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Previously on Miracle Workers.
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What's going on here in Rosie-land?
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I'm working.
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Rosie! Rosie! Rosie!
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So, we are gonna beta test
this puppy all night.
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[CLATTER]
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SAM: She's really neat, Nana.
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And I'm taking her on, like, a real date.
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I'm so excited, Sammy!
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Did you hear that? "Real date."
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We might actually pull this off.
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I mean, barring
any unforeseen calamities.
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Wait, what's that scary red number mean?
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- Uh-oh.
- Oh, no.
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS,
UP-BEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
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[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS,
ELEVATOR DOOR OPENS]
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WOMAN:Ground floor.
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Hello! Welcome to Heaven.
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Right this way for orientation.
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Welcome to Heaven.
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MAN: Welcome to Heaven.
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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Hi. I'm Peg.
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Congratulations on
your completely random entry
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into Heaven.
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[LIGHT APPLAUSE]
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As employees of Heaven Inc.,
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it is our responsibility
to keep Earth running smoothly.
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We're talking tide control.
Gravity enforcement. Teeth.
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Your initial department
assignments will be random,
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except in the case of
one incredibly vital position...
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executive assistant to God.
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Excuse me.
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How do I apply?
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Follow me.
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[UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪♪
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[WOMAN SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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[WOMAN SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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[WOMAN SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]
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♪♪
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- [FLAMES CRACKLING]
- ♪ Na-na-na, na-na-na ♪
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♪ Na-na, na-na, na-na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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♪ Na, na-na, na ♪
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[WOMAN SINGING IN NATIVE LANGUAGE]
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Wow. Here's your desk.
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If I may ask, why was
that test so complex?
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We needed to find someone
who could handle... a lot.
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Well, I'm so honored
that you think I'm qualified.
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Mm-hmm.
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I always wanted to have a job
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where I could make a positive impact
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and do something meaningful.
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GOD: ♪ Diddly-diddly, bop-bop, be-bop ♪
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♪ Ba-doo-bop, bip-bop, a-doo ♪
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- Who's that?
- I'm sorry.
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- What?
- Goodbye.
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What... What do you mean,
"goodbye"? What?
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[GOD SCATTING]
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Hey-o! New assistant alert.
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Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
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[LAUGHS] That was the alert.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hi. I'm God.
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I-I'm Rosie.
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All right, follow me.
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I hope you're ready
to hit the ground running,
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because we've got a real
challenge ahead of us.
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I was able to crack the box,
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but, uh, this bag ain't
going down without a fight.
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Can you, uh...
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♪♪
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Whoa! Muscle fingers.
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[LAUGHING] Oh, yeah.
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[CRUNCHING]
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I guess that's everything.
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Oh! Look.
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I got a prize. [CHUCKLES]
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Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!
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Oh, I'm keeping you.
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Um, put this on the shelf for me.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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[BEETHOVEN'S "MOONLIGHT SONATA" PLAYS]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[BELL DINGING]
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♪♪
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[SCREAMING]
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♪♪
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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[COMPUTER BEEPING]
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I don't get it. Sam's grandma
looks healthy to me.
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Yeah, well, she's about to drop dead.
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When she dies, he's gonna freak out,
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cancel the date, and fly home.
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Are we sure he's gonna fly home?
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Maybe they're not that close.
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They're pretty close.
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[VOICE BREAKING] A toast.
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To the most wonderful,
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inspiring...
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and caring person that I have ever known.
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This one's for you.
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[TO THE TUNE OF "AMAZING
GRACE"] ♪ Amazing Nana ♪
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- Oh, shit.
- ♪ How sweet you are ♪
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We have to keep Nana alive.
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Then we'll have to go down
to the basement.
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What's in the basement?
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Death.
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[GOD SCATTING]
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Heaven Inc. God's Office.
Rosie. What's up?
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MIKE: Rosie, hi. My name is Mike.
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I'm the Senior Vice President
over at the Zebulon Galaxy,
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recently voted the top galaxy
in the omniverse.
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I'm not sure that my boss
is around at the moment.
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Actually, Rosie, we're calling for you.
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- Me?
- Word got out the Earth is going under,
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and we're always on
the lookout for top talent.
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I'd love to buy you a cup of coffee
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and tell you what we're all
about here at Zebulon.
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Only if you have time, of course.
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Rosie! Lazy Susan's
now has a signature cocktail.
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And it's thick.
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I have time.
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[SWITCH CLICKS LOUDLY,
ELECTRICITY HUMMING]
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How much bog could a bog frog
hog if bog frog could hog bog?
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- What are you doing?
- Sorry. It's...
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I can't control it. It's a habit.
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It's something I do
when I get very nervous.
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What's there to be nervous about?
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- CLEO: Hello.
- Aah!
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Hello.
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Are you Death?
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No.That's Death.
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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Cool. Uh, we were wondering...
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Is there any way we could
maybe keep this lady alive?
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How are you today?
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CLEO: That's going to be difficult.
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At birth, every human
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is randomly assigned an expiration date.
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You can die before your time,
but not after.
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There's gotta be something we can do.
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I suppose you could file a death waiver.
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That'll postpone her death for 100 days.
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Okay, great. That... That...
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That's a real relief. Thank you.
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First, you have to get it signed by God.
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Good luck.
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♪♪
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What if we just asked him
nicely, obviously?
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Craig, there's no way he's signing this.
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I bet Rosie can get him to do it.
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She has him sign stuff all the time.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Rosie, Rosie, Rosie,
my favorite co-worker.
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Is that a new blazer?
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- Not now.
- Rosie, please.
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We need your help.
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If God doesn't sign this,
the Earth will explode.
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Maybe it should.
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If you want my advice, jump ship.
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Find somewhere else to work.
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Somewhere that isn't run
by an illiterate madman.
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Did she just say "illiterate"?
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[GOD SCATTING]
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Rosie was joking, though, right?
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I mean, God must be able to read.
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And yet, if he can't,
it would explain a lot.
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For example, every time
I've seen him "reading,"
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it looked like his eyes weren't moving.
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Maybe he's just a slow reader.
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Maybe, but... but... but...
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but looking back,
there was another thing.
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Are you sure you want to do that?
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Do what exactly? Brush my teeth?
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Yeah, but with foot cream?
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS]
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Yes.
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This is what I want.
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♪♪
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It would make me really sad
if God couldn't read.
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But if it's true, we can
trick him into signing this.
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What? Mm... It's our only chance.
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We're running out of time.
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- I say we gotta risk it.
- No, wait.
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[MUTTERING]
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Howdy, boozehounds.
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Just in time for Happy Hour.
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All right, now, every bar has cocktails.
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But only Lazy Susan's has Shocktails!
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Oh.
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Drink up!
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Mm... [GAGS]
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Yeah, the first shock
is how much liquor is in them.
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- Yeah. Wow.
- The second shock is,
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there are little prizes in the bottom.
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[GAGS, COUGHS]
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Ah.
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Looks like this lucky bastard
found the dice.
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Hey, God,
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uh, could you sign something for us?
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What is it? Well, word got out
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that you were working on cool
new drinks for Lazy Susan's,
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and we figured you might
need a [CLICKS TONGUE]
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Liquor license. Yeah.
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Oh, wow, Sanjay. Keepin' me
two steps ahead of Johnny Law.
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I'll be right back.
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Okay. Nice.
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Guys, I'm beginning to
second-guess this plan.
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I mean, what if he finds out?
He's gonna be furious.
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Don't worry, okay?
Deep down, God's a softie.
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I've never seen him get mad.
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What in the [BLEEP] is this?!
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I ordered a burger and curly fries.
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What... Um, I'm pretty
sure it was regular fries.
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- Regular fries?!
- [CLATTER]
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If there's one thing that makes me angry,
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it's when someone tries to trick me.
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Tries to play me for a fool.
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I-I'm sorry. It's too late!
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The trick's already been played.
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You [BLEEP] up, hombre.
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[BUZZER]
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♪♪
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Give him the punishment.
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♪♪
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What the hell?
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Ohh! Ohh!
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[GROANING]
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[POP]
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♪♪
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[SNIFFS]
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Don't go anywhere.
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Did he just turn that guy
into a jelly bean?!
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I don't know.
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Here's some information about Zebulon.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Rosie, I'm gonna cut
straight to the chase.
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We think you're more than qualified
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to be Zebulon's
next executive project manager.
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Wow.
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We're prepared to offer
a highly competitive salary,
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as well as a suite of perks,
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including a personal chef,
on-call masseuse,
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private golf course,
a company car, a bag of jewels.
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But most importantly,
you'll finally have a chance
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to make a positive impact
and do something meaningful.
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Let's be real, Rosie.
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You deserve better than Heaven.
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I'm in.
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00:11:06,674 --> 00:11:07,873
Great.
261
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,007
Can we go now?
262
00:11:09,009 --> 00:11:11,342
Can we go right now? Let's go.
263
00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:13,211
Unfortunately, we can't poach you.
264
00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:16,496
So you will have to wait here
until the Earth explodes.
265
00:11:16,498 --> 00:11:18,583
- It won't be long.
- Cheers.
266
00:11:18,585 --> 00:11:21,182
...bog frog hog
if a bog frog could hog bog?
267
00:11:21,184 --> 00:11:22,888
- What is happening? What is happening?
- Could he hog the whole bog,
268
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,298
on a log in the fog of a bog?
269
00:11:24,323 --> 00:11:25,403
Be cool. Be cool!
270
00:11:25,405 --> 00:11:26,451
Bog-bog frog with a billy-bog hog
that he flogs by the bog with a log.
271
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,679
- Pull it together!
- Through the fog and the smog,
272
00:11:27,681 --> 00:11:30,361
Stop saying those words!
I need you to stay with me!
273
00:11:30,363 --> 00:11:33,231
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
We're gonna be fine.
274
00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:36,968
Okay. Trust me. He can't read, okay?
275
00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:38,103
He can't read.
276
00:11:38,105 --> 00:11:39,271
[GOD WHISTLING]
277
00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:42,574
Hey. [CHUCKLES]
278
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,776
Want to know a little secret?
279
00:11:44,778 --> 00:11:46,043
I can't read.
280
00:11:46,045 --> 00:11:47,315
Ah.
281
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:49,046
Without my glasses.
282
00:11:49,048 --> 00:11:50,282
[CLEARS THROAT]
283
00:11:53,186 --> 00:11:55,653
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
284
00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:59,190
[LAUGHS] I've just been
revisiting "Oliver Twist."
285
00:11:59,192 --> 00:12:01,793
I know. Dickens is a little pedestrian,
286
00:12:01,795 --> 00:12:03,194
but, uh, what can I say?
287
00:12:03,196 --> 00:12:04,462
I'm a populist.
288
00:12:04,464 --> 00:12:05,731
[LAUGHS]
289
00:12:05,733 --> 00:12:07,799
- [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
- [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
290
00:12:07,801 --> 00:12:12,437
So, let's see that liquor license.
291
00:12:13,206 --> 00:12:16,575
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
292
00:12:17,544 --> 00:12:19,077
Interesting.
293
00:12:19,079 --> 00:12:24,282
♪♪
294
00:12:24,284 --> 00:12:28,754
Very, very interesting.
295
00:12:28,756 --> 00:12:30,688
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
296
00:12:30,690 --> 00:12:33,091
Yeah. Looks good to me.
297
00:12:33,093 --> 00:12:34,326
[SIGHS]
298
00:12:34,794 --> 00:12:37,128
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
299
00:12:37,431 --> 00:12:39,831
ROSIE: Wait.
300
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,433
Before you sign,
maybe I should have a look
301
00:12:41,435 --> 00:12:43,568
at the fine print. Just to be safe.
302
00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:46,705
Oh, well, that's
good thinking, Rosa-reen-o.
303
00:12:49,210 --> 00:12:52,710
[SCATTING]
304
00:12:52,712 --> 00:12:54,546
Nice try.
305
00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,924
I told you guys
to let this whole thing go.
306
00:12:59,926 --> 00:13:01,869
Just get out of here before
he turns you into beans.
307
00:13:01,871 --> 00:13:02,938
Wait. So, is that confirmed?
308
00:13:02,940 --> 00:13:04,406
That is actually what happened?
309
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,841
W-Why won't anybody answer me?
310
00:13:06,866 --> 00:13:08,599
No one is even looking at me.
311
00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:09,740
Look at me!
312
00:13:09,742 --> 00:13:12,402
Rosie, if you don't care about Earth,
313
00:13:12,404 --> 00:13:14,071
don't you at least care
about keeping your job?
314
00:13:14,073 --> 00:13:15,339
I found a better one.
315
00:13:15,341 --> 00:13:17,741
Executive Project Manager at Zebulon.
316
00:13:17,743 --> 00:13:19,209
Respect.
317
00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:22,146
♪♪
318
00:13:22,577 --> 00:13:24,590
- Let's get out of here.
- Wait.
319
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,285
Why do you want to work for this place?
320
00:13:27,287 --> 00:13:29,887
- Because they're the best.
- Exactly.
321
00:13:29,889 --> 00:13:32,690
They're the best.
They don't need any help.
322
00:13:32,692 --> 00:13:34,758
Meanwhile, this place
is such a crazy mess,
323
00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,760
it's about to go under, and the only ones
324
00:13:36,762 --> 00:13:38,296
trying to fix things are the three of us,
325
00:13:38,298 --> 00:13:39,630
and we have no idea what we're doing.
326
00:13:39,632 --> 00:13:40,965
- None.
- Hm.
327
00:13:40,967 --> 00:13:43,433
I am objectively bad at my job...
328
00:13:43,435 --> 00:13:45,303
I have accidentally killed
a ton of people...
329
00:13:45,305 --> 00:13:48,172
and [CHUCKLES]
I'm the leader of this group.
330
00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:49,573
- It's true.
- She leads us.
331
00:13:49,575 --> 00:13:53,775
Look. We are about
to get turned into beans.
332
00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:56,780
We are desperate for someone like you.
333
00:13:56,782 --> 00:13:58,282
You can go to Zebulon,
334
00:13:58,284 --> 00:14:01,658
but if you do that,
your talents will be wasted.
335
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,523
'Cause those people don't need you.
336
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,580
We do.
337
00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:13,431
[GOD SCATTING]
338
00:14:14,334 --> 00:14:16,134
All right.
Now that you've tried the small,
339
00:14:16,136 --> 00:14:18,468
you got to try the medium.
340
00:14:18,470 --> 00:14:20,538
How's that fine print looking, Rosie?
341
00:14:23,137 --> 00:14:26,144
It looks like a standard liquor license.
342
00:14:26,146 --> 00:14:28,746
Yes! She saved us! No, I gave it away!
343
00:14:28,748 --> 00:14:31,081
He knows!
344
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,483
Craig... [WHIMPERS]
345
00:14:32,485 --> 00:14:36,609
Rosie, would you mind
reading the document out loud?
346
00:14:41,493 --> 00:14:43,894
[KNUCKLES CRACK]
347
00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:45,952
[CLEARS THROAT]
348
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:53,103
"This contract for the sale
of alcoholic beverages
349
00:14:53,105 --> 00:14:56,174
is between Lazy Susan's Enterprises
350
00:14:56,176 --> 00:14:58,308
and the Transdimensional
Law Enforcement Bureau.
351
00:14:58,310 --> 00:14:59,643
Upon signing,
352
00:14:59,645 --> 00:15:04,314
the sale of spirits, such as Shocktails,
353
00:15:04,316 --> 00:15:05,916
will be legally permitted."
354
00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:08,252
Would you like to write in
any amendments?
355
00:15:08,254 --> 00:15:09,519
Nah.
356
00:15:09,521 --> 00:15:11,789
[CHUCKLES] Sounds good to me.
357
00:15:13,193 --> 00:15:14,392
[CLEARS THROAT]
358
00:15:14,394 --> 00:15:16,094
[PEN SCRATCHES]
359
00:15:18,531 --> 00:15:20,731
ELIZA: Oh. We gotta go.
360
00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:22,066
Oh.
361
00:15:22,068 --> 00:15:23,201
Uh... Thank you.
362
00:15:23,203 --> 00:15:25,203
...you haven't tried the... What? Oh.
363
00:15:25,205 --> 00:15:26,737
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- All right.
364
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,742
WOMAN: Life extension granted.
365
00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:33,750
100 days.
366
00:15:34,414 --> 00:15:36,881
- Congratulations.
- Yes!
367
00:15:36,883 --> 00:15:38,816
[CHUCKLES]
368
00:15:38,818 --> 00:15:41,351
♪♪
369
00:15:41,353 --> 00:15:42,820
This one?
370
00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:44,154
Or this one?
371
00:15:44,156 --> 00:15:46,356
You can wear one on the first date
372
00:15:46,358 --> 00:15:48,092
and one on the second.
373
00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:49,694
Nana.
374
00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:52,362
To Nana.
375
00:15:52,364 --> 00:15:55,233
No. To Rosie.
376
00:15:55,235 --> 00:15:57,567
Congrats. Zebulon is lucky to have you.
377
00:15:57,569 --> 00:15:59,904
They don't have me
until the Earth explodes.
378
00:15:59,906 --> 00:16:02,172
And maybe it won't.
379
00:16:02,174 --> 00:16:05,443
♪♪
380
00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:07,177
Mm.
381
00:16:07,179 --> 00:16:14,318
♪♪
382
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:18,789
All right. Well, this calls
for an extra-special toast.
383
00:16:18,791 --> 00:16:23,994
I pilfered this from upstairs.
384
00:16:23,996 --> 00:16:25,395
Wow, Craig.
385
00:16:25,397 --> 00:16:27,932
- Pretty bold.
- Yeah. I was very drunk.
386
00:16:27,934 --> 00:16:29,934
I still am.
387
00:16:29,936 --> 00:16:31,201
- Cheers.
- Oh.
388
00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:33,309
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
389
00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:35,139
ROSIE: So, we should get back to work.
390
00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:36,274
- Yeah.
- What?
391
00:16:36,276 --> 00:16:37,742
- [COMPUTER BEEPING]
- Oh, okay.
392
00:16:47,252 --> 00:16:48,825
Uh, Hello?
393
00:16:49,822 --> 00:16:51,489
Hello?
394
00:16:51,491 --> 00:16:53,156
GOD: Good evening, Craig.
395
00:16:53,979 --> 00:16:55,693
Um... you...
396
00:16:55,695 --> 00:16:58,126
you wanted to see me, sir?
397
00:16:59,335 --> 00:17:00,898
I couldn't help but notice that some
398
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:04,420
of my signature Shocktail
umbrellas have gone missing.
399
00:17:05,041 --> 00:17:07,638
Have they? Oh, no.
400
00:17:08,469 --> 00:17:10,441
I don't think they blew away.
401
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:12,807
Do you think they blew away, Craig?
402
00:17:13,891 --> 00:17:15,446
I'm so sorry.
403
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,915
I only took a few umbrellas.
404
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:19,851
I-I really like umbrellas.
405
00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:22,650
[SIGHS] We all like umbrellas.
406
00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:26,724
They turn every drink into a party.
407
00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:28,089
See?
408
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,744
[CHUCKLES]
409
00:17:30,746 --> 00:17:32,063
Aren't we having fun now?
410
00:17:32,065 --> 00:17:33,731
[LAUGHS]
411
00:17:34,412 --> 00:17:35,933
You stabbed me in the back.
412
00:17:37,670 --> 00:17:39,002
It's time for the punishment.
413
00:17:39,004 --> 00:17:40,949
- [GASPS]
- [DOOR OPENS]
414
00:17:40,951 --> 00:17:43,140
Oh... no.
415
00:17:43,142 --> 00:17:47,745
♪♪
416
00:17:47,747 --> 00:17:49,480
Oh, how much bog could a bog frog hog
417
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:51,749
if a bog frog could hog bog?
418
00:17:51,751 --> 00:17:54,017
Shh.
419
00:17:55,016 --> 00:17:56,687
It's over.
420
00:17:57,169 --> 00:17:58,613
It's done.
421
00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:00,858
[SMOOCHES]
422
00:18:02,227 --> 00:18:03,761
[DOOR CLOSES]
423
00:18:06,632 --> 00:18:07,965
Okay, so, check it out...
424
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:11,435
I love root-beer-flavored jelly beans,
425
00:18:11,437 --> 00:18:13,304
but they only put one in each jar.
426
00:18:13,306 --> 00:18:16,173
And the lids are screwed on tight.
427
00:18:16,175 --> 00:18:19,243
So the punishment is, you open that jar,
428
00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:22,793
find me a root beer,
and then fork over that bean.
429
00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:25,788
Go ahead.
430
00:18:33,459 --> 00:18:35,860
- [GRUNTS]
- [POP]
431
00:18:36,996 --> 00:18:38,162
Here you go.
432
00:18:40,065 --> 00:18:41,532
[SIGHS]
433
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:44,268
- Punishment served.
- Oh.
434
00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:46,003
Sorry. I didn't mean
to scare you back there.
435
00:18:46,005 --> 00:18:48,272
No, it's okay. I-I understand.
436
00:18:48,274 --> 00:18:50,274
You... You were trying
to teach me a lesson,
437
00:18:50,276 --> 00:18:53,010
and I have definitely learned it.
438
00:18:53,012 --> 00:18:56,013
I'm very sorry and also very relieved
439
00:18:56,015 --> 00:18:59,283
that this is the... whole punishment?
440
00:18:59,789 --> 00:19:00,952
Yep. This is it.
441
00:19:00,954 --> 00:19:01,953
This is it.
442
00:19:01,955 --> 00:19:05,022
[LAUGHTER]
443
00:19:05,024 --> 00:19:06,157
This is it.
444
00:19:06,159 --> 00:19:09,827
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
445
00:19:09,829 --> 00:19:11,562
The first time.
446
00:19:19,372 --> 00:19:29,580
♪♪
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