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Achoo! Lazy bastard get out of

bed! Who bastardOut and about. We'll

break the door down. Ah

I'll kill you! Come here!

don't worry. Uncle, you don't

understand. You should see yourself in a

mirror. All right, all right, all right

You better look out for the... Ah

Well, I don't like shouting at you, but

you do make... How can I make you see

sense?That's why she'll be nice to you.

Well, that would be a change. This isn't

always my fault, although you think it

is. Look at you. Look like you crawled

out of bed. You're always a disgrace. You

should work, not sleep, like the book

says. Oh, what book's that?The fuchsia.

Didn't you say books can't teach anything?

Ohh You see a girl and lose control. What

the hell's got into you?And you don't

waste time on women.

Let's you learn about later. Ah

All arranged?Got everything?Yes, I have.

You got

it. Stupid fool.

There you are. It's a nice party. You got

all we need?Yes. Go on.

Uncle. Is it true sex is bad

for you?Come on.

Matthew, what have you got?

We're selling hair today. Hair today,

and go tomorrow, and go to the Tianyang

Gang Charity, accepting

donations.

Ah, choice over this. Hair today, hair

today. Hair today, hair today.

We don't need our hair. You're lying.

It's useless.

Now I got the goose. Ohh I know what.

Come on.

Check everyone out. Anyone who's got no

hair, beat him.

One's missing.

Ah, there it is. What are you doing?

Hey, get away from me. Hey,

that isn't your money. Oh, you've got

no hair too. got no hair. Hey, this

tree stalker here. Jesus, I'm gonna buy

it from us. Oh,

uh.. .

Hey, Uncle Hare, look at this lot.

Now you show him yours.

Huh

He doesn't have. Get him! Ohh

I

didn't have any joy.

Oh, baby oil.

Nothing?

Huh

ohh Oh,

for the nice party. I've got to get

going. Where's my goose?

Next time, it'll be your turn.

Hey, it really made me mad having a kick

through that. Hey, what is it?

I'm here to cook, at least that's what

your boss heard me for. Hey,

you know what to do. Oh, I know, I know

What's it to be, roast or boiled?I

actually knew the rules. There's money to

be made. Some mighty big profit. But you

want to share them with me?Money?One,

two, three, I can't even count. Dip to

you. I don't think so. Oh yeah?You

bastardYou don't fool me. Again?

Who are you?The chef at the paella

restaurant. The chef?Uh, assistant, chef.

Take him in. Good. Follow me.

Bastard here's the kitchen. You're really

as dumb as they tell me, huhWe're

both working for someone else, so I pick

on me. HuhNo water?You can

fetch water yourself. The well isn't far.

It's only a hundred staff. I'll get some.

Not quite used to it.

Thank you. Coming. Someone here from

Powell's restaurant?Yes, there is.

HuhOh, the beef's

delicious.

Chef, are you ready?Very soon, very soon.

I'd like beef broth and dumplings. Of

course, I'll get some water first. No

water?Yes. Okay,

fix the water.

Chef, perhaps you should teach me more.

That's easy, but it's rather mucky now.

I'll cook your broth a little bit later.

Ohh All right, that's good.

Thanks a lot.

oh

okay keep an eye on things I've gone

after a while I'm busy hey it's

for our too something goes wrong he'll

blame you

I'll take care of it for you

umm Is it

boil?It's boil.

Thank you. A boat worker's here, so let's

be friends. Do you want some?Oh,

Natalie. Our chin might find out about

it. Let me take it.

Hey. Is it

ready?Ready.

Mmm, it's good. A

bit salty. Tastes very nice. It's

nice?Impossible. What do

you mean?Nothing. What do you want to eat?

No, I don't want anything. You've got a

wreck now. Oh,

what's that?I don't know what it

is. Who gives a damn?

where's the cloud oh thank you

oh dark over there

ohh you again of course it's me don't

look like someone else you're you are you

are you I'm gonna what's the noteUh,

he tricked me. We can't afford any

trouble now. Get ready, Golden Tiger.

Mr. Kim is here!

Nate?

Nate?Sit

down. They're ready. Yes.

Brother, when you invited me last time,

the wine was watered. Much stronger wine

tonight. OhhWhat kind of white

rats?I don't know the brand.

They assured me it was very strong.

Cheers!

Cheers!

Ah

the fire! Ohh

Sorry, Barry! Oh, the fire, oh!

Hey, that's mine!

How wonderful!

ohh

Brother Ted, while we're all here, it's a

good time to discuss your father and

my father's rather large inheritance.

The treasure is what we both gotta share.

Each has only one piece of the map. If we

don't go together, nobody will find the

treasure. You've

gotta find, it's just the facts.

Once we have it, how will we split it?

You just leave it to me. I know how.

This is for you.

That's for you. Please. Now

that's quite fair. Hope you enjoy it.

Ohh Come on, eat up. Thank you.

Now, let me tell you, the Golden Tiger

Gang has grown enormously these past few

years. We control a vast area.

Even some other gangs have asked to team

up with us. But I've got my own lads to

care for. My... My offer's

70 to 30. 70-30?

Brother Gin, what do you say?

Is that fair?All right. I'll

take 70. Oh, that's

reasonable. Say, 60-40.

Hey, I'm not asking much. Sounds more

reasonable. You talk too much.

I'll just take 70. Brother.

I got 70, you 30. No

way. I want 60. I want 70. I want 70.

60. 70. 70. You want that?The gill's off.

All right, you are. Till we meet again.

What can I do now?Stay out of it. Getout.

Huh

A pal, got to keep your promise. Oh, I

can't do it. Later on. I'm not interested

in it later on. I want it now.

Watch it. HuhWatch it. Yes.

Let's go out now.

What is it?You said watch it. I just want

to watch the fire. Now keep watching me.

Half of you. Oh, I've got you.

My dear, how old are you?I am

22. You're 22?That's right. Born in the

year of the goat. I'm the year of the

tiger. Ohh Now,

tiger catches goats. Uncle,

why are the goats crazy about you?Because

I look after them. I look

after them as well. Why don't any of them

like me?Hey, I have a particular

method. you see a girl, use your eyes

to signal to her. Ohh And you

smile at her. And if she smiles back at

you, then you'll be in business.

What's wrong?Take the food out of her.

Oh,

yeah. I'm afraid we might have to fight.

Look at that already. In that

case. Why waste time's not here?

Calm down, don't fight, it'll be all

right. Please, calm down,

calm down.

Go on, drink it.

Why are you standing there?

Stupid bastardLooks like someone else.

hey how are you now

hey I'm feeling terribly tired there's

only the fried rice left to cook oh do it

for me huh all right I'm going home

of course you must be tired cause we're a

man uh out of working cooking

all right all right thank you for dinner

Well, I'm afraid when we

talk, we end up arguing.

Yeah. You had no right. Don't leave. No.

My dear. Tell him not to leave yet.

Raise your drink more.

Cheers.

Madam. Ah

Madam.

What's your name?Oh, I'm Martin.

Can you do it much faster?Oh, oh, faster.

Yes, I can. But not fast enough for you.

I'll be waiting. Ohh

I better go to the kitchen first. The

kitchen's gonna wait. You come with me.

You can come with me. Oh, I'll just sell

you my body. Hey, what are you doing?All

right, we'll do it now. Come on. You can

scream in bed. What is it, madam?Uh,

madam?You son of a bitch

I've got a score to settle with you. You

leave mistress alone, you hear?HuhShe's

trying to sit asleep. What's

that?UhOh, madam, did you... What are you

doing?Beat him!

oh

What do you think you're doing?How many

of you are just poor bad?Ohh It's not

that he attack misses. He deserves it.

Shut up! Get out! All

right, come on, everybody out. Why did

you stop them?He was trying to rape me.

Did you lose anything?

Not a thing. Then forget it. He's had too

much to drink. Better leave him be.

Careful.

Don't do that. You're

crazy. If he wakes up, we'll be in big

trouble. Our Brian is ready to go

into effect. Remember what I told you?You

mean that-- I've suspected you two for a

long time. Now I've finally

got the evidence. You've been unfaithful

to me. What can you do to me?No man can

tolerate that. His wife

belongs to them. You're my

good friend.

You're an offense.

you!

You

Hey, brother, we don't need you anymore.

he's the one with the T-bot

uh-huh

T-Boy over here do you remember

what you said it's all in here

fortune don't speak so

loudly someone might hear you

I burgled wank face last night and stole

his jewelry and now the police captain

has offered her award of 20,000 gold

ounces don't worry we're

friends I'd never turn you into the

police for the money they wouldn't give

it to you I don't have the jewelry I got

rid of it I sold it to a fence already

last night

it could be anywhere we can't search all

the antique shops he's right

I saw him put all the jewelry into one

particular antique why don't you show

that to the police captain ah

10,000 ounces I'm rich

it's a small fortune

I gotcha uh-huh

Hey, be careful, will ya?That's a very

valuable family heirloom. Hey, take it

easy, easy, easy. Yes, sir.

What does he think he's doing?He's gotta

be more careful.

Mister?Morning, what can I do

for you?I reckon you're gonna be a rich

man. Really?

Why'd you say that?My master is crazy.

Ohh Lately he's taken to smashing

antiques. Ohh He says he likes the sound.

Ohh He's smashed up all the antiques

we've got at home. Now he says

he's gonna smash up those in all the

shops. Oh what for?'Cause he likes

smashing up antiques. Ohh I'd better

close my shop down.

Why bother to close?He'll pay you.

He always pays for all he smashes. Ohh

Charge him the moon if you want to. He

always pays. Here

he is. I'll go. I don't want to embarrass

him.

Oh, mister, I

didn't know. Of course you didn't. There

are lots of things you didn't know. Hey,

where's your stuff?Stuff?Oh, it's all

over everywhere in my shop. Why not look

around and see if there's anything you

like?I'm sure I'll find something. I

just put it all on the bill.

What do you got in here?Uh, just hay.

He's hiding something.

Nothing. Good.

Perhaps it's here. Uh, that one. I

thought you don't really have anything.

Uh, that's right, that one's sealed.

There's nothing inside. I only like

trusting the evidence of my

own eyes. There's nothing in it. One

horse. Ah,

perhaps it is this one. Uh, that's

expensive. Cost a thousand. There's

nothing. I got ten thousand gold ounces.

I don't care if it is up but

oh nothing there well

can't be found easily else the reward

wouldn't be big I'll find it it's around

here somewhere

Tiger, lion, let me see which is

stronger. Ah

Neither of

them.

No way! These are valuable Family Ell.

Family Ell?Uh, can I have a look?Yes.

Uh, no, I mean, no, I don't want you to

smash these. All right, I won't smash

them. I just want to climb up there.

Oh, you're fast. What if I add so what?

All right. A player!

Ohhhope they're not damaged. Oh,

they're all right. Master, what can I

do?You fool, he's ruined me. He's

broken everything. And now I've

got to pay the doctor.

Hey, here's your family heirlooms. Oh,

that's good. They're still intact. Oh, my

God, I'm ruined.

Well, here. If I don't find it, I get no

reward. mister

if you had enough do you mind paying the

bill what bill that's all for today

be back tomorrow what you can't do that I

can if I want

huh Captain

I got a report there's a disturbance

going on here that's true then I did it

and why did you do it

Looking for the jewelry. The jewelry, huh

Where is it?Uh..

Can't find it. Captain, he, uh..

Shut up! I'll handle it.

Have you paid with all the damages yet?

Oh, 'cause I got no reward. Oh, but this

bill... A credit. Credit?

You'd better call your heels behind bars,

I think. Well...

No, no, no

Captain.

Get back. I know this

man. I'll vouch for him. Huh Why not let

him go, so he can get money to pay

damages?Captain,

please give me a chance. ohh Please give

him a chance. Let

him go. Young man, I'll be

waiting at the shop come nightfall. You

haven't got the money. You'll be doing a

long stretch inside. Why?'Cause you

deserve it. Come on.

Thank you, master. Look for the money.

Yes.

Ah, thank you for coming here. You're

really most welcome. I had no choice.

I want... You want some money?

What's your name?Chachin. Please come in.

What's this?A camera. A

photo!

yeah I don't want you to muddle. Don't be

stupid. Who wants to find a special

pretty picture?All right, I'll take one.

Just the stuff you're making more

trouble. Take the money and go.

There's two. How tall are you?

Hey,

look over here!

All right! Come here.

Yo Chao Chin. Yes?How old are you?I'm

20. Where do you work?Bars restaurant.

How much do you get?Six dollars. How much

do you want?Six thousand. What's

that?Six thousand. Six times

six comes to 36, and then 48, eight times

eight, and then there's interest.

Hey, you'll be paying for 80 years. Don't

worry. It's my fortune. I'm gonna be

rich. Lift to 100. TT. Yeah?

Look after this guy. Okay. He's nuts.

Is he your godfather?EhThat's

right. That man is my godfather,

French emperor. Emperor

Napoleon. He didn't

trust anyone. Kick that out. Now

you go. Uncle, give me

my photo.

Fortune, in this life there isn't

any money that comes easy. Ohh

Uncle, it isn't easy, but I heard some

customers mention something. They were at

that table. And I left this

behind when they went away. You take a

look. How about the mail?Thank you.

60 cents, sir. ha ha

we got you uh thank you come

again all right see you tomorrow take

care now uncle uncle

i want some money money

all right

not enough not enough it's

not it's not if you're in big

trouble you're on your own lad

Help me. If I hadn't smashed all those

things, I wouldn't have to have all this

money.

Oh, what's wrong?

Still not enough?How much more do you

need?I shouldn't be helping you. But I'm

your uncle, so I must. This money?Take

it. With money, I get to sleep at night.

Without it, I get to sleep nights too.

Uncle, you need it to build a house.

For a house, for my funeral.

I promise I'll pay you back. What are you

sitting here for?Don't settle your debt.

Ohh

I'm a gank. Old man,

be careful. Bastard you just ran out of

luck. Don't say you bully it,

old man, that's fine.

That guy was asking for it. Let's go and

have a drink. Come on.

HuhWhere's my money?Where's my

money?It's all gone. Money has

got it. There's nothing more important

than money. Men will kill for the sake of

money. They'll cheat, betray. When they

don't have it, they want it.

You're right. Huh, if you agree to do a

job for me, then all this

will be yours.

What do you say?

It's the deal. Hey, you haven't asked me

what it is yet. I don't mind, I just want

your money. You should be so connoiving.

Oh yeah, you taught me that. Money's the

thing. Money makes the work around.

Man'll do anything for money. He'll kill,

he'll cheat, he'll betray for money.

that's great that's great let him

take the money off to the antique shop

man is responsible for a lot of misery I

wasn't greedy I wouldn't have smashed all

those antiques on the other hand without

it you're finished it's essential

I've been in jail I bust up your antique

shop it's all my fault this is for the

damages all right

captainsorry to have troubled you it's

all my fault go and buy yourself a drink

no need uncle i took all your savings

i am sorry but half

of it is yours

uh that's it that's it you're 20

years old already i know that but still

got power oh oh thank you

captain i'm going now hold it

huh thank you for all the money

But in the end, it's not going to be of

any use to it. Because you

can't use any of it. It's

treasury money.

But I must say, I'm delighted to see it.

Because it's proof positive that you're

guilty of theft. Huh

Soldiers. Listen. Arrest him. Don't

let him get away. Hey, follow me.

This way.

Come on.

Dear God. I am Chao Chin. I was just

passing by. Please forgive me. Let me

rest here for a while. I'll leave here as

soon as it starts.

Can you do me a favor?If anyone comes

along, wake me straight away.

I

don't want to be tied in with murder. I'm

just running from my death. You didn't

bother to wake me, and now there's a

corpse. And you two, why didn't you wake

me straight away?Why'd you keep opening

your mouth for, ehYou

want me to be arrested for murder?

What can I do with it now?Hope I can

disappear somehow. What's the point?

Huh

Come on, over here. Come on. Open up.

Open the door. Open

up. Guys, come on, open up. Oh,

right there, that's it. What earth are

you doing?We came here to look for that

guy. Hey, I've been here all along.

Don't go away in our hat and off you go.

Oh, yes sir, yes sir. Come on, Les. Over

here, come on.

Ohh

ah your hat mister thank you

master the madam wants you back home oh

please

this way

I know the way

you all know what you gotta do now

there's a big reward for those who do

well today

I'm a champion killer I've never been

known to fail bye

Mother, you better say your prayers.

Ohh

hmm Why are you staring at master?

Master, you're about ready, go in.

Master.

What would I do?

You can leave, yes?

Ah

Master, please take off your pen. Huh

Master, please raise your arm.

Master, please lift your leg.

Master, who would you like to massage you

today?I think I'll have the usual. Umm

Sexy, it's your turn.

yeah Good, that's good. Master, you

want me to do the usual?

Cost, cost!

ohh You trying to murder me?

You said you wanted to use you all. Hey,

so what do you call the usual?Master,

what's the matter?Ah, Stacy,

didn't you give him his massage?I was

just gonna give him the usual. All right,

all right, forget it. Master,

no. Yeah, yeah, you

can go. Yes.

Master.

Master now.

Master, you've been out the whole day.

You must be tired.

Let's go to bed. Eh

Master, I really didn't want to do it,

but I didn't have a choice. I was at the

temple and found them dead, so I changed

into his clothes. I don't believe it.

Really?I'll do it again. Please let me

go. Why don't you carry on being him?

You do look like him. You enjoy yourself.

Dressed as him?What's wrong?

You have plenty to eat and lots of lovely

girls. I still prefer to be myself.

I think I'd better be going.

If I tell my boys you kill Big Brother

yourself, they'll eat you alive. And even

if you do get away, you need money.

You've got to pay the damages. So you

have no choice. You gotta stay. Uh,

you had it planned all along. I'll help

you. If you listen to me, dress up as

Sim. Everything now belongs to you.

Everything?

Except her.

So why do you say everything?

Hey, who smiled at you?

take him out sir

master are you all right you really

are so good to be our master you're the

best there is watch in

censor men over here is protection oh

yes

well what's going on who started it it's

an accident accident maybe the killer

will strike again uh we've

doubled the guard don't you worry

remember you're a big brother now you've

got to act big with the boys

ah

New truck, Barbie.

This is cool.

Careful.

Noah, I'm full. Huh

You're full?You had enough.

Seven, clear the table.

Yeah!

ah

Please.

You gotta tell. Brother Lou about it?The

story goes back a long way. Traces to

our ancestors. Right down to my father

and Kim's father. Ohh

Kim says I want to kill me

I'll help you but you will have to pay

for my services I want Kim's share for

myself huh

it's done good very good when

do we do it

Tonight. They're coming, sir. Just wait

here. Thank

you. Thank you.

Master, your room's all ready for you,

sir. They've already got

lots of their men in place. You better

look after me. Don't worry.

Hey, heyWhere's Liu Taiyin?Take it easy.

There he is.

If the treasure map he delivers is

authentic, you can drink with him. Then

throw your glass on the floor. Oh, I

understand. Throw it on the floor.

ohh

Master Pi has come. He's waiting for you.

Please. Waiter.

Everything ready?It's all set.

Master, if the treasure map he brings is

the authentic one, then don't forget.

Throw your glasses. Right.

Please.

You wait outside. Yes.

Please.

Brother, seems like today you're really

serious. Serious.

You I'm sure. All right. Ow!

All

right.

Please sure nothing happened.

You keep it. I'll go now. I'll see you

later at home. I can't handle him. Come

and help me. Help

me! Quickly!

Help me!

Huh

Where's your brother?He's gone back out.

I'll keep this. Hmm

Did you get it?

I don't care what it is you're doing with

the brother. Just hand over the map to

me. You can fool

me. Don't you play any tricks. Ohh I

wouldn't dream of it. Kaito ye died a

long time ago, you see. I'm not Kaito ye.

You think you're my child?You don't

believe me?

Achoo! Achoo!UhDon't

you recognize me, Cha Chenepa's

restaurant?Oh, oh.

I know you. He said he

knows me. Go on,

you tell him.

He's my big brother. Huh

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Big brother.

It's my fault.

Huh

It's yours. Read it.

Big Brother, you ordered me to kill the

mistress. I did as you said.

Aim off?Liu Te Ying is just an

incompetent fool. Why didn't you tell him

you weren't the real Tiger Tee?He's an

idiot. He'd have believed you. Huh

I tell you, there's no need to be afraid

of him. We'll get rid of him for good.

What's that?Trying to kill me.

It's in the letter. Go on.

You don't have

a thing. I can't read this.

Afraid. Ohh Don't be

afraid of him. Don't

worry about the money. I'll keep it

until you get back. You've got a really

good plan. You're my big

brother. Also...

Also.. Go on. Kill that

old bastardDon't even bury the fool.

Let the dogs chew him over.

You, you're so

close. Uncle!

Uncle! Archon?No!He's dead already. He's

at the temple. Deaf, this time tell ye.

You gave me all your money, remember?

Your entire life savings. Life

savings?Ah, yeah. Hey, don't talk

so much. Is he your nephew?

He's my uncle, all right?

He is not my nephew. You can

do whatever you want. No, I'll go. I've

got that. Ohh

Oh, oh,

oh, oh.

There's nothing in it.

Unless he changed it.

OhhDon't give a damn who you are.

But you asked me to come and help you.

And then return them with my share.

Ohh Don't worry.

I'm not going to kill you yet. So you're

worth a deal.

If you want to stay alive, sit nice and

quiet till I get back.

How dare you charge him with something

like that. How dare you blame me. You're

the one who got me into this.

Ohh

I thought Big Brother had got it all

worked out. He ordered me to get the map

and kill everyone. Where's the map?

Here.

Where?

Let's get rid of him. Right. Uncle, I'm

really hungry. Let's get food. We'll go

home first. I can. I'll start at them.

Let's eat now. Oh, very well. Typical

Jew. Why not home?Oh, come on.

Waiter. Yes?Give me some tea. Take some

mind, will you?And some bread. Hey, some

bread.

Thank you.

You're a grown-up man now. I won't punish

you nor raise my voice. Simple question.

Why do you always make trouble?What do

you do it for?What for?

Uncle, you tell me this. You've been

working very hard lately, cooking meals

for so many people. What for?Ohh Very

simple. Everyone has got an ambition in

life. I wish to own my own flat, drive a

car to and from work, with a six-week

holiday, and travel overseas.

Well, I'm similar to you. I want to buy a

flat where I prefer to pay cash, have two

cars, two chauffeurs. I wouldn't work,

go where I wanted. You

mean be a millionaire?Hey,

uh-chin, are you rich?You made a

fortune. Why didn't you tell me?I'd

adopted you as my son. I did give you all

my life savings. I've left everything in

my will to you. It's all in your name.

But you could be so selfish. Look at

yourself. I mean that. I'm not. Don't

deny it. Look at yourself. You

see?You see the eyes?Ohh

Look at yourself. See, it isn't so. I'm

not bad looking. Look at your nose. Nose?

It's bigger than a 747. Where's your map?

That's a very old story. I know about

that. Where's the map?

HuhA wedding certificate. You

were fooling me. Hey, you won't get away.

Come out.

This is the real treasure map, you know.

Here. He says it's a fake. Stand up.

I'm his uncle. Hey,

you know where the real map is?That's the

real map. You trying to fool me?No.

You value your life and lose the map

right away.

My nephew. Is this a genuine map?

Uncle, you look a fool. I'm gonna fix

this guy for good. Now get out. Watch

me!

Two fingers! Get the ajibbera!

Here!

yeah

Uncle, much more of this. We'll better be

finished. Easy, easy. Let me show you the

way. I'll rest you fight, I fight you

rest. One at a time. Right, you go first.

Uncle, it was your turn to fight, now

it's my turn to rest. Now you go...

Uncle, isn't it my turn to rest?Both our

turns, okay?

Hutchin! Come out here! Fight him! Don't

give him a break!

Don't let him race!

Don't let

him race!

Help me! I'm busy!

Hey! Hey Get

out of the way! Hey!

Hey Get together!

You better hand over the treasure map.

Otherwise, I'm gonna kill you. Even

if you kill me, you still ain't getting

the map. So I don't get it. I'll stillkill

you. Ohh

Uncle,

what are you doing?Pick it up. Pick it

all up. We're gonna be away. Hurry up.

All right, mate.

Uncle, I got it.

What's that, what's that?This bat can't

be put together.

ah Why didn't you mention it earlier, you

fu- one?I thought you'd shout

at me.