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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,413 --> 00:00:20,373 I declare, Mary, with that War Between the States nonsense behind us... 2 00:00:20,563 --> 00:00:23,259 ...it feels good to laugh again. 3 00:00:29,258 --> 00:00:32,921 John Wilkes Booth. Halt, you insidious secessionist. 4 00:00:33,373 --> 00:00:34,670 Ooh! 5 00:00:46,549 --> 00:00:48,210 You're safe now, Mr. President. 6 00:00:48,388 --> 00:00:50,151 Why, who are you? 7 00:00:50,863 --> 00:00:53,161 Just a long-time admirer. 8 00:00:53,907 --> 00:00:56,239 The glorious South will never be defeated! 9 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:01,122 A- ha! 10 00:01:03,305 --> 00:01:06,604 Say hello to John Wilkes Boom! 11 00:01:20,294 --> 00:01:23,923 Time to bring down the curtain on a Yankee rodent! 12 00:01:24,308 --> 00:01:25,798 Huh? 13 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:36,736 My rail-splitting days are long gone, but I still know how to swing an ax. 14 00:01:37,585 --> 00:01:39,348 Sic semper tyrann... 15 00:01:47,619 --> 00:01:51,715 There. The engine of his infernal steam-powered suit. 16 00:01:51,899 --> 00:01:53,059 Aim for that valve. 17 00:01:57,652 --> 00:02:03,113 Sic semper tyrannis! The South shall rise again. The Confederacy forev... 18 00:02:05,276 --> 00:02:07,710 That was quite a timely rescue, sir. 19 00:02:07,885 --> 00:02:13,346 Thanks to you, reconstruction of our great Union can now continue unabated. 20 00:02:15,042 --> 00:02:18,205 It was my honor to fight by your side, President Lincoln... 21 00:02:18,387 --> 00:02:19,820 Oh! 22 00:02:20,895 --> 00:02:24,092 ...of Parallel Universe 5501. 23 00:03:17,015 --> 00:03:21,213 At last. With the contents of this Ocean Lab... 24 00:03:21,396 --> 00:03:23,864 ...I will have all the components needed... 25 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:30,102 ...to restore ape-kind to its rightful place at the top of the food chain! 26 00:03:44,004 --> 00:03:46,939 Cease your simian siege now, Gorilla Grodd. 27 00:03:47,114 --> 00:03:53,781 Fools. No creature on land or sea can match my superior intellect. 28 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:58,031 Then it's a good thing it's not wits we've come to battle. 29 00:03:58,619 --> 00:04:00,519 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 30 00:04:00,693 --> 00:04:03,685 Because I'm seeing gorillas riding sharks stealing an Ocean Lab. 31 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,803 How wacky and original. 32 00:04:06,545 --> 00:04:09,537 Is what I'd be saying if they hadn't been doing... 33 00:04:09,723 --> 00:04:13,181 ...this exact same thing 64 episodes in a row. 34 00:04:13,368 --> 00:04:17,168 You can read about this adventure in my next memoir: 35 00:04:17,347 --> 00:04:20,180 Aquaman Versus the Primate Pugilist. 36 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:25,895 And cue the catchphrase."Outrageous." 37 00:04:26,077 --> 00:04:31,208 B.T.B.A.T.B., what was once so fresh has become formula. 38 00:04:31,394 --> 00:04:32,861 It feels like only yesterday... 39 00:04:33,033 --> 00:04:36,491 ...we learned the next Batman cartoon would be a lighter incarnation. 40 00:04:36,979 --> 00:04:38,606 Fanboys everywhere panicked. 41 00:04:38,785 --> 00:04:43,415 But it was for nothing, because what we got was a love letter to Silver Age comics. 42 00:04:43,601 --> 00:04:47,935 The show had it all. A perfectly cast Diedrich Bader as Batman. 43 00:04:48,116 --> 00:04:49,640 Aquaman was cool again. 44 00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:53,485 Guest stars like Tim Conway, NPH, Adam West... 45 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:56,636 ...and the one and only Paul Reubens. 46 00:04:58,283 --> 00:05:00,444 And then came its greatest episode... 47 00:05:00,625 --> 00:05:03,321 ..."Chill of the Night!" It was dark and brooding... 48 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:06,697 ...but it reminded us of how much we missed the serious Batman. 49 00:05:06,878 --> 00:05:12,510 We longed for more episodes like that. Instead we got more like this: 50 00:05:12,698 --> 00:05:15,861 You were great in your day, campy crusader, but now you've... 51 00:05:16,042 --> 00:05:18,203 What's that expression again? 52 00:05:24,537 --> 00:05:27,472 That's it. You've jumped the shark. 53 00:05:27,647 --> 00:05:32,141 That moment when a once-great show starts going downhill. 54 00:05:32,329 --> 00:05:36,095 Give him a taste of your Bat Shark Repellent, old chum. 55 00:05:36,275 --> 00:05:39,574 I want a new, more dramatic Batman show. 56 00:05:40,456 --> 00:05:45,052 Of course, that's not going to happen until this one's canceled. Canceled. 57 00:05:45,239 --> 00:05:49,539 That's it. I'll use my fifth dimensional powers to make the show so bad... 58 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:55,090 ...it won't just jump the shark, it'll do a quadruple spinning backflip over it. 59 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,740 The network will have to take it off the air. 60 00:05:57,914 --> 00:06:02,146 Now let's see, to do that I'll need to add a love interest... 61 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:07,698 ...give Batman an adorable kid, replace a favorite character with a different actor. 62 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:11,077 And of course, hire Ted McGinley. 63 00:06:11,258 --> 00:06:13,988 Heh, heh, heh. This is going to be fun. 64 00:06:14,168 --> 00:06:18,161 You haven't seen the last of Grodd, Batman! 65 00:06:18,349 --> 00:06:21,785 Oh, I have a feeling we have. 66 00:06:22,663 --> 00:06:25,461 Diabolical. With the contents of that Ocean Lab... 67 00:06:25,639 --> 00:06:28,767 ...Grodd can create a device that turns humans into bananas. 68 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:31,851 - Grodd has to be stopped... - Time to make Batman bad. 69 00:06:32,027 --> 00:06:36,464 - Question is... - Hee, hee! Daddy. Daddy. Look at me. 70 00:06:37,311 --> 00:06:38,710 Whee! 71 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:42,816 Please, Kiki, Daddy is trying to work. 72 00:06:42,997 --> 00:06:46,433 Kiki, were you riding your tricycle through the cave again... 73 00:06:46,609 --> 00:06:48,076 ...when Mommy told you not to? 74 00:06:48,248 --> 00:06:50,580 It was an accident. 75 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,355 And I thought Joker was a handful. 76 00:06:54,534 --> 00:06:56,001 Poor Batman. 77 00:06:57,378 --> 00:06:59,778 He doesn't even notice I'm making his world wacky. 78 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:02,387 Looks like Grodd is making trouble. 79 00:07:02,561 --> 00:07:05,291 Right here in Gotham City. Gotta go, sweetheart. 80 00:07:05,471 --> 00:07:07,132 It's crime time, and I can't be late. 81 00:07:07,311 --> 00:07:08,676 Oh! 82 00:07:08,849 --> 00:07:09,975 Mm! 83 00:07:10,154 --> 00:07:15,091 Ha, ha, ha! And a thousand fanboys just threw their TVs out the window. 84 00:07:15,270 --> 00:07:17,830 But what next? Hmm. 85 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,206 I know. 86 00:07:19,384 --> 00:07:24,788 Fans hate it when Batman uses gadgets the toy company forced into the show. 87 00:07:26,407 --> 00:07:27,669 To the Bat-Luge. 88 00:07:35,036 --> 00:07:38,199 Neon talking super street Bat-Luge: Activate. 89 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:41,008 Ready when you are, Caped Crusader. 90 00:07:41,725 --> 00:07:44,853 Get low and let's go. 91 00:07:49,751 --> 00:07:52,276 Who doesn't love toy company meddling? 92 00:07:52,461 --> 00:07:56,591 The Brave and the Bold is starting to stink worse than Gorilla Grodd's armpits. 93 00:07:56,775 --> 00:08:00,506 Batman will be off the air in no time. 94 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:02,087 Cancel Brave and the Bold? 95 00:08:03,798 --> 00:08:06,130 What's he think he's doing? 96 00:08:06,306 --> 00:08:09,241 Bat-Mite may be an all powerful being from the fifth dimension. 97 00:08:09,416 --> 00:08:12,977 But he's not a god. Or, more importantly, a network programmer. 98 00:08:13,162 --> 00:08:17,531 Someone's gotta stop him. This sounds like a job for Ambush Bug. 99 00:08:22,326 --> 00:08:25,159 But first, a word from our sponsors. 100 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:39,525 I sure hope everyone is hating my changes as much as I'm loving them. 101 00:08:40,685 --> 00:08:42,812 Destination ahead, Batman. 102 00:08:42,993 --> 00:08:46,656 Thanks neon talking super street Bat-Luge. Engage ejection mode. 103 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,299 Happy landings, Batman. 104 00:08:52,290 --> 00:08:55,350 Ah, there you are, old chum. 105 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,832 For the next shark jump... 106 00:08:57,006 --> 00:09:00,373 ...I think I'll recast the show's breakout character. 107 00:09:00,551 --> 00:09:04,954 Sorry Aquaman's John DiMaggio, but you're being replaced. 108 00:09:07,942 --> 00:09:09,967 The role of Aquaman... 109 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:12,583 ...will now be voiced by Ted McGinley. 110 00:09:14,363 --> 00:09:18,390 That evil anthropoid is rampaging through Gotham. 111 00:09:18,577 --> 00:09:21,478 Aquaman, are you okay? You seem a little off. 112 00:09:21,654 --> 00:09:24,521 I wouldn't know what you're talking about, old chum. 113 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:30,300 Now the moment of truth: Let's see if the show's prime demographic... 114 00:09:30,484 --> 00:09:32,975 ...is ready to change the channel yet. 115 00:09:33,995 --> 00:09:36,623 Boy, this show really took a nosedive this season. 116 00:09:36,804 --> 00:09:38,203 Wanna see what else is on? 117 00:09:38,376 --> 00:09:40,241 No, let's keep watching, Dad. 118 00:09:40,417 --> 00:09:42,510 Batman won't let us down. He never has before. 119 00:09:47,205 --> 00:09:52,939 Prepare, Gotham, to suffer the effects of my Banana Beam! 120 00:09:57,974 --> 00:10:02,809 Ape-kind will never go hungry again! Huh? 121 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:09,602 Destroy them! 122 00:10:13,158 --> 00:10:15,023 Careful not to slip on the citizens, Aquaman. 123 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:18,167 This calls for action. To the extreme. 124 00:10:18,342 --> 00:10:21,209 Neon talking super street Bat-Luge, activate. 125 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:24,980 Let's get low and let's go. 126 00:10:47,171 --> 00:10:51,608 It's official: Worst Batman show ever. Ha, ha! 127 00:10:52,154 --> 00:10:53,644 You have to stop this, Bat-Mite. 128 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:57,991 Ambush Bug? You're a pretty obscure hero even for this show. 129 00:10:58,174 --> 00:11:01,337 You do not understand the forces you're playing with, babe. 130 00:11:01,518 --> 00:11:04,112 Wrong. I understand perfectly. 131 00:11:04,294 --> 00:11:06,558 As viewers at home turn off Batman's show... 132 00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:10,193 ...his universe will collapse bit by bit until it's completely gone. 133 00:11:11,585 --> 00:11:14,315 And a new, better show can take its place. 134 00:11:14,494 --> 00:11:17,224 I'm not gonna let you do this to Batman. 135 00:11:17,404 --> 00:11:20,464 He exists for more than just your personal enjoyment. 136 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:29,264 Obstacle ahead: Engaging eject mode. 137 00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:32,675 Careful, citizen. 138 00:11:32,856 --> 00:11:35,916 You could have been hurt by neon talking super street Bat-Luge. 139 00:11:36,099 --> 00:11:39,091 Batman, your universe is being changed piece by piece... 140 00:11:39,277 --> 00:11:41,438 ...and soon it will be erased from existence. 141 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,552 You've got to fight it. 142 00:11:43,725 --> 00:11:47,627 Who in Hades are you? And what are you babbling on about? 143 00:11:47,805 --> 00:11:50,365 You're Ted McGinley. Big fan. 144 00:11:50,548 --> 00:11:52,743 I'm a big fan. Let me press your pants. 145 00:11:52,922 --> 00:11:54,583 Ted Mc-who-y? 146 00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:58,163 No, you've gotta listen to me. One fictional hero to another. 147 00:11:58,340 --> 00:12:01,002 That's crazy talk. We're not fictional. 148 00:12:01,183 --> 00:12:05,950 Yes, you are. Me too, but the difference is I know I'm not real. 149 00:12:10,815 --> 00:12:13,283 Grodd's army is tearing the city apart. 150 00:12:13,457 --> 00:12:14,481 Trust me on this one. 151 00:12:14,661 --> 00:12:18,392 Bat-Mite got bored with your TV show and is trying to get it canceled. 152 00:12:18,574 --> 00:12:21,805 He wants to turn you away from everything that makes you Batman. 153 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:28,523 You hear that? That's the sound of millions of TV remotes changing the channel. 154 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,436 Look. 155 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:35,451 With each channel change, more of this reality is disappearing. 156 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:39,066 That means we have to turn this reality back into the one you knew. 157 00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:41,767 Yes. The classic Brave and the Bold... 158 00:12:41,951 --> 00:12:44,579 ...with its winning combination of thrilling adventure... 159 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:46,227 ...and tongue-in-cheek fun. 160 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,664 And we have to do it quick, before the last viewer switches channels. 161 00:12:49,844 --> 00:12:54,178 Hey, I'm talking to you. No. Don't do it. 162 00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:55,519 This is unwatchable. 163 00:12:55,697 --> 00:12:57,892 What do you say we check out the game instead? 164 00:12:58,071 --> 00:13:02,906 Yeah, I guess so. I used to love this show, but now... 165 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,964 Think fast, Bug. 166 00:13:16,146 --> 00:13:20,378 Got it. Kids and their dads love senseless violence. 167 00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:24,289 You'll never bring me down, Caped Crusader. 168 00:13:27,885 --> 00:13:28,909 Hit me. 169 00:13:29,089 --> 00:13:30,920 - What? - Just do it. 170 00:13:35,310 --> 00:13:37,107 Oof! Oh. 171 00:13:38,052 --> 00:13:40,850 Ha, ha, ha! He got hit in the face. 172 00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:50,448 Again. Right in the kisser. 173 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,291 Uh! Uh-huh... 174 00:14:17,382 --> 00:14:20,579 Look. We just bought some time. 175 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:26,164 I'm sorry, Ambush Bug, but we need to stop Grodd and his banana-fueled bedlam. 176 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:28,774 Oh... 177 00:14:28,954 --> 00:14:30,182 BAT-MITE How sad. 178 00:14:30,359 --> 00:14:35,194 Your debut episode, Bug, and the show is getting exterminated. 179 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:36,968 We'll see about that. 180 00:14:41,028 --> 00:14:42,620 Hey there, fellow hero. 181 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,769 Mind if I borrow you, neon talking super street Bat-Luge? 182 00:14:45,944 --> 00:14:48,310 Actually, I'd rather not... 183 00:14:55,175 --> 00:15:00,203 Get low and let's go... 184 00:15:01,395 --> 00:15:05,855 You know this means war. 185 00:15:07,014 --> 00:15:09,039 Let's see how you like the Dark Knight... 186 00:15:09,221 --> 00:15:12,987 ...in another one of those hideous, variant Batman costumes... 187 00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:15,635 ...you only find on store shelves. 188 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:21,679 Alpine Ice Climber Batman? How could you? 189 00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:24,854 And that's just the beginning. 190 00:15:29,889 --> 00:15:32,585 Anyone remember Cousin Oliver? 191 00:15:34,705 --> 00:15:35,831 He may be ridiculous. 192 00:15:36,009 --> 00:15:38,944 But you of all people should know that Ace the Bathound... 193 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,213 ...is an accepted part of the Batman Universe. 194 00:15:41,395 --> 00:15:46,526 I wasn't referring to Ace, I was referring to his new nephew, Punchichi. 195 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,306 Let me at them, let me at them, Uncle Ace. 196 00:15:49,487 --> 00:15:52,047 I can take Gorilla Grodd any day. 197 00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:53,697 You fiend. 198 00:15:53,868 --> 00:15:56,530 And now, time for the ultimate shark jump. 199 00:15:56,711 --> 00:15:59,908 Moving. Say goodbye to Gotham City... 200 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:07,363 ...because the Dark Knight is relocating to sunny Malibu, California. 201 00:16:18,584 --> 00:16:21,644 Power to the puppies. 202 00:16:24,169 --> 00:16:25,830 And just to seal the deal... 203 00:16:26,009 --> 00:16:30,241 ...I'll give Batman the one thing he would never have. 204 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:37,265 I'd say my work here is done. See ya! 205 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,898 Batman, you have to listen to me, this isn't you. 206 00:16:49,085 --> 00:16:52,486 Bat-Mite is pushing you away from who you really are. 207 00:16:52,664 --> 00:16:53,858 Go away. 208 00:16:55,105 --> 00:16:56,572 I give up. 209 00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:58,837 How am I gonna convince you of what's real... 210 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:02,715 ...or not when you don't even know you'd never use a gun? 211 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:07,857 You're right. But if none of this is real, what's the point? 212 00:17:08,048 --> 00:17:09,538 Here's the thing, Batman. 213 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:13,156 There's a lot of people out there, people who believe in you. 214 00:17:13,331 --> 00:17:17,961 Real or not, what you do in here matters. 215 00:17:24,202 --> 00:17:26,796 This isn't my home. 216 00:17:32,128 --> 00:17:34,392 Does this mean we'll be able to save the show? 217 00:17:34,569 --> 00:17:39,233 The important thing, Aquaman, is that we save the day. That's our job. 218 00:17:39,418 --> 00:17:41,215 But if this is going to be the end... 219 00:17:41,391 --> 00:17:44,792 ...let's give everyone one last thing to remember. 220 00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:48,906 That petulant primate's poisonous ploy must be prevented. 221 00:18:10,688 --> 00:18:13,384 Everything's back to normal. 222 00:18:13,565 --> 00:18:18,468 I still can't believe it. I'm talking to the real Ted McGinley. 223 00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:23,780 I'm sorry, but who's this McGinley chap you clearly have me confused with? 224 00:18:23,966 --> 00:18:27,493 Only one of the finest comedic actors of our generation. 225 00:18:28,012 --> 00:18:29,104 Wow. 226 00:18:29,283 --> 00:18:30,545 Thanks. 227 00:18:30,722 --> 00:18:35,557 Sometimes I think people only associate me with the whole "Jump the Shark" thing. 228 00:18:35,738 --> 00:18:37,399 You know, Married With Children... 229 00:18:37,578 --> 00:18:41,639 ...was on the air seven years after I came on. Just so you know. 230 00:18:41,825 --> 00:18:44,760 A- ha! Tricked you into breaking character. 231 00:18:44,936 --> 00:18:46,961 What? Outra... 232 00:18:47,143 --> 00:18:52,137 You know what? I don't really get this show anyway. I'm out of here. 233 00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:59,473 - Outrageous! - Now everything's back to normal. 234 00:18:59,651 --> 00:19:01,642 Let's just hope it wasn't too late. 235 00:19:03,163 --> 00:19:05,996 Eh, it got a little better toward the end. 236 00:19:06,173 --> 00:19:09,609 But let's not kid ourselves, Tucker. It's seen better days. 237 00:19:09,784 --> 00:19:13,015 It's time you and Jelenic gave this take on Batman a rest. 238 00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:15,960 Think about a new one. Something more dramatic... 239 00:19:16,139 --> 00:19:19,973 ...like that episode, "Chilly, Chilly Night." 240 00:19:21,423 --> 00:19:25,416 Yes. I did it. A darker Batman series is on the way. 241 00:19:25,604 --> 00:19:29,938 Now I need to make room for all the great new Batman swag I'll be collecting. 242 00:19:33,429 --> 00:19:35,863 The Gibbles from the very first episode. 243 00:19:36,038 --> 00:19:40,065 They were so cute. See ya. 244 00:19:40,252 --> 00:19:42,379 Ah, the Music Meister. 245 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,427 I still can't get those songs out of my head. 246 00:19:45,603 --> 00:19:47,093 Maybe this'll help. 247 00:19:48,078 --> 00:19:50,069 You know, for a lighter Batman... 248 00:19:50,252 --> 00:19:52,686 ...there were actually a few pretty good episodes. 249 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:55,920 Huh! I might actually end up missing this show. 250 00:19:56,104 --> 00:19:58,868 Coming this fall to Cartoon Network... 251 00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:01,880 The promo for the new Batman show is already here. 252 00:20:02,057 --> 00:20:05,720 It's a Caped Crusader like you've never seen before. 253 00:20:11,723 --> 00:20:13,657 Awesome-sauce. 254 00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:18,995 They went CGI. Oh! And here comes Batman. 255 00:20:19,181 --> 00:20:23,481 And this time, he's a girl. 256 00:20:25,970 --> 00:20:30,202 Yes, it's the all-new Batgirl show. 257 00:20:30,786 --> 00:20:33,778 Batgirl? It's her show? 258 00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:39,775 But I want the moody loner Batman. 259 00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:42,441 And this time she's brought a friend. 260 00:20:48,277 --> 00:20:50,336 Well, it's not a total fail. 261 00:20:50,518 --> 00:20:53,885 At least I'll finally get the realistic, super-dramatic storytelling... 262 00:20:54,063 --> 00:20:55,655 ...I've been wanting. 263 00:20:55,836 --> 00:21:00,068 Uh, not so fast, babe. You forgot you're a fictional character too. 264 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,241 Yeah, and? 265 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,425 Wait. You mean? 266 00:21:05,601 --> 00:21:06,659 Afraid so. 267 00:21:06,839 --> 00:21:09,774 You see, there's no room for a silly character like Bat-Mite... 268 00:21:09,949 --> 00:21:11,416 ...in a dark show like this. 269 00:21:11,588 --> 00:21:13,681 You didn't just end The Brave and the Bold. 270 00:21:13,863 --> 00:21:17,162 You ended yourself too. Adios, partner. 271 00:21:17,341 --> 00:21:22,108 No. It can't end this way. It can't. 272 00:21:22,625 --> 00:21:27,528 Huh. I guess it can. That's all, folks. 273 00:21:45,534 --> 00:21:46,865 I wasn't expecting this many. 274 00:21:47,038 --> 00:21:49,529 I put the word out. Cocktail weenie? 275 00:21:58,610 --> 00:21:59,634 Ow! 276 00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:15,624 So this is really it. 277 00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,462 Yeah, looks like. 278 00:22:18,242 --> 00:22:20,437 At least you can say you had a good run. 279 00:22:20,616 --> 00:22:22,208 A great run. 280 00:22:22,389 --> 00:22:24,653 And until we meet again, boys and girls... 281 00:22:24,831 --> 00:22:28,631 ...know that wherever evil lurks, in all its myriad forms... 282 00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:31,176 ...I'll be there with the hammers of justice... 283 00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:34,913 ...to fight for decency and defend the innocent. 284 00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:37,531 Good night. 285 00:22:37,581 --> 00:22:42,131 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23346

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