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Stay on the beacon! Manolo, we lost the beacon.

My God! My God!

What's our heading? I don't know.

We lost all navigation.

Pull the nose up! I can't!

Come on, pool is closed, everyone. Out of the water.

Stow that gear and get out of here.

Get these divers out of the water. Let's go, let's go. Come on, back here.

Taking too long. Watch your step. Here you go.

Assholes and elbows, that's all. You all right?

Where's that fat guy's weight belt? That's coming out of your pay, Jared.

Would you shut up for two seconds?

If I wanted that kind of lip, I'd drop my fly. Let's go.

What about my weight belt? Those are 60 bucks a pop.

You want me to take that out of your paycheck?

I'll tell you what, Bob. I got him in, you get him out.

Here at the Atlantis, we have the largest marine habitat in the world.

The nurse sharks in this habitat grow up to 14 feet...

...and feed differently than most other sharks.

They suck in their prey with one powerful inhalation...

...and they swallow it pretty much whole.

Do you guys hear that? Yeah.

Did you ever get bit?

Yeah, Gina here got a little too frisky with me one day last year.

But for the most part, shark attacks are

just a simple case of mistaken identity.

Hey, Boone.

What's your daddy up to?

Hey. Hey.

Smells good over there. What?

Smells good in there.

Yeah, that's my famous chili and corn bread.

What?

Last time you made your chili and corn bread...

...your ex-girlfriend was here.

Then, the time before that, you brought home a pregnant...

...flea-infested, three-legged dog.

Last time a storm came through here, like that last one...

Kam Jackson... You remember Kam Jackson?

Found that golden cross, remember, on the north side of the island?

That hurricane that came through moved so much sand...

...who knows how many shipwrecks it uncovered?

So this is where your chili comes in?

I'm saying I should be out prospecting.

Quit your job?

No, I was fired, but it's all part of the plan.

I'm just gonna get this thing going, get the boat shaped up...

...make a big find, and we'll live the rest of our lives on our own clock.

I thought we already were. Yeah, but we'll be rich.

You okay?

Here, let me see.

I'm all right.

Honey... Stinking boat.

You know I'd live on this broken boat with you, right?

I love it when you say stuff like that.

Hey. Hey.

You guys okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, we're good, man. Just plugging a few holes, you know?

Sea Robin looks great. Yeah, we just finished it.

We got her out to sea before the storm hit.

We've been working every day since. What are you looking for?

They found the Titanic. You didn't hear?

Oh, you mean the one with the dishes?

No, I only hunt for stuff that comes in gold and silver. You know that.

Hey, Sam.

Here.

Found it this morning where we were blowing a site.

Maybe this guy can find a stone to put in that thing.

Hey, I'm sorry about your boat. You want my guy to take a look at it?

I think it's looking good. Got it under control.

All right. Well, the least I can do is offer.

Word on the water is you're out of work.

You can always come back and work for me.

No. I got my own thing going now.

But if you wanna subcontract me, that's cool.

We can work something out. Like a fifty-fifty thing, you know?

You don't just take a rowboat out and find a treasure chest filled with gold.

It took me almost 10 years of scraping till I found my first haul.

Hey, I mean what I say.

You need help getting back in the water, let me know.

Move it out. Hey, Quinn.

You wanna come work for a real captain, you let me know, all right?

Are you a captain now? You know, the water goes outside of the boat.

We'll see you, Sam.

You know I can't slave for Bates again.

I know that.

There's no way I'm gonna bust my ass while he gets rich.

Meanwhile, he's blasting holes in the reef.

I just don't operate that way. I know, honey.

I just want you to be happy, okay?

You know that.

Yeah? Yeah.

Welcome to the Bahamas. It's a pleasure having you here.

Thank you. Welcome to paradise.

It's a pleasure having you here, sir.

It's a pleasure having me here too. Thank you.

Business or pleasure?

Come on, bro, what do you think?

Enjoy your stay.

No way.

It's Mr. OG Wannabe.

What's up, you scruffy little beach rat?

Okay.

I'm gonna throw your ass right now. Watch.

Go to sleep, go to sleep. Okay, okay.

All right.

You've been spending too much time in court.

Wait, hold on, hold on. Don't move for a second.

Oh, that feels really good.

You sick-ass.

What's up? Good to see you.

Good to see you too, bro. How's New York treating you?

It's paying me. A lot of bad guys need defending, I defend them.

That's what I do. That's still a scary thought.

Oh, my God. Can I get a what-what and a side of french fries?

Look at that body. It's ridiculous. Holy shit.

How much have you missed me? Oh, every minute.

Oh, my God, it's so tight too. It's like that everywhere, even.

It's good to see you, Sam. If we had met first, you and I...

...things would be a lot different, you know.

Easy, cheesy.

Anyway. Okay, so you must be Lisa?

Who's Lisa? Yeah, who the hell is Lisa?

Amanda. Amanda.

Amanda. Hi, Amanda. I'm Sam.

Welcome to the Bahamas. Hi. Nice to meet you, Sam.

I'm Jared. Amanda.

Sorry about that. Let's go. These guys are ridiculous.

You're such an idiot. Decent save. You did good.

No, that was horrible.

I love the Caribbean.

Too hot to wear shirts, too hot to wear pants...

...and we're two hot young ladies.

You dive? Yeah, I can keep up.

So how long you known this one for?

I don't know, about 14 hours now.

Picked her up last night at The Mercer...

I picked you up last night. Don't start lying already.

So you and Bryce. I think I'm in love. Serious.

I'm not serious.

The guy who owned this place got hit with 44 counts of racketeering...

...and money laundering. Our firm represented him.

This is how he floated the bill. You gotta be kidding me.

Boat problem? No problem. Boat and skis come with the crib.

We get the boat? You know how Daddy does it.

We get the boat? We get the boat.

We get the boat! We get the boat!

Let's see it, bro, come on. Oh, my gosh.

There he goes.

How you like me now?

That was so hot.

How sick was that? That was amazing.

Where are we? It's our secret spot.

Amazing, isn't it?

Shark, dude. Get out of the water. There's a shark.

Come on.

Jared, get out. It's a shark.

Come on, swim. Swim to me, swim to me, Jared, swim to me.

Get out, get out. Come on, come on, get out.

What are you laughing at? Get out. There are sharks everywhere, look.

Give me my mask and my fins real quick.

You... No, you don't need a mask. There's a shark. He looks like Jaws.

Get out. Yeah, but I lost my watch.

You lost...? You need an arm to wear a watch.

Would you get out of the water, stupid?

Sam gave me it for my birthday. I don't care. Sam, get...

What are you doing? They're just curious.

Curious as to what? As to what? What his ass tastes like?

Dude, get out. Seri... Oh, my God, look at that. That shark.

Hold on. Hold. Sam, what is he doing?

Right there, right there.

You cool?

Don't do that. Come on, don't do that.

It's not funny? No.

Look. Look what I found.

No way. That's a rock, honey.

Three-minute breath-hold and the guy comes up with a rock.

I mean, what are the odds of that? Wait till I tell the boys at the office.

No, that's a ballast stone, man.

Ships used to carry them in their hull.

Wow, right. Well, I got a box of Cohibas...

...and some rum from back in the day over on the land part of Earth. Let's...

Let's handle it over there, you know?

He always finds these things. It's the ship that's always missing.

Help me out. Let's get back in the water before the sun goes down.

Really? You think there's something down there?

I don't know. Grab your stuff.

Hold on. Are you insane?

You think I'm going back in there with those things? I'm mad at you.

They're not aggressive. It's tiger sharks you should avoid.

Yeah, she's right. Those tiger sharks are bad news.

Those are the ones that are furry and have the stripes on them.

That was a joke. He's funny now, this guy. Okay.

Yeah, no, I'm not getting in the water.

It's gold, right?

You find something?

Yeah.

What? A plane.

Like an airplane?

Yeah, like an airplane.

Well, that's odd.

How many of these do you think are down there?

I don't know, enough bricks to build a house.

A multimillion-dollar cocaine palace.

With a pool and a waterfall and a giraffe nibbling on the front yard.

How about a prison cell with no sunlight for 10 years?

Yeah, we're out of here.

Jared, what about this?

What-y-what-what? Come on, Amanda, don't be stupid.

Oh, we're not gonna get caught. You're right, we're not.

Come on. It's for us. Come on, relax.

I am. We'll save it for a rainy day.

Or a rainy month. Come on, seriously.

Maybe a sunny day? Let me see it real quick.

Hey, Sam. Come here. Hey. Wait, wait.

Come here, come here. Sam, Sam, stop.

Let's just let the defense present its case for a second.

All right. I don't do drugs.

I hate drugs. Sure.

But throwing this away, I don't know. Maybe I object. Silly, right?

Throwing it away, doesn't it seem silly?

Throwing it in the... In the ocean?

Trash? Wait, let me see this.

I think, you know, it would be... What are you doing?

It's going away.

Really? Yeah.

Wow, that's intense.

That's a new boat, Jared.

That's a new b... Threw away a new boat. Okay.

We're out of here. Threw a new boat into the ocean.

You guys are a lot of fun.

You're gonna keep this, though, right?

Yep. Jackass.

Okay, good.

What do you think, Jared? You think there's more treasure down there?

Big storms bring big treasure. Oh, good. What does that mean?

What she's saying is that hurricanes like the one that came through here...

...sometimes what they do is they sift stuff out that's been buried.

Good, so we go back tomorrow and we dig.

Not if we report that plane crash.

The place will turn into a crime scene.

Coast Guard, DEA. They'll be all over it and we'll never get near it again.

What happened to "finders keepers, losers weepers"?

The law down here doesn't play by those rules.

See, the thing of it is, you have to file a claim.

In order to file a claim, you have to identify the wreck.

We have to be able to name what it was and where it came from.

So like I keep saying, we go down tomorrow and we dig and we find out.

What about the plane? What about the plane?

We found bodies. Don't you think we should tell someone?

They're drug dealers, Sam. They're not missionaries...

...flying care packages to starving kids in Africa. Okay?

Don't worry. Their girlfriends will have new pimps...

...before the milk in the refrigerator goes bad. It's fine.

Don't you think somebody wants their lost luggage?

I'm sure that they do, I'm sure that they do.

All the more reason we need to keep our mouths closed.

Yeah, because, you know, loose lips, they sink ships.

That's right, baby. Loose lips do sink ships.

Now, look, what we do is we go down, we identify the wreck...

...and then we call in the plane.

Right? Unless... Unless you don't have a problem with somebody else...

...laying claim on your treasure.

These aren't like those shipwrecks you have at the bottom of a fish tank.

I mean, it could be spread all over the ocean floor.

She's right.

But, Sam, I really think we can do this.

And the equipment we need and don't have?

That's where Mr. Deep Pockets comes in.

Right? That's right.

The Kid.

The bottom line is we could spend the rest of our lives...

...waiting for another opportunity like this.

All right. What?

All right. Come on, excitement, a little bit.

Can we have some fun...? Under one condition.

Fine. We report that plane...

...as soon as we can make a claim...

...and we stay the hell away from it until then.

Don't look at me.

Come on, guys. I'll just stay here and suck on my thumb...

...while you play Pirates of the Caribbean.

All right, one more thing, though.

Not a word to anyone.

Okay?

Got it, got it, got it. We're good. Can we drink to this, please?

We're gonna be rich, people. Cheers, big ears.

Cheers. Cheers to being loaded.

Check it out, though, I need a... I need a compressor...

...air lifts, four sets of AGA gear, hookah rigs.

You got all that? Ain't no thing.

No? What about a boat that's already dialed in with electronics?

Not a problem. Please don't put me on hold.

I need a magnetometer, I need a side scan sonar.

I can set you up with that whole boat over there.

Sonar, blower, the whole ball of wax, man.

But you gotta pay.

How much? Thirty grand.

Hello? Hello? Are you there?

What's he doing? He's tripping me out.

No, he's the bank. He's putting together the funds. Thirty grand?

Thirty grand. I'll give you two weeks.

I'll carry the note. You do good, you get the toys.

What do you mean, a meeting? He's a criminal.

Criminals don't have meetings.

Look, no, don't hang... What's up?

I can't believe this guy. The nerve. I cannot understand it.

I basically saved this guy's life.

Ten years at Leavenworth, and I get him off.

He can't float me a couple thousand dollars.

So, what are you saying?

You don't have any money? You're tapped out?

Dude, I told you about Vegas. But you told me it was no big deal.

You told me it wasn't a problem. I lied. Yeah.

I lied. I got a pride problem. Why didn't you tell me that?

Tell you what? What do you wanna hear, my sob story?

Here it is, Jared. I borrowed money from the wrong people.

I took out a loan and now I'm really weighed down.

Yeah, you should've told me you didn't have any money.

You gonna float my marker?

You gonna cash in all your Subway stamps?

I'm just...

Why didn't you tell me, bro?

Why did we come here if you don't have any money?

Wasting our time.

This is bullshit.

Bye.

Hey, it's me.

I got some info that might kick you in the balls and make you cough.

Yo, check this out.

Look. Where's Amanda?

She's with you. Give me your tank.

What's going on? Give me a tank.

She's not with you?

Give me that tank. Come on. Jesus Christ.

Come on. Tank, tank, tank.

What are you doing in here? What do you think I'm doing?

I was looking for your stupid ship.

I turned around, and you disappeared. So I came in here looking for you.

What? I told you to stay away from the plane.

I didn't take anything.

You wanna search me? Here, go ahead.

We're out of here.

Salt water converts silver into silver sulfide...

...and electrolytic reduction reverses the process.

Whatever, bro. Just hurry up and turn it back into treasure.

It's an old cap-and-ball. That's a old-school gun right there.

Let me see that. See the hammer, the trigger?

What is this...? These markings?

Give it to the Mexican. What does that say?

You're such an ass.

That's not Spanish. Let me see it.

Oh, it's Latin. "Sic semper tyrannis."

"Thus always a tyrant."

What? Catholic boarding school.

So, what, it's a Roman ship?

Seventeenth-century Indian dagger? I don't think so.

No, this is an American ship.

Here it is, right here.

"Sic semper tyrannis: Thus ever to tyrants."

You were close. "The motto of Virginia..."

...said to have been shouted by John Wilkes Booth...

"...after he had assassinated Abraham Lincoln in 1865."

Jared. Check this out.

Doesn't that look like a map of New Providence?

That's this island, right? Yeah.

Silver powder horn.

Silver horn and two silver guns. What?

"Later they confirmed it was the slave-pirate...

...by the silver horn and two silver guns he was never without."

And this was his, right here.

Whose? Tillman Thorp's.

The runaway slave turned pirate. He was crazy. He ran the Everglades.

He and his crew were gnarly. They ate alligators, drank lead...

...pissed musket balls, gave the Confederates hell. It was like revenge.

He just worked them.

So this is Snoop Dogg Silver.

These are the homies over here, chilling.

Look at that guy drinking a 40. Chilling?

Chilling. Yeah.

So, what do you think we got?

Some Confederate flags and old Skynyrd tapes down there or what?

No, I don't think we found his ship. I think we found the Zephyr.

Yeah? Yeah.

The Zephyr was a clipper ship owned by this wealthy...

...French trader, lived in New Orleans.

The war broke out, and he freaked out.

He takes his ship, family, throws them on board.

His antiques, valuables, gold, silver, whatever he's got, on board.

They try to make a beeline for France.

Okay, but Mr. Two Guns and a Horn here screws up his itinerary, right?

The ship wasn't all he took. He also took the Frenchman's daughter.

He kidnapped her? No. She ran away with him.

Long after the ship was sunk...

...they were spotted living together in Eleuthera.

Oh, my God, this is a fairy tale.

They knew the French would catch up...

...so they sunk the ship to throw them off their trail.

Right. Gave up the gold for a girl.

Stop kissing. First of all, it's disgusting.

Stop kissing. No self-respecting pirate would do that, okay?

That's ridiculous. Ten-to-one, this guy got so deep...

...into that fine, white, French "poo-needy"...

"Needy"? "Needada," that he took his eyes...

...off the road and crashed, splash, right into a rock.

Guys. That's what happened.

This is my new Romeo, right here. It's reality.

I really don't care what happened.

The bottom line is, the Zephyr's down there.

And if we found it...

...we have hit the mother lode of mother lodes.

What kind of mother lode are we talking about here? For real. Reality.

Tens of millions.

In 1861.

Sounds like hundreds of millions. More.

That's insane.

Okay, this is the hook, though.

If we want it to be ours, clean and clear...

...like, legal, no ifs, ands or buts...

...we have to come up with something that says "the Zephyr" on it. Anything.

No, no. What we need to do...

...is figure out what thousands of millions divided by four equals.

That's what we need to figure out.

God, it's so crazy. I can't imagine.

Hey, Amanda, you're gonna stay topside.

Why?

Because you need to keep an eye open for visitors.

Well, I still get my cut, right? Of course, baby.

We're all equal partners.

All right. I'll stay up here and I will work on my tan.

Tie on.

Everything okay out here?

Yeah. Yeah. You sure?

Yeah, you know, just trying to even out my naughty bits.

Can you cover yourself up, miss?

Sure.

Do you have any drugs or weapons on board?

No, I don't. This is Bahamian water.

We have the right to search the boat.

Sir, I found something.

Looks like prescription drugs to me.

Are these yours?

No, they're not mine.

What's your name, miss?

Amanda.

Yo, is everything cool?

Jared? Hey.

Yeah, everything is cool. I didn't recognize the boat.

Yeah, it's a friend of mine's.

Hey, Sam, how you doing? Hey, Roy.

Good.

How's Allison and Emily? They're good, good.

All right, guys, wrap it up.

Roy, this is my friend, Bryce.

Hey, Bryce. How you doing?

That's Amanda up there. We met. How you doing?

What happened to your friend's arm?

Oh, I just... Got a little too close to the fire coral.

Better wrap that up good.

Why didn't you have a "diver down" flag?

Yeah, I know, I just... I got lazy, man, you know.

There's not a lot of boat traffic out here, just a bunch of jellyfish.

And drug traffickers. Flying their planes in from Colombia...

...dropping loads in the water. You know. Boat like this...

We just saw a shark fin and, I don't know, I couldn't resist.

Wanted to show these mainlanders a real shark.

Yeah. Didn't really think too much about it.

Right. Nice. Yeah.

Came a little too close. I almost pissed in my Speedo.

You crazy. If I saw a shark...

...I'd be like Jesus of Nazareth and run across that water.

You hear what I'm saying?

All right, brother. All right, girl.

Can't wait to see the girls. All right.

Take care of that arm.

I will. See you, Roy.

All right, guys, let's go. Bye, guys. Have a good day.

Bye. Bye, boys. Thanks.

If everything pans out correctly, we're gonna be doing a fifty-fifty split.

That's half for me, and half for you and Sam.

Well, what do you mean? Don't say it. Do not say it.

Amanda? Not family. You, I? Family. Amanda, not family.

You'd cu...? You'd cut her out? Yeah.

Guaranteed, she's telling everyone. She's gonna talk?

Yeah. No, if she talks, we'll...

We'll have her in the Special Olympics next year. She's not gonna talk.

Guys.

Let's go. Now. Come on.

What? Protect my ass. Come on.

Hey. I gotta go cool off. What?

Hey, Jared. Hey, what's up, Danny?

Listen, some pointy-looking dreads been asking for you.

It was freaking me out a little.

They was all up in my mouth, like, you know, "Where you been diving?"

"Who you been hanging out with?" What did you tell them?

I didn't say shit. I don't know nothing.

I got your back, dog. Trust me on that.

But they don't look like they from around here, that's for sure.