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Welcome, fellow Batmen of all nations.

I call this meeting to order.

El Gaucho, please review the minutes from our last gathering.

S?, Batman.

Our annual masked charity ball raised over 100 million Euros...

...for the Retired Heroes Foundation.

And at long last, the remodeling of our headquarters est? completo.

- Musketeer. - As you can no doubt see...

...the six statues you commissioned of les Batmen sont arriv?es.

I didn't commission any statues.

The Batmen of all nations? Ha-ha-ha.

None of you even look like bats.

Let me show you how a real tribute society works.

Introducing the Jokers of all nations.

Get them, boys.

Wingman, look out.

Almost forgot, Batsy. Brought you a little housewarming gift.

There. The house feels warmer already.

Huh?

The hammers of justice will always pound straight the bent nails of evil.

Cool. Let's jump it on our bikes.

I don't know, Chris. It looks dangerous.

Don't be such a baby, Kyle.

It's Captain Atom!

That's right.

And those wires would have given you the shock of your life.

For a superhero, this downed power line is child's play.

But to a child, it's a death trap.

Gee, thanks, Captain Atom.

Next time, be a hero by remembering you're not.

Saving the youth of the world one public service announcement at a time.

I didn't think it was possible, but he's worse than Booster Gold.

Since he arrived he's proven arrogant, self-serving and cocky.

Sounds like the JLI's newest member is going to fit right in.

Quite the team you've assembled, Manhunter.

Well, except for Batman here.

- Excuse me? - Say what?

The guy has no superpowers. Not even a lame one.

And yet everyone here thinks he's the greatest superhero in the universe.

Because it's true.

Boom. You're dead. Boom. You're dead again.

Boom, boom, boom. That's all it would take.

Sir, you are crossing a line.

Even the villains must buy into it, because otherwise...

...he would have been squashed the moment he stepped out of Gotham.

Your deluge of destruction is over, Despero.

Your wicked winds wane tonight, Weather Wizard.

Your sinister subterfuge ceases now, Star Sapphire.

Your titanic tantrum of terror terminates tonight, Giganta.

Guys, don't get me wrong.

Batman would make an awesome cop.

- Thanks. - But a superhero?

Come on, that takes superpowers.

Who is this guy?

Former United States Air Force Captain Nathaniel Christopher Adams...

...a. k.a. Allen Adams, a. k.a. Cameron Scott.

He was atomized in a scientific experiment and acquired the power of super-strength...

...flight and energy blast projection.

Impressive.

But he should try mixing a little humility with those superpowers.

Like I do.

The trouble alert. It's Major Force.

And he's attacking the Pentagon.

My old nemesis.

Looks like I get to show you guys a real superhero in action.

Listen up, maggots.

I know it's here, so hand over the quantum vacuum.

You jerks are about to get a face full of unfriendly fire.

At ease, soldiers.

As you weren't.

Leave those privates alone, Major Force. And that's an order.

Leave this to the heavy artillery, Batman.

Out of the way. He's mine.

Battling villains is no excuse for rudeness, chum.

Nice recon, captain. This is just what I was looking for.

Neptune's Beard. He's been reduced to...

Just a man.

Make that a dead man.

You'll get yours later, captain. I have what I came for.

We've got to go after him and get the quantum vacuum back. He's got my powers.

Batman to J'onn, have the league intercept Major Force...

...before he destroys Washington.

- And beam us up to the tower. - What? No.

Easy, Cap... Uh, Nate.

Let the league handle this.

You have bigger fish to fry.

This is what was stolen, a prototype quantum vacuum...

...which taps into the same energy field as you and Major Force.

He can use it to absorb any form of nuclear-level power...

...until he's virtually unstoppable.

I'll prepare the Watchtower to hold Major Force for the authorities...

...once the league apprehends him. - What can I do?

In your compromised condition, it's best if you confine yourself to quarters.

Hey, I can get by without powers no problem.

He does it.

How hard can it be?

Let me give you a hand with that lead-lined dampener.

Careful there, champ.

These things are heavier than they look.

- Don't want you to hurt yourself. - Okay, Dad.

It's Martian Manhunter.

Good catch, my chartreuse shipmate.

Aquaman is right, Nate.

You're going to have to learn to accept your new limitations.

And like you always say:

"Next time, be a hero by remembering you're not."

I've just become my own PSA.

Now let's see what this baby can do.

Booyah.

They're gonna have to start calling me General Force now.

Time to cause a little collateral damage.

And how's Earth's formerly mightiest mortal doing?

Try to stay positive, old man.

Why don't you fix yourself a sandwich? Food always puts me in a better mood.

Aquaman, we need to, um...

- Perhaps I... - I've got it.

I have the power.

- What's happened to me? - It's okay, Nate.

Now I know how you must feel.

Like a total loser.

Typical.

Wait. I need help. Show me how you do it.

Please?

This is the Justice League training room.

Here, through holographic simulations...

...you will learn to rely only on your wits and intestinal fortitude.

We'll start with the typical level of threat I encounter on day-to-day patrol.

Good, because I can handle anything you can dish out.

Then open wide.

Oh, yeah. Let's dance, Darkseid.

Boom. You're dead.

I wasn't ready.

Let's dial it back to something a little more street level.

Bring it on.

Grundy, when I'm through with you, you're gonna wish you never died.

Unh. Huh?

Third time's the charm, right?

Drop the loot, punk. Before I...

I'm useless.

- You're up, Aquaman. - I'm on it.

Don't let your repeated and crushing defeats get you down, old chum.

Why, taking a savage beating is part of being a hero.

Yeah, a C-list, no-power-having loser hero, maybe.

Is Batman a C-lister?

Is that what you think? Poppycock.

He knows how to take a beating.

Never giving up until he wins. And why?

Because he has heart, and heart is the only superpower you need.

Super-breath can come In fire, frost or just plain bad

Shrinking's a power But it's kind of sad

Shifting shape into a snake Can give folks quite a fright

But only your heart Will win us the fight

There's portal creation And astral projection

Telekinesis and dead resurrection

With mind control you're on a roll

And if you're lucky, flight

But only your heart Will win us the fight

Who are you? Just a man or a superman?

The man we turn to for the plan?

Who are you? Just a man or a superman?

The man we need to take a stand

There's time travel Stretching and even wall crawling

A sonic scream helps you With your bad-guy brawling

Fists of steel can make you feel An increased sense of might

But only your heart Will win us the fight

Who are you? Just a man or a superman?

The man we turn to for the plan?

Who are you? Just a man or a superman?

The man we need to take a stand

What was that?

I call it "Aquaman's Rousing Song of Heroism."

Uh...

You don't look roused.

Aquaman, Nate.

The JLI located Major Force.

I trust he was taken down without much of a fight.

I'm afraid it's not Force who's gone down.

I'm coming with you.

No, we have an important task for you on the Watchtower.

Monitor duty.

But what about "Your heart will win you the fight"?

That was just a song. This is real life, man.

Your fission-fueled frenzy is over, Major Force.

I'm commandeering the world's military might, Batman.

You grunts can volunteer to serve my cause or become casualties of war.

Grunt?

You're talking to the king of the sea.

Ha! That's showing him.

Uh-oh.

Ugh. He's mopping the floor with them.

Time to wave the white flag, heroes.

Huh?

Not bad. For a civilian.

Do you really think you can defeat me without any power?

No, but I can defeat you with too much power.

You're on overload, major.

Now this is more like it.

Wholloping white whales. He's back.

A soldier is supposed to serve his country.

You don't deserve to call yourself major.

You handled yourself like a real hero out there, captain.

But I hope you learned a valuable lesson from losing your powers.

Boy, did I.

And it's a lesson I'll be passing on to others.

Come on, I'll race you across.

I don't know. That ice doesn't look too safe.

Don't be such a scaredy-cat, Kyle.

Chris!

It's Captain Atom!

That's right. And that water would have put you on ice.

You don't have superpowers...

...and that makes you some of the most fragile...

...and pathetic organisms in the whole universe.

Trust me, I know.

Gee, thanks, Captain Atom.

Next time, be a hero by remembering you're not.

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