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Previously on Miracle Workers.
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What's going on here in Rosie-land?
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I'm working.
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Rosie! Rosie! Rosie!
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So, we are gonna beta test
this puppy all night.
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She's really neat, Nana.
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And I'm taking her on, like, a real date.
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I'm so excited, Sammy!
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Did you hear that? "Real date."
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We might actually pull this off.
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I mean, barring
any unforeseen calamities.
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Wait, what's that scary red number mean?
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- Uh-oh.
- Oh, no.
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Ground floor.
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Hello! Welcome to Heaven.
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Right this way for orientation.
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Welcome to Heaven.
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Welcome to Heaven.
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Hi. I'm Peg.
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Congratulations on
your completely random entry
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into Heaven.
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As employees of Heaven Inc.,
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it is our responsibility
to keep Earth running smoothly.
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We're talking tide control.
Gravity enforcement. Teeth.
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Your initial department
assignments will be random,
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except in the case of
one incredibly vital position...
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executive assistant to God.
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Excuse me.
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How do I apply?
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Follow me.
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Wow. Here's your desk.
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If I may ask, why was
that test so complex?
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We needed to find someone
who could handle... a lot.
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Well, I'm so honored
that you think I'm qualified.
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Mm-hmm.
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I always wanted to have a job
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where I could make a positive impact
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and do something meaningful.
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- Who's that?
- I'm sorry.
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- What?
- Goodbye.
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What... What do you mean,
"goodbye"? What?
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Hey-o! New assistant alert.
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Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
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That was the alert.
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Hi. I'm God.
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I-I'm Rosie.
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All right, follow me.
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I hope you're ready
to hit the ground running,
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because we've got a real
challenge ahead of us.
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I was able to crack the box,
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but, uh, this bag ain't
going down without a fight.
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Can you, uh...
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Whoa! Muscle fingers.
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Oh, yeah.
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I guess that's everything.
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Oh! Look.
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I got a prize.
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Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!
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Oh, I'm keeping you.
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Um, put this on the shelf for me.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't get it. Sam's grandma
looks healthy to me.
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Yeah, well, she's about to drop dead.
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When she dies, he's gonna freak out,
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cancel the date, and fly home.
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Are we sure he's gonna fly home?
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Maybe they're not that close.
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They're pretty close.
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A toast.
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To the most wonderful,
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inspiring...
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and caring person that I have ever known.
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This one's for you.
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Oh, shit.
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We have to keep Nana alive.
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Then we'll have to go down
to the basement.
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What's in the basement?
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Death.
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Heaven Inc. God's Office.
Rosie. What's up?
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Rosie, hi. My name is Mike.
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I'm the Senior Vice President
over at the Zebulon Galaxy,
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recently voted the top galaxy
in the omniverse.
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I'm not sure that my boss
is around at the moment.
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Actually, Rosie, we're calling for you.
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- Me?
- Word got out the Earth is going under,
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and we're always on
the lookout for top talent.
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I'd love to buy you a cup of coffee
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and tell you what we're all
about here at Zebulon.
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Only if you have time, of course.
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Rosie! Lazy Susan's
now has a signature cocktail.
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And it's thick.
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I have time.
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How much bog could a bog frog
hog if bog frog could hog bog?
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- What are you doing?
- Sorry. It's...
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I can't control it. It's a habit.
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It's something I do
when I get very nervous.
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What's there to be nervous about?
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- Hello.
- Aah!
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Hello.
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Are you Death?
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No.That's Death.
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Cool. Uh, we were wondering...
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Is there any way we could
maybe keep this lady alive?
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How are you today?
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That's going to be difficult.
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At birth, every human
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is randomly assigned an expiration date.
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You can die before your time,
but not after.
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There's gotta be something we can do.
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I suppose you could file a death waiver.
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That'll postpone her death for 100 days.
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Okay, great. That... That...
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That's a real relief. Thank you.
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First, you have to get it signed by God.
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Good luck.
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What if we just asked him
nicely, obviously?
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Craig, there's no way he's signing this.
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I bet Rosie can get him to do it.
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She has him sign stuff all the time.
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Rosie, Rosie, Rosie,
my favorite co-worker.
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Is that a new blazer?
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- Not now.
- Rosie, please.
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We need your help.
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If God doesn't sign this,
the Earth will explode.
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Maybe it should.
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If you want my advice, jump ship.
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Find somewhere else to work.
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Somewhere that isn't run
by an illiterate madman.
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Did she just say "illiterate"?
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Rosie was joking, though, right?
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I mean, God must be able to read.
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And yet, if he can't,
it would explain a lot.
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For example, every time
I've seen him "reading,"
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it looked like his eyes weren't moving.
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Maybe he's just a slow reader.
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Maybe, but... but... but...
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but looking back,
there was another thing.
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Are you sure you want to do that?
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Do what exactly? Brush my teeth?
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Yeah, but with foot cream?
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Yes.
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This is what I want.
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It would make me really sad
if God couldn't read.
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But if it's true, we can
trick him into signing this.
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What? Mm... It's our only chance.
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We're running out of time.
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- I say we gotta risk it.
- No, wait.
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Howdy, boozehounds.
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Just in time for Happy Hour.
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All right, now, every bar has cocktails.
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But only Lazy Susan's has Shocktails!
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Oh.
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Drink up!
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Mm...
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Yeah, the first shock
is how much liquor is in them.
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- Yeah. Wow.
- The second shock is,
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there are little prizes in the bottom.
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Ah.
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Looks like this lucky bastard
found the dice.
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Hey, God,
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uh, could you sign something for us?
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What is it? Well, word got out
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that you were working on cool
new drinks for Lazy Susan's,
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and we figured you might need a
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Liquor license. Yeah.
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Oh, wow, Sanjay. Keepin' me
two steps ahead of Johnny Law.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay. Nice.
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Guys, I'm beginning to
second-guess this plan.
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I mean, what if he finds out?
He's gonna be furious.
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Don't worry, okay?
Deep down, God's a softie.
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I've never seen him get mad.
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What in the is this?!
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I ordered a burger and curly fries.
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What... Um, I'm pretty
sure it was regular fries.
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Regular fries?!
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If there's one thing that makes me angry,
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it's when someone tries to trick me.
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Tries to play me for a fool.
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I-I'm sorry. It's too late!
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The trick's already been played.
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You up, hombre.
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Give him the punishment.
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What the hell?
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Ohh! Ohh!
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Don't go anywhere.
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Did he just turn that guy
into a jelly bean?!
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I don't know.
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Here's some information about Zebulon.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Rosie, I'm gonna cut
straight to the chase.
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We think you're more than qualified
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to be Zebulon's
next executive project manager.
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Wow.
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We're prepared to offer
a highly competitive salary,
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as well as a suite of perks,
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including a personal chef,
on-call masseuse,
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private golf course,
a company car, a bag of jewels.
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But most importantly,
you'll finally have a chance
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to make a positive impact
and do something meaningful.
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Let's be real, Rosie.
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You deserve better than Heaven.
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I'm in.
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Great.
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Can we go now?
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Can we go right now? Let's go.
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Unfortunately, we can't poach you.
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So you will have to wait here
until the Earth explodes.
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- It won't be long.
- Cheers.
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...bog frog hog
if a bog frog could hog bog?
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- What is happening? What is happening?
- Could he hog the whole bog,
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on a log in the fog of a bog?
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Be cool. Be cool!
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Bog-bog frog with a billy-bog hog
that he flogs by the bog with a log.
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- Pull it together!
- Through the fog and the smog,
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Stop saying those words!
I need you to stay with me!
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We're gonna be fine.
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Okay. Trust me. He can't read, okay?
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He can't read.
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Hey.
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Want to know a little secret?
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I can't read.
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Ah.
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Without my glasses.
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I've just been revisiting "Oliver Twist."
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I know. Dickens is a little pedestrian,
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but, uh, what can I say?
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I'm a populist.
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So, let's see that liquor license.
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Interesting.
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Very, very interesting.
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Yeah. Looks good to me.
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Wait.
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Before you sign,
maybe I should have a look
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at the fine print. Just to be safe.
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Oh, well, that's
good thinking, Rosa-reen-o.
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Nice try.
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I told you guys
to let this whole thing go.
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Just get out of here before
he turns you into beans.
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Wait. So, is that confirmed?
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That is actually what happened?
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W-Why won't anybody answer me?
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No one is even looking at me.
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Look at me!
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Rosie, if you don't care about Earth,
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don't you at least care
about keeping your job?
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I found a better one.
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Executive Project Manager at Zebulon.
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Respect.
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- Let's get out of here.
- Wait.
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Why do you want to work for this place?
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- Because they're the best.
- Exactly.
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They're the best.
They don't need any help.
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Meanwhile, this place
is such a crazy mess,
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it's about to go under, and the only ones
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trying to fix things are the three of us,
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and we have no idea what we're doing.
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- None.
- Hm.
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I am objectively bad at my job...
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I have accidentally killed
a ton of people...
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and I'm the leader of this group.
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- It's true.
- She leads us.
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Look. We are about
to get turned into beans.
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We are desperate for someone like you.
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You can go to Zebulon,
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but if you do that,
your talents will be wasted.
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'Cause those people don't need you.
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We do.
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All right.
Now that you've tried the small,
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you got to try the medium.
273
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How's that fine print looking, Rosie?
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It looks like a standard liquor license.
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Yes! She saved us! No, I gave it away!
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He knows!
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Craig...
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Rosie, would you mind
reading the document out loud?
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"This contract for the sale
of alcoholic beverages
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is between Lazy Susan's Enterprises
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and the Transdimensional
Law Enforcement Bureau.
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Upon signing,
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the sale of spirits, such as Shocktails,
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will be legally permitted."
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Would you like to write in
any amendments?
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Nah.
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Sounds good to me.
288
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Oh. We gotta go.
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Oh.
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Uh... Thank you.
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...you haven't tried the... What? Oh.
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All right.
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Life extension granted.
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100 days.
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- Congratulations.
- Yes!
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This one?
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00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:44,154
Or this one?
298
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You can wear one on the first date
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and one on the second.
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Nana.
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To Nana.
302
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No. To Rosie.
303
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Congrats. Zebulon is lucky to have you.
304
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They don't have me
until the Earth explodes.
305
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And maybe it won't.
306
00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:07,177
Mm.
307
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:18,789
All right. Well, this calls
for an extra-special toast.
308
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:23,994
I pilfered this from upstairs.
309
00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:25,395
Wow, Craig.
310
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- Pretty bold.
- Yeah. I was very drunk.
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I still am.
312
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- Cheers.
- Oh.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
314
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So, we should get back to work.
315
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- Yeah.
- What?
316
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Oh, okay.
317
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Uh, Hello?
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Hello?
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Good evening, Craig.
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Um... you...
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you wanted to see me, sir?
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I couldn't help but notice that some
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of my signature Shocktail
umbrellas have gone missing.
324
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,638
Have they? Oh, no.
325
00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:10,441
I don't think they blew away.
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Do you think they blew away, Craig?
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I'm so sorry.
328
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I only took a few umbrellas.
329
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I-I really like umbrellas.
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We all like umbrellas.
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They turn every drink into a party.
332
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See?
333
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Aren't we having fun now?
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You stabbed me in the back.
335
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It's time for the punishment.
336
00:17:40,951 --> 00:17:43,140
Oh... no.
337
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Oh, how much bog could a bog frog hog
338
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if a bog frog could hog bog?
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Shh.
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It's over.
341
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It's done.
342
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Okay, so, check it out...
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I love root-beer-flavored jelly beans,
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but they only put one in each jar.
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And the lids are screwed on tight.
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So the punishment is, you open that jar,
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find me a root beer,
and then fork over that bean.
348
00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:25,788
Go ahead.
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00:18:36,996 --> 00:18:38,162
Here you go.
350
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:44,268
- Punishment served.
- Oh.
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00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:46,003
Sorry. I didn't mean
to scare you back there.
352
00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:48,272
No, it's okay. I-I understand.
353
00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:50,274
You... You were trying
to teach me a lesson,
354
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and I have definitely learned it.
355
00:18:53,012 --> 00:18:56,013
I'm very sorry and also very relieved
356
00:18:56,015 --> 00:18:59,283
that this is the... whole punishment?
357
00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:00,952
Yep. This is it.
358
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This is it.
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This is it.
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The first time.
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