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- I'm, like, stoked right now.
- I bet you are. I know you.
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Clancy! Welcome back!
How was your vacation?
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Oh, it was amazing. Thank you
guys so much for the itinerary.
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Now, tell me you went to that café.
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Oh, best biscotti I've ever had.
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That biscotti ruined me
for American biscotti.
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- Did you go on the hike?
- Yes! Oh, the vista!
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All the vistas in America are trash.
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- Did you...
- Yes. Amazing.
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What is this place?
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Oh, Kate.
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The beauty is indescribable,
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but here's what it looked like.
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It's God's country.
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I'm gonna have an eighth
of my ashes scattered there.
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You've seen trees before,
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but when you go there, you'll realize
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you had no fucking clue what trees were.
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They call it Trivallo.
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- Trivallo?
- Unh-unh.
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Tri-vaaaaaah-o.
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It's economically decimated.
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But culturally,
it's bursting with riches.
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I bought a magnet with my name on it.
There's this restaurant.
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It's in the ocean. You have to try it.
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Now, you're gonna get wet,
but that's part of it.
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You must try
the Eucharist at the cathedral.
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It ruined me for American Eucharist.
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Best ruins I've ever seen.
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Ruined me for American ruins.
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Now, I don't wanna oversell it,
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but let's just say
you are finally gonna understand
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why I started spelling "color"
with a "U."
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Goodbye, everyone!
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I'm off to Trivallo!
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So...
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how was it?
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It was...
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...amazing!
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You two have to go.
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- Nah.
- Okay.
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Ooh!
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Matt! Calling me so soon?
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I guess you're already bored
of the vacation
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you went into credit-card debt to take.
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Oh, it's beautiful here.
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The energy in the air is just different.
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The people here are very...
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European.
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It's hard to describe,
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but I definitely like it
better than America.
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I hope you enjoy pretending to have fun
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while I enjoy having the office
all to myself.
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Yeah, right. You miss me. Say it.
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Say you miss me.
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Matt, I'm sure of two things
in this world...
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I will die of a stroke in a condo
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and I will not miss you this week.
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By the way, did you sign up for
an international calling plan?
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If not, this call
is costing you a fortune.
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- Damn it! Okay, I'm gonna hang up.
- Oh, my God, is that Matt?
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Let me talk to him.
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Hey, pal, how's the vacation going?
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- You soaking it all in?
- Is he soaking it all in?
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He's soaking it all in.
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- Put him on speaker!
- Okay.
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You're on speaker, bud, pipe up!
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It's going great.
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The only downside is
the airline lost my luggage,
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so I don't have anything other
than the clothes I'm wearing.
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Same thing happened to me.
Here's what you gotta do.
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There's this little boutique...
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- ...called Fellini's.
- Fellini's.
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Drop my name to Carlo,
and he'll cut you a great deal.
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Okay, great. Um, I gotta go, but...
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Real quick, buddy,
before we let you go...
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we're still waiting on
that efficacy report
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we asked you to finish.
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So why don't you hop on that ASAP,
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and then you can just marinade
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in the sights and sounds of Trivallo.
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Okay. Good bye.
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Jake, we're glad to have you
here focused on work,
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unlike Matt, who doesn't seem
to care about his job at all.
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We figured you'd be
a little lonely without Matt
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and could use some company.
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Actually, I was really
looking forward...
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Rick!
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Get in here.
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There's the guy!
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There's our star player.
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There's our stud.
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Yeah.
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So, uh, here's the thing...
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we found some black mold
in Rick's office.
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Black mold is an understatement.
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So while we sort that out,
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we're gonna let him shack up with you.
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Rick is our most productive employee.
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He has never taken a vacation
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and refuses to use a sick day.
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Actually, you remind us a lot of Rick.
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Just don't touch him
or inhale his breath.
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We think you two are going to
get along like fish in a barrel.
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Wait.
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So, Rick, you gonna sue 'em
for that black mold or what?
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There's a disturbing amount
of plants in here, Grace.
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Jake, let me introduce you
to some of my new friends.
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This is Succulent, he's the star.
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This is Fern,
the heartthrob with great hair.
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This is Cactus,
he does not like to be pet.
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Personifying your plants
is a major sign of depression.
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I am depressed.
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I used up all my vacation days
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going to my friends'
weddings and funerals.
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And now whenever I try
to take unpaid vacation,
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there's some new office molester
I have to deal with.
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Oh, yeah, Trent... and then Billy.
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People weren't meant to be in offices.
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We were made to live in the forest.
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Oh, and Brooks.
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Like Adam and Steve or the Unabomber.
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Right, Fern?
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That's right, Grace.
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I love the forest!
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What do you say to that, Jake?
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You're living a lie.
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- Hello?
- Matt!
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- How's it going?
- Oh, good.
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I was just about to eat the biscotti.
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Oh, the biscotti!
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Let us hear you take a bite!
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Yeah, give us a taste of Trivallo.
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We wanna hear that crunch.
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- Yes, yes, please, a little bit.
- Give us that crunch.
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Uh, okay.
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Oh, yes!
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Yeah, baby.
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Masticate, Matt. Masticate, Matt.
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God damn it!
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Now let's hear you really chew it up!
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It's a little dry.
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It is dry, isn't it?
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You better believe it is,
so fucking dry.
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Now, Matt? Matt?
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Do me a favor, buddy.
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Now wash it down
with some of that inky...
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...black...
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...espresso, Matt.
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Sip that espresso, baby.
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Sounds thick. Sounds thick.
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How incredible was that?
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- It's incredible.
- Incredible.
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Hoo!
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Anyway, buddy, we noticed a typo
in your last e-mail.
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We're a little worried you don't
have your head in the game.
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It's almost like you're somewhere else.
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You're dropping the bomb, buddy.
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And it's starting to torque me off.
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Oh! But while you're at the café,
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you must say hi to Pierro for me!
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- Oh! Promise us you'll say hi.
- Do it.
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Okay, I promise.
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- Ciao!
- Ciao!
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- Excuse me.
- Sí?
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Uh, is there an employee here
named Pierro?
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Oh, sí.
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Pierro!
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You no like my biscotti?
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Oh, no. The biscotti's great.
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It's just that, um, John says hi.
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- Who?
- John.
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- What?
- Um...
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this is John.
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He... He ate here once.
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Yeah?
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Well, he says hi.
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We need this table for other customers.
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You need to eat the biscotti and leave.
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Ciao.
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Thank you for the water, Grace!
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You're my best friend!
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You're my best friend, too, Fern!
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You're my mom, Grace!
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Aww.
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You're Mommy's special guy, Cactus!
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You're my ex, Grace!
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I'm glad we left on good terms,
Succulent.
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Oh, no!
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What's this? Succulent, you're sick?
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Why didn't you tell me?
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We're broken up.
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You're not entitled to
every detail of my life anymore.
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Well, I'm still gonna take care of you.
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I thought succulents were
supposed to be low-maintenance.
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Not now, Orchid!
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♪ I'm a little cucumber ♪
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That's right, guys,
it's me, Little Cucumber.
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I'm here in Trivello...
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Fuck! God damn it!
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It's Trivallo, Trivallo.
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You know that.
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♪ I'm a little cucumber ♪
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Hey, guys, it's me, Little Cucumber!
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I am here having the best time
here in Trivello.
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Trivallo!
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This is why you're losing
all your fucking subscribers!
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♪ I'm a little cucumber ♪
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Hi, guys!
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I'm having the time of my life.
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Fuck!
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God damn it.
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All right.
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Oh!
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Aah!
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Hello?
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Hey, Matt! You still soaking it all in?
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You soaked?
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I was on the... I was doing the hike.
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I slipped. I think I fractured my ankle.
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Ooh, ouchie wouchie!
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Same thing happened to me, bud.
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Listen, you've gotta go to the hospital.
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It's incredible!
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You don't even feel like
you're in a hospital.
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Honestly, my doctor didn't even
seem like a doctor.
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Hey, Rick, you wanna hear a joke?
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Stop me if you've heard this one before.
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What's the difference
between Kate and John
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and a pair of shoes?
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Shoes have soles.
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All right, Rick.
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I'm gonna go to the cafeteria.
Do you wanna grab a bite?
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Okay, Rick.
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God damn it!
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Am I gonna die?
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No, you're never gonna die.
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But everybody dies.
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Orchid, you're not helping!
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Uh... Grace?
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Do you wanna get lunch?
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What, and leave my family to die?!
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I thought you said
we weren't going to die.
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Orchid!
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God damn it.
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Stairs, of course.
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"Your life will be changed."
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Hey!
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Hey, give me that back! That's mine!
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Hey! What the fuck?
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Fuck! What the fuck?
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Oh!
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Something funny?
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Yeah.
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You just got your purse stolen
by a gymnastics prodigy.
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Well, I'm glad this is all
entertaining to someone.
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It's very entertaining.
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What else have you got?
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Well, it's too bad there's not
a banana peel for me to slip on.
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Ow!
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00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,365
Shit.
263
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:56,315
Well, that concludes
tonight's performance.
264
00:12:57,004 --> 00:13:00,069
I'm just gonna go back to my hotel.
265
00:13:00,408 --> 00:13:01,874
I'm Olivia.
266
00:13:01,876 --> 00:13:04,243
Let me give you a ride.
267
00:13:04,245 --> 00:13:06,612
Okay, here's another hypothetical...
268
00:13:06,614 --> 00:13:10,049
Let's say that I hit someone
with my car right now.
269
00:13:10,051 --> 00:13:12,018
And it's sort of their fault,
270
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,820
but it's sort of my fault, too.
271
00:13:13,822 --> 00:13:17,090
- Okay?
- Would you report me to the authorities...
272
00:13:17,092 --> 00:13:20,259
or would you be cool
and help me dispose of the body?
273
00:13:20,261 --> 00:13:22,061
- Hmm.
- Let me just add
274
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that I would buy us gelato afterwards.
275
00:13:24,599 --> 00:13:25,898
Okay.
276
00:13:25,900 --> 00:13:27,700
Well, I'm in a foreign country,
277
00:13:27,702 --> 00:13:30,169
which means I do not know
the number for the police.
278
00:13:30,171 --> 00:13:31,402
And even if I did,
279
00:13:31,404 --> 00:13:33,404
you would probably put the blame on me.
280
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- Naturally.
- Yeah.
281
00:13:35,442 --> 00:13:37,075
I do not have the time in my schedule
282
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,476
to be a political prisoner right now.
283
00:13:38,478 --> 00:13:39,845
I mean, that is off the table.
284
00:13:39,847 --> 00:13:41,379
So, I mean, yeah,
285
00:13:41,381 --> 00:13:44,082
if you're throwing in
free gelato, give me a shovel.
286
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,017
I'll bury that fucking corpse.
287
00:13:47,254 --> 00:13:50,122
Well, here is your hotel.
288
00:13:50,124 --> 00:13:52,357
And I guess I didn't kill anyone,
289
00:13:52,359 --> 00:13:54,126
so this night is over.
290
00:13:54,128 --> 00:13:56,228
Yeah, it's a shame nobody died.
291
00:13:56,230 --> 00:14:00,098
- Hmm.
- Well, thanks for the ride.
292
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,666
Unless...
293
00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:04,469
I do know a great place to bury a body.
294
00:14:04,471 --> 00:14:06,536
Do you wanna see?
295
00:14:06,538 --> 00:14:10,540
It is next to
an amazing little gelato shoppe.
296
00:14:18,855 --> 00:14:20,787
Oh, hey, Rick, that's actually my seat.
297
00:14:20,789 --> 00:14:23,123
You might remember that
from 10 minutes ago.
298
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,494
Rick?
299
00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:26,896
Ricky?
300
00:14:26,921 --> 00:14:28,350
Nothing.
301
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:29,830
Okay.
302
00:14:29,832 --> 00:14:31,911
Well, here we go.
303
00:14:31,936 --> 00:14:34,341
C'mon, Rick buddy, upsy daisy.
304
00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:39,540
Grace, I'd like to be buried
in a closed casket
305
00:14:39,542 --> 00:14:42,143
at a traditional Catholic funeral.
306
00:14:42,145 --> 00:14:45,179
You returned to the Church?
307
00:14:45,181 --> 00:14:47,613
Sing us a song, Grace.
308
00:14:47,615 --> 00:14:50,216
Maybe a funeral dirge.
309
00:14:51,053 --> 00:14:55,655
♪ Dying plants ♪
310
00:14:55,657 --> 00:14:59,192
♪ Dying plants ♪
311
00:14:59,194 --> 00:15:01,194
♪ I'm so sad ♪
312
00:15:01,196 --> 00:15:03,663
♪ I'm so sad ♪
313
00:15:03,665 --> 00:15:07,867
♪ Dying plants ♪
314
00:15:07,869 --> 00:15:11,171
♪ I love you ♪
315
00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:14,674
♪ Cows go moo ♪
316
00:15:14,676 --> 00:15:19,603
♪ Lucy Liu ♪
317
00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:22,530
Okay.
318
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,898
I got it.
319
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,318
Wait, hold on. No!
320
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,220
So, this is Kylie Minogue's estate,
321
00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:29,754
but she's never here.
322
00:15:29,756 --> 00:15:32,924
I know about it 'cause I'm Australian.
323
00:15:32,926 --> 00:15:35,260
Oh, you're Australian? Gross.
324
00:15:35,262 --> 00:15:37,662
Yeah, I'm actually looking into
325
00:15:37,664 --> 00:15:39,898
corrective surgery to become Canadian.
326
00:15:41,435 --> 00:15:43,368
You know, I was really
327
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:46,071
regretting my vacation
up until just now.
328
00:15:46,073 --> 00:15:47,672
Why would you regret a holiday?
329
00:15:47,674 --> 00:15:50,242
Because everyone said
this place was amazing,
330
00:15:50,244 --> 00:15:52,010
and then it just wasn't.
331
00:15:52,012 --> 00:15:53,512
Oh, shut up.
332
00:15:53,514 --> 00:15:56,547
At least you escaped your
boring life and did something.
333
00:15:56,549 --> 00:15:58,882
You know, doing stuff is always better
334
00:15:58,884 --> 00:16:00,418
than not doing stuff.
335
00:16:02,021 --> 00:16:03,287
There.
336
00:16:03,289 --> 00:16:05,789
That is where I would bury the body.
337
00:16:05,791 --> 00:16:06,957
A swimming pool?
338
00:16:06,959 --> 00:16:08,959
That's a terrible place to bury a...
339
00:16:08,961 --> 00:16:11,596
No!
340
00:16:11,598 --> 00:16:12,830
Hoo!
341
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,940
Rick, stop it!
342
00:16:22,942 --> 00:16:25,510
It's empty!
343
00:16:28,014 --> 00:16:30,580
Rick, I know I don't even need to ask,
344
00:16:30,582 --> 00:16:32,081
but do you have... yep.
345
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,850
Ahead of schedule, as usual.
346
00:16:33,852 --> 00:16:35,285
Whoo, whoo, whoo.
347
00:16:35,287 --> 00:16:38,655
Also, Jake, we received
a super anonymous tip
348
00:16:38,657 --> 00:16:41,924
that you apparently think we're shoes,
349
00:16:41,926 --> 00:16:43,793
and also have no souls.
350
00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,363
And I guess what
we're sort of wondering is,
351
00:16:46,365 --> 00:16:47,930
what the fuck?!
352
00:16:47,932 --> 00:16:50,133
Jake...
353
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:53,303
I have a soul, and I'm going to heaven.
354
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,438
Maybe you should take
a little tip from Rick
355
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,192
and spend less time
disparaging your mentors
356
00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:01,311
and a little more time
click-clacking on that keyboard.
357
00:17:05,115 --> 00:17:06,515
Ding!
358
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,584
Hey, Rick?
359
00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:10,252
I don't know if anyone has told you,
360
00:17:10,254 --> 00:17:11,887
but I'm a petty, vengeful bitch
361
00:17:11,889 --> 00:17:13,322
and I know that about myself.
362
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:14,790
I went to therapy,
363
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:17,226
accepted it wholly,
and made it my brand.
364
00:17:17,228 --> 00:17:18,760
I'm currently in the process
365
00:17:18,762 --> 00:17:20,496
of ruining dozens of people's lives,
366
00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,531
and you just hopped
to the top of the list, buddy.
367
00:17:22,533 --> 00:17:24,166
What do you think about that, Rick?
368
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,701
Huh, Rick?
369
00:17:25,703 --> 00:17:27,069
Rick?!
370
00:17:34,245 --> 00:17:36,679
Ricky?
371
00:17:42,485 --> 00:17:44,018
What do you think happened?
372
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:45,220
Was it the black mold?
373
00:17:45,222 --> 00:17:46,454
Do you want to bankrupt this company?
374
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,256
Never speak of the black mold.
375
00:17:48,258 --> 00:17:50,113
- What black mold, am I right?
- John, you just said it.
376
00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:52,793
No, I'm saying I'm not saying
"black mold."
377
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:56,698
People weren't meant to be in offices.
378
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,633
We were made to live in the forest.
379
00:17:58,635 --> 00:18:01,805
You're going to die in
the office, just like Rick.
380
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,438
Grace?
381
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,382
Killed them all, of course.
382
00:18:05,407 --> 00:18:06,641
Grace, you were right.
383
00:18:06,643 --> 00:18:09,110
We don't belong here. Let's go.
384
00:18:30,614 --> 00:18:33,268
God, there are a lot of bugs here.
385
00:18:35,203 --> 00:18:37,137
Okay, I was wrong!
386
00:18:37,139 --> 00:18:38,738
The forest sucks.
387
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:40,573
Let's go.
388
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:45,157
By the way, did I tell you that
Rick straight-up porked out?
389
00:18:45,338 --> 00:18:48,641
Well, I can honestly say that's
the best sex I've ever had...
390
00:18:48,666 --> 00:18:50,907
in Kylie Minogue's secret garden.
391
00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:54,236
For me... top 20?
392
00:18:54,238 --> 00:18:57,234
Hey, Olivia...
393
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,563
thanks for making my vacation worth it.
394
00:18:59,565 --> 00:19:01,665
Oh, shut up.
395
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,276
- Hello?
- Hey, buddy!
396
00:19:14,301 --> 00:19:15,799
How's the vacation going?
397
00:19:15,824 --> 00:19:18,314
Have you hit that gelato shoppe yet?
398
00:19:18,316 --> 00:19:20,483
- Whoo!
- Gelato!
399
00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:21,650
Yeah, I did.
400
00:19:21,652 --> 00:19:24,220
But I also just met
the most amazing woman.
401
00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:26,825
Oh, you met Olivia!
402
00:19:27,725 --> 00:19:29,325
How do you know Olivia?
403
00:19:29,327 --> 00:19:32,464
We all had sex with her in
Kylie Minogue's secret garden.
404
00:19:32,489 --> 00:19:33,963
Wasn't it so spontaneous?
405
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,099
So romantic. Best night of my life.
406
00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:39,369
For me... top 20?
407
00:19:39,371 --> 00:19:41,204
Oh, oh, Matt! Matt, here's a joke.
408
00:19:41,206 --> 00:19:44,507
How do you say "gelato" in Italian?
409
00:19:44,509 --> 00:19:47,810
Ice cream!
410
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,673
I go, "Ice cream!"
411
00:19:51,698 --> 00:19:52,914
And everyone's dying.
412
00:19:54,453 --> 00:19:56,587
Then, my flight got delayed,
413
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,626
so it took me 30 hours to get home.
414
00:19:58,651 --> 00:19:59,954
And I didn't have time to shower,
415
00:19:59,956 --> 00:20:01,123
so I just had to throw on this suit
416
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,424
and come straight into work.
417
00:20:02,426 --> 00:20:04,026
Anyway, how was your week?
418
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,894
It was great. I'm bummed your back.
419
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,162
You missed me.
420
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,727
- Say you missed me. Say it!
- Never.
421
00:20:09,752 --> 00:20:13,522
Matt! Back from paradise!
422
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:16,838
So... how was it?
423
00:20:17,236 --> 00:20:20,070
It was...
424
00:20:22,245 --> 00:20:23,678
...uh...
425
00:20:27,939 --> 00:20:29,984
- ...amazing.
- Yes.
426
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:32,789
We knew it!
427
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:35,149
And you are welcome for making you go.
428
00:20:35,174 --> 00:20:36,426
We're glad to have you back
429
00:20:36,451 --> 00:20:38,948
so you can pick up the ball
you dropped last week.
430
00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:41,429
And, Jake, we know
you're worried sick about Rick.
431
00:20:41,431 --> 00:20:43,064
But you'll be happy to know
432
00:20:43,066 --> 00:20:45,235
he's getting some much-needed R&R.
433
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:46,165
Mm-hmm.
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