All language subtitles for Batman s03e21 The Great Escape.eg

� Batman

(male narrator)
Gotham State Prison

a grim and foreboding edifice.

It, like politics,
has been the last refuge

of many a scoundrel..

...including that
criminal cowpoke, Shame.

[whispers]
Now, don't you fret none, Shame honey.

We'uns is gonna get you'uns
sprung right quick.

I don't understand.

We assemble us
a gang on the outside

and the sooner if you show
them lawmen your backside

you're all set
for funnin' again.

Well, I appreciate it
mighty much, Frontier Fanny

and Calamity Jan.

But I find this here hoosegow
is hiring a New England banker.

And likewise upon, it'd take
more than a pack of wild horses

to get me outta here.

You just mosey on by
the left wall

of this here pokey
about 15 past 5.

And 325 wild horses
will meet ya.

Now you just keep a tight rein

and hold on to your
saddle horn, Shame honey.

That kiss is just a down payment
on what you're due.

Yeah.

[clinks]

Nice timepiece
you have there, Shame.

Yeah, got it off
a railroad man

they gave it to him for 50 years
of dedicated service.

- What'd you give him for it?
- Three bullets...in the head.

[whistles]

Ugh!

[explosion]

[Shame laughing]

'There, you done
do'ed it, honey!'

Alright, let's board
our tow and go.

We got 325 wild horses
under this here hood.

Yeah, I gotta hand it
to you, Calamity.

You're a woman and a half.

If you could just get
rid of the other half.

[siren wailing]

[gunfire]

Mmm.

[sighs]
Excellent fondue, Barbara.

It isn't often a bachelor gets
to eat good home-cooked meal.

Well, it isn't often a spinster
gets to cook for a bachelor.

[telephone rings]

Hello?

Yes. It's for you, daddy.

Hm? Oh.

[clears throat]
Thank you.

Commissioner Gordon.

What, Chief O'Hara?

Yes, I'll take care
of it right away.

Hold your phone up
next to the Bat-phone

and put me through
to you-know-who.

'What's the matter?'

Shame, that monstrous
maverick of malefices

has made good his threat
to come back.

[device beeping]

That's the signal
for the Bat-answerphone

we put into action.

[beeps]

(Batman on recorder)
'Yes, commissioner?'

Dreadful news, Batman.

'Exactly what's wrong,
commissioner?'

Uh, Shame has just fled
Gotham City State Prison.

Can you meet me
in my office?

'We'll be right there,
commissioner.'

I must beg your forgiveness,
Barbara, Bruce, but duty calls.

Yes, I think I should be
running along as well, Barbara.

It wouldn't be proper for
the two of us to be here alone

in your apartment
without...a chaperone.

But what about my fondue?

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[tires screeching]

[tires screeching]

They were last seen going
north on the highway

in the stolen tank.

Where in the world
did they ever get a tank?

Madman Otto's Used Tank Lot.

[chuckles]
Begorrah, is he mad now.

[telephone rings]

Yes.

We're doing all we can,
Mayor Linseed.

Oh, that's good news.

Thank you, sir, for calling.

They found the tank
on West 20th Street.

- Is it still there?
- No, they towed it away.

The parking meter had run out.

They probably removed
the fingerprints as well.

I think Mayor Linseed
should make some changes

'in his towing policy.'

[intercom buzzes]

Yes, Bonnie.

'There's something
in the outer office'

for you, commissioner.'

Exactly what, Bonnie?
We're quite busy, you know.

- 'A horse.'
- A horse!

Chief O'Hara,
see what it's all about.

Right.

[sighs]

Tanks in the street,
horse in my outer office.

Has the whole world gone batty?

Just an expression, Batman.
No sleight intended.

I understand.

Uh, this is what she meant,
commissioner, a sawhorse.

And there's a note attached
to it addressed to Batman.

It's from Shame.

"I hereby

"am telling y-you

"that imma gonna rob
the Gotham City Stage

'"at 8:45 tonight.'

"Imma gonna steal
a rock...and a roll.

"I dares you
to figure it out

"Dynamic...Dum-Dum.

Best regards,
your enemy, Shame."

It's full of misspellings

and a handful of misgivings.

Holy gall!

Hi, everybody.

Well, this certainly looks
like a gathering of the clan.

- What's up?
- 'Shame is up...to no good.'

He's had the indecent effrontery
to tell us what he's gonna steal

and where he's going
to steal it.

Sounds like a very cooperative
arch criminal to me.

Why all the consternation?

Because none of us can figure
out what he's talking about.

Perhaps a session
with the Bat-computer

will aide us
in our quest, Robin.

We'll be in touch
as soon as we figure out

this mystifying missive.

Let's go, Robin.

A short while later

under the cover of darkness

Shame and his cohorts
are holed up

in Gotham City's
Central Park Stables.

[clinking]

Well, that's a mighty
fine-looking gang

you round up there,
Calamity Jan.

Shame honey this here is

Fernando Ricardo
Enrique Dominguez.

We calls him Fred for short
'cause it's his initials.

Howdy?

The pleasure is entirely mine,
you may be sure.

And this here is
Chief Standing Pat.

How?

That means, "It's gonna be
great working with you

and I hope to get to know
you better real soon."

You got all that from one puff?

He talks in shorthand.

Good. Alright, now,
here's the nitty-gritty.

We're gonna..

We're gonna..

We're gonna knock off
the Dynamic Duo.

And Batgirl.

And Batgirl.

And then we're gonna
do somethin'

which I like to refer to
as...The Great Train Robbery.

That's scarcely original,
you know.

A big mouth is better
when it's shut, Fred.

So keep your tongue harnessed
and you'll have a thin lip.

I stand chastised.

Good.

Now...you two characters
from old-time Western movie

I want you case the stage

'cause we're gonna
lift the rock and roll.

Now that's Part One
of my caper.

But we can't get to Part Two

before we've done Part One.

Does that make sense to you?

Your lucidity is surpassed
only by your remarkable command

and penchant for gibberish.

Well, thanks, Fred.
That's mighty nice of ya.

We're gonna be good buddies.

Now, we're gonna meet
rendezvous at 8:30. savvy?

Savvy.

[inhales]

That means, "Ugh."

Good. Okay.

Now, you characters get

'cause me and my girl got
a little sparkin' to do.

Cheerio.

[thud]

Is there somethin'
I can do for you?

You can't get closer
than two feet

till a marriage
is arranged.

Oh, ma, have a heart.

A mother can't hardly
have a heart

where a daughter
is concerned.

[sighs]

I've got it.

What do criminals call a rock?

Holy karats, a diamond!

Exactly, Robin.

Now..

...what do they call a roll?

- It might be a bank roll.
- Right again, Robin.

But where is
the Gotham City Stage?

[Bat-phone beeping]

Yes, commissioner.

Batman, this is Batgirl.

I figured out what
the Gotham City Stage is

but I can't make heads or tails
about "The rock and the roll."

We obviously need
each other, Batgirl.

Meet me at the corner of 61st
Street and Washington Avenue.

'We'll talk then.'

Oh, yes.

Well, hello, Barbara.

To what do I owe the honor
of this unexpected

but nevertheless
welcome visit?

I have two tickets
to the opera

I thought you might
like to be my date.

I'll have to beg off, darling.

There's no time
for cultural pursuits

with Shame on the loose.

Why don't you phone
millionaire Bruce Wayne?

Daddy, now how would that look?

I don't wanna appear too eager.

No, I, I understand.

[both chuckling]

- Bye-bye.
- Bye.

[Bat-phone beeping]

Yes, Batman.

May I speak with
Batgirl, commissioner?

I neglected to ask her
which corner we meet on.

Batgirl?

Well, you must be mistaken,
Batman, she is not here.

And as far as I know,
she hasn't been here.

Thank you, commissioner.

How does she do it?

A moment ago, I spoke
to Batgirl on that Bat-phone.

Now the commissioner tells me
she wasn't even there.

I don't think we should even
attempt to fathom it, Batman.

She treasures her
own anonymity every bit

as much as we treasure ours.

Of course,
you're right, Robin.

Still..

Well, there's just no time.
Let's go, Robin.

As Batman and Robin hurry
to their appointment

Barbara Gordon transforms
herself into Batgirl.

Scourge of Gotham City's
underworld

and defender of truth
and justice.

But are their actions
too late to stop Shame

from robbing the Gotham City
Stage of a rock and roll?

The answer in one
breathless minute.

Gotham City Opera House

where a handful of unlikely
visitors are already backstage.

Yeah, this must be
the place alright.

You can't come in here.

Says who, short stuff?

Well, says me. I'm Pop,
the stage doorman.

Pop?

You ain't old enough to drink
pop far less be called it.

Well, I'm 17.

And it's a time-honored
theatrical tradition

that no matter how old or young
the stage doorman is

his name has to be Pop.

Well, goodnight, Pop.

Goodnight? Well, I'm not
gonna sleep for hours yet.

Wanna bet?

[thud]

I assumed that Shame meant the
Gotham City Opera House Stage

and "The Girl Of The
Golden West" was opening.

That's a good
assumption, Batgirl.

I know for a fact
the two leading singers

in that production have strange
quirks which Shame probably

knew about when he talked
of rock and roll.

- Such as?
- Leonora Sotto Voce.

World's leading soprano,
who never goes on stage

without wearing her
283 carat diamond pendant.

And Fortissimo Fra Diavolo
who always carries $20,000

in cash in his pockets
for luck.

Let's go.

I don't understand,
every time I begin my Aria

you're upstaging me.
Always upstaging me!

It isn't the case of
upstaging you, Fortissimo.

There are two leading singers
in this opera

but only one great voice.

Mine!

Alright!

Can that palaver, lady, keep
yourself planted to the stage.

You too, Caruso.

Get the diva's diamond, Fred.

'Come on, Chief.
Get this poke..'

- What are you doing?
- 'Hush her.'

Shame on you, Shame.

Unhand them, you fiend!

Alright.

You!

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[dramatic music]

[laughing]

Hey, bad doggies, here comes
my woman's auxiliary.

[Shame laughing]

[continues laughing]

That's alright,
Frontier Fanny.

Kissing don't really count
when it's through the cloth.

Ha ha ha!

How do you like that,
Bat-brats?

[stuttering]
W-w-what have you done to us, S-Shame?

I gave you a dose
of fear gas.

- 'A dose of what?'
- A dose of fear gas!

From now on you'll be
scared of everything

you Cowardly Caped Crusaders.

Don't hurt us.
Please don't hurt us!

Oh, spare our lives, kind sir.

We'd do the same for you,
honest, honest, honest.

- Honest, we would!
- Yeah, I reckon I would.

I ain't all bad, just mostly.

- Stand in front of me, Batgirl.
- No! No!

Hey, Chief, we'll take
the Batgirl with us

that way the police
won't bother us.

Don't worry about them other
two. They ain't worth anything.

Take her!
Take her! Take her!

- Bring her along.
- She's yours!

Alright, let's go,
let's go, let's go.

How do you like that,
Scaredy Bats?

[laughs]

Fred, did you hear that?
That's pretty good.

Scaredy Bats.

Good, good, they took the girl.

Yeah, not us.

Master Robin.

What is this?

- What are you trying to do?
- It's probably poison.

He wants to see us dead,
he's always hated us.

Yes, yes.
You're right, Robin.

You're not to be
trusted either, Boy Wonder.

- Well, neither are you.
- 'Come, come, Master Robin.'

Really, sir.
Alleviate your tensions.

This broth is composed
of two parts chicken soup

and one part
Bat-antidote powder.

I wonder.

'It's to counteract the terrible
effects of the fear gas.'

You needn't have
no trepidation.

[Bat-phone beeping]

What's that beeping?

'I'll take it, sir.'

Yes, commissioner.

May I speak with
Batman, please?

I'm afraid he's indisposed.

Well, then, give him
these messages.

The newspapers
and the state hierarchy

are clamoring for an arrest.

And furthermore, in addition
to Batgirl being kidnapped

my own daughter Barbara
is nowhere to be found.

I'll certainly transmit
your message, sir.

Yes, Alfred.

You best get going, sir.

It appears that the mayor
and the governor

are in a bit of a snit.

'Feeling better, sir?'

Yes, but there seems to be..

...a slight residue
of fear left.

However, I must shunt
this aside...and press on.

- Let's go, Robin.
- Where?

Hm. Yes, where?

We've learned
from past experience

that Shame is happiest
when he's around horses.

Now, where would we find horses
in the heart of Gotham City?

- Uh, The Police Riding Academy.
- No, no, no.

Shame wouldn't be that brazen
to hide at a police stable.

But there is one place
he might be.

Holy hoofbeats!

The Gotham Central
Park Stables!

They're right across
the street from the opera house.

Let's go, Robin.

(Shame)
'Now, here's the plan.'

Here's the plan.

You take this grubstake out

and buy acetylene torch
and a drill.

Why don't we merely
purloin those items

instead of purchase them?

'Cause it don't pay none, Fred.

It don't pay none to risk
getting caught

over small potatoes.

Besides, I need you
for The Great Train Robbery.

You sure he's Mexican?

You'll make him good squaw.

Plenty of meat.

And you'll make him good rug!

[laughing]

Oh, boy, that ol' fatty's
a hundred laughs, ain't she?

Oh, Shame honey

can't you just picture
how happy we're gonna be

you and ma and me, livin' on
our own spread west of Laramie?

Where the air is clear
and smog free

and the corn is as high
as Chief Standing Pat's eye.

Can't you just picture it?

I'm picturin' about
two-thirds of it.

Alright, let's see how
little Batchick's doin'?

Hello, Batchick.

I think you're caring
too much about her.

I'm all for ventilating her head
and leaving her here.

Simmer down, woman.
Simmer down.

She's our insurance policy.

As long as she's still
breathing

this Gotham City air,
nobody's gonna stampede us.

Besides, you know it's you..

...and only you.

And me..

...and only me.

[clears throat]

Oh, why couldn't you
have been born an orphan?

Oh, good. Good.

You got the drill?
Good. Alright! Now, let's get.

- Shame honey.
- Yeah?

- You ain't worried none?
- No, I ain't worried.

As long as I've got
that-that horseshoe up there..

That's a sign of good luck.

Okay, we're riding
high on hog.

Let's go.

Come on, pussycat.

Come on!

Get up. Get up.

[shouts]

[thud]

There doesn't seem
to be anyone here.

Look!

It's Frontier Fanny,
Calamity Jan's mother.

They've got Batgirl
and we've got Fanny.

It hardly seems like
a fair trade, does it, Robin?

What do we do now, Batman?

I wish I knew, Robin.
I wish I knew.

With Batgirl in the clutches
of that Frontier Felon

who knows what disaster awaits
her or all of Gotham City.

On your feet.

Alright, where did Shame go?

What's he going to do
with Batgirl?

What is it that
you'd like to know?

Yes, we would like to know.

Well, I'll tell you this,
Dynamic Dummies.

Do anything to me

and Batgirl's chances
of living through the night

ain't worth a pitcher
of warm tears.

I never met a person
I didn't like, Frontier Fanny.

But in this case, I might
have to make an exception.

Have Batman and Robin
been hornswoggled?

Watch the next episode
for the thrilling conclusion.

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