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♪ I came from the bottom ♪
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♪ I made it to the top ♪
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♪ And I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop ♪
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♪ Coming to your town
to invade your block ♪
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♪ Yo, we live from the hood,
taking over your spot ♪
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♪ I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top ♪
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♪ I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop ♪
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♪ I'm gonna drop ♪
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♪ Whatever I drop is hot ♪
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♪ It's gonna rock ♪
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♪ Got so much money,
now I can't be stopped ♪
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♪ Follow me
while I take you on an odyssey ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' dollars, see,
can't nothin' bother me ♪
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♪ Green grass, yeah,
blowin' on the hood ♪
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♪ Million-dollar caddy
call me Tiger Woods ♪
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♪... from the bottom, I made it to the top ♪
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♪ I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop ♪
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♪ Coming to the your town
to invade your block ♪
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♪ We live from the hood,
takin' over your spot ♪
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♪ I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top ♪
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♪ I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop ♪
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♪ Coming to your town
to invade your block ♪
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♪ We ride from the hood,
takin’ over your spot ♪
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♪ Yo, drop ♪
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Nice ride
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- What’s up, my guy?
- Whoa, C-Note, Im a huge fan
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- Is that right? Okay
- Yeah
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What’s up, G?
Hey, who on tour this week?
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Gnarls Barkley
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Can you hook my boy up
with some backstage passes?
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I think he tryin to get
his pimp thing together
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Hey, thanks a lot
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All right? Peace, buddy
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- Hey
- How you doing?
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You still breast feed?
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Well, it ain't the Southside
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- No
- Sure ain’t
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You got to be kidding
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Is this the caliber of person
we want in the club?
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With all due respect, Mr Cummings,
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he was the President of
United States
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An unfortunate accident
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And besides, I cant stand the wife
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Denied Next?
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Oh, hmm, dykes on spikes
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I’m led to believe he does have
a very successful talk show
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Denied Next?
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What’s happening, players?
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What’s the burning in here?
- What y'all smokin on?
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- Blip pow
- All right
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I call you back
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And how you doin?
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May I help you?
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Yes, I want to get an application
for membership
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You don't just apply
for membership here
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You have to be invited
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Your eyes blue?
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Ooh, I bet they be tryin to kiss you
in the mouth
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Denied
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Mr Cummings, we have a problem
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There’s no problem
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- Uh
Hell, no
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That ain’t the Rev
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I didn’t know Al Sharpton was a member
What’s happening?
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We in the right place?
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How may we help you?
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Im in desperate search
of an application, sir
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Uh, well
take them to the Caddy Master
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We always have a spot in the yard
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for an enterprising young man
who can carry a bag
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- What?
- What?
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Did he call you a nigger?
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- Uh...
- You want me to carry a bag?
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If you’d prefer,
you could work in the stables
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- Horses?!
- How are you with a shovel?
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- Shovel?!
- He just said,
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Nigger, shovel that horse shit
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- Meto shovel horse shit?
- Its honest work
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G, could you please school
this nine-ball on who hes talking to?
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Yes, I will
Gentlemen, step back!
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Shout it
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You are in the presence
of a multi-platinum greatness
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Preach that shit!
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The impresario of hip-hop
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- Bam!
- The godfather of modern rap
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- Bam!
- The artist formerly known as
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Bam!
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- Tell it, girl
- Christopher C Hawkins,
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the one, the only, C-Note
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Southside
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Southside!
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Im sorry, Mr Note
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I... I don't watch much MTV
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As you can see,
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were in the middle
of reviewing candidates
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for membership, so
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Well, we just in time
Sign me up
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Im afraid it doesn't work
that way
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You see, we have
a very stringent application process
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Stringent
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Can I get a stringent on the rocks?
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Okay, G, could you please show him
some love for me one time
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- How's a million?
- Memberships only 500,000
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Keep the rest as a gratuity,
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you know, for letting us
circumvent your stringent process
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You feel me?
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No, I don't feel you
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This is a very exclusive club
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We have a five-year waiting list
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A five-year waiting list
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of over 600 very qualified candidates
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Very qualified
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We only have 180 members
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I can assure you, Mr Note,
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there is not a chance in hell
that you will be number 181
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You feel me?
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That’s cold, my brother
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Im not your brother
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That’s some astringent shit
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Please show Mr Note and his friends
to the exit
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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Hey, this some bullshit
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Were gonna talk
to Johnny Cochran about this
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Hes dead
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Oh, wait a minute
You killed Johnny Cochran?
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You moron
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Hes dead?
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Lets ride
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- Lets go
- This is astringent
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- All this is astringent
Yeah, we comin back
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We comin back
with more black people
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Well be talkin to you soon
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Step outside,
well be astringent
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Come on here, girl
Thank you
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Great party house
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on one of the best streets
in Carolina Pines
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Location, location, location, right?
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Oh, it has a six-car garage,
plenty of parking for all your guests,
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and more square footage
than you’ll know what to do with
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Oh, Tom Cruise lives
two doors down
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His lot size is much smaller
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Now, cant you just hear the blender
whipping up a batch of Margaritas
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while you’re kicking back,
catching some rays with your bitches
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- Your what?
- Bitches
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Watch your mouth, buddy
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Oh, bitches, pretty girls, I get it
Im down with that
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I could just smell those lines being cut
Mmm
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Are you pickin up
what Im puttin down?
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You feel me, don’t ya?
Yeah
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All right, lets move on
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If I haven’t sold you already,
give me one more chance
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because this is
the pièce de rèsistance
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You have the entire
Carolina Pines Golf and Country Club
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right here in your back yard
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Oh, and that...
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that right there is the 17th hole,
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made famous
when Jack Nicklaus called it the
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Best hole in all of golf
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Yes, you’re a fan
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Everybody knows Jacks the man
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Yeah, but all about Tiger
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- Hes so cute
- Hey, G, how we looking?
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That was my contact
at the County Registrars office
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Everything checks out
We good
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All right
Well take it, all cash offer
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Tell your client I need to close
by the end of business tomorrow
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- Can you do that?
- Oh, fabulous
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You are really going to spice things up around
here
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You bring the sugar
Fantastic
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- Honey
- Hmm?
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I have a lesson with the golf pro today
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That’s fine, honey
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Just keep your head down
and keep your eyes on the ball
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What do you think
about what Im wearing?
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Uh, yeah its perfect
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Ugh
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I think I wear this
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it wont restrict my swing
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Well, that’s perfect, honey
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Just remember,
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keep your head down
and your eyes on the ball
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So when will you make a decision?
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Within the next three weeks
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Well, I think I speak
for everyone here at Carolina Pines
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when I say
we would love to host the US Open
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We did have
a successful tournament here,
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the year that Jack Nicklaus
shot a 62 on the last day
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Oh, yeah, he had a good round
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its only two strokes
off my course record
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Did I ever tell you about that?
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Just last week
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- Never grows old, sir
- Yeah
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Did you hear something?
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Uh, I think its coming
from the 17th, over there
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Come on, girls, give it to me now
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Stay close
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- Sexy
- ♪ That’s right ♪
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- Oh
- ♪ Burn, man ♪
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- Shit
- ♪ Uh-huh, now ♪
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- ♪ Im back ♪
- Oh, I love my job
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♪ Im your fireman,
fire, fa, fireman ♪
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♪ I got that fire, Im hollering ♪
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♪ I got that fire, come and try me ♪
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♪ You can spark it up,
and Im-a put you out ♪
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♪ Ain’t nobody fucking
with me man ♪
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♪ Heatman, Ski Mask,
spending next weeks cash, he fast ♪
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- ♪ And I don’t even need a G pass ♪
- Shake what your mamma gave ya, yeah
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♪ Im passing em out now ♪
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♪ And you cant have that ♪
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♪ And my chain Toucan Sam that ♪
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♪ Tropical colors you cant match that ♪
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♪ Gotta be abstract ♪
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- Oh, how y’all...
- ♪ You catch my gal legs open ♪
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- ♪ Betta smash that ♪
- Cut!
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What the hell are you doing
in my golf course?
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Shootin a music video
What it look like?
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It looks to me like trespassing
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It does look like trespassing
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And you’re the one
that’s doin the trespassing
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Now, get your monkey ass
off my property
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Your property?
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You see that line?
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It represents
the property line of that estate
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Now, 99 years ago your club
leased the land from the owner of record
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That 99-year lease expired yesterday,
and was not renewed
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One acre belonging to Carolina Pines
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reverted back to the owner
of that property
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Guess who closed escrow yesterday?
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Whoo!
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How much do you want?
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Oh, it ain’t about the money
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I don't wanna beat you up
on the land at all
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All I want is a membership,
and I sign everything over to you
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I never get that past the board
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All right, girls,
were going commando style
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Everybody take off your tops
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
All right, I try
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I do what I...
You got a deal
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Okay
Don’t play with me, though
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I keep you up
way past your bedtime deal?
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All right, everybody back to one
Here we go, girls
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And action!
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- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- Uh, Im sorry, Frosty
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Just a slight misunderstanding
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Is he a member?
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No I assure you, no
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I be back in three weeks
to make my final decision
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Well make this our little secret,
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but if I find out that this
is how you run your club, Cummings,
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the only thing you’ll be hosting
is a Bud Light commercial
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I like those Bud Light commercials...
funny and creat...
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I’m all over it, sir
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Can I go back and watch
for a little bit?
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No
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Everyone
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Id like to introduce you
to Miss Shannon Williams
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Hello Nice to meet you all
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I’ve hired Miss Williams
to handle the C-Note situation
258
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She comes highly recommended
259
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Graduated top of her class
from Harvard,
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law degree from Columbia
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Miss Williams
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Gentlemen,
Im not going to waste your time
263
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He owns the property legally
and outright,
264
00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:12,350
and you have
no legal recourse to get it back
265
00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:15,550
Now, the way I see it
is you have two choices...
266
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Take his offer or buy him out
267
00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:21,350
- Harrington?
- Well, yes, its a complex scenario...
268
00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:23,850
- Well buy him out
- Well buy him out
269
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As you legal counsel,
I would advise against it
270
00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:29,250
If I were you, Id take his offer
271
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,550
- Not an option
- Not an option, no
272
00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:32,650
May I ask why?
273
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Hes a... hes a rapper
274
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Not quite our class, dear
275
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:40,450
This is not a strip club
its a golf and polo club
276
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its gentleman’s club
277
00:13:42,650 --> 00:13:44,850
Well, its gonna cost you
278
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Throw some money at him,
Miss Williams,
279
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and make him go away
280
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,250
That’s right
281
00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:59,450
So what I need you to do
is call your boys,
282
00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:02,050
crunch the numbers and y’all
gotta make this thing work for me
283
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,950
I don’t think its working
on the bill, you now
284
00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,650
You either want to be
part of the team or you don’t
285
00:14:05,750 --> 00:14:07,250
Toodles Jackass
286
00:14:07,350 --> 00:14:12,050
Sorry to interrupt you, C,
but we have here a Ms Williams,
287
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:13,550
and she’s a
288
00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:14,550
lawyer?
289
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,150
Can I interest you
in something to drink?
290
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,150
No, thank you
This is a business call
291
00:14:19,250 --> 00:14:20,650
- Water?
- No
292
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,350
- Kool Aid?
- No
293
00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:25,750
- Juice?
- No, thank you, Mr Hawkins
294
00:14:25,850 --> 00:14:27,150
All right, cool
Have a seat
295
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:30,850
Okay
296
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:33,850
We gotta give you a hand
297
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,950
- Smart play
- How's that?
298
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:41,950
Sending a beautiful, voluptuous,
honey-caramel-complexioned sister here
299
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,150
to do battle with the big bad brother
from the streets
300
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:47,550
Mr Hawkins,
you’re hardly from the streets
301
00:14:47,650 --> 00:14:49,050
You went to Dartmouth
302
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:51,950
You graduated
with a bachelor degree in business,
303
00:14:52,050 --> 00:14:53,450
a minor in English lit
304
00:14:53,550 --> 00:14:56,150
- Hmm
- You played lacrosse for the Big Green
305
00:14:56,150 --> 00:14:57,450
Rightwing, wasn’t it?
306
00:14:57,450 --> 00:15:01,750
So this gangsta rap thing cover up
that you got going
307
00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:03,350
wont get any play with me
308
00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:07,050
Well, either you know
how to Google real good,
309
00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:08,750
or somebody done did their homework
310
00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:11,150
Well, I like to know
who Im dealing with
311
00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:12,250
So were dealing now
312
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,750
Yes, Im authorized
to settle this dispute
313
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,050
All I want is the membership
314
00:15:16,150 --> 00:15:17,650
I don’t know nothing
about no dispute
315
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:22,250
My client was under duress
and made a rash verbal commitment
316
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,750
Hed like to honor his word but alter it
317
00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:26,250
Oh, this ain’t about the money
318
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:29,550
I know
its about sticking it to the man
319
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:30,650
So what’s the number?
320
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:32,050
There is no number
321
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:35,650
Come on
Everybody has a price
322
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:37,050
Girl, you done brought me a gift?
323
00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:38,450
Yes, we did
324
00:15:39,850 --> 00:15:40,950
Three million dollars?
325
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,550
That’s grocery money, baby
326
00:15:43,650 --> 00:15:47,350
Now, the property alone is worth
five million in a soft market
327
00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:49,950
You do the math
You tryin to play me?
328
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,950
Im not trying to play you
329
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:54,550
I just want to settle this
So what will it take?
330
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:57,050
I want a membership,
331
00:15:57,150 --> 00:16:00,450
and I wanna
stick it to the man
332
00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,350
And the deal is done
333
00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:05,250
♪ You know it could happen,
it don't happen ♪
334
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:06,550
♪ Till it happen, when it happen ♪
335
00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:07,950
- ♪ You gonna wish it never did ♪
- ♪ Hey! ♪
336
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,550
That’s the 458, man
337
00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:13,250
You got the 458
where the 622 should be
338
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:15,650
its stupid its stupid!
339
00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:18,150
Are you sure you wont reconsider?
340
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,650
Well, I don’t know
341
00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:25,650
You might have to tell your boss man,
sir, that I ain’t gonna change my mind
342
00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:29,450
C-100!
Lookin good
343
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:31,850
Bam, check it out
344
00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:32,850
What’s up?
345
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:35,150
Plasma screen televisions,
X- Box 360,
346
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:39,050
30-gig mega... rrrrr
with a rrrr hard drive
347
00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:41,650
so you can download the
MP3
348
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:48,050
Navigation system
so you can ghost-ride the whip
349
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,050
- ♪ Ghost-ride the whip ♪
- ♪ Ghost-ride the whip ♪
350
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,150
- ♪ Ghost-ride the whip ♪
- ♪ ghost-ride the whip ♪
351
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:53,150
♪ Ghost-ride the whip ♪
352
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,750
♪ Now, freeze ♪
353
00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:56,050
Let it go
Bam!
354
00:16:56,150 --> 00:16:58,050
- Bill me, baby
- What you know about that?
355
00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,150
- What’s happenin?
- ♪ You know it could happen ♪
356
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:00,650
- Yeah!
- ♪ It don't happen ♪
357
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,650
♪ Till it happen when it happen,
you gonna wish it never did ♪
358
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,650
♪ You know it could happen ♪
359
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,550
♪ It don't happen
till it happen when it happen ♪
360
00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:09,350
♪ You gonna wish it never did ♪
361
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,250
So how much it cost me?
362
00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:19,150
Nothing Hes not interested
in your money
363
00:17:19,150 --> 00:17:22,050
This is not acceptable,
Miss Williams
364
00:17:22,050 --> 00:17:26,650
I need you to kid-glove this guy,
you know, speak his language,
365
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,350
you know, wine and dine him
366
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:33,050
Mr Cummings, I am a lawyer,
not a street hooker
367
00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:35,750
I didn’t mean to insult you,
Miss Williams
368
00:17:35,850 --> 00:17:37,750
Im just up against it
369
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:40,150
Exactly what are you up against?
370
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:44,950
His lifestyle has jeopardized
our chances of hosting the US Open
371
00:17:44,950 --> 00:17:48,050
The USGAs going to be here
in three weeks to make their decision,
372
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,450
and I need this guy gone
373
00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:55,150
I will not let a low-life street thug ruin everything
I’ve worked so hard for
374
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,050
So give him a membership
375
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,550
Have you not been listening
to what I’ve been saying?
376
00:17:58,650 --> 00:18:00,550
According to your bylaws,
377
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:04,650
all new members are on probation
for the first four weeks
378
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,950
Ah
I like where you’re heads at
379
00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:12,050
If he even breaks one rule,
the slightest infraction,
380
00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,650
Yeah, he wont last one day
381
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,750
And then you’ll have grounds
for dismemberment
382
00:18:15,850 --> 00:18:21,350
Dismemberment
Oh I like the sound of that
383
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:24,250
I thought you would
384
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:25,850
Have a good day
385
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:03,550
Whoa, Killah Ink
386
00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:50,150
Hey, Mr C
What’s happening, baby?
387
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:51,650
I have to hand it to you,
Mr Hawkins
388
00:19:51,750 --> 00:19:54,250
- That was a heck of an entrance
- Who got next?
389
00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:57,950
Show me the money
Show me the channel, baby
390
00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:00,050
Show me that cheese
Get in where you fit in
391
00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:01,750
Money talkin, bullshitwalkin
392
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,950
We doin it just like the strip clubs
You got to pay to play, baby
393
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:07,150
How you feelin, kid?
You ready to sink this thing or what?
394
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:09,050
- Nothing but net
- Call the shot, Caddy Mack
395
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:11,250
Okay, boys, listen up
Here’s the shot
396
00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:13,550
Off the ice machine, into the pole,
397
00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:16,850
off the fire extinguisher,
into the ball washer,
398
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,050
bounce, bounce, bounce,
into the vending machine,
399
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:20,150
into the bucket
400
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:21,650
Easy like Sunday morning, baby
401
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:24,050
Now, you good, Mick-o,
but you ain’t that good
402
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,650
You guys, step back for me, huh?
403
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:27,550
Hey, what kind of odds
are y’all layin down
404
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:29,350
- What’s up? What you doin, hustler?
- What’s up, baby?
405
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:32,750
- Hey, old timer How ya doin, bro?
- Hey
406
00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:34,450
- Good to see you, man
- Whoo, how's your mom?
407
00:20:34,550 --> 00:20:36,250
- Doin good, man
- Well, you give her my best
408
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:37,550
- Will do, will do
- Yo, yo, my man
409
00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,050
Why don’t you did deep
in your pockets
410
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,350
and get into this game?
411
00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:42,150
Boy, you still out here
hustling them greens?
412
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,450
Is water still wet?
413
00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:46,250
Does a bear shit in the woods
and wipe his ass with a white rabbit?
414
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:48,950
You’re damn right
Im still reading them, baby
415
00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:51,150
Well, I tell you what
Ten to one
416
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,850
my man right here
slams it home, baby
417
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:56,450
If you wanna rake some easy cash,
Id take that bet
418
00:20:56,450 --> 00:20:58,050
Im gonna make it
even sweeter for you
419
00:20:58,050 --> 00:20:59,150
I want a stack
420
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:02,050
That’s a stizzle on my nizzle
for the whizzle
421
00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:03,550
That’s the win if you know that one
422
00:21:03,550 --> 00:21:04,950
Make it light on yourself, baby
423
00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:20,350
Come on, baby
Come on, come on, baby
424
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,950
Yeah!
425
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:29,150
- Bam!
- Money!
426
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,450
That boy got game
427
00:21:30,550 --> 00:21:33,650
Tiger who?
Tiger mother-lovin who
428
00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:34,850
Yes
429
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,250
♪ Throws some Ds on that ♪
430
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,550
♪ Just bought a Cadillac ♪
431
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:44,150
♪ Rich Boy sellin' it ♪
432
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:45,750
♪ All them haters wanna jack ♪
433
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,550
♪ Tight, no stick,
just bought a Cadillac ♪
434
00:21:48,650 --> 00:21:49,650
♪ Throw some Ds on that ♪
435
00:21:49,650 --> 00:21:51,550
♪ Just bought a Cadillac ♪
436
00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:53,050
♪ Throw some Ds on that b... ♪
437
00:21:53,150 --> 00:21:54,550
Throw some Ds on that ho!
438
00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:56,050
Sweet ride
439
00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:57,250
Wilson, shut up
440
00:21:57,350 --> 00:22:00,150
- Sorry
- Man, you look like the Easter Bunny
441
00:22:02,850 --> 00:22:05,550
Mr C, Mr C, I didn’t know
they made them pants for men
442
00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:07,050
I thought they was women’s britches
443
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,350
Look like a red-headed bitch
with a blue sweater on
444
00:22:10,450 --> 00:22:11,950
Quiet on the tee
445
00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:27,750
I love it
446
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,750
Now its time to play some golf
447
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:42,350
♪ You know,
cash boys, the music man ♪
448
00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:46,050
♪ Yeah, let me tell you
why I'm undefeated ♪
449
00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:47,650
♪ I'm the best at this game ♪
450
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,750
♪ lost one as soon as you
stepped in this lane ♪
451
00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:51,550
♪ Told y'all, showed y'all
I was the one ♪
452
00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:53,350
♪ Spittin' flames,
shinin' bright as the sun ♪
453
00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:55,750
♪ So I rock my ice just to cool y'all ♪
454
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,950
♪ Do you know how much money
this jewelry costs? ♪
455
00:22:57,950 --> 00:22:59,850
♪ Hold onto that thought,
I'm B-A-D ♪
456
00:22:59,950 --> 00:23:02,550
♪ Starvin' MCs I E-A-T ♪
457
00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:04,550
♪ Now, y'all couldn't beat us,
even if you cheat us ♪
458
00:23:04,650 --> 00:23:06,750
♪ On the golf course
in my Adidas ♪
459
00:23:06,850 --> 00:23:08,550
♪ I'm far side,
it's all right ♪
460
00:23:08,650 --> 00:23:10,850
♪ On the green, gettin' high
as I shoot the par-fives ♪
461
00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:12,750
♪ Stop cry in',
what's all the fuss about? ♪
462
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,550
♪ Like MTV, I'll burn this house ♪
463
00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:17,250
♪ Might get mad, flip,
freakin' cuss you out ♪
464
00:23:17,350 --> 00:23:19,450
♪ Like you a bad mutha,
shut your mouth ♪
465
00:23:19,550 --> 00:23:22,150
♪ I won this game like a champion ♪
466
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,450
♪ 'Cause I'm always doin'
what can't be done ♪
467
00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:25,650
♪ Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee ♪
468
00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:28,450
♪ On a winnin' spree,
call it a victory ♪
469
00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:30,550
♪ I won this game like a champion ♪
470
00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:32,950
♪ And I'm always doin'
what can't be done ♪
471
00:23:33,050 --> 00:23:34,450
♪ Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee ♪
472
00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:36,950
♪ On a winnin’ spree,
call it a victory ♪
473
00:23:37,050 --> 00:23:39,750
♪ He don't talk the name about it... ♪
474
00:23:39,850 --> 00:23:41,450
Oh, Mulligan!
475
00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:45,650
Can I give you a piece of advice?
476
00:23:45,650 --> 00:23:47,850
Take it back low and slow
477
00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:49,850
And then when you come through
and hit the ball,
478
00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,150
just don’t try to kill it
479
00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:52,250
I gotcha
480
00:23:54,050 --> 00:23:56,450
Whoo! Yeah
481
00:23:56,450 --> 00:23:58,050
Nice call
482
00:23:58,150 --> 00:23:59,750
- Who’s your caddy?
- You
483
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,150
Ride up front with your boy
Lets go, y’all
484
00:24:02,950 --> 00:24:04,750
♪ I won this game like a champion ♪
485
00:24:04,850 --> 00:24:07,150
♪ Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee ♪
486
00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:09,850
♪ On a winnin spree,
call it a victory ♪
487
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:12,450
Uh, give me my 60-degree wedge
488
00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:18,050
Check this out
489
00:24:19,650 --> 00:24:21,450
Is that a Nos system?
490
00:24:21,450 --> 00:24:24,150
You better believe it
Want me to give it some juice?
491
00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:26,450
- Yeah
- Hey, yo, B, hold on
492
00:24:26,550 --> 00:24:28,550
- What?
- I’m-a count you down
493
00:24:28,650 --> 00:24:31,050
Three, two, one
494
00:24:46,650 --> 00:24:47,850
Southside
495
00:24:47,950 --> 00:24:48,950
Slow down!
496
00:24:50,150 --> 00:24:51,650
Brake!
497
00:24:55,950 --> 00:24:58,150
Incoming!
498
00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:05,750
Oh
499
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:07,050
Ohh!
500
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,550
Damn
501
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:11,950
Hey, boy
502
00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:17,350
Whoo!
503
00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:19,050
Fore!
504
00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:20,150
You stupid
505
00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:26,350
- Here, come on
- How would you say, 50 feet?
506
00:25:33,650 --> 00:25:35,450
Hey, Mr C,
507
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:36,650
what’d you shoot today, baby?
508
00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:38,750
Uh, I only got one hole in
509
00:25:38,850 --> 00:25:44,150
So that means you shot a low score
510
00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:46,150
Hello
511
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:51,450
That looks scrumptious-ssss
512
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,950
Well, its She Crab Soup
513
00:25:54,050 --> 00:25:58,250
its our signature dish
You really should try some, sir
514
00:25:59,550 --> 00:26:00,650
I will
515
00:26:10,350 --> 00:26:12,650
Mm-hmm
516
00:26:17,950 --> 00:26:20,650
Hey my-guy,
what’s your name, buddy?
517
00:26:20,650 --> 00:26:22,050
Wilson, sir
518
00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:23,950
Nah, don’t call me sir
The names Christopher
519
00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:26,650
Sorry, sir... I mean, Christopher, sir...
I mean... I like you
520
00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:28,750
All right, Dice Clay Jr, sir
521
00:26:30,550 --> 00:26:32,050
Holler at your boy, Mr C!
522
00:26:34,050 --> 00:26:35,350
Holler at ya, Miss
523
00:26:42,450 --> 00:26:48,850
♪ Freedom gonna come some day ♪
524
00:26:48,950 --> 00:26:52,650
♪ Freedom, oh, oh ♪
525
00:27:04,450 --> 00:27:06,150
You see something you like?
526
00:27:07,550 --> 00:27:10,250
You better keep looking
at the man in the mirror
527
00:27:10,350 --> 00:27:11,350
bro
528
00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:16,550
I know I got a bangin body
I got it goin on
529
00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:18,550
♪ You must like what you see ♪
530
00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:20,750
♪ You must like what you see ♪
531
00:27:20,850 --> 00:27:22,950
♪ Cause you see a brother like me ♪
532
00:27:23,050 --> 00:27:26,250
♪ Huh, huh, huh,
and Im-a break it down ♪
533
00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:27,250
♪ Im-a break it down ♪
534
00:27:27,350 --> 00:27:30,050
♪ And when I wanna stop ♪
535
00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:33,850
♪ Back to the beat ♪
536
00:27:33,950 --> 00:27:36,750
♪ Bam, bam, bam ♪
537
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:40,350
Look, I know it looks big,
but its only three inches
538
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:42,250
from the back wall
539
00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,250
How's your mamma and them?
540
00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:51,650
Oh, oh, oh
541
00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,350
This is a nice-ass pad
542
00:27:53,450 --> 00:27:55,350
What’s happenin, baby
543
00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:59,750
Yeah, if you like turned-up collars
with polo ponies and pink-striped pants
544
00:27:59,850 --> 00:28:01,650
- Which we don’t
- Which we don’t
545
00:28:01,650 --> 00:28:04,950
Now, what’s this, though?
Trophies, anyone?
546
00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:08,050
Okay, not only do they have trophies,
they got a pimp cup
547
00:28:08,150 --> 00:28:10,250
Look at this, the Inglewood pimp cup
548
00:28:10,350 --> 00:28:13,250
- Hmm
- Look, they put your balls in a glass
549
00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:16,950
Yeah
I don’t see no pictures of my boy Tiger
550
00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:18,450
Nah, no negras hear
551
00:28:20,850 --> 00:28:22,050
We got goin?
552
00:28:22,150 --> 00:28:24,750
Nah, hold up
That’s a brother right there, isn’t it?
553
00:28:26,450 --> 00:28:27,950
No, that’s just a caddy
554
00:28:34,050 --> 00:28:35,550
Hey, what up, Christopher?
555
00:28:35,650 --> 00:28:37,050
I hear you’re getting
your jacket tonight, man
556
00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:39,150
- That’s tight
- What’s up, baby boy?
557
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:42,350
Watch a doin?
558
00:28:42,450 --> 00:28:44,950
Your dads got
a lot of hardware around here
559
00:28:45,050 --> 00:28:47,250
Looks like
he the club champion up in here
560
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:48,750
Yeah He cheats
561
00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:50,250
What’s this right here?
562
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:51,750
Carolina Classic?
563
00:28:51,850 --> 00:28:53,850
Its the biggest polo tournament
in the country
564
00:28:53,850 --> 00:28:55,850
- You play?
- I suck
565
00:28:55,850 --> 00:28:57,950
- Can anybody play?
- If you got the bankroll, yeah
566
00:28:58,050 --> 00:29:00,850
Hey, gang, I think its time
we bought ourselves a polo team
567
00:29:00,950 --> 00:29:02,550
- G, you got me?
- I got you
568
00:29:02,650 --> 00:29:05,150
Call Ralph
Party, people!
569
00:29:07,450 --> 00:29:08,550
- Yeah
- Horse?
570
00:29:08,550 --> 00:29:12,750
- Horses
- I’m not riding on a horse
571
00:29:23,550 --> 00:29:25,750
Ladies and gentlemen,
572
00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:30,950
as you know, the jacket ceremony
for new inductees here at Carolina Pines
573
00:29:31,050 --> 00:29:32,650
is a sacred tradition
574
00:29:33,850 --> 00:29:34,950
So lets get to it
575
00:29:35,050 --> 00:29:38,650
Pray all assembled,
please raise your glasses
576
00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:42,050
And join me in welcoming
our first inductee...
577
00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:43,950
Mr Carson Courtemarche
578
00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:46,350
- Oh, hell no, hell no
- Whatever
579
00:29:46,450 --> 00:29:47,950
You got a big-ass head, brother
580
00:29:48,050 --> 00:29:50,050
Look at that big-ass head
581
00:29:50,150 --> 00:29:52,650
Boo, boo, boo
You got a shiny forehead
582
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:55,350
Chump Nice haircut
583
00:29:55,350 --> 00:30:00,950
Uh I have no words to describe
our next inductee
584
00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:02,650
Ain’t no words!
585
00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:04,950
- Damn right
- Ain’t no words
586
00:30:05,050 --> 00:30:09,250
So lets welcome
Mr Christopher Hawkins
587
00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:13,650
Yo, C!
C! C! C! C!
588
00:30:13,650 --> 00:30:14,950
Yeah, walk it off!
- C! C!
589
00:30:15,050 --> 00:30:16,850
- Its about time
- C! C! C! C!
590
00:30:16,950 --> 00:30:18,650
- Walk it off!
- Bam!
591
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:21,050
Bam! Bam! Bam!
592
00:30:21,150 --> 00:30:24,450
- Killah Ink!
- Bam! Whoo-hoo!
593
00:30:24,550 --> 00:30:26,050
You’re doin it
You’re lookin good
594
00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:27,950
You’re lookin good
595
00:30:28,050 --> 00:30:32,050
Uh, unfortunately,
I have a little bit of bad news
596
00:30:32,150 --> 00:30:33,450
Uh-oh, somebody pregnant
597
00:30:33,550 --> 00:30:37,850
Mr Hawkins, your membership
has been officially revoked
598
00:30:37,850 --> 00:30:39,350
What?!
- Revoked?
599
00:30:39,450 --> 00:30:41,450
- Did he say nigger?
- This don’t make no sense
600
00:30:41,450 --> 00:30:42,950
Hold on one second Back up, stiff
601
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,750
Hold on, khaki-man
Hold on, hold on one minute
602
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:45,950
What do you mean, revoked?
603
00:30:46,050 --> 00:30:48,350
Enlighten him, Miss Williams
604
00:30:48,450 --> 00:30:49,750
Who is Miss Wilson?
605
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:55,950
Mr Hawkins, you have violated
several of the clubs bylaws
606
00:30:56,050 --> 00:30:59,350
If you please turn your attention
to the plasma screen
607
00:30:59,450 --> 00:31:01,150
- Court TV
- Here we go
608
00:31:01,050 --> 00:31:06,250
Violation number one,
rule 729-36
609
00:31:06,350 --> 00:31:10,550
No personal or commercial aircrafts
may land on the course
610
00:31:10,550 --> 00:31:12,950
except in case of emergency
611
00:31:13,050 --> 00:31:14,750
Hold on, Ronald Reagan Jr
612
00:31:14,850 --> 00:31:17,350
If you see the plasma, you see
the chopper didn’t even touch the grass
613
00:31:17,450 --> 00:31:18,950
Didn’t even touch the ground, lady
614
00:31:19,050 --> 00:31:21,450
Oh, yeah, oh yeah
I didn’t even see that
615
00:31:21,450 --> 00:31:23,850
Can you say hovering?
616
00:31:23,950 --> 00:31:25,550
Its a technicality
617
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,350
We are getting technical, aren't we?
618
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:30,150
Violation number two,
section E, rule 12...
619
00:31:30,250 --> 00:31:32,650
What did he do now,
proper light skin?
620
00:31:32,650 --> 00:31:35,250
Thirty-six, dash 12
621
00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:38,450
No firearms are permitted
on the premises
622
00:31:38,450 --> 00:31:40,150
No, hold up, hold up
623
00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:43,250
- I’m will whoop her ass
- Excuse me, dog
624
00:31:44,450 --> 00:31:45,650
This is signed by the mayor
625
00:31:45,650 --> 00:31:48,850
The permit to carry my weapon
wherever and whenever I would like to
626
00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:49,950
- Forgery
Forg...!
627
00:31:50,050 --> 00:31:52,450
The potato salad was a forgery
628
00:31:52,550 --> 00:31:54,750
- No, Mr Mayor
- My signature
629
00:31:55,850 --> 00:32:00,750
- Anything else?
- But... what about that... that monstrosity?
630
00:32:00,850 --> 00:32:03,050
- That’s Big Large
- He almost killed me
631
00:32:03,150 --> 00:32:04,650
Is that against the rules, too?
632
00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:06,650
You are a disgrace to every member
who’s come before you
633
00:32:06,650 --> 00:32:09,050
You’re not fit to wear
the Carolina Pines crest
634
00:32:09,150 --> 00:32:12,050
What does this mean?
635
00:32:12,150 --> 00:32:13,450
- Daddy?
- What?
636
00:32:13,550 --> 00:32:14,550
Oh, shoot
637
00:32:15,650 --> 00:32:17,150
Sweet Jesus
638
00:32:17,250 --> 00:32:18,850
Excuse me, honey
Excuse me
639
00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:20,950
What does this mean?
640
00:32:21,050 --> 00:32:23,550
♪ What does it mean? ♪
641
00:32:24,650 --> 00:32:28,050
Hes not fit to wear
the Carolina Pines crest?
642
00:32:28,050 --> 00:32:30,350
- Preach on it!
- Go on, Reverend!
643
00:32:30,450 --> 00:32:32,950
Does this mean hes not the right size?
644
00:32:33,050 --> 00:32:36,050
In the words of Whitney Houston,
Hell to the no!
645
00:32:36,150 --> 00:32:40,350
Or is it about something else,
something more sinister?
646
00:32:40,450 --> 00:32:42,750
- Holler!
- Cause this is surely not about
647
00:32:42,850 --> 00:32:44,450
guns and golf carts
648
00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:49,650
Tell it!
- This is not about rules and infractions
649
00:32:49,650 --> 00:32:55,550
No, no, no
This here is about black and white
650
00:32:55,550 --> 00:32:57,950
- Free Mandela!
- That’s what Im talkin about!
651
00:32:57,950 --> 00:33:00,150
This is about rich and poor
652
00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:03,450
There’s a lot of rich,
not enough poor in here
653
00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:05,250
Why cant a soul brother
654
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:08,450
- walk these fairways, huh?
- Amen!
655
00:33:08,550 --> 00:33:11,950
Why cant a soul brother
be Capn Crunch?
656
00:33:11,950 --> 00:33:13,450
♪ I wanna know ♪
657
00:33:13,550 --> 00:33:14,650
Capn...
658
00:33:17,850 --> 00:33:19,950
Capn Crunch
659
00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:23,050
Captain Crunch?
660
00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:25,450
He in the zone
Preach, little preach!
661
00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:28,450
If you strip this brother of his jacket,
662
00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:31,950
you will strip yourselves
of your very souls
663
00:33:32,050 --> 00:33:33,050
Hallelujah!
664
00:33:33,150 --> 00:33:36,750
Halle-shunna-hiya-hiya,
hoola-nah-nah shunna
665
00:33:51,350 --> 00:33:54,050
Now I ask you
666
00:33:54,150 --> 00:33:56,650
are you going to take away
this beautiful brothers dream?
667
00:33:56,750 --> 00:33:58,350
- Mm-mmm
- Hmm?
668
00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:01,350
♪ What did the man say? ♪
669
00:34:03,450 --> 00:34:08,350
I think not because if you do,
I will sue the living...
670
00:34:08,450 --> 00:34:10,050
- Shit!
- Out of you
671
00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:11,250
Can I get a amen?
672
00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:12,350
Amen!
673
00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:13,450
- Amen
Hallelujah!
674
00:34:13,550 --> 00:34:15,550
Holler if you hear me
675
00:34:15,650 --> 00:34:16,850
Peace out!
676
00:34:16,950 --> 00:34:18,450
♪ Come on ♪
677
00:34:18,550 --> 00:34:20,650
♪ Fire's gonna leave it low now ♪
678
00:34:20,750 --> 00:34:22,650
- Here we go!
- Yes!
679
00:34:22,750 --> 00:34:24,050
Who the hell was that?
680
00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:28,850
Yeah, I told you
we was gonna get in, baby, all day
681
00:34:28,950 --> 00:34:32,450
Hey, C-Note,
I just wanna say, man,
682
00:34:32,550 --> 00:34:34,450
I was really impressed
with how you handled my father
683
00:34:34,550 --> 00:34:36,150
I’ve never seen anyone
diss him like that
684
00:34:36,250 --> 00:34:38,350
Well, Im gonna tell you something
Ain’t nobody scared of your daddy
685
00:34:38,450 --> 00:34:39,650
You know what Im talkin about?
686
00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:42,150
All right, what he do?
What he do?
687
00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:45,350
What up? What up?
688
00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:46,650
What’s happening?
689
00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:49,050
The boys wanna take the chopper
into the city and party You in?
690
00:34:49,150 --> 00:34:51,150
Y’all go ahead and do that
I catch up with y’all in a minute
691
00:34:53,550 --> 00:34:56,850
Ain’t she
a little Abercrombie and Bitch for you?
692
00:34:56,850 --> 00:34:58,350
Girl, you crazy Y’all have fun
693
00:34:58,350 --> 00:34:59,450
- Crazy
- All right
694
00:34:59,450 --> 00:35:02,050
My girlfriend Rashida
gets off the pole in 15
695
00:35:02,150 --> 00:35:03,750
Shout me a holler, C!
696
00:35:04,950 --> 00:35:06,050
So check this out
697
00:35:06,050 --> 00:35:08,050
You wanna come to the city
and party with us?
698
00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:11,350
I don’t know I mean,
are they gonna have shotguns there?
699
00:35:11,450 --> 00:35:12,550
Front seat
700
00:35:12,650 --> 00:35:14,350
All right
701
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:16,750
Mmm
702
00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:24,350
Ahh
703
00:35:24,450 --> 00:35:26,350
- ♪ She's so cinematic ♪
- Mmm
704
00:35:26,550 --> 00:35:28,950
♪ She's so cinematic ♪
705
00:35:28,950 --> 00:35:31,350
♪ She's turned me to an addict ♪
706
00:35:31,450 --> 00:35:34,050
♪ Got me addicted to her ♪
707
00:35:34,150 --> 00:35:38,550
♪ To her, to her, to her, to her ♪
708
00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:42,850
- ♪ To her, to her, to her ♪
- Ooh
709
00:35:42,950 --> 00:35:45,350
♪ Ooh, yeah shawty so cinematic ♪
710
00:35:45,350 --> 00:35:47,550
♪ I spit a little game
just to get the rabbit ♪
711
00:35:47,650 --> 00:35:49,950
♪ It's me on the microphone,
I've been an addict ♪
712
00:35:50,050 --> 00:35:52,550
♪ Yo, pimp yo' rabbit,
I could pimp your static ♪
713
00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:54,050
Yo, how you been doin?
714
00:35:54,150 --> 00:35:56,350
Welcome to the club
715
00:35:56,450 --> 00:36:00,150
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Where you goin?
716
00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:03,250
Hey its a nice jacket
717
00:36:03,350 --> 00:36:04,750
You earned it
718
00:36:04,850 --> 00:36:06,750
You know I don’t back down
for nothing
719
00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,750
I don’t expect you to
720
00:36:08,850 --> 00:36:10,550
Why don't we stop this
721
00:36:10,650 --> 00:36:13,250
me versus you and
722
00:36:13,250 --> 00:36:15,150
together take a little break and...
723
00:36:15,150 --> 00:36:16,450
Take a break?
724
00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:18,850
Get to know one another,
be friends or something
725
00:36:21,450 --> 00:36:23,150
You know, hang?
726
00:36:23,150 --> 00:36:25,950
- Hang
- Rent a movie
727
00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:29,350
I got T-shirts, footies
728
00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,250
Id rather scratch
729
00:36:38,550 --> 00:36:41,050
We got some hood in us after all
Let me find out
730
00:36:41,150 --> 00:36:44,050
Good-night, Mr Hawkins
731
00:36:44,050 --> 00:36:47,450
Id rather say good-morning
732
00:36:48,350 --> 00:36:49,850
Good-night
733
00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:51,950
♪ She’s so cinematic ♪
734
00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:54,550
♪ She’s so cinematic ♪
735
00:36:54,550 --> 00:36:57,050
♪ She's turned me to an addict ♪
736
00:36:57,150 --> 00:36:59,950
♪ Got me addicted to her ♪
737
00:37:00,050 --> 00:37:03,250
♪ To her, to her, to her ♪
738
00:37:03,350 --> 00:37:07,950
♪ To her, to her, to her, to her ♪
739
00:37:08,050 --> 00:37:10,050
I like country clubs
740
00:37:13,150 --> 00:37:16,250
Mick-a-leek-o
741
00:37:16,350 --> 00:37:18,650
Looks like I ain’t the only one
out here breaking the rules
742
00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:22,350
Yeah, well, this is the only time
I get a chance to practice
743
00:37:22,450 --> 00:37:23,850
What are you practicing for?
744
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,950
I just love the game
745
00:37:28,150 --> 00:37:31,150
If you have that much love for the game, you’ll have
to get a new bag of sticks
746
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:35,650
They work for me
747
00:37:37,350 --> 00:37:39,550
Oh, they sure do
748
00:37:40,850 --> 00:37:41,850
Holler at your boy, man
749
00:37:41,950 --> 00:37:43,650
Yup
750
00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,350
♪ We ain't done, son ♪
751
00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:50,550
♪ Uh-huh ♪
752
00:37:50,650 --> 00:37:52,750
♪ Ha ha ♪
753
00:37:52,850 --> 00:37:54,550
♪ Don't make that booty clap ♪
754
00:37:54,750 --> 00:37:56,450
♪ Don't make that booty clap ♪
755
00:37:56,450 --> 00:37:58,350
♪ We gonna make that booty clap ♪
756
00:37:58,450 --> 00:38:00,050
♪ Gonna make that booty clap ♪
757
00:38:00,050 --> 00:38:02,050
♪ Girl, don't make that booty clap ♪
758
00:38:02,150 --> 00:38:03,750
♪ Don't make that booty clap ♪
759
00:38:03,850 --> 00:38:05,850
♪ We gonna make that booty clap ♪
760
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,050
♪ Gonna make that booty clap ♪
761
00:38:07,150 --> 00:38:11,650
♪ You ain't gonna do it ♪
762
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:12,950
♪ You ain't gonna... ♪
763
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,850
You like her, don’t you?
764
00:38:35,950 --> 00:38:38,750
If my father knew I was here,
hed shit a golf ball
765
00:38:56,450 --> 00:38:58,850
You wanna slap that ass?
766
00:38:58,950 --> 00:38:59,950
Think I do
767
00:39:00,050 --> 00:39:02,250
You have to know you do
768
00:39:04,150 --> 00:39:06,550
You wanna... you wanna slap that ass?
769
00:39:06,650 --> 00:39:07,950
I do
770
00:39:08,050 --> 00:39:10,050
Whose ass is it?
771
00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:11,150
Hers?
772
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,550
No
773
00:39:13,650 --> 00:39:14,950
its your ass
774
00:39:15,050 --> 00:39:16,450
its mine?
775
00:39:36,050 --> 00:39:38,350
Okay, you better get your...
776
00:39:38,450 --> 00:39:42,750
Its Tank, baby, in the flesh
777
00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:44,450
Long time, no see
778
00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:45,850
- Tank?
- Yeah
779
00:39:45,950 --> 00:39:46,950
I thought you got life
780
00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:48,950
Oh, no, baby
Im out, Im out
781
00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:50,050
Oh
782
00:39:50,150 --> 00:39:51,850
Think I could slap it?
783
00:39:51,950 --> 00:39:56,050
I mean, not like a tiger,
but like a teddy bear
784
00:39:56,150 --> 00:39:57,250
Tigers play too rough
785
00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,650
So slap it like a nice teddy bear
786
00:39:59,650 --> 00:40:01,050
You been lifting weights?
787
00:40:01,150 --> 00:40:03,350
Oh, Id rather be lifting you, girl
788
00:40:03,350 --> 00:40:06,450
Oh, I know
Well, you know I cut out the protein
789
00:40:06,550 --> 00:40:07,850
- I’m eating a lot of sugar
- Oh, yeah
790
00:40:07,950 --> 00:40:09,450
its time to get
some of this chocolate going
791
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:11,150
Uh-huh Oh, you want that chocolate?
792
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:13,050
Uh-huh, carve it up?
793
00:40:13,050 --> 00:40:16,150
Yeah, melted, uh-huh
Ooh, girl
794
00:40:16,250 --> 00:40:17,550
Lets pick up where we left off,
795
00:40:17,650 --> 00:40:19,450
but there ain’t gonna be
no police this time, all right?
796
00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:22,050
Okay You know, Tank
797
00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:24,450
All right I lifted that restraining order
798
00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:27,950
its all... its all good
Wont be no cops
799
00:40:28,050 --> 00:40:29,650
Come on Whoo!
800
00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,450
- I’m gonna do it
- You feel it?
801
00:40:32,450 --> 00:40:33,550
Im gonna do it I feel it
802
00:40:33,550 --> 00:40:35,250
- Do it Slap it
- Do it
803
00:40:37,850 --> 00:40:41,550
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
There you go!
804
00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:53,150
Pop it one time
805
00:40:54,450 --> 00:40:55,550
Yeah!
806
00:40:55,650 --> 00:40:59,150
Don’t tease me, baby
I’ve got a long fuse, girl
807
00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:01,150
- I work it, I work it
- Come on, come on
808
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:02,750
Bring it on
809
00:41:02,650 --> 00:41:04,550
Back it up, back it up
810
00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:06,450
Oh! Oh!
811
00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:09,750
I think Im pregnant!
I think Im pregnant!
812
00:41:09,850 --> 00:41:10,850
You’re not popping it enough
813
00:41:11,950 --> 00:41:15,650
There you go
That’s it Whoa!
814
00:41:29,750 --> 00:41:31,850
♪ We ain't done, son ♪
815
00:41:57,350 --> 00:41:58,350
What do you want?
816
00:41:58,450 --> 00:41:59,850
A little help
817
00:41:59,850 --> 00:42:01,250
A little help?
818
00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:03,050
Yeah, what do you mean, little?
819
00:42:04,250 --> 00:42:08,450
Uh I mean, I have a small job
820
00:42:08,450 --> 00:42:10,950
Small? What do you mean small?
821
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:13,250
Are you trying to disrespect me?
822
00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:16,350
No, no, no, I meant no disrespect
823
00:42:16,350 --> 00:42:17,850
Hey, check this out, big man
824
00:42:17,850 --> 00:42:21,750
Come on, now
Does this look small to you, huh?
825
00:42:21,850 --> 00:42:25,050
Im sorry
My bad
826
00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:30,050
Uh, word on the street is
you the man
827
00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:32,350
to see about a... a job
828
00:42:34,350 --> 00:42:35,550
What are we talking about?
829
00:42:35,650 --> 00:42:36,650
A hundred
830
00:42:37,850 --> 00:42:41,750
- large
- Now you’re speaking my language
831
00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:43,250
Who’s the mark?
832
00:42:43,350 --> 00:42:44,850
Christopher Hawkins
833
00:42:44,950 --> 00:42:46,050
C- Note?
834
00:42:46,050 --> 00:42:47,050
I want him gone
835
00:42:47,150 --> 00:42:49,450
- Gone permanently?
- Or just gone
836
00:42:49,450 --> 00:42:51,350
I want him out of my life
837
00:42:51,450 --> 00:42:52,850
permanently
838
00:42:52,950 --> 00:42:54,250
Consider him gone
839
00:42:59,250 --> 00:43:01,750
You’ll get the other half
when the job is done
840
00:43:21,750 --> 00:43:22,850
Hey, ma
841
00:43:24,850 --> 00:43:26,350
Don’t you Hey, mamma me
842
00:43:26,450 --> 00:43:29,950
I ain’t seen you in eight days,
and you skipped church last week
843
00:43:29,950 --> 00:43:31,150
I’ve been busy
844
00:43:31,150 --> 00:43:33,550
Too busy to come see your mamma?
845
00:43:33,650 --> 00:43:34,750
Nah, its just work, that’s all
846
00:43:34,850 --> 00:43:38,250
Gangsta rap
That’s what you call work, baby?
847
00:43:38,350 --> 00:43:41,050
Its just what I do
You know, you gotta roll with it, now
848
00:43:41,150 --> 00:43:42,650
I roll with it when you grow up,
849
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:46,350
meet yourself a nice little girl
and settle your butt down somewhere
850
00:43:46,450 --> 00:43:49,250
I have you know
I think I might’ve found me one
851
00:43:49,350 --> 00:43:50,350
Oh
852
00:43:50,450 --> 00:43:55,250
I hope its not one of them little
nasty video skank types again
853
00:43:55,350 --> 00:43:56,650
She’s a lawyer
854
00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:59,050
A lawyer, huh?
855
00:43:59,150 --> 00:44:02,150
Now you’re swimming in deep water
What’s she like?
856
00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:03,550
She shot me down tonight
857
00:44:03,650 --> 00:44:06,150
Not impressed with your money, huh?
858
00:44:06,250 --> 00:44:09,150
- Guess not
- I like her already
859
00:44:09,250 --> 00:44:13,250
What’s that? Im hungry
You got enough for me?
860
00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:16,450
What do you think?
I always got enough for you
861
00:44:16,550 --> 00:44:17,850
Go sit down
I make you a plate
862
00:44:17,850 --> 00:44:19,750
Whoo!
863
00:44:22,150 --> 00:44:23,850
My god
864
00:45:05,850 --> 00:45:10,050
Smell that fresh air
Such a beautiful day for golf
865
00:45:10,150 --> 00:45:11,450
its goin down
866
00:45:12,250 --> 00:45:13,550
You know, this is the whole
867
00:45:13,650 --> 00:45:16,450
that Jack Nicklaus eagled
to win the US Open
868
00:45:16,550 --> 00:45:18,250
I know
I was there
869
00:45:18,350 --> 00:45:21,450
Lt was like 20 years ago
870
00:45:21,550 --> 00:45:23,350
Yeah, my dad caddied for him
871
00:45:23,450 --> 00:45:24,750
Your dad is Bobby Hawkins?
872
00:45:24,850 --> 00:45:26,250
Yeah
873
00:45:26,350 --> 00:45:28,450
Hes a legend around here
874
00:45:28,550 --> 00:45:30,550
And I heard
that he shot the course record
875
00:45:30,550 --> 00:45:32,650
Well, it was a 59 unofficially
876
00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:35,450
Cummings was never going to let
a caddy take the record away from him
877
00:45:37,850 --> 00:45:39,250
Is that what this is all about?
878
00:45:39,350 --> 00:45:43,250
No I just love the game, my friend
Putter
879
00:45:43,250 --> 00:45:45,050
Grab that flag over there for me
880
00:45:45,150 --> 00:45:47,350
I show you how we do this here
881
00:45:47,450 --> 00:45:48,650
What about you?
882
00:45:48,650 --> 00:45:50,250
What about me?
883
00:45:50,350 --> 00:45:51,850
Well, you should be playing
the game for a living
884
00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:52,950
instead of toting my bag
885
00:45:53,050 --> 00:45:54,550
Someday
886
00:46:00,350 --> 00:46:02,050
Well, you know,
someday comes and goes
887
00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:03,250
quicker than you think
888
00:46:03,350 --> 00:46:04,450
You gotta chase it
889
00:46:05,050 --> 00:46:06,950
Lets take it in
890
00:46:25,850 --> 00:46:27,750
♪ We came to set the party off ♪
891
00:46:27,850 --> 00:46:29,750
♪ I came to set the party off ♪
892
00:46:29,850 --> 00:46:31,750
♪ You came to set the party off ♪
893
00:46:31,850 --> 00:46:33,850
♪ Hey, pimp, get a girl... ♪
894
00:46:33,950 --> 00:46:35,850
♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪
895
00:46:36,050 --> 00:46:37,950
♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪
896
00:46:38,050 --> 00:46:40,450
♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪
897
00:46:40,450 --> 00:46:42,550
♪ Let's get this party off ♪
898
00:46:45,050 --> 00:46:47,450
Mmm, delicious
899
00:46:47,550 --> 00:46:50,750
Yeah, Im glad you like it
900
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:56,750
its my special recipe
901
00:47:05,950 --> 00:47:07,050
♪ Do you like what I'm seeing'? ♪
902
00:47:07,150 --> 00:47:08,750
♪ Mix up the black
and the white Puerto Rican ♪
903
00:47:08,850 --> 00:47:10,250
♪ Even some European ♪
904
00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:35,350
♪ Straight out of Compton ♪
905
00:47:35,450 --> 00:47:37,050
♪ Here's the crazy bother
name Ice Cube ♪
906
00:47:37,150 --> 00:47:39,050
♪ From the stupid dope gang
with a attitude ♪
907
00:47:39,150 --> 00:47:40,950
- Oh, Jesus
- ♪ When I'm called off ♪
908
00:47:41,050 --> 00:47:42,050
♪ I got a sawed off ♪
909
00:47:42,150 --> 00:47:44,450
♪ Kick knowledge
and bodies are hauled off ♪
910
00:47:44,450 --> 00:47:46,950
♪ You, too, boy if ya get with me ♪
911
00:47:47,050 --> 00:47:50,050
- Wilson!
- Sup?
912
00:47:50,050 --> 00:47:51,550
What’s that in your mouth?
913
00:47:51,550 --> 00:47:53,950
Oh, that’s the grill, my niggard
914
00:47:54,050 --> 00:47:56,550
I am not your niggard!
915
00:47:56,550 --> 00:47:57,650
Whatever
916
00:47:57,750 --> 00:48:01,850
♪ Goin' off on every body like that ♪
917
00:48:01,850 --> 00:48:04,550
Yo, yo, yo, this is Kidd Clean
comin live and direct,
918
00:48:04,650 --> 00:48:05,850
representin Killah Ink
919
00:48:05,950 --> 00:48:08,650
My fellas,
Lets go and get this mutha poppin
920
00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:11,250
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
921
00:48:11,350 --> 00:48:12,650
Yeah, you all know what it is
922
00:48:12,750 --> 00:48:14,950
I want everybody right now
who came out to the party
923
00:48:15,050 --> 00:48:17,350
give it up for my boy Wilson
924
00:48:19,050 --> 00:48:21,150
- What’s up, badass?
- What up?
925
00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:24,550
Right now,
we got a special performance
926
00:48:24,650 --> 00:48:26,150
cause you all know
I know how to pull strings
927
00:48:26,150 --> 00:48:28,750
We got all the way from Atlanta, Georgia, just for
your on your birthday,
928
00:48:28,850 --> 00:48:32,050
Give it up one time,
East Point represent!
929
00:48:35,850 --> 00:48:38,750
♪ I'm about it, who about it?
I'm about it, you about it? ♪
930
00:48:38,850 --> 00:48:40,150
♪ What the hell you waiting for? ♪
931
00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,650
♪ I'm about it, who about it? ♪
932
00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:42,750
♪ Need to stop the hating, boy ♪
933
00:48:42,850 --> 00:48:46,250
♪ Hey, shortie, let me see
if you can do it like I do it ♪
934
00:48:46,350 --> 00:48:48,750
♪ Commenced to getting to it
while you sipping on that fluid ♪
935
00:48:48,850 --> 00:48:50,950
♪ Got the Chevy paint dripping
while I'm burning on that gritchet ♪
936
00:48:51,050 --> 00:48:53,950
♪ Come and smoke with a pimp,
and ride with a player ♪
937
00:48:54,050 --> 00:48:56,750
♪ Off to the A-T-L,
eastside that's Decatur ♪
938
00:48:56,850 --> 00:48:58,750
♪ Got a couple shorties
on the low it's going digital ♪
939
00:48:58,850 --> 00:48:59,950
Are you hot?
940
00:49:00,650 --> 00:49:02,750
Im good, not too bad
941
00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:05,450
Not you, idiot!
The bomb! Is it hot?
942
00:49:05,550 --> 00:49:06,550
Is it hot?
943
00:49:06,650 --> 00:49:08,550
Give me a minute
944
00:49:09,350 --> 00:49:11,850
♪ I love freaky girls,
so baby, come give it up ♪
945
00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:14,850
♪ Hey, tell me
what you're waiting for ♪
946
00:49:15,950 --> 00:49:17,450
♪ Hey, what the hell you waiting for? ♪
947
00:49:17,550 --> 00:49:19,550
This is Lil Rod
Im-a go
948
00:49:19,650 --> 00:49:22,050
Well, light them up,
and lets get the hell out of here
949
00:49:27,250 --> 00:49:28,750
♪ What the hell you waiting for? ♪
950
00:49:28,750 --> 00:49:30,050
♪ I'm about it, who about it?
951
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,450
♪ Who can stop the hatin', boy? ♪
952
00:49:31,550 --> 00:49:34,650
♪ I keep the best, fine greenery
around the whole city ♪
953
00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:37,150
♪ I'm fresh from my head to feet,
the ladies lust for me ♪
954
00:49:37,250 --> 00:49:38,950
♪ 'Cause your boy
smokes pounds down ♪
955
00:49:39,050 --> 00:49:40,350
♪ King of the crop, now ♪
956
00:49:40,450 --> 00:49:43,450
♪ Not too long ago I had
to take it like a rebound ♪
957
00:49:43,450 --> 00:49:46,250
♪ So give me
that got stacks on dizzeck ♪
958
00:49:46,350 --> 00:49:48,350
♪ When I walk by,
watch the ladies break their nizzeck ♪
959
00:49:48,450 --> 00:49:51,950
♪ They know I'm a baller,
young shot caller ♪
960
00:49:52,050 --> 00:49:54,450
Bomb! Bomb!
Everybody down!
961
00:50:27,050 --> 00:50:28,950
Hey, G, who did this?
962
00:50:29,050 --> 00:50:31,950
I just got the word out
Im waiting to hear back
963
00:50:32,050 --> 00:50:33,650
Just get me a name
964
00:50:33,650 --> 00:50:35,150
You give me a couple days
965
00:50:36,650 --> 00:50:38,950
I said I wanted him gone,
not dead
966
00:50:38,950 --> 00:50:41,950
Gone is dead,
dead and gone
967
00:50:41,950 --> 00:50:45,750
If you want an omelet, my brother,
you have to break a few eggs
968
00:50:45,850 --> 00:50:48,050
You planted a bomb
at my kids pool party!
969
00:50:48,050 --> 00:50:50,350
Its called collateral damage
970
00:50:50,450 --> 00:50:53,450
Collateral damage?!
You blew up my car!
971
00:50:53,550 --> 00:50:54,550
The deals off
972
00:50:54,650 --> 00:50:56,550
Im not paying you one penny more,
you little prick
973
00:50:56,650 --> 00:50:58,750
- Bite me!
- Oh, eat me!
974
00:50:58,850 --> 00:51:01,750
Y’all are work it
Y’all are making papa grow
975
00:51:03,850 --> 00:51:05,550
You’re late, young man
976
00:51:05,650 --> 00:51:08,750
Sorry, I got hung up, ma
Traffic
977
00:51:08,850 --> 00:51:10,250
its all right, though
You lookin good
978
00:51:10,250 --> 00:51:12,550
Got hung up
It ain’t how I heard it
979
00:51:12,550 --> 00:51:13,650
You all right?
980
00:51:13,750 --> 00:51:15,250
Im good
981
00:51:16,250 --> 00:51:18,250
What you got goin on in here,
momma?
982
00:51:18,350 --> 00:51:20,750
Well, Miss Williams wants to know
more about you,
983
00:51:20,850 --> 00:51:22,450
so she came to the source
984
00:51:22,550 --> 00:51:24,550
Is that right?
985
00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:27,750
Im gonna whip y’all up
something to eat
986
00:51:27,850 --> 00:51:29,050
Yes, maam
987
00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:36,050
I gotta tell you,
I don’t understand this generation
988
00:51:36,150 --> 00:51:39,750
In my day, you met somebody
989
00:51:39,850 --> 00:51:43,150
You fell in love
You got married, you had babies,
990
00:51:43,150 --> 00:51:47,550
none of this sleeping around
and booty calls and online sex
991
00:51:47,650 --> 00:51:50,150
You kids got it all wrong
992
00:51:50,250 --> 00:51:52,050
Momma, chill out
Do we gotta do this now?
993
00:51:52,150 --> 00:51:54,050
Damn right, we have to do it
994
00:51:54,050 --> 00:51:55,350
Look at you
995
00:51:55,350 --> 00:51:58,050
You’re running
around town making millions,
996
00:51:58,150 --> 00:52:01,050
shooting videos, carrying on,
997
00:52:01,050 --> 00:52:03,350
but where’s the love, Christopher?
998
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:11,350
Little girl, I got your number, too
999
00:52:11,450 --> 00:52:12,950
You running around town
1000
00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:17,050
with your big fancy law degree
and your power suits,
1001
00:52:17,050 --> 00:52:19,750
spending your time
in a courtroom instead of a bedroom
1002
00:52:19,850 --> 00:52:22,650
Your eggs aren’t getting any fresher
Sweet potato pie?
1003
00:52:24,650 --> 00:52:25,850
Yes, maam
1004
00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:31,150
This is it
1005
00:52:31,250 --> 00:52:37,450
Oh got pictures
1006
00:52:37,550 --> 00:52:41,150
Oh
1007
00:52:41,150 --> 00:52:42,950
Nice look
1008
00:52:43,050 --> 00:52:44,250
Now, that was so long ago
1009
00:52:44,350 --> 00:52:47,150
Okay, so tell me,
was LL more upset with you
1010
00:52:47,150 --> 00:52:51,250
about stealing his clothes
or his little, thin mustache?
1011
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:53,150
Well, if you really want to know the truth,
1012
00:52:53,250 --> 00:52:56,950
it took me about six, seven months
to get this here chin together,
1013
00:52:57,050 --> 00:53:01,650
but LL did help me win
the talent show with that I Need Love
1014
00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:02,850
Pow
1015
00:53:02,950 --> 00:53:06,550
Im sure you did need love,
looking like that
1016
00:53:06,650 --> 00:53:08,650
Don’t do me like that
1017
00:53:08,650 --> 00:53:14,050
I’ve got a couple fashion skeletons
in my closet, too, thanks to Madonna
1018
00:53:14,150 --> 00:53:17,150
That must’ve been
so devastating to a girl like you
1019
00:53:18,650 --> 00:53:21,150
Whoo
1020
00:53:21,250 --> 00:53:23,850
- You’re crazy
- No, you crazy
1021
00:53:28,350 --> 00:53:29,350
Well
1022
00:53:30,550 --> 00:53:33,750
Well, you... I should be going
1023
00:53:33,850 --> 00:53:35,250
I guess you gotta go
1024
00:53:35,350 --> 00:53:37,750
Yeah, I better go
1025
00:53:37,850 --> 00:53:39,150
You gotta go
1026
00:53:39,250 --> 00:53:41,550
I gotta go
1027
00:53:41,650 --> 00:53:42,750
Better go
1028
00:53:42,850 --> 00:53:44,050
I better go
1029
00:53:47,650 --> 00:53:48,750
Shannon
1030
00:53:50,950 --> 00:53:54,250
I be right there Okay
1031
00:53:54,350 --> 00:53:56,350
You gotta go?
1032
00:53:56,350 --> 00:54:02,150
Yeah Um, tell your mom
I said thank you, and good-night
1033
00:54:04,850 --> 00:54:06,750
Um
1034
00:54:06,850 --> 00:54:10,850
you know,
I came here to find out about C-Note
1035
00:54:12,550 --> 00:54:14,550
and I met Christopher Hawkins
1036
00:54:16,950 --> 00:54:18,750
You’re all right with me
1037
00:54:21,650 --> 00:54:23,150
Damn
1038
00:54:32,050 --> 00:54:35,450
Well, it really is
a beautiful day here at Carolina Pines,
1039
00:54:35,550 --> 00:54:37,950
home of the storied Carolina Cup
1040
00:54:38,050 --> 00:54:41,550
We’re just minutes away
from our second match of the day,
1041
00:54:41,550 --> 00:54:44,750
which promises to be
a real humdinger, as they say.
1042
00:54:44,850 --> 00:54:46,850
Hey there
1043
00:54:48,550 --> 00:54:50,550
Mrs Cummings
1044
00:54:50,550 --> 00:54:52,150
How you doing?
1045
00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:54,850
Are you smiling at me,
or am I smiling at you?
1046
00:54:56,050 --> 00:54:59,050
Now, you know there’s only one way
you’re going to win out there, right?
1047
00:54:59,150 --> 00:55:00,350
How's that?
1048
00:55:00,450 --> 00:55:03,550
Play dirty
1049
00:55:03,650 --> 00:55:05,550
Dirty
1050
00:55:07,850 --> 00:55:10,250
Well, I think you done tuned
into my channel
1051
00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:11,850
Fellas?
1052
00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:13,650
- That’s what Im talkin about
- I’m talkin about
1053
00:55:13,750 --> 00:55:15,750
That’s what we do
1054
00:55:15,850 --> 00:55:18,250
We’ve been trying to do that
for a long time
1055
00:55:18,350 --> 00:55:19,550
We do that
1056
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:23,250
Is that?
Throats a little parched
1057
00:55:23,350 --> 00:55:24,450
Would you like a sip?
1058
00:55:29,050 --> 00:55:31,250
Sweet grapes
1059
00:55:31,350 --> 00:55:34,050
Ooh, Mrs Cummings
1060
00:55:34,150 --> 00:55:35,450
I can bite you
1061
00:55:35,550 --> 00:55:36,550
Can you?
1062
00:55:36,650 --> 00:55:38,550
They’re gonna kick us out of the South
1063
00:55:39,650 --> 00:55:41,950
This is, of course,
the 75th anniversary
1064
00:55:41,950 --> 00:55:43,350
of this wonderful tournament.
1065
00:55:43,450 --> 00:55:47,350
I'm sure every one here
is quite as excited as I am.
1066
00:55:47,350 --> 00:55:49,350
Good luck today, Señor Cummings
1067
00:55:49,350 --> 00:55:50,450
What are you doing?
1068
00:55:50,550 --> 00:55:52,450
I got a better offer
1069
00:55:52,550 --> 00:55:55,650
You’ve been playing
for me for 15 years
1070
00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:56,850
Where’s the loyalty?
1071
00:55:56,950 --> 00:56:00,650
This is all about money
Besides that, you are a prick
1072
00:56:03,150 --> 00:56:06,550
Yeah, now, slow down,
slow down, man
1073
00:56:06,650 --> 00:56:10,250
This is serious skunk weed
Im telling you you’re making a mistake
1074
00:56:10,350 --> 00:56:13,850
Hmm? You’re not gonna make it
the whole game, no you’re not
1075
00:56:13,950 --> 00:56:15,150
You know you’re not
1076
00:56:15,150 --> 00:56:18,950
Hey, who does your hair?
That is some nice braid-work right there
1077
00:56:30,950 --> 00:56:34,050
Hey, yo, suckers,
wait up for your boy
1078
00:56:34,150 --> 00:56:35,750
What’s up, baby?
1079
00:56:35,850 --> 00:56:39,550
Come on, all right
Come on, lets get it
1080
00:56:39,650 --> 00:56:41,350
All right, how's everybody doing so far?
1081
00:56:41,350 --> 00:56:42,550
Doing fine
1082
00:56:42,650 --> 00:56:43,750
How you feeling?
You all right?
1083
00:56:43,850 --> 00:56:46,350
They’ve been playing this
since they was kids, man
1084
00:56:46,350 --> 00:56:47,550
This ain’t our sport
1085
00:56:47,650 --> 00:56:49,950
Come on, man, stop whining
Matias, you know who Kobe Bryant is?
1086
00:56:50,050 --> 00:56:51,250
- Si
- Okay
1087
00:56:51,250 --> 00:56:52,750
You’re Kobe Bryant
You’re the leader of this team
1088
00:56:52,850 --> 00:56:55,350
- No problem Vamos
- Do your job, Mexico
1089
00:56:55,450 --> 00:56:56,950
All right, you know what were gonna do
1090
00:56:56,950 --> 00:56:59,450
- No
- Were gonna take this to the streets
1091
00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:03,350
The streets?
Were playing on grass!
1092
00:57:03,450 --> 00:57:05,950
We smoke grass Don’t tell nobody
1093
00:57:06,050 --> 00:57:07,950
Think about the good grass
You the man
1094
00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:10,050
- You are Señor Shaq
You the big guy
1095
00:57:10,150 --> 00:57:11,750
- Hes Kobe
Right
1096
00:57:11,850 --> 00:57:13,050
- Shaq
- You the man
1097
00:57:13,150 --> 00:57:15,050
Kobe, Shaq, me and Mexico
1098
00:57:15,150 --> 00:57:16,450
The new version
1099
00:57:16,450 --> 00:57:17,450
- I got it
- Can you handle it?
1100
00:57:17,550 --> 00:57:18,650
All right
1101
00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:21,050
Blondie,
what kind of panties you got on?
1102
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:25,250
My bad Anyway, were gonna do
a Killah Ink on three
1103
00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:27,150
Y’all ready?
Im gonna throw the first one at you
1104
00:57:27,150 --> 00:57:28,450
- Uno
- Two
1105
00:57:28,550 --> 00:57:29,750
- Three
- Killah Ink
1106
00:57:33,050 --> 00:57:37,150
And now, taking the field,
put your happy, clappy hands together,
1107
00:57:37,250 --> 00:57:40,350
for our defending champions
for the last 15 years,
1108
00:57:40,450 --> 00:57:45,550
wearing their signature navy and gold
and led by Captain Richard Cummings,
1109
00:57:45,650 --> 00:57:49,950
please let's hear it
for team Carolina Pines.
1110
00:57:54,550 --> 00:58:01,050
And on the opposite side of the wall,
wearing a rather zesty orange and black,
1111
00:58:01,150 --> 00:58:06,750
in their first tournament here ever,
lets hear it for team Killah Ink
1112
00:58:09,050 --> 00:58:10,650
All right, C-Note!
1113
00:58:10,750 --> 00:58:12,050
♪ They call me Nicky-Nicky
in the streets ♪
1114
00:58:12,150 --> 00:58:13,150
What’s up, Prime Time?
1115
00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:14,950
Go kick my daddy’s ass!
1116
00:58:17,150 --> 00:58:18,550
♪ We should take his head off ♪
1117
00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:21,850
♪ We should take his head off ♪
1118
00:58:21,950 --> 00:58:23,450
♪ I believe there's a... ♪
1119
00:58:23,550 --> 00:58:24,750
♪ We should take his head off ♪
1120
00:58:24,850 --> 00:58:26,750
♪ I'm taking his head off ♪
1121
00:58:26,850 --> 00:58:28,250
♪ I'm taking his head off ♪
1122
00:58:28,350 --> 00:58:30,050
♪ I'm taking his head off ♪
1123
00:58:30,050 --> 00:58:31,350
Good afternoon, ladies
1124
00:58:33,950 --> 00:58:35,450
You don’t stand a chance
1125
00:58:35,550 --> 00:58:38,150
You know,
I’ve been hearing that all my life
1126
00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:40,050
Well, lets play some ball
1127
00:58:45,550 --> 00:58:47,350
And it's Magrini and Cummings
1128
00:58:47,350 --> 00:58:49,450
heading up the field together
towards the goal mouth.
1129
00:58:49,550 --> 00:58:51,750
They're 30 yards away, 20,
1130
00:58:51,850 --> 00:58:53,950
and Cummings is
in a wonderful position
1131
00:58:54,050 --> 00:58:55,850
and he shoots and scores!
1132
00:58:55,950 --> 00:58:58,850
♪ Whether it's rock and roll
or old soul ♪
1133
00:58:58,850 --> 00:58:59,950
- ♪ It don't matter ♪
- Y’all stop clapping
1134
00:58:59,950 --> 00:59:02,550
- ♪ Disco, Calypso, it don't matter ♪
- Stop clapping
1135
00:59:02,650 --> 00:59:04,350
- Welcome to my world
- ♪ Suit and tie or tie-dye ♪
1136
00:59:04,450 --> 00:59:05,650
♪ It don't matter ♪
1137
00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:08,750
♪ Snakeskin’s or Timberlands,
it don't matter ♪
1138
00:59:08,850 --> 00:59:11,350
♪ Tight fade or long braid,
it don't matter ♪
1139
00:59:11,350 --> 00:59:13,050
♪ Red head or brunette ♪
1140
00:59:13,150 --> 00:59:14,750
♪ It don't matter ♪
1141
00:59:14,850 --> 00:59:16,250
♪ Break-dance, slam dance ♪
1142
00:59:16,350 --> 00:59:17,550
♪ It don't matter ♪
1143
00:59:17,650 --> 00:59:19,850
♪ Do the jerk until it hurts,
I'm tellin' you ♪
1144
00:59:19,850 --> 00:59:23,150
- ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with that ♪
- I’m not your son, you suck
1145
00:59:24,550 --> 00:59:26,850
Oh, come on, please
1146
00:59:31,950 --> 00:59:34,050
No, no!
1147
00:59:37,350 --> 00:59:40,750
♪ Ain't nothing wrong with that ♪
1148
00:59:43,550 --> 00:59:46,650
- ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with that ♪
- Boom, boom!
1149
00:59:49,050 --> 00:59:50,550
Get out there and score!
1150
00:59:50,650 --> 00:59:52,450
Lord have mercy
1151
00:59:54,550 --> 00:59:55,850
I need a horse
1152
00:59:55,950 --> 00:59:58,850
♪ Ain't nothing wrong with that ♪
1153
00:59:58,850 --> 01:00:02,650
Magrini is once again chasing the ball.
His opponents are hot in pursuit.
1154
01:00:02,750 --> 01:00:08,250
He reaches the goal mouth, and the goal!
The game is tied at 11 apiece,
1155
01:00:08,250 --> 01:00:12,250
which means we'll go to sudden death, where the next
goal wins.
1156
01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:21,450
That hurt my momma
1157
01:01:12,750 --> 01:01:14,750
Let the big dog eat, baby!
1158
01:01:29,050 --> 01:01:30,150
Ha!
1159
01:01:30,950 --> 01:01:32,650
Ha! Ha!
1160
01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:35,850
Ha! Ha! Ha!
1161
01:01:35,950 --> 01:01:37,750
Yeah
Yeah
1162
01:01:46,250 --> 01:01:48,950
Miss Williams,
this has got to stop
1163
01:01:49,050 --> 01:01:52,450
I cant take this one day more
1164
01:01:52,450 --> 01:01:54,250
What exactly is wrong?
1165
01:01:54,350 --> 01:01:56,850
Look around
The members are enjoying themselves
1166
01:01:56,850 --> 01:01:58,450
I don’t care
1167
01:01:58,550 --> 01:02:01,050
its my club
I make the decisions here
1168
01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:03,350
I tell them when to enjoy themselves
1169
01:02:03,450 --> 01:02:06,850
My recommendation
is that you let this thing go
1170
01:02:06,950 --> 01:02:11,350
I think that Christopher Hawkins
is a great addition to your club
1171
01:02:11,350 --> 01:02:14,950
Now you need to find someone else
to do your legal work
1172
01:02:14,950 --> 01:02:16,350
You cant quit me
1173
01:02:16,450 --> 01:02:17,750
I just did
1174
01:02:20,650 --> 01:02:23,650
You did it!
- Told you I don’t never lose, baby
1175
01:02:25,650 --> 01:02:27,650
One of us has to go
1176
01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:29,050
How you wanna handle it?
1177
01:02:29,150 --> 01:02:31,050
Golf match
My team wins, you go
1178
01:02:31,050 --> 01:02:32,450
Your team wins, I go
1179
01:02:32,550 --> 01:02:35,250
That’s cool,
but when I bust your ass,
1180
01:02:35,350 --> 01:02:37,150
you’re gonna take
that bullshit course record off the wall
1181
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:38,250
You hear me?
1182
01:02:38,350 --> 01:02:41,450
Ridiculous! I hold the course record
Everybody knows
1183
01:02:41,450 --> 01:02:44,650
Who’s this? Who’s that?
1184
01:02:44,750 --> 01:02:45,750
Arnold Palmer
1185
01:02:45,850 --> 01:02:47,650
- The caddy
- Caddy?
1186
01:02:47,750 --> 01:02:51,150
Yeah, the caddy
that worked here for over 40 years,
1187
01:02:51,150 --> 01:02:53,050
a caddy you fired
1188
01:02:53,150 --> 01:02:56,150
because he was a better golfer
than you could ever be
1189
01:02:56,150 --> 01:02:57,450
His name was Robert Hawkins
1190
01:02:57,550 --> 01:03:00,550
Is that what this is about?
1191
01:03:00,550 --> 01:03:01,550
A caddy?
1192
01:03:01,650 --> 01:03:03,250
That was my father
1193
01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:08,350
You think he shot a 59, don’t you?
1194
01:03:08,450 --> 01:03:10,950
Caddy Mack
1195
01:03:11,050 --> 01:03:14,550
I played with him
the day he posted the score
1196
01:03:14,650 --> 01:03:18,750
If you’re calling him a liar,
you’re calling me a liar
1197
01:03:25,150 --> 01:03:28,850
I saw this score card 20 years ago
1198
01:03:28,850 --> 01:03:33,350
It is, to be kinda forgery
1199
01:03:33,350 --> 01:03:36,650
its as worthless today as it was then
1200
01:03:36,650 --> 01:03:38,250
It doesn’t matter
whether you believe it or not,
1201
01:03:38,250 --> 01:03:39,850
its the truth
1202
01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:41,750
He was the best golfer I ever saw,
1203
01:03:41,850 --> 01:03:44,950
professional or amateur
1204
01:03:47,450 --> 01:03:50,350
We will settle this
on the golf course
1205
01:03:50,450 --> 01:03:52,150
Im looking forward to it
1206
01:03:56,550 --> 01:04:00,250
its a very simple question!
Who ordered the hit?
1207
01:04:00,350 --> 01:04:01,550
Im just a businessman
1208
01:04:01,650 --> 01:04:03,750
I’ve got no beef with you
Believe it
1209
01:04:03,850 --> 01:04:06,450
You know, we can do this
the easy way or the hard way
1210
01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:09,950
Cause I love
that big body Benz back there,
1211
01:04:09,950 --> 01:04:11,950
and Im gonna ride tonight
1212
01:04:12,050 --> 01:04:13,750
Love makes a brother stupid
1213
01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,550
You don’t wanna see me stupid,
little man!
1214
01:04:15,650 --> 01:04:17,950
You got a big-ass mouth, bitch!
1215
01:04:19,350 --> 01:04:23,750
Ooh, is that all you got?
My baby sister hit harder than that
1216
01:04:23,750 --> 01:04:26,850
Hurry up, Tank!
Im starting to get bored with this
1217
01:04:27,550 --> 01:04:32,350
The more time I spend hitting you,
the lest time I spend hitting that, tater tot!
1218
01:04:32,350 --> 01:04:35,950
Next time bring it from the shoulder,
you big pussy!
1219
01:04:36,850 --> 01:04:38,850
Doh... uh yeah?
1220
01:04:41,250 --> 01:04:42,950
The last time Im gonna ask
1221
01:04:45,550 --> 01:04:46,850
Oh, its... its...
1222
01:04:46,950 --> 01:04:51,850
No, don’t, big boy
Save your energy
1223
01:04:51,950 --> 01:04:53,350
cause you gonna need it
1224
01:04:55,550 --> 01:04:59,850
Now, if you thought he was bad,
you ain’t messed with me
1225
01:04:59,950 --> 01:05:02,750
Im queen bitch of this universe
1226
01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:05,950
Now, if you don’t tell me
what I want to know,
1227
01:05:05,950 --> 01:05:08,350
after I whoop your ass...
1228
01:05:08,450 --> 01:05:12,850
Okay, okay, okay
I tell you what you wanna know, all right?
1229
01:05:15,750 --> 01:05:17,250
Mick-a-leek-a
1230
01:05:17,350 --> 01:05:19,050
Thought I might find you here
What’s happening, boy?
1231
01:05:19,150 --> 01:05:21,550
Not much
I hear you got a big match tomorrow
1232
01:05:21,650 --> 01:05:23,750
You should be working on your game
1233
01:05:23,850 --> 01:05:25,150
Oh, its too late for that
1234
01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:27,050
its never too late
1235
01:05:27,050 --> 01:05:29,750
Besides, I hear Cummings got a ringer
1236
01:05:29,850 --> 01:05:32,650
I got a ringer of my own, though
1237
01:05:35,050 --> 01:05:36,850
I need this job
1238
01:05:36,950 --> 01:05:40,250
No, you don’t,
not when you got C-Note
1239
01:05:40,950 --> 01:05:42,750
Here’s your boy I got you
1240
01:05:42,850 --> 01:05:44,450
- All right
- Lets do it
1241
01:05:44,550 --> 01:05:45,550
What the hell
1242
01:05:45,550 --> 01:05:47,750
Giddy-up Lets get it done
1243
01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:49,750
- Yeah
- Ho, hey
1244
01:05:49,850 --> 01:05:51,950
♪ Now, on your mark, get set, go ♪
1245
01:05:52,050 --> 01:05:53,450
♪ It's time to let it show ♪
1246
01:05:53,550 --> 01:05:55,950
♪ Relax your mind
and let your arms go ♪
1247
01:05:56,050 --> 01:05:57,250
♪ Go go go go ♪
1248
01:05:57,350 --> 01:05:58,550
♪ And let your arms go ♪
1249
01:05:58,650 --> 01:06:00,250
♪ Go go go ♪
1250
01:06:00,850 --> 01:06:02,350
♪ Now, I've been waitin' a long time ♪
1251
01:06:02,450 --> 01:06:03,750
♪ I'm patient enough ♪
1252
01:06:03,850 --> 01:06:04,850
♪ Been gettin' my work on ♪
1253
01:06:04,850 --> 01:06:07,950
♪ And now it's time to let it show ♪
1254
01:06:08,050 --> 01:06:10,150
♪ Time, time I let it show ♪
1255
01:06:11,350 --> 01:06:13,150
♪ You keep on cry in’ all night ♪
1256
01:06:13,250 --> 01:06:14,450
♪ You call for the sun ♪
1257
01:06:14,550 --> 01:06:17,250
♪ Your hair to the sky,
and that's the limit, oh, oh ♪
1258
01:06:20,050 --> 01:06:22,350
Hey, hey, hey
Hello, everyone
1259
01:06:22,450 --> 01:06:24,650
Top of the morning to you
1260
01:06:24,650 --> 01:06:25,750
What’s happening, Mr C?
1261
01:06:25,850 --> 01:06:26,850
Ow!
1262
01:06:26,950 --> 01:06:27,850
What’s goin on, baby?
1263
01:06:27,950 --> 01:06:30,950
Looks like everybody showed up
to watch me whoop your ass
1264
01:06:30,950 --> 01:06:33,350
Actually, they showed up to watch
1265
01:06:33,450 --> 01:06:36,150
him whoop on your ass
1266
01:06:45,950 --> 01:06:48,450
All right, let me in here, let me in here
Let the betting begin
1267
01:06:48,550 --> 01:06:51,350
Come on, who’s betting on the kid?
Im taking ten-to-one, five-to-one
1268
01:06:51,450 --> 01:06:53,650
Okay, okay,
may I have your attention please?
1269
01:06:53,650 --> 01:06:56,650
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you all for coming here
1270
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,650
to this rather special contest
1271
01:06:58,750 --> 01:07:00,750
Let me explain
what were going to do today
1272
01:07:00,950 --> 01:07:04,950
Well play 18 holes of match play,
best ball
1273
01:07:05,050 --> 01:07:07,450
Mr Parnevik, its your tee, sir
1274
01:07:07,550 --> 01:07:08,850
Thank you
1275
01:07:12,850 --> 01:07:15,850
Attaboy, Jesper!
Hit it good!
1276
01:07:15,850 --> 01:07:18,250
- Eat a sandwich
- Shut up
1277
01:07:24,750 --> 01:07:27,450
Whoa, great shot
1278
01:07:29,050 --> 01:07:30,850
Sweet
1279
01:07:32,050 --> 01:07:34,150
So who wants to follow that one?
1280
01:07:34,250 --> 01:07:35,250
Is that all you got?
1281
01:07:36,050 --> 01:07:37,450
Im just getting warmed up
1282
01:07:39,850 --> 01:07:40,850
Lets go, C-Note
1283
01:07:44,150 --> 01:07:47,350
Come on, breathe, breathe
1284
01:07:51,350 --> 01:07:52,750
Play for your freedom
1285
01:07:56,350 --> 01:07:57,750
Yeah
Oh!
1286
01:08:06,150 --> 01:08:07,450
Looking good, Mick, looking good
1287
01:08:10,850 --> 01:08:13,350
Whoo Whoo
1288
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:19,150
What did I tell you?
Nice shot, Mick
1289
01:08:22,450 --> 01:08:23,650
Oh, this guy
1290
01:08:25,950 --> 01:08:27,050
Chump
1291
01:08:40,650 --> 01:08:41,750
Stop
1292
01:08:43,150 --> 01:08:44,550
My mouth was open
1293
01:08:44,550 --> 01:08:48,550
Damn, that’s a lot of sound
out of a quarter-inch speaker
1294
01:08:48,650 --> 01:08:51,350
Are you done?
1295
01:08:53,850 --> 01:08:55,150
Swing away
1296
01:09:08,650 --> 01:09:10,050
Watch out there!
1297
01:09:13,550 --> 01:09:17,350
- Boo
- Boo, boo
1298
01:09:33,850 --> 01:09:35,150
Oh
1299
01:09:37,550 --> 01:09:38,850
Oh
1300
01:09:58,250 --> 01:09:59,950
Damn, that waters deep
1301
01:10:09,350 --> 01:10:11,250
Oh
1302
01:10:13,650 --> 01:10:14,950
Oh
1303
01:10:33,150 --> 01:10:34,950
Does this smell infected?
1304
01:10:52,850 --> 01:10:54,150
Shoot him
1305
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:57,950
Ladies and gentlemen,
at the end of the outward nine,
1306
01:10:58,050 --> 01:11:00,450
Mr Cummings team is four holes up
1307
01:11:00,550 --> 01:11:04,950
We shall take a 15-minute break
and convene back at the 10th hole
1308
01:11:05,050 --> 01:11:06,050
Thank you
1309
01:11:06,150 --> 01:11:08,550
Cant we kill him?
Come on
1310
01:11:08,550 --> 01:11:10,450
I thought it was
1311
01:11:12,050 --> 01:11:13,550
You ain’t foolin, man
1312
01:11:13,550 --> 01:11:16,650
Yo, wait
Show me the money, baby
1313
01:11:16,750 --> 01:11:19,550
Man, were getting bitch-slapped
1314
01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:22,250
This guys got shots in his bag
I didn’t know existed
1315
01:11:22,350 --> 01:11:23,750
Big deal
1316
01:11:25,450 --> 01:11:28,950
What are you,
a couple of pussies having a pity party?
1317
01:11:29,050 --> 01:11:30,550
Hes great
So what?
1318
01:11:30,650 --> 01:11:31,650
See, that’s your problem
1319
01:11:31,750 --> 01:11:33,250
You’re playing him
instead of the course
1320
01:11:33,350 --> 01:11:35,050
It doesn’t matter how great he is
1321
01:11:35,150 --> 01:11:38,850
Every time you put a peg in the turf,
you’re playing Old Man Par
1322
01:11:38,950 --> 01:11:44,250
Now, you’ve got two choices...
you can either play big or go home
1323
01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:47,750
Im going to go warm up
1324
01:11:50,350 --> 01:11:51,450
You know
1325
01:11:51,550 --> 01:11:55,750
whether you win or lose,
your father would be proud of you
1326
01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:58,250
He didn’t give a damn
about course records
1327
01:11:58,250 --> 01:12:01,450
He golfed his ball
because he loved the game
1328
01:12:01,550 --> 01:12:03,250
And that’s what you need to do
1329
01:12:03,950 --> 01:12:07,350
See, this could be the last time
you set foot on this course
1330
01:12:07,450 --> 01:12:09,150
Make it count
1331
01:12:24,950 --> 01:12:26,050
Hey
1332
01:12:26,150 --> 01:12:28,250
Hey, hey
What’s happening?
1333
01:12:28,350 --> 01:12:32,850
I wanted you to know
I don't work for Cummings anymore
1334
01:12:32,950 --> 01:12:36,850
So sorry
I should’ve quit sooner
1335
01:12:36,950 --> 01:12:38,650
That’s cool
I get it
1336
01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:40,850
Gotta do what you gotta do, right?
1337
01:12:40,950 --> 01:12:42,150
Yeah
1338
01:12:42,250 --> 01:12:44,950
Yeah, you think you’re working
for someone that’s honest,
1339
01:12:45,050 --> 01:12:47,250
then you find out later they’re not
1340
01:12:48,450 --> 01:12:51,050
Well, the three blind mice
could’ve solved that
1341
01:12:53,050 --> 01:12:55,650
Want to wish you luck on your back nine
1342
01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:59,150
Well, you know Im gonna shake em up
its halftime
1343
01:12:59,150 --> 01:13:01,550
All I have is time for the bliss, baby
1344
01:13:21,050 --> 01:13:22,750
Bing! Bam!
1345
01:13:37,650 --> 01:13:40,050
I didn’t bring you all this way
for you to... to... to
1346
01:13:40,150 --> 01:13:41,250
- Choke, sir?
- Choke!
1347
01:13:42,250 --> 01:13:43,750
Whoo!
1348
01:14:24,550 --> 01:14:25,650
Ladies and gentlemen,
1349
01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:29,150
after 17 holes, we are dead even
1350
01:14:29,150 --> 01:14:31,650
The winner of the next hole
takes the match
1351
01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:33,650
Mick, its your tee
1352
01:14:33,750 --> 01:14:35,450
Hey, our ticket right there
1353
01:14:36,850 --> 01:14:38,250
Come on, Mick!
1354
01:14:38,350 --> 01:14:40,450
Don’t piss like a puppy
Stay on the port
1355
01:14:40,550 --> 01:14:42,550
Let the big dogs eat, brother
1356
01:14:43,950 --> 01:14:45,050
You the man!
1357
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:54,350
Yeah, that’s my dawg
1358
01:14:54,450 --> 01:14:55,950
Give it to em, baby
1359
01:14:57,750 --> 01:15:00,750
Yeah, that’s that money shot!
That’s that money shot!
1360
01:15:01,550 --> 01:15:05,650
Oh! Let me lay down on it
Bam
1361
01:15:10,950 --> 01:15:14,250
- I hate you
Meow, meow
1362
01:15:15,050 --> 01:15:16,850
Oh!
1363
01:15:24,150 --> 01:15:26,250
That’s the best shot he hit all day
1364
01:15:28,650 --> 01:15:31,450
Nice shot Beautiful
Great shot
1365
01:15:47,050 --> 01:15:48,550
Give me a five iron
1366
01:15:50,350 --> 01:15:52,150
Don’t sweat it
1367
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:56,250
Like I said, you either play big,
or you go home
1368
01:15:57,750 --> 01:15:59,150
This is my home
1369
01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:01,250
Well, lets act like it
1370
01:16:01,350 --> 01:16:03,250
Come on, Mick-o
1371
01:16:12,350 --> 01:16:13,850
There it is
1372
01:16:13,950 --> 01:16:15,250
Get close, baby
1373
01:16:20,150 --> 01:16:21,450
Whoo
1374
01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:27,450
Oh
1375
01:16:29,050 --> 01:16:30,950
How many points you get
when it go in the water?
1376
01:16:32,750 --> 01:16:34,050
Oh
1377
01:16:55,650 --> 01:16:57,650
All right Whatta I got?
1378
01:16:57,650 --> 01:17:01,050
230 yards uphill into the wind?
1379
01:17:02,050 --> 01:17:03,850
I don’t have that shot in my bag,
do I?
1380
01:17:03,950 --> 01:17:05,550
No one does
1381
01:17:06,550 --> 01:17:08,550
All right, give me my driver
1382
01:17:08,650 --> 01:17:10,250
Come on, baby
Take your time
1383
01:17:10,350 --> 01:17:11,550
Let me show you how we do this
1384
01:17:11,550 --> 01:17:12,950
Think about the course
1385
01:17:13,050 --> 01:17:16,250
We play big, or we go home
1386
01:17:54,950 --> 01:17:56,150
Ease up
1387
01:18:34,550 --> 01:18:38,250
♪ People take it
just a little bit higher like this ♪
1388
01:18:38,350 --> 01:18:41,050
Mick, we won!
What did I tell you?
1389
01:18:41,150 --> 01:18:43,050
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
1390
01:18:44,450 --> 01:18:47,850
♪ We can take the slow... like this ♪
1391
01:18:51,950 --> 01:18:55,950
Just like money in the bank
Yes
1392
01:18:57,850 --> 01:18:59,450
Hey, Dick
1393
01:18:59,550 --> 01:19:01,650
- Richard Cummings
- Yes?
1394
01:19:01,750 --> 01:19:04,250
You’re under arrest
for conspiracy to commit murder
1395
01:19:04,350 --> 01:19:05,350
That’s ridiculous
1396
01:19:05,450 --> 01:19:06,550
Yo must have
the wrong Richard Cummings
1397
01:19:08,450 --> 01:19:09,950
Remember me?
1398
01:19:09,950 --> 01:19:11,950
This mans a liar
1399
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,650
- Ooh
- Ooh
1400
01:19:15,650 --> 01:19:17,650
Ooh, that was a lot of little strength
1401
01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:19,250
Oh, yeah
All day long
1402
01:19:19,350 --> 01:19:20,550
- All day long?
- Yeah
1403
01:19:20,650 --> 01:19:23,550
- You can climb me like a tree
- Ooh, lets talk about it
1404
01:19:23,650 --> 01:19:26,050
- Lets go, come on
- Heh
1405
01:19:27,350 --> 01:19:29,250
Holler at your boy, Mr C
1406
01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:30,750
♪ A growin' boy need vitamin C ♪
1407
01:19:30,850 --> 01:19:33,550
♪ Can't wait four years
for a college degree ♪
1408
01:19:33,650 --> 01:19:35,450
♪ So I'm gonna try to be all I can be ♪
1409
01:19:35,450 --> 01:19:37,250
♪ Minus the army and Uncle Sam ♪
1410
01:19:37,350 --> 01:19:39,550
♪ God damn,
I'm just proud to be who I am ♪
1411
01:19:39,650 --> 01:19:40,950
♪ Get higher like this ♪
1412
01:19:41,050 --> 01:19:43,850
♪ On the days when I'm back to...,
all right ♪
1413
01:19:43,950 --> 01:19:45,850
♪ Take it
just a little bit higher like this ♪
1414
01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:22,650
Nice round, pop
1415
01:20:35,050 --> 01:20:36,750
The USGA is here
1416
01:20:39,050 --> 01:20:41,950
Thanks for everything
1417
01:20:42,950 --> 01:20:45,950
Well, he deserved it
1418
01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:48,250
And you deserve it, too
1419
01:21:02,850 --> 01:21:05,250
Very nice to see you again
1420
01:21:05,250 --> 01:21:06,250
Where’s Cummings?
1421
01:21:06,350 --> 01:21:09,750
Hes actually not a member
of this club anymore
1422
01:21:09,750 --> 01:21:10,950
Joined another club,
1423
01:21:11,050 --> 01:21:12,950
but let me introduce you
to our new president,
1424
01:21:12,950 --> 01:21:14,050
Christopher Hawkins
1425
01:21:14,150 --> 01:21:16,950
its good to meet you
its Frosty, right?
1426
01:21:16,950 --> 01:21:18,350
Frosty, right
1427
01:21:18,450 --> 01:21:21,150
As you can see, we made
a couple changes here at Carolina Pines,
1428
01:21:21,250 --> 01:21:22,350
you know what Im sayin?
1429
01:21:22,450 --> 01:21:23,550
Were still exclusive
1430
01:21:23,650 --> 01:21:26,850
but were more open-minded
1431
01:21:27,950 --> 01:21:28,950
What up, family?
1432
01:21:30,050 --> 01:21:32,650
- Southside
- All right, let me give you a tour
1433
01:21:34,750 --> 01:21:36,150
Ross King:
Welcome to the final round
1434
01:21:36,150 --> 01:21:37,550
of the US Open...
1435
01:21:37,650 --> 01:21:41,150
Sergio Garcia, Tiger Woods
battling it out to take the crown
1436
01:21:41,150 --> 01:21:43,750
and become Open Champion
over these wind-swept fairways
1437
01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:46,750
right here at Carolina Pines
Golf and Polo Club,
1438
01:21:46,750 --> 01:21:49,150
The club itself established
in 1892
1439
01:21:49,250 --> 01:21:51,250
It really has stood the test of time,
1440
01:21:51,350 --> 01:21:54,650
and it is absolutely steeped
in rich golfing tradition.
1441
01:21:54,650 --> 01:21:56,050
But I've got to now welcome the man,
1442
01:21:56,150 --> 01:21:57,650
the President of the club here,
Christopher Hawkins.
1443
01:21:57,750 --> 01:21:58,850
Christopher, good to see you.
1444
01:21:58,850 --> 01:21:59,950
How you doing, Ross?
What's going on?
1445
01:22:00,050 --> 01:22:01,050
Hi, mom.
1446
01:22:01,150 --> 01:22:04,650
Christopher, this I've got to say,
this course is really in top-notch shape.
1447
01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:05,850
Well, I'd love to take credit,
1448
01:22:05,950 --> 01:22:07,550
but I've got a terrific staff
that works behind me.
1449
01:22:07,650 --> 01:22:09,150
Well, it certainly shows.
1450
01:22:09,250 --> 01:22:12,750
Now, a lot of low scores
being posted here, it has to be said,
1451
01:22:12,850 --> 01:22:14,950
possibility that your father’s record's
in jeopardy.
1452
01:22:15,050 --> 01:22:16,850
You know
1453
01:22:16,850 --> 01:22:19,650
its either your ass
1454
01:22:19,650 --> 01:22:21,050
or the remote
1455
01:22:21,950 --> 01:22:24,150
How did I get this?
1456
01:22:24,250 --> 01:22:27,550
I don’t know Go sit down
1457
01:22:52,350 --> 01:22:54,850
Let me give you a lesson
about doobah-doobahs
1458
01:22:54,950 --> 01:22:56,150
Everybody talkin about the black man
1459
01:22:56,250 --> 01:22:59,350
got the biggest doobah-doobah
in the world
1460
01:22:59,450 --> 01:23:00,550
I don’t know
1461
01:23:00,650 --> 01:23:02,650
I ain’t seen
every black guys doobah-doobah
1462
01:23:02,650 --> 01:23:04,750
My doobah-doobah
happens to be pretty good
1463
01:23:04,850 --> 01:23:06,950
Hey, Mick,
do me a favor, bro
1464
01:23:07,050 --> 01:23:08,150
Can you help me out with something?
1465
01:23:08,250 --> 01:23:09,350
Yeah, no problem
1466
01:23:09,450 --> 01:23:13,250
Hold this for me, please
its messing up m swing
1467
01:23:14,050 --> 01:23:16,350
- Hey, my...!
- Pick them up
1468
01:23:18,450 --> 01:23:20,250
You want some candy, little boy?
1469
01:23:20,350 --> 01:23:22,350
- Yeah
- Aha, rrrrr
1470
01:23:22,350 --> 01:23:23,950
You still breast feed?
1471
01:23:23,950 --> 01:23:25,250
Im still on the bottle
1472
01:23:25,350 --> 01:23:26,450
Breast milk
1473
01:23:26,550 --> 01:23:29,050
Ain’t my fault you people speak French
1474
01:23:29,050 --> 01:23:31,750
Oui, Oui! You have a little wee-wee
1475
01:23:31,750 --> 01:23:34,850
I got a boom bam!
Boom bam, boom bam!
1476
01:23:34,950 --> 01:23:36,650
Boom bam, bam bam!
1477
01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:40,050
Bah! Bah! Bam!
1478
01:23:40,150 --> 01:23:41,650
Whoo-hoo!
1479
01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:43,550
♪ You must like what you see ♪
1480
01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:45,650
♪ You must like what you see ♪
1481
01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:47,350
♪ Cause you see a brother like me ♪
1482
01:23:47,450 --> 01:23:49,550
♪ Im gonna break it down
Im gonna break it down ♪
1483
01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:51,950
♪ And then Im gonna stop ♪
1484
01:23:53,250 --> 01:23:55,050
♪ Back to the beat ♪
1485
01:23:55,150 --> 01:23:58,650
♪ Oh, pretty, pretty girl
look so fine ♪
1486
01:23:58,750 --> 01:24:01,650
I almost took my own head off
After you, boy
1487
01:24:01,650 --> 01:24:03,650
Okay
1488
01:24:03,750 --> 01:24:06,750
Air ball!
1489
01:24:06,850 --> 01:24:09,350
You’ll get the other half
when the job is done
1490
01:24:15,250 --> 01:24:17,150
What do you mean half?
1491
01:24:17,150 --> 01:24:18,250
♪ Make it feel nice ♪
1492
01:24:18,350 --> 01:24:19,550
♪ No more strife ♪
1493
01:24:19,650 --> 01:24:20,850
♪ Make you my wife ♪
1494
01:24:20,950 --> 01:24:26,050
♪ Baby, I would make
your dreams come true ♪
1495
01:24:37,750 --> 01:24:40,350
Tyrone, is that you?
1496
01:24:40,550 --> 01:24:43,550
- My grandmother used to baby-sit you
- No, that ain’t me
1497
01:24:43,650 --> 01:24:46,750
TT, you peed in the bed
till you were 15 years old
1498
01:24:46,850 --> 01:24:48,150
I know you remember me
1499
01:24:58,050 --> 01:25:00,950
Goodbye, peace out!
Southside!
1500
01:25:05,850 --> 01:25:07,750
♪ To be with you ♪
1501
01:25:07,850 --> 01:25:09,950
♪ Yes, girl ♪
1502
01:25:10,050 --> 01:25:11,150
♪ Yes, girl ♪
1503
01:25:11,250 --> 01:25:13,450
♪ And they say,
"Oh, you're so picky-picky" ♪
1504
01:25:13,450 --> 01:25:14,750
♪ "Why you no it, he said ♪
1505
01:25:14,750 --> 01:25:15,850
♪ I wanna sticky-sticky ♪
1506
01:25:15,850 --> 01:25:17,750
Damn, your tittys hanging out
1507
01:25:20,350 --> 01:25:21,850
Little bitty titty
1508
01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:24,050
Don’t be selfish I gotta smoke, too
1509
01:25:24,150 --> 01:25:26,850
I gotta make some brownies
and some muffins and...
1510
01:25:26,950 --> 01:25:29,350
You know what?
You’re just being greedy now
1511
01:25:29,350 --> 01:25:30,750
All right
No, go on in
1512
01:25:30,850 --> 01:25:32,650
Take it, take it
Just take the whole bag
1513
01:25:32,650 --> 01:25:36,250
Damn good try
Mm-hmm
1514
01:25:36,350 --> 01:25:38,950
I take those two Benjamin’s
whenever you’re ready
1515
01:25:38,950 --> 01:25:41,850
If you gotta take your pants off first,
to get into your pockets,
1516
01:25:41,850 --> 01:25:43,850
hey, player, I understand
1517
01:25:43,950 --> 01:25:46,650
Huh! Huh, huh, huh!
Huh, huh, huh!
1518
01:25:46,650 --> 01:25:48,050
Huh! Huh!
1519
01:25:48,850 --> 01:25:51,750
Uh, oh, yeah
Look at me
1520
01:25:51,850 --> 01:25:52,850
Yeah!
1521
01:25:53,050 --> 01:25:54,150
Yeah?
1522
01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:56,850
Boom, doo-chah-doo, doo-chah-doo
That’s how mine sounds
1523
01:25:56,950 --> 01:26:00,450
Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo
Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo
1524
01:26:00,550 --> 01:26:03,050
Doo-cha, doo...
dayoh...
1525
01:26:03,150 --> 01:26:04,950
doo-cha, doo-te-doo
1526
01:26:18,350 --> 01:26:20,450
♪ Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin' around ♪
1527
01:26:20,650 --> 01:26:22,850
♪ Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin’ around ♪
1528
01:26:22,950 --> 01:26:25,650
♪ Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin’ around ♪
1529
01:26:25,650 --> 01:26:27,750
♪ Jump around, jump around ♪
1530
01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:29,950
♪ Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin’ around ♪
1531
01:26:30,150 --> 01:26:32,350
♪ Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin’ around ♪
1532
01:26:32,550 --> 01:26:35,150
♪ Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin’ around ♪
1533
01:26:35,250 --> 01:26:37,550
♪ Jump around, jump around ♪
1534
01:26:59,450 --> 01:27:01,850
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
1535
01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:03,850
♪ Girl, don't make that booty clap ♪
1536
01:27:03,950 --> 01:27:05,650
♪ Don't make that booty clap ♪
1537
01:27:05,750 --> 01:27:07,650
♪ We gonna make that booty clap ♪
1538
01:27:07,750 --> 01:27:09,250
♪ Gonna make that booty clap ♪
1539
01:27:09,350 --> 01:27:11,050
♪ Girl, don't make that booty clap ♪
1540
01:27:11,150 --> 01:27:12,950
♪ Don't make that booty clap ♪
1541
01:27:13,050 --> 01:27:14,850
♪ We gonna make that booty clap ♪
1542
01:27:14,950 --> 01:27:16,250
♪ Gonna make that booty... ♪
1543
01:27:39,050 --> 01:27:41,050
♪ Comin' at ya! ♪
1544
01:27:52,850 --> 01:27:55,050
♪ I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top ♪
1545
01:27:55,150 --> 01:27:57,450
♪ And I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop ♪
1546
01:27:57,550 --> 01:27:59,950
♪ Comin' to your town
to invade your block ♪
1547
01:27:59,950 --> 01:28:02,350
♪ We ride from the hood,
taking over your spot ♪
1548
01:28:02,450 --> 01:28:04,650
♪ I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top ♪
1549
01:28:04,750 --> 01:28:07,150
♪ I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop ♪
1550
01:28:07,250 --> 01:28:09,750
♪ Comin’ to your town
to invade your block ♪
1551
01:28:09,850 --> 01:28:11,950
♪ We ride from the hood,
taking over your spot ♪
1552
01:28:12,050 --> 01:28:14,750
♪ Follow me
while I take you on an odyssey ♪
1553
01:28:14,850 --> 01:28:17,150
♪ I'm hittin' dollars, see,
can't nothin’ bother me ♪
1554
01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:19,250
♪ Green grass, yeah,
blowin’ on the hood ♪
1555
01:28:19,250 --> 01:28:21,650
♪ Million-dollar caddy,
call me Tiger Woods ♪
1556
01:28:21,750 --> 01:28:24,050
♪ I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top ♪
1557
01:28:24,150 --> 01:28:26,450
♪ I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop ♪
1558
01:28:26,550 --> 01:28:28,950
♪ Comin’ to your town
to invade your block ♪
1559
01:28:28,950 --> 01:28:31,950
♪ Yo, we ride from the hood,
takin’ over your spot ♪
1560
01:29:49,950 --> 01:29:54,550
♪ She's so cinematic ♪
1561
01:29:54,550 --> 01:29:56,750
♪ She's turned me to an addict ♪
1562
01:29:56,850 --> 01:29:59,350
♪ Got me addicted to her ♪
1563
01:29:59,350 --> 01:30:03,250
♪ To her, to her, to her ♪
1564
01:30:03,250 --> 01:30:09,050
♪ To her, to her, to her, to her ♪
1565
01:30:09,150 --> 01:30:10,950
♪ She's so cinematic ♪
1566
01:30:11,150 --> 01:30:13,550
♪ She's so cinematic ♪
1567
01:30:13,650 --> 01:30:15,750
♪ She's turned me to an addict ♪
1568
01:30:15,850 --> 01:30:18,450
♪ Got me addicted to her ♪
1569
01:30:18,450 --> 01:30:21,050
♪ To her, to her, to her ♪
1570
01:30:21,150 --> 01:30:23,250
♪ To her, to her, to her, to her ♪
1571
01:30:27,050 --> 01:30:29,050
♪ We came to set the party off ♪
1572
01:30:29,150 --> 01:30:30,950
♪ I came to set the party off ♪
1573
01:30:31,050 --> 01:30:33,050
♪ You came to set the party off ♪
1574
01:30:33,150 --> 01:30:35,750
♪ Get a pimp, get a girl... ♪
1575
01:30:35,850 --> 01:30:37,650
♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪
1576
01:30:37,850 --> 01:30:39,750
♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪
1577
01:30:39,950 --> 01:30:41,550
♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪
1578
01:30:41,650 --> 01:30:43,650
♪ We came to set the party off ♪
1579
01:30:43,750 --> 01:30:44,750
♪ You flossin'? ♪
1580
01:30:44,750 --> 01:30:45,750
♪ I'm flossin' ♪
1581
01:30:45,850 --> 01:30:46,850
♪ You flossin'? ♪
1582
01:30:46,950 --> 01:30:47,950
♪ I'm flossin' ♪
1583
01:30:47,950 --> 01:30:48,950
♪ You flossin'? ♪
1584
01:30:49,050 --> 01:30:50,950
♪ I'm flossin' ♪
1585
01:30:51,050 --> 01:30:52,150
♪ Do you like what I'm seeing'? ♪
1586
01:30:52,250 --> 01:30:54,050
♪ Mix up the black
and the white Puerto Rican ♪
1587
01:30:54,150 --> 01:30:55,350
♪ Even some European ♪
1588
01:30:55,450 --> 01:30:57,550
♪ You talk about the man,
I'll beat 'im ♪
1589
01:30:57,750 --> 01:30:59,550
♪ You talk about the man,
I'll beat 'im ♪
1590
01:31:05,750 --> 01:31:08,850
♪ We do it big, we do it big,
we do it big, we do it big ♪
1591
01:31:08,850 --> 01:31:11,550
♪ We do it big, we do it big,
we do it big ♪
1592
01:31:11,650 --> 01:31:13,750
♪ We ain't done, son ♪
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