All language subtitles for Batman s03e07 Louie, the Lilac.eng

� Batman

(male narrator)
Another brisk bright day blossoms in Gotham City.

But is day the only thing
that's blooming

or isn't blooming?

The park is ready, commissioner.
The police are ready.

All the Flower Children
in Gotham City are ready

for their fancy Flower-in,
but there are no flowers.

No flowers in Gotham City,
Chief O'Hara?

Somehow someone has cornered
the flower market.

Uh, mainly the lilacs.

Oh, sure there's gonna be
trouble at that Flower-in

with no flowers, begorrah.

Plenty of trouble.

And all because I,
Louie the Lilac..

...The Great Louie the Lilac

has cornered
the flower market.

What do you expect
to gain by that, Louie?

Some of the young people
of the Flower Generation

will be the future leaders
of the country, Arbutus.

When I have them within
my Flower Power

and control their minds

Gotham City will be my garden
to loot and plunder.

And later...the world.

To the Flower-mobile.

Let's start with
Princess Primrose.

They all tune in on her.

While at the flowerless
Flower-in..

� I just can't let you go

� Yeah I just can't let you go

� I just can't let you go

� Pretty baby

[indistinct]

� Just a little grooving
all night long �

� Don't know what to do

� Can't let you..

Some Flower-in, Princess
Primrose, without any flowers.

I mean, it's freaky. How can
we take a flower of life trip?

Think flowers, Dogwood,
you know, just think flowers.

Barbara. Barbara Gordon.

Hello, Thelma.

It's not Thelma
any longer, Barbara.

I'm Princess Primrose.

I'm a Flower Child now.

And these are my Flower Friends.

(Primrose)
'We're having a Flower-in, you know.'

It's cool, man,
and you'll blow your mind.

I think we'll
call you...Hyacinth.

I think you've flipped
a pedal or two.

It's Louie the Lilac
in his Flower-mobile.

(Primrose)
'I knew Louie the Lilac would come to our rescue.'

There you are, flowers.

Groove, man.

(Louie)
'Lilacs for my Flower Children.'

'There you are, lilacs, lilacs.'

Flowers. Lilacs
for my Flower Children.

Flowers. Lilacs.
There you are.

All of you. Lilacs. Lilacs.

Ah, Princess Primrose.

Come, let's go back
to my greenhouse

and plan our
worldwide Flower-in.

[zaps]

[dramatic music]

Away, Acacia.

[engine revving]

Man, now that really
gets me uptight.

I mean, Princess Primrose
splitting with the Lilac.

I mean, that's a bum trip.

Like these, these plastic
flowers ain't worth that, man.

I'm tuned out, you know.

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But, daddy, somehow
he mesmerized her

and then drove off with her.

Barbara, the police have many
serious things to worry about.

Besides some Princess Primrose
being whisked away

from a public park
in a Flower-mobile.

That's just it. She wasn't
whisked away, she was kidnapped.

I'm sure of it.
And she's a friend of mine.

I went to college with her
when she was Thelma Jones.

We're late for a meeting
with the City Council, Barbara.

- Relax.
- I can't relax.

I'm late. I should've been
at the library an hour ago.

Barbara, a good librarian
is a calm librarian.

[instrumental music]

[beeping]

Of course, Miss Gordon.
I'll call him.

It's, um, Commissioner Gordon's
daughter, sir.

Barbara Gordon on the red phone?

This is Batman, Miss Gordon.

I probably shouldn't have
used this phone, Batman

I hope I'm not disturbing you.

Not at all, we were just putting
a flower decal on the Batmobile.

We're to be guests of honor
at a Flower-in this afternoon.

That's what I wanted to talk
to you about, the Flower-in.

And in Louie the Lilac's
isolated greenhouse

which in turn houses
his humid Hot House..

I-I don't know what you
did to me or why I'm here

but how can I run a Flower-in
in this greenhouse?

Flower-ins aren't of prime
importance to me, Primrose

it's the Flower Children
and you're their princess.

Sometimes I think
I'm too much of a ding-a-ling

so does Barbara Gordon.

Barbara Gordon?

The police commissioner's
daughter.

Works at Gotham Library.

She was walking through
the park this morning

'when you arrived
in your Flower-mobile.'

Police Commissioner Gordon.

[zaps]

Alright, Primrose,
into the Hot House.

Good place to keep
you out of sight

until your friends
get my message.

Lock the door.

When the stupefying
aromatic spray

from my Pocket Lilac wears off,
she may try to get out.

Acacia, you keep your eye
on her, you understand?

See that the Hot House
lets off more steam than her.

Arbutus, you tail
Barbara Gordon.

Who knows what she might've
told her father.

Get goin'.

I'm going down
to police headquarters

the Batmobile's usually
parked in an alley nearby.

This may be my big chance.

I don't dig this
three-dollar Princess Primrose.

And I don't dig Louie the Lilac
either or his plastic flowers.

I mean, Flower People try
to do good and spread joy power.

But all Louie does
is make a bad scene.

So let's make a little
rumble down at fuzztown.

Come on.

[dramatic music]

[engine revving]

Barbara had no right to call you
with the red phone, Batman.

It precipitated the first
real argument we've ever had.

'Tis a sad thing to hear.

She was understandably concerned
about Princess Primrose.

This, this Louie the Lilac,
what do you know about him?

(Gordon)
'Very little, Batman.'

We'll check with
the Bat-computer

about the present whereabouts
of Louie the Lilac.

[intercom buzzing]

- Yes, Bonnie.
- 'Commissioner.'

'There are a bunch
of Flower Children'

'out here to see you.'

Flower Children?
Alright, send them..

Wait a minute, Bonnie.
Hold a second.

We'll go out the window
using the Bat-ropes.

- Otherwise we'll be mobbed.
- Mobbed?

In-in police headquarters?

The Flower Children
think we're cool, man

like we turn 'em on, you know.

Yes, please be gentle with
your visitors, commissioner.

Although it may not be
understood by more literal minds

in their own way they're doing
what they can to correct

the world's woes
with love and flowers.

[upbeat music]

Alright, Bonnie,
I'll see them now.

[coughs]

Brace yourself for some
nutty nosegays, Chief O'Hara.

What's that?

It's a flowery little
advertising card, Robin.

"Lila's Lilac Shop.
11, Lavender Lane."

This bears investigation.

I strongly suspect that
this lilac-colored card

could be...a plant.

[tires screeching]

Lila. Louie.

- Lila.
- Yes, Louie.

You may be receiving a couple
of unusual customers, Lila..

...Batman and Robin.

Batman and Robin?

If they've fallen
for my little ruse.

'You still have some
Alba Bulgaria in stock?'

Poison lilacs?

There may be some tired ones
around, Louie. Why?

I'm sure that the Dynamic Duo
will be overwhelmed

by their fragrance anyway, Lila.

And I'll be there shortly
to help you dispose off

the soon to be Creped Crusaders.

Amazing.

Truly amazing.

Look at all these lilacs, Robin.

Good day, gentlemen.

Obviously you haven't been
affected by the current

flower shortage in Gotham City.

I guess I'm just lucky.

Lucky or being favored
for some special reason?

'I'm afraid I don't
understand you, Batman.'

But my display
is nice, isn't it?

And I have some other very
rare lilacs in the rear room

'if you'd like to see them.'

I'm always interested in
the unusual of any species.

I'll bring them out.

[dramatic music]

What do you think?

A wild lilac chase?

I think she makes
a delightful distraction

for whatever Louie the Lilac's
ultimate scheme may be.

Oh!

(Lila)
'How clumsy of me.'

- I'll get them.
- Robin.

Look out, those could be
poison Alba Bulgaria.

While in Barbara Gordon's
apartment..

I may be imagining
things, Charlie

but I think some man followed me
home from the library.

He came out the service stairs
when I took the elevator.

If he found the
fire escape landing

he might very well be out on..

What are you doing
on this terrace?

Just admiring the view of
Gotham City, lady, that's all.

From my terrace?
Faced the wrong way?

The police will be
interested in this.

The police ain't
gonna be interested

in nothin' at all, lady.

And while Barbara faces
her vexatious visitor

what's happening in the Hot
House of Louie's greenhouse?

Man-eating lilacs.
Holy purple cannibals!

Exactly, Boy Blunder.

A rare species just in
from Brazil which I crossed

with even more
carnivorous plants.

'And gusty gourmands they are.'

They got ahold
of an explorer in the jungle

and left nothing
but his shoelaces.

What happened to
Princess Primrose, Acacia?

She's drying out in the office.

Flower Children wilt fast.

She and her Flower Friends
will do more than just wilt

'before I'm through with them.'

- Come on, let's get outta here.
- Oh, yes, Louie.

It's so humid in here.

[chuckles]

Gosh, Batman. What a way to go.

Eaten alive by a lilac.

Well, Robin, at least
it's a flowery finish.

With the Dynamic Duo
being devoured whole

by a strange species
of man-eating lilac

what are we doing here
in the Bat-cave?

Maybe this call on
the red phone will tell us.

I'm sorry, sir, he's out.

- Out where?
- I don't know, sir.

When they left this morning

they were on their way
to your office.

When they left here, they were
on their way to the Bat-cave

to consult the Bat-computer
about a renowned criminal

named Louie the Lilac.

Louie the Lilac?

If you hear from Batman
have him contact me.

Of course, sir.

Barbara's phone is dead,
Batman is out.

- Nothing is going--
- Ah, now, commissioner.

Watch your blood pressure.

To consult the Bat-computer

about a renowned criminal

called Louie the Lilac.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

And he hasn't been
heard from since.

[clinks]

"Lila's Lilac Shop.
11 Lavender Lane."

At least they're
gentle about it, Batman.

I haven't felt one bite me yet.

Man-eating lilacs
have no teeth, Robin

it's a process of ingestion
through their tendrils.

Batman, we've got to get
out of this somehow.

Can't you get to your
utility belt and signal Alfred?

No, they've already
consumed my utility belt, Robin.

And my hands are entwined
by these vicious vines.

Holy Luther Burbank!

How are they doing, Louie?

Ooh, I can't look.

A lilac's digestive processes
are much slower than a human

it takes a little time.

You monster.

Monster?

What would your Flower Children
think of such language

from their princess?

I'm sure when you speak
to them shortly

you'll talk of me
in much more endearing terms.

[zaps]

Let's really put my Flower Power
to work in the park.

To the Flower-in.

Whilst in Barbara's apartment..

Lady, it don't take no ten
minutes to powder your nose

in a locked bedroom.

[footsteps]

Who are you?
What do you want?

From one interloper to another

perhaps you might
answer those questions.

I ain't interlopin'.

A friend of mine locked
herself in the bedroom.

If she locked herself
in the bedroom

there must've been
a reason for it.

Well, that's her reason
and mine, not yours.

You, uh, you got some
connection with Batman?

Speaking of connections,
what happened to that phone?

She was gonna call the cops.

You ripped out the phone
and she locked herself in.

What were you doing
here in the first place?

Now, wait a minute, lady.

Everything's gonna be alright.
I'm leaving right now.

I'm gettin' outta here.

The cops and her father
Commissioner Gordon.

Strange, that looked like
Batgirl out on the terrace.

Batgirl?

Batgirl?

Oh, Barbara, I've been
so worried about you.

And what was Batgirl doing here?

Batgirl?

I believe you saw the intruder

who followed me home
from the library.

I tried to call you,
but he ripped out the phone.

Put men around this building
and have that phone repaired.

When you wanted to be on
your own and insisted

on taking an apartment, I..

I was afraid something
like this would happen.

Oh, daddy, nothing's happened.

I locked myself in the bedroom.
I'm perfectly alright, really.

I still think you
should move back home.

Is that what you were
trying to call me about?

No, I, I thought you might
have dinner with me tonight

but when the line was dead..

Oh, I'm sorry and I'd love
to have dinner with you tonight.

But first, I have to go back
to the library this afternoon.

I'd only come home for lunch
and discovered the intruder.

Well, he won't intrude
on you again

I can tell you that for sure.

I hope you're right,
Chief O'Hara.

Thank you for being
worried about me.

I'll call you
when I get home.

Good girl. Bye.

There's a lot of traffic
on that balcony today.

I went through
your service hall

and then came along
the outside ledge

I couldn't risk being caught.

After all, we're the only ones
who know our little secret.

There are rumors around
that something's happened

to Batman and Robin.

Mr. Wayne, uh, looked
into it a bit

but I have reason to believe

that they were last seen
in a florist's on Lavender Lane.

Though the Batmobile
has been located outside

an isolated greenhouse.

I can't tell all
you Flower Children

what a fine and generous man
Louie the Lilac is.

'And how he's cornered
the flower market'

'to make this
Flower-in a success.'

And what hope and dreams
he has for us

and the future of the world.

A-and, and what hopes
and dreams he has for us..

What's this?

Apparently, Louie's

stupefying aromatic spray
has worn off.

'...and..'

You tripped out, Primrose.

Groovy, but in the wrong groove.

You're right, man.

He's tuned out. Rifty.

Now he's putting a period
on Batman and Robin

in his poisonous purple pad.

Batman and Robin?

Wow, man, he ought to
be called Louie the louse.

Get us out of here, Acacia.

Get us out quick!

After him!

[indistinct chattering]

And shortly back with
the semi-digested duo.

One of these monsters is
nibbling at my ear, Batman.

I said one of these monsters
is nibbling at my ear!

I hear you, Robin.

I've managed to loosen one foot.

There's a flower pot next to it

if I can just kick it
through that glass..

Well, we finally got rid
of those flower creeps for now.

But I'll get my Flower Power
to work yet.

Wonder how the Brazilian
man-eaters are doin'

with the Dynamic Duo.

[glass shatters]

Ah! They're not even
chewed up a little.

Nor will we be.

A word of advice, Louie

one blast of cool air
kills these blooming cannibals

far quicker than they can
devour any human repast.

Gosh, yes.

Get Azalea, Petunia.

[grunting]

[grunting]

[shouting]

[dramatic music]

[thud]

[crash]

[grunting]

Not you again.

How did you get
mixed up with this?

Maybe some other
time and place

we can have a question
and answer session, Batman.

But not here.

[music continues]

Louie.

She's got a spray can
of powdery mildew.

Don't use it.

Don't use that spray!

Anything it touches
molds and decays.

[dramatic music]

They're getting away, Batman.

Don't worry, Robin.
Run to the Batmobile.

Alert Commissioner Gordon,
he'll round them up.

He's mildewed.

He's wilting.

Maybe mildewed
and wilting and molding

and decaying
on the outside, Lila

but inside I'm still
Louie the Lilac.

And somehow, someday,
I'm going to control

the flower market of the world.

And with it

the entire flower generation.

Batman, there's about a thousand
Flower Children outside.

They found your Flower-mobile

'and they're after
your budding scalp.'

Louie, it looks like it's..

...lilac time for you.

Never.

Never!

Never!

Batman, he's throwing himself
into the man-eating lilacs.

Don't worry, Robin,
that cold blast of air

put those lilacs in a torpor.

Go back outside
and calm the Flower Children.

They'll mob me.

Groovy.

And I think
your car is arriving.

Batgirl, would you
take this young lady..

She's gone, Batman.

She knew when
to get out of here.

Smart dame.

Who is she?

I don't know.

I never have,
perhaps I never will.

But I wish I did.

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I calmed down
the Flower Children

and they've gone, Batman.

And the police
have taken Lila away.

I said we'd bring
in Louie the Lilac.

[indistinct shouting]

Holy hoofbeats!

Exactly, Robin.

And if I'm not mistaken
a band of Bessarovian Cossacks

just rode by.

Olga, wait for me, Olga.

Oh, come on, Eggski.

Darlin', hurry up,
we don't have all day.

- Oh, Olga.
- Come on!

Olga, wait for me. Wait!

Egghead.

What's he doing back
in Gotham City?

And that woman! She looked like
a real Tatarn Princess.

I predict that Batman and Robin
will soon be getting a call

on the red telephone.

But first, let's rescue
Louie the Lilac from those..

...clinging vines.

Be sure to watch
the next episode

for what Egghead
and a Tatar Princess named Olga

have in store
for the Caped Crusaders.

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