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We, the Imperial Tiger Army,
swear allegiance to our most holy deity.
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Oh, holy deity.
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Oh, holy deity.
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Oh, holy deity.
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Behold, I'kbym,
the beginning and end of all things.
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The end of all things is right.
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Tuftan, your deity is an Omega warhead.
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And if we don't act quickly,
Misfit will soon control it.
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Kamandi, you dare blaspheme
our sacred ritual?
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The last boy on Earth speaks the truth.
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It is the ultimate weapon.
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And with it,
the Misfit will rule what's left of Earth.
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Serviteks, attack!
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Mine, all mine.
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Kamandi,
we can't let him desecrate the altar.
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Believe me, Tuftan,
that's the least of our worries.
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Aah!
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It's over.
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I know you control the Serviteks
by mind-control.
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Make them stop fighting now.
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Huh?
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Can it be?
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An old friend from the 21st century
to lend a hand?
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Unh!
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Ah, Joker, so you got my distress signal
after all.
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You know me,
always happy to lend a normal-sized hand.
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Grr!
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Attack him, my legions.
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Peanuts, anyone?
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Oh, I forgot. You're not supposed
to feed the animals, are you?
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All right, Joker, let's take out the trash.
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Unh!
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Thanks to you, Joker,
the Misfit now controls Tiger City.
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And with it, the Omega warhead.
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- Ooh! What does this one do?
- No!
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At last. I'll have to thank
the Atlantean Science Society...
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...for their contribution
to my little experiment.
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Observometer is a geometric leap forward
in the science of surveillance.
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And it's all mine.
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Huh? Hunh!
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Your soliloquy of selflessness is over,
caped conniver.
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Fisherman, you're a fool if you think
you can stop my master plan.
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We'll see about that.
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Unh!
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I'm gonna turn you
into a filet o' Fisherman.
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How delicious. Absolutely delicious, ha, ha, ha!
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But knowing you, Bats,
you'd probably just throw him back.
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Joker.
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I could've taken care of Batman myself,
you pasty-faced fool.
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Sure you could.
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Save the fish tales.
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We need to find out
what Batman is up to.
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I'm betting something
to make our lives a bit more miserable.
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Make that a lot more miserable, Fisherman.
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The clown fish in his natural habitat.
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A net.
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You two can keep each other company
until the Atlantean police arrive.
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You gotta get me out of here.
This is my third strike.
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Hold your sea horses, I've got this.
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Sorry we can't stay for the party, boys.
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But we did bring our own balloons.
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Looks like Batman's the fish
that got away.
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And I have a sinking feeling this is only
the beginning of his dynamic deviltry.
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Hey, it's him.
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Hm. Losers.
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A John Wilkes Booth, on the rocks.
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You're building something, Bats...
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...and it's up to me
to find out what it is and stop you.
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Oh, look at him. The conquering hero.
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He gets a parade...
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...and we get hard time on the rock pile
in the state pen.
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No one said the life of a super-criminal
was going to be easy, old man.
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Well, I wish I'd had known.
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I wouldn't have become a villain
in the first place.
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Come on, Gramps, lighten up.
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Hold the trolley.
I know those crocodile tears.
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You're the Weeper. You used to be big.
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The greatest villain of all time.
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I... I... I could have been.
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Once, perhaps, but now I'm just a bum.
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Pshaw!
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You invented super-criminal shtick
as we know it.
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They called you the crying crime king.
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The first villain to use a signature motif
in all your crimes. Ha, ha, ha!
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Sheer genius.
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Why, I even modeled myself after you.
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I just went in another direction,
of course.
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Whatever happened to you?
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I had a chance to commit
the crime of the century...
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...and I let it slip through my fingers.
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Farewell, Fawcett City.
Your tragic end is nigh.
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Your dreams of despair end now,
Weeper.
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Don't do it.
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Thousands of innocent lives will be lost.
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Thousands?
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Weeper, you just don't have the moxie
to stand up...
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...against the ballistic force of justice.
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I could have destroyed an entire city
that night.
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But I hesitated.
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And for that, I spent the next 30 years
serving hard time, Joker.
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Joker?
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Oh, you silly cat, I love lasagna too.
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I'm sorry. You were saying?
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It doesn't matter anyway.
My days in the limelight are over.
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Not without one last fling, they're not.
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The fates brought us together
for a reason, Weepy.
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Picture it: The mountebank of mirth
teams up with the duke of downers.
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Gotham won't know what hit it.
What do you say?
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It's not like the old days, Joker.
Why, back then, evil fueled my mewling.
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Now I only shed bitter tears of regret.
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We interrupt this broadcast...
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...for breaking news.
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Gotham City's own duly deputized
champion of law and order, Batman...
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...has an announcement.
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I have two announcements.
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One is for the good citizens
of Gotham City.
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You have been at the mercy of cowardly
and superstitious criminals for too long.
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Superstitious?
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Thanks to efforts of law-abiding scientists
all over the world...
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...once I install the remaining components,
those days are over forever.
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I give you the Bat-Probe,
the ultimate weapon in crime prevention.
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This device will detect every crime
as it is happening...
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...and summon the police, or me,
immediately, to dispense justice.
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No. That's not fair.
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My second message
is for the criminal scum of Gotham City.
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I'll be seeing you, punks.
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00:10:41,781 --> 00:10:43,874
Batman's gone too far.
128
00:10:44,317 --> 00:10:48,481
I'm in. One last caper, partner.
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00:10:57,600 --> 00:10:59,363
I'm not sure I'm up to this anymore.
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My tyrannical tears of terror
are now but a, sniff, a trickle.
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Nonsense.
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By the time I'm through with you,
they'll be a monsoon of misery.
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We'll start off small and work up.
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Ohh...
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Let's start a little smaller.
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Hey.
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Ma'am?
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Maybe we should manage
our expectations.
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Waah!
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Bravo. Like taking candy from a baby.
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You're ready for Batman.
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A hideout right across
the street from S.T.A.R. Labs.
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What is this place, Weepy?
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00:12:15,711 --> 00:12:18,043
I bought it
with what I scraped together...
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...from making license plates in prison
for 30 years.
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My big plan was to bring smiles
to the faces of snot-nosed tots...
147
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...while bleeding their parents dry.
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Oh, Weepy,
you're capable of so much worse.
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Ha!
150
00:12:39,335 --> 00:12:43,601
Your hunch about S.T.A.R. Labs
helping Bats was dead-on.
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Your comeback begins now.
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Now, just relax.
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Crime's like riding a unicycle.
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You never forget how.
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Hey, boys.
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Stop me if you've heard this one before.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Unh!
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This is your cue. Sparkle, Weepy, sparkle.
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Into each life, a little rain must fall.
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See, Weepy? You still got it.
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You're right. I feel woefully alive
for the first time in years. Boo, hoo, hoo!
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00:13:36,625 --> 00:13:39,992
Now, let's crush that Dark Knight despot.
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The advanced technology
contained in this bio-magnetic sensor...
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...will enable the Bat-Probe
to detect malevolent intent...
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...within the Gotham City limits.
166
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Looks like we're outnumbered, old chum.
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Sadly so, but we have the element
of surprise on our side.
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With this final component installed...
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...no black-hearted bottom-feeder...
170
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...will escape the cold,
unblinking glare of justice.
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What happened to surprise?
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I'm sorry.
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Joker, you murderous mountebank.
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Couldn't wait for the Bat-Probe
to set its sights on you, eh?
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You know me, Batsy.
I like to come early and avoid the rush.
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He has me in his famous trick streamers.
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00:14:32,648 --> 00:14:34,741
Mortimer Gloom, a. k.a., the Weeper.
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You'll be wailing behind prison walls
when I'm done with you.
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Perhaps, Batman, but today,
it's your turn to cry me a river.
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Way to go, Weepy. Uh-oh.
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Aah!
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Bats, this obsessive little project of yours
has clearly left you unhinged.
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00:15:05,648 --> 00:15:07,081
I like it.
184
00:15:07,249 --> 00:15:09,911
See how you like this, Joker.
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I won't let you oppress our people
any further, you caped killjoy.
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Aah!
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This time the only tears
will be at your funeral.
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Just what I thought.
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Read your file, Weeper.
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Still not evil enough to get the job done,
are you?
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Never were, never will be.
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Buck up, Weeps.
193
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I got enough evil for both of us.
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Justice always has a way
of evening the odds, scum.
195
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Ah. You're taking it well. No tears.
196
00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:36,020
I'm beyond tears, Joker.
197
00:16:36,187 --> 00:16:40,783
The one time when this city
really needed a villain, and I failed.
198
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:44,520
Batman's right. I'm not evil enough.
199
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From a man who should know,
that's crazy talk.
200
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:51,797
I need you, Weeper.
201
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,961
I can't help you.
202
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,732
I'm sorry.
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00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:10,380
The ultimate weapon
against the underworld.
204
00:17:10,555 --> 00:17:15,049
No crime will go unpunished
and no criminal will go free.
205
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:20,487
Well, maybe it's not gonna work.
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00:17:49,494 --> 00:17:50,859
Unh!
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What a revolting development this is.
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00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:54,615
Huh?
209
00:19:43,241 --> 00:19:45,471
Ah! A welcome wagon.
210
00:19:54,352 --> 00:19:55,842
Unh!
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Weeps?
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00:20:07,698 --> 00:20:12,362
Someone's gotta make the world safe
for the criminals of tomorrow.
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Weepy.
214
00:20:14,205 --> 00:20:18,699
Come on, partner.
Time to make the Bat eat crow.
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00:20:27,718 --> 00:20:29,709
I knew you'd show up sooner or later,
Joker.
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00:20:29,887 --> 00:20:31,411
You're a fool to face me.
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00:20:33,391 --> 00:20:34,688
On guard.
218
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,688
Aah!
219
00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:48,260
Looks like you need some new material,
Joker.
220
00:20:48,839 --> 00:20:50,773
You're too old for this game, Weeper.
221
00:20:50,942 --> 00:20:55,470
Oh, you're never too old for evil.
222
00:20:56,113 --> 00:20:57,137
Unh!
223
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,878
One last chance, old man.
224
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:06,383
Give yourself up. It's hopeless.
225
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,787
Not this time.
226
00:21:19,704 --> 00:21:22,468
How the mighty have fallen
in the midst of battle.
227
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:24,938
Oh, I pity thee, Batman.
228
00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,974
Bravo. Bravo.
229
00:21:27,144 --> 00:21:29,408
I knew you had it in you, old timer.
230
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:33,812
The tragedy is that all these years,
I didn't believe I could prevail...
231
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...until you came along, Joker.
232
00:21:37,655 --> 00:21:40,647
It's a shame I must do you in now.
233
00:21:41,325 --> 00:21:43,816
Weepy, what are you talking about?
234
00:21:43,995 --> 00:21:48,762
There can only be one king of crime
in Gotham and that must be me.
235
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,597
Not in this lifetime, Weeper.
236
00:22:08,653 --> 00:22:10,553
You saved me.
237
00:22:11,255 --> 00:22:14,486
- You're welcome.
- No, you fool.
238
00:22:14,659 --> 00:22:17,822
The Weeper was about claim
his true destiny.
239
00:22:17,995 --> 00:22:22,364
You robbed me of my greatest prank.
Waah!
240
00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:25,065
Joker, crying?
241
00:22:25,670 --> 00:22:27,262
Now, that's funny.
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00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:31,862
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