Original subtitles

The stories in this film are based on anonymous narrations

Broadcast in "The Sentimental Teaser"

on Rock & Pop Radio, between January, 1997

and October, 1998.

Give a name to the dick:

The Turkey's Neck. The One-Eyed Chinese.

The 21st Finger. The Leather Syringe.

The Sentimental Teaser

THE SENTIMENTAL TEASER

The Movie

- What happened to you? - Forget it. Not today.

I'm in a hurry, man.

Let's talk some other day!

See you then!

Good afternoon, kind audience of The Sentimental Teaser

in Rock & Pop Radio, you're all very welcome.

Do we already have a call, Big Bones?

- Hello! - Hello, Rumpy! - Who's there?

I'm Juan, but they call me "John",

'cause I play songs from John Lennon, so...

Hey, hey... Why are you calling, dude?

Oh, yeah. Thing is I'm not from Santiago, I'm from Conce,

but I study here. So I met this very hot chick,

and I became enthusiastic...

Hey, Juan, you know when the fruit's good, boobs nibble.

How did you meet her?

One day I was in the lodge's patio playing guitar,

'cause you know, I play the guitar and sing like John...

Hey, c'mon cut it out, hurry the snails!

Well I was sitting under my favorite tree, having a beer,

when suddenly...

First Act THE LOVER

Sorry, I didn't mean it.

Are you throwing me sweets?

You mean, if I'm playing the sweet?

No way! What's your name?

Juan. But they call me John, 'cause I sing like John Lennon.

What's yours?

Claudia. What do you do?

I study advertising, for TV, stuff like that.

You could be a model.

Honestly.

Hey, do you play anything from Silvio?

I first thought it was the radio on, or a tape.

I'm falling!

- What are you standing on? - On Mr. Albino!

Hey, look how they have you, on all fours.

I better go!

Where do you live?

Right in front.

Hey, I'm alone, do you want to come so we'll sing Silvio?

- I can't. - Why?

My husband will arrive.

- I'll come another day. - Sure!

So I thought to myself, if the chick turns,

I'll get lucky for sure.

- So, what happened? - She turned around, man!

The chick was really hot, but crazy,

even Mr. Albino wanted her.

Come here!

Come!

Excuse me. Nice place!

Do you like Claudia?

She's nice.

- She's beautiful. - Yeah, beautiful.

She's smelly, soft, she's...

She's hot!

Yeah, hot.

She's married!

Well, I'm not jealous.

Her husband's a bad guy.

He's got a gun, and he's as bad as damn he's bad!

He's a monster! - Really?

Do you have another...

Hey, I warned you.

Don't go around crying then, I warned you.

Look, Mr. Albino, last thing I'd do

is to get involved with a married chick.

You got classy, Juan.

That's the sailor's way.

If you piss against the wind, you end up wet.

That's the way I ended up, Rumpy.

One question, did you shout out a Viva Chile?

Of course! Third degree, third and half...

What do you mean third and a half? Wait.

Oh, yeah, now I got it! Heavy!

So we met for two months, everyday,

I even had to set the clock to get up and punch in.

I opened the window and there she was,

saying goodbye to the deer. She waited until he left,

a glance, and to my duty.

At that point I was used to it and knew all the tricks.

You showed off, barefoot on the street,

you kind of went crazy, man! Kind of relaxed!

By then I didn't bother getting dressed, what for?

Besides, at that point I knew the house,

well, almost.

You're here, baby. What happened to you?

Looks like someone watered the yard.

- How are you? - Fine!

- Excuse me... - Come here...

Cold feet...

Fucking car!

Hold it, hold it!

What happened, honey?

The car stopped in the corner and couldn't make it run again!

- Not again! - Again!

Hey, baby, don't you say hello?

What are you looking for, honey?

Sparking plugs, honey. I'm sure I had them somewhere.

You oughta be kidding! She gave you the cigarette?

She's the best!

That's nothing, Rumpy. Things got worse, dude.

Have you seen a green bag?

- The one your mother gave you? - Right!

It's under the bed.

Here it is!

Here it is! I knew I had it!

Daddy, when are you gonna change that car?

As soon as I can, dear, as soon as I can. I gotta go!

Kiss, kiss!

Hey, will you bring me meat pies?

- Sure, honey. - Those from the other place.

- The one in front. - Sure, the one in front.

Bye, honey, I'm late.

Hi'!

You know, Rumpy, I think the chick is an addict, get it?

Addicted to the turkey's neck, you mean.

Yeah, also. But she's addicted

to adrenaline, danger like...

Melts her ice cream. But you know what, man?

For some reason the gondola's horse doesn't like jumping.

So, what else?

Things went on, man, until one day...

I got you, bastards!

Lalo, I can explain all this!

No, you can't explain nothing at all!

I'm gonna give this an end, right now!

Wait, wait, wait...

I can forgive you anything, but I can't forgive

your not taking care...

using a good condom!

Lalo!

You do love me. Not like him!

3rd Degree.

Effective protection against AIDS.

Having a nightmare, honey?

Any guilt problem?

So you began to go crazy.

You know, man, I was exhausted.

I'd say I was stressed from fucking so much.

Like the Rumpy's way!

So? - First I was kind of in love,

but at that point I was worn out.

Baby, if you want breakfast, Lalo brought bread.

It's on the table.

Hey, close the door well, don't let Aids run away.

Thing is I started to go heavily crazy.

Apart from the nightmares I began to imagine things,

I heard voices, man.

Look at the scoundrel!

Did you oversleep?

Next time you'll leave with the condom on, man!

You'll be condemned!

And you? Still undressed?

I feel sick and no one could go and buy medicine for me,

so I went to buy myself.

Got a letter for you. From your old man.

And... don't uncover your feet!

Get well!

Asshole!

Dear Juanito: I'm sending this ticket for you to come

on Friday. We're celebrating your grandmother's 80 years.

The whole family is coming, it will be an event.

You know what? I'm gonna kill the pig...

Thank God my old man saved me.

It was as if someone had thrown me in the towel.

Well, I finally got to my lands.

My old man and my small brother, the "Flea",

we call him like that 'cause he's a pain in the ass,

went to pick me up.

- Cut it out, you hear me? - He started, it's his fault!

Why don't you guys behave?

Stop it, all of you!

Careful!

Give it to me!

It's not that hot! Look.

Leave the eggs here. Wait, what is it?

- Can I have some or not? - Have some!

That's what I'll do.

And you? Aren't you gonna eat?

Aren�t you gonna eat? C'mon, have some eggs.

It'll do you good. Have some eggs!

There it is!

So, do you have a chick?

- Do you have a chick or not? - He does!

Mind your own business, you nosy!

Give me that.

- Do you have or not? - What's her name?

Claudia.

So you're going steady. Tell me, is she a classmate?

You're in love, I got you!

She's a neighbor.

Don't tell me.

She's married.

Yeah, sure. No problem.

What if they catch you, asshole?!

He won't!

All I needed is you bringing me trouble from Santiago!

Listen to me. If they catch you, I'll screw you!

I'll screw you, asshole!

No more advertising, no more college.

I'll bring you back here to work with me

in the butcher's shop, you hear me, asshole?!

What is it?

I got burned with the kettle.

So, how is she?

I bet she's very hot!

Married women are the horniest!

And they love taking it from behind!

She's got a dog called Aids.

You gotta be careful with that.

- I know, I know... - You cannot play with that...

It's very dangerous, too dangerous!

How dared you tell your old man!

He's an old man, he's got no memory!

I thought he'd be proud of me.

But the problem was "Flea", my brother, he's a real pain...

So?!!! Don't be a wet rag, Juan!

Alright. You know life in the country is hard.

Stop scratching your balls!

I need you to go to town and pick up your aunt Lastenia.

- What? - Your aunt Lastenia!

But I've seen her like twice in my life,

how am I gonna recognize her?

Take the car and go to the station,

there's no way you won't recognize her.

C'mon, go!

Where do you think you're going? - I'm going with you.

- C'mon, get down. - You get me down.

Alright, get in front.

Be quiet.

I won't buy you no ice-cream, hear me?

Hey, did your aunt Lastenia have them big?

No way, man, she's an old lady.

Well, thing is I didn't remember my aunt,

nor my cousin.

You are Juan!!!

You haven't changed a bit!

Same dull face!

Who's this kiddo?

This is Luchin.

Lalo, come see Juan!

Hi', how are you?

Do you remember Lalo, Juan?

You don't, aren't you a fool?

This is my little brother, we call him "Flea".

Hi', champ.

This is my wife Claudia.

Hi', how do you do?

I'm sorry!

This is my brother "Flea", the pain in the ass.

Hi, little flea.

Hey, I know you.

Yeah, you live in front of us.

In the students lodge.

Lalo, this is John Lennon!

Remember I told you there's a guy who sings beautifully?

This is him! - So you're "John Lennon"?

Living so close you could've come over!

We came singing "Wandering Bird" the whole way here!

You're exactly like my mother!

Come here, I wanna show you something!

Damn! Come here, I'll show you the pig.

God, she was after you!

And why so scared, champ?

Man, I tell you, the chick was crazy!

Yeah, but you were the local,

you should've set down the rules.

I did, I stood firm and set the rules right there.

What a nice house you have, Juan!

Listen to me. This is my house.

My house, you get it?

I made a mistake, You made one also,

but let's stop it, alright?

My Dad, my mom, your man who's my cousin are here.

This is too much, you get it?

Knock it off!

You're crazy!

Easy, man! Calm down!

Calm, calm, wash your hands...

Calm, calm, wash your hands...

Alright!

- It's busy! - Open up, honey! It's me!

Honey, it's me! Damn, she's crazy!

Hey, fuck head, get lost!

Get lost, will you?

Hey, if you don't let me in I'll go out there screaming!

Just wait and see my show!

Cut it out!

Don't exaggerate!

C'mon, this is my house!

- You're crazy! - You know what? You're too nervous.

C'mon, stop it, stop it...

I'll tell you what: We really had a great time together,

but this is too much.

But, wait, just concentrate.

Just once, just once...

- Hey, are you in there? - No!

- What are you doing? - Shit!

Hey, isn't Lalo's wife really hot?

What's her name?

She's saved just 'cause she's your cousin!

- Hey! - What?!

What are you doing?

What do you think I'm doing?

You're taking a shit!

Hurry up, lunch's ready!

- I'm coming! - "I'm coming"!

Cool!!!

A press conference in your house's bathroom,

with champagne and all, dude!

More than crazy, she's the best,

she's the woman of your life, you can't let her go!

Stop it!

Don't be disrespectful to your grandmother!

Tell me, Lastenia, how are things in Santiago,

'cause this guy doesn't tell anything, does he, mom?

Things are well, except for the smog, the traffic jams,

the drug problem, the unemployment, low salaries,

consumption...

I bet you have a dog, Lalo.

Yeah, a female dog.

Actually, it's from Claudia, my wife.

What's her name?

Aids.

- No! - Yeah, it's true, uncle.

But the rest is very well. The serious problem

is the lack of communication between people.

Hey, what's wrong with your dad?

He gets like that when he gets mad.

And he's really mad,

'cause Juan is fucking Claudia,

this guy's wife,

so he's fucking his cousin's wife.

What a coincidence, isn't it?

You need anything?

Cool, man!

You know, Rumpy? Nothing happened.

You got off easy, man.

I thought it's better to play dumb,

and since everyone knows "Flea� is a pain in the ass,

they all thought it was a kid�s joke.

Hey, dude, can I ask you something?

Why did you call? To show off, or what?

I just thought, I have to tell this to Rumpy.

Ah, you had it!

Hey, you got off easy, champ, but here's a song for you.

If you want just hum it. Alright, bye!

Alright, guys, we're back here

in The Sentimental Teaser, on the Rock & Pop Radio.

- Hello? - Hello?

- Who's speaking? - Hello, Rumpy...

C'mon, what's the matter? What's your name?

Carmen.

Carmen, what's wrong with you?

I'm not okay. I don't know what's the matter.

I don't know.

But think, why did you call?

'Cause I'm gonna die!

But, easy, just think we're all gonna die someday.

No one gets outta here alive.

What do you need?

Thing is, my sister, I still can't believe it...

Wait, Carmen, listen to me, listen,

let's start from the beginning.

What do you do, Carmen? Try to talk to me.

Like, blow your nose.

- What do you... - I'm sorry, Rumpy.

Forget it, what do you do?

- I study architecture. - Cool!

Yesterday I was working in a maquette, and to rest a while

I went to buy cigarettes, and when I came back...

Second Act SECRETS

Where's your brother?

Tell me where he is, or you'll pay for this,

where's your brother? - It wasn't me!

So tell me where's your brother!

Get outta there and tell me why you did what you did!

Do you realize what you've done?

You've no idea of what you've done!

I don't know what my sister did to deserve to have

kids as stupid as you two!!!

Stand up, stand up and tell me why you did this!!!

Tell me why you did it, in clear words tell me

why you did it?!!!

It took me one week to do this,

you destroyed my work...

Oh, you're here.

They screwed this I have to give tomorrow,

see what they did, - What happened?

Alicia, what do you mean what happened?

I'm telling you what happened!

- See what they did! - Shut up. Shut up!

Alicia, look! Please, look at what they did!

Aren�t you gonna tell them anything?

You won't, don't you? You never tell them anything!

Because you don't know how to listen, how to see,

how to speak! Because you don't know how to cry!

Why don't you cry for once?!

You don't have to cry for this, nor for that,

but for all! For mom, or for your children!

Do you know what they do when they go out?

They eat shit! And you know why? Because they're idiots!

They're bastards! Because they're goddamn bastards!

Crazy!

What's with you?

What's with you? Tell me!!!

Stop it! Alicia, stop it!

Alright! Let go of me!

Alright, Alicia, stop it!

Let go of me! Let go of me!

Alright, enough! Enough, enough!

What's with you, you crazy?

Stop it! Stop it!

No! Don't!

C'mon, stop it!

Alicia!!!

Dad?

What's going on here?!

Did you girls go crazy?

Can anybody tell me what the fuck is going on here?

She went crazy. She wanted to kill me!

- Give me that! - She beat the kids!

She called them bastards! My kids!

Is that true?

- Yes! - Do you know what that means?

- Yes! - Shut up! Calm down!

You know. Bastard means abandoned, forsaken...

And they have us, don't they?

I suppose you didn't mean it. That's not the word.

And you, Alicia, have more control on the kids,

go see them.

And you, Carmen, all I ask you...

is not to treat them like that again!

Understood?

Yes, dad.

How come so much violence? Why so rude with the kids?

Why did your sister react like that?

Because you called them "bastards"?

I don't know. We never knew who the kids' father is.

She never told us. And it a taboo at home.

I was confused.

So I started to fix the maquette, it was all broken,

it was useless, and while I was fixing it,

it was strange, like memories began to come to my mind.

In the beginning there were images of a happy past,

those wonderful beach days.

- Water's cold! - I think it was nice.

Your feet are nice.

And yours are like two meat pies! Where's your mom?

There...

It was a beautiful summer.

Yes, the last beautiful summer I can remember.

My dad's back was like that of a giant.

I would hang from his neck, and he would swim

like a big white whale.

Something changed that summer.

- Do you like my forest? - One breathes good air here.

It's not yours, it's also mine. We both found it.

I love it. Dirt you show it to mom?

It's a secret forest. Only we know it exists.

You and the ants.

Did you know ants are the only insects

that make parties and get drunk?

How do you know so many rare things, dad?

- Dad, I'm tired. - You're angry!

- Let's go home. - Take me on your shoulders.

Aren�t you a little too old for that?

Don't be ridiculous, Carmen.

Yes, something changed that summer.

Back from vacations, the house wasn�t the same.

I felt strange in it, it was too big.

I didn't want anyone to see me.

I found a place in that house.

A place only for me.

Hidden in the armoire I could see the others

without being seen.

It was funny to see them do things

thinking they were alone.

It made me feel strong.

As if I had a power over them.

That's how I knew, before everyone,

about my sister's pregnancy.

She hid it as much as she could,

in an almost ridiculous way.

I think it was because she was afraid

of my mother's reaction.

Fucking whore!

Fucking whore!

Who did this to you?!

Who did this to you?!

Fucking whore!

Liar!

You lied, I'm gonna kill you!!!

Who did this to you?!

Calm down!!!

Let go of me!!!

Who did this to my daughter?!

I will never forget the day Jose was born.

Mom was at the clinic with Alicia,

I was with dad.

He stood by the phone the whole day long.

But the phone never rang.

Take off the jacket.

Alicia, will you go to school?

- No. - Why not?

I have to look after my son.

I want to have a child. Like yours.

I was thinking we could go visit your grandfather

to the country.

We can't. I have too much work.

We could go for the weekend.

We haven't seen him for so long.

I don't think it will be possible, Maria.

But, why not? He'd be glad to see us. So glad.

Glad!

My mom's father had died five years before.

He's crying.

It's the cat.

- I'll go see him. - You haven't finished eating.

- Go. - Remain sitting!

I'll go see my son, mom.

Mom never recovered from Jose's birth.

It was as if something had rolled her over.

Squashing her.

Suffocating her.

Where's mom?

I'm going to have another child.

After that I was unable to do anything.

Terror paralyzed me.

In fact, I didn't say a word in two months.

They took me to the doctor,

and he said I had nothing.

And it's true...

...I had nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

Nothing at all.

Where did you go?

Where?

I fell asleep. I woke up in the morning

and there was nobody home.

- Water's cold! - I think it's nice.

Your feet are nice! And yours are like two meat pies!

Where's your mother?

There.

Give me a kiss.

Hello, Carmen?

Alright, maestro, pick something.

Back again to The Sentimental Teaser

we have someone else on line, hello?

- Hello! - Who's there?

- Johnny! - Cool, Johnny, why are you calling?

- I'm calling for Mia! - Why should I know who Mia is?

Mia is my wife, Rumpy!

Her name's Mia 'cause her dad loves the movies...

Listen, we're on air now so you have to

like condense, you know?

Mia and I have been married for 4 years now

and we have 3 kids. - God!

They were born one after the other, so the thing is,

how can I explain it, with so much money problems

we had to go live with my parents,

in one of those small subsidy apartments,

those that save no one, those that leak, you get it?

Third Act EVERYTHING IS FIELD

It's full.

- There's still a little left. - No, it's full.

- No, not yet. - But tomorrow it will be.

When the moon is almost full, I get a little crazy.

Look.

Touch. Touch.

It's hard.

I told you.

You're always hard.

With a full moon or a new moon.

You seem to have it harder now, though.

Kiss me, Mia.

Kiss me.

They'll see us.

But we'll do it easy.

Tota's watching.

Tota sleeps with her eyes opened.

No.

I'm not comfortable.

Also the kids are here.

And the moon.

Mia...

If you don't love me, you better tell me now.

- It's not that! - Then what?

Tomorrow, in the shower.

Okay.

Sleep.

Johnny! Johnny, it's 6:30!

Hi'...

Peter must be awake.

What time is it?

Time to move to the other bedroom.

Five more minutes.

C'mon, up!

Up!

Up!

Up!

Tickles!

Tota!

- Morning, Johnny. - Morning, dad.

- Morning, Johnny. - Morning, Antonio.

- Morning. - Morning, Loraine.

Take Tota out or we'll bump into her.

Morning, mom.

- Don't get mad, Marlene. - I'll keep on sleeping.

Tota, are you awake?

I haven't slept a wink all night.

Johnny, take him while I wash the kids.

Stay with dad.

My beautiful boy. Give me a kiss.

Come in!

Will you guys take too long?

Marlene, listen...

Can you leave us in peace for 5 minutes?

I'm sorry, but Peter's hungry!

I'm coming!

Johnny, Braulio came and left this for you.

What is it?

Don't be so nosy, madam. It's a meeting.

- Bye, Tota. - Wait, Johnny, I'm going with you!

I'm in a hurry. Bye.

Bye.

I began to get mad, Rumpy. She let me down.

I get it, you were making yourself interesting.

So, what happened next?

I'm a mechanic, I work at Mr. Octavio's garage,

he's like my second old man.

- Is anything wrong? - No.

- You sure? - Hey, nothing's wrong!

You look like nothing's wrong.

She kicked your ass.

Me? No way!

I haven't got her in the sack for months.

So they have you with the water cut.

Your heart is getting flooded, man.

Can I ask you something, Johnny? How's Mia like?

I understand her situation's hard.

She lives in others' houses,

but she has to get it, anyway.

Yeah, I know but, does she walk out of bed?

Does her wig shiver?

Well, my sister Marlene told me she had spoken with her.

- And Peter? - He's sleeping.

Have you seen such a good ass before?

- He's nice. - What do you mean he's nice?

Check his ass out, asshole!

What do you look at in a guy??

What do you mean look at?

What do you look at in a guy?

His corch, his mouth, his ass, what?

I don't know.

C'mon, don't play dumb!

Don't tell me you've never flirted in the street.

You've never taken a look at a guy? - No.

And when you met my brother, what did you see in him?

What did you look at in him?

His eyes!

His eyes!

Can I tell you the last thing I did with Eric?

No. I've got my truck loaded.

So my brother doesn't...

I've never heard you guys. And I'm always listening.

That's the problem.

I can't fuck with people around.

The kids are there, Tota,

So you're just jerking off?

Not even that.

I must have a spider-web.

What you're gonna do about it?

I don't know.

Forget about it.

So, that's all regarding the baby football report.

What's the next issue, Pepe?

The matter...

What matter?

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.

We've heard many neighbors, we won't give names,

don't worry, we won't give names,

have problems in having a life sexually pleasant,

let's say, satisfactory.

Thing is that due to the bad quality of our apartments,

we have no privacy... You hear everything!

May I?

Go on, you have the floor, please, go on.

I think the problem's something else,

'cause at home we're not so many, we're 15 people,

and I manage it, I send them to the square for two hours,

a couple of times a week. My problem is...

I'm too loud, get it? - Loud?

I make a lot of noise!

So the ladies start gossiping and my woman gets mad,

so I'm desperate! - Easy, my friend.

I think we all heard Loro, didn't we?

Sure!

No, I mean we all heard his arguments here.

So what would the solution be?

To make it silent!

Be respectful! Wait a moment, we all got a glass house here

isn't it, my friend Casi Casi?

Yes, sir. I'm sorry.

Look, I here propose to create a commission to give

a solution to this problem as soon as possible.

Agreed? - Sure, agreed!

- Are we ready? - Almost.

I've got a buck for you.

Which one?

Did you see the Chevrolet? A jewel from 1952.

But my ears are so bad I can't hear the problem.

Can you do it? But once you finish with that.

Don't worry, Don Octavio, I'll take care of the car!

Go to hell!

- You're green... - C'mon Tota, open your mouth.

You're hair is opaque.

Stop bugging me.

You're ugly.

You look like a poisoned bitch.

C'mon, eat.

We considered relevant to make a shift list

for all those comrades who have problems with their

neighbors or relatives regarding the issue of

sexual love. We have also thought relevant

to give this Community Club so the neighbors, as well as

the relatives of those comrades benefited

with the shifts, can come here to have recreation

activities. For that I've contacted Gato

who'll contribute with a telly. Any questions?

How many shifts there will be a week?

Only one.

When do we start, Don Richard?

- When? - Tomorrow.

First shift's tomorrow at 7:00 p.m.,

with our friend Pipe, the tiger fellow here,

and who's humbly talking to you now.

Cool! Everybody fuckin'!

If we don't organize ourselves, Rumpy...

Sure, when the sheep organize even the dog gets scared.

I think the same.

Look, truth is those days were very hot,

the neighborhood was hot and everyone horny.

Where're you going?

- To meet Eric. - First go get dressed.

You look like a whore!

There's something going on, there are animals' cries.

- Hi'! - Hi, man.

- What's going on? - Shifts started, man.

And the one shouting is Richard?

It's Richard's wife, man.

Fuckin� assholes!!! What are you doing there?!

Respect the shifts, you pricks!

I got you, Pipe! I'm gonna screw you up!

- What's going on? - You also had a shift.

Forget it!

Bastard!

Well, this time you let her down, Johnny.

'Cause after what happened to Richard...

I know, but it's her turn now to be mad,

you gotta understand her.

Wow! What a Look! Any special order??

Cut it out!

Hey, lock well, if the thief comes in, we're lost.

Don't worry, I'll lock well.

Don't stay until late. Go home.

Otherwise the patroness will get mad.

No way. She doesn't care what I do anymore.

That's what you think.

Bye.

Hey, Don Octavio. Be here early tomorrow.

You're seeing someone.

You found someone who gives you the green light.

Yeah, sure. I'm seeing someone. Look.

I touch her very well, and she let's me do everything.

And you know why? 'Cause she's a whore!

She's a damn whore!

What's going on?

You know what? Should we continue like this,

we'll all get crazy, impotents!

The situation is unsustainable, neighbors.

But the solution is not on us, we must demand

the Housing Ministry, the government,

to fix our apartments.

Our houses not only leak and crack,

but also they don't allow us to lead a sexual life

like a normal fellow!

The overcrowding problem,

there's an average of 8 persons by house, comrades!

Our houses are practically sloping roofs!

So, as the new president of the Board of Community,

I propose to go with a list of requests

to the Government House!

And how did you do in the Government House?

Fine. Really fine. We met a lot of other people,

there were teachers, students, Miss Gladys,

even people from TV, Tamara Acosta was there.

And we also met the cops.

So we were desperate, we didn't know what to do.

You fixed it.

I think so.

So what are you waiting for? Turn it on!

What's the hurry? Can't you se I'm smoking?

What did you do to it?

Nothing. I put my hands on it, but didn't do nothing.

Just like last night.

Take it.

No way, these cars consume to much gas.

Bring it back on Sunday.

These cars are made to do the wild thing.

Get outta here! Papers are in the glover.

I want you here on Monday with a smiling face!

You're green.

Your hair is opaque.

You look like a poisoned bitch.

Mia!

Look, Marlene, do you like it?

- Beautiful! - What's all this fuss?

Where do you want to go, my love? - What?

He asked where do you want to go, my love?

I can't!

Sure we can, I've got lots of money!

Did you steal?

No, I earned it. I have it 'till tomorrow!

- Where do you want to go? - What about the kids?

Go, don't be klutzy, I'll take care of the kids!

- Go, madam - Go!

Where to?

How far can we go?

Up to the moon if you want, my love.

That's my champ! Here's a song for you!

Wait, wait, Rumpy! I haven't finished yet.

- Beautiful isn't it? - You wanna swim?

No. I haven't got a swimming suit.

Butt naked! There's no one here!

You crazy? What if someone comes?

One ass more, one ass less, wouldn't hurt anyone.

C'mon, let's get our clothes off.

C'mon!

You're hot, Mia!

Let's go in the water.

It's cold!

You're cold!

I swallowed water!

Maybe it will help you get cleaned inside!

Don't say that! It hurts!

Mia, why won't you let me touch you?

It's not that I don't want, I just can't!

I don't feel my body, Johnny!

I'm afraid I won't feel you inside!

You'll feel me, Mia!

I promise!

What are you gonna do?

I'll stay here.

Stay with me.

I can't. I have to go see the kids.

The kids are alright. They're sleeping.

Mia...

Give me a kiss.

My mouth tastes like bitter.

- When? - When what?

When did you stop loving me?

I haven't stopped loving you.

Can't you see I melt for you?

Why don't you want me to touch you then?

Because I'm sad.

Because we're people,

and people don't make love in front of the children.

In front of other people.

Because we're not well, Johnny, we're trapped.

I don't want to have another child who won't have

even a room to sleep!

Because life will pass before my eyes

and I don't understand what's the matter with me!

Look, listen...

Mia, close your eyes.

What do you hear?

- The sprouts. - What else?

The dogs.

What else?

You're breath.

So?

We're alone.

We're alone!

We've been alone the whole day long

and you haven't even noticed!

Beautiful!

Hot!

There's one problem.

Don't worry.

Cool! Great! Big Matador!

There's nothing like a happy end, champ!

Wait, Rumpy, I haven't finished yet!

They're butt naked!

Mia, wake up!

What a thought to park here!

I'm calling from the garage, and I want to use your radio

to tell Mia something.

Go on Johnny! Make it quick!

Mia, I'm working hard, so we can have our own place,

our own things. So, Mia, please be patient!

I love you, Mia! Bye, Rumpy!

I love you, Mia! Put on a song for me!

Sure we will! You won't get off easy!

Okay, Bones, I get off here, I'm in a hurry.

Bye, dudes!