All language subtitles for The.Taming.of.the.Shrewd.2.2023.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH-HI

[jaunty music playing]

[music fades]

[Patryk] You ready?

Uh-huh, I think I've got it all.

[Patryk] Are you sure?
Got your plane ticket?

Patryk, I'm going to accept an award,

not see the guy who cheated on me.

[Patryk] No, I know.

Can't they just mail you the award?

[chuckles] It's... It's just really cool,
seeing all your dreams come true.

I know people are talking.

Well, who cares? Let them talk.
Gossip is all they do in Podhale.

Just ignore them.

[Kasia] I'll make sure
to call you every day.

[chuckles] Wow, really?
It's a different time zone.

To me, it makes no difference.

[laughs] Well... Got your return ticket?

[groans] How many times must I say it?
He won't show up.

- [Patryk] Are you sure?
- [Kasia] Bob? Give it a rest.

Well, you've got the ticket right there.
Why don't you just make sure?

- Can we get going?
- You're the one that's stalling!

America isn't that far away! I mean,
it's only three days. I don't understand.

[groans] Three days?

[Kasia] It's a week, Patryk.
I'm only gone for a week. You'll survive.

[jazz playing]

THE TAMING OF THE SHREWD 2

OR MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING

[music stops]

[bell rings]

[jaunty music playing]

[whinnying]

COUPLES' SLEIGH RACE

[jaunty music continues]

[Patryk] Congratulations, gentlemen.

Second place is not bad at all.

Even third place makes it to the podium.
[laughs] You guys are lucky, though.

You won't stand a chance
against my Golden Arrow.

- Where would that arrow of yours be?
- [Patryk] In the repair shop.

In two weeks' time, you'll finally
get a chance to meet the true champion.

- And who's that?
- Me, of course! The new gazda.

You're not much of a gazda
without a woman.

You're funny. Very, very funny.

Come on, come on. This man is delusional.

- [Franek] So?
- Ah, don't worry.

They're good, but honestly,
they're all going down.

- [Franek laughs]
- Next time, I'll be champion.

Hell yeah!

Patryk, you know that you...

You can always count on me.

I know, Franek.

Always.

- I swear!
- [Patryk groans]

[men singing in harmony]

- [man 1] Franek's coming.
- [man 2] And where are they?

- [man 1] They're coming!
- [Jędruś] Of course they are. [laughs]

- [Wacuś] Hey!
- [Jędruś] Hey!

Look at him, driving that sleigh
like a true gazda! Yeah!

Oh, yeah. I don't know
if I'd go that far, to be fair. [laughs]

Wait. You're saying my Franek can't drive?

[chuckles] Well, he'll never win if that's
how he's gonna be holding the reins.

If he's gonna be driving the sleigh
like that to the baptism,

we'll need to bring in a coachman
from Morskie Oko. No doubt about it.

There's still time.

Will you reconsider it?

Save yourself and us from the shame.
You don't want to cancel the baptism.

I told you it's gonna be
Kasia and Patryk. Accept it!

[sighs]

- [man 1] Come here.
- No, keep your distance.

- [man 1] Come here!
- Keep your distance.

- Over here, my friend.
- No, no, no, I said keep your distance.

- Come on, Patryk.
- [Patryk] No, no. No. No. No, no, no.

- [man 1] Don't cry. Don't cry.
- I'm begging you, get off!

Really. Just let me go!
You'll poke my eye out. I don't like this.

It's starting now, huh? [chuckles]

What do you mean, it's starting?

I mean, look.
It seems like people are starting to talk.

- [Patryk] Stop! I don't need this.
- Have you heard anyone talking?

[Patryk] No, no, no.

Hi. Uh, praise the Lord.

- Praise the Lord.
- Praise the Lord.

- [Patryk] All right, seriously...
- You'll find another woman!

Hey! Go away!
All right, I'm leaving. Let me go!

Well... [sniffs]

What's up with that baptism? Huh?

I don't know. What's up with it?

Um, I've heard that, uh,
it was getting canceled, no?

[tense music playing]

Well, so is it still happening then,
or is it not?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, why wouldn't it?
Baptism is still happening.

Well, I don't usually
follow gossip like this,

but they say Kasia went to America
to get back together with that Bob guy.

Yeah, well.

Oh, I get it now. You are canceling it.

You know what?
You were supposed to keep your mouth shut.

Have you talked? Have you?

- Whoa, what do you mean?
- Who else? You did talk!

- It was you!
- I talked?

Well, you've been yapping your head off!
Everybody could hear you.

[jaunty music playing]

[music stops]

- [man] Whose shack is that?
- [chuckles] Grandpa Jasiek's!

In the '70s, he used this place
to stash clothes and other goods

all the way from Austria.

Ah, a hustler's hideout. Great.

Oh, no, no, no. A smuggler's!

He then worked at NASA where he developed
a ground-breaking system for shuttles.

He figured out how to fly
using only two wires rather than three.

[laughs] After that,
his pension was killer.

A killer pension, huh?

I've seen a couple of estimates
for my pension.

It might just be the thing to kill me.

Therefore, we need our own side hustle.

This place is perfect.

Not anymore.

- A bear came through.
- What bear? They're hibernating.

Uh, I guess it woke up.

[tense music playing]

Nah, it must've been a groundhog.
Don't freak out.

Grab those boxes.

- [tense music continues]
- [man exhales]

[Franek] Um, does Maryla know
about your new storehouse?

[man] She personally asked me to find it.

[Franek] What's wrong with the old one?

This is priceless cargo that wouldn't
have been safe in the old storehouse.

A Goral, plus a carnival, plus Litworówka.

- Get it?
- Mm, no.

Mm, yes

[sighs] At home, would you let your
newborn baby anywhere near a matchbook?

- Well, no.
- See? Grab it.

Hey, hey!

- It's starting.
- What are you talking about?

[line ringing]

Wacuś, pick up!

There's no point in calling. This morning
he took a customer cross-country skiing.

- Hmm. Customer, huh? I know the type.
- [Patryk laughs]

Leave any of you alone for a moment
and your pants go flying.

- [Patryk laughs]
- I'll find the weasel.

Did Kasia call you?

She texted me
as soon as the plane touched down.

- That's it?
- Yup.

- That's enough.
- So it's starting.

What? What's starting? She's busy.

Oh, no kidding.

Yeah. Numerous meetings,
receiving the award.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.
She couldn't come up with a better alibi?

- What happens if she slips up?
- She won't slip up.

America is another universe.
All the women lose their marbles.

But don't worry, dear brother.
If she doesn't call, you do it.

Oh, leave me alone, man!

Be careful. Don't be an idiot. Call!

[Patryk chuckling]
Now, that is beautiful!

- When's it ready?
- [man 1] It'll be ready when it's ready.

[Patryk] Ah.

- Too bad it won't run.
- What do you mean it won't run?

It'll run in the couples' sleigh race.

Uh, could you do me a favor and, uh,
tune up the sleigh before the race, huh?

Listen,

for private use, maybe I could,

but for the couples' race? Illegal.

[Patryk groans]

[jaunty music playing]

[man 1] Hmm.

[jaunty music continues]

- [both] Easy-peasy!
- [Patryk laughs]

[man 2] Are you selling your sleigh?

'Cause if you are,
then I'd buy it from you.

Seems to me like she's not gonna call.

- That's what I've heard.
- [man 2 laughs]

- No idea what you're talking about.
- They're all the same.

Promises on promises...

[groans]

So, how much for it, huh?

- Huh?
- When's it ready?

It'll be ready when it's ready.

Yeah. Got it?

I got you.

[jaunty music continues]

I feel bad for the guy.

Hasn't been a year and she's already
made him a cuckold, huh?

[jaunty music continues]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[line ringing]

[gentle music playing]

[cell phone ringing]

[cell phone continues to ring]

Hello, Patryk. Is there something wrong?

[Patryk] Not at all.

Except that I spend my days
sitting at home,

missing you so bad,
stuffing my face with chips,

binge-watching all the 365 Days movies
to see if she comes back to him or not.

She will.

- [Patryk] You've watched it?
- I just know babe. Hey, listen to me.

It's 5:00 in the morning.

Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, I forgot. Mm. Ah...

Well, it's just you haven't called me,
so I thought that... that...

[Kasia] That you'd check up on me?

But you trust me.

[Patryk] Um, well... Well, I do.

O-of course. You know that I trust you.

[Kasia] Hey, gazda,

shouldn't you be at work right about now?

And I should be sleeping.

Because they invited me on a real TV show,
so I have to get some rest.

Knock 'em dead, honey.
[chuckles awkwardly]

I have to go. Bye. Bye!

Infant.

[Wacuś laughs]

And right, and left, and right.

And together now. Together.

Just a little warm-up
before the White Bear Ball.

And again. Yay! And right. And right.
And again. Good job. Just like that.

I'm waiting for you.

[Wacuś] Again, again. And push, and push.

[Jędruś] Hurry, hurry.

Please excuse me, Monica.
I've got to talk to my colleague.

Do you have to act like that?
Where are your manners? My goodness.

Is shaking your ass, for tourist girls
considered proper manners?

Hey, I always try to face the customer.

That's a little hard to do
when you're dressed like that!

There's an issue with the baptism.

Didn't I tell you? That sister of yours
is just like a live grenade.

- It's Patryk!
- What's the problem, huh?

- He needs supervision.
- Why?

Women are flocking to him. They sense
he's free, and he hasn't called her.

[scoffs] And why would he call her?

I'm worried he'll go crazy all over again.

Of course he'll go crazy.

He's an outsider. He put on our clothes,
but he sure doesn't have Goral honor.

Whoa, hold it! That's my brother-in-law.

Will you help me out?

Can this wait for a bit?

I have to finish the course
and after that I am at your disposal.

Forgive us, miss.
I won't hold my friend any longer.

Thank you for your understanding.

Those are manners.

[Wacuś] Monica, come here, please.

We're just gonna head that way.

- Bye. See ya.
- Okay.

- Bye.
- Okay right, and now left.

One and two, and one.

And one, and two.

And one, and two.

[tranquil music playing]

[man] Come on, faster!

[man laughs]

Give me a kiss!

Stilo is officially completed.

But you said it was gonna be more extreme.

[laughs] Hey, I mean,
at least it wasn't a 30-meter wave, huh?

- Actually, Wera...
- [Wera] I know, I know, I know.

First your ski tour in the mountains,
and then we go to Portugal.

We can skip the mountains.

- All right, let's go.
- Wait!

No. First, a little surprise.

[groans] I hate surprises.

- You'll like this one. Come on! Let's go.
- [Wera] All right.

Okay.

- Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh.

I'm not really liking this, Kacper.

- [Kacper grumbles]
- Oh?

Wanna race? Huh?

- Okay!
- [Kacper] Oh, you!

[Wera laughs]

[both laugh]

[Wera squeals]

I win!

Oh wow. How?

[exhales]

[Wera laughs]

- [Kacper] Hmm?
- [Wera laughs]

- So? You like?
- [laughs] No.

- For real?
- I'm kidding. [giggles]

Wera, just don't laugh,
this is a big question.

[giggles] Okay, you almost got me there.

I've never been...
No, no, no, I've never been more serious.

- Kacper...
- Will you marry me?

Are you kidding me?

Seriously?

[Kacper] Hmm?

[gentle music playing]

Yes. [laughs]

- I think we should do it our way.
- [Kacper chuckles]

Just the two of us and some sad little
clerk who doesn't speak the same language.

- [Kacper chuckles]
- Somewhere on the road.

Maybe in Portugal? Huh?

Yeah, we'll see.

[Wera] We'll see?

Huh? We're going, right?

Nazaré, our dream.

The biggest wave in the world.
When is that again? In February.

Next year.

You're kidding.

Oh no, Kacper, you took it.

Hey, that job was a pretty big deal.
It's a huge opportunity.

[Wera] For us?

Kacper, for us?

Unbelievable.

So, what am I supposed to do then?

Sit in that scrap of rusty metal
down there and twiddle my thumbs, huh?

- Wera, listen to me.
- No, Kacper.

- No.
- Hey, but just wait!

- Wera! Wera!
- [Wera] Leave me alone!

[Wera] Screw you!

[somber music playing]

[Kacper] Wera! Hey!

- What is happening?
- Come here.

Come here, please.
You ruined everything. Everything!

Super!

[upbeat folk music playing]

Tell me something. Wouldn't it be nicer
to have a photo with the real thing?

[woman] Could we request
the original outfit?

The original outfit
is only for the bonfire.

- We still have room. Please join us.
- Um, does it include a kidnapping?

[chuckles] Come now.

[sighs] Would you ask a Goral
how often it snows?

- No.
- Yes.

Come inside.

- Take notes!
- [woman] Okay.

[sighs] Beautiful weather
we're having, huh?

[man] Hey!

Uh, here you go, ladies, my compliments.

A glass of our local Litworówka.

So you can start the day.

- Oh, thanks so much.
- Thank you.

What brings you ladies
to our beautiful region?

Field research for an academic paper.

We're researchers.

I'm a PhD student, Pola,
and this is my assistant, Jola.

Jola, Pola, Po-Pola Jol... Patryk.

[Patryk chuckles]

- [Patryk] Mm.
- [Pola] Oh.

Jola, be a dear
and add a subsection to our paper

titled Psycho-bio-cultural
Tradition of Drinking.

What paper, sorry?

Carnival Traditions
and Group Customs in Podhale.

For the entire population.
Locals, tourists. Men too.

Mm, men are considered their own subset?

[laughs] No offense,
but that's biology for you, right?

[all laugh]

- [Wera] Hello?
- Uh, one moment.

So I saw you are a traveler.
Am I right? Sahara?

[Patryk] Oh, right.
[chuckles] Coast to coast.

- Alone.
- [Pola] Wow, on your own? The whole thing?

- From sea to shining sea.
- Jola, please, don't get excited.

- Hmm?
- [Pola] How long did it take you?

Uh, two or three months, I'd say.

Uh-huh? You must have crawled.

I crossed it too.

- On a bike or...
- In an RV.

Classic alpha-meets-alpha
mirroring phenomenon.

I need a good car shop.
Can you recommend someone?

Why recommend one?

When you're talking to a pro.
I'm the best mechanic in the region.

Showing his feathers like a peacock.

- I think I'll look for someone else.
- Well, best of luck.

You as well.

Better luck with your next Sahara trip.

Hmm. Manipulation and misdirection
of the male,

but don't worry,
this is all just a setup for her return.

Huh. Man, never mind.

- Hmm. Did you make a note, Jola?
- "Not coming back." Yes.

You know, normally, if it was warm,
we'd take this bad boy out for a spin,

but you know what?

I actually think you ladies
should come to the White Bear Ball.

There will be a lot of research material
there, I promise. Live.

- [Pola] Mm.
- [Jola] Mm.

- Did you make a note of that?
- Yes.

♪ Hell has wrought ♪

♪ If I dance it out
I can jump and not feel a thing... ♪

Hey, Franek!

- [chuckles] Special delivery.
- Great!

That's great.

You know, my dear, I've gotta admit,

you've really done a perfect job
with all of it.

- Thanks so much.
- It's so nice to see.

- Wait, we only needed one box?
- Yeah, just one.

The others magically disappeared
from the storehouse. [groans]

- Which one?
- What are you talking about "which one"?

I've only got one storehouse.

- Ah.
- Hey, bears, bears!

How old are you?
Are you old enough to drink?

Show me some ID. Get out of here. Scram!

- So they disappeared, huh?
- Are you actually asking me?

You'd better ask Włodek.

He told me that some devils took the
Litworówka right out of the storehouse,

but I don't believe him.

I think he's up to something.

That big city reptile.

He thinks I'm not gonna find out.
That moron. But I will find out.

And when I do, he'll be
begging on his knees for forgiveness.

Well, then I'll take this
and move it over here.

- Hey, sonny, come here, we've gotta talk.
- Dad, not now. I'm busy.

With? Turning tradition into a circus?

[Franek] Well, everybody likes it, Dad.
Times are changing.

Cha... They might be changing,
but not here in Podhale.

- Have you talked to Patryk?
- About?

The baptism! We'll be shamed
in front of 300 people.

Why 300 people? I thought...

It was only supposed to be
for our immediate family!

Jeez, we did, but things changed.
There'll be about 200 on our side.

[yelps] What do you mean 200?

Well, word got out,
so more family came forward.

Are you kidding me, Dad?

Did you ask him? If he's called?

I mean Patryk.

Patryk, did you call?

I said I'll call. I called her.

Oh, you did? Well, what did she say?

[Patryk grunts]

[Patryk] Wait up!

[Jędruś sighs]

Dad, what's wrong?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

[TV host] Keep smiling, California.
Let's welcome a new day.

What is it like to be the Snow Queen
in the sunniest city in the world?

Fantastic!

All right, huge round of applause
for Miss Winter, everybody,

and I'll see you
right after a short break.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you.

[director] All right,
we've got it. Good job.

- What's up?
- We're ready for the next segment.

- Who's that?
- That would be Kasia.

Oh, it's the girl with the...
All right, got it. Thank you.

Thank you so much.

- Hi!
- Hi!

- Welcome to the show.
- Nice to meet you.

- How are you doing?
- Very good. How about you?

Thank you for asking. I'm really good.
Do you happen to have your phone on you?

Oh, yes, I do.

It might be interfering, so it's better
if the assistant takes it for you.

- Of course.
- Okay. Betty! Phone.

Oh, I, uh... I didn't turn it off.

No, no, no. Take it.
We're going on air in one minute, okay?

[suspenseful music playing]

[laughter]

[man, in Polish] ♪ I went out to mow
The meadow, the sun was shining ♪

♪ A girl came to me with berries
She was so nice ♪

♪ I gathered a jug full of berries
Come here, Jaś, and I'll give it to you ♪

♪ I'll give you some berries
From the jug ♪

♪ Because I love you ♪

♪ Because I love you ♪

♪ Because I love you ♪

♪ Because I love you ♪

♪ Because I love you ♪

♪ Because I love you ♪

♪ Because I love you... ♪

- It's a great idea.
- No!

If you back me up,
they won't have a choice, will they now?

You won't let a guy
order you around, right, Jagoda?

Just drop it!
Patryk and Kasia are the godparents.

- And if not?
- Then no baptism.

Ask if she called.

She just called!

- She called! [chuckles]
- She just called.

[man, in Polish] ♪ A girl came to me
With berries, that was so nice ♪

♪ I gathered a jug full of berries... ♪

Hey, what's up? Did she call?

[man] ♪ Because I love you... ♪

Hey! Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Thank you all. Um...

Uh, everyone, I've gathered
you all here tonight, so I...

- So we can put an end to this.
- End what? What are we ending?

Maryla, please be quiet, okay?
I'm talking now.

Brother! Maybe not
in front of all these people?

Brother, yes, in front of people.

Yes.

Everyone! Everyone, in a bit,
we'll make a call to America,

where our pride,
the pride of Podhale, my sweetheart...

- Kasia!
- [Patryk] Yes, Maryla. Kasia.

Right, Kasia.

She has just been given a prestigious
award for creating a digital apiary.

[cheering]

Okay, calm down, calm down.

In a moment,
we'll all congratulate her. [chuckles]

Oh, I've got a weird feeling.

- This isn't going to end very well.
- [chuckling]

KASIA CONNECTING...

I'm so grateful for this award.

- Einstein said that if the bees died out...
- [Patricia] Yes?

...humanity would have
only four years left to live.

[Patricia] That's terrible.

[Kasia] But thanks to our digital project,
we have a chance to change that.

[Patricia] That's absolutely fascinating.

[line ringing]

[cell phone ringing]

- [Patryk] Kasia?
- Hi there.

Gotta say,

you look way better in a hat.

[Patryk] Who are you? Where's Kasia?

I assume you're asking about Kate?

She's, um,

in the shower.

Can I take a message?

Is she with you? Are you together?

[Bob] What do you think she came here for?

Research?

Learn to lose, mountain boy.

And, uh, say hello
to the white bears for me.

[Patryk] What?

[somber music playing]

Well, that's absolutely fascinating,
and this honey is so yummy.

And all those bees are so romantic.

So speaking of which,
something that no one saw coming.

Live, first time here
from our studio in Santa Monica,

let's keep our fingers crossed

and let's see if she can forgive!

[fanfare playing]

[Kasia] What?

Come on.

[exciting music playing]

[music stops]

[cuts engine]

Some big survival fan.

Camped out in a national park
at night, huh?

[suspenseful music playing]

[Patryk] Hey!

Anyone here?

You can't park here.

- Sorry?
- You cannot park here.

I'm sorry but I'm not here on purpose.
I told you, I was looking for a car shop.

- I want to help you.
- Well, can you leave?

It's gonna be a cold night.

Very chilly.

I feel like I'm gonna be okay.

- [jaunty music playing]
- [Patryk strains]

[strains]

[Wera chuckles]

[jaunty music continues]

[music stops]

Could have just moved your truck.

[jaunty music resumes]

Won't some Goral girl kick me out of here?

[Patryk] She might have once upon a time,
but not anymore.

Ah, welcome to the club.

- [Patryk] You plan on staying here long?
- Podhale is just a pit stop.

I should be miles from here by this time.

Where? In that piece of garbage?

[Wera] Hey! Watch it, that's my home.

In Portugal.

- Where's this?
- Mauritania. [chuckles]

I did this trip in a month,
I will have you know.

- [Wera] Ah.
- You travel solo too?

Yes I do. Can't you see?

I like to be unbothered.

Sleep downstairs. No snooping around.

Breakfast is at 7:00.
If you're not up, make it yourself.

Okay. [chuckles]

- But Maryla knows nothing!
- [Włodek] So?

You want to spend your life
running around Poland dressed like a bear?

You don't steal from your own, man.

I'm no Goral, am I?

Well, I am a Goral!

And either you tell her
or I'll do it myself.

Listen, If you keep quiet,

nobody will know anything
and everything will be fine.

We'll just move one batch, then another.

Another? Not a chance in hell!

Look me in the eye.

See?

You're lookin' at the most successful man
in Podhale.

[Franek] What?

[tense music playing]

Oh! Nice to meet you.
Thanks for coming so quickly.

- What's up?
- Well, we have a perfect opportunity.

The godmother lost her wits in America.
So now the ceremony might not happen

and we'll have a surplus of liquor.

Hectoliters. Interested?

- No.
- But wait. It's a cash transaction,

Good destination. Moravia.

Come on, man. You've got... Uh, it's your
lucky day because I need a truck driver.

- No.
- But why not?

Because.

[tense music resumes]

[sighs]

[jaunty music playing]

[chuckles] No worries, you can look.

I put on some underwear just for you.

Your ex's? What did he do to you?

He tried stealing my dreams.
Scrambled eggs?

Yes. Made from real eggs
from happy chickens.

Thanks for putting me up.

Oh, no problem.
I'll take a look at the RV soon.

Hmm.

[tense music playing]

Hey, get off my property!

Shut up!

- [Patryk] Drop the rock!
- What?

- [Patryk] I said, drop the rock.
- [Kacper] What?

[Patryk] Give it to me.

- Let go! Let go!
- [Wera] Kacper!

[Kacper groans]

- Well, there you go.
- Ow!

- You know him?
- Are you following me?

I'm getting my stuff back. Why'd you
steal my RV and my goddamn headphones?

- You stole the RV?
- Only technically.

You're not getting it back.

- So, whose is it? His or yours?
- Who's this?

Your new boyfriend? You sleep with him?

Yes, I slept with him, and it was amazing.

Good morning.

Could you explain to me
what the hell is going on here?

Put some snow on that.

She would have froze to death in that RV,
so I put her up.

Such a nice guy!

Come on, I just helped her out.
Nothing happened, babe.

- Hey, give me that.
- Get off!

- And it doesn't sound like that to me.
- [Patryk] She's talking nonsense!

And I'm not lying. Unlike others.

Wow, man.

Why... Why did you say he wouldn't be there?

Bob. And he sure was.

What the hell are you saying?

Everyone told me it would end badly.
But no, I said, "Let her go, let her go."

"I know I can trust my wife."

"I believe her."

Well, now half of Podhale
thinks I'm a cuckold.

Half of Podhale thinks you're a cuckold?
What are you talking about?

- Why are you back so soon?
- They kicked me out!

Come on, Kasia, you can do better
than that. Why didn't you call me?

I didn't have my phone on me.

- In bed with Bob.
- Huh?

[Wera] Board.

- Backpack.
- Hey!

Ugh, there's some more of your stuff here.

Ugh, garbage from Indonesia.
I hated that stupid trip.

- Come on, it was your idea!
- [Wera] Here's your mask. Here!

- Laptop.
- Well...

Your gloves. There.

- [Kacper] Be careful please.
- I really can't.

That's all. And forget about the RV.

It won't get you anywhere.
Unless maybe it gets towed.

- What now? Are you just gonna stay here?
- [Wera] Why not?

Fantastic people, wonderful place. What
more could you want? Time to settle down.

Oh, now you want to. Hey!

[Kasia] Are you moving out?

No. It's my house.

Ah, you'll be living with the woman
who cheated on you, huh?

Come on, man.
Half of Podhale will be laughing at you.

Now you're stealing my lines.

Why don't you stay
with your little friend, huh?

My friend? That's right.
Right. With my friend, exactly!

In the RV.

Sounds good. I'll help.
I'll hold the door.

[Patryk] Great. Thank you very much.

If you want to stay, then stay. But I'll
stay as well until you decide to listen.

And where are you going to live, hm?

- Under a bridge?
- There are no bridges close by.

But there is accommodation.

And a place just freed up, right, gazda?

- Where's my tent?
- The basement.

Come on in! Make yourself comfortable.

[light flute music playing]

- Let me help.
- Thank you.

Don't sleep in my bed.

[jaunty music playing]

[music stops]

I'm really sorry for this mess.

It's okay.

I'm happy to try to talk to her.

In Podhale, we handle these things
a little differently.

You know it's supposed to be -20 tonight?

Eh. I've slept in worse places.

As you wish.
If you freeze, you won't fix anything.

Right, right.

[Patryk sighs]

[Kasia] Sleep downstairs, don't walk
around the house, the bathroom's there.

Breakfast is at 7:00.
If you're not up, make it yourself.

[Kacper] Thank you.

[Kasia] Sure.

- I don't think he slept with her.
- Are you sure about that?

- I know him.
- Hmm.

I think.

So, uh, what's going on?

He doesn't trust me anymore
and he won't let me explain anything.

Welcome to the club.

Oh wow, what did you do to her?

Nothing. I proposed to her.

Are you an idiot,
or do you do extreme sports?

N... no. I just wanted
to build a life for us.

[Kasia coughs]

So you're an idiot.

Hey, come on now.

If she heard me out, it would all be okay.

[sighs] Welcome to the club.

[suspenseful music playing]

You see him? That Bob guy?

He came from America in an RV.

But he looks different.
He doesn't look like himself.

He's skinny like a twig.

- I don't think that's him.
- What do you mean?

Maybe he had plastic surgery.

In America, it's a very common decision,
getting plastic surgery.

What's that?

Kale. Want some?

It regulates cholesterol, hmm,
and raises your immunity.

Jesus Christ.

Hell will freeze over
before I start drinking blended cabbage.

If it's not him, then who is it?

[Wacuś] Oh, Some third guy.

Your sister is unstable. [chuckles]
Just like your brother-in-law.

Ha! I'm telling you,
they're gonna live like this now.

Polyamorously.

It's a thing now, buddy.

- The offer is still on the table.
- [Jędruś sighs]

My cousin from Twardorzeczka
can take Karolek to his baptism.

Not Kasia and Patryk.

It's a good, old-fashioned,
traditional Goral family.

Over my dead body.
No cousins from Twardorzeczka.

In a week, all of this will be sorted out.

[sighs] There is not gonna be
anything left in a week.

Watch out, watch out! Hide!

He didn't let me explain
and judged me immediately.

But did you tell that Bob guy
to go to hell?

Come on, an entire SWAT team
came for my throat.

SWAT team? For one woman?

- [Kasia] Yeah.
- [Maryla] Oh, Kasia.

They closed off the entire floor.
There were police dogs searching the room.

An armed escort led me out of there.

Jagoda, the entire street
was blocked with police cars.

- Everywhere you look, police cars.
- The entire street was blocked?

They pushed me into a car,
took me to the airport,

hurled me on to an airplane
and off I went.

The FBI, the CIA,
the entire United States against Kasia!

Oh, give it a rest.

[scoffs] You don't believe me?

No, Kasia, we believe you. We do.

Okay, we believe you. Yeah.

But the thing is, my sweetheart,
you could have called.

- [exhales] My phone got stolen.
- Yeah.

Oh, Kasia, this is all too much.

- You don't believe me!
- I'm telling you, we believe you.

But the men will never believe you.

You know, the air's pretty thin
all the way up here in the mountains,

so their brains are smaller and slower.

- They've lost a few marbles!
- Such is life. Let's drink.

No, not you.

Okay. Things will work out.

[Kasia and Maryla exhale]

Buddy, leave it. You'll hurt yourself.

- I'm already in pain, my guy, don't worry.
- Don't mess with the wood.

Why? Ah, 'cause it's yours?

- That's right.
- [Kacper] Oh.

Give it here. I can't stand it.
Don't wave it like it's a baseball bat.

[Patryk grunts]

Wow.

- Yeah. Years of practice.
- I can see.

- Where'd you practice?
- Taiga, tundra, Siberia.

You probably wouldn't know.
Only men go there.

Now you just watch the lumberjack
do his thing.

[Patryk grunts]

[Patryk] Uh...

All right. [grunts]

All right.

- It's... It's not balanced right.
- Yeah? May I?

[tense music playing]

[Kacper grunts]

[Kacper grunts]

You sure about that?
I don't know. Seems fine to me.

- Just luck.
- [Kacper] Yeah?

[tense music playing]

Hold on.

[music fades]

[Kacper grunts]

How's that, huh?

[Patryk sighs]

If you want wood, go gather some twigs.

Hey!

[tense music playing]

[scoffs]

[tense music continues]

[music fades]

What the hell are these barrels even for?

- It's a smoke screen.
- Why are they so big though?

This is important.
So we need serious smoke screens.

But what are we supposed to put in them?

Your job, is to handle him. I've got her.
That's the plan.

But, uh, what am I supposed
to say to Patryk?

[exhales] Must I do everything?

You know you've got a brain.
Figure it out.

Oh, damn it! [strains]

[Patryk] What the hell
do I need these barrels for?

Well, how about wine?

Look, I've got three signature bottles,
not a whole vineyard.

Then maybe...
Maybe you can brew some Slivovitz?

What the hell
do I need Slivovitz for, huh?

[sighs] Jesus of Nazareth.

Don't make this so hard.

Well... [chuckles]
Maybe you could start ice swimming?

These are great barrels for ice swimming.

Ice swimming is trendy now. Good for you.
Hey, you going to the bonfire?

Everything's already been set up.
You'll be fine.

Hmm. Are the tourist girls gonna be there?

I've had enough of tourist girls for now.
Franek can help you.

Yeah, help me. [scoffs]

He's with Karolek.
Kasia was supposed to help.

You going?

- Nah.
- Come on, man, you've gotta go.

Just come. Come on!

You ice swim?

Yeah.

- Only when it's -20 though.
- [Kacper] Mm.

Pretty weak.

[cowboy gunfight music playing]

- [Patryk] Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.

[cowboy gunfight music continues]

[music fades]

Hello, sister.

Hello, yourself.

Don't just stand there. Go on.

[chuckles awkwardly]

[clears throat] Kasia, whatever happened
in America, stays in America.

[Kasia sighs]

- Your relationship, your issues. But...
- No.

Stop.

- Are you swingers or what?
- Why? You want in on it?

- Don't joke. All of Podhale is buzzing.
- [Kasia] Let them!

What are you? A fricking news station?

A what? What news station?

Sister, I came here
to ask for your help with the bonfire.

Have your gazda from Warsaw help you.

He turned me down.

W... we can't do it on our own.

So? Please.

No.

Well, you have to!

3 PEAKS JOURNEY AND VACATION CENTER

[man] Here you are.

[woman]Thank you.

[women laugh]

Wacuś, Wacuś! Hurry, come here.

They came. Aha!

Huh. Soon, you'll witness
a mighty love affair at play.

A passionate one
that will set the Tatra mountains on fire!

[Patryk] Hey!

Maybe we can forget about this?

We won't forget anything. Let's go!

So It seems to me like we're not gonna see
any fires today, my friend. [laughs]

Keep working
on those love stories though, buddy.

- Hey! How are the sausages?
- [Wacuś] Not bad. [laughs]

♪ Hey, should have lived
Should have lived ♪

♪ Hey, shouldn't have gotten married ♪

♪ Hey, should have every night ♪

- ♪ Hey, found a new lover ♪
- [Jędruś] ♪ Found a new lover ♪

♪ Hey, should have every night ♪

- ♪ Hey! ♪
- Hey!

- ♪ Found a new lover ♪
- ♪ Lover ♪

[dramatic music playing]

He's something, right?

[scoffs] Excuse me?

Typical representative
of a young Podhale guy.

I thought I'd be first,
but then that girl turned up.

I'm just telling you this
because I heard you had issues.

Just a rumor.

It's a bit surprising
since it's the females that choose a mate,

but there's no accounting for taste.

Whatever floats your boat.

Oh!

Burned my sausage.

Excuse me, could you help?

[tense music playing]

- [woman] Cheers to a great bonfire.
- I'm gonna get my gloves from the car.

They're right here.

Yeah, but they're soaked.

- Here.
- Thanks!

- Please.
- There you go.

May I have two?

Oh yeah, um...
Ah, we've just run out. I'm sorry.

- Here you go.
- Ah, too bad.

The Litworówka's must be gone too, hm?

Oh no. Not that.

Want a drink?

With who? With you?

Yeah, with me.

You chicken?

Whoo!

[upbeat folk music playing]

Other way.

Oh, watch out!

[Pola squeals]

Come on!

[upbeat folk music continues]

Oh, why don't you give him a break?

I'm sorry, and who asked you?

Tell me, how long
will you be camping on my land?

Wow. That wasn't very nice.

Wasn't trying to be.

Trust me. If I could,
I wouldn't be here any longer

and I'd be doing
something completely different.

Like what? Living your little dream?

That's what I'm doing at this very moment.

Yeah? By hitting on my man? Great!

Hey!

Enough!

What's the matter? We're just having fun.

You're the best. You won.

- Leave him alone. He's taken.
- We're leaving.

- [Wera] But I didn't mean that. I...
- Don't waste your breath.

[music fades]

- [Kacper] Kasia?
- Yeah?

You really helped me out. Thanks.

No worries. In Podhale,
you'd better watch out.

- What's this?
- Uh...

I'm a fixer.
I fix mistakes that pop up in video games.

- [Kasia] Oh.
- [Kacper] That other people made. Hmm.

Too bad you can't fix
the problems in your own life, huh?

[chuckles] You really know
how to cheer up a guy.

That wasn't my intention.

Could you tell me
where the hell I went wrong?

[sighs]

- You want to get her back?
- Yeah.

First of all,
stop thinking you're the victim.

Okay.

Second of all, they want an affair?
We'll give it to 'em.

[suspenseful music playing]

Uh-huh...

[tense music playing]

What's going in there?

Lomilomi.

What?

Massage of the loving hands.

He's a master at those.

Sexaholic.

Is it pleasant?

[Wera] Mm-hmm. Very.

- There's no such massage.
- Yeah, there is.

He learned it in Hawaii.

Unfortunately, any woman
melts at his touch.

- How is it? Everything okay?
- [Kasia] Mm-hmm.

I'll melt his face off.

[tense music playing]

[music fades]

- Enough.
- But... but...

It's great. Excellent massage.

But I haven't even started.

[jaunty music playing]

Oh, well. Worst case,
we postpone the baptism.

[scoffs] Why would you?

Just because my life fell apart
doesn't mean yours has to.

- [Maryla] Hey, Kasia.
- [Kasia sighs]

Are you just gonna
let Patryk go like that?

He's a good man.

And for a surfer?

Come on, back off!

Well, he's no Belmondo,
but they say he's good with his hands.

- Hey, hey, hey!
- Please, he's still just a kid.

- He's so talented!
- How do you know?

I just know! I may be a new mom,
but I've got a lot of life left to live.

Hey, mother, mother, watch it.

He's not your type at all. Mine either.

But I have heard one touch of his
makes a woman go wild.

Not me. I'm too strong.

- Hey, Kasia.
- Yeah?

I think you should
seriously think this over.

What am I supposed to think over?

It's been going on too long. Too long!

Everyone knows you're as stubborn
as a mule.

- [Kasia sighs]
- Patryk is no better. That's obvious.

But pulling those outsider kids
into your fight is just so...

I'm pulling them?

- Oh no?
- Patryk started it.

I actually want to help them.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

How?

Hey, is that, uh,
board of yours any good or...?

Probably better than your skis.

Wanna find that out?

Right now? Or do you wanna
wait for an audience?

Now.

Just the two of us.

[suspenseful music playing]

[music stops]

Seems flat.

Well, we've gotta walk.

- Just a few meters.
- Mm-hmm?

- Maybe more.
- Maybe more?

Do you mean a kilometer? Or a few?

[chuckles] Should I call a helicopter?

What's with the board?

Are you gonna wobble up there?

[suspenseful music playing]

[rock music playing]

[groans]

[music fades]

What took you so long?
I was beginning to get bored.

You okay?

[Kacper] Yeah. Disappointed?

[Kacper grunts]

[Patryk] Ow.

[tense music playing]

Hey, are you okay?

Why? Are you worried?

Of course not. Are you kidding?

- It was your idea?
- [Kacper] No. No.

- Mine.
- [Wera] What?

Well, he wanted to see the sights,
so I couldn't tell him no.

- Are the two of you nuts?
- Come on, Wera.

What happens next?
You'll kill yourself with axes?

- Kasia, what do you mean, axes? Kasia!
- [Kacper] Wera!

- [Patryk] Wait up! Can you listen to me?
- Hey, just...

[both groan]

[Patryk groans]

Want me to give you a massage?

- Oh, massage yourself.
- Ow! Ow!

- Hey!
- Oh, damn it.

Give me that.

I'm coming in.

[Kacper] Coming in!

[dramatic music playing]

[music fades]

[somber music playing]

[Patryk grunts]

Uh... [clears throat]

Excuse me, but I thought that...

No, no, Everything is okay. It's okay.

I'll go to the... to the... the chair.

[Patryk grunts]

[somber music continues]

[Kacper] Kasia! Wait.

I'll go with you.

No, I need some alone time to think.

Well, I could use that too.

- I'll go.
- I really need to be alone Kacper.

Just give me a few minutes
I'll go get changed. Okay?

[somber music playing]

[Kacper] Your keys.

[somber music continues]

[music fades]

What do you got going on this morning?

[somber music playing]

- [Patryk] Whoa!
- [Wera laughs]

[Patryk] Here. Give me your hand.
Come here.

[Wera] Oh!

[both laugh]

[somber music continues]

- [Patryk] Come on.
- [Wera chuckles]

[Kasia] I need a sec.

It's beautiful.

It was, before you went
and ruined everything.

Wera, I'm not finished.
It was just one of the options.

- I haven't given them an answer.
- [Patryk] Do they remind you of anyone?

[somber music playing]

Us?

- Yeah.
- [Kasia] Mm-hmm.

- [Wera] Kacper, please.
- Wera, we just had to talk it over a bit.

- But you ran away.
- Hmm.

It was always an uphill battle
for us. You know?

Always.

[somber music continues]

Don't ruin this place even more for me.

[Kasia cries]

[somber music continues]

[music fades]

[Maryla] That bastard! I'll kill him.

[lively music playing]

- Maryla, I don't know if this will work.
- It will, it will.

It always does, you'll see.
They won't do anything on their own now.

They're angrily running in circles.

Ah. Silly little things.

I think my father and my father-in-law
are up to no good

That's what I'm afraid of too!

Holy cow!

I don't believe it!

Saints give me patience.
Saints give me patience!

Because if I lose my nerve, Holy Mother
of Jesus herself won't stop me.

I'll tear him apart!

I'll tear him in half, skin him alive,

take him out to the forest
and throw him to the wolves!

That damn weasel. He'll pay for this!

I'm calling him.

[cell phone rings]

No reason to be worried.
It's all good, really.

Everything is ready, like I promised.

Who do you think
you're talking to, you idiot?

Oh. Maryla.

I... I thought it was this guy who
I'm meeting later. We're getting a drink.

Where's my Litworówka?

- What do you mean? The storehouse.
- [Maryla] Yeah?

In the storehouse? The empty one?

[scoffs] You think I'm blind?

There's nothing here!
Where did you take it all?

Uh, hello? Uh, I can't hear you.
You're... breaking up.

I can't hear you a-at all. Huh, huh.

- [gags]
- [cell phone beeps]

[gasps] He hung up. He hung up!

I'll kill that brainless dimwit!

Hello? Uh, pardon me,
about the Litworówka...

Well, we just came
upon a minor complication.

The situation is quite dynamic.

- [woman] Should we be concerned?
- No. No need to worry. I...

[cell phone dialing tone]

[Patryk exhales] Okay.

Hey, um, where's my masterpiece?

It's a masterpiece,
but it's been released.

- They picked it up.
- Who did?

Kasia. She said you agreed, right?

Holy cow.

Want some cheese from Toruń?

Goddamn it!

[tense music playing]

Oh, goddamn it. From the market.

[tense music continues]

Okay, So it's like that, huh?

Stealing my sleigh?

I brought it back
so you could run in the race.

I left everything behind for you.

Did I ask for that?

I parade around in a sheepskin waistcoat.

I'm now an expert at making smoked cheese.
I even carve little Jesus figurines!

- Jesus?
- As a hobby.

Don't be ridiculous.

Kasia.

It was supposed to be our race.

Now it's just yours.

[somber music playing]

Cool it, Patryk.

[somber music continues]

- [Jędruś] Don't...
- [Wacuś] Stay.

Don't you have a watch?
Why are you 30 minutes late? What the...

W... what were you doing?
Seducing little tourist girls again?

Of course I wasn't. Not at all.

Their holiday ended,
so I was just saying farewell. Again.

I have a plan. A good one.

A plan?

Plan B. We have to isolate the young ones.

Oh, is that all?

We'll discuss details over a bottle, eh?

[scoffs] Kale again? Blah!

Litworówka.

So that our plan doesn't shrivel up
once we manage to set it in motion.

Here's to your health.

Thank you. [sniffs] Mm.

Ah. Mm. Back in action. Good man!

So, tell me, tell me, tell me.

Well, so listen.

What's it going to be?
How are we doing this?

[tense music playing]

- Not too cold?
- [scoffs] Nah.

it was colder in the Himalayas.

- [chuckles]
- [Kacper] Wanna join?

- Gladly.
- Are you sure?

Of course!

[tense music continues]

[Patryk sighs]

[Patryk chuckles awkwardly]

[Patryk and Kacper laugh]

[clears throat]

[Patryk exhales rapidly]

[grunts] One, two, three! Sha!

[both yell]

[Patryk yells]

♪ Goral, my Goral, my Goral music... ♪

[Patryk groans]

♪ Before you... ♪

[Patryk] Whoo. Ah. Whoo.

[tense music playing]

I... if you're cold,
just get out, eh? [exhales]

[shivering] Uh, it's all good.
I scuba dived under ice.

Sure. More like dry ice.

[groaning]

♪ Goral, my Goral, my Goral music... ♪

I'm not cold. No, no.

♪ Goral, my Goral ♪

♪ Goral, my Goral, my Goral music ♪

♪ Before you turn around
It's already gone... ♪

Oh my gosh.

- ♪ Goral, my Goral... ♪
- You two really are crazy, huh?

[Patryk strains]

You wanted me to cool it, right?

♪ Goral, my Goral... ♪
Sing, sing!

- ♪ Goral, my Goral, my Goral music ♪
- ♪ Goral, my Goral, my Goral music ♪

♪ Before you turn around
It's already gone ♪

[Jagoda] Mm-hmm.

[Patryk groans]

[Jagoda] Mm-hmm.

No reaction to light.
They'll soon fall into a coma.

Oh gosh. We need rubbing therapy.

[Kasia sighs]

Well, then. I'll get
the pine twigs, I guess.

A few.

- Not the twigs, not the twigs!
- [Wera] Shush.

I've got some bear fat.

Why are you just standing there?
Take care of your man.

He's not mine.

Hmm.

What is she... What is she talking about?

Trust me, you don't wanna know.

- [Kasia and Wera grunt]
- [men groan]

[Wera shouts]

Maryla, you were right.

There's no time. Let's do it.

[knocking]

Come in.

- Are you alone?
- [Wera] Patryk's on his way.

You started this madness,
so you'll help end it.

- We need to talk.
- Okay, sit.

But not here.

[tense music playing]

- Did you talk to Kasia?
- Sure did.

[music fades]

- And?
- She'll be here soon.

- Great. Here we go.
- Hey, I'm here.

- Okay.
- [Kasia] Hey.

Wonderful.

[Kasia] You're making Litworówka
a day before the parade?

- Yeah.
- [Kasia] There's not enough time.

[Maryla] No, there is.
If you help us there is, right?

[Jagoda] We really appreciate it.
We wouldn't make it in time otherwise.

Sure thing. What do you need?

How about you bring the bottles? They're
behind the second door, next to the broom.

- [Kasia] In here?
- Right there.

- You'll find them, bring them.
- Hurry up!

- [lock clicks]
- [Kasia] Hey, what's going on?

- [both] Yes!
- [Kasia] Let me out of here!

Hmm.

Are you for real?

- You've gotta just listen to me.
- [Kasia scoffs]

Never mind.

- Open it already!
- [Wera] They won't open.

Stop kidding around. Open the door!

Maryla, just let us out! Open up now.

I told you, they'll only open
after we've talked.

I haven't slept with Patryk.

I haven't slept with Kacper.

So what's this all about then?

The man I love thinks I'm deceitful.

[Wera] Mm.

Patryk thinks the world of you.
That's why he's losing it.

And Kacper wants
to change himself for you.

- You know what that means?
- Yes.

- [both chuckle]
- Oh please.

I'm the master of screwing everybody over.

Sometimes we need to let go.

[Wera] Hmm.

You don't always have to be right.

Did you check the starter?
It should be... Oh, there.

Don't lecture me on starters.
I was born with that knowledge.

- But you haven't looked in here too often.
- [Kacper] Mm-hmm.

Hold this for me.

[tense music playing]

Listen, if you think
Kasia and I did anything...

Come on, man, she's out of your league.

Mm. And Wera's out of yours.

Oh crap!

- It's nice.
- Right?

- Old-school.
- Thanks.

[both chuckle]

- Have you ever even touched the starter?
- Not that long ago, but...

I've got repair footage on my laptop.
I'll bring it here.

- And the original wrench should be inside.
- Well, then, go. Quickly, hurry, hurry.

[tense music continues]

[music stops]

[Jagoda] Did you make up
or kill each other?

[Maryla] Did you make up?

[Jagoda] I'm not hearing anything.

Come on! Did you make up
or kill each other?

Yeah, yeah, we made up.

Ha! See? Told you. It works every time.

- So let's open up.
- Yeah.

Oh, um, did you send the video?

- Yeah, I did it from an anonymous account.
- That's great.

Thank your American friend
for arranging it. Come on, get 'em out.

If I hadn't set him up,
he wouldn't have helped.

- Stop talking. Open up!
- Maryla, it was no big... [sighs]

- [Kasia] There.
- There!

- [Kasia] End of captivity.
- There you go, girls! [laughs]

- Can we go now?
- Where? Where? We've got work to do!

If you didn't argue so much, you wouldn't
have had to stay in there so long.

[Maryla] Stop talking. Get to work.

And remember,

above everything else,

together we stand,

divided we fall.

Well, let's drink to unity
and a job well done.

Not you.

There!

[Maryla exclaims]

Delicious!

[cell phone rings]

- [Patricia on TV] Live, first time here...
- What the hell?

[Patricia] ...from our studio
in Santa Monica,

let's keep our fingers crossed

and let's see

if she can forgive!

- Kate.
- Yes!

I forgive you.

Will you marry me?

[applause]

I don't believe this.

Shove those flowers up your ass.

Turn off the camera.

- [rock music playing]
- [Patricia] Oh!

Holy crap.

- [Patricia] Oh my God. Somebody stop her!
- Hey, that's my guitar!

- [Patricia] Security!
- That's my Goral girl. [laughs]

- [Patricia] Security!
- [guard] Easy. Calm down.

[Kasia] What fucking chance?

I'm calm. I am calm.

[Bob] Kate, easy. Hey! Hey!

[Patricia] Man, she's crazy.

- Cut the cameras!
- Oh!

Well...

[rock music continues]

...life happened.

And this is live television.

So let's cut to commercial break.

Lights out.

[Wacuś] Look at them squirming.

Just like worms. [laughs]

- [Jędruś] It... it's not her!
- [Wacuś] She wasn't there.

[Jędruś] Why... why the brother-in-law?

[Wacuś] I had to,
or he'd have given us up.

[men muttering]

[Jędruś] Quiet!

Plan C. Regroup.

[dramatic music playing]

[men shout]

- [Wacuś] Come on, giddyap!
- [Jędruś] Quiet!

[dramatic music continues]

- [Jędruś] Quiet!
- [Wacuś] Hyah! Hyah!

Giddyap!

[music stops]

Tighter. Tighter!

[groans] Shush, brother.

It's nothing personal.
We had to improvise.

The girl wasn't there.

[men mumble]

- Hold it, hold it.
- I'm holding!

[Patryk mumbles]

Stop screaming now!

You'll thank us later.

Take this. Here's a hat.

So you don't catch a cold.

[Patryk grunts]

[Wacuś] I got one for him too.

A nice winter hat. You're welcome

You'll stay here until morning.
Get some rest.

- You can think about your choices.
- Yes.

- Maybe even be friends again.
- Yeah.

- [men mumble]
- Wait. Whose is this?

- This isn't me.
- Don't look at me. It's not mine.

[groaning]

- Then whose?
- How would I know?

How would I?

Plan D.

Horses.

[tense music playing]

Stay, stay, stay.

Stay!

Go! Go.

Go!

Hyah!

[men mumble]

- Why are you here?
- [men shout]

[Patryk] Oh no!
No, no, no, no, no, no! [groans]

[Jędruś] Lights out.

I will not forgive this.
You're going to jail.

We? You're stealing from your own!

Really? You're biting
the hand that feeds you?

Taking hostages. Imprisonment.
The possibility of a wild animal attack?

Do you see any here?

I'll put it this way, Włodek.

You don't say anything to anyone
and we won't either.

And if you're good, we might even

not tell Maryla a single thing.

In the morning, there'll be nothing here,
including that contraband of yours.

That's our mutual solution.

But my crime isn't as punishable
as your crime.

That's according to the criminal code.

What crime are you talking about?
Jędruś, do you see any crime around here?

Where?

All right, how about it? Deal?

And with Maryla?

[lively folk music playing]

Yeah.

[lively folk music continues]

- That's how it went!
- Really?

[both laugh]

[music fades]

Okay, I'll talk to him tomorrow.

Wanna come in?

Ah, no thanks.
I'll talk to him in the morning.

[Wera chuckles]

[Kasia] Wera?

Thanks.

[Wera] I'm coming in!

[cell phone rings]

Why did Kacper leave his phone here?

[Wera] That's why he's not picking up.

Patryk isn't picking up either.

[exhales] Maybe they're off
to the mountains again?

No, it's the day of the race.

- Maybe they went together?
- Together? Nah, come on.

The sleigh.

[dramatic music playing]

Well...

[Kasia] I know
who we need to ask. Let's go.

[dramatic music continues]

[men strain]

[Kacper yells]

- [Patryk] Chill out!
- [Kacper shouts]

[Kacper yells] What the hell was that?

[Patryk grunts]

A Goral kidnapping.
Welcome to the country.

Enjoy yourself.

Hey, you're just gonna
leave me here to die? Untie me!

[Patryk grunts]

Yeah.

Yeah. Could you chase it off
with a sausage somehow?

All right. We've got a problem.

- What are you talking about?
- Um, we gotta go to the shack.

Włodek, I told you last night
that everything's set. Don't panic.

A bear came down from the mountain.
They're closing off the valley.

If it came down, mm,
it will walk around and go away.

[Kasia] Who came down?

Uh... [sighs]

[Patryk] Drink. It'll warm you up.

[exhales] Are you all completely insane?
Do you not have enough oxygen out here?

Dude, you've got a phone?
You should've called for help immediately.

I was tied up, remember?

Crap. Kasia called me, like, ten times.

So, were they here or were they not?

Maybe they were, maybe they weren't.

W... what am I,
a news station or something?

Uh, maybe they're at the parade, huh?

[growling]

- [Kacper] What was that?
- [Patryk] Probably a groundhog.

[growling]

[Kacper] Groundhog? It's a bear!

[thudding on window]

[tense music playing]

- Hey, hey, hey! Let's get out of here!
- Shush.

[music fades]

Yeah.

That's a very good idea. Hmm?

A bear runs at 60 kilometers an hour.

Can you run at 70 kilometers an hour?

[Kacper] Mm-mm.

Then chill out.

[bear roars]

[tense music playing]

What are you doing?

I'm googling how to defeat it.

- [Kacper screams]
- [bear growls]

[Maryla] Hey!

My Litworówka.

Was that all your doing? Huh?

Because some businessmen
from the Czech Republic

came to pick up the goods.

Excuse me, uh, what goods?

Oh, you're asking me? You don't know?

Gentlemen, I can assure you
that no matter what happens,

you will get the goods that were promised.

But I'm afraid
there will be an extra charge.

[tense music playing]

[muffled shouting]

[spits] Are you completely insane?
Setting strangers against your own family?

Where's Patryk and Kacper? Talk!

I don't know. Sister, Kasia,
free your brother this instant or I sw...

[Jędruś mumbles]

Sweetheart,

we did it all for you, I promise!

Are you serious, Dad? What was for us?

[Wacuś] Everything. Everything!

- Now him!
- [Wacuś moans]

It wasn't me. They are the ones who
left people to be eaten by wild animals!

- [entry bell rings]
- Where?

In Grandpa Jasiek's shack.

If it comes up to you,
don't look it in the eye.

Or... Or... Or what?
If you look, you'll fall in love?

- Do you have any weapons?
- [Patryk] I've got a bear repellant spray.

- [Kacper] Take it out!
- [Patryk] I left it at home.

"Talk in a calm tone of voice.
Hide behind a tree."

"Bears have very poor eyesight."

"If there are no trees,
show it that you're human?"

- Who writes these things?
- [Kacper yelps]

[dramatic music playing]

- [Wera] Kacper!
- [Kasia] Sh! Shush.

Come on.

[tense music playing]

[music fades]

[tense music playing]

[music fades]

[whispers] Is it gone?

[Kasia exhales]

[gentle music playing]

[Kacper] You really came down
from the mountain to save me?

No. Kasia gave me a lift.

- [both chuckle]
- [Kacper] Damn.

I love you.

[gentle music continues]

I haven't slept with either him or Bob,
or anyone else.

Do you believe me?

Yeah.

[gentle music continues]

And I promise I didn't sleep with Wera.

I know.

Do you forgive me?

[gentle music continues]

[chuckles] You've met your match, huh?

[both chuckle]

[gentle music continues]

[music fades]

[man] Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Hmm. [chuckles] Sweet thing.

Well, what do you think?

Golden Arrow. Beautiful, huh?

Beautiful. But will it hold up, gazda?

It'll run, it'll run. Don't worry,
gentlemen. I'll be taking the gold.

- We'll see.
- We'll see.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Before you talk a big game, you better
put your money where your mouth is.

Uh-huh. Just be prepared to lose.
You need to learn how to.

- "Learn how to lose"
- Lose?

- Come on, let's go.
- Let's go.

[man 1] Look here.

- [man 2] This one looks healthy.
- [man 1] Looks nice.

It does.

[exhales] First place is all mine.

[both laugh]

So it'll pass through all firewalls

and upload automatically to each device
in a 100-kilometer radius.

- Hey, you're good!
- Yep.

Bluejacking through
unsecured Bluetooth networks.

Kid, I used to do tech stuff like this
before Bluetooth was even a thing

on a machine I got for my First Communion.

Okay, listen, uh, if you ever need a job...

Uh, you're not ready for me.
Plus, I'm on maternity leave.

Yeah?

And where's your baby?

What do you mean?
Where he should be. With his dad.

[laughs] Let me see.

[rock music playing]

Turn off the camera!

[Patricia] Oh my God!

- Security!
- [guard] Easy! Easy!

- You see? Looks like I was right.
- You were right?

I guess you were,
but I was right too! Wait.

- You were right?
- [cell phones ring]

- [Wacuś] What's going on?
- [man] Kasia's beating up Bob!

[rock music continues]

We're a team again. [chuckles]

[lively folk music playing]

[Patryk] Hold up.

[folk music continues]

Okay.

Okay. Ready? [chuckles]

Ready?

Hey!

[exciting folk music playing]

Whoo!

[exciting folk music continues]

I've said from the start
that she was innocent.

You? What did you say?
I should feel stupid? [scoffs]

Well, you didn't believe your own sister.
Aren't you ashamed?

Ah, just look at you!
You're an old man, huh?

But not an old nincompoop.

Like some others I know.

- Pola, Jola!
- [Pola] We're here.

[all chuckle]

Finally! So good of you
to show up. [chuckles]

- [girls chuckle]
- We're leaving and seeing the race!

Oh, by the way, did you know
that groundhogs hibernate in Podhale?

Oh. Take notes, Jola, take notes.

And did you know
groundhogs feed only on kale?

Uh, hold on. Krzysiek, go warm up.

- Groundhogs subsist on kale.
- What are you saying? Kale? In Zakopane?

Stop talking and go. Plan E.

- [Wacuś and Jędruś chuckle]
- Go, Paris!

THREE WEEKS LATER

[Patryk] Hey!

[joyful string music playing]

They're perfect!

Congratulations! He's a beautiful boy.

Congratulations.

Oh, my sweet little baby!

[joyful string music continues]

[woman] Adorable!

- Congratulations!
- Yeah! Give him to me.

[joyful string music continues]

- [man] Congrats on the race.
- Here's to your health and happiness.

[man] To your health too, friends!

- Hey.
- [Kacper] Hi.

- So, will it get you to Portugal?
- Yeah. Thanks to a great mechanic.

[Kacper] Mm-hmm.

And even if it breaks down,
we can walk the rest of the way.

What about your job?

I gave them an ultimatum.
Remote work or nothing at all.

I guess you do know
how to fix your mistakes after all.

Will you visit us in Portugal?

You'll always have a place to stay
in the mountains. [chuckles]

[Kacper chuckles]

And how about you learn how to make smoked
cheese? Maybe you can start a business.

And start carving Jesus figurines.

- Bye.
- [Wera] Bye.

- How about a rematch one day?
- On the board?

- Uh, nah, on the waves.
- Okay. [chuckles]

- Drive safe!
- Bye.

[both sigh]

How about an RV?

Nah.

How long will it take you
to repair that rust bucket?

- [Patryk] The motorcycle?
- Yeah.

It'll be ready when it's ready.

[both laugh]

[romantic music playing]

[music fades]

[thunder rumbles]

[suspenseful music playing]

[music fades]

You could still back out, you know?

- I've surfed in far worse conditions.
- Yeah? When?

- None of your business.
- [both laugh]

- After you.
- No, after you. Let's go, tough guy.

[rock music playing]

[lively string music playing]

[jaunty music playing]

[music fades]

[suspenseful music playing]

[lively music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[lively music playing]

[soft rock music playing]

[music fades]