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- Okay.
- Aah.
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Listen, I'm gonna be moving out, so you
are gonna be in charge of paying the rent.
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- Right, and when is that due?
- First of the month.
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And that's every month?
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No, just the months
you actually want to live here.
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Ah.
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Okay, here's the phone bill.
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Oh, my God!
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That's our phone number.
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Look, I know I kind of sprung this whole
me-moving-out-on-you thing.
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- So why don't I just cover you for a while?
- No, no. No way.
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Joey Tribbiani does not take charity...
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...anymore.
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- It's not charity, Joe.
- No, forget it.
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Okay? I mean, thanks, but I'm done
taking money from you.
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All right? I can take care of myself.
Now, what's next? Come on.
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Okay, uh, here's the electric bill.
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- This is how much we pay for electric?
- Well, yeah.
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[GRUMBLES]
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CHANDLER: So we'll do the rest
of the bills later, then?
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So is Joey gonna have to give up
the apartment?
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I hope not. I tried to offer him money,
but he wouldn't take it.
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How much do you think he needs?
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I figure $1500 would cover him
for a few months, you know...
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...but I have to trick him into
taking it so I don't hurt his pride.
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Yeah. Well, why don't you hire him
as an actor?
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You could have him dress up
and put on little skits whenever you want.
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Well, that would help the pride thing.
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- Hey.
CHANDLER: Hey.
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Wow, you look great.
Do you wanna move in with me tomorrow?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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What do you girls
have planned for tonight?
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Instead of being sad
that tonight's my last night with Rachel...
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...we thought we'd go out and celebrate:
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Rachel's moving in with Phoebe.
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- And also my birthday. Ha, ha.
- It's not your birthday.
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What a mean thing to say.
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I would never tell you
it was not your birthday.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, so you guys have anything planned
for the big last night?
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Well, instead of just hanging out,
we figure we'd do nothing.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Knicks' season opener tonight.
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I thought maybe you guys
would come and watch it.
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I don't know, Ross.
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Not if you talk about
how you gave up basketball...
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...to become a paleontologist.
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I did give up a career in basketball
to become a paleontologist.
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- Pheebs, I was wondering...
- You're not dressed yet?
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We're supposed to start having fun
in 15 minutes!
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Well, and clearly, not a minute sooner.
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Rachel, you are packed, though, right?
I mean, please tell me you're packed.
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Of course I'm packed. Monica, relax.
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I wanted to ask Phoebe for her opinion
on what I should wear.
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My God, I cannot get a minute of peace.
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Oh, my God.
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Monica's just gonna kill you.
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I know.
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What you're wearing is fine for that.
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You're not packed!
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You're not packed even a little bit.
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Surprise.
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Don't get mad,
because, look, this is what happened.
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So I started packing, and then I realized,
"What am I doing?"
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I am lousy at packing, right?
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But you love packing.
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So as a gift to you on our last night...
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Ta-da.
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I'll be coordinator.
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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I didn't get you anything.
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Oh.
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Look, everybody has to help.
Phoebe, you can help, can't you?
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I have plans.
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- You have plans with us.
- That's right.
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All right. Chandler can make boxes,
Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things.
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- Tell the guys they have to help out.
- Okay.
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MONICA: Okay.
- My God, thank you.
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Hurry! Monica's gonna make you pack.
She's got jobs for everyone.
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Now, it's too late for me,
but save yourselves.
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MONICA:
Okay.
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The movers will be here in 11 hours.
Rachel has not packed.
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Now, everybody has to help. Chandler...
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No, I have plans with Joey.
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- I thought you said you were doing nothing.
- Yes, but for the last time.
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Okay, fine. Now, Ross...
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- Oh, but I can't do it.
- Why not?
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- Don't you have Ben?
- Because I have Ben.
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It's almost 8:00, it's almost past
his bedtime. Where is he?
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He's at a dinner party.
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Is he really coming?
Because I can see into your apartment.
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Of course he is. Uh, what?
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You think I'd just use my son
as an excuse?
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What kind of father do you think I am?
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All right. Sorry.
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I gotta go make a fake Ben.
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Here it is.
Our last pizzas together as roommates.
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I wish I'd known you were gonna do that.
I ordered Chinese.
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Oh. Oh, that's okay.
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Hey, actually, in a way it's kind of nice.
You know?
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Our last dinner together. Me,
bringing the food of my ancestors...
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...you, the food of yours.
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Huh?
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Say, Joe, I had a strange idea
for what to do on our last night.
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What do you say we play a little,
uh, foosball for money?
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Are you crazy? You haven't beaten me once
since my injury-plagued '97 season.
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It'd be easier if you'd
just give me your money.
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Yes, it would.
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Ahem. What do you say to $50?
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- Okay, you're on.
- Okay, let's play.
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The big game. Italy versus...
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...China, apparently.
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Oh, look, it's the Rollerblades.
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Oh, God.
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You remember when we got these?
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No.
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Oh, I guess you weren't there.
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You guys,
we said we were gonna have fun.
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Come on. Hey, ha, ha,
remember the time?
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[LAUGHING]
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You don't remember?
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Sorry, Pheebs.
I guess I'm just really sad that I'm leaving.
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I'm gonna miss you so much.
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Well, this doesn't have to be so sad
though, you know?
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Instead of thinking about how much
you're gonna miss about each other...
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...you should, like, think about
some of the things you're not gonna miss.
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I don't think there's anything.
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Come on, there's gotta be something.
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Nope. She's perfect.
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I have one.
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Good. Great. Okay, you can go first.
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Uh, well, I guess
I'm not gonna miss the fact...
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...that you're never allowed
to move the phone pen. Ha, ha.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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That's a good one.
Okay, Monica, anything?
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You know,
does Rachel move the phone pen?
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- Aw, sometimes.
- Ha, ha.
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Always, actually.
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Good. There you go.
Doesn't everyone feel better?
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[CHUCKLES]
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It's not just the phone pen.
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It's just that I never get my messages.
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You get your messages.
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Well, I don't think it counts
if you have to read them off your hand...
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...after you've fallen asleep
on the couch.
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So you missed a message from who?
Chandler?
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Or your mom?
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Or Chandler?
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Or your mom?
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Great, it worked. No one's sad. Heh.
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- Yes.
- Ah.
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I win again. Ha, ha, that's, like,
500 bucks you owe me. Woo-hoo!
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Man. Five hundred dollars.
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That is a lot of electricity, huh?
Woo-hoo!
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Ooh, I gotta buy some food.
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Okay, okay. Give me a chance
to win my money back. Sudden death...
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...one goal, $1000.
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- You serious?
- Oh, yes.
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Okay.
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- Get ready to owe me.
- Okay.
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Okay, here we go. Ready?
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- No, no, no!
- No, no, no!
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No one can beat me.
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See, now that's why only the little fake men
are supposed to do the kicking.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Ross. See, other people call me.
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Ooh, your brother. Score.
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- What's up?
ROSS [OVER PHONE]: I'm here with Ben.
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Thought we'd say hi.
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- Put him on.
- Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica.
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Oh, I guess he doesn't feel like
talking right now.
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Uh, he's smiling, though.
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Okay, talk to you later.
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I think it was better
when you guys were sad.
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Hey, oh, remember the Rollerblades? Oh.
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You know what else I'm not gonna miss?
"I'm Monica.
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I wash the toilets 17 times a day,
even if people are on it."
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"Hi, I'm Rachel.
Is my sweater too tight? No?
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Oh, I'd better wash it and shrink it."
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"I'm Monica. I don't get phone messages
from interesting people. Ever."
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Hey, I call her.
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"Oh, my God. I love Ross.
I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross."
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"Oh, my God.
I can't find a boyfriend.
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So I guess I'll just stumble across the hall
and sleep with the first guy I find in there."
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Yeah, we should get a move on if we want
to make those dinner reservations.
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Still broken?
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It sucks, man.
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Your last night here, and I lose the two
most important things:
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The foosball table...
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...and $500.
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00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:19,386
Well, you know, there are other ways
you can win back your money.
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00:11:19,553 --> 00:11:22,180
- How about blackjack?
- Ah, not my game.
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Okay, uh, you know what?
We can play a new game.
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- A new game. It's fun.
- What's it called?
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Cups.
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- I don't know how to play Cups.
- I'll teach you. It's really easy and fun.
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- All right.
- Okay, here you go.
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I have two queens.
What do you have?
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- A two and a five.
- Whoa, you win. Fifty dollars.
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah. Okay, let's play again. Ready?
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Ooh!
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- What have you got?
- A four and a nine.
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You're kidding, right?
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- No. Why?
- Well, that's a full cup.
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Damn, I am good at Cups.
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I'm not talking to her.
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One of you has to take the first step...
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...and it should be you because
she's the one who's leaving.
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It's harder for her.
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Maybe you're right.
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But she made fun of my phone pen.
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I know. I took it hard too.
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00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,997
Listen, Rachel,
I feel bad about what happened...
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- What are you doing?
- I'm unpacking.
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- What?
- I'm not moving. Is that picture straight?
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It needs to go about 20 blocks
to the left.
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Hey, you know what?
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You're the one who wants this
big change and move in with Chandler.
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You should go.
Why do I have to leave?
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- Because It's my apartment!
- Well, it's mine too. What else you got?
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How about: You're moving!
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RACHEL: No, no, no.
MONICA: Yes, yes, yes.
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Okay, Monica...
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This is ridiculous.
224
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We should be packing you.
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PHOEBE: Hey, how you guys doing?
RACHEL: Great. Monica's moving.
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I am not!
227
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,671
Oh, really? Well, how come
all your stuff is in this box?
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Okay, you guys, you guys,
I think I know what's going on here.
229
00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,053
Okay? You guys? Stop!
230
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I know that you're acting mad because
you think that will make it easier to leave.
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But deep down, you're still really sad.
Deep, deep down.
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- No, Phoebe, I am mad!
- Well, deep, deep, deep down.
233
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Yeah, I'm just mad.
234
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Then keep running.
235
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You win.
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- What did you have?
- Doesn't matter. Nothing beats...
237
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...a three and a six.
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That, my friend, is "D Cup."
239
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,417
Okay, now,
how much have you won so far?
240
00:13:57,086 --> 00:14:00,088
- Wow. Seven hundred.
- Not 700 exactly?
241
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,715
- Yeah.
- Heh. Double it.
242
00:14:04,051 --> 00:14:06,928
- What?
- Yeah, see, in Cups, once you get $700...
243
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:08,221
...you have to double it.
244
00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,933
- Really?
- Hey, I didn't make up the rules.
245
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:18,189
Okay, so now, after you receive
the doubling bonus, you get, uh, one card.
246
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:22,861
Now, that one card could be worth $100,
which brings your total to 1500.
247
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,362
- Ooh.
- No, no, no.
248
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:28,783
Don't get too excited, because that's not
gonna happen unless you get the... No way.
249
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,038
Well, this is the last box of your clothes.
250
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,166
I'm just gonna label it
"What were you thinking?"
251
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:42,213
Funny, I was just gonna go across
the hall and write that on Chandler.
252
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,927
Okay, you guys, I don't mean
to make things worse, but...
253
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,221
...I don't wanna live
with Rachel anymore.
254
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,974
BOTH: What?
- You're just so mean to each other.
255
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:56,436
And I don't wanna end up like that
with Rachel. I still like you.
256
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:59,647
Well, Phoebe, that's fine
because I'm not moving.
257
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:02,942
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Phoebe, you gotta take her.
258
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,403
You know, I know I said
some bad stuff...
259
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:08,740
...but Rachel does have some qualities
that make her a good roommate.
260
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,366
Oh, really? Like what, Monica?
261
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,955
You know how she has 147,000
pair of boots?
262
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,790
Oh, yeah, good start, Mon.
263
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,002
- She lets you borrow them.
- Yeah.
264
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:23,880
And you stretch them out
with your big old clown feet.
265
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,259
Do you wanna live outside?
Because it's getting cold.
266
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,304
She gets tons of catalogs...
267
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:35,016
...and, um, she'll fold down the pages
of the things she thinks I'd like.
268
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:37,852
- What else?
- Uh...
269
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,979
When I take a shower...
270
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,482
...she leaves me little notes
on the mirror.
271
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,901
Yeah, I do. I do do that.
272
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:49,155
That's nice. I like having things
to read in the bathroom.
273
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,826
When I fall asleep on the couch
after reading...
274
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,038
...she covers me over with a blanket.
275
00:15:57,414 --> 00:16:01,167
Well, you know,
I don't want you to be cold.
276
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,507
And when I told her I was
gonna be moving in with Chandler...
277
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,343
...she was really supportive.
278
00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:14,764
[SOBBING]
You were so great.
279
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,851
You made it so easy.
280
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,647
And now you have to leave.
281
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,525
And I have to live with a boy!
282
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:30,571
It's gonna be fine.
283
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:34,575
Okay, Rachel. Now I can't wait
to live with you.
284
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:36,202
You know what we should do?
285
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,746
Bring Monica, and then
we can all live there together.
286
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,415
We'll have so much fun!
287
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:44,293
But, honey, I think she's moving in
with Chandler.
288
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,004
Oh, that's right.
289
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:47,630
You're still set on that?
290
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,842
Kind of.
291
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,057
Oh, my God.
292
00:16:58,225 --> 00:16:59,392
[PHONE RINGS]
293
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,438
Hello? Hey, Mon.
294
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,815
How's the packing going?
295
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:09,736
Ben? He's fine. Yeah, he's right...
Oh, my God.
296
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:14,449
Get your head out of your shirt there,
son.
297
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,034
What?
298
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:19,328
Yeah, it's a pumpkin. I'll come pack.
299
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,708
Hey.
300
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,210
- What's wrong?
- Ross and I were helping the girls pack...
301
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,339
...took a little break.
I lost $1500 to him in Cups.
302
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:35,011
Wha...? How did you lose at Cups?
303
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,721
The same way you lost.
304
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:41,267
I started out with the king and the
queen. Bam. Ross gets a two and a three.
305
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:45,229
Then I get a jack and a king.
Boom. Ross gets a four and five.
306
00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:48,649
Even Ross was getting the Cup card,
the D Cup...
307
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:54,572
...the sitting-down bonus. Meanwhile,
I didn't even get a half cup. Nothing.
308
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,948
Oh, man.
309
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,201
He never played before either.
310
00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:02,288
You know what I think? I think
beginner's luck, very important in Cups.
311
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,792
Let's just play one more hand.
One more hand.
312
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:09,712
No, no more. I cannot lose another dime.
I'm serious this time.
313
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,299
In fact, look. There's...
I wanna give you something, okay?
314
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,302
And let me give it to you now
before I pawn it for Cups money.
315
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,183
Now, I want you to have
the big, white dog...
316
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:27,146
...as a... Kind of a thank-you for being
such a great roommate.
317
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,775
I can't take the big, white dog.
You love it.
318
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,402
It's "him." Not "it."
319
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,115
Well, what if I bought it from you,
you know?
320
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,451
And then your nice gesture would be
giving it to me at a reasonable price.
321
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,328
Say $1500?
322
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,917
Wait a second.
I see what you're trying to do here.
323
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,294
You're trying to give me money again.
324
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,463
When did I try to give you money?
325
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,465
Before, over there with the bills.
326
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,510
You tried to give me charity,
I said no, you dropped it.
327
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,804
Okay, then we had a nice
last night together.
328
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,558
We had some fun, we gambled, nobody
tried to give anybody any money.
329
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,563
Now, out of the blue,
you start with the charity thing again.
330
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:12,525
I'm just trying to help you out, okay?
I wanna make sure that you're okay.
331
00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,819
I will be okay. Look, Chandler.
332
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,990
You gotta get it out of your head
that I can't take care of myself, okay?
333
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:23,452
Look, I'm not gonna miss you
helping me out with money.
334
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,080
The only thing I'm gonna miss...
335
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,082
...is you.
336
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,295
And now the dog.
337
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,595
MONICA:
Hey.
338
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:43,431
- Call me when you get there, okay?
- Okay.
339
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,391
I'm really gonna miss you.
340
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,442
Oh, I have your key.
341
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,029
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
342
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:07,663
Oh, God, this is silly.
I'm gonna see you in a couple of hours.
343
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:10,416
Bye, house.
344
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:11,709
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
345
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,048
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
346
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,656
Hey.
347
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:45,743
- She really left.
- I know.
348
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,666
- Thank you.
- No problem, roomie.
349
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,801
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
350
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,512
What the hell is that dog doing here?
351
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:12,311
I invented the game of Cups
as a way to give Joey money.
352
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:15,982
- And now you want that money back?
- Exactly.
353
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,526
Chandler, what kind of idiot
do you take me for?
354
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,904
It's not a real game. I made it up.
355
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:25,241
I'm sorry you lost your money.
But I won it fair and square.
356
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,118
At a fake game!
357
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,663
Now, if you wanna try
to make some of it back...
358
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:34,083
...I'd be glad to play you for it.
But I should warn you.
359
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:37,712
I am very good at Cups.
360
00:21:38,422 --> 00:21:42,174
Okay, now, I assume the saucer card
came up when you played last?
361
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:44,302
- No.
- Hmm.
362
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,054
Let's see if it comes up this time.
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