All language subtitles for Batman s03e03 The Wail of the Siren.eng

� Batman

(male narrator)
A glorious morning in Gotham City

when in
Commissioner Gordon's office

The Siren readies
a nasty scheme.

[shrieking]

Now, commissioner, you are
ready to do my bidding.

Your merest wish is
my ultimate command.

Just say, "Yes" that will be
sufficient although superfluous.

No man can resist
the stunning note of my voice.

Two octaves above High C.

- I want you to call Batman.
- 'Batman?'

(Siren)
'Call him..'

...and have him meet you
in some neutral place.

If you desire.

How about, uh, how about
my daughter's apartment?

- Splendid.
- What do I tell him then?

- Nothing.
- Nothing?

You will not show up
for the meeting.

Just be sure you know where
he parks the Batmobile.

In the underground garage of her
apartment building, where else.

How superbly suitable.

[theme music]

Barbara Gordon's apartment?
Why there?

Ours is not to
reason why, Dick.

We're duly deputized
minions of the law

Commissioner Gordon is
our immediate superior

and good crime-fighters
always obey orders.

- To the Bat-poles.
- Roger.

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[dramatic music]

[tires screeching]

And now in Barbara Gordon's
apartment the mystery deepens.

I can't fathom it.

This is the first time
Commissioner Gordon's

failed to keep
an appointment with us.

It's not like him.
Not like him at all.

I was looking for him meself.

And his secretary Bonnie
thought he might be coming here.

I certainly hope
nothing's happened to him.

Yes, but why would he wanna meet
us here and not in his office?

He must have had
a very good reason, Robin.

Commissioner Gordon doesn't take
his responsibilities lightly.

I don't know how long they'll
be, we gotta work fast.

Now, remember,
your primary mission

is to discover
the location of the Bat-cave

and the true identities
of Robin and Batman.

With that knowledge as a weapon

plus the fortune that I plan to
get from millionaire Bruce Wayne

my plan will be complete.

It's a beautiful plan.
Beautiful.

Would any of you
care for a soft drink?

No thank you, Ms. Gordon.
We might find it too relaxing.

The first order of business
is to locate your father.

Sure'n that's the truth.

Perhaps the Bat-computer
could be of some help, Robin.

Roger.

Goodbye, Ms. Gordon.

And don't worry
about your father.

And shortly
in The Siren's hideout

in a subterranean grotto..

[harp music]

Batman and Robin
you're finished I say

for hidden inside of your car..

...Commissioner Gordon
is lurking and soon..

...he'll tell me
whoever you are.

[chuckles]

[shrieking]

Nothing quite so pleasant as
a musical interlude, eh, boys?

You hired us to be criminals,
Siren, not critics.

All we've been doing
is losing a week of time

while you sit around
and strum the strings.

Patience I can see
is not one of your virtues

if indeed you have any.

But you needn't wait
much longer, my dear Allegro.

The first step in my fantastic
plan has already been completed.

Even as we converse my operation
is rapidly coming to fruition.

And like most women you keep
talking about your operation

but you still haven't
really told us what it is.

For openers, boys, who remembers
the good women of history.

Florence Nightingale
and Molly Pitcher..

...be pale in comparison
to Mata Hari

Lucrezia Borgia
and Lady Macbeth.

Evil is what makes
the world go round

and I want to be evil.

'I'm not knocking evil, Siren,

'but don't forget
Catwoman and Black Widow.'

'They all went up
the river because of Batman.'

Hmm. Right you are,
my musical mobster.

But those amateurs
neglected one thing.

They neglected to expose
Batman's identity.

Once that's done,
the cowled crime-fighters

efficiency will be dissipated

leaving me a clear path to
ravage and pillage Gotham City

as it's never been ravaged
and pillaged before.

'I want to become
the wickedest woman..'

[shrieking]

...in Gotham City
and thus in the world.

[shrieking]

With the help
of Bruce Wayne's fortune..

[shrieking]

...which I shall
shortly control!

[shrieking]

[laughing]

It doesn't look as though
your father's going to show up.

I'm afraid you're right,
Chief O'Hara.

I'll get back to the office. If
I hear from him, I'll call you.

Do that, even if I'm out
I'll get the message.

Even if you're out
you'll answer?

Well, not exactly that,
my phone answers for me.

Oh, sure'n it's one of those
tricky little gizmos

that answers
in your own voice

and then
replays the messages.

Sure'n it is, Chief O'Hara.

At least it won't be answering
in Lorelei Circe's voice

or the windows in this
building would be broken.

- Whose voice?
- Lorelei Circe.

She's the world famous chanteuse
who's appearing in Gotham City.

She has a range of seven octaves

when she sings her highest note

I'm told only
hunting dogs can hear it

and are completely stunned.

Well, let's hope your father
doesn't run into her.

Oh, I'm just
spoofing you, Barbara.

I'm sure he'll show up
safe and sound.

Goodbye.

[instrumental music]

Charlie, am I jumping to
the world's biggest conclusion?

Could my father have
run into Lorelei Circe?

Lorelei Circe.

Lorelei a temptress.

A siren who lives in a..

...grotto.

The Grotto Arms. I read
that's where she's been staying.

[squawks]

What's onBarbara's mind,
Charlie?

Is she about to go into action

as that
Dominoe Daredoll, Batgirl?

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who fell in from outer space? �

� Or are you real
with a tender warm embrace? �

� Yeah
whose baby are you? �

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What do you suppose
is the matter?

Maybe it doesn't understand our
question about the commissioner.

I've never seen
that light flash before.

Oh, that's the Batcomputer
Bat-resistance signal.

Of course it doesn't
understand our question

It can't answer it.

Commissioner Gordon represents
law and order.

The Batcomputer is programmed
to deal only with criminals.

Holy one track
Batcomputer mind!

We'll have to figure
this one out ourselves.

Not without some
nourishment, old chum.

The body and mind need food.

Good evening, sir.
Through for the day?

We're gonna grab a bite
and get back to the business.

- Which is, if I may ask?
- Locating Commissioner Gordon.

Very good, sir. If you'll
excuse me I have dusting to do.

You'll find your milk
and sandwiches in the study.

Thank you, Alfred.

[intense music]

Commissioner Gordon,
what are you doing here?

You?

You're Alfred, millionaire
Bruce Wayne's butler.

And that voice

'the same nameless voice that
often answers the Bat-phone.'

I'm afraid you're
making a mistake.

Mistake, nonsense.

Obviously, this is the Bat-cave.

Ergo, Batman is Bruce Wayne

and Dick Grayson
is Robin the Boy Wonder.

Hmm. Hmm.

'Batman and Bruce Wayne
one and the same.'

I-I must convey this information
at once to The Siren.

The Siren?

I think you're making
a grave error of judgment, sir.

You're being very civilized
about this, Alfred.

Most butlers would do anything
at this moment to stop me.

Quite right, commissioner.

Oh..

Yes, indeed.

Nothing.

We should get into town
and survey the area

where Commissioner Gordon
was last seen.

Perhaps we can find
a clue there.

(Alfred)
'You need look no further, sir.'

Commissioner Gordon?

Commissioner Gordon?

Sound asleep, sir.

I found him in the Bat-cave.

Sound asleep in the Bat-cave.

'But he was awake when he
stepped out of the Batmobile.'

Thanks to a sizeable
dose of Bat-sleep

he is now languishing
in the arms of Morpheus.

- Great Scott!
- Yes.

And I'm afraid he knows the true
identities of each of you.

[intense music]

In the absence of any word
from Commissioner Gordon

I shall make a call.

Like me to do it, Siren?

Oh, no, Andante.

I'm the only person
in the world that

can deliver my message
to Mr. Bruce Wayne.

The millionaire playboy?

The soon to be
ex-millionaire playboy.

(Siren)
'My next move is to relieve'

'Mr. Wayne of
his fabulous fortune.'

With Batman revealed
by Commissioner Gordon

and thus permanently impaired

and with Bruce Wayne's
millions in my possession

I'll be unstoppable!

Information, I'd like the number
of stately Wayne Manor, please.

Meanwhile,
at their handsome residence

our heroes remain puzzled.

How much Bat-sleep
did you give him?

I should say approximately
12 hours worth, sir.

What could've caused him
to do such a thing?

Hide in the Batmobile.

Our main concern now
is what to do with him.

He can't sleep forever, and he
intends to tell who was it?

Someone called The Siren, sir.

Obviously the perpetrator
of this sinister plot.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Yes, this is
millionaire Bruce Wayne.

[shrieking]

[intense music]

Meet me in my private office

at the Wayne Foundation Building
in a half hour.

I'll be there.

Is everything alright, sir?

Everything is fine, Alfred.

- Where are you going, Bruce?
- That's not your concern, Dick.

I have a personal
matter to attend to.

But you can't leave now.

Something's very wrong, Alfred.

Bruce's never acted
that way before.

And right after
that telephone call, sir.

I'm gonna see
what it's about.

[beeping]

You'll never know, unless
you answer it, Master Dick.

Hello?

Robin, this is Batgirl.

Batgirl? On the Bat-phone?

I'm in Commissioner Gordon's
office. No one else is here.

I must speak to Batman at once.

I'm afraid he's unavailable
right now, can I help you?

Well, perhaps you can.

A frightful thing is happening

I can't go into detail
over the phone

but by some sort of sonic spell

'The Siren intends
forcing Bruce Wayne'

'to give up his fortune to her.'

So, that's it.

And it seems she can project
this sound over the phone.

I think that's what
might've happened to my..

...Commissioner Gordon.

I'll meet you at the Wayne
Foundation Building soon.

And Batman?

He, uh, may be there too.

Later in Bruce Wayne's
private office

in the Wayne
Foundation Building..

[instrumental music]

You now have
the Wayne family jewels.

You have everything
including all my ready cash.

There's still the little matter
of your signing over

the properties, stocks and bonds
of the Wayne fortune to me.

Oh, yes. Do you have
the necessary legal forms?

Andante.

While in the lobby of
the Wayne Foundation Building..

He must still be
under her influence

so we'll have to deal
gingerly with Mr. Wayne.

You bet. Wouldn't want
an innocent man to get hurt.

I only wish Batman
were here to help us.

He may be here
sooner than you think.

Holy standstills!

I wish this elevator
would get here.

No telling what they're up to.

There. That should do it.

I now have everything I want.

Everything.

- Except the identity of Batman.
- Batman?

No doubt Commissioner Gordon
is back in his office by now

and has probably been
trying to call me.

[phone ringing]

Commissioner Gordon's office.
No the commissioner's not here.

This is chief of police
O'Hara speaking.

May I do something for you?

Yes.

[shrieking]

Go jump in Gotham Park lake.

[chuckling]

We heard that, Siren

and you're sending an innocent
man to drown himself.

Well, look who's here,
Batgirl and Batboy.

There's no escape, Siren,
you'd better give yourself up.

We'll soon see about that.

(Batgirl)
'That won't help you.'

Girls are impervious
to your entrancing voice.

And I'm wearing Bat-earplugs
that successfully screen out

any sound above
14,000 decibels.

Your goose
so to speak is cooked.

Not by a long shot,
short stuff.

I now own this building.

Is that true, Mr. Wayne?

She now owns this building.

And I hereby order you
off the premises

this is private property
and you cannot come in here

without a warrant.

She has us there, Robin.

Holy Fourth Amendment!

So if you'll just
make yourself scarce

I won't have to
report you to the police.

This way out.

- Come on, Batgirl.
- But there must be--

We're licked!

You'll pay a pretty price
for this, Siren.

Let's get this thing over with.

- What're you gonna do with him?
- Bruce Wayne?

That penniless fop.

(Siren)
'Now, that he has no fortune'

he's gonna do what other bankers
in his position have done.

He's going to
leap off the roof.

I'm going to
leap off the roof.

Yes.

Good boy.

Dropping that bugging device
was a smart move, Robin.

Maybe not smart enough.

They've taken
the elevator to the roof.

She's going to make
Bruce Wayne jump.

[dramatic music]

- The stairway?
- Yes, you're in good shape.

Come on, now.
Just one more step.

Don't do it, Mr. Wayne!

[dramatic music]

[music continues]

Get in there
and help my men.

Sorry about this, Mr. Wayne.

Help me! Help!

Why should I? You were willing
to let Bruce Wayne leap.

Oh, c-can we talk about it
after you pull me up?

(Robin)
'Can you get Mr. Wayne out of that spell?'

Can you?

Oh, I might try singing
an antidote note.

Then, do it.

Oh, but that's
three octaves above High C.

Nobody's ever done it before.

My voice would be gone.

I'd rather die.

I'd rather live.

Alright. I'll try it.

Oh, Bruce, if only you
were more like Batman.

Batman..

Perhaps then you
would've had the strength

to resist The Siren's
stunning spell.

Alright, Siren,
do your stuff.

[shrieking]

Robin, Batgirl,
what's going on here?

Don't worry about a thing.
You're alright now.

What about the others?

[gasps]
Chief O'Hara.

Here we go.

Batman.

Barbara.

What's going on?

You were under the spell
of The Siren, daddy.

The Siren, eh?

The last thing
I remember is, uh..

That's funny I can't remember
the last thing I remember.

Permanent amnesia
apparently last

as long as the person
is under Siren's spell.

I feel like Rip Van Winkle.

You only slept like him.

Batman and Robin took care
of things perfectly.

Don't forget Batgirl
and speaking of Batgirl

she was on her way
to fish Chief O'Hara outta--

Gotham Park lake,
and begorrah she did

but after she rescued me
she just, uh, vanished.

I walked over to
the office to dry off but..

...I didn't do much drying.

All's well that ends well.

Particularly now that
millionaire Bruce Wayne's

millions have been
returned to him.

And Siren will be
singing her stunning notes

from a cage with iron bars.

Right you are, Robin.

Shall we go?

Warden Crichton
should find The Siren

a model prisoner, commissioner.

If she doesn't open her mouth.

[laughing]

What in the world was that?

It's our newly developed

criminal sensor
Bat-indicator, commissioner.

Which apparently suggests that..

...Penguin has returned
to the environs of Gotham City.

Lulu! Speak to me, Lulu.

Don't call me Lulu, Pengy.
It's Senora Lola Lasagna now.

And I'm not here in Gotham City
to be bothered by you.

I'm here to enter
my prizewinning horse

in the Wayne Foundation
Handicap.

[laughing]

We're gonna make a tidy bundle
on that race, Lulu.

Not only Penguin, commissioner,

but some new female accomplice
named Lola Lasagna.

Will Batman need more than
luck withPenguin and Lola?

Watch the next episode
to find out.

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