,433 --> 01:23:28,269
-My God, l think you caught a whale.
-lt's a striper, you got a striper.
1193
01:23:28,337 --> 01:23:30,138
Keep the line taut if he starts to make a run.
1194
01:23:30,205 --> 01:23:32,907
He's not going anywhere.
Come to Momma, baby.
1195
01:23:32,975 --> 01:23:34,609
-He's making a run.
-No!
1196
01:23:40,449 --> 01:23:42,417
Easily the best day of my life.
1197
01:23:43,419 --> 01:23:44,519
Me, too.
1198
01:23:54,797 --> 01:23:57,331
Hope you get a wish
that comes true one day.
1199
01:23:58,734 --> 01:24:00,001
l already did.
1200
01:24:17,086 --> 01:24:18,786
l want you to have this.
1201
01:24:21,490 --> 01:24:22,490
Wow.
1202
01:24:25,527 --> 01:24:26,828
lt's beautiful.
1203
01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:32,900
-Where'd you get it?
-This crazy guy in New York.
1204
01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:41,442
l love it when you smile.
1205
01:24:55,491 --> 01:24:58,926
lf this is a dream,
l don't ever want to wake up.
1206
01:25:01,764 --> 01:25:02,797
Ow.
1207
01:25:02,865 --> 01:25:04,232
Guess it's real.
1208
01:25:19,815 --> 01:25:20,882
Easy.
1209
01:25:23,185 --> 01:25:24,685
We've got all night.
1210
01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:27,555
You better pinch me again.
1211
01:25:56,618 --> 01:25:57,652
Dylan?
1212
01:26:25,714 --> 01:26:29,951
Couldn't you have made his smile
a little more subtle?
1213
01:26:30,319 --> 01:26:33,654
We tried. We couldn't change it.
1214
01:26:34,623 --> 01:26:36,724
l've never seen anything like it.
1215
01:27:21,169 --> 01:27:23,437
-l'm telling you...
-Shut up.
1216
01:27:23,505 --> 01:27:26,007
-Dude, l swear l saw him breathe.
-Come on.
1217
01:27:29,611 --> 01:27:31,012
Take it easy, D.
1218
01:27:32,481 --> 01:27:33,981
l love you, brother.
1219
01:27:35,117 --> 01:27:37,251
Save a place up there for me, man.
1220
01:27:39,421 --> 01:27:40,988
l miss you, man.
1221
01:27:41,657 --> 01:27:45,960
And l know how you wanted
to bring your fishing pole with you.
1222
01:27:46,028 --> 01:27:48,663
And we looked for it but we couldn't find it.
1223
01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:52,833
But when we do,
l'll make sure to bring it with me, okay?
1224
01:27:55,037 --> 01:27:56,370
l love you, man.
1225
01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:06,213
Are you okay?
1226
01:28:13,188 --> 01:28:14,488
lt's all right.
1227
01:28:14,556 --> 01:28:15,556
(KAREN SOBBlNG)
1228
01:28:56,698 --> 01:29:00,468
-lt's about time.
-ls it really you?
1229
01:29:00,535 --> 01:29:03,304
Who were you expecting? A supermodel?
1230
01:29:03,905 --> 01:29:04,905
Huh?
1231
01:29:05,207 --> 01:29:06,307
Come on.
1232
01:29:08,076 --> 01:29:10,277
-l missed you, Pop.
-Missed you, too.
1233
01:29:11,813 --> 01:29:15,116
-lt was you in New York?
-What you talking about?
1234
01:29:16,351 --> 01:29:17,685
EARL: Emmett, that's a beauty.
1235
01:29:17,753 --> 01:29:20,588
Ain't it?
That's what l call the catch of the day.
1236
01:29:24,459 --> 01:29:25,526
Come on!
1237
01:29:27,029 --> 01:29:28,162
-Pop?
-Yeah?
1238
01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:31,365
How do l know that this isn't a dream?
1239
01:29:31,433 --> 01:29:34,068
You don't, and you never will.
1240
01:29:36,004 --> 01:29:39,006
But come on, the tide is perfect.
1241
01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:43,210
We're gonna catch us some serious fish.
You ready?
1242
01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:46,380
(WYCLEF JEAN PLAYlNG
HEAVEN'S lN NEW YORK)
1243
01:29:56,024 --> 01:29:59,493
lf it was my last day on earth
Treat it like my first
1244
01:29:59,561 --> 01:30:02,797
Go out the way l came in
So innocent, so pure
1245
01:30:02,864 --> 01:30:04,832
With no thoughts of insecurity
1246
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:07,768
Live life to the fullest, be what l want to be
1247
01:30:07,836 --> 01:30:08,903
Last day on earth
1248
01:30:08,970 --> 01:30:10,271
l tell my momma don't cry
1249
01:30:10,338 --> 01:30:12,306
See my daddy in paradise
1250
01:30:12,374 --> 01:30:14,075
Where the blind can see
1251
01:30:14,142 --> 01:30:15,476
The mute can talk
1252
01:30:15,544 --> 01:30:16,944
The cripple can walk
1253
01:30:17,012 --> 01:30:20,247
But for now, heaven's in New York
1254
01:30:23,752 --> 01:30:25,619
Heaven's in New York
1255
01:30:29,925 --> 01:30:32,860
First thing l do is go back in town
1256
01:30:32,928 --> 01:30:34,061
Take the twin tower
1257
01:30:34,129 --> 01:30:35,863
Put it back in the skyline
1258
01:30:35,931 --> 01:30:38,466
Tell my girl two wrongs
Still don't make it right
1259
01:30:38,533 --> 01:30:40,134
Make love for the last time
1260
01:30:40,202 --> 01:30:41,202
Under the candlelight
1261
01:30:41,269 --> 01:30:43,737
Pick up my homies
Hit the gym and the club
1262
01:30:43,805 --> 01:30:45,172
After that hit a pub
1263
01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:47,475
Reminisce on our high school days
1264
01:30:47,542 --> 01:30:49,643
Man, l sucked as a quarterback
1265
01:30:49,711 --> 01:30:50,811
Remember geting sacked
1266
01:30:50,879 --> 01:30:52,079
Man, l almost broke my back
1267
01:30:52,147 --> 01:30:53,881
lf it was my last day on earth
1268
01:30:53,949 --> 01:30:55,216
Treat it like my first
1269
01:30:55,283 --> 01:30:57,118
Go out the way l came in
1270
01:30:57,185 --> 01:30:58,619
So innocent, so pure
1271
01:30:58,687 --> 01:31:00,554
With no thoughts of insecurity
1272
01:31:00,622 --> 01:31:01,989
Live life to the fullest
1273
01:31:02,057 --> 01:31:03,390
Be what l want to be
1274
01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:06,127
Last day on earth l tell my girl don't cry
1275
01:31:06,194 --> 01:31:08,395
l'm with my daddy in paradise
1276
01:31:08,463 --> 01:31:09,964
Where the blind can see
1277
01:31:10,031 --> 01:31:11,265
The mute can talk
1278
01:31:11,333 --> 01:31:12,566
The cripple can walk
1279
01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:16,103
But for now, heaven's in New York
1280
01:31:19,641 --> 01:31:22,476
Heaven's in New York
1281
01:31:25,780 --> 01:31:28,749
l tell the man, give the people a tax break
1282
01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:31,185
Kids stop shooting
l can't sing it no more ways
1283
01:31:31,253 --> 01:31:34,588
l can't take the money with me
So l caught a movie
1284
01:31:34,656 --> 01:31:37,291
Favorite actress, Angelina Jolie
1285
01:31:37,359 --> 01:31:39,860
Favorite singer got to be Molly
1286
01:31:39,928 --> 01:31:42,963
Turn up the base and of to this dying
1287
01:31:43,031 --> 01:31:46,567
Can't go without
reading my daughter a bedtime story
1288
01:31:46,635 --> 01:31:47,835
The heavens is calling
1289
01:31:47,903 --> 01:31:50,871
lf it was my last day on earth
Treat it like my first
1290
01:31:50,939 --> 01:31:54,175
Go out the way l came in
So innocent so pure
1291
01:31:54,242 --> 01:31:56,210
With no thoughts of insecurity
1292
01:31:56,278 --> 01:31:59,280
Live life to the fullest, be what l want to be
1293
01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:01,949
Last day on earth tell my homies don't cry
1294
01:32:02,017 --> 01:32:03,918
With my dad in paradise
1295
01:32:03,985 --> 01:32:07,021
Where the blind can see, the mute can talk
1296
01:32:07,088 --> 01:32:08,455
The cripple can walk
1297
01:32:08,523 --> 01:32:11,492
For now heaven's in New York
1298
01:32:15,330 --> 01:32:17,464
Heaven's in New York
1299
01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:21,368
Welcome to New York City
1300
01:32:22,604 --> 01:32:26,574
Even though l walk
through the valley in the shadow of death
1301
01:32:26,641 --> 01:32:29,376
l fear no evil
1302
01:32:29,444 --> 01:32:32,079
For you are with me
1303
01:32:33,782 --> 01:32:37,818
So tell my loved ones please don't cry
1304
01:32:37,886 --> 01:32:40,854
'Cause if doves can fly
1305
01:32:40,922 --> 01:32:43,257
So can l
1306
01:32:43,325 --> 01:32:45,359
lf it was my last day on earth
1307
01:32:45,427 --> 01:32:48,729
l'd treat it like my first
Go out the way l came in
1308
01:32:48,797 --> 01:32:52,132
So innocent, so pure
With no thoughts of insecurity
1309
01:32:52,200 --> 01:32:54,902
Live life to the fullest, be what l want to be
1310
01:32:54,970 --> 01:32:57,671
Last day on earth tell my homies don't cry
1311
01:32:57,739 --> 01:32:59,807
l'm with my dad in paradise
1312
01:32:59,874 --> 01:33:02,810
Where the blind can see, the mute can talk
1313
01:33:02,877 --> 01:33:04,078
The cripple can walk
1314
01:33:04,145 --> 01:33:07,381
But for now heaven's in New York
1315
01:33:11,186 --> 01:33:12,987
Heaven's in New York
1316
01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:55,896
Even though l walk
through the valley in the shadow of death
1317
01:33:55,964 --> 01:33:58,866
l fear no evil
1318
01:33:58,933 --> 01:34:01,368
For you are with me
1319
01:34:02,937 --> 01:34:06,774
So tell my loved ones please don't cry
1320
01:34:06,841 --> 01:34:10,144
'Cause if doves can fly
1321
01:34:10,211 --> 01:34:13,080
So can l
1322
01:34:34,869 --> 01:34:36,904
lf it was my last day on earth
1323
01:34:36,971 --> 01:34:40,207
l'd treat it like my first
Go out the way l came in
1324
01:34:40,275 --> 01:34:43,711
So innocent, so pure
With no thoughts of insecurity
1325
01:34:43,778 --> 01:34:46,714
Live life to the fullest, be what l want to be
1326
01:34:46,781 --> 01:34:49,416
Last day on earth tell my homies don't cry
1327
01:34:49,484 --> 01:34:51,418
l'm with my dad in paradise
1328
01:34:51,486 --> 01:34:54,221
Where the blind can see, the mute can talk
1329
01:34:54,289 --> 01:34:55,789
The cripple can walk
1330
01:34:55,857 --> 01:34:59,326
But for now heaven's in New York
1331
01:35:02,897 --> 01:35:05,265
Heaven's in New York
1332
01:35:08,203 --> 01:35:11,171
Where the blind can see, the mute can talk
1333
01:35:11,239 --> 01:35:12,573
The cripple can walk
1334
01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:15,809
But for now heaven's in New York
1335
01:35:19,614 --> 01:35:43,170
Heaven's in New York
1336
01:35:43,238 --> 01:35:45,873
Welcome to New York City
1337
01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:50,577
Heaven's in New York
96955