All language subtitles for Batman s01e16 He Meets His Match, The Grisly Ghoul.eng

We have previously seen..

A day at school.

A glass of milk..

Not milk, but money.

Holy cow juice!
It's easy living.

Sounds like the Joker.

Watch out, kids,
the Joker is back of this.

How true!

What's he up to?

An innocent jukebox..

Oh, yeah?

Plunder by remote control!

And in the Joker's workshop..

Cheerleader Susie?

A secret member of the gang?

But what's the Joker's plan?

And that night, at school..

Watch out!

Ouch!

Knockout gas!

And inside this van..

A ghastly game.

Three lemons win 50,000 volts!

One lemon..

Two lemons!

Short pause..

Hold your breath
for the dynamic duo..

- Hey, boss, look!
- What, what, what?

The whole town, dark.

'Street lights, everything.'

Oh! Curses and criminy.
What confounded luck!

Gotham City is having
a power failure

just like New York.

The cops.

I don't like the twist
this joke is taking.

Get us away!
Cheese it, everyone!

Let's go, let's go.

Strange, an abandoned truck.

Let's have a look inside.

'Holy smoke!'

Quick, cut us out of here
before the power comes on.

Of that's what we will be,
just holy smokes!

A mobile slot machine
torture van.

The mere possession
of such a vehicle

violates 17 separate statutes.

And not a shred of evidence
tying it to the devilish Joker.

No fingerprints,
stolen license plates..

You overlooked this,
Chief O'Hara.

A reel of tape?

Right. The tape from our
anti-crime recorder.

Before setting out tonight,
I equipped my utility belt

with a tiny microphone
and transmitter.

'Every word those criminals said
was recorded in the Batmobile.'

But what good will that do,
Boy wonder?

I thought you said
they spoke to you

through a trick voice distorter.

Tricky, commissioner.
Tricky, but vain.

They didn't realize
that every human voice

has its own
private wave pattern.

Private as a fingerprint.

Astounding.

Is it evidence? Can it be used
by the district attorney?

True, the courts won't
accept it as yet.

I think I'll take
this tape to the Bat-cave.

Run it through the anti-crime
voice analyzer.

Check it against the voice file.

That way, we'll learn
the identity

of the Joker's henchmen.

We might be able to follow

one of them to
the Joker's hideout.

Robin's right.

It's our only card.
Let's hope it's a trump.

I'm afraid the Joker may still
hold the winning hand, Batman.

Will the anti-crime voice
analyzer operate without power?

Fortunately, commissioner,
the Bat-cave is equipped

with an anti-crime
auxiliary generator.

Which automatically
compensates power failure.

Saints be praised.

And the Caped Crusader's
advanced technology.

To the Bat-cave.

Morning!
Hallelujah.

The mighty power grid
serving Gotham City

is back in action.

And in the Batcave, deep below
stately Wayne Manor..

Master scope
circuit, A-Okay.

Let's check the beginning
of the tape.

Right.

That'll be Susie when we
ran into her in the hall.

'Am I ever glad
to see you two.'

- Perfect.
- What'll I do?

- Jump the tape ahead?
- Roger. Pick it up at 12.7.

'That'll be when
we were tied inside'

'that grisly torture van.'

12.7, here it goes.

'Oh, let 'em fall.'

The same voice.

I don't believe it.
Susie?

Quick, both tapes.

Let's run them again,
back to back.

'Am I ever glad
to see you two.'

'Oh, let 'em fall.'

Holy Benedict Arnold, Susie!

Our chief cheerleader.

A member of the Joker's
criminal gang!

Is it possible, Batman?

Steady, Robin.

Steady, old chum.

But how can it be?

It's an old story, I'm afraid.

Old as Eve and the apple.

That snake, the Joker must have
promised her some baubles.

Led her astray.

But what are
we gonna do, Batman?

It's bitter...
but it's a break.

The first one we've had.

We'll have to use it.

You're right.
Only how?

Let's see, today is
a school holiday, isn't it?

Where does that cute
little trickster

happen to be hanging out?

I know.
The Easy Living Candy Store.

It's on East 3rd,
two blocks from school.

Get set, Robin.
Get set for an ugly job.

No, correction.

What?

Not Robin..

Dick... Dick Grayson,
undercover agent.

'His job is to get
inside that gang.'

Dog George to Batman,
do you read me?

'Do you read me, Batman?'

Loud and clear, over.

'I'm about to go in.'

'How's the micro-TV
camera working.'

- Push button for test pattern.
- Roger.

Bat-scope a-okay,
Dog George.

Rendezvous in Bat-cave
at end of mission.

'Good luck.
Over and out.'

Good gravy, it's Dick Grayson,
president of the school council!

A goodnik like that?
Coming in here?

Hiya, Sue-baby.

How's tricks?

I must be seeing things.

I thought you spent all
your spare time studying.

Oh, sure, I used to, maybe.
But, uh, who needs it anymore?

You're looking at a guy
who's seen the light, Sue-baby.

Who's the boyfriend?

Oh, my friends call me Nick.

'No kidding. What do
your enemies call you?'

'My enemies ain't
in no condition'

'to call nobody nothin'.'

Some joker, isn't he?

Uh, you looking
for something, Dicky boy?

Same as everyone else,
Sue-baby.

Some way of making
an easy buck, that's all.

You, the ward of that rich
millionaire, Bruce Wayne?

'What a skinflint.'

If I didn't swipe dimes
from the butler

I wouldn't even have
cigarette money.

Why, here...
Have one on me, buster.

Oh, thanks, pal.

'I better pass this round,
I already had two packs today.'

So, how's the easy buck setup?
Got any leads?

'You know, he might be
able to help us, Nick.'

- He's a real super athlete.
- Oh, is that so?

You oughta see him
climb and stuff.

Maybe I should
introduce him to...

Zip your lip, baby.

Introduce me to who, Susie?

- Hey, you want a tip, buster?
- Yeah.

Oh, there was a cocktail
lounge stuck up recently.

These guys used
that trick jukebox.

Yeah, I heard about that.
Some cute caper.

Yeah, well, here's my tip.

You go down to that same joint

'at exactly 3pm today'

'you might pick yourself
some nickels and dimes.'

- Thanks, pal.
- That's my tip.

I'll see you around, huh?

Oh, yeah, you'll see me around.

So long, Sue-baby.

Gee, Nick, what's the idea?

Why, you gorgeous,
dumb hunk of cheerleader.

Couldn't you see?
That guy is strictly a phony.

What do you mean?

Already had
two packs today, huh?

My blind grandmother could see.

That guy never had a weed
in his hand in his life.

Good gravy.

How'd I do, Batman?

Good show, Robin.
Darn good show.

It's 20 minutes to three.
We'd better hurry up

if we're gonna trap them
in that cocktail lounge.

Right you are.
Let's go.

A trap indeed!

But who's the mouse?

For, in the lurid lair of
that criminal cat, the Joker..

My favorite kind of joke,
one which ends in a bang.

Right. Now, what about Susie?

Has she filled
the milk machine again?

She's just getting ready.

Uh, Susie, sweetie.

A special extra bonus.

A half pint bottle
of the most exquisite

imported Canadian perfume.

Wow! Canadian perfume.

It's called,
" Une nuit sans fin."

One endless night.

Gee, that's like poetry.

No, Susie, no.

Do not open until after you've
loaded the milk machine.

Do you understand?

Oh, sure, Joker,
anything you say.

You're just the best boss
any crook ever had.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, Joker, it's 3:00.

Batman's zero hour.
Watch for the green light.

Back! Everybody,
back at the bar.

We gotta have room
to throw our Bat-arangs

when the crooks
come in for the loot.

Ready with the coin, Robin?

Ready.

Zero hour.

Put it in the slot.

Roger.

Batman's funeral dirge begins.

I give him five seconds.

Now!

'The joke's on you,
my cheery booze hounds.'

'It's a stick up!
Hands up, you coward.'

Surprise, Batman!

Quick, Robin,
down behind the Bat-shield.

'Surprise and goodnight!'

Holy hailstorm. You knew
this was gonna happen.

Or something like it.
You see, Robin.

You betrayed yourself
in that candy store.

How?

Despite your boast,
it was painfully evident

that you're not a smoker.

Nick must've seen
you were working

hand in hand with the police.

- Gee, Batman, I'm sorry.
- 'Don't be silly.'

It's to your credit that

that charade failed.

The thing now is to save Susie.

- Save Susie?
- 'Work it out.'

Why would an undercover agent
try to pump her?

Because I knew
she was one of the gang.

Right. And once they know
that we know

that young lady's life
isn't worth a plugged lollypop.

Holy murder!
We gotta find her quick.

Where? Back at the store?

- School.
- On Saturday?

She'll be in the gym
practicing cheers.

Of course.
Tonight, there's a big game.

Woodrow Roosevelt
against Disko Tech.

Let's hurry, Batman.

Bartender, a bit of advice.

Always inspect
a jukebox carefully.

These machines can be deadly.

Hello.

Yeah. Right.

Yeah, just a sec.
He's right here.

Joker. Joker it's for you.

It's Las Vegas.

- Pete, the Swede.
- Ah.

Hello, Pete, the Swede.

What's the line
on the big game tonight?

The odds are 20 to 1?

On Woodrow Roosevelt High?

Oh, what a killin'.

Uh, take a whimsical wager.

$50,000 on Disko Tech.

Yes, Pete, the Swede,
you heard me.

Disko Tech.

Fifty times twenty.
One million bucks.

Oh, how delicious!

What? Bet against these champs?

The clown prince of crime
must have slipped a cog.

But wait..

'One..'

Okay, kids,
let's take a break. Huh?

Gee, too bad that Magic Milk
machine's out of order.

Susie, stop.
Give yourself up.

Your life's in danger, Susie.
The Joker knows we're on to you.

He's discard you without mercy
like an old shoe.

Have you guys stripped
your gears?

'Quick. Catch her.'

So long, dynamic duo.

Poisoned.

- Dead.
- Are you sure?

Yeah, I saw 'em loading her on a
meat wagon from the city morgue.

The Boy Wonder was bawlin'
his head off.

Oh, well.

Well, it had to be done,
my Bad Pennies.

What's the death
of a greedy little dupe?

This life, at best,
is one long impractical joke.

Have a memorial cigar.

Why, thank you, Joker.

The brief shadow has lifted.

I am my own humorous self again.

What's the hour?

5:22.

Quick. Cameras. Disguises.

It's time
for my greatest strike.

Okay, drop in.

One more.

Okay fellas, let's knock it off
before we go stale.

Right you are, Cap.

We'll quit while we've
got our sharp edge.

Yeah, we'll beat 'em
by 50 points.

We'll do it for Susie, right?

- Right.
- Come on.

The "out of order" sign's
gone off the milk machine.

Oh boy, it must be fixed.

Hey, who's got a dime?

Here, I got one.

What the heck?

This machine's
been fixed, alright.

Good gosh.

These are next week's
nation-wide

pre-college exam papers.

Complete with
the answers written in.

Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Dear me. How disillusioning.

The champs are cheats.

'Caught red-handed
with the answers'

'to the nation-wide
pre-college exams.'

The Joker.

At the moment,
merely an honest citizen.

We was passing by to inspect
this here school property

which we support with our taxes.

And imagine our surprise.

We're not cheats.

No, it's a typical filthy
Joker's trick.

It hardly matters, boys.
Now, does it?

When the board of education
sees this picture

with you holding the answer
to those exams..

'Ho, ho, ho, ho.'

Good gosh, we'll be suspended.

We won't be allowed to play
Disko Tech tonight.

Oh, well.

I'm sure the scrubs
will do their best.

The scrubs? They'll be creamed.

Oh, so sad, so sad.

And after Batman's lectures
to you about honesty.

What on earth
will the caper crusader say?

'Ball players.
'Run for cover.'

Don't worry about having seen
those exam papers.

They're a fake.

'We planted them'

'and the Joker's picture
doesn't mean a thing.'

We saved Susie's life by using
the Universal Antidote pills

in our utility belts.

She repaid us by revealing
the whole criminal scheme.

Okay, Batman.
Let's deliver the punch line.

Tough luck, Bad Pennies.

You're out of circulation.

They'll melt you down in a pan.

'Holy new year's eve.'

He's got me in his
famous trick streamers.

Have a sneeze on me, Batman.

No use, Joker.

I knew you'd employ
your sneezing powder.

So I took an anti-allergy pill.

Instead of a sneeze,
I've caught you... cold.

That's what easy living
gets you kids.

Stick to your books.

And good luck
against Disko Tech.

Well, I guess
it's goodbye, Susie.

- Goodbye, Dick.
- I give you my word.

I'll mail you the new cheers
as soon as they're made up.

You can practice 'em
while you're away.

- Gosh.
- What's the matter?

You've all been so nice to me.

I can hardly bear it.

Heck, Susie,
it wasn't all your fault.

I mean, with your
unhappy childhood

in a broken home and everything.

No wonder you fell for that
crook's phony promises.

It's time, Susie.

The chauffeur is waiting.

Gee. Imagine being taken
to jail by a chauffeur.

The Wayne Foundation for
Delinquent Girls

is hardly a jail, Susie.

Heck, no. There's teams
and clubs and everything.

I don't know
what to say to you both.

I just..

Thanks, Dick

You're welcome, Susie.

I'll have nightmares
all my life, Mr. Wayne.

'If it hadn't been
for that power failure'

'where would Robin be?'

And where would Batman be?

- Where would Dick Grayson be?
- Huh?

'Don't think about it,
young people.'

Just be thankful that life is..

Filled with unanswered
questions, that's all.

Goodbye, Susie.

Goodbye.

Next week,
Batman battles False Face.

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