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NARRATOR".
When we last saw Robin...
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the artful Joker had hung him
on a gigantic Bat-Mobile...
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along with dozens of giant palette
knives, about to slice him to slivers...
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with Bruce Wayne securely tied
to a nearby chair...
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in the monstrous mobile room
of Joker's studio.
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In one moment, we'll find out
whether Robin's saved or shaved.
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Bruce, you've got to do something.
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- These blades are getting lower and lower.
- We've got one chance, Robin.
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If I can get to that governor
and stop this creation of Joker's.
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You can do it, Bruce.
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Stick With it.
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I seem to have loosened
one of these bonds.
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- Good work, Bruce.
- Robin, work yourself loose.
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Disengage one of those knives
and get down here.
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Quickly, disconnect the drive belt.
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That was close. Not much room for error.
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From now on, all the errors are on Joker.
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I think we'll prepare
a little surprise for him, Robin.
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Soon Robin will be gone forever
and I will be rich forever.
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When your priceless art treasures
are delivered to me.
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Joker, you could at least untie us.
My hands are getting stiff.
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Oh, but of course, my dear.
The Joker is nothing if not magnanimous.
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How about me?
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Well, my generosity does not extended
to overweight matrons, madam.
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Joker, that's not very nice.
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Well, we artists are not required
to be nice. Only talented.
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Oh, speaking of which, my latest creation
should have completed its work by now.
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What a beautiful sight. Beautiful.
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Oh, what magnificent,
beautiful red blood Boy Wonder had.
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Has, Joker. That's not blood.
That's some of your red paint.
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My beautiful red blood is still inside me,
no thanks to you.
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Go! Get them!
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Aah!
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Baby Jane, those philistines in there
intend to do me bodily harm.
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You've got to stand by me.
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After you tied me up
and tried to steal my art collection?
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But I couldn't help myself, my dear.
I'm an artist.
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Oh, I have a desire for things of beauty.
Beauty's irresistible to me.
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Oh, that's why I'm so attracted to you,
my dear.
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- Really?
- Oh, I swear it, on a stack of blue boys.
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Thank you. But I had to let him
knock me around a little bit.
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We don't want these crooks to make any
connection between Bruce Wayne and Batman.
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Gosh, that's right, but it's sure a
tough way to throw them off the track.
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Fortunately, I'm in good condition.
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But we still have to round up the leader
of these artistic failures. Come on.
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I did it all for art, Baby Jane.
All for art.
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Can you doubt that I'm a great artist
after seeing my paintings?
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Your paintings were impressive, Joker.
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Certainly not the work of an ordinary mind.
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Aah! Stay away from me.
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That juvenile delinquent
has no appreciation for fine art.
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- Baby Jane, you're not going to protect him.
- He's just a misguided artist, Robin.
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And we're going to re-guide him,
straight to the Gotham State Penitentiary.
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But the art collections haven't been
delivered yet, so he hasn't stolen anything.
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And as for the kidnapping,
I for one refuse to press charges.
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And as for them, they're all worn out
from climbing the social ladder.
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While I alone, with my filthy rich Daddy's
money and prestige...
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am in a position to keep them
from reaching the top.
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Well, I certainly wouldn't press charges,
Baby Jane.
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It won't help you, Joker.
Bruce Wayne will press charges.
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- He was born on top of the social ladder.
- Yes, I am reasonably secure socially.
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However, if Baby Jane
thinks the Joker is simply misguided...
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I must defer to her judgment.
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You're a sweetie, Brucie.
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And now I have my very own artist
to play with.
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- I am at your command, my dear.
- Come on, you big hunk of genius.
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Ta-ta, Boy Bungler,
and tell your chicken-hearted partner...
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that if I catch him on the street,
I'll run him out of town. Ha-ha-ha!
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- Why didn't you press...?
- Let's untie the ladies first, Boy Wonder.
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Oh, thank you so much, Robin.
Mr. Wayne, thank you.
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Why didn't you press charges?
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It's dangerous. You and I have been
seen together often enough as it is.
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Letting him go. He's not only free,
but he thinks Batman's afraid of him.
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Don't worry, Joker won't be
under that delusion for long.
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NARRATOR". Presently in the handsome mansion
of Baby Jane's filthy rich father...
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Do have some more chicken, Joker.
You need your strength.
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I could exist on two grapes
and a thimble of water.
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But my muse, my muse is starving.
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More chicken for the Joker's muse.
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Tell me, Joker, where do you get
your ideas for your paintings?
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Ah, inspirations, my dear, from my muse
and from beautiful admirers.
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If only I could feel
that I'd inspired a great work of art.
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Oh, don't worry, my dear.
You Will, you will. Ah!
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A message from my muse.
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- What does it say?
- Ah! Clear the table.
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- Paint. Bring me paint.
- Charles, you heard the Joker.
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Never mind, I brought my own. Ha-ha-ha.
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Ah, yes. Thank you. Ha-ha-ha.
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Whoo! Ah, ha-ha-ha.
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Oh, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
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Whoo! Oh, magnificent, magnificent.
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Magnificent. Look at that. Magnificent.
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Never seen anything so beautiful
in my life.
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What a magnificent artist I am.
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Ooh, a veritable masterpiece.
All right, boys, go to work on it.
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But, Joker, that's a
priceless antique table.
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Out with the old, in with the new.
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- Joker, they're destroying it!
- Oh, not destroying, my dear. Creating.
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Look at it this way. You're not losing
a table, you're gaining a masterpiece.
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- I see you removed the stain, Alfred.
- Yes, sir.
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The Batnaphtha finally did the trick.
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Now I can start returning
the signs I removed from the Bat-poles.
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What about removing Joker?
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We must anticipate Joker's next move
and be there waiting for him.
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How can you predict
what a kook like that will do?
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The criminal mind, erratic as it is, nevertheless
has certain characteristic patterns.
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For instance,
Joker has begun an artistic caper.
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I suspect he'll continue it.
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And he can count
on Baby Jane Towser's help.
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Yes, I'm afraid he's completely bamboozled
that poor girl...
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and I'm sure he'll try to use her.
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The question is, how?
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Think of it, my dear.
You'll be tell your grandchildren...
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that you witnessed the turning point
of 20th century art.
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These paintings should be in the Louvre.
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Or in the Gotham City Museum.
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There's no room in the Gotham City Museum.
It's filled up.
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Yes. And with what?
A lot of dusty relics of the past.
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Outworn and outmoded.
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No, we'll go down there tonight and replace
those old relics with my brand new paintings.
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- But we can't do that, Joker.
- Why not?
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Don't you think my paintings
are good enough?
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After all, they were once
your very valuable antique dining table.
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Of course your paintings
are marvelous, but...
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Then it's all settled.
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I happen to know that your filthy rich
daddy has a special founder's key...
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to the Towser Wing of the museum.
- Yes, he does, but...
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Do you want your genius, me,
to find another inspiration?
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Oh, no.
Joker, I must always be your inspiration.
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Then go get Daddy's key.
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The Towser Wing of the museum
is being renovated this week.
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Which will make it all the easier
for us to make our little, uh, exchange.
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Alfred should be finished shortly, Robin,
and we can put our little plan into effect.
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The Batphone.
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- Yes, commissioner.
- The Joker's been too quiet, Batman.
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I'm worried. A whole day
and nothing's happened.
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That larcenous phony has something
under his hat besides his head.
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- Yeah.
- The chief is right.
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Robin and I would like
to handle this ourselves.
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Especially since Joker
has been spreading ugly rumors about me.
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Whatever you think best...
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but no one could believe for a second that
you're afraid of that cackling cutpurse.
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Thank you, commissioner.
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The chief and I won't move
until we hear from you.
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I hope that won't be too long,
commissioner.
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And tell Chief O'Hara...
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that Robin and I have something
in our pockets besides our hands.
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Right.
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I'm all through, sir.
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Let's have a look, Alfred.
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I've done my best.
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Fine, Alfred.
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NARRATOR". And that night in the Towser
Wing of the Gotham City Museum...
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There. Now all the world
can see what a genius I am.
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- And what an inspiration I am and my table.
- Oh, of course, my dear.
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Joker, what are you gonna do with all the
dusty old relics that used to hang here?
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Ah, that junk?
I'll take it to the city dump and burn it.
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Now, be a good girl and go and get
another one of my masterpieces.
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Careful, you dolt. Those paintings
are priceless. How many are left?
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- This is the last one, Joker.
- Have you loaded them onto the truck?
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All but this one.
Where should we take them?
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To the last place where the Gotham
City Police expect us to go.
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- Our old studio.
- Right. Ha-ha-ha! Get going, boys.
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- Here's another masterpiece.
- Ah!
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Won't the museum directors be surprised?
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Ooh! Hoo, hoo!
They'll be overjoyed, my dear.
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Let me see that.
There's a good place over there.
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Handle them carefully, boys.
There's 10 million under those blankets.
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Well, I can't understand you,
my dear, if you mumble.
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Well, you're almost as bad as my muse.
I could never understand her either.
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Well, art styles change,
but crime goes on forever.
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Is that why I'm tied up?
After all I've done for you?
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Been your biggest booster?
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Friendship ends when real felony
finally takes over. Ha, ha.
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Mm. Keep an eye on her.
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- Commissioner Gordon.
- Working nights, commissioner?
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- Joker.
- Joker?
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I've decided to give you
a present, commissioner...
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for being so nice to me all these years.
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If you're trying to offer
me a bribe, Joker...
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A bribe? Oh, don't be ridiculous.
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I intend to present you...
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with the entire Renaissance collection
of the Gotham City Museum as a gift.
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Renaissance art collection? How did you...?
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Never mind how, commissioner.
I've got it and I'm giving it to you.
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Now, isn't that nice of me?
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Of course there's a slight delivery charge,
about $10 million.
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Payable within an hour
or I burn the entire collection.
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When Batman gets his hands on you...
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Batman? Ha! That Cowardly Creep?
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He's so scared of me he doesn't dare
come out of his Batcave.
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You might as well forget help
from Batman, commissioner...
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and start thinking of my 10 million.
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- Good evening, Joker.
- Oh!
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Oh, Batman, you're on the line too.
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Well, ha-ha-ha.
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- Oh, hiding out in the commissioner's office?
- I hope you don't mind, Joker.
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Oh, you better stay inside, Batboob,
because if I catch you outside...
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I'm going to pin your pointed ears back,
do you hear?
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Of course, Joker.
What's this I hear about stolen paintings?
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Oh, I have dozens of them,
and each one an old master.
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- You don't say.
- Yes, I do say.
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You Caped Clotpoll.
You switched paintings on me.
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These are nothing
but kindergarten drawings.
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Naturally. And even a kindergarten mind
could have anticipated your every move.
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This caper was even more obvious
than most.
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You can say that over the phone, Batman, but
if I had you here, I'd pound you to a pulp.
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Start pounding, Joker.
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It's music to me ears.
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It is, Chief O'Hara. It is indeed.
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Beautiful. Beautiful.
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Oh, it's horrible, horrible.
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Oh, while the Dynamic Dimwits are flapping
my flunkies, I'll make my escape.
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But first a trip to Bruce Wayne's house
to pick up some quick cash...
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so I can hide out for few months.
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And get even with that rich fink
for quitting my kidnap keeper this morning.
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He's gone.
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Knowing the Joker's need for cash
and his dislike for Bruce...
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- You think he's headed for Wayne Manor?
- I'm sure of it. Come on, to the Batmobile.
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- Where's Bruce Wayne?
- Mr. Wayne is not at home, sir.
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Too bad. I'll get my revenge later.
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Right now, I'll settle for cash.
Where's the safe?
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My duties do not include
aiding and abetting thievery.
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Oh, no?
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- I see.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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This way, sir.
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Please be calm, madam.
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One peep out of you
and I'll blow your head off.
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- Where's the safe?
- Over there.
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- Oh, my, you poor little thing.
- Behind the picture, sir.
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There's no safe there. Aah!
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Alfred, be careful.
The Joker's an arch-criminal.
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- I know, madam, but a very poor fencer.
- You Anglo-fink, I'll smash you to smidgens.
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May I point out that smidgens
is a childish effusion...
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which should have no place
even in so poor a vocabulary as yours, sir.
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Stand back. Stand back, I say, or I'll...
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- Aah? What's this?
- Don't touch that.
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Ah, ha! A secret passage.
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- Alfred, what's happened?
- The Joker tripped the Bat-pole switch...
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and mistook this for a secret passage.
- He's down in the Batcave.
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He didn't quite make the Batcave,
Master Robin.
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- Then where is he?
- I believe he should be arriving presently.
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Emergency Bat-pole elevator.
Fast thinking, Alfred.
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Thank you, sir.
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Someone get me off this crazy dumbwaiter.
I can't breathe!
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Joker says he can't breathe, Alfred. Why
don't you give him some breathing space?
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With pleasure, sir.
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Oh, no! Aah!
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It's lucky you didn't get around
to washing our other costumes...
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or Joker might have found himself
wearing a Bat-costume.
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I think we better see
about Baby Jane Towser.
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Alfred, it looks like
you can handle things.
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I believe everything is well in hand, sir,
and the young lady's in the living room.
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Now, now, Ms. Towser, it wasn't your fault.
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Anyone could be misled
by the Joker's slick talk.
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But I was so gullible, Mrs. Cooper.
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Oh, Batman and Robin,
thank heaven you're here.
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- Is Alfred all right?
- Yes, he's just fine, Mrs. Cooper.
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Batman, I'm so sorry
for all the trouble I've caused you.
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It was an honest mistake, Baby Jane.
No one blames you for it.
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I blame myself.
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It'll be a long time before anyone
catches me in another art gallery.
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It'll be an even longer time for Joker.
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- By the way, where is Joker?
- Right now, Joker's having his ups and downs.
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You might say that.
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Help!
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Alfred, old pal, have pity. Ho-ho-ho!
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We Anglo-finks have a long memory.
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I really shouldn't take pleasure
in another creature's misfortunes...
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but, uh, occasionally one may be forgiven
for a slight twinge of satisfaction.
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Of course, there's no telling what the
public is going to like, you know?
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Personally, I never understood modern art.
I've always liked Whistler's Mother.
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- To tell the truth, so have I.
- Shh!
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Someone might hear you
and you'd lose a fortune.
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Which would decrease the proceeds to
the Wayne Foundation Free-Nursery School...
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to which Alfred is donating his profits.
- It is the least I could do, sir.
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Especially in view
of the, uh, nature of the paintings.
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Excuse me,
I think I see a customer ripe for plucking.
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I mean, interested in buying.
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I don't understand it at all.
It must be very profound.
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Notice the large green blob.
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Hmm. Yes, I see what you mean.
Very profound.
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Well, Alfred, it's not everyone who can
have his first efforts displayed at Park's.
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Thank you, sir.
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The Joker and his paintings are in prison
and Alfred and his paintings are at Park's.
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A rather nice turn of events.
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- And very fine paintings they are too, Alfred.
- You really think so, sir?
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Oh, indeed I do.
Why, uh, they're masterpieces.
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Perhaps you'd like to own one.
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Yes, yes, I would,
but, uh, I can't afford the price.
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Oh, that's no obstacle, sir.
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Allow me to present you with this one
as a token of my esteem.
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Mother machree.
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