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No!

No!

Let me down!

Let me down!

It's snack time now. Sit still

Hello. I am Ms Li

I'm the head teacher of this class. And you are...

I am Qiang's father

What is your name?

Why are you crying?

Don't you like coming to our kindergarten?

His name is Fang Qiangqiang

He's almost four

The principal said he could join the intermediate class

He's been cared for by his granny, but she is leaving

His mother works for our ministry in another city

As a pilot, I'm often away from home

So I'm putting Qiang into a boarding kindergarten

He won't have to go home on weekends

OK

All of the kids here are 4 or 5 year-olds

There are two teachers and two assistants

This is Ms Tang, Ms Ma and Ms Fu are the assistants

Go play with the other kids. Stop crying

Stop crying

Old wolf, old wolf, what tlme Is It now?

Two o'clock

Old wolf, old wolf, what tlme Is It now?

Three o'clock

Old wolf, old wolf, what tlme Is It now?

Four o'clock

Do you know how this game is played?

Ms Li pretends to be a big wolf

All the kids pretend to be lambs

They follow the wolf and ask...

..."Old wolf, old wolf, what time is it now?"

The wolf says, "One o'clock"

Then two and three, and so on

When it's nine o'clock at night...

...the wolf turns around, catches a lamb and eats it

Nine o'clock

Come here, Qiang

Let me look at your pigtail

Who braided it for you?

Quickly! Catch him! Fang Qiangqiang

Fang Qiangqiang, stand up

It's neat and clean now

You won't grow head lice, or get heat rash in the summer

This is for your own good

If you let us cut off your pigtail...

...I'll reward you with a little red flower

Don't move

Try to remember, raise your right hand straight up for extra rice

Jin, you raised the wrong hand

This is your right hand

Raise your left hand for extra soup

Watch me

Make a fist. Good

No talking during meal time

Don't stand up, Fa! Raise your hand. What is it?

- I want to pee - Pee?

This means you didn't pee before washing your hands

You must form the habit of peeing before eating

I won't allow any peeing or pooping in the middle of a meal

I'll take away one of your red flowers

Take it out. Quickly. Give it to me

Why aren't you taking off your clothes?

Nanyan, Qiang doesn't know how to take off his clothes

It's your turn now

Don't cry

Nanyan, go back to your bed

Get up!

Stand up, Hai

Listen, if you disobey me I'll take away your red flowers.

- Did you hear me? - Qiang wetted his bed

Stand straight

What are you two doing? Put on your clothes. Quickly

1, 2, 3. Squat down

Who is still talking?

Listen to me

You must form the good habit of pooping every morning...

...to excrete the dirty things in your body from the day before

And parasites won't grow in your tummy

I know

Qian is finished. Ms Li, Qian succeeded at pooping again

Good girl, Qian. You've done it for a whole week now

Qiang, what's the matter? Have you finished pooping?

- I can't do it - Then forget it

Get up to wash your hands

Will I lose my little red flower?

Your little red flower? Not this time

But you must promise me that you'll produce some poop next time

And I'll reward you a little red flower

Raise your hands after washing them

Line up

The first line-up can go now

Ms Li, Qiang didn't wash his hands

For that you'll lose your red flower today

Whoever receives five flowers each day, for a whole week...

...will be next week's class leader

Let's see who have received little red flowers today

Qian, five flowers

Mao, four

Hai, one

Jin, three

Fa, three

No flowers for Ning and Dou...

...because Ning bullied a classmate again

Dou, you must learn to dress yourself, and wash your hands. OK?

We'll all keep working hard

What is it, Qiang?

Why haven't I received any flowers?

Because you wetted your bed again last night

You didn't dress yourself this morning...

...or wash your hands after going to the toilet

So you don't get any flowers

Nobody told me that. It doesn't count

All right, I'll give you a flower if you behave yourself tomorrow

Also, next time you have a question raise your hand first...

...and then stand up

Sit down now

Qian has received five flowers again

You must emulate her

There are five opportunities everyday to compete for little red flowers

Those who don't wet their beds, dress and undress by themselves...

...wash their hands before meals, go to the toilet on schedule...

...and do not talk at bedtime will receive a little red flower...

...for each good behaviour, plus one at his name on this board

Those who receive five flowers everyday for a whole week...

Excellent!

I've got five flowers too

Put on your llttle shlrt

Put on your llttle shlrt

Match each button for lts hole

Match each button for lts hole

Left shoe, rlght shoe

Left shoe, rlght shoe

Buckle up and you can go

Buckle up and you can go

Good. Put your hands behind your back

Please sit down

Who wants to come up and demonstrate the moves?

Beiyan. Hai. Maomao

Come over. Ready? Go!

Put on your llttle shlrt

Match each button for lts hole

Turn a pullover upslde down

And back to front before pulllng It on

Dlstlngulsh back and front of your trousers

Extend one leg In each trunk

No left or rlght for socks

Only the heels must be on the bottom

Left shoe, rlght shoe

Buckle up and you can go

Very good. Please go back to your seats

Most children can dress themselves now

Who still can't do it?

Stand still

Stick out your chest and raise your head

Hold your fingers tight. Well done

You see, anything can be learnt

Now turn around and face the class

Who helped you get dressed this morning?

Did you do it on your own?

Answer your teacher's question with vocal sounds

- No, I didn't - Who helped you?

- Ms Zhang - Louder

Ms Zhang

Why must we learn to dress ourselves?

I will choose someone to come up and answer me

Qian

Children should learn to dress themselves

Did you hear that?

There are only four or five children left who cannot dress themselves

For those who can, what should we do?

Help them!

Let's help them, shall we?

Yes!

Who will volunteer to demonstrate? Raise your hand

Qian, you do it

Come over

Don't take off your underwear. Go to Ms Ma

Qiang, come over. Did you see it?

Practice now

Just keep dawdling. No one will help you

You can get off when you've mastered the skill

I dressed myself this morning

I strained to poop, and washed my own hands

Why can't I get a little red flower?

Qiang has made progress today

Why don't we give him a little red flower?

No, we mustrt pamper him

Qiang, you must continue with your effort and obey the teachers

- Ms Li, Qiang is peeing - Sit down

- I can't hold my pee either - Go to the toilet

I will report you to the teachers

Creep!

Teacher! Teacher!

Teacher! Teacher!

Get off your bed

Follow me

Stand here

Do you dare to climb up this chair?

Of course

Can you climb any further?

Let me down!

Let me down!

Let me down!

Get down! How did you get up there?

Get down! Did you hear me?

You brat!

Quiet!

How did you get over here?

Did you fly from the window to the bed?

- Yes - Yes

- Yes - Yes

Nanyan, I saw with my own eyes that you hit Beiyan

You lied and talked back to me

What a pair of sisters. Helping each other out

Fine. Stop crying

You will each lose a little red flower

Nanyan...

Did you come to laugh at us?

I want to show you something

What?

I want to show you something

A little red flower?

- Did you steal it from Ms Li? - No

Since Ms Li has taken one away from you...

...I want to give this one to you

I don't want it

Flrst net goes empty

Second net comes wlth small flsh

Thlrd net catches a flsh wlth a tlny, tlny, tlny, tall

Flrst net goes empty

Second net comes wlth small flsh

Thlrd net catches a flsh wlth a tlny, tlny, tlny, tall...

Ms Li, this is Hai's father. He's come to take Hai home

Hey, son!

Let me introduce you two

This is Ms Li, head teacher of Hai's class

- How do you do - How do you do

It's still two hours from pick-up time

Hai's father is the Deputy Minister of Logistics in our ministry

He is very busy

He has some free time today to pick up his son on his way home

It's quite an honour for us to welcome Minister Wang to inspect our work

How do you do, Minister Wang

Hai must have caused you a lot of trouble

Not at all. Hai is very well-behaved. He is smart and quick-witted

Did you make this evaluation board?

Oh, yes. They...

Ms Tang is in charge of the pictures

Well done. Wow, you are so young. Excellent

So many talents in this kindergarten

Principal Kong must be a good manager

- Not at all - With diligent teachers

Hai, it appears that you are just mediocre

He's been very well-behaved lately. Very well-behaved

What's the matter with this child? He hasn't got any little red flowers

- You must help him - Yes, of course

We haven't evaluated today. They'll each receive one

Dad, I want to wear trousers with braces

Just carry on as usual

- Don't spoil him - Yes, sir

This is from my dad. You can't touch it

May I have a look?

This is a grown-up's thing. Don't touch it

Can't I just have a look?

All right

Thank you, Qiang

- I want to play with you - Sissy! Traitor!

Can I hold it?

Let me touch it

Freak!

Come on! Let's catch small fish

There are fish in it

I can't catch them

There are some over there too

Come here

Freak!

Beiyan, can I play with you?

It's been a while since anyone played with you

- All right - Let me push you

OK

- High up? - A little

- Is it high enough? - No more

- Is it fun? - Yes

- But not so high - Is it fast?

Yes. But not so high

- You must swing high up - Yes, but not so high

- Shall we play another game? - OK

- Let's pretend you are injured - OK

I'm sick. Give me some medicine

- Where do I find medicine? - Let me see

- We'll use these buttons as pills - OK

- Feed them to me - All right

- Can I give you an injection? - Yes

What are you doing? Shameless!

Come here

Are you stupid? Letting a boy take off your trousers!

Qiang, stand against the wall

Remember, don't ever let any boy take off your trousers

Halt! Turn around!

March!

Attention!

Salute!

At ease!

Salute!

At ease!

Get up, Qiang

One more offence and I'll put you in confinement

- Did you hear me? - Yes

Stand up. Hurry

What are you doing, Qiang? No talking, no standing up

Please stop following me. You are something else

Do you know what you've done?

- A monster chased me in the water - Where is the monster now?

I flushed it away with my pee

- King of bed-wetting! - You are the king of bed-wetting

Bravo, Qiang

Good morning, Ms Tang

Really smart

Put the train in the tunnel

Good

You are so capable

Put on your shoes

The seventh moves

Ready. Go

One, two, three, four...

...five, six, seven, eight

Two, two, three, four...

...five, six, seven, stop

OK, get in

The eighth moves. Ready. Go

One, two, three, four...

...five, six, seven, eight. Two, two, three, four...

...five, six, seven, stop. Good. Discharged

- Freak! - Freak!

What are you staring at me for?

What are you staring at me for? I'm asking you

Stop crying

Eat your breakfast

- Why is he crying? - He knows why

I hand out apples to my frlends only two are left In the end

A blg one and a small one, a blg one and a small one

The blg one goes to a frlend and I'm left wlth the small one

I'm left wlth the small one...

Ms Li, Ning is fighting

Ning!

I'm warning you, stop bullying your classmate

Return to your seat

Let's sing the song again

Ready. Go

Who was it? Who farted?

Stand up! Stick your bottoms up

Don't laugh

Ms Ma...

Qiang and Nanyan

Go to the toilet

Nanyan, go

Go now to the toilet

The rest of you, sit still

Call me after you've pooped

You stink. Don't come near me

I hand out apples to my frlends only two are left In the end

A blg one and a small one

A blg one and a small one

The blg one goes to a frlend and I'm left wlth the small one...

No, no, it's not like that

The blg one goes to myself, and the small one to my frlend

The big one goes to myself, and the small one to my friend

Stinker!

The big one goes to myself, and the small one to my friend

Stinker!

Eatlng radlsh and veggles

Jumplng around llke a cutle ple

Rldlng my llttle whlte horse

Llttle whlte bunny, oh, so whlte

Two llttle ears stlck up rlght

Llttle whlte bunny, oh, so whlte...

Come on!

Wrong tunnel!

Ms Li has abandoned us all because you stink too much

Let's go out and play

Come on!

I'm tired

Stop running!

- Salute! - Salute!

There are nicer flowers over here

Hospital!

I want to be sick so I can stay out of the kindergarten

I can eat yummy things

Mum and dad will come and see me

Let's play the game of sick patients

Let me ask you...

...would you follow me wherever I go?

OK

You have to be hygienic when you are sick

What are you doing? I don't like it when you kiss my ear

Let's run around

What animal was Nanyan imitating? Don't speak

Raise your hand

- Pang - A peacock

Now let me imitate an animal, and you guess what it is

All right? Watch me

Ms Li has turned into a monster

Let me tell you a big secret

You werert born by your mum

It's you who wasrt born by humans

Remember, Ms Li has eaten your sister

- I'm not one, right? - No

- Do I have a tail? - No

Neither of us has a tail

What if Ms Li only eats children?

Stand still

Stand still. She can turn everything into anything she wishes

- Does she like eating children? - Definitely

Qian must be a little monster created by Ms Li

Does Qian have hair in her armpits?

They have hidden their hair

- Will Ms Li eat us? - Definitely

I can turn into a girl

- Why did you touch my bum? - To see if you have a tail

- Why did you touch my bum? - To see if you have a tail

Neither do you

May I hide under your bed? I'm afraid Ms Li might eat me

OK

- Can the two of us defeat Ms Li? - I don't know

- Let's try - No. Let's not

All of us put together cannot defeat Ms Li

Where are you going?

- I want to look at Ms Li - Don't. She'll eat you

I want to see what she looks like as a monster

Quieter!

Let's tie her up so she won't be able to eat us

- What with? - With a rope

- I've got shoestrings - They're too short

I also have shoestrings. We can tie them together

Let's look for other things

Monster!

What are you doing?

What's going on? What happened?

- Ms Li, what happened? - I don't know

- What's going on? - Tell me

Yes? Tell me what happened

Monster? What monster?

Monsters are made up to scare little kids

- Don't cry. Speak to me - Speak, Maomao

Yes, speak to me

Tell me, who is the monster?

What? I am a monster? Says who?

- Who is making it up? - Ms Li...

- Who is the rumourmonger? - Calm down

Tell me who told you so?

Stand up, Jin

- It's you. Get out! - Ms Li!

Bang! Bang!

Go away

- I'm not scared of you - Nor I of you

Creep!

Get out, Qiang!

We are playing a game

Remember, wolves are bad

Run away when you see one to avoid being eaten

That's not right. We should kill the wolf

You dare to refute me?

What is it?

- Who bullied you? - They hit me!

You three are the black sheep in our class

You are the ringleader

You are the go-getter

You are the evilest of all. A villainous conspirator

All the bad ideas come from you

You're giving me a nasty look?

Come again?

Come again!

I dare you!

You deserve a good beating

Your parents are too lenient with you and you become a troublemaker

You'll end up in the hands of the police if you go on like this

You are too timid

If you keep quiet when others bully you they'll step all over you

Next time someone bullies you report them to a teacher right away

The three of you apologise to Mao one by one

Starting with Ning

I was wrong and I'll never do it again

Say you are sorry. Didrt your parents teach you?

- I'm sorry - Go away

Mao...

Did I call you?

- Hai - I'm sorry. I'll never do it again

Fang Qiangqiang

Fang Qiangqiang

- Fang Qiangqiang! - Sugar bun

- What did you call me? - Fuck you!

- No! - Let's go!

No!

Get up! Get in!

Call me when you've decided to be good

Open the door!

Who are you?

Principal Kong, come and rescue me

A monster is about to eat me

I was wrong

- Who taught you that dirty word? - Nobody

There must have been somebody

Nobody in this kindergarten says it

What a rude word. Do you know what it means?

- I said nobody taught me! - What kind of attitude is this?

You are in the kindergarten and must obey the rules

Don't contradict the Principal!

I don't want to go to kindergarten. I want to go to school

I wouldn't regard leaving the kindergarten as a happy event

This is happiest, the most carefree time of your life

You can never come back to it

You'll understand it when you grow up.

All right?

Put Qiang in solitary confinement

He cannot talk to any classmate without permission, and vice versa

Isolate him

Qiang hit me

I've told you to ignore him. Return to your position

Listen carefully, Qiang has been disobedient

You are not allowed to pay any attention to him

Beiyan, why are you crying?

What's wrong?

Now, now, don't cry. Go back to sleep

Why are you smiling at me?

Who smiled at you?

How shameless you are!

I'm laughing at a dog!

From now on you are allowed to join the others

Follow tightly

I'm out of line. Report me to the teachers!

Qiang!

Qiang!