All language subtitles for Batman s01e19 The Purrfect Crime.eng

It is midnight
and Gotham City sleeps.

But not everyone..

For there is evil afoot in
the Gotham City art museum.

What's that?

Who's there?

I know it was valuable.

But why would they take
only that and leave all those

other magnificent treasures?

I'm as puzzled as you are,
commissioner.

Uh, oh, Bonnie,
come in, come in.

Oddest looking man
left this for you, sir,

He said, it was important.

Odd looking?
In what way, Bonnie?

I'm just not sure, commissioner,
he was as jumpy as a cat.

Thank you, thank you, Bonnie.

A kitten.

Look, there's a bit of
paper under it's collar.

Yes, newspaper clipping,
what do you make of it O'Hara?

What?

Wait, that's Mark Andrews,
the multi-millionaire.

'Owner of the stolen,
golden cat.'

And look, one of
them has been crossed out.

And those two cats
are only a small part

of his priceless collection.

Yes, now one was
on loan to the museum

and the other is at
the Gotham City Exposition.

I smell the tracks
of a feline predator.

- You mean?
- Exactly.

The Catwoman.

I'm afraid this calls
for more drastic methods.

It's actually,
quite rudimentary, Dick.

You just have to think,
14 moves ahead that's all.

Holy rachetskey!

Gosh, Bruce.

I think I'll just stick
to Latin crossword puzzles.

Ahem.

Yes, Alfred.

The phone, sir.

Well, I didn't hear the phone.

Oh, I..

I was just making a call, madam.

Well, and there was someone
on the line for Mr. Wayne.

Oh, yes, that's
happened to me too.

We'll finish our
snack later, Aunt Harriet.

Yes, commissioner.

'Dreadful news, Catwoman
is on the prowl again.'

We're on our way.

To the bat-poles.

And we believe this is just the
first of the planned robbery.

Good thinking, commissioner.

Obviously, the Catwoman would
not be satisfied with only this.

No, I'm certain this
only the first stitch

in the large tapestry of crime.

And the clipping?

There's a great deal
of hidden significance

in the fact that just one
of the cats is scratched out.

Gosh, I wish
Mark Andrews, was here.

I bet he could give
us some more info.

'And indeed I can.'

'Batman, we know that you would
want Mr. Mark Andrews.'

'We called him to come
down to the headquarters.'

- How do you do, Mr. Andrews?
- What a thrill this is, Batman.

I've followed your
exploits for years.

Nice meeting you too, Robin.

This clipping indicates that
there are two golden cats.

Yes, the second one is
at the Gotham City Exposition.

I wouldn't lend
any one institution

both cats at one time.

Insurance, you know?

Yes, I understand.

How long will it be
at the Exposition?

Until this evening.

If Catwoman is going
to steal that one.

- She'll do it tonight.
- Correct, Robin.

There's no time to lose.

Will you wanting any
extra police protection?

No, thank you, Chief O'Hara.

I certainly don't mean
to cast any aspersions

on the police department.

'This time I think.'

Robin and I better
go at it alone.

Any large contingent
of police officers

might create
unnecessary confusion.

Whatever you say, Batman.

I know it'll be safe
with you on the job.

Let's go, Robin.

It just doesn't sound right.

Too easy is it, Robin?

First, the cat at the museum..

Then the cat at the Exposition.

Then... then..

The rest of
Mark Andrew's collection.

Holy trickery, you're right.

But I don't understand

why Catwoman wouldn't
tell us what she's planning.

Maybe to give us a false
lead to hide the real crime.

Robin, you haven't fastened
your safety bat-belt.

We're only going
a couple of blocks.

It won't be long until
you're old enough

to get
a driver's license, Robin.

Then you'll be able to drive the
Batmobile and other vehicles.

Remember, motorist's safety.

Gosh, Batman when
you put it that way.

Meanwhile, in a quiet alley

in the heart of
downtown, Gotham City

is a fur warehouse

an innocent place of business..

Or is it?

What a beauty, I bet it's
worth a small fortune.

A fat lot of good that does is.

She stole it but
she won't sell it.

Yeah, I wonder why.

We should get our cut.

Yours is not to reason why.

Yours is to do as I tell you to.

Or you'll keep tasting
my cat o' nine tails.

Leo, did you get the books?

'Yes, Catwoman.'

I had to go all the way
down to the main library.

But I got every one of them.

Felix, what about the delivery?

Smooth as cream,
made it without a hitch.

'Good.'

I know that Batman and Robin
will swallow the bait.

And when they do..

I'll be rid of that
dynamic duo once and for all.

Others have tried but failed.

The Catwoman is not
like the others.

I'll show you how to clip
Batman and Robin's wings.

I will prevail.

Oh, joy success and revenge.

All wrapped up into
one sweet package.

We're sorry, Catwoman, we didn't
mean to step on your paws.

Hmm... don't do it again.

- Now where are the books?
- I'll get them for you.

Each of you know what
you have to do, so do it.

And remember this,
once we get that other cat

the key to untold riches
will be ours.

Yes, Catwoman.

Good afternoon, sir.

Trouble?

The Catwoman has
unsheathed her claws again.

Oh, tsk itch.

Will she never learn?

Well the atomic reactor
is recharging the Batmobile.

Please help Robin with
the auxiliary power channel.

- Time is of the essence.
- Yes, sir.

All set on
the auxiliary power channel.

Good.

Solution is ready.

Increase the power to 17,000KW.

Power is 17,000 KW.

That's it.

- All power off.
- All power off.

- Alfred.
- Yes, sir.

Please attach that high-pressure
can to the outlet valve.

There.

That will neutralize
the dangerous radioactivity

and give us the proper amount
of emission for our purposes.

And may I enquire, sir,
exactly what are your purposes?

Of course, Alfred.

It's a defense mechanism in case
the Catwoman eludes us tonight

and decides
to make off with the prize.

You see, we spray this
radioactive mist on an object

then we trace with the
Bat-o-meter with in a radius

of 50 miles.

Remarkable.

When dealing with powerful
criminal elements

one can never be
too well prepared.

Let's go.

Batman and Robin,
this way please.

Thank you, citizens.

No need for you to wait in line.
You're on official business.

I'd rather not say.

There's no charge for you.
Go right in.

Well, I'd rather pay, just
like any other ordinary citizen.

- Yes.
- 'They're here.'

- Excellent.
- This place closes at six.

One of the guys told me, they'll
be at the Great Hall of Culture

- 'and all alone.'
- Splendid.

'Is everything okay?'

Purr-fect.

Well, I for one,
just don't like it, that's all.

I mean, dealing
with Batman and Robin.

I don't know,
it just makes me nervous.

Everything makes you nervous.

Well, I'd feel a lot better
if I knew who he really was.

The whole idea
of a bat bothers me.

That's exactly
what I'd expect from you.

5:30.

Just enough time
for a cat-nap.

Felix, scram.

And have the car parked at the
corner at exactly 11, sharp.

Right.

There.

Now we'll be able
to trace the radioactivity

within a 50 mile radius.

Almost midnight.

- Time to check the exits again.
- I'll do it.

No, Robin, you better
let me do it this time.

If you see or hear anything, let
me know via bat-communicator.

I'll be back
in 3 minutes and 20 seconds.

Right.

Holy cats, a cat.

Help, Batman, help.

What is it, Robin, answer me.

A-ah.

Poor little Robin

Did the itty-bitty kitty
ruffle your feathers?

You, feline devil.

- What have you done with Robin?
- Oh.

Is that anyway to greet
an old friend, Batman?

Not even a
"Hello, how are you?".

Meow.

Teach him some manners, fellas.

'Robin. Old chum.'

Come on, cats, let's
get out of here.

What happened?

The cat.

Easy now, Robin, you were
drugged with cat-o-cor.

A fiendish preparation
designed to attack

the central nervous system.

Universal drug antidote pills
will fix you up post-haste.

Did you get the cat?

Yes, Robin, it's
just as I planned it.

Now, the Catwoman will
herself lead us to her lair

and the recovery of both cats.

Batman, the Bat-o-meter
is functioning perfectly.

All we do is follow
the blip and we're on the trail.

Of course I know,
they're on our trail.

They wouldn't be Batman
and Robin if they weren't.

Are we set to greet
our two pigeons?

They're going to get a "hello"
they'll never forget.

Good, just make sure
nothing goes wrong.

I wouldn't want
to miss this opportunity.

'We're ready
whenever you are, Catwoman.'

- Felix.
- Yes, Catwoman.

You can brush my pussy willows
before you leave.

'And don't go against the fur.'

I'll treat them
like they was my very own.

This is it, Robin.

She's in that building.

How can you be sure, Batman?

Look up, Robin,
the sign on the door

"Gato and Chat Fur Company."

Gato means cat in Spanish
and Chat means cat in French.

Only the Catwoman'd choose
a hideout with those names.

I'm glad you're upping
your foreign languages, Robin.

They come in handy
when fighting crime.

Si, si, Batman,
what do we do now?

There are no entrances and only
one door, we have no choice.

We'll use the Bat-beam
and the Batmobile.

Why don't we walk right in?

That's the door,
maybe booby-trap.

We won't take any chances
if we use the Bat-beam.

Stand by for Bat-beam.

You're right again, Batman,
we might have been killed.

Or worse. Now, let's go.

The door.

Seems, it would be more
difficult getting out of here

than it was getting in.

'Good evening,
Batman and Robin.'

'Welcome.'

Good evening, Catwoman.

It seems as if you
were expecting us.

'I have a wonderful
night planned for you'

'and it starts right now.'

Where are we?

'You are deep in the inner
catacombs of this building.'

'This is the last room
you will ever occupy.'

I've heard
that song before, Catwoman.

The last few bars
are always the same.

The criminal is
always behind them.

This is my night to howl,
Batman.

Because tonight you are
the mice and I am the cat.

The old cat and mouse game
is it?

'You have a wonderful
way with words, Batman.'

I couldn't have
put it any better.

How does it feel to be
the quarry for a change, hmm?

'What's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?'

'Alright, you've had
your laugh, Catwoman.'

- Now what you intend to do is...
- 'Do?'

Well..

First, I'm gonna give you,
two a few pointers.

Holy icepicks!

What're we gonna do, Batman?

'Ticklish situation.
Isn't it Batman?'

Hit the deck, Robin,
I'll get us out of this.

These pointers are made
of painted rubber, Robin.

- The old cat and mouse game.
- Exactly.

'But, it was scary
for a while, wasn't it, Batman?'

'Meow.'

Your sense of humor
leaves me cold, Catwoman.

Felix.

Perhaps, my next idea
will warm you up, Batman.

It's quite interesting.

Almost, "cat-aclysmic".

Evil is as evil does.

'Now you have to admit
that was funny, Batman.'

Your childish antics
lead me to believe

you're... a kitten not a cat.

'Leo'

I'm bored with you, Batman.

The time has come
to separate Damon from Pythias.

The cat-alogue is closed.
Say goodbye to each other.

'Bye-bye, Robin.
Your little bird has flown.'

What have you done with him?

'That's for me to know
and you to find out.'

You, feline devil.

Tsk tsk and another tsk, Batman.

Why don't you just admit
I'm smarter than you are

and let it go at that?

There's more than one way
to skin a catwoman.

'Are you a betting man?'

I never gamble.

Well, this time you'll have to

because I now have
a wager you must accept.

The stake's are your life.

- You leave me no choice.
- 'Ah, but I do.'

'And that is the
sum and substance of the bet.

'In front of you are two doors.'

'I'm standing
behind one of them.'

- And the other?
- 'Ah, there's the rub.'

'Behind the other door is a
ferocious Batman eating tiger.'

- So, the odds are even.
- 'Correct.'

'If you pick the right door'

'I'm yours, Batman.'

'If you pick the wrong door'

'you're mine.'

'So, which is it, Batman'

'the lady'

'or the tiger?'

'The lady or the tiger?'

Will Batman ever see
Robin alive again?

Will Robin ever see
Batman alive again?

Will our daring duo
escape the claws

of the wily Catwoman?

The answer to these and many
other terrifying questions

tomorrow night, same cat time
same cat channel.

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