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Gotham City on a fresh new day...
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...which may be fraught
with fresh new danger.
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Olga, wait for me! Olga!
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Olga, wait for me!
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Olga! Giddyap.
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The Bessarovian Cossacks and Egghead.
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But that street leads directly
to police headquarters.
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Have they gone mad?
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Bonnie, where is that sandwich I ordered?
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It just arrived, Commissioner Gordon.
I'll send the delivery boy in.
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Thank you.
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Oh, oh. Thank you, thank you.
Here's a little something for you.
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Thank you, sir.
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You're very welcome.
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Wait a minute. What's going on?
I ordered a roast beef sandwich.
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- This is a poached egg sandwich.
-You don't say.
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- Heh, heh, heh.
-Yes, I do say--
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A poached egg sandwich?
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At your service, commissioner.
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No, no, no, please. No publicity.
I'm very shy, you know.
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You'll find it more difficult to get out
than in, Egghead.
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Oh, I've already made arrangements
for my eggs-it, commissioner.
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You are taking short elevator ride with us.
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You two will never get away with this.
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Oh, really, commissioner,
I wish someone would write you a new line.
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That one is getting so tired. Heh, heh.
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Shall we?
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Unh. Heh, heh.
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There. Up we go, me hearties. Heh, heh.
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Kidnapped?
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The commissioner's been kidnapped?
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Batgirl.
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Thank heavens you're here.
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But why are you here?
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Shall we say a hunch, Chief O'Hara?
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Some sixth sense
that things aren't quite right in Gotham City.
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Not only in Gotham City, but in this office.
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- The commissioner has been kidnapped.
-Kidnapped?
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My fa--
Commissioner Gordon kidnapped?
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Somehow he managed to drop this note.
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But it doesn't say much.
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I was about to call his daughter Barbara.
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But she'd likely worry herself to death.
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Right, Chief O'Hara.
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Don't call until we know the identities
and demands of the kidnappers.
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Kidnappers?
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Our fine police commissioner's
been abducted, Batman.
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Out of this very room.
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Whoever could have done
such a dastardly deed?
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Very likely our arch-foe,
that eggs-arable Egghead.
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And his conniving consort, Olga,
queen of the Bessarovian Cossacks.
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Egghead?
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Olga, queen of the Cossacks?
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Rumor has already reached our ear...
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...that those two evildoers
have joined forces, and in this town.
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That's why we're here.
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And it's not surprising that they'd start
in this office and with Commissioner Gordon.
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You're not surprised?
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What other public personage
could demand more respect...
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...or be held for a bigger ransom?
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Gosh, yes. Egghead knows
he can ask for the moon and get it.
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And if he doesn't get it,
what will happen to Commissioner Gordon?
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First things first, Batgirl.
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I know how Egghead operates.
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He finds the telephone irresistible.
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In fact, this one
should be ringing momentarily.
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- Hey! Hey!
- Can't you make those...
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...wild men of yours quiet down?
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- Is victory celebration, Eggski.
-I know.
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But I've gotta telephone police headquarters
and tell them about our ransom.
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- Is more important ransom than victory dance.
-Yes.
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Stop the music.
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That must be Egghead's call. May I take it?
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- There's no one else in Gotham City who can.
-Commissioner Gordon's office.
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Oh, my, my, how your voice
has changed, commissioner.
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Never mind the bad jokes.
I know you have Commissioner Gordon.
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Oh, do you now, Batman?
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And do you also know what we want...
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...in eggs-change
for the dear commissioner's life?
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What is the ransom?
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Just 10 cents, Batman.
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One thin dime for every egg eaten
in Gotham City.
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- It's sort of an egg-cise tax, Batman.
- Well, that's unfeasible.
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Hundreds of thousands of eggs
are consumed in Gotham City.
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- There's no way to keep track of them.
-Oh, yes, there is, Batman.
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The entire Gotham City police force...
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...will be mobilized
as egg counters and tax collectors.
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They will make it their business
to count every egg...
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...that is consumed within the city limits...
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...and to collect my egg tax on each one.
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Otherwise, we'll mail
the commissioner back to you in a box.
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A pine box.
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We have no choice.
The egg tax will be collected.
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See that it is, Batman.
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And remember,
I'll be making spot checks myself.
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If every egg isn't counted and paid for...
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...it's goodbye, Gordon. Heh, heh. Clear?
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Quite clear.
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A 10-cent tax on every egg
eaten in Gotham City.
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Holy eggshells.
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In a few days, that would add up to millions.
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Couldn't we ask the people of Gotham City
to stop eating eggs?
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Wait a minute, Robin.
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If egg consumption in Gotham City
were to suddenly decline...
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...Egghead might take revenge
by harming Commissioner Gordon.
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Batgirl is right.
We'll have to pay the egg tax...
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...until we locate
and rescue Commissioner Gordon.
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And I'm afraid the onerous job
of collecting that tax is yours, Chief O'Hara.
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I'll take care of all that, Batman...
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...so you can concentrate
on locating those scoundrels.
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I have a plan.
It's a long shot, but it just might work.
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I, too, have a plan, Batman.
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I suggest we attack the problem separately.
With two approaches...
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...we have a better chance of locating them.
-I hope you're right, Batgirl.
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Hello, chief. The usual?
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Right, Gilligan.
A large milk and a hot pastrami.
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Never mind the pastrami.
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Chief O'Hara would like half a dozen eggs.
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- How do you like them, chief?
-Why, you--
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Now, one hand on me...
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...and you'll never see
your dear commissioner again, chief.
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You win, Egghead.
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Now, how did you say you liked your eggs?
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- Scrambled.
-Hm.
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Bring Chief O'Hara half a dozen--
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No, make it a dozen scrambled eggs.
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Chief, you want me to pounce this guy
out of here?
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No, no, Gilligan. He's a friend.
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- Just bring the eggs.
-A dozen scrambled eggs?
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I'm feeling a bit hungry
this morning, Gilligan.
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Anything you say.
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I had to pretend to be cool and objective...
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...when it was my very own father
who'd been kidnapped.
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I understand how difficult
it must have been for you.
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- Is there anything I can do?
-Yes, that's why I asked you to come here.
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You're the only person in Gotham City
who can help me.
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I'll gladly give you any assistance
I can, Ms. Gordon--
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Batgirl, I should say.
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You have some plan to locate your father?
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Well, it's only a remote possibility,
but at least it's better than nothing.
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My father uses a very rare brand
of aftershave lotion...
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...called Wellington Number Four.
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It's imported from Sumatra.
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I know the brand.
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A former employer of mine,
the Earl of Chutney, used to use it.
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If I remember correctly, its ingredients
contain a small amount of curry root...
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...which gives it a very pungent aroma,
quite unlike any other aftershave lotion.
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Yes, the aroma is unmistakable.
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I think I guess your plan.
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But shouldn't we enlist the aid of others?
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No. Now, think for a moment, Alfred.
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How would Batgirl know
such an intimate fact...
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...about Commissioner Gordon,
unless, of course...?
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I see your point.
But surely Batman and Robin could--
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No, no, not them either.
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My effectiveness as a crime-fighter
depends on keeping my identity a secret.
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And now more than ever,
I need that effectiveness.
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You're right.
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But I'm afraid it won't be so easy
for just the two of us...
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...to traverse the whole of Gotham City...
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...trying to locate the aroma
of a particular aftershave lotion.
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You're right, Alfred. It's a hopeless task.
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So I suggest we begin at once.
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Oh, thank you, Alfred.
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I would like to be of help, Batman...
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...but I have no knowledge of the whereabouts
of Olga and her Cossacks.
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She'd hardly communicate
with the embassy...
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...since the Cossacks have been at war
with the legitimate government of Bessarovia...
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...for many centuries.
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I'm aware of that, Mr. Ambassador.
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We didn't come here for information,
but for help of another kind.
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By all means, Batman.
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Believe me, the government of Bessarovia
would like to see this woman apprehended...
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...as much as you would.
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Good.
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It's my suspicion that Olga and her Cossacks
may show up here any time.
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Here? But why should they--?
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Of course.
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- The brass samovar of Genghis Khan.
-Exactly.
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The brass samovar of Genghis Khan.
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Why is it so important?
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It's a symbol of power, Robin.
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Like the Stone of Scone to the Scots.
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Traditionally, anyone who possesses
the brass samovar of Genghis Khan...
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...is the legitimate ruler of Bessarovia.
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- What's it doing here, then?
-My government sent it for safekeeping...
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...since certain opposition parties
in my country...
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...were planning to steal it.
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- And you think Olga will try to steal it?
-it may be part of the overall plan.
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First the abduction of Commissioner Gordon,
and the egg tax.
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Now this samovar.
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A priceless target.
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The Cossacks have tried to steal the samovar
many times before.
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With your help, Mr. Ambassador,
we may make this theft Olga's last.
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Just tell me what you want me
to do, Batman.
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NARRATOR". As night falls, the Bessarovian
Embassy has other visitors.
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There is prize.
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Brass samovar of Genghis Khan...
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...symbol of Bessarovian power...
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...at last is coming to rightful possessor.
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Quickly...my Cossacks.
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Hey!
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Now, now is proof...
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...I am imperial queen of Cossacks.
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Only queen is entitled
to brass samovar. Push.
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Push,push,push.
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And be careful you don't scratch
my beautiful samovar...
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...or I will slice you to shreds.
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Push, push, push, Cossacks.
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Push,push.
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NARRATOR". The Cossacks and Olga
take the samovar back to their hideout...
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...where it joins other collectors' items.
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There's the commissioner, Batman.
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I think he's trying
to tell us something, Robin.
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Welcome, malen'kiy Batushka.
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Put the little mal'chik in cage
with old commissioner.
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And drag handsome to throne.
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What's this?
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You've captured the Caped Crusaders?
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Olga, you eggs-quisite diabolical genius.
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- But of course.
-Yes.
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How did you do it?
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- By underhand trick, what else?
-Yes.
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Aha.
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Malen'kiy Batushka is waking.
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Handsome.
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Oh, no troubles, Batushka...
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...or we are making shashlik
out of little mal'chik...
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...and old commissioner.
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Yes, much better, Batushka.
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You would like to know perhaps
how you are being tricked, huh?
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Orloff.
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Your Highness.
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So you gave us away
as a traitor to your country.
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Who is traitor?
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I am Bessarovian Cossack from little boy.
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ls true.
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Omar is famous magnificent
Bessarovian chef.
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Thank you, Highness.
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And now I am making greatest
Bessarovian borscht of my career.
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With special ingredients.
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No, I object.
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Well, you think cooking in borscht
is too cruel, Eggski?
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No, don't be ridiculous, Olga.
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It's just that I'd like to kill them now.
They're too tricky to play around with.
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Believe me, I know them.
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Now that we've got them,
let's eggs-terminate them.
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Who is "we"? I caught them.
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Besides, I may decide not
to cook malen'kiy Batushka.
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Don't tell me that you're falling
for this cowled clown?
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Maybe.
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Maybe not.
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- We are seeing.
-But you are engaged to me.
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How dare you two-time me?
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And especially with this caped creep.
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How dare you tell me what to do?
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Me, Olga, queen of Bessarovian Cossacks.
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Olga Shmolga.
You'd still be washing dishes...
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...in that run-down Bessarovian restaurant
if it wasn't for me.
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Be careful.
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Old Cossack proverb:
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"Open mouth
is leading quickly to open grave."
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And don't give me
any of your Cossack proverbs either.
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I say kill him now or I'll--
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So much for big-mouth.
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Now we can have malen'kiy talk,
eh, Batushka?
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You find me attractive little, huh?
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I'd find you much more attractive
if you were on the right side of the law, Olga.
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- This kind of life can only lead to trouble.
-Heh, heh.
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Is better making love
than sermons, Batushka.
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Otherwise you are going into pot
with others.
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00:18:13,612 --> 00:18:16,532
A little kiss maybe?
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A little kiss not maybe.
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Maybe I give you little kiss. Hm?
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The great Bessarovian borscht of my career.
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Beautiful, beautiful.
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Step right in there.
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This will be beautiful, beautiful. Ha, ha.
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Oh, very nice.
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Well, you are no longer in Bessarovia, Olga.
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In this country, the standards are different.
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You should abide by our customs,
not yours.
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00:19:05,914 --> 00:19:08,042
On contrary...
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...I am considering this place
malen'kiy piece of Bessarovia.
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00:19:13,189 --> 00:19:16,192
Here, we are following my customs.
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00:19:16,366 --> 00:19:19,577
And my customs
are requiring wedding borscht...
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00:19:19,752 --> 00:19:23,130
...made from captured prisoners.
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00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:27,686
- Wedding borscht?
-Of course, Batushka.
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00:19:27,988 --> 00:19:30,574
But I thought you were engaged
to marry Egghead.
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00:19:30,748 --> 00:19:33,251
I am marrying both of you.
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00:19:33,424 --> 00:19:37,594
Cossack queen is permitted
up to six husbands.
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00:19:37,771 --> 00:19:40,983
Oh, but do not worry, Batushka.
294
00:19:41,158 --> 00:19:46,121
You will always be number one in my heart.
295
00:20:11,594 --> 00:20:13,054
Batgirl, this is Alfred.
296
00:20:13,224 --> 00:20:14,433
I have just detected...
297
00:20:14,688 --> 00:20:17,983
...the unmistakable aroma
of Wellington Number Four.
298
00:20:18,157 --> 00:20:20,285
Where are you, Alfred?
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00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:24,129
In front of a warehouse
at number 12 Bannister Street.
300
00:20:24,304 --> 00:20:26,639
- I'll be right there.
-Good.
301
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,544
It's unmistakable, Alfred.
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00:20:47,715 --> 00:20:51,219
Wellington Number Four
coming from inside this warehouse.
303
00:20:51,395 --> 00:20:53,188
Oh, you can't go in alone, Batgirl.
304
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,279
If nothing else, I'll go in with you
and provide a diversion.
305
00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:59,540
No, Alfred, I would never forgive myself
if you got hurt.
306
00:20:59,715 --> 00:21:02,092
Now, you must stay here.
307
00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:13,251
Soon you are both becoming my husbands.
308
00:21:13,427 --> 00:21:18,849
Well, it's worth playing second fiddle
just to see Batman married.
309
00:21:21,998 --> 00:21:24,042
'Batgirl!
'Batgirl?
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00:21:24,214 --> 00:21:25,590
Batgirl.
311
00:21:47,668 --> 00:21:50,379
They need help. They can't handle
all those Cossacks alone.
312
00:21:50,553 --> 00:21:52,430
You are both staying right here in pot.
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00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,103
- Here.
-What?
314
00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:58,488
Alfred, Bruce Wayne's butler.
What are you--?
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00:21:58,663 --> 00:22:01,124
No time to explain now, commissioner.
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00:22:01,297 --> 00:22:02,798
- There we go.
-Thank you, Alfred.
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00:22:02,969 --> 00:22:05,138
I'm with you, Batman.
318
00:22:05,519 --> 00:22:08,564
Oh, help me, Eggski.
You must do something.
319
00:22:08,739 --> 00:22:11,617
My Cossacks are falling like vodka bottles.
320
00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:14,168
So you admit you need my help, eh, Olga?
321
00:22:16,181 --> 00:22:18,684
- Bygones be bygones.
-All right, come over here.
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00:22:18,856 --> 00:22:25,697
I've been saving this little surprise
for just such an eggs-igency. Heh, heh.
323
00:22:27,803 --> 00:22:31,890
Yes, these hens have been fed
a straight diet of onions...
324
00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:33,569
...for the past six months.
325
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:36,075
Onions? What is from these onions?
326
00:22:36,248 --> 00:22:38,917
You just wait a minute, my dear,
and you'll see.
327
00:22:55,605 --> 00:22:57,148
Out of my way.
328
00:23:08,357 --> 00:23:11,944
All right, Egghead, your turn has come to--
329
00:23:13,039 --> 00:23:16,293
Unh! What--'? I--
330
00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:24,446
Have a good cry, Batman. You'll need it.
331
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,682
Oh!
332
00:23:35,030 --> 00:23:36,448
Oh! Yes.
333
00:23:37,287 --> 00:23:40,707
You'll discover that
kidnapping police commissioners is--
334
00:23:54,304 --> 00:23:56,848
- Are you all right, Batman?
-Yes, commissioner.
335
00:23:57,021 --> 00:23:59,356
But I'm afraid they've escaped.
336
00:23:59,529 --> 00:24:04,576
And Egghead used
a particularly powerful form of tear gas.
337
00:24:04,756 --> 00:24:06,341
Holy crying towels, Batman.
338
00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:09,181
- This stuff is terrible.
-I know.
339
00:24:09,354 --> 00:24:11,898
At least you're safe, Commissioner Gordon.
340
00:24:12,072 --> 00:24:14,699
Yes, Batgirl, but is Gotham City safe?
341
00:24:19,932 --> 00:24:25,270
I'm afraid Gotham City won't be safe
until those Cossacks are behind bars.
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00:24:26,286 --> 00:24:27,621
NARRATOR".
How right he is.
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00:24:27,791 --> 00:24:32,379
Gotham City faces disaster with Egghead,
Olga and the Cossacks on the loose.
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00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,518
When and how will it end?
345
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:35,941
Will it end?
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Maybe we'll get an inkling
in our next episode.
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