All language subtitles for Batman TBATB s02e22 Cry Freedom Fighters.eng

Do they think that one puny fleshling
can defeat Mantis?

I don't need any help
to squash an ugly crabface like you.

Huh?

Okay, maybe I could use a little help.

Whoa. That was quick, Batman.

Batman isn't available,
but perhaps I can be of service.

Swell. I call for the world's
greatest detective...

...and instead, I get
the knock-off version of the Blue Beetle.

Knock off?

I prefer to think of myself
as a re-imagined hero for a new generation.

Yeah, I know Mantis
absorbs energy-based attacks. Tell her.

Stand back and observe there, rookie...

...while I distract him
with some witty repartee.

Oh, this'll be good.

You call yourself a villain?
I've had steaks tougher than you.

You dare mock me, insolent whelp?

Nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah!

- Brilliant, now he's twice as mad.
- And hopefully, twice as sloppy.

Nyah!

Too much energy.

Ta-da!

Well, you're no Dark Knight,
but I guess you're okay.

Teenagers.

Oh, hey, Bats.
Yeah, it was Mantis.

No, don't bother, we handled it.

Ha, ha. Yeah, she is a bit green,
but we'll teach her the ropes.

The polls are closed.
Everybody out.

Voter intimidation is a federal offense.

Sounds like
we have ourselves a hero, boys.

- You gonna be a problem?
- No, the solution.

Looks like I need to exercise
my constitutional rights.

Oh, the circus is in town.

Hey, Bats.

Thanks for the assist, O'Brian.

We can't let these hoodlums
disrupt election day.

So that's why there are
all those flags everywhere.

I just figured today
was the Fourth of July or something.

It's January.

I know.
That's why it seemed so weird to me.

Look out.
- Unh!

- What on earth?
- Not Earth...

...outer space.

That's a vote against tyranny, son.

- Who's the grandpa in the goofy hat?
- That's Uncle Sam.

The living embodiment of patriotism.

"Uncle Sam"? Does everybody
in your family dress weird?

Oh, Batman, haven't seen you
since the last war-bonds rally.

Good to see you again, sir.
Still fighting the good fight, I see.

Huh. Uncle Grandpa's
got some serious game.

He derives his power
from the patriotic spirit of the masses.

Always an inspiring sight.

All right, son.

Start singing, and I'd better like the tune.

You'll get no information from us.

Hail the Supreme Chairman.

Are you all right?

Nothing that a few choruses
of "America the Beautiful" wouldn't cure.

But first, it's time for a little history lesson
aboard the Rockets' Red Glare.

Attention, people of Earth.

I am Telle-Teg, the leader
of the Resistance Forces of Qward.

The Supreme Chairman,
the brutal dictator of our world...

...plans to use
his weaponer henchmen...

...to infiltrate, corrupt and eventually,
take over your government...

...just as he did here
on our home world.

Earthlings, heed this warning.

We ignored it for too long,
and now it may be too late for us.

So the aliens
at the polling booths were sent to...

Use our constitution
to blow their noses.

Telle-Teg and his men risked their lives...

...to get me this warning
of the red alien menace.

In freedom's name,
we must rescue him and his people...

...from this Supreme Chairman despot.

Bet this stuff would bring
a pretty penny down at the pawnshop.

Try it and I'll mop the floor
with that rubber rump of yours.

- You read me, stretch?
- I see you've met Dollman.

"Dollman"?

His name is Dollman? Ha, ha!

What?

Allow me to introduce
the rest of my team.

Black Condor, Human Bomb...

...The Ray...

...and Phantom Lady.

Together with Dollman,
they are the Freedom Fighters.

Oh, I like the look of your team, Sammy.

I'm glad, son, because I want you.

You mean, to join the Freedom Fighters?
Really?

Your abilities are impressive, my boy.

Can I assume
you are as patriotic as Batman?

Well, uh, you could assume that. Sure.

Good, then I hereby declare you
a member of the Freedom Fighters.

Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters
are sincere about their ideals.

No problemo, Bats.
Nobody's better at faking sincerity than me.

- O'Brian.
- Come on, Bats.

No one's ever wanted me
to be a part of their team.

Even the league threw me out.

Give me a chance
to be part of something.

To prove to myself
that I'm not a three-time loser.

All right, folks, buckle in.

I'm about to let freedom ring.

We have lost contact
with our operatives on Earth, Mr. Chairman.

We must assume
that they have failed in their mission.

I do not tolerate failure.

I can't tell you what it means
to find a home here...

...amongst my fellow flag-wavers.

Look, buddy.
You may have Sam fooled...

...but something tells me
you're not the patriot you pretend to be.

Ah! I'll have you know
that I am as patriotic as Benedict Arnold.

We're approaching Qward.

By mimicking a meteor's trajectory...

...we're hoping to slip
through their planetary defenses unnoticed.

I'd say they noticed.

Shields are down.
Hull structure is compromised.

We can't take another direct hit.

Energy blast, starboard bow.
Brace for impact.

We're alive.

Only because Uncle Sam's
channeling his patriot power...

...to protect the spacecraft.

They'll have patrols looking for us.

- I'll have Black Condor scout the area.
- Please.

Allow me to stick my neck out
so my fellow team member doesn't have to.

That boy's as true
as the red, white and blue.

And I say he's as cracked
as the Liberty Bell.

Hey, hot head. Meet head butt.

Ha! This reminds me
of the Battle of Gettysburg.

Let's get out of here.

That's no way to treat a Phantom Lady.

Looks like Uncle Sam
could use a recharge of patriotic spirit.

Unfortunately, that's going to be hard
to find on an alien planet.

Don't worry about me.

I have enough left in the Federal Reserve
to kick the Supreme Chairman's keester.

I'm Uncle Sam from the planet Earth.

My colleagues and I are here to help you
shed the shackles of your oppressors.

You're welcome to join us.

Too many of our friends and family
have disappeared...

...when they stood up against
the Supreme Chairman.

- We're sorry, but...
- We understand.

Good luck to you and your people.

The face of tyranny has muted many.

I only hope they find the one
who can give them their voices.

The Qward capital is over the next ridge.

How are we going to enter the city
without calling attention to ourselves?

What? Why is everyone staring at me?

Maybe being on a super team
isn't as glamorous as I thought.

This must be where
they're holding Telle-Teg.

Heavily patrolled. Any frontal assault...

Would be as subtle as fireworks
at a funeral.

Then I recommend
we initiate Operation Lost and Pound.

Hmm?

Don't worry, Telle-Teg,
the cavalry has arrived.

The Supreme Chairman's underestimated
the power of freedom's spirit.

And you have underestimated my power
to crush that spirit.

Can't maintain shield.

In that case,
give us liberty or give us death.

Shouldn't we vote
on something like that?

Ready? Go.

Huh?

- What do we do?
- Remember the Alamo, son.

Isn't that where they ran
and lived to fight another day?

You're no Freedom Fighter.
You disgrace the stars and stripes.

Don't worry,
I'm gonna get you out of here.

It's up to you now, Plastic Man.

You're our only hope.

Make the Founding Fathers proud.

Truth is I'm no patriot.

I don't know my Bunker Hill
from a hole in the ground.

I just wanted to be a part of something.

I don't deserve to be a Freedom Fighter.

Memorizing names and dates
doesn't make you a patriot.

That comes from the heart
and can't be faked.

I believe in you, son.

But what am I supposed to do?

The spirit of freedom is all around,
you just have to unleash it.

Sam!

"The spirit of freedom is all around...

...you just have to unleash it."

Whoa. What are you doing?

If the Supreme Chairman finds out
you're here, we will be punished.

The Chairman has captured my friends.
I need your help.

I told you, we are not heroes.

You know, on my planet,
ordinary people just like you...

...long stood up to injustice,
even when the odds were against them.

They felt that liberty
and the pursuit of happiness...

...were worth fighting for,
no matter the cost.

They were freedom fighters
and you can be too.

But we would be facing
impossible odds.

Did that stop Abraham Lincoln
when he was outnumbered...

...by the Redcoats on the D-Day?

No.

And when John Paul Jones and Ringo
ran out of tea in Boston...

...did that stop them
from throwing their party?

Of course not.

Yes, my friends, I, like George Jefferson
before me, cannot tell a lie...

...help me,
and together we shall let freedom ring.

You have been
found guilty of crimes against the state.

Your fate will be broadcast as a lesson
for all those who dare defy my rule.

As an added benefit, Earth will be
even more vulnerable to my influences.

Soon, I will be Supreme Chairman
of two worlds.

Pity none of you will be alive
to witness it.

Stop the presses.

Here to play the hero, I see.

Oh, no, not I, your supreme ugliness...

...just the greatest patriot in the universe.

He's a real Yankee-Doodle Dandy.

Oh, Yankee-Doodle went to town

Riding on a pony

Stuck a feather in his cap
And ate some rigatoni

Can someone tell me
what he is doing?

Yankee-Doodle, don't hiccup

Yankee-Doodle's daddy

Rewind the music to the start
Because everyone loves candy

Everybody, sing.

Attack!

Impossible. You should be dead.

Freedom's spirit never dies.

That's a lesson
you're about to learn the hard way.

Mr. Chairman, I believe
you've just been voted out of office.

By those caterwauling peasants?

This isn't a democracy.
Might makes right.

Looks like you could use
a helping hand.

That's one way to see stars.

I may be only a foot tall, but I'm big enough
to admit when I'm wrong.

You are a true patriot.

Now, Plastic Man...

...there's someone very special
who would like to personally thank you.

Mr. O'Brian, I know I speak
for all the people of Earth...

...when I say, that you are
a real American hero.

Gee, thanks. And you are?

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