All language subtitles for Batman s03e09 How to Hatch a Dinosaur.eng

� Batman

[instrumental music]

(male narrator)
Morning in Gotham City.

But a day that dawn's brightly

is no guarantee against
darkening disaster.

[Cossacks chanting]

[donkey braying]

Olga! Olga, wait for me.
Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Olga!

It's the Cossacks again, sonny.

Yes, ma'am. This time they
turned down Marcus Street.

Only thing in that direction is
the Gotham City Radium Center.

Radium Center? That sounds
even more dangerous

than trying to cross
this street.

[intense music]

The Cossacks!

The Cossacks,
my little techniciansky.

Where is hot stuff being kept?

Hot stuff?
I don't know what you mean.

Osseb,

sharpen little techniciansky's
memory with sword.

[intense music]

Please, don't.
I don't understand.

What you doing, Olga, light of
my life, my little future wife?

Forget, rhymsky!
She is hiding hot stuff.

I don't know what
she's talking about.

Hot stuff is Cossack translation
for radium, my dear.

Well, why didn't she say so?

Well, I'm saying so.
Now, hand it over.

We want two pounds of it.

- It's in the vault.
- Well, then open it.

Or I'll let Osseb egg-speriment
with his technique on you.

Yes, sir.

[intense music]

- It's in there.
- Get it!

It's cold.
It's not hot.

- Is trick?
- Oh, no, no.

No, Olga, no.
This is merely the lead case.

The hot stuff is inside, and
it's plenty hot I assure you.

Here, I'll take that.

Oh! Ugh.
Thank you.

Carry on.
Carry on, my Cossacks.

Commissioner, Gordon.

What?

Two pounds of radium?

And you're sure
it was the Cossacks?

[sighing]
Alright. Thank you.

Not them Cossacks
again, commissioner.

I'm afraid so, Chief O'Hara.
They've just stolen

two pounds of radium from
the Gotham City Radium Center.

Radium? What for?

That's a question I intend
to put to the Caped Crusaders.

Right now!

[machine whirring]

The Batcomputer is none
too frisky today, Batman.

Yes, it's possible
the supply of radium

somewhere in the city
has been moved.

And as radio-sensitive
as our machine is

it just possibly could
be affected by that

and it's lucky that you
and Batgirl found us, Alfred.

Otherwise Robin
and Commissioner Gordon

'might not be
too frisky either.'

Holy understatements, Batman.

We would have been
in the soup for good.

[Batphone beeping]

Yes, commissioner.

Olga and Egghead have just
stolen two pounds of radium.

From the Gotham City
Radium Center?

Yes, not 10 minutes ago.

Radium there is type
number six isotype fourteen.

Worth about $500 an ounce,
commissioner.

The entire theft amounts
to only 16,000 dollars

far below the usual scale
of the Olga-Egghead caper.

Well, that's what worries me.

I'm afraid this is only the
first step of a larger crime.

We'll come right down.

Let's go, Robin.

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What? What possible purpose
could Olga and Egghead

have for two pounds
of radium, Batman?

I don't know, commissioner.

What about the water supply,
Batman?

Right! Oh, that's
a favorite trick

of Gotham City's
arch criminals, Boy Wonder.

No, it'd take at least
200 pounds of radium to affect

the city's water system,
Chief O'Hara.

Perhaps they plan to construct
some sort of a..

...diabolical weapon.

No, the quantity they've stolen
is hardly enough to construct

a weapon of any size,
Commissioner Gordon.

Holy anagrams!
What's the answer?

I feel it won't be long
until they themselves

provide us with
a clue, Robin.

Oh, I hope
you're right, Batman.

Oh, I can just feel
them radioactive

gammas and betas crawling
up on me right now. Uggh!

And in the Gotham City Library

Barbara Gordon has
a weighty problem.

Talk about heavy
reading, Barbara

this thing must
weigh 10 pounds.

It's a rare book
on paleontology, Petula.

Professor Dactyl wanted me
to bring it to his office

at the Gotham City Museum
of Natural History.

You certainly know the ins and
outs of this library, Barbara.

I didn't even know
we had this book.

Well, paleontology used
to be a hobby of mine.

I'll just take this to the
professor and come right back.

- It'll take just half and hour.
- Alright.

[intense music]

Oh, hello, Miss Gordon.
I see you brought my book.

- Thank you, my dear.
- Don't mention it, professor.

That's a...a very
interesting fossil egg.

Oh, yes. A very
interesting specimen.

One of the very few intact
fossil eggs of that era.

Aren't you afraid
someone will steal it?

Steal it? Well, who would
want to steal it, my dear?

Well, there is this
certain arch criminal

who has a well-known
penchant for stealing

anything even remotely
connected with eggs.

But it has no commercial value.

An interesting scientific curio,
but hardly worth anything.

Except to the paleontologist.

Perhaps, you'd like to see one
of our newest acquisitions.

The fossilized thigh bone

of a female giant
saber-toothed tiger

from outer Spirlovia.

Eh, which is just outside
outer Mongolia.

- I can't wait.
- Ha ha, come on.

[intense music]

Well, it's hot behind fossil.

Yes, it was also
enlightening, Olga.

Enlightening? What-what
means enlightening, Eggsky?

Instructive,
informative, my dear.

That young lady with
the professor thought

that I might steal
the only egg-xisting

Neosaurus egg in
the Western world.

Fourteen million years old.

It's probably stale, Eggsky,
after fourteen million years.

Why bother to take it?

You just leave
the thinking to me, Olga.

And me?

You just look beautiful,
my dear.

[speaking foreign language]

Sometimes you are such a..
[speaking in foreign language]

Hmm. Now let's dispense
with the flattery

and commence with
the job, shall we?

But why on earth
would anyone want

to steal a Neosaurus egg,
Barbara?

I don't know, daddy,
but it's gone.

And I'm sure Egghead
is the one who took it.

I agree with you there,
but why?

Has he stolen
anything else today?

Uh, well, as a matter
of fact, yes, he has.

He stole two pounds
of radium

from the Gotham City
Radium Center

not more than an hour ago.

By the way, Barbara, this
information is off the record.

I understand, daddy.

Thank you for
reporting this, darling.

And assure Professor Dactyl
that we'll make every effort

to get his egg
back for him.

Bye.

Why on earth would anyone want
to steal a Neosaurus egg?

That seems to be the question
of the day, Chief O'Hara.

Do you have an answer, Batman?

Unfortunately, no.

But I'm sure this theft
is connected

with this earlier theft
of the radium.

But how, Batman?

I think a little session with
the Batcomputer

will give us a clue.

We'll be in touch, commissioner.
Let's go, Robin.

Think they can
crack it, commissioner?

If they can't, who can?

Sure, and that's the truth.

I'm afraid we're not
going to get much help

from the Batcomputer,
Robin.

It can't go back
to prehistoric times.

This is a problem for good
old-fashioned brain power.

We'll have to think it out.

While Batman and Robin
puzzle over the problem

in the Batcave, another mind
works on the same problem

at the Gotham City Library.

Robin, do you remember
a Professor Willis Grimes?

You mean that Radiologist

who stayed at Wayne Manor
about six months ago.

Yes, he was here
for a convention.

And at the same time, he was
working on a new technique

of irradiation.

I remember something about it,
but it was technical stuff.

I didn't understand much of it.

Yes, it was complex,
but I think..

...I think it may be that clue
we're looking for.

- Can you get in touch with him?
- Unfortunately, no.

Professor Grimes is out
of the country right now.

But he did publish an article

in the South Eastern Regional
Journal of Applied Radiology.

[telephone buzzing]

- Yes, sir.
- Alfred.

Can you locate
the most recent issue

of the South Eastern Journal
of Applied Radiology?

There should be an article in it
by a Professor Willis Grimes.

Just a second, sir.
I'll see if I can find it.

That's it!
Professor Grimes!

Petula, does
the library subscribe

to the South Eastern Regional
Journal of Applied Radiology?

We don't get it anymore,
Barbara.

Remember we'd to cancel it
last year

when the city council
cut our budget.

That's right, I forgot. I've got
to get hold of a copy of it.

Who in Gotham City
would have it?

The only person in
Gotham City who subscribes

to more periodicals
than the public library

is millionaire Bruce Wayne.

Excuse me, Barbara.

I've someone waiting for
this copy of Robert Frost.

[instrumental music]

I've located it, sir.

What is the title of Professor
Grimes article, Alfred?

[phone ringing]

Just one second, sir.
Could you hold on?

The other line is ringing.

Bruce Wayne residence.

Alfred, this is Barbara Gordon.

'Does Bruce Wayne receive
the South Eastern'

'Regional Journal
of Applied Radiology?'

Uh, um, why? Um, yes,
he does, Miss Gordon.

Oh, thank goodness.

There is an article
in the latest issue of it

written by Professor Grimes.

Can you give me the title
of that article?

I believe I can.

Alfred, this is just
between you and me.

Of course, Miss Gordon.

I have it here, sir.

I have it here, Miss.

The title of the article is
"Revitalizing Fossil Forms

'By The Use Of High-Energy
Radioactive Energy Sources."'

Thank you, Alfred.

Thank you, Alfred.

You're welcome

Sir...Miss.

[sighing]

You think Egghead plans
to revitalize

that fossil egg
and hatch it?

Exactly, Robin.

But that's impossible!

[instrumental music]

[beeping]

You are going to hatch
40 million year old egg?

It's impossible, Eggsky.

That's what they told Fulton,
Edison and Casanova, Olga.

All we've to do is pour enough
radiation into that egg

I'm sure we can get it
to hatch.

Of course, Grimes theory
hasn't been tested yet

but I'm sure it'll work.

And we'll have
a real-life Neosaurus.

For our very own,
we'll control Gotham City

and that ought to be enough
dowry even for you, Olga.

Then finally,
we can get married.

You hatch egg,
I will hatch wedding.

Egg-xcellent, Olga.
Egg-xcellent.

And think what those
Dynamic Dimwits will do

when they are faced
with my Neosaurus.

Did you know that the Neosaurus
has 2,562 teeth?

Not covering wisdom teeth.

What is such a creature
eating, Eggsky?

Well, I'm planning
a three-course meal for it, yes.

Batman, Robin and Batgirl.

And for dessert, Commissioner
Gordon and Chief O'Hara.

Marvelous!

This Batgeiger counter will not
only pick up radiation, Robin

but it will tell us from
which direction it's coming.

Now that we've adjusted it to
react only to the radium source

stolen by Egghead, it
should be able to track down

his headquarters
in nothing flat.

Why didn't we think
of this before, Batman?

Hindsight is often better
than foresight, old chum.

Let's go.

[instrumental music]

[revving]

[instrumental music]

You are hearing
anything, Eggsky?

Nothing yet.
We'll give it another dose.

And we ought to keep zapping it
until it hatches.

[tires screeching]

- Batman, I'm getting a reading.
- What direction?

- North-east, very close.
- Right.

[tires screeching]

Batgirl, how did you learn
about the thefts?

- I have my own sources.
- So I see.

And you decided on the same
method of detection as we did?

My counter indicates
the source of radiation

is in that warehouse.

So does ours.

Well, I guess hindsight is often
better than foresight.

I suggest we pay them
a visit ...unannounced.

I've always liked
crashing parties.

[machine beeping]

[laughing]

You're swimming a blind alley,
Eggsky.

This is all waste of time.

What do you know about it?

I heard something stirring
inside of this shell.

You're kidding!

Yes, a few more bursts
and we'll hatch it.

(Robin)
Hatch this, Egghead.

[intense music]

[speaking foreign language]

[music continues]

Ha!

[music continues]

Bring her here!

Alright, that's enough,
Boy Wonder.

That was a slimy trick,
you rotten egg!

Of course, Batgirl, I have
a patent on slimy tricks.

Wait a minute, Eggsky.
Where is my Little Batushka?

Batman? He was probably too
afraid of me to show up.

Only these foolhardy youngsters

are impolitic enough
to do that.

Does not sound
like Batushka I know, huh.

That's because you don't know
him as well as I do, Olga.

At heart, he is a coward
in the egg-streme.

Batman has more courage
in his little finger

than you have in your
whole cowardly body, you..

Quiet, Wonder Midget, or I'll
have you cut off permanently!

Now, you all are
about to witness

one of my greatest triumphs.

Here.

You will observe a wonder
of modern science.

One more burst of radiation
and that egg will yield

a 40-million-year-old
Neosaurus.

A hungry Neosaurus,
my little friend.

[machine whirring]

[intense music]

I hear it.
I hear it.

The Neosaurus is going to hatch.

[intense music]

[growling]

[screaming]

[growling]

Calm down now,
little Neosaurus, calm down.

I'm your daddy.
I hatched you.

You wouldn't wanna hurt
your daddy now, would you?

[growling]

I'm your daddy.
Olga and I are your friends.

Aren't we, Olga?

[speaking in foreign language]

Eat those two.
They're young and tender.

Yum, yum.

[growling]

[screaming]

Lock the doors, Chief O'Hara.
Lock us in.

[Olga speaking foreign language]

Begorrah! I never thought
I'd see the likes of him

begging to be locked up.

Take it away.

[growling]

If we attack it from
different sides, Batgirl

we maybe able to subdue it.

Though, personally

I think he'd rather eat
peanut-butter sandwiches

than Gothamites.

Peanut-butter sandwiches?

(Batman)
'That's right, Batgirl.'

You know your
Neosauruses well, Robin.

Peanut-butter sandwiches it is.

What an ingenious trick, Batman.

Not so ingenious, Batgirl.

It's impossible to hatch
an egg 40-million-years-old

but Egghead didn't believe that.

So I used his disbelief
against him.

But why, Batman?

Too many Bessarovian Cossacks
around here, Robin.

'If I'd joined you
in the fight'

'some of them might've
been injured.'

'I arranged for Chief O'Hara
to surround this building.'

I used my costume to..

[growling]

...frighten them into
surrendering en masse.

Boy! I'll say.

What about the burst
of radiation

that hit the egg when
you were inside it, Batman?

Ah, I was able to protect myself
from the radiation, Batgirl

by coating the inside
of my costume

with a thin lead shielding.

Now that Olga and Egghead are
safely behind iron bars, Robin

they should have plenty of time
to study their paleontology.

She's gone again!

For once, Batman,
let's follow her.

No, Robin. With my head sticking
out of this Neosaurus costume

I might not appear
like an ordinary

run of the mill crime fighter.

You know who was inside
that Neosaurus egg?

Batman!

He sure turns up
in some weird places.

But how did you know this?

You can't keep a thing
like that a secret, Bruce.

The whole town is talking about
the Caped Crusaders latest coup.

But how could Batman have
gotten in a Neosaurus egg?

Hmm, apparently, he hatched his
own little plot, Chief O'Hara.

[laughing]

Daddy.

[telephone ringing]

Pardon me, do have some more
of my birthday cake.

Hello.

Skip Parker!

I am at
the Gotham Point, Barbara.

It looks like the surf's really
gonna be up in the morning.

Is there any chance
of joining me?

Oh, I'd love to, and I don't
have to be at work till noon.

Good, we can catch some
really wild combers out here.

Great, bye.

But what else is at the
Gotham Point besides the surf?

What else is wild
besides the combers?

Not that heartless hoodad,
The Joker!

- Trouble, Joker?
- Oh, none, Riptide.

With the aide of this little
two-way hot dog transmitter

I shall shortly to be king of
the surf at the Gotham Point.

Will he?
Will this green-haired gremlin

take over the world of surfing?
Or will he wind up in the zoo?

There's only one way
to find out.

Watch the next episode.

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